Nice link, thanks.
Now I gotta see "L'Empire Des Loups!"

I hate the awkward lull in the conversation.



L'Empire Des Loups (Empire of the Wolves):


Arly Jover plays Anna Heymes, a stylish Parisian housewife 31 years of age, who experiences nightmares and hallucinations related to a series of gruesome murders in the city. At the same time, a duo of policemen, the unorthodox Schiffer (Jean Reno) and the cautious officer Nerteaux (Jocelyn Quivrin), work to unravel the mystery surrounding the murders. The plot thickens when Anna discovers that she has been subjected to intensive reconstructive surgery, which concealed her Turkish heritage. A series of events escalates into a confrontation with the Turkish mafia and the death of Anna's would-be assassin.

I hate the awkward lull in the conversation.



i don't.

i like to pretend we're all googling recipes for a mean blueberry muffin to out do our grandmother's blueberry muffins.

"see grandma! you're muffins are nothing compared to mine! nothing! ha!!!!"

Just eatin' some noodles.
Plus, it's cuckoo's turn, lazy bastard.

Just eatin' some noodles.
Plus, it's cuckoo's turn, lazy bastard.

eat me.

:loldata:

I am still hungry.
Maybe tomorrow.

you want my favorite blog or place to download music?

i don't really have one. if i'm looking for something i usually just google or use a file search engine.

sometimes i check this one out once a month or so:

http://filmmusic.ru

not the greatest.....but i've found a few things there, i've never even thought of listening to......and the files are almost always 320kbps.

I am still hungry.
Maybe tomorrow.

i taste good with the bathroom sink shaving scum from budarc's house smothered on my naked ass.

http://filmmusic.ru

I forgot that one was still around.

I used to like this one quite a bit: http://original-sound-track.nnm.ru/

Except I can't figure out the search function anymore. Freakin' Russian fonts.

Yeah that gotta lotta stuff at that site, cuckoo, found 'em on their livejournal mirror.

i taste good with the bathroom sink shaving scum from budarc's house smothered on my naked ass.

Err...I'll stick to a cuckoo drumstick, thank you very much.

The liver is full of minerals.
Yet, I crave BRAINS!

Me too.



Mmm...brain cupcake...

Err...I'll stick to a cuckoo drumstick, thank you very much.
you just reminded me that i have some chicky wings in my fridge from a doggy bag from earlier tonight.....yum.


Yet, I crave BRAINS!

then you're not gonna have any luck munching on me then.

I set 'em up, you knock 'em outta the park.

"pow" said the cuckoo........"pow".

Wow, this feels like the old days, before shit went down and all that.

http://karenknowsbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/shit-happens.gif

This would make a nice new cuckoo banner.

'cept now we're all growed up and have hair growing in funny places now, like our arm pits, balls and the tips of our penises................right?

It's like the old days, but with more bitterness.
It's like we eat bitterness.

Ah yes...bittersweet chocolate. Good for nothing more than flavoring.

Come to think of it, yes, I do have hair on my penis head. Is that weird?

*cannot find accompanying pic to match that statement*

Here is my result for "penis toupee":



:loldata:

*cannot find accompanying pic to match that statement*

i'm proud of you for actually looking.....i was afraid to......i really didn't want to see what that might actually look like.

i imagine the hair to be very stiff and course.

ala Cronenberg's The Fly with the hairs growing out of his back.....

....fuck i'm getting goosebumps just thinking of that shit....
...yeech.

will this do?

i imagine the hair to be very stiff and course.

ala Cronenberg's The Fly with the hairs growing out of his back......

:loldata:

Yeah, like that one nose hair that JUST WON'T BE KILLED.

It's just growing out of there, all straggly and long...you gotta pull it out by the root in order to get anywhere...

*vomits*

urp.....i found this though

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ate/menshealth/205408.html

Nice. Yet another thing I wish I never knew about.

*adds to tally*

:P

fuck....there's a few of those.

i didn't click on any of them, but you just have to read the little blurb the google results page gives you.....that's enough.

i don't really wanna finish my chicken wings now.

Heh. Reminds me of the ol' horse cock incident....

I talk about it like it wasn't just three months ago...oh, how life has changed since then. I used to be so innocent, so unsullied.

it's been a long 3 months both here and personally.

i've learned alot from shooting shit.....but, most of it is stuff i really wish i didn't know.

i don't really wanna finish my chicken wings now.

I'll take those then...



Fuck, I just had an orgasm looking at that pic.

we like peppers too

i like dicks....happy birthday Patrick!

i like dicks....happy birthday Patrick!

that's a comment you don't usually want infront of a happy birthday greeting directed at you.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

it's been a long 3 months both here and personally.

i've learned alot from shooting shit.....but, most of it is stuff i really wish i didn't know.

Yeah, I feel like I've known you a lot longer somehow, too...

And yet, maybe I have. Maybe throughout my life there have been many people manifested as "cuckoo," preparing me for the moment I finally met you. That crazy drunk who used to hang out on the corner of my old street, for example.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

That's such a shoot-the-shit thing to do.

That is commitment.

that's a comment you don't usually want infront of a happy birthday greeting directed at you.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Kill two birds with one stone. You come out to your friend, plus you wish him a warm birthday greeting. Good times for all.

happy birthday, we like dicks

poor patrick.....never really talked to the guy....never had a problem with him....still don't. but he wanted this thread as a birthday present, he should of known, the shit-shooters are included in the package.

God damn it, after posting this pic, I can't stop salivating.



Looks like I'm going to sleep hungry again.

those do look pretty damn tastey.

better than my mircowaved wings.

they were good when i ordered them.....not so great out of the microwave.

poor patrick.....never really talked to the guy....never had a problem with him....still don't. but he wanted this thread as a birthday present, he should of known, the shit-shooters are included in the package.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:



:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

i was looking for a pic of men in a box or present....never found one.

that's the next best thing!

giving the people what they seem to want more of

Wow...nature's little miracles, huh?



That one's a potato. Got balls more swelled up than mine.

Mother nature adores cock.

Tell me about it.



"Say, by any chance have you met the Grand Canyon?"

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:



That one may have benefited from a bit of human manipulation.

Maybe it grew like that.

Fuck, I hope no one goes looking through my browsing history and sees all the searches I've made tonight...

Anyway, with that, I'm turning in.



See ya, doods.

P.S. Mini-Stonehenge

L8er budarc

Fuck, I hope no one goes looking through my history and sees all the searches I've made tonight...

