if you ever need any german animal porn redubbed I'll do it cheap. I'll put on a Scottish accent for the ladies, and a thick Polish one for the men.

:-P

see? what did i tell you, kids?

the Doc sends me weird PM's of a sexual nature.

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CHEWIE!!! NO!!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!

Dammit! Now I'm going to be flooded with requests. I'd better practice my "oohs" and "aaahs" and my pronounciation of "pierdolić" so I don't under perform.

CHEWIE!!! NO!!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!

I'm sorry to break this to you. Maybe you ought to sit down. Chewie... was a a man in a suit. And not just any man. He was Santa Claus. Santa had a lot of free time on his hands and Mrs Claus was always so frigid, so he got himself a wookie suit to lull the chicks into a false sense of security, and the rest is history. Or rather, futurery.

these are pleasant to look at

http://www.collider.com/2010/05/05/tim-burton-posters-minimalist-films/



Hey.
These are kind of interesting.
Now he's gotta finish the films of Henry Selick.

Frank Frazetta was ushered to Valhalla today by Valkyries.
Tonight, he dines with Odin!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Frazetta

That is sad news. He was a master of the genre. I bet he stops off on Bifrost to paint the ladies. :(

RIP Frank.

He defined modern fantasy illustration, he painted with fire.
I will say that I think we just lost one of the greatest artists of any century.

:( RIP

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I found this during the Frazetta search. It makes the Clint look even more epic than usual.

i've always liked this eastwood piece.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/45023

AICN does a big write up.

Clint needs to do some genre before he gets too......grumpy to leap around and shoot space monsters.

Gran Torino was his last acting gig.....he's retired from acting now. :(
he's got a supernatural thriller, Hereafter, as his next directing project.

it's got none other than The Richard Kind in it :)

Bullshit. He could still act on T.V. at any time in the future, saying you "retire" doesn't mean shi~!

Oh well, I haven't even nearly seen all of his films.

"Richard stinks," so says The Brak.

Fuck smokes.

wotsit?

o rly?

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Always know your limitations.
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Here's another lucky pussy.

=d

The captions you could add to this are in the hundreds.

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Hell yeah, stfu!
lol

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Speaking of TV and women:

An italian talk show hostess








Damn =)



Then an american one



damn... =(

penis

horse

I got a little cold last night.
Feel ichy today and can't sleep.
Playlist.com isn't working.
Pimp and Host isn't working.
I haven't finished any project recently.
I freed up 8GB on computer and it still runs slugish.

pimp and host has been crap all night.

What happened to my other picture?

Nothing to see here.

Still sick but playlist and pimp & host are working again.

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

http://www.gifanatics.com/files/2ql5r8h.gif

"WHY WON'T THIS THREAD DIE ALREADY?!?!?!

they can slow it down, but it just won't die! DIE! DIE! DIE!"

Who is that a quote from?

vincent.

he's the boy that lives in my head (and sometimes in Henry's head as well.)

he's mentally unstable.

i should eat him.

That would have been my second guess. :)

...:-\ and your first guess?

...:-\ and your first guess?

buddy jesus.

shows up in the most unexpected places.

what a sonofabitch.

Buddy? I know its from some movie but I've never saw it.

I just D/L a shitload of skins for VLC (from http://www.videolan.org/vlc/skins.php) but I can't figure out how to apply them. You any idea?

Buddy Jesus is from Dogma.

Skins for VLC? i haven't any idea what those are for or what they are......so i guess my answer is no. :D

You don't use VLC? It's a media player. it plays every format under the sun. Or the moon depending on what time you get up at :)

I got them into the skins folder but I can't find out how to change them from the default.

Anyway... this is fun.



An "A" for effort. An "A+" for murderous intent.

hmm....i'm still trying to figure out the internets.

oh well. :-P

gotta run, Doc.

laters.

Laters.

DON'T DO IT!

Buddy Christ is the best Christ.

Of course, that doesn't take much~

You're making me want to watch Trainspotting.

I haven't saw it in years. I don't own it. :(

Neggar

I own the international version :D

Why do worms get up so damn early?

love Dogma, the part with Alan Rickman showing off his no penis is hilarious.

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Yea, I loved the game too but you gotta laugh.

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^ She went back for seconds! Nice.
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Who's the chick?

Haloid

Who's the chick?

I don't know. I don't think that's ment to be Skelator, jsut some skull guy trying to woe a nature girl.

