XD Now that's just cool.



Cuckoo's the one on the right. XD

what is this pic?

tinypic erased it all ready?

use imageshack.com for offensive pics.......they aren't as PICky.

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get it? PICky?!?!?! pics!!!!


.....god.....

.....shoot me.

here ya go, kids.....

.....a teaser trailer for James Cameron's eagerly anticipated "Avatar" is finally out:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avatar/

i don't know about you guys, but i suspect there will be jaw-dropping moments aplenty.

hey guys.....finally checked out that "1guy1jar" thing,...i managed to get about 8 seconds into it.....

i could already sense the strain on the glass.....i could almost hear its "integrity beginning to fail".

could watch no more......{Shivers}...lol "shivers at slivers".

you guys know the "2girls1cup" thing right....! i got about 4 seconds into that....and now can't confirm my own suspicions that THAT was "icecream" jammed up her butt!

AVATAR looks....a little like a video game !!!!.

He shoulda stuck with TERMINATOR....25 years on,that 1st movie still holds its own...just that stop-motion stuff towards the end looks dated....and the clothing,but thats the weird thing.....people that weren't born when that came out {and we all wore those clothes}are kinda travelling back with the Termy......weird !totally different experience...

you can tell i'm a TERMINATOR FanBoy

Budarcs on the left, Cuckoo's on the right. XD

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....that's it.....i'm eating you first.

....but i don't think budarc's coming back.

XD Good luck trying to eat me. You'll freeze your ass off if you try flying over here.

Awwww. I'm not going to be able to get to know him like you guys did. All I have left to look at are memories from previous pages... Oh well.

ahh....ocean cow.....i see he's out and about again.

yeah....budarc.

he didn't know how to make lemonade.

oh well.

it seems to happen all too often on the FFS boards.....there's a disagreement and somebody leaves.

if we could make sock puppets still, i'd make a budarc #2 and we could all have our way with him.

You dirty, dirty person. Sticking your hand into budarc's socks.

Anyways, sock puppets... yeah... good times (used to play one of those real-time online games XD)

they can pretty good times, if you use your imagination, are quick to type, don't get confused easily and know how to not sound like yourself.

You dirty, dirty person. Sticking your hand into budarc's socks.


i wasn't dirty until i stuck my "hands" into budarc's "socks".

it was he that soiled me.

Yeah. Because of that game and all the crap I used to pull, I was able to clock my best at 112 word per minute with no mistakes. However, I've never been able to duplicate it and my comfort speed is only around 80. What about you?

So your hand was a virgin until you met Budarc's socks? *tisk, tisk, tisk*

i have no idea....i've never checked.

but i'm a fairly speedy typer.....

So your hand was a virgin until you met Budarc's socks? *tisk, tisk, tisk*

no....my hand's been into all the neighborhood's socks.......just budarc's were filthy and they were the ones that permanently soiled me.

i don't even know what we're talking about.

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I think we were talking about Budarc not showing up again and his socks...

damn budarc's socks.....damn all of them......even the socks he has yet to own.

I'm just glad that we're talking about his socks and not his underwear.

Crap. I just had to bring up the subject. XD

sadly, budarc threw them out and left them on the street when he packed his bags and made for the hills.


one of us should pick them up and carry on the legacy of budarc's 5-day underpants.

I'll let you handle that one. Can't afford to get crap stains on the pages of my books.

Ooh. This one's a good one:

i don't really wanna touch 'em either.......maybe Mental will sport the ginch.

Well, since he's not able to say "not me"... It's gonna be him. http://i27.tinypic.com/szefec.gif

Well, I'm out for now. If I don't do the laundry around here, nobody does, and that's not a very pleasant smell. >.>

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this is like budarc died, and we're going through all his belongings, divvying it all up and no one wants any of it.

Well, I'm out for now. If I don't do the laundry around here, nobody does, and that's not a very pleasant smell. >.>

all right man.....laters.

That's a good one. Did you just make it? And why am I the fat one? XD

That's a good one. Did you just make it? And why am I the fat one? XD

whipped it up in about 2 minutes.

....i'm taking a look at all of them.....and i really don't think it matters which one we are......i honestly wouldn't want to be any of them

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You got a point there. Hold up. Let me check my folders and see if I got anything that you might be able to use...

Can't find anything. Oh well.

i'm not sure i get it.

i see sort of North American anime guy (who i'm assuming is Steve) holding a notebook.

and some Frankensteiny monster, who looks like the retarded brother of Blanka, behind him....who is either going to devour Steve or is standing by his side like a minion.

Mmmmm. Nevermind. You have to have watched the "Blue's Clues" kids show and the "Deathnote" anime to get the joke. Sorry. -_- I'm just really bored right now.

Mmmmm. Nevermind. You have to have watched the "Blue's Clues" kids show and the "Deathnote" anime to get the joke. Sorry. -_- I'm just really bored right now.

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you sonofabitch.

now, you've taken the pic down and now my response post just looks like nonsense!

well....actually, most of my posts just look like nonsense.......hmm.....carry on.