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

you've just thought about that now?


See ya, doods.

laters!

good god man......really?

i have to find one to give to my brother and his wife when their kid's born next month.

they'll love it!

I know, that's fucked up, right?
Who created that?

probably some good Christian woman who never really thought about what she was actually making, when she was knitting it for her new grandson.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

we like balloons

Yeah, right, Grandmas are a sneaky dirtyness, she probably knew all along.

this granny kinda had an idea

Awwwwwww how cute.

Yummy.

fuck santa....i want this guy to cum down my chimney every christmas eve!

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

fuck......i really gotta stop saying that kind of shit.

:loldata:

I know a guy like that, I could hook that up.

NSFW WATCH OUT!!!
http://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/rofldata.gif

Later.

we should get our thread name changed more often.....it feeds us fuel and probably gets more attention than what we actually deserve!

right then.....i'm gonna watch an ep of BSG and hit the hay..........and maybe dream about my brand new apparent fondness for dicks!

Later, sweet dreams.

I had a penis-related nightmare and came here for console. Thank God everyone's gone. :P


fuck santa....i want this guy to cum down my chimney every christmas eve!


fuck......i really gotta stop saying that kind of shit.

:loldata:

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Oh, you wouldn't be cuckoo if you didn't!


we should get our thread name changed more often.....it feeds us fuel and probably gets more attention than what we actually deserve!

You said it. What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger and all that shit. I love it when their attempts to sabotage us backfire on them.

I had a penis-related nightmare and came here for console. Thank God everyone's gone. :P
There there. May all your sweetest dreams be tonight and of 'gina.

Banish the dicks!
More 'gina!

rick heart 'gina

flowers are sexy.

they make me horny.

i'm not allowed to go to the garden parks anymore.

hot.

even hotter

this is one flower i don't think i'd stick Mister Dunkin' DIbbler in though.

Gnarly.
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/cimages/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/coast-to-coast/repository/photos/spider-catches-hummingbird/430448-1-eng-US/Spider-Catches-Hummingbird.jpg<---poor hummingbird

gnarlier.

creepy little spider-eating girl.

That one is kind of cute and funny.
Her daddy got laid off and now all they have to eat is spiders...

A couple of 1-sec reviews.

Sorority Row: Utter crap (then again, what was I expecting?)
9: Okay, but could have been better; wonderful animation, however
Julie & Julia: Surprisingly entertaining. That Streep can act. And once again, I'm going to sleep hungry... :P

were you really expecting Sorority Row to be even the slightest bit good? even 9 is supposed to be pretty so-so.

....but:

yeah.....one of the better ones this year.

i'm actually salivating.

i should probably scrape some breakfast up.

looks like it's roasted potatoes for breakfast....again.

damn...potatoes are cheap and filling, but fuck do they ever take too long to prepare.

pop them in the microwave for about 5 minutes and you're good to go.

i actually cut them up into fours (depending on their size), then boil them on high for five minutes, while heating the oven at 450*, then toss them in olive oil with my spices and herbs (garlic, rosemary, thyme, sage, cajun, S&P) of choice and bake 'em for 30 minutes...........oh so good.

I slit the neck, drink the raw blood and smear it on my face howling to my Loa because I am Voodoo like that.

that actually sounds really really really good. i think i'll do that. any specific potato like idaho or something?

that actually sounds really really really good. i think i'll do that. any specific potato like idaho or something?

red taters usually.....doesn't really matter actually.

the spices and herbs make the dish.......throw that with a steak or burger and you got a wonderful meal.......

.....don't even get me started on how to make a good steak gravy.......yum.

I slit the neck, drink the raw blood and smear it on my face howling to my Loa because I am Voodoo like that.

slit the throat of a potato?

your potatoes are different than Canadian ones aren't they?

Chickens, silly.
No, I am not really a Voodoo shaman, but I am making some dolls.

you're gonna be that creepy doll guy now?

It's not creepy, it's an effigy, sympathetic magic and a pin cushion all at the same time.

quite possibly a prickly cum rag too, if you're budarc.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

BAM!

shoot him when he's not around.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Hmm, where is budarc, probably watching more crappy movies to make himself unhappy.
Maybe he's seeing Whiteout, I hear that's bad.
Maybe he's off seeing G-Force, who knows.
Extract the new Mike Judge is good by the way.

:loldata: :loldata:

he probably is seeing Whiteout right now

the good movies out there that i don't think he's seen are:
The Cove, THe Hurt Locker & Moon

budarc, you should go see those, instead of all this crap you keep going to see.....blah.....although he's right, Julie and Julia was a pretty decent movie.

and Extract? i want to go see that......i might wait for DVD though.......not really the type of film i need the whole "Big Screen Big Sound" experience for.....so i'll save my money till then.

It's a smaller film. But I was excite to see new Mike Judge. He makes a cameo in it.
I want to see Moon I hear good things about it.
The Cove huh? I think I'll wait for an AVI rip of that one.

Office SPace is one of my all time favorite comedy films and Idiocracy is a pretty good watch too.

Idiocracy (http://stagevu.com/video/hamuawnnkrph) was awesome.

Hmm, where is budarc, probably watching more crappy movies to make himself unhappy.
Maybe he's seeing Whiteout, I hear that's bad.
Maybe he's off seeing G-Force, who knows.
Extract the new Mike Judge is good by the way.


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he probably is seeing Whiteout right now

the good movies out there that i don't think he's seen are:
The Cove, THe Hurt Locker & Moon

budarc, you should go see those, instead of all this crap you keep going to see.....blah.....although he's right, Julie and Julia was a pretty decent movie.

and Extract? i want to go see that......i might wait for DVD though.......not really the type of film i need the whole "Big Screen Big Sound" experience for.....so i'll save my money till then.

I guess you guys don't really read my stupid "reviews" because I've already seen Extract, The Hurt Locker, and Moon. Anyway, I don't really have much to do these days, so I go ahead and watch everything that's out there. I watch at least 3 movies at a time, to save money. I'm not really a sucker for punishment, although it seems like it. I still haven't seen G.I. Joe, Harry Potter, G-Force or Whiteout, though. Not even I can stomach that crap.

Julie & Julia was pretty cutesy. I'm enjoying the soundtrack right now...a nice, pleasant listen. Also the score to Moon is pretty great...probably one of my revised top 10 for the year.