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Hordak....yeah.

The Galvatron of the He-Man universe.

Sadly, he was wasted on She-Ra in the cartoons :(

Galvatron has aways been and will always be my sniggy.

Oh noes, Rodimus is having confidence issues becoming a leader? That's okay, guys, his antagonist is batshit crazy :D

:billymays:

Hordak....yeah.

The Galvatron of the He-Man universe.

Sadly, he was wasted on She-Ra in the cartoons :(

Kind of an original idea though, Make a girl version and sell the villains as boy toys while the princess characters get dolls for the girls. Not that I think girls shouldn't play with monsters or that boys don't like female characters to play with, it's just how they needed to work around that.

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Why hello snake themed friend! In times like these with snakemen running around it nice to see that fellowship has not forsaken this land.
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When cornered just split yourself in half!
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I've got more of them.

Perhaps the stupidest weapon I've seen.
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=

If there was a new movie? Yes, please. :)

this guy has way too much fun:

Mondo Cane:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzuBZdemAVU

what first appears to be an elaborate joke, turns out to be some quality stuff.

Patton's ability to take silly ideas and do them with a straight face is uncanny.

FNM's covers of Lionel Richie's "Easy", the Bee-Gee's "I Started A Joke" or Engelbert Humperdink's "SPanish Eyes" are perfect examples.

Quality stuff.

Quality thread.

you must be on the wrong thread.....

......'cuz that ain't us.

we're just perverted nerd monkeys who discovered the wonderful world of google and the internets.

wait.

i just described everyone on Shrine, didn't I? :D :D :D

DOES NOT COMPUTE

So, my peepee has been kinda tingly lately and Im not sure how to fix, please advise.

vick's vapor rub is a temporary relief.

electric turkey carver is a more permanent solution.

both are sexy.

Spooning with Spoony is like the swooniest thing evar.

Indeed.

Who is Spoony?

I feel pervy when I watch Nostalgia Chick. So, I avoid watching her.

Wish Goggles would post more. Little Miss Gamer is so insanely innocent.

There's like 5 pics of him on this page, more if you include my avatar and sig.

He's awesome Allen, go to SpoonyExperiment and enjoy.

And Little Miss Gamer is HAWT, so is Nostalgia Chick, who is illegally hot for these kind of videos, supposed to be nerds dammit.

I DID NOT JUST HEAR THAT, ALLEN

Neg, forgive the poor child, he obviously has been cruelly forced to live under a rock, therefore missing out on the good things in life, like Ninjas, Kidnapping and TV.

Yes. We will educate him.

And, yes, what fuggen dimension did Nostalgia Chick materialize out of. It's almost irrational.

Most likely Dimension X......

Or the dimension where nothing is as it seems, hot girls like video games, people named Anyname are not complete faggots and people named Neg are considered gods....

You're testing my ego, sir~

That kinda sorta implies that you suck harder then a black hole sucking sucky games.

Neg linked me to spoony once.... I didn't like it. :/

Allen, you are dead to me.

Oh yeah, I forgot :(

Nostalgia Chick is weird. I see one thing I'd buy.

http://rule34-images.paheal.net/23b88b8f97df9a1763bbef60e80ee1b8/326157%20-%20Channel_Awesome%20Dudette%20Lindsay_Ellis%20Nos talgia_Chick%20Soemele%20That_Guy_With_The_Glasses .jpg

wow, Doc.

The pic is really quite....well.....i think Pikachu just took the words right outta my mouth. :D

Pikachu was in your mouth? Which part of him exactly? I hope there was a knife and fork involved. :)

You ever wonder where melvin is? I'm guessing he's digging holes in the desert for someone with a tie on. And shiny shoes.

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You know, with a little eyeshadow, and some red lippy, and maybe some blusher and a large paper bag I'd chance it. As long as I could use her curtain to wipe myself off afterwards (thats called a french towel, that is).

unrelated random

where are you Melvin?

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He'll always be in our hearts.

where are you Melvin?

Even google can't find him. It found this.

http://www.karmatoons.com/bakshi/melvin.gif

edit: Brando & Jack on keneda's bike. That is the net at its randomy best.

for mental :) ........and us too, I guess :D

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There is something amusing about that. It's almost pythonesque in its timing. Or is it because it's so damn early here and I haven't had my caffeine yet?