5 things you didn't know about district 9. Do not read if you haven't seen it yet.
http://io9.com/5341120/5-things-you-didnt-know-about-district-9
new wolfman trailer looks awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhTIJ3_fQNs

You've prolly already seen the Avatar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yehaH_uaJjA) trailer.

5 things you didn't know about district 9. Do not read if you haven't seen it yet.

new wolfman trailer looks awesome:


You've prolly already seen the Avatar trailer.

i haven't seen it.....planning on a trip to the local cinema this Friday to see it.......

New Wolfman Trailer has gnards......i like it.

I posted the trailer earlier today.......mental was not impressed, so i ate him.

it looks pretty cool.......the CGI aliens don't look so great......perhaps they'll look better when the film comes out in 3D............i remember thinking Hulk looked pretty bad, until i actually saw the film (the Ang Lee film).

EDIT: fuckin' firefox crashed on me and posted the exact same post again.

I stopped using Firefox because the back button didn't work for some reason

i'm working on a way to turn Firefox into a living being......just so i can fight it..............and probably lose.....'cuz it's fire and a fox.....

EDIT: fuckin' firefox crashed on me and posted the exact same post again.

yeah, it keeps crashing on me...hate this shit now..

it's especially annoying when i'm trying to upload something.......like a lossless file and it's at 89% or something.............YARRGHHH....my blood boils.

it's especially annoying when i'm trying to upload something.......like a lossless file and it's at 89% or something.............YARRGHHH....my blood boils.

fuck yeah! and when im downloading, esp. from RS cause of the 15 min. wait....im like ''WELL GOOD FOR YOU" WERE FUCKING DONE HERE

lol. and yes, i think that makes bale an ever bigger badass.

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Bale's just a prick!

poor ol' DP......his day was ruined.

I'm a dude, I'm not single, I live with my brother and my sister...


I jinxed myself. XD My brother just got a call from my ex-girlfriend's parents saying that I got her pregnant. Funny thing is, they didn't know that I was sterile until just now. XD I even have the paperwork and all that stuffs from the hospital.

um....you know....i really don't know what to say about that..........um......good for you...?

It is a good thing. Now I don't have to buy her a birthday present.

i'm thinking the b-day present would have been the least of your worries

i'm thinking the b-day present would have been the least of your worries

:loldata: what he said ^^^

Yeah... I know that I may seem fine right now, but when I wake up in the morning and remember that my girlfriend for a year and a half has been cheating on me, I'm gonna be an emotional wreck. So I think that right now is a good time for pictures. ^^

that's too bad.........happens to the best of us, huh?

.....and now pictures:

i can't even......um.....what?

Can't what? (o.O)

fathom exactly what the hell is going on in that pic.

whatever it is i'm not seeing any ice cream.

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XD At first, I thought you meant that you didn't get the joke.

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And with that, I'm out of here for now. Have a good one.

all right man......laters.

This is shooped. The original is the keyboardist from Saves the Day, iirc.

that would explain the nail polish and the tatties.

wait.....there is no keyboardist in Saves The Day is there?

It was one of the low-tier emo acts. It was from his publicity shots for his solo project.

The Get Up Kids

It was one of the low-tier emo acts. It was from his publicity shots for his solo project.

then i'm not even gonna bother looking for the original pic......too many of those "fall out of my ass" bands.


The Get Up Kids

ahh...'kay.

And, ftr, Fall Out Boy are top tier, tyvm~

i like the old man better.

James Dewees

he's in fine form in this pic. :eye:

I'm inclined to that sort of thing. Like Charlize Theron in Devil's advocate, and Silent Hill nurses...

lots of blood?

did you hear about this advertising campaign in Japan (i think)......kinda cool.

I am okay with blood, yes. I asked you for some oral surgery pics the other night.

Hey, while I'm in this general ballpark, check out this site: http://www.abandoned-britain.com/photos.html

I am okay with blood, yes. I asked you for some oral surgery pics the other night.
that's what the "Geek Stink Breath" video is for.

Hey, while I'm in this general ballpark, check out this site: http://www.abandoned-britain.com/photos.html

i've only looked at the Satty dish pics so far....but i think i'm gonna spend the next half hour looking at these..........gorgeous pictures.

They really are.

For a more American flavor, we have Dead Malls: http://deadmalls.com/contents.html

Hi5 on Geek Stink Breath. Insomniac is one of the greatest albums ever :D

it's a top 10 album for me...........when that album first came out, that was exactly the type of person I was.....wired, angry, tired, drug addicted and even more tired..........it was perfect.

They really are.

For a more American flavor, we have Dead Malls: http://deadmalls.com/contents.html



this is a weird little interest you have here..................i like it ;)

It comes along with the SH fandom. John Green actually incorporated urban exploring into his latest novel, Paper Towns, which is phenomenal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtZmFHxxijo

it's totally SH type stuff.....it also reminds me of the 28 Days/Weeks Later movies.......i love it

There is such beauty in decay...

i remember exploring an empty hotel with me and my buddies when we were 16 or 17.......creepy creepy shit.....all the empty rooms....i remember the bar being pretty creepsome.......there was a stage with 2 stripper poles........really haunting.....you could pratically hear the cheers of the crowds of drunken men who were once there.

then we found an empty school out in the middle of the countryside from WWII...even creepier shit.

i wish i took pics.....but i was young and stupid and never thought of that.