I thought you saw moon. I forgot you said anything about Extract, but forgive me it might have been when I had a fever.
As you can see we were just trying to tease you out of lurking.
I gotta see Moon.
Sometimes I read.

I guess you guys don't really read my stupid "reviews" because I've already seen Extract, The Hurt Locker, and Moon. Anyway, I don't really have much to do these days, so I go ahead and watch everything that's out there. I watch at least 3 movies at a time, to save money. I'm not really a sucker for punishment, although it seems like it. I still haven't seen G.I. Joe, Harry Potter, G-Force or Whiteout, though. Not even I can stomach that crap.

Julie & Julia was pretty cutesy. I'm enjoying the soundtrack right now...a nice, pleasant listen. Also the score to Moon is pretty great...probably one of my revised top 10 for the year.

i read 'em.....my memory fails me at my old age, i guess.

fuck....i can remember that time you posted that pic of the man with the snake on his cock, but i can't remember your movie reviews.

i have a funny memory.

you don't like the Harry Potter? oh well....i guess we can't all like it.

and I don't really like Desplat....so there we go.

Moon? really? i should give it another listen.......i tried fishing through it for one of my comp cds but found nothing i found that outstanding. i like mansell, so i'm guessing it's a multiple listen to album, before you enjoy it?

As you can see we were just trying to tease you out of lurking.
i think he's masturbating to our avatars again.....ewww.


Sometimes I read.

penis.

You should have seen Potter, wasn't too bad. I saw it to escape the heat a few weeks back. It seems a little like the filler episode, but was fun all the same.
GI Joe...you dodged a bullet there.

i think the only film i was disappointed with this year was T4....and i was really disappointed.

ofcourse, i only go to see movies when i'm pretty sure they're going to be good.

I wasn't expecting T4 to be good, so it didn't seem that bad to me.
I liked parts of it, that's more than I can say about a lot of films.
It just seemed a little thin to me.
I wasn't let down though because I was expecting total ass and it was better than that.

I think Up, THe Hurt Locker, Moon, District 9, Star Trek, Crank 2 (yeah, I know....i'm a sucker for Jason Statham movies for some reason), Drag Me To Hell, Harry Potter, (500) Days Of Summer and The Cove were the good ones so far this year.

I wasn't expecting T4 to be good, so it didn't seem that bad to me.
I liked parts of it, that's more than I can say about a lot of films.
It just seemed a little thin to me.
I wasn't let down though because I was expecting total ass and it was better than that.

i was told by many friends it was complete shit and not to expect much.....i didn't listen. most of my friends expect too much from movies and have forgotten to have fun with movies, so i figuire they were just being mister poopy pants.

they were right.

i'm getting sick of Christian Bale and his moody guy act too.

I think Up, THe Hurt Locker, Moon, District 9, Star Trek, Crank 2 (yeah, I know....i'm a sucker for Jason Statham movies for some reason), Drag Me To Hell, Harry Potter, (500) Days Of Summer and The Cove were the good ones so far this year.

Up was pretty good.
District 9 was fantastic, I might watch it yet again.
I really enjoyed Star Trek 11, I can't wait for sequels.
500 days of summer was O.K. because it reminded me of past relationships with flakey chicks.
I still haven't finished watching my bootleg copy of Drag Me, maybe I will tonight.
I'm gonna see The Cove as soon as there's a screener ripped.
I see all the Potter movies and this one had some emotional bits in it I can't explain without spoilers.
Orphan is pretty nasty.
Gamers is balls ass suck shit fucking bad.
Inglorious Basterds was violent opera. It had some good performances, but I am left wondering what the point was? To kill Hitler, duh, but what have a fantasy about what could have been and wishful thinking? I dunno, but it was better than Planet but will never approach the awesome of Jacky Brown.

man do you guys really like dicks

depends on what kind of day we're having.

why do you ask?

:)

are you homophobic or something?

well obviously im here for dicks too

it seems the FFS forums is a shrine for dicks ;)

not just in this thread.....we're just the welcome wagon (mostly because of our constant posting, this thread is always near the top of the list).

Orphan is pretty nasty.
Gamers is balls ass suck shit fucking bad.
Inglorious Basterds was violent opera. It had some good performances, but I am left wondering what the point was? To kill Hitler, duh, but what have a fantasy about what could have been and wishful thinking? I dunno, but it was better than Planet but will never approach the awesome of Jacky Brown.

Orphan is nasty? as in a horror movie good "nasty" or grandma's naked and she's sitting on your face "nasty"?

Gamers....yeah......i had no interest in it.....although I do like MIchael C. Hall.

Inglorious Basterds.....i'm not much for Tarantino so i haven't seen it yet....i liked Reservoir Dogs and Jackie Brown (and his script for True Romance), but the rest of his stuff i could do without.

Orphan takes a hammer to the head of a Nun. It's just fucked up because no kids are really like this, plus if your an adult you push the little murderous kid down and walk away.
I'm not afraid of little kids it's just kind of fucked up that they use kids in that way in a movie.
The twins in The Shining were slightly spooky but because they were dead.
What you didn't like Pulp Fiction? It did have Travolta though so I can understand.

Gamers is a new low.

little kids are weird.

i should eat them.......but then i'd be weird for eating little kids.....so i won't.

we'll leave it at that.

Pulp Fiction had cool music and some entertaining dialogue and it did change the style of storytelling in movies for the 90's.........but in the end "meh".

Gamers...a new low.....it's that bad, huh? :loldata:

Yeah pretty much.
I haven't seen PF is years, but it was fairly entertaining back in the day.
Kill Bill 1 had some good bits. Part 2 was a bit of a letdown.

Tarantino listing off his TOp 20 films of the past 17 years is pretty interesting though.....he has some pretty good picks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz4K-Rxx2Bk

Orphan takes a hammer to the head of a Nun.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata: :loldata: :loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

comedy gold, i tell ya....comedy gold.

Yeah I saw that vid a few days back before Basterds came out.
After Jackie Brown came out I felt like I would see anything he put out.
I almost forgot to mention Wonder Woman and Green Lantern : First Flight.
DC animation has been good lately.

i haven't seen those......i haven't even seen the Batman : Gotham Knight yet.....well, I started to watch it, but i don't think i was in the mood for a comic book tale at that point. i should go back to that and you recommend both WW and GL: FF?

did you ever see this fan-made trailer for a Green Lantern movie starring Nathan Fillion?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hTiRnqnvDs

see? sometimes we do belong on the other threads.....getting all comic booky and shit.

then we ruin it with:

Wow that trailer was some slick shit.

what do ya mean ruin?