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sniff my flower.

sniff my flower.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif It wasn't just me then? That's good to know. I was a little worried.

um....i'd still be a little worried.

I think this may be a repost?



Back soon. Need legal wake me up government approved drug.

Back soon. Need legal wake me up government approved drug.

boiling dog piss in the face?

that get's me going pretty quick.

Pedals of a flower is a pretty romantic way to describe vaginas. The word "Vagina" itself isn't all that sweet sounding, hell "penis" sounds cuter.



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'cunt' has it's charms............just ask The Master.

I think this may be a repost?



Back soon. Need legal wake me up government approved drug.

Eggeroll guy? Never seen him B4.

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Sure "Cunt" is fun and "Pussy" sounds playful even if you drop the whole cat angle but saying that a girl has lovely pedals sounds so sweet.

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'cunt' has it's charms............just ask The Master.

Calling someone a cunt is a like saying hello in England. If you don't get called one you'd wonder what you'd did wrong.

"Hello Boss"
"Fuck off, cunt. Get back to work."
"Oh, he likes me. I may get that promotion after all."

saying that a girl has lovely pedals sounds so sweet.


:eye:

how about i just say i love her lovely lady lumps while i'm at it?

:eye:

how about i just say i love her lovely lady lumps while i'm at it?

Go look up Alanis Morrissette's cover of that song, It's all sad and profoundy and "deep artsy".

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^ reminds me of Neverending Story.

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i'm assuming you mean tom's pic and not your penis...........well, not 'your' penis....the pic you have of a penis.

to say The NEverending Story reminds you of your penis is kind of weird.

Labyrinth reminds me of my penis. :)

...


the fact that i need something to remind me of my penis is astounding.

A penis with teeth. That would a good horror movie make.



she knows it.

A penis with teeth. That would a good horror movie make.


did you ever see the link i posted of the trailer for that "horror" movie about Ron Jeremy's killer penis.

real movie...........let's see if i can still find it.

EDIT: http://www.oneeyedmonstermovie.com/

Ain't there a picture of that some pages back?

to say The NEverending Story reminds you of your penis is kind of weird.

Labyrinth reminds me of my penis. :)

...

the fact that i need something to remind me of my penis is astounding.

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Is it all the bends? Or the slipping into the bog of eternal stench? Okay. I'm going to stop there. Mercy.

Is it all the bends? Or the slipping into the bog of eternal stench?

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well played, doctor.....well played.

It didn't just get up and walk away.
Actually it did. Look.

Who wrote that line? Quality. And the tag line is killer too. If you see it coming, you're already dead. :)

Anyone else think a little necrophillia joke? No. Okay.

Was that the clam bumper from Buffy? I think it was.

Tara?

yeah...it was her. AMber Benson.

That's the one. I guess Joss didn't have any shows he was planning to get cancelled to cast her in.

Just kidding. I like Joss. He's scripting and directing the Avengers movie apparently.

i think that was a 'net rumor

nothing's actually been official.

however, I believe it did lead to negotiations.

It was in Total Film magazine. Do you get that over there? It's a good mag. The letters page is usually funny. Bitches haven't printed any of mine though. I think maybe jokes about Tom Criuse and dwarf penis are a little too harsh for the British public.

yeah...we get Total Film....but we get it on our stands a few months later....like 4 or 5 months, so everything in it is old news.

good magazine though...........for the most part, North AMerica has really, really shitty movie mags.

more trash

4 or 5 months. Shit. I have it on subscription. I get it about a week before it even hits the newstands. And it's much cheaper.

Does that sound like a gloat? Not often I get to do that. I'm going to revel in it. If it was chocolate I'd rub it all over myself before licking all the bits I can reach.

If it was chocolate I'd rub it all over myself before licking all the bits I can reach.

do you....do that often?

then invite over poor old Spot to lick all the spots that you can't reach.

chocolate makes dogs sick, you monster.

Don't mention dogs to me. My neighbour got one. Now I have competition to who can drop the biggest wedge in his garden. And the dog has a better far away look in his eyes than I can muster. I wouldn't give him my hard to reach chocolate licky bits.

woof.

k....i'm heading off to bed.

niters :)

niters :)

The fuck?

the urge to completely derail this thread is amazing.

Thread 76204

trout.

For a second I thought you were talking about this thread and I was like this thread's gimmick is that it is perpetually derailed. It's THE derail thread.