.....and now they're torn down :(

Schweet! Hotel in Homecoming just doesn't have the same life that the Apartment World in 4 has, though.

Not to say hotels aren't goldmines of atmosphere. There's an extensively old hotel around here that I find excuses to go to whenever I can. Feels very Victorian. Reminds me of the Titanic for some reason.

i'm a big fan of old buildings and whatnot.

anything that has a past to it.......places where you can pratically feel the people that were once there.

hear we are going through budarc's stuff...



we all miss him really...

yeah...it sucks he's left for better things.....?
perhaps he just went the way of Buttons though.

building for ya cuckoo......scared looking....maybe a fat chick wants to enter..!

speaking of fat chix

(http://img21.imageshack.us/i/1200lbfatty.jpg/)

we see her rollin'.... we hatin'.....cos of the damn earth quakes

are we even sure that's a chick?

(funny...that's not the first time someone's sex has been questioned here.....in the last week even)

well....i saw breasts.....figure its a chick !



fat people make me laugh......that shit don't happen "over night".....yuo don't go to bed 180lbs and "d'oh ! shouldn't have had that last cookie" & wake up 6,000lbs !

it is popular among the "yo momma" jokesters.

We are so heading for another ponybutt infestation :o

this chick.....i'd need a bigger boat to ride that wave in !

(http://img29.imageshack.us/i/81890336.png/)

i think an ice breaker ship is needed....for my ploughing

We are so heading for another ponybutt infestation :o

that'd actually be kinda welcome.

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this chick.....i'd need a bigger boat to ride that wave in !



tinypic......that'll be gone in a few hours.

enjoy it while you can, kids!

so true.



so,....any you guys ever had any weird dreams....like prophetic ?

i had a weird dream other week about a guy getting mauled by a lion against a wall....and yesterday,i'm passing the wall on the bus {yeah no car,we won't go there!} and i shit you not,there was just one car parked there with a sticker of.....a lion on the window ! weird!

o.k. first imageshack image.....jeez! its slow !!.

(http://img197.imageshack.us/i/38348623.png/)

well....i'm thinking you can use tinypic for something like that.......but tinypic is usually pretty strict about their gore and nude pics.......meaning they don't allow 'em.

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stupid lion. thinks he has better hair than all the other lions.

speaking of better looks....

http://i32.tinypic.com/20rab5v.gif

what fuckin' episode was that !?

let's see if this passes the tinypic censors.

let's see if this passes the tinypic censors.

THUMBS UP.

so true.



so,....any you guys ever had any weird dreams....like prophetic ?

i had a weird dream other week about a guy getting mauled by a lion against a wall....and yesterday,i'm passing the wall on the bus {yeah no car,we won't go there!} and i shit you not,there was just one car parked there with a sticker of.....a lion on the window ! weird!

yeah i've had those...there so weird...

THUMBS UP.

yeah...thumbs.....that's not all that was up my pony.

yeah...thumbs.....that's not all that was up my pony.

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y'know what.....in all my 1,400+ funny pics....i don't have ONE of a pony !

just this kinda stuff:

[B]y'know what.....in all my 1,400+ funny pics....i don't have ONE of a pony !


there aren't many around.....so i'm forced to draw my own.

very detailed. impressive.

now explain >

the mysterious farm sasquatch.....although considerably smaller than it's forest dwelling brother, the farm sasquatch is well knowledged in the art of milking cows and churning butter.

o.k. i gotta go bait the trap....heave a havana,...polute the chute,....cup a squat,.... pinch a loaf,.... unload,.... lose weight instantly..... you get the idea....

otherwise,this could be me.

you go make a splash

:D in response to WTF IS DAT!?!?

:-* in response to....well.....fuck.....i guess i gotta response to "farts" 'cuz Neg all ready did the "WTF"......dammit.......why'd i have to use kissy lips for that pic? gross.

its almost the weekend,i just might

Friday all ready?

i'm up for that.

yeah,i'm sightly in the future....no ray guns or flying cars yet,to report....

but in 2015 we're getting hoverboards, flying cars, clothes that dry themselves, shoes that do themselves up.......Back To The Future II told me so.

yeah,so far our tech here reaches these highs...



how the hell did we ever reach the moon !?....40 years ago !

ironically that thing also said i looked like Tyra Banks.

it seems we've been asleep for years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYhdY-A_Hs

really ?

said i looked like mike tyson...pre-face tattoo...and i have tattoos !

and our car security is below par

it seems we've been asleep for years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYhdY-A_Hs

lol

though it sems ya gotta be a lard-ass for those to work....

vry funny though.

well....we may not have the technology we were promised by Robert Zemeckis.......but atleast we have Shammy.....................and this creep:

ah! NASA tech slowly brought into the public domain...

next we'll have their hover-dogs

LMFAO �! hahhaaa

and then they'll bring back jimi

Vader's such a dick sometimes.

whoa....that Vader balloon is pretty kick ass.

i knew they'd release anti-gravity sooner or later !



but theres still some things it can't help

formerly?