I thought you saw moon. I forgot you said anything about Extract, but forgive me it might have been when I had a fever.
As you can see we were just trying to tease you out of lurking.
I gotta see Moon.
Sometimes I read.


i read 'em.....my memory fails me at my old age, i guess.

fuck....i can remember that time you posted that pic of the man with the snake on his cock, but i can't remember your movie reviews.

i have a funny memory.

you don't like the Harry Potter? oh well....i guess we can't all like it.

and I don't really like Desplat....so there we go.

Moon? really? i should give it another listen.......i tried fishing through it for one of my comp cds but found nothing i found that outstanding. i like mansell, so i'm guessing it's a multiple listen to album, before you enjoy it?

Eh, no harm, no foul. I barely listen to my own shit anyhow. :-P

Yeah, Moon is a good sci-fi flick. The music kind of creeps under your skin when you're watching it; on its own, I guess it's not so outstanding, but in the context of the movie (and every listen thereafter), it's kind of addicting, as most minimalist music is.

Harry Potter...fuck, I'm sick of that kid. Too hyped up, methinks. And I can't bear to sit through a two and a half hour movie these days. Three 90 minute movies, yes, but one 150 minute movie, blech.

Ever since hearing Mr. Magorium and Benjamin Button, I've been getting into Desplat more and more. He's put out a lot of stuff this year. He seems to hit the right tone with fantastic and whimsical scores.

Yeah, Moon is a good sci-fi flick. The music kind of creeps under your skin when you're watching it; on its own, I guess it's not so outstanding, but in the context of the movie (and every listen thereafter), it's kind of addicting, as most minimalist music is.
i'll have to give it another listen then....i really liked the movie......i really like Sam Rockwell though.....he's criminally underrated.



Ever since hearing Mr. Magorium and Benjamin Button, I've been getting into Desplat more and more. He's put out a lot of stuff this year. He seems to hit the right tone with fantastic and whimsical scores.

I like Syriana and The Golden Compass, but other than those two, i just can't get into Desplat. the film score forum i'm part of, worship the guy.....i don't see it.
Mr. Magorium is a good one to check out though? I'll try that one out.

it's unfortunate, i have about 6 of his scores sitting on my shelf collecting dust.....oh well....maybe one day i'll see the light.

"ruined":

Yea but the watching movie Magorium was like being force fed pig vomit mixed with gasoline in an alley while barefoot and stepping on glass at the same time.
I was cringing too much to notice any music.
Ben Button was watchable, I wish Dave Fincher would make more fantastical films and maybe go back to pure sci-fi.
Yeah the Potter films decline in watchabeness after Prisoner pretty steadily.
I hope the next one picks up because besides the drama it did drag a little.
Moon is it?
I'll try and remember you said that.

Closer was better.

I liked Sam Rockwell in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind and Choke. It almost seems like he always plays the same wiseass character, though. In Moon, he reminded me more of Edward Norton in Fight Club.

Mr. Magorium is good in that Night of the Museum way -- kind of brainless kiddie fare, but the music really takes off. It was co-written with Aaron Zigman. You can find it in my thread (Thread 66525) if you're interested.

I made a whole list of all the movies I've seen this year and my rating of them because that's just the kind of lifeless loser I am.

Closer was better.

Natalie Portman with a pink wig makes me wanna....wow.....um.........girls with funny colored hair drive me caca for cuckoo puffs.

I liked Sam Rockwell in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind and Choke. It almost seems like he always plays the same wiseass character, though. In Moon, he reminded me more of Edward Norton in Fight Club.
my fave Rockwell performances are in The Green Mile, Hitchhiker's Guide, Jesse James, Choke and Galaxy Quest.


I made a whole list of all the movies I've seen this year and my rating of them because that's just the kind of lifeless loser I am.
where?

Choke was pretty damn good. Just the right amount of dirty.
I might check out the music for Magorium.
Then again I might forget you said that in 30 minutes too.

where?

In my own personal collection between the bestiality porn, fradulent credit card numbers and stolen social security identities.

:-P

I can post it if you're interested, otherwise I'm really embarrassed to even admit up to it.

Maybe one day I'll put together my "Leonard Maltin" collection of movie review capsules and that can be my claim to fame. (roll eyes)

woops....i forgot to add my bizarre animal pic, in the spirit of the "we like dicks" thread, in my last post....so here's a double shot ;).....

I can post it if you're interested, otherwise I'm really embarrassed to even admit up to it.


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you're embarrassed to post it? you? the guy who's posted "god knows what" here! and you're embarrassed to post that?

why?

did you give a fairly decent rating to Hannah Montana: The Movie or something?

post it, dammit. :-P

Wait, we're doing weird animals?

Let me catch up.

yarrrr

Reginold has really let himself go lately hasn't he?

You guys are bound to not agree with 10 or 12 of 'em, but fuck it. It is what it is, I yam what I yam, and what's goes up must come down. (?)

BUDARC'S 2009 MOVIE RATINGS:
(Out of a scale of 4 asterisks)

Adventureland: **1/2
All About Steve: **
Angels and Demons: ***1/2
Bruno: ***
Cold Souls: **1/2
Confessions of a Shopaholic: **
Coraline: ***
Dance Flick: **
District 9: **1/2
Drag Me To Hell: ***
Duplicity: *1/2
Extract: **1/2
Fanboys: **
The Final Destination: ***
500 Days of Summer: ***
Friday the 13th: *
Funny People: ***
Gamer: *
The Goods: *1/2
Halloween II: *
The Hangover: ***1/2
A Haunting in Connecticut: *1/2
He’s Just Not That Into You: **
The Hurt Locker: ***
I Love You, Man: ***1/2
Inglourious Basterds: ***1/2
Inkheart: **1/2
The International: *
Julie & Julia: ***
Knowing: ****
Land of the Lost: *
Last House on the Left: **
Moon: ***1/2
My Bloody Valentine 3D: ***
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian: ***
9: **1/2
Orphan: **1/2
Paper Heart: ***
Paul Blart: Mall Cop: ***
The Pink Panther 2: *
Public Enemies: **
Push: *
Shorts: **
Sorority Row: *
Star Trek: ***
Taken: ***
Taking Woodstock: ***
Terminator Salvation: **1/2
The Time Traveler’s Wife: ***
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: *1/2
The Ugly Truth: **
The Unborn: *1/2
The Uninvited: ***
Up: ****
Watchmen: ***
World’s Greatest Dad: **1/2
X-Men Origins: Wolverine: ***
Year One: *


I know what you guys are saying to yourselves: This asshole watches a lot of goddamn movies. Well, being lazy and unemployed does that to a man. ;)

Reginold has really let himself go lately hasn't he?