And baby, I WILL derail that thread. Just gimme time.

lol

me thinks a thread has to be on some sort of rail in the first place to actually be derailed.

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that's a fantastic picture.

Stay off my rail you bitches.

THAT'S AN INVITATION TO DESTRUCTION.

you dirty, dirty bitches.

man-hooores of the FF Shrine.

There's plenty of me to go around :-*

I need opinions so I can pick and choose. You can derail it after I get a few. Hell, I may even do it myself, deny you FF whores the pleasure. I'll post pictures of my ass. I'll shave an loldata into it first. The "o" will be...

oh, i won't touch it.

if i wanted to i all ready would've done it. :D

ditto

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Why doesn't anybody hire me???? ;_;

as a FF Shrine man-hooor?

What does the 7 mean?

At this point Work is WORK! :D

Payed of course!

I still got a bunch of these so I'll be posting em.

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Metallica need a new drummer, you could apply. Well, Lars is still there, but he's a dick. If you don't have any drumming ability don't worry... neither does he. :)

I know a bit of Bass Guitar... but ok I'll be sending them an e-mail... Also ALSO I wont be as bitchy about internet DL of their songs like he is. :D

I loves me some Lars jokes.

Jason Newstead played for Voivod when he left Metallica. He was the best thing about the band. I saw them on the Black album tour and Jason was rockin. I also saw Voivod but that was before he joined.

Voivod was better. :)

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Clamp Champ? More like Clamp Chump! 1 of the few guys I got that wasn't 2nd hand and the clamp thing breaks immediately
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Metallica need a new drummer, you could apply. Well, Lars is still there, but he's a dick. If you don't have any drumming ability don't worry... neither does he. :)

I think it was Journy that got their replacment lead vocalist by way of a youtube video of a philipino guy who sounds just like the orginal guy.

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That's jsut sad.
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I had all of them so far, except these guys. don't remember them. they look a bit useless. Stairs would pose a problem.

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The actual toy of this Skely just has a dragon themed gun backpack but I guess it's meant to be a real dragon he's carrying on his back.
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I got bamaged armor Skeletor, Teela, Orko, Clamp Champ, King Randor, & That Orko/Yoda guy from the movie. I'm unsure if my
He-man was new and if he was I lost him some how. Recentlly I found Leachman, Buzzoff, Grizzlor, Snake guy with the licking gimic, another Orko, & punch Skelator at goodwill for under 1 each.

Orko was a little too big in toy form. He came up to most characters' waist forchrisakes! And he moved along the ground on a weird motorised thing under his cloak. Not the best representation. Snake mountain was cool. It had a voice changing mic for scaring your grandma when she went for an afternoon sleep. :)

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I forgot I also got Mossman from a yardsale. I'm quite happy with the 2002 revival series and limited myself to just He-Man, Skeletor, & Teela.

Don't know anything about the revival series. He Man's disguise was almost as good as Clark Kents. I often wondered, where did Adam go? And Cringer, too? Hey maybe He man and Battle Cat will know.

I remember hearing once Skeletor saying, or maybe I read it in the comics, "I only have to win once, you have to win everytime" which I thought was profound. I was a kid, what can I say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=playnmJB_TI&feature=channel

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I remember hearing once Skeletor saying, or maybe I read it in the comics, "I only have to win once, you have to win everytime" which I thought was profound. I was a kid, what can I say?

That is pretty profound.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyHudBfMXcQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbRwj1Kj3xk

That second one looks good. :) Made me feel both young again and a little old, as it's a revamp. So I averaged out feeling a little middlish. Nice.

i didn't even know they made more He-Man cartoons.

grazing through all those pics of Tom's, it never even occurred to me just how many He-Man toys I had.............i practically had them all.

...and yeah...the Orko toy sucked. remember that dumbass magic trick he came with?

what the hell was that?

I never bothered with Star Wars figures, I think I had 2 (Fett, of course, and an ewok!) but I had 40+ He-Man.


Magic trick? I don't remember that. It must have sucked.

My bro worked in a toy shop. :)

ahh...i had many Star Wars figures too.

it was the G.I. Joe that I completely ignored. Never liked them.

i had the new Cobra Commander and that was it.

Do any of you know HOW that trick was meant to work? The only thing I ended up doing was get the discs stuck inside the 2 halves for 12 years.