FORMERLY?!?!?!

oh...look over there! Dreamland!!!!

speaking of "Dreamland" i'm gonna go head over there right now....it's getting late here.

niters!

some of the balloon designs are good,some are just shit.



more hover-dogs....landing gear down.

o.k. cuckoo... see ya later,guess i better go to work !

o.k.

pony pic.

well almost......closest i got !



and just while you're feelin all warm & fuzzy from that pic.....i bring you :

she's wearing checks 'cos I made her ..."come first" !

For better or for worse (probibly better) I missed the fat chick pictures.

i shall re-up them from imageshack....its damn slow but, they let a man be free-r with his twisted pic collection.

done.

oh ! and heres somethin a little special....

Only if you really want to.

ever get the feelin' we have way too much free time !?

win win win

Yeah. I know what you mean. Can't sleep and I don't have to go to work for another... 4 hours. XD

you need a night job.....pretty boring....but punctuated by the tedious armed robberies of where ever you're guarding.

one of the coolest jobs i ever had.

I'm a book worm. Not a flash light wielder.

speaking of illusions...



but, funniest thing.....even the ugly bitches i dated have had absolute shit personalities...i drew the short straw twice...it was the same straw both times !

my last ex was a librarian....you two should hook up.....

though hope you like fur... ....and a blank personality

Found this one on a friend's computer.

Not much of a fur fan. It's too itchy. And I like people with an interesting personality. Makes things more "interesting"

Found this one on a friend's computer.



ain't that the truth.

well my ex was a kinda bring nothing,do nothing,offer nothing kinda girl....!

and anything she wanted were all for her,only included her & benefitted no one but her !.

i had my work cut out for me there !

like ice skating up hill.....until she played with fire...on thin ice.

in the end {2 and a half years later} i told her she was all of the above..and that if it wasn't for the fact i get dates about once every 2 years with a wortwhile girl i'd have ridded myself of her years ago.....

she took it hard.

You naughty person. You need to treat women with more dignity and respect. Even when they act like a $^#%@, $&%)@_, %@$#, ^$%@$@, etc.


Anyways, that reminds me, I'm in the market for a new girlfriend.

dignity & respect !?

yeah,...ok....when they start first,i'll follow on !.

honestly...being a wife is not a hard job,...and being "my" wife would be especially easy-going...and 100% of women i have met/dated have done ANYTHING BUT be wife material !.

i went here >> http://www.henrymakow.com/sex_detour_on_the_road_of_life.html years ago and read this guy's NATURAL ORDER of things articles....and just shows how the worlds been screwed up.

as far as advice on "gals that cheat"...i usually ask if i can "watch?".

same when/if a girl of mine flirted with another guy...i just say to her "can i watch?".

Some of the stuff I just read sounds really wierd but some of it also sounds oddly familiar. Scary part is, I can't tell which is which. XD

oh that websites pretty cool....some of its nwo stuff,but the relationships stuff is right on the money.

women all act like they don't need a man,act like men & sure as Hell don't wanna be wives these days....BUT,...BUT,....BUT,....Most women want kids !!!!

so which is it !!!!!????

women have got it made.....screw guy's minds up,waste our time,get the kid and then the government can pay for "her family" & give her a free home......wtf ?

yeah women got it so tough these days !.

i havn't come to these conclusions on my own...they helped me alot over 35 years! heheheh

Here's a little quote that I read somewhere: "Be careful with what you do. The world tends to side with women. Even when they're the ones at fault."

What pisses me off is the fact that this is true. A lot of these things are true and people know it. yet they still get away with it because of stupid "morals"

thats sheer poetry.

and its true !!

and heres another tit-bit....

women go off with "bad boys" because they are drama-queens...obssessed with "fuss".

The German word for "fuss" is "theatre"...!!! {ie: NOT REAL}

soi have learned women love BULLSHIT....and i'm a straight talkin' guy...hence being single at 35 !

where's a time machine when ya need one...?

I'm in the market for a new girlfriend but I'm tempted to buy an XBOX 360 instead. Either that or more Wii games.... I'm just tired of this crap. You do know why I'm single now, right? Or did you not read that post?

where's a time machine when ya need one...?

That was BEFORE women started to move more-so into the work force. When things became more liberal they started to change the natural order, it screwed everything up.

and if this seems sexist.......



then,pray tell,...how does a woman in the 21st Century SHOW she loves her man ????.
'cos if its just "suction",...i think i am looking for a little more than that these days...

heheheh i sound all bitter & twisted.....and i'm not.

this is just a reality reaction to all the pretty screwed up nightmare women i have met.

I'm in the market for a new girlfriend but I'm tempted to buy an XBOX 360 instead. Either that or more Wii games.... I'm just tired of this crap. You do know why I'm single now, right? Or did you not read that post?

i shit you not...swear to God....i'm checking out a 360 too...! lol

i read that a girl may be cheating on you or somethin.....i'd just woke when i hit the thread today....

This may also seem sexist but the ORIGINAL natural order is:

Women bare the child and work to take care of the house while men work to put food on the table and make sure that said house gets to be kept.