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Too much pussy.

just the fact that you've seen some of those movies, The Pink Panther? Dance Flick? Confessions of A shopaholic?

wow......i'm impressed you could bring yourself to see some of those.........i'll go in and edit my stars in for the movies i have seen.......

....no Drag Me To Hell?

You guys are bound to not agree with 10 or 12 of 'em, but fuck it. It is what it is, I yam what I yam, and what's goes up must come down. (?)

BUDARC'S 2009 MOVIE RATINGS:
(Out of a scale of 4 asterisks)

Adventureland: **1/2
Angels and Demons: ***1/2
Bruno: ***
Cold Souls: **1/2
Confessions of a Shopaholic: **
Coraline: ***
Dance Flick: **
District 9: **1/2
Duplicity: *1/2
Fanboys: **
The Final Destination: ***
500 Days of Summer: ***
Friday the 13th: *
Funny People: ***
The Goods: *1/2
Halloween II: *
The Hangover: ***1/2
A Haunting in Connecticut: *1/2
He�s Just Not That Into You: **
I Love You, Man: ***1/2
Inglourious Basterds: ***1/2
Inkheart: **1/2
The International: *
Julie & Julia: ***
Knowing: ****
Land of the Lost: *
Last House on the Left: **
Moon: ***1/2
My Bloody Valentine 3D: ***
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian: ***
9: **1/2
Orphan: **1/2
Paper Heart: ***
Paul Blart: Mall Cop: ***
The Pink Panther 2: *
Public Enemies: **
Push: *
Shorts: **
Sorority Row: *
Star Trek: ***
Taken: ***
Taking Woodstock: ***
Terminator Salvation: **1/2
The Time Traveler�s Wife: ***
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: *1/2
The Ugly Truth: **
The Unborn: *1/2
The Uninvited: ***
Up: ****
Watchmen: ***
World�s Greatest Dad: **1/2
X-Men Origins: Wolverine: ***
Year One: *


I know what you guys are saying to yourselves: This asshole watches a lot of goddamn movies. Well, being lazy and unemployed does that to a man. ;)

Wow, I realize now I have seen a good chuck of those too.
How sad, we both saw Push.
http://www.indiandermatology.org/images-1/LFZuB7.JPG

just the fact that you've seen some of those movies, The Pink Panther? Dance Flick? Confessions of A shopaholic?

wow......i'm impressed you could bring yourself to see some of those.........i'll go in and edit my stars in for the movies i have seen.......

....no Drag Me To Hell?

Fuck, I forgot about Drag Me To Hell. Three stars, easy.

There are actually a lot of DVD titles I probably left off, too.

The Pink Panther -- I saw because I'm a die-hard Steve Martin fan. Dance Flick because I liked the first two Scary Movies. Confessions of a Shopaholic because my "gf" dragged me to it. Push...because I'm a dumbass. :-P

CUCKOO'S 2009 MOVIE RATINGS:
(Out of a scale of 5 asterisks)

Adventureland: ***
Angels and Demons: **
Bruno: ***
Coraline: ***
The Cove: ****
District 9: ****
Fanboys: ***
500 Days of Summer: ***1/2
Funny People: ***
The Hangover: ****
Harry Potter: ***1/2
The Hurt Locker: ****
I Love You, Man: ****
Julie & Julia: ****
Last House on the Left: ***1/2
Monsters Vs. ALiens **1/2
Moon: ****
Public Enemies: **
Star Trek: ****1/2
Terminator Salvation: *
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: ***
The Uninvited: ***
Up: *****
Watchmen: ***
X-Men Origins: Wolverine: **

I forgot to put Gamer, Extract, and All About Steve on there as well. Updated.

CUCKOO'S 2009 MOVIE RATINGS:
(Out of a scale of 5 asterisks)

Adventureland: ***
Angels and Demons: **
Bruno: ***
Coraline: ***
The Cove: ****
District 9: ****
Fanboys: ***
500 Days of Summer: ***1/2
Funny People: ***
The Hangover: ****
Harry Potter: ***1/2
The Hurt Locker: ****
I Love You, Man: ****
Julie & Julia: ****
Last House on the Left: ***1/2
Moon: ****
Public Enemies: **
Star Trek: ****
Terminator Salvation: *
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: ***
The Uninvited: ***
Up: *****
Watchmen: ***
X-Men Origins: Wolverine: **

You say out of 5 asterisks, but you only put one Up there. I'm guessing that's the only "great" movie you saw this year?

I forgot to put the fucking Hurt Locker up on there, too. Dammit. So much for being a completist.

Man, how bad was Gamer, right? ouch.
I gotta see fanboys right away.

You say out of 5 asterisks, but you only put one Up there. I'm guessing that's the only "great" movie you saw this year?

I forgot to put the fucking Hurt Locker up on there, too. Dammit. So much for being a completist.

well....yeah....UP was the only one I've seen this year, that I know I'll pick up on DVD the day it comes out.

Star Trek deserves another 1/2 star though....so i'll add that one in.

and wow.......i've spent $300 at the movies so far this year.

i guess that isn't too bad considering what I don't even want to know what I've spent on cigarettes........

Gamer is quite possibly the worst movie I've seen all year........if I hadn't seen My Best Friend's Girl, that is.

Fuckin' worst movie ever made, and I left that one off too. :-P

Fanboys was good for a chuckle, but all (and I mean ALL) the good gags were given away in the trailer. A shame.

well....yeah....UP was the only one I've seen this year, that I know I'll pick up on DVD the day it comes out.

I agree. Up is probably my fave of the year as well. Although I had high hopes for many other movies....

Man, how nerdy are we all? :-P

Fuck, I hit 3K a few posts back. What a looooser.

4 posts in a row. Connect 4, I win!

http://www.guidetoliteraryagents.com/blog/content/binary/Connect4.JPG

I'm surprised you guys didn;t enjoy Star Trek as much as I seemed to have.


The giant hairball from a girl's stomach.