I was born just a little late so I only got 1 stormtrooper new but I still have the card back and gun with everything else from the droids and ewoks cartoon or yard sales.
With He-man it was about half new half yard sales and I lucked out 1 brithday my mother found a huge bunch of Thundercats on clrearance for $1 each at shopko so I ended up with everyone from the first set but Mummra, his dog, & Snarf.

I was never into G.I. Joe.

GI Joe was renamed Action Force over here, buy yea it was ignored by me too. You owned one more than I did.

Did you hear Ronnie Dio passed away last night? Stomach cancer. Sad day.

You remember that god awful scream Mummra used to do as he transformed in the cartoon?



Damn that used to wig me out. I should youtube it, see if it's as bad as I remember.

Did you hear Ronnie Dio passed away last night? Stomach cancer. Sad day.


yeah, i heard.

Too bad.

Do any of you know HOW that trick was meant to work? The only thing I ended up doing was get the discs stuck inside the 2 halves for 12 years.

Still don't remember it. :(

Not Dio :( Tenacious D said they'd take good care of him in his twilight years. I should go through his discagraphy soon.

Do any of you know HOW that trick was meant to work? The only thing I ended up doing was get the discs stuck inside the 2 halves for 12 years.

i got the discs stuck up my brother's bum.

he cried.

...

i cried too......and giggled a little as well.

I figured that G.I. Joe would be called something else in places that's not the US. The japonese dub has them shouting J.I. JOOOOOOOOEE! instead of the YoJOE.

2002 He-Man was awesome, great animation, well choreographed fight scenes, they got rid of the ambiguously gay duo-ness of the original, the writing was free to do actual story archs over the course of seasons, no crazy butt toys needed to be crammed in unless the writers wanted them in, Teela's even sexier, they poked fun at some of the powers like Stinkor and Mechaneck... But both the show and the toys where handled poorly so it failed big time.

I don't think this made it to shops over here.

It is kinda strange they'd put such an unnecessary feature in Orko when most of the line used parts and molds over and over again. With that kind of ingenuity and cheapness you'd think they would just make him a figure with a missile launcher or a sparking chest thing to represent his magik.

Who can fathom the reasoning behind toy makers? They are a special breed.

http://www.funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=PoopTImeFAIL.jpg

special inbreed....um...indeed....i meant 'special indeed'.

I wanna see Flapjack and Adventure Time figures. Flapjack, Finn, & Jake could be PVC bodies with bendy arms and legs and Capt. Knuckles could be like a Mr. Patato Head.

For mental. A "fut".

mickey never really was all that smart.

Thundercats outtakes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWRvkRj8KQA&feature=related

Blundercats was good. :)

If you've seen all of this show, over half of the toys in this jr. figure line are way inappropriate

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Also the "It's Gendo Time! No Ikari No!" statue.

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Rei figurine is fantastic. Girl needs some social skills, but I dig the blue hair thing.

I decided, and this goes for real life girls who are in the same situation too; That if I had Rei I'd do everything to b nice to her and even though I'm looking to be all romancy and sexy with her, I won't even go looking for nookie because someone like her is in a very vulnerable and sad state and to jsut use her and take advantage of her would crush her if she didn't improve and if she did she's soon realize what I did to her and she'd hate me forever. So it's better I think to just help her along and if she so wishes a relationship than it needs to be on her own terms.

She'll burn you.






With real fire.

"Why are you doing this to me?!?!" I would scream, as I punched myself in the balls.

The bacon grease, lining my butt crack, would begin hardening and grandfather, his camera having run out of film several minutes ago, would be frantically sketching out this spectacle before him, on a MOtel 8 napkin.

Isn't that alwys the way? Grandfathers insist on using thier old Pentax from the war. Get a digital you old fart. You won't run out of film then. And the bacon is ready for eating so put your teeth in.

She'll burn you.


With real fire.

But couldn't just abandon Asuka & Rei. They really need someone to love them and I wanna bone them but it wouldn't be right of me to just hump and dump 2 girls in their particular predicament so I have to make sure I do everything to save them.

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"C'mon, Gramps! Gnaw that shit out! Gnaw that greasy goodness outta my ol' fruitstand!!!"

Grandpa is usually in tears, crying to MOther MErcy, but I keep going.

Grandpa's saliva is like heavy duty dish soap....it kills greasy bacteria and smells like Green Apple.