No... she did cheat on me, get herself pregnant, and then tried to put the blame on me by saying that it was my kid.

What's funny is that I'm actually taking this better than I though I would. I'm actually glad that I don't have to deal with a relationship anymore.

{well,thats her life over with}

exactly.

then suddenly we had the suffering jets {or whatever those ugly horse-tripping women were called} about 100 years ago....then full on feminism...

and what do we have today ?

slutty porn chix....whose only interest is "money"....{ i have personally met women that will gladly do A N Y T H I N G for money....yet i can't get a girl to wear a skirt for me !}

manly rugby playing lesbians,with Elvis sideburns.

& men haters.

but no super-duper wives of the 21st Century !! whats up with that ?

wheres the evolution ?

[QUOTE=KINGTIBARN;1310941]No... she did cheat on me, get herself pregnant, and then tried to put the blame on me by saying that it was my kid.QUOTE]

thats fuckin harsh.

i had an inside out version of that...hinted at it before.

the epic love of my life....

girl 5 years older.

lived in a different country.

didn't work out,she dumps me over the phone at Christmas..as i paid for the call.Ignores me for 2 YEARS as i wrote to her.

Finally gave up.Moved on

2 YEARS later,she write,declares her undying love for me.

3 days later,flies here,gets-it-on with me,flies home,then demands kids off of me !!!!.

i say,"erm,...i don't think so....you just ignored me for 4 YEARS,come here 3 days & demand kids !".

so she goes off with "another guy" she knew.....has his kid 2 years later,writes me love letters a year after that...then says "STOP WRITING"...and i hear nothing for 2 years....

Until one day i was passing by....from 1,000kms away,i meet her,her kid & the guy....and it turns out,she only wrote me love letters 'cos this guy [father of her child] was laying half dead in hospital with a brain tumor...{survived it though}.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! W T F ? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN....as i am leaving for the airport...she whispers "You were the man I loved the most".

MIND FUCK ALERT.

Yep. That sounds like something you'd see in a movie/T.V. drama.

Luckily for me, though, I'm sterile and I have the hospital documents to prove it. So I got out of that one and now the parents think that their little daughter's a whore. I wish I could have gotten their reactions on camera when my brother told them about that little detail.

yeah !

after that.....i thought i could handle anythin' off a woman....

and man ! did they test my fuckin patience !!!!.

during all that,with that girl...i had the wrist-cutter/pill popper girl, the alco girl, the girl i dated once,that then came to my place for "money" for "sex" !!!,the crazy brazillain that told her brother over the phone she'd be moving in with me....not realising she was speaking english at the time !,the polish girl that wanted marriage only so she could get her name on my tenancy,the other polish girl that conned me out of over a grand,...she said she had to go back to poland,needed money once she got there {she was my girl,what was i gonna do!?.} so when i called her one night, a guy answers and threatens to kill me & that "my" girl hd given him my house keys !?,then the girl that had been nailed by 52 guys but wouldn't pose for an ass-photo for me !,the cheater girl...who i did eventually "watch" with someone else !....erm,...then that dull librarian girl....!

Looks like you've been around the block a few times.

hopefully i am sterile too.

i have just had such a life...seen so much bad...having a kid {to quote Nic Cage in The Rock} is like an act of cruelty....i mean what am i gonna teach "my boy" ? = "Hey! when ya hit 35 you'll be all alone posting pics on a forum all the live long day".

LOL

don't forget to mention that your avatar has a guy wielding a sawed off double barrel shotgun and your signature says something about squirrel nuts. XD

Been around the block,rented a room,saved up some money bought a hovel,slep in the gutter as i rented that out,made money,bought a block,rented it all out,made millions....then lost the fuckin lot gambling with my heart ! heheheheh

women....they are so much not worse than men !

in fact,where are all these wife beaters i keep hearing about...i mean,i know a guy wouldn't brag....but i never met aguy with bloodied knuckles that said "shit man! you shoulda seen the hook my missus caught in the kitchen as she SLAVED over the "buttons" on the dishwasher".

don't forget to mention that your avatar has a guy wielding a sawed off double barrel shotgun and your signature says something about squirrel nuts. XD

oh !thats just evidence i have totally given up....too much free time to think up that kinda stuff....instead of showing a "wife"some good times.

women....they are so much NOT worse than men !



Fix that statement. It sounds like you're saying that women are not worse than men.

Fix that statement. It sounds like you're saying that women are not worse than men.

think the sarcasm was layered way too thick....even for this thread.

i AM saying women are pretty much "bitchez".

heheheh

ain't my fault...i'm here....i'm here....waiting for some REAL LOVE !

HAHAHAAHAAAA

Sorry for the missunderstanding. With there was a "sarcastia" style font. XD

Wait..that's what Italics are for. XD

yeah...

but maybe women are actually trying to make me HATE them,so i'd be a kinda "bad boy" that treats them like shit....so they can then make a FUSS about it all and live inside a self perpetual inflicted nightmare relationship....

somethin' like that anyway....!

i jus' wanted a "wife"....to get on with my adult life.....!

It'll happen one day. After all, we live an average of 60+ years, right? You're only half way there.

o.k. cuckoo... see ya later,guess i better go to work !

Wait a moment... That was over 2 hours ago! XD

yeah but my mind is beginning to evolve to the next stage....

all this time alone....!!!

i am beginning to change my criteria for what i need.

first off,it was :

1. a chick with a huge rack.
2. a chick with gorgeous face.
3. a chick with a cute ass
4. a chick with no qualms over oral sex.
5. a chick that wanted to be married.
6. a chick that wanted to be a good wife.
7. a chick that wouldnever cheat.
8. a chick that liked rock & metal & not just bon jovi....etc.
9. a chick thats totally drug-free & disease-free.
10. a chick that can cook.
11. a chick that can forgive & forget any of my mistakes.
12. a chick that'd do the house work naked.
13. a chick that'd shave herself REGULARLY.

then i changed it to :

1. a chick that ain't a c**t
2. a chick with a huge rack

then it was :

1. a chick that ain't a c**t.

now...i have simply moved on.....my mind dosn't even feel imprisioned by THAT consraint

now its just :

1. A genuine human naturally born female.....

THATS IT !

THAT IS MY WOULD-BE "WIFE-CRITERIA" CIRCA 2009.

Wait a moment... That was over 2 hours ago! XD

Yeah i got my laptop here...

pretending to work....

I'm glad that you changed your criteria because if a chick matched all of that in the first list, you'd better lift her skirt up cause she's probibly got a bigger dick than you (damn those homosexuals)

I'm glad that you changed your criteria because if a chick matched all of that in the first list, you'd better lift her skirt up cause she's probibly got a bigger dick than you (damn those homosexuals)

oh shit !

i didn't even tell you about those !!

in a 18 month period in london u.k., i went into dozens of bars....still hoping a girl with be impressed with my prowess around the beer pumps...gettin so shit-faced that...technically,like thebumble-bee not technically being able to "fly"...i should not have been able to "stand"....but i was....

anyway,...gay guys !!!! wtf is with gay guys !!!!?

they comes from everywhere....!

i'm jus' standing around {alone,...'cos all my buddies are all hooked up,married,kids,abroad,bla bla bla} and i figure...i need a stooge....some other dude to be chewing the fat with so i don't look like a serial killer loner type...as i trawl the bars.....

and all these gays came out of nowhere...from all walks of life all over london.
it was like a village people video....even a construction worker one...i shit you not!

got so bad, i had LEVITICUS 20:13 tattoo'd on my arm !!!!

then they plagued me on myspace,pretending to be females,using girls names & pics....!!!

then i went to henry makow's website and learned their "thing"...gays like pestering STRAIGHT GUYS !.

never knew that !

was fuckin my mind up all along 'cos i'm thinking "i don't look like a fag"....!

but you know who LOVE gay guys...?

WOMEN DO !!!!!

WTF ?

Gay guys always get the women because they're able to "talk" to each other about pestering straight guys. It only makes sense.

thats an epiphany right there.

damn straight.

"white males" have had a mass media blitz on them for decades now.....

ever notice this !?

black rappers,covered in gold,outside their mansions,in the hot tub,surrounded but slutty looking chix in bikinis....talking about killin cops or whatever....

then you got

pussies like,...daniel pewter,justin timberlands,damien rice and all those other pussies that sit all alone in their videos on a stool whinging & whining about somethin or other

or you got gays like elton john or liberace !

so what BRAIN WASHING are celebrity obssessed girls gonna BELIEVE in ?

just type interracial in google images....and its nothing but black guys nailing a white chick.

where the japanese guys nailing a spanish girl !!!!?

its all orchastrated.

funny pic

21st Century Woman {paid.}

It's payback for past oppression. Everything all comes back to the natural order being screwed up. We were all originally equals. But then, South African tribes (and some from the northern regions) sold their captured rivals to the white man, who in turn brought them over to America where they were forced to work as slaves. So now because of that, their getting their revenge by having their way with women that chose to upset another part of the natural order which I stated earlier and don't feel like re-typing.

i don't think men & women are equal at all.

i think we are totally different....just better at the different things we each do.

women are crappy fighters....

men are crappy at "fuss" {unless gay}

the governments all want us looking & behaving the same !

why are women all wearing these jeans that make their beautiful pear shaped asses look like the ass of a whipped hyena !!!!?

they wanna be "men".

sometimes when i'm checking ass out from behind...i'm no longer sure its a girl....y'know why...? 'cos it don't look like a chix ass anymore !

whats wrong with this planet !?

women that are feminine & sexy are either lesbians {see myspace} or they are PAID to be !.

i need a drink.