I liked Star Trek, but I couldn't find it great. Then again, I admit I've never been much of a Trekkie, and that was actually the first Star Trek I've ever seen in its entirety.

Man, and how loser-tastic is it that we're all home on a Saturday night, eh? Eh? Well, at least I'm not going to sleep hungry tonight.

http://www.tomhamslighthouse.com/upload/ribs%5B1%5D.gif

:)

Looks delicious.


Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.

I would suck any of you off right now for a rack of barbeque pork baby back ribs, piping hot steak fries and an ice-cold Coke.

Wow, you are a cheap date.

Also,

Wow, you are a cheap date.

Naturally, you'd have to pick up the tab.


Also,


Yeah........I'm not really hungry anymore.

It worked!
Well, dream of breakfast sugartits.
lol

Hmm...



I like me some Cocoa Tits as well.

Well, I've done all the damage I can do here tonight. I'm gonna go mast--er...I mean, "slop the hogs."

Them hogs need sloppin', I tells ya.



Lates m'gates.

I got me half a bucket left of chicken, if you were here you'd be welcome to it.
Also, I am drinking several beers.
http://www.nekkidtees.com/wp-content/uploads/sugartits_large.gif
Later B

I liked Star Trek, but I couldn't find it great. Then again, I admit I've never been much of a Trekkie, and that was actually the first Star Trek I've ever seen in its entirety.
i really like Star Trek...probably my 2nd fave this year.


Man, and how loser-tastic is it that we're all home on a Saturday night, eh? Eh? Well, at least I'm not going to sleep hungry tonight.

meh.....saturday night means nothing to me........when you do shift work, any night of the week is your weekend or weeknight......me and the workfolk often go out and do our "party" thing on a tues or some other lame night.


It worked!
Well, dream of breakfast sugartits.
lol
sugartits :)

laters, budarc.......you slap those hogs you mofo.

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/LadyTSJ64/cid_005201c76b51df01ab200abd6018joe.gif

you slap 'em good.

I'm actually rewatching Idiocracy. Still awesome.

i might do that soon too......not tonight, but Sunday night is looking good.

this is hilarious, it's from John Murphy's Facebook page. Let me start off by saying this Murphy is one of coolest and most generous composer's working in the business, as he puts some time aside everyday to answer a few questions from fans on his facebook page and is more than happy to send you promos of his scores.............this is from one fan:

Zoltan Csordas
look John, you've taken your time to answer a lot of peoples' stuff after you told me your too busy to look at what I want you to hear for me and give your opinion for!!!! its been almost 5 days since i asked you for that favour, and you st...ill ain't done it! by the time you come onto Facebook and read and then reply to one of these guys comments, you could have listened to what i've wanted you to hear! the stuff is only 2 minutes 57 seconds long. and dont give me that stuff about not having enough time for it, cuz by the amount of times you come onto facebook and reply to users, you could have listened to my piece of music loads of times. There i was thinking that you were really going to listen to what i wanted you to, after you said you would once you have the time! i asked you this favour way before some of these latest comments came up on yur page, and your wasting the time that you should be using to listen to my one piece of music on users that commented after me! thanks alot.

John Murphy:
Today was my daughter's 3rd birthday. I will listen to your stuff when I PLANNED to listen to it - which is Sunday evening, which is my day off and the only time I get to check out stuff people send me. The only reason I answered any comments after yours is because I try to answer one or two questions whenever Logic crashes, instead of staring at a... Read More screen for 3 minutes waiting for it to load up again. And because, like every other composer I know, if I am in the middle of writing something, the last thing I want to do is stop and start listening to any other music other than what I am trying to work out in my head. Look, I'm gonna give you some good advice - if you talked to, emailed or messaged, anyone in this town, the way you have with me, you would have little chance of even getting hired, never mind making it. EVERYBODY knows EVERYBODY here and you would be on the Shit List within 24 hours. No matter HOW good you are. I'm telling you this for your own benefit. Believe me.

now here's the part i laughed at:
another fan Dominic Cooper-Burgess added in this link:
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/09/i_will_not_read.php

fuckin' hilarious.......

....who the hell does this first guy think he is? i should eat him.

Just finished Beatles Rock Band. *sigh* One less thing for me to pass the time on...

By the way, is anyone interested in all the 2009 remastered albums off the Beatles box set (http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=amb_link_85290631_3?ie=UTF8&docId=1000376581&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=right-1&pf_rd_r=1MTKNYGHXNYPYCE6HCW7&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=490152111&pf_rd_i=507846) released a few days ago? 'Cause if so, I could hook you up with some rips.


I'm actually rewatching Idiocracy. Still awesome.

I boned up (hee) on all Mike Judge's films before watching Extract. Office Space remains the greatest work (sucks)-related comedy, while my personal favorite, Idiocracy shows the most realistic depiction of the future I've ever seen in the movies. People getting stupider is so obvious I can't believe no one ever thought of it before. However I was majorly disappointed with Extract, whose trailer revealed all the good moments and left nothing much to the imagination.


this is hilarious, it's from John Murphy's Facebook page. Let me start off by saying this Murphy is one of coolest and most generous composer's working in the business, as he puts some time aside everyday to answer a few questions from fans on his facebook page and is more than happy to send you promos of his scores.............

Yeah, John Murphy is great. I won't forget how he sent me to the promo to Millions and then threw in the official OST of Last House on the Left just for the hell of it. He gave a pretty dignified response to that Zoltan schmuck. Jeez, talk about ungrateful.

is anyone interested in all the 2009 remastered albums off the Beatles box set released a few days ago? 'Cause if so, I could hook you up on some rips.

i wouldn't mind giving some of those a listen to.

see if they're actually worth picking up.........i would suspect Sgt. Pepper's is worth picking up again, if not only for a remastered A Day In The Life.
i'm interested in the new liner notes too.


I boned up (hee) on all Mike Judge's films before watching Extract. Office Space remains the greatest work (sucks)-related comedy

"boned".
:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Office Space is my favorite Judge film........mostly for Stephen Root's performance in it......priceless.

although, for an accurate description of my working place it would be "Waiting". perfectly accurate in every way, it's almost scary.

Does that mean Waiting is a good movie? Because I avoid anything with Ryan Reynolds in it all at costs.

I'll PM you the links to those Beatles albums, lest they get deleted too quickly. They released two box sets annoyingly enough; one with the original 11 remastered mono albums, and another with all 14 albums, remastered in stereo.