As Mr stark said: "Pick a number between 2 and 4." :)

i don't know about your guy's locale....but it's all ready getting hot here.

I have the fan going, the windows open, nothing but a t-shirt and boxer shorts and Mister Catface is sprawled out on the floor to cool himself off.

Summer's gonna be brutal.

Grandpa told me your bacon is too salty. He wondered how the salty taste got in the fruitstand to begin with and I offered to tell him my guess but he dithered and started picking hair out of his falsies. I thought it best to go get the free range eggs.


i don't know about your guy's locale....but it's all ready getting hot here.

Summer's gonna be brutal.

Frickin' freezing here, still. Maybe it's the bacon grease heating you?

As Mr stark said: "Pick a number between 2 and 4." :)

Threive.

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I swear to god, gramps...you move off of that stool, I'll zap you again.

........and you remember how much your pacemaker acted up the last time we did that, don't you? ;)

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That old geezer (cuckoo's gramps?) with the "Oops, I need a change, nurse" face is married! He has a ring on. i hope that's his grandaughter. No. Wait. That would mean... Damn. I'll just be over in the corner if anyone needs me.

there's a couple old guys like that in the home that my grandmother's in.

they get away with it. i should get a old guy costume soon. :D

anyways....i'm outs for the night.

niters.

niters :)



Don't forget to close the window or the old guy will climb in and get you with his knob of bacon fat.

LA LA LA

these are 6 Canadian short independent films, done with some heavy FX, yet still tell an interesting story.

it's even got District 9 writer/director Neill Blomkamp's original test film for 'Halo' when he was originally hired to direct it for Peter Jackson, before.

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/05/gallery-spy-films/

and here's Blomkamp's original District 9 short, if you're interested:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlgtbEdqVsk

Canada has given us David Cronenberg, for which we are most grateful. And James Cameron for which we are not. You owe us an apology for him.

I want to watch the shorts but where is the link to see them? Am I blind? Or stupid?

Also I haven't saw District 9, does the short contain spoilers for the feature length?

I need answers. :)

edit: Found it. I refreshed the page and it appeared. My connection has dropped out twice today while I was gaming earlier. It must be it again.

edit too: Socalled's "You are never alone" the camera guy was cool. Reminded me a little of "The Science of Sleep" movie. Halo was meh. Trampoline guy was interesting but was lacking in something. Needed some Pink Floyd I think. Overall, interesting so far. Haven't watched the rest yet.

1. Frank Frazetta.
2. Ronnie James Dio.

Look who finally decided to post. :/

Rick where you been?

Yo Rick.

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It's quiet, TOO quiet.

Morning, all.





WARNING NUDITY

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http://www.purfex.com/images/kooky-spooky-girls.gifhttp://www.purfex.com/images/kooky-spooky-boys.gif wiggins. it's a pastel haired village of the damned.

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I hope these are not reposts. Between first seeing pics, sorting pics, & uploading pics things become unclear on the battle field.

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No, I've not saw those before. I'm sure I'd remember such oddness. Back in a bit. Need to get morning sustenance, and a near fatal dose of caffeine.

Can't beat my, can't beat my, No they can't beat my Broklyn Rage (I don't want to be a fury)

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Bizarro always confused me. Not with the reverse nonsense he spouted, but the character in general. What was his motivation? Why was he created? I must have missed his origin story somewhere along the line. I have some Bizarro World stories with art by Frank Quitely, but that's because I Quite Frankly like Frank Quitely.

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/comics/column41007/allstarsupes7.JPG

Bizzaro was a, failed, fucked up clone of Superman that Lex Luthor made.

But wasn't there was a whole world of backwards people (and it wasn't the UK). Where did they spring from? I always assumed it was something to do with the infinite earths thing. That was the only hypothesis I could come up with.

You'd think Lex, with his superior intellect, would be able to create a serum that could cure baldness. I mean, if he was finally able to take over the fortress of solitude he'd be mighty cold with no fuzz on his head.

Or maybe the ladies like it. :)

Hi all, anybody there?

I'm here somewhat...

Hi Zoran!

Hi Allen :)

Just beginning my way back to ffshrine. I am doing better than last month but I'm still missing my favorite uncle.

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Johnny A. at Bainbridge.
1950-2010

Oh, sorry. My condolence.

Thank you...keeping busy with boxing his belongings for his son when he returns for them. I am also scanning a bunch of his photos for myself and the the rest of the family.