I wasn't talking about men and women being equals. >.< We're two completely different species, in my opinion.

yeah : fussy & fussless

God, I feel a lot better after all of that ranting. Now I know why comedians never have stress issues (other than the fact that some of them are on something)

yeah,think me waking up alone yet again got me pissed more than usual !.

just no logical reason for it!.

i'm such a nice guy...or used to be......yeah ! used to be,now i just "pretend nice" around women to see whats what....as soon as i see the "usual shit on the horizon" i'm ready to bail.

i just stand there and let out a "oh fuck this stupid shit"...and walk away !

i mean....what girl actually believes a single 35 year old man wants to hear about the following :

1. gay flatmates
2. gay brothers
3. gay friends
4. celebrity gays
5. celebrity private lives
6. a girl thats all me,me,me,me,me,meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

if a girl starts with any of that crap...{sighs} {rolls eyes}

So you went from this:



to this?:

thats me !

i mean, why waste time !?!?!?!?!

if i like a girl i let her know,no bullshit,no games.....

that was "then".....

now i'm just.....i can't even find a girl thats....."real"....they all seem indoctrinated into some weird ANTI-MARRIAGE CULT.....

i never woke up a day in my life and tought...."shit! how can i be LESS manly & more FEMININE....? Let me work on this so i repel the opposite sex"....

{but even that sarcasm dosn't work....'cos they fuckin LOVE gays!!!}

but,women here.....shit ! i can't even remember the last one i saw in a skirt !

probably cos they all been BRAINWASHED "All men are potential rapists"

!

no ! i tell a lie...one girl i knew absolutely hated "gays"....

she gave me the BEST sex of my life...!

go figure !

jeeesh ! that was a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

SHIT !

i'll never forget july 1999....that was fuckin horrible experience.

{shudders}

right then & there i shoulda sued the breweries.

and you're right when you say that all they want is money. Back when my mother was still here (she was one of the good ones), she was an English teacher for special ed. studends. She would say that the worst part of her job was dealing with parents (usually the mother) who would purposely hold their child back and claim that they were autistic or retarded just for a check from the government every week. She even had to deal with a person who had 5 autistic children. How in hell do you have 5 autistic children?!?

right then & there i shoulda sued the breweries.

You should have stopped drinking. -_-

the way i see it....

blaming a man for the testosterone i his blood stream,is the same as acusing a women of wanting 12 babies a year 'cos of her cycle...!

but at least what men want is naturally occurring....money is a man made construct...

and if you go here >>> www.hustlerlive.com {ooooh they gotta GIANT dildo weekend!} you'll see {some} GORGEOUS girls doing the NASTY purely for "money".....real meat market.Mostly students that are doing it for student fees so they can get a well paid job & be even more independent of a "man"!

ask yourself this question.....

which one of these women,would do such a thing FOR THEIR HUSBANDS should money ever become a problem....!!!!?

i quit drinking in 2005.

waste of time,money & health.

In that case...




i need a drink.

What did you have in mind? XD

lol

yeah that was...a flash back impulse.

i went and got a protein shake !

eh, I'll go with an expresso, cappuchino, coffee, milk, or tea. XD

yeah coffees good....

heheheh



honestly ladies...there is a line you should not cross......MEN understand that,why can't YOU.

and if you go here >>> www.hustlerlive.com... you'll see {some} GORGEOUS girls doing the NASTY purely for "money"...



That is only the tip of the iceberg. There are still millions of other who shall burn in hell along with them.

Just now noticed that the guys + the shemales = close to the amount of girls. That's kinda creepy, knowing that there are that many desperate/sick bastards on that site.

That is only the tip of the iceberg. There are still millions of other who shall burn in hell along with them.

Exactly....

i remember a few pornstars i met over the years....made passes at them,and they acted like THEY were too good for me....!

They just didn't realise "I" was scraping the bottom of the barrel....

same with the girl i dated that told me she'd had 2 abortions...[before meeting me]....AFTER I'd had sex with her.....and i'm thinking,"oh great...i just stuck my dick in a crime scene,...thanx for tellin' me!"

......and even SHE acted like she was too good for me !

WTF ?

where do these evil egos come from !!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

like hounds of Hell or something !

Just now noticed that the guys + the shemales = close to the amount of girls. That's kinda creepy, knowing that there are that many desperate/sick bastards on that site.

lol

yeah...shemales...! who the fuck thought that up !!!?

best to go there and quote Bible verses AT them. hahahah

it truly is turning into the end of days.

lol

yeah...shemales...! who the fuck thought that up !!!?

best to go there and quote Bible verses AT them. hahahah

http://www.drshermanleis.com/transgender/history.htm

This is an actual disorder. I feel sorry for the poor souls who suffer from it. However, there are those that just take it way too far. Hence the shemales. May they all burn.

i'm more for the belief these "freaky" people are "possessed" or something...

science calls all that stuff "disorders".....and they have a "pill" for it or whatever...

you know, doctors now say if you hear voices.....they have different pills for the different accents the voices might have !

henry makow says "gays" are just like,sexually retarded....they are in a state of arrested development...obssessed with sex!

This is an actual disorder. I feel sorry for the poor souls who suffer from it. However, there are those that just take it way too far. Hence the shemales. May they all burn.

I still stand by this statement.

you know, doctors now say if you hear voices.....they have different pills for the different accents the voices might have !

Just a few words: Corrupted Physicians who want to make money.

fair enough.

i see life as a pretty simple set of rules & things......the worlds just been made so twisted now that ANYTHING can be looked at as...a fad,or craze,or gender specific,or whatever....

i just look at most of it like,....shit ! that smacks of "effort"....like they TRIED TO THINK OF & BE different to the last fucked up thing that came out !

i miss the 1980's !

Just a few words: Corrupted Physicians who want to make money.

Big Pharma....

go here >>> http://www.drcarley.com/

Anyways, I'll be back later. I have to make breakfast real quick and get to work in about 23 minutes. See you.

ok.

i got lunch time here...!

wow! i didn't even feel the ripple...still pretending to work !

have a good one

XD Well, I'm officially at work, on the clock, and getting paid with unrestricted access to the internet. God, I love being a librarian.

What's funny about that China underwater picture is that the fat chick would have to be stuck inside of a manhole for that picture to actually make sense (look at the water level by the door of the building then look at her position)

A beach in France just banned "elephants". WTF?!?! Why the hell would there be elephants there in the first place?

What's funny about that China underwater picture is that the fat chick would have to be stuck inside of a manhole for that picture to actually make sense (look at the water level by the door of the building then look at her position)

must be on a "slope"....[no vietnamese racism intended]

was meant to be connected to my lunch hour !

Ah. mk. XD

last "reality woman" pic.....from now on will be the usual "porn"....as thts about the only "impulse" i have left towards women...and thats not even my choice...thats just testosterone levels!.

&

A beach in France just banned "elephants". WTF?!?! Why the hell would there be elephants there in the first place?
.....yeah....i've heard about that one...someone probably did it, so they had to inforce it, just because of that jackass........look up "strange laws".....you'll find that and all sorts of funny things.

.....i aim to start a strange rule or law just because of me......
:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:


What's funny about that China underwater picture is that the fat chick would have to be stuck inside of a manhole for that picture to actually make sense (look at the water level by the door of the building then look at her position)

i don't think it's real....infact i'm pretty sure................due to the lack of ripples in the water that should be surrounding her.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

you guys are a couple of sexist monsters!

we're gonna have lesbians and man-haters crawling around here in no time

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

that brings a new flavour to this thread.

[QUOTE you guys are a couple of sexist monsters! QUOTE]

i'm sexist because......no i have no valid excuse except : look at the shit i been put through,the money, time, effort & energy & years i wasted on them....and they've all been crap really.

totally not even worth the sex....!

now thats bad.

the new missus mentalmelvin circa September 2009

the new missus mentalmelvin circa September 2009



yup.....the 360 has been one of my many liasions since December.

we get along pretty well.

...cept i like 'em white............apparently you like 'em black.

yeah i had the xbox & PS2 when they came out but mostly for the DVD player inside !

but seeing as i am 35, single,jaded...not allowed a car license because i have no doctor !!!! i can see my life very slowly turning into some kind of ..... never leave the house....forget to speak....typing & surfing & "driving" through a 360....!

how society has broken down !

i won't even eat food anymore.....just soylent green.

i guess i'll sort out that X-Box Live thing i never got around to last time....then i'll race ya in my make believe mustang

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

we could do that, couldn't we?

i say we start a "shoot the shit" squad on some war game and fuck shit up....or atleast, piss of the rest of the Xbox live players.

it'll be just like here.....only we get to shoot people.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

YAY !

i hear COD 4 is pretty good....i was always a Ghost Recon,Moto GP,Fight Night kinda guy when i played....so all the food groups are there....

as far as driving....i wanna try DiRT !...

you guys would probably beeat me 'cos of the nerve damage in my left hand ! hahahah

yeah....i got COD4 is great....i got it for my b-day this year.......good stuff........i really like the games, but once you beat it, it's really only fun if you're playing "live".....i also got COD2, Bioshock, RE5 and recently Ghostbusters, (which by the way kicks some serious ass).

i wasn't so impressed with the graphics in the last ghost recon....kinda looked like the guys were made of...i dunno...! they just didn't look as realistic....like clay models or somethin'....and the game was more "must go this way" kinda thing !

i haven't played any of the GhostRecons.....i'll give 'em a try though.

anyways....i'm off to get my day started.

as all the good "shoot the shit" alumni say,

"we'll shit later".

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

....actually no one's said that before........they should though.

yes,... we'll shit later

man you two ought to just get accustomed to the pm function. does anyone else post in this thread?

oh well. if noone else cares, i won't either.

cuckoo strikes again

man you two ought to just get accustomed to the pm function. does anyone else post in this thread?

oh well. if noone else cares, i won't either.

i just wanna air-my-dirty-laundry on a public forum....'cos i can make everyone else feel so much better about their own lives....as they laugh at mine.

all true stories by the way.

man you two ought to just get accustomed to the pm function. does anyone else post in this thread?

oh well. if noone else cares, i won't either.

yeah...we usually have 2 or 3 others posting.....it's nice though, for some of us to go back and comment on some of the other conversations that were had while we weren't around.

so i guess at the time there's only two people making conversation, in the long run, additional comments are made or additions to the conversation are submitted by others....................so really, i don't think it should matter, as it's open to anyone to join in at anytime whether it's now or 2 days from now.

....but thanks for your concern ;) ..........now pet my pretty pony, (if you know what i mean).

I've played COD4 and I'm actually not that bad at it. Once I get a 360, I'll join you guys. =P