Does that mean Waiting is a good movie? Because I avoid anything with Ryan Reynolds in it all at costs.

I'll PM you the links to those Beatles albums, lest they get deleted too quickly. They released two box sets annoyingly enough; one with the original 11 remastered mono albums, and another with all 14 albums, remastered in stereo.

Waiting is pretty decent......but keep in mind it is a movie about working in restaurants and that's what i do, so i have found people who don't work in the business are quite as fond of it. I think the movie was probably written by people who have done some hard time in the restaurant business.

and god, please don't tell me the Beatles stuff is on rapidshare.....and if it is can i grab the albums individually?

No, luckily all individual albums are on Megaupload. I was able to download them in less than an hour. I found a link to the lossless albums in Rapidshare though, but that's too hardcore for me.

I'll check out Waiting, but I hope it doesn't disgust me to the point that I stop going to restaurants, a la Road Trip. :-P

lol.....yum....French Toast, hold the icing sugar.

yeah......i probably shouldn't tell you some of the shit i've seen working in kitchens.

i probably shouldn't tell anyone.

the world is a better place without the secrets of restaurants.

I heard a story about some girl who went to Olive Garden and ended up getting oral herpes...turns out some guys were jerking out the super secret special sauce. :(

Fucking scares the shit out of me.

I think she sued them for some good money, but still.

mmmm.....yeah....you never really know.

guys who fuck the hardened lard for the deep fryers?

classic gross.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

all for the kids though....all for the kids.

nah....i don't think it's all that bad though......half the shit that happens in restaurants we do to eachother..........you have to be insane to work in restaurants and probably not embarrass easily either.

guys who fuck the hardened lard for the deep fryers?

classic gross.

Wow, I really didn't need that visual in my head. ;)

That one's from personal experience, I'm wagering? We already know about the bacon fat...

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

no......i saw it on tv......

.....this restaurant manager would come to work in the morning, and would keep finding these weird holes in the lard. At first they thought it was mice or something, so they sealed them shut in a bucket......except it kept happening, they quickly discovered out a mouse couldn't get into the buckets. so they filmed the buckets over night with a hidden camera and voila......one of the night guys was a lard fucker.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Lovely. I'm guessing fucking lard must be like fucking an incredibly obese woman with lots and lots of rolls all over her body.

and it's just as oily too.

Oh ick.

Okay, I'm done for the night. I'm completely flaccid.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

G'nighty



Pleasant dreams............................................ ............:erm:

niters, dude.


my dreams are that of nightmares for a cat.

what?

the adventures of Zoltan and John Murphy continue....well.....Zoltan....i think Murphy is ignoring this head up the ass "composer":

Zoltan:
YEAH YEAH i get it, I READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE but i dont give a shit about it. I get what its trying to say about me, 2 MINUTES 57 SECONDS IS THE THING WHATEVER I ASKED TO BE LISTENED TO, TWO MINUTES FIFTY SEVEN SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW how many minutes are there in about 5 days?????? hmmmm.... 7200. now I ... Read Moreasked only 2 minutes and 57 seconds of your time. IF u add together the time u spent responding to users that came after me, that would equal more than 2 MINUTES 57 SECONDS NOW WOULDNT IT. Think about it man, i dont like talkin like this to you man but if i have to point out the obvious then here goes. It wouldve saved you loads of shit if you would have listened to my shit ages ago when i asked you to, AND if you knew u wouldnt have time till NEARLY A WEEK LATER, then why didnt you just tell me "listen Zoltan, im really busy this week, but ill chekc it out on the weekend". wouldnt it have saved us both all this hassle?

&

Zoltan:
you know what, John? just forget what i asked of ya, you wouldnt listen to it properly now anyway now that i angered you, you would probably just fake it and say "YEAH WOW THATS PRETTY GOOD" you probably dont even have those links i sent yo...u anymore, deleted em or whatever. But u sure as hell pissed me off too. have a good life :) forget i ever talked to ya. but now i know what SOME composers are like......

if you're interested in the pestering ZOltan in a shoot the shit style feel free to at:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/zcsordas?ref=mf

.....'cuz we like dicks, you dicks.

Because I avoid anything with Ryan Reynolds in it all at costs.

Except Adventureland and Wolverine.


However I was majorly disappointed with Extract, whose trailer revealed all the good moments and left nothing much to the imagination.

I didn't remember much from the trailer when I saw it except the man whore plot. I didn't even know Mila Kunis was in it, I thought she was really good. Kristen Wigg was OK but sort of served as wallpaper to bounce jokes off of, I think she's funny. Not the greatest thing since sliced toast, but I enjoyed it.

I used to listen to a LOT of Beatles when I was a kid. I didn't have too many tapes or records, so it was John Williams or the Beatles for me. I am still sort of burned out on The Beatles since around ninth grade. I still turn the dial on the radio when something comes on. It might be because of my crappy childhood and Let it Be churning up memories. LOL

Beatho ( http://forums.ffshrine.org/member.php?u=315479 ) has just finished his 4 "CD" Return of the Jedi.
" ---STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI (COMPLETE REMASTERED SCORE)---
This is a complete score from the film Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi with every note and cue
that appears in the film.
As we all know, the official Sony releases of the original trilogy soundtracks were pretty shocking for all 3
films, but more so for Jedi. This was partly due, rumour has it, to the original masters being destroyed just after
the film's release. So I decided to go back to the original Polydor release and the Anthology and clean up all
the tracks as best I could.
As Jedi has had the least of its music released officially out of the original trilogy, finding all the different cues and
putting them together proved to be a very difficult task indeed but finally it is here, with over 4 hours of pure John
Williams music compiled onto four discs with the first two being every note that appears in the film (including the missing
Max Rebo Palace Band music) and the last two being the original cues as written by John Williams plus extra bonus
tracks and suites.
All tracks are edited and arranged by me with the sources being the original 11 track Polydor Cd released along with
the film and the 1993 Anthology set.
There are 4 CDs, 28 tracks/24 tracks/29 tracks/20 tracks. Each track is encoded at 320Kbps and 44,100kHz and has
full details:
Title: Vader's Redemption
Artist: John Williams
Album Artist: London Symphony Orchestra
Album: Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi [Complete Score]
Track #: 16
Disc #: 2
Composer: John Williams
Year: 2009
I have included complete cover art, front and back with disc covers, all made by myself.
Hope you enjoy, any questions please comment!"
I just got it from his torrent he's got on demonoid.
Good stuff, haven't even finished it yet it's long and now I gotta go!

with the absence of mental, i figuired it was my duty to post one of these...........besides....look who it is....he belongs here:



SEXMAN!!!!

Yep that's the SEXMAN...er...BOY all right.

um....sexy as ever. :erm:


although, i think he should change his name to "sexkid"

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

sexkid....that sounds so wrong.

LOL yeah it does...how you been cuckoo? :)

hanging in there like always......life goes up....life goes down....life goes up.....life goes down......and sometimes life shits rainbow feces all over me and my worst enemy.....that's just confusing.....if you know what i mean.

other than that, i'm doing my best at not getting banned, like 2 individuals who shall remain anonymous.

how about you, Zoran? how's the good fight been treating you?

hanging in there like always......life goes up....life goes down....life goes up.....life goes down......and sometimes life shits rainbow feces all over me and my worst enemy.....that's just confusing.....if you know what i mean.

other than that, i'm doing my best at not getting banned, like 2 individuals who shall remain anonymous.

how about you, Zoran? how's the good fight been treating you?

I know what you mean...been the having house renovated and then I started having serious heath issues so I went to se a doctor. Turns out I had a case of walking pneumonia and I had to take it easy.

walking pneumonia? shitty.

you're in the clear now?

Pretty much clear of that but it's September...I get pretty depressed because it's the same month that I lost my mom. :(

sorry to hear that it's a bad month for you.

Thanks...I should be all right next month. Fall finally sets in and I love the crisp cool weather. Halloween my favorite holiday and new shows on tv to watch. yay!

halloween!!!!!

my favorite night of the year.

i love the chill of a Halloween night.......especially if my costume is warm enough.

halloween!!!!!

my favorite night of the year.

i love the chill of a Halloween night.......especially if my costume is warm enough.

LOL that reminds me on Halloween 2005 it started sleeting while I was sitting outside passing out candy. Think that's the coldest Halloween that I remember.

i don't know about where you are, but passing out candy is a rarity these days. :(

most kids go to Halloween parties at a friendly parent's house.....it's safer that way, I guess. just takes all the fun out of it though.

I'm completely flaccid.


the magic of editing is a wonderful thing

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

I very seldom get erections with girls.
:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:
What??

sometimes when i'm alone i like to put on a soiled zebra skin thong over my head, paint my nipples with lipstick, stick a rose up my bum (business side up), smother my face with damp kitty litter and dance around the house to the musical stylings of The Bee-Gees.

business side up?

i don't even know.

Ghadz, how did you know I have always detested the Bee Gees?
Business side up would have to be where the thorn are pointed toward the anus I guess.

'cuz i always detested the Bee Gees.

thorns and anus are just two words that shouldn't be in the same sentence.

Yeah ouch. Keep everything sharp away from my butt please.

famous white trash:

# He lives on a patch of dirt in the middle of nowhere
# He has lots of beat-up vehicles in his front yard
# He’s a greasemonkey
# He likes to make out with his sister
# He lives with his aunt and uncle ‘cause his dad killed his mom

ROFL !

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Z_O_R_A_N, your thread idea got ruined by stupid GD idiots, so I decided to move it back here.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

"damn!" said the wigga, "bitch got served!"

I would've just taken the Yoda

Fuck.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_swayze

:(




1952-2009

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze

Z_O_R_A_N, your thread idea got ruined by stupid GD idiots, so I decided to move it back here.

Sure I expected things to go off topic because that's what they do for fun.
I'm not sure that it is ruined so much as they're playing some sort of game that I am not privy to.

they have they're own special elite, we here at STS (or more recently We Like Dicks), have our own special elite.....well....actually....i don't think we quite deserve the word elite......we're more like a club....like the Little Rascals or Peanuts.............or the Munsters.

they have they're own special elite, we here at STS (or more recently We Like Dicks), have our own special elite.....well....actually....i don't think we quite deserve the word elite......we're more like a club....like the Little Rascals or Peanuts.............or the Munsters.

What ever man...I am just trying to have fun here.

budarc looks a lot like Bruce Willis.........weird.................and if you sniff him, he even smells like Bruce Willis too......it's weird.

I smell like Kevin Bacon.........it's very Stirring.

....and Rick Says he sounds like those Others....you know....his voice sounds like Nicole Kidman....very unsettling.

here's a thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY&NR=1&feature=fvwp)

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

....just a wild guess....but those guys are probably wishing it was A Queen Of Hearts up their asses.

here's a thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY&NR=1&feature=fvwp)

ROFL...David Blaine ain't shit compaired to Criss Angel.

Criss Angel - Steamroller => http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7gl8nNsDMA

criss angel is a fucking tool.

so is david blaine though the video i posted MIGHT HAVE BEEN a joke. i dunno.

criss angel is a fucking tool.

so is david blaine though the video i posted MIGHT HAVE BEEN a joke. i dunno.

Yeah it was a joke...when I first saw David Blaine I thought he was the best magician I ever saw. Then I caught the first season of Mind Freak and became a fan.

i can't stand Criss Angel, himself. He's got this try-hard mysterious sexy rock star guy persona to him, that just comes off as fake.

SOme of his tricks are pretty cool though.

http://grad29.as.utexas.edu/~triples/Graphics/kirk_gandalf.gif
Have you seen Gandalf's magic? It's the best.

nobody....i mean nobody has got anything on the magic of Henning.

These guys are no slouches.

Gob Bluth is an amazing magician.




as is The Amazing Mumford

close this thread

this is my favorite magician
http://www.sexyundergear.com/es60603small.JPG

:loldata:

close this thread

nobody's tried

.....

why?

can't threads be erased?

i think the idea is to leave it here so you retards won't get out and shit up other threads...



close this thread.

looking at the other threads, they don't need us to "shit" up the other threads.........other posters do that just fine on their own.

;)

thanks princess

all my posts are high content, high comedy

low filler

close this thread.

one person's gold is another person's shit.

if you don't like it, go to another thread.......we don't like some of the other threads here so we stay here for the most part.....
.......plain and simple.

right?
:)

all my posts are high content, high comedy

low filler

close this thread.

you need a spanking

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:facepalm:

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:bb:

:bb:

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:bb:

:fairybatman:

http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/banksy-photos-prints-tattoos-gimp-mask-lady.jpg"Mmmmmmmmmmffffffffffpt."

:tksays:

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:objection: