SNuggle Bunny has anger issues, but it doesn't mean we can't snuggle a little closer.

*shrugs*

my french isn't perfect, okay?

no, it's on the thread above that......it's on the "HOW DID THIS GET SUCH A HIGH RATING???" thread.

fuck....now megaupload won't upload for me.......what's going on?!?!?!

I wasn't dissing your french, sometimes the translator doesn't take tenses and what not into account, it gives a more literal answer. I don't know either way if it's right or you were.

That was some funny shit on the thread though, you're going to get reported by him at some point. I'm guessing that will be his last resort when his arguments fail.

FTR, I liked the movie. I found it to be more a commentary on the family unit than political satire. And shows how even the idiot has a role to play in combating the "monster".

I waited for him to use the first 'explicit' insult and reported him first :)

he called me a douche. edit: and now something about stuffing a pacifier up my ass. :D

i've called him a 'snuggle bunny'.

who's going to be the one who get's a stern talking to?

He'll cry entrapment. http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

How the hell do I create playlists in VLC?

I go to VIEW > PLAYLISTS ... then what? Drag and drop? How do I save and name it?

no idea....i don't really use VLC.

5 bucks says Rick or Zoran will know.

Yea, but they're not here. Boo. I use it for everything that isn't mp3.

Did you get your megaupload working yet? Shout at it. Call it names beginng with F and B and maybe a C.

no.....everytime i click on it to start uploading, it goes for about 1 second then stops and says "undefined".

I'll try zipping up the file again and see what happens.....other than that, i have no idea what's going on.

EDIT: rapidshare's working....guess I'll have to use that for now :(

Never had that error message before. Maybe a reboot will sort it out. There's other sites you can use too. I can't think of their name right now.

I think I just stumbled onto an extremist Hebrew site. It was filled with scary propaganda.

I think I just stumbled onto an extremist Hebrew site. It was filled with scary propaganda.


you are now officially flagged :D

you are now officially flagged :D

I'll declare independance. The state of Doc will not be flagged. Too late. :(

i'll bet the state of Doc is scary.

The future is always scary. Will it be a Utopia? Dystopia? Fishmantopia?

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I've seen quite a few of those baby and (usually) daddy heads doing the ol' switcheroo.

the interwebs are weird.

I tried to watch Barb Wire a few nights ago. It was utterly abysmal. I never bothered before because I imagined it would be bad, but I was struck dumb at how far I underestimated it. Thank Grud I never paid for it.

I'd buy this for a dollar, a Smurf actioner.



Rally those cocklesss blue wonders, Papa.

Barb Wire?

the Pam Anderson flick?

that bad, huh?

Yea, the Pam one. Awful. It was based on a comic book so I allowed it some leeway. But no. Fail is too good a word for it.

worse than Catwoman?

I've only seen bits and pieces of it, but bits and pieces was more than enough for me.

Why would you even give that movie a chance >.>

Barb Wire or Catwoman?

either way.....i wouldn't know.

Catwoman was on TV late at night once....i watched a bit and decided "no" after 15 or 20 minutes.

and "TRAILER PARK BOYS!" :D :D :D :D

somebody else actually knows who they are on the FFS!!!

Haven't saw cat woman.

that looks like my cat, minus the pink wig.....and he has a black nose and a crooked Charlie Chaplin mustache...er..Hitler...um.....black spot.

Maybe he has been secretly creeping into your cupboard and wearing your pink wig collection and posting pictures of himself all over the net. Next he'll be on youtube with your stained under garments on his head.

This may have been uploaded before but...

lol....i love that Stalin cat's white lip

He looks like hours of fun with a piece of string and an empty cardboard box. That little tilt of the head is cool; dogs can do it too, but cats have it nailed. :)

edit: not stalin cat, cuckoo cat.

edit 2: Dogs can't spell Bourgeois revisionism.

He looks like hours of fun with a piece of string and an empty cardboard box. That little tilt of the head is cool; dogs can do it too, but cats have it nailed. :)

edit: not stalin cat, cuckoo cat.

A cuckoo Cat? Does is pop out of a clock every hour while a seagul flaps and pecks at it while going "Mine?"

oh!

Tom's finally been officially initiated into the "Shit-Shooters" by that fuckin' TinyPic!

oh!

Tom's finally been officially initiated into the "Shit-Shooters" by that fuckin' TinyPic!

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I'm still using it, out of habit.

A cuckoo Cat? Does is pop out of a clock every hour while a seagul flaps and pecks at it while going "Mine?"

well...it pops out of it's Cat Tower every hour, while a cuckoo faps at it with it's pecker while going "mine".

oh!

Tom's finally been officially initiated into the "Shit-Shooters" by that fuckin' TinyPic!



YES!

well...it pops out of it's Cat Tower every hour, while a cuckoo faps at it with it's pecker while going "mine".

Is the cuckoo you? No, too horrible. I detract that question.

um.....:erm:.....use your imagination......or better yet...don't.

My imagination is denied lease to run amok in that instance.

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WAZAHHH!!!!

Take that Jesus!

When we all go to hell for what goes on in this thread, we can shoot the shit there. :)

I hope there is cookies.

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i wonder how many other Shriners will be there.

Well right now there are 10 users looking at genral and there are 268 (75 members and 193 guests) on right now.

every now and then a trout comes into your life that you just can't bring yourself to pan fry.

Well right now there are 10 users looking at genral and there are 268 (75 members and 193 guests) on right now.

are you saying the 10 users looking in GD are coming to Hell with us?

well, they can't have my cookies.

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Has been removed!

Tinypic got you!!

Oh no. I just thought, tinypic will be there.

i hate them.

they hate us.

it's a thing.

Papa bear looks less than pleased. Cue the guy who's always spouting racism on the forum.

I also use pimpandhost cuz thay doesn't afraid of nudity.

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/4/0/8/4/40846/d/5/b/7/d5b747840cafb88ec100e502a4df7d99.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3342062-original.html)

Nostalgia...

Edit: pimpandhost.com, got it.

Papa bear looks less than pleased. Cue the guy who's always spouting racism on the forum.

Wait, which guy? I've never been around it seems.

He's got one Hulk hand and one Thing hand. He must be unstoppable. You don't know the racism guy? I don't remember his name. I'll go look to see if he's been on anywhere.

You don't know the racism guy? I don't remember his name. I'll go look to see if he's been on anywhere.

That's a sinister snowman

I see what you did there. :)

:)

Dang it bobbie

If I meet that young guy in the street I'm stealing that costume. That is just what I need to make my life complete.

Whale playing poker by Eleni.

I do take commissions ;)

Buby!

I maybe posted this before. I'm beginning to lose track of what I have and haven't. Need a better filing system.

i post stuff I've posted before all the time....if it fits the theme that we have (if there's a theme) or i stumble upon it again, and still think it's funny.

for example this one:

i'm never gonna tire of this one :D

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Yea, that cat one is timeless.

http://i47.tinypic.com/15n3a07.gif

I maybe posted this before. I'm beginning to lose track of what I have and haven't. Need a better filing system.



A drag queen langaleer.

I'd like to see that dog vent those warp nacelles.

are we taking a peek into the disturbing underworld of the kitten porn industry?

NSFW or female vegetarians.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2jdmjye.gif

Wild Wacky Action Bike~

It's imposable yo Drive!~

that still makes me chuckle.

i just made the loudest HA! when i saw this....i don't know why.

The Greatest Backpack Ever.

i just made the loudest HA! when i saw this....i don't know why.
Poor Pooh.

Pooh floats.

bloody pooh.

No one's paying any attention to old Eeyore. Not that I'm surprised by that. honk.

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is my memory warped or something, or did I post a youtube link with this in it before?

Oh well... I've grown tired of living anyway.

Fierce Pooh.

is my memory warped or something, or did I post a youtube link with this in it before?

Yes. It was brilliant. It was a gif, not a youtube. Quality weird.

Nighters everybody.

Niters Tom :)

Mommy, why?
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Night Tom :)

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.

Yes. It was brilliant. It was a gif, not a youtube. Quality weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqxSBclqWs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp8ttwikTEs

Bye Tom.

I love Japanese Banana commercials.

I love Japanese Banana commercials.

sometimes that's all we need to make us feel alive...or dead....or dreaming....er.......i have bacon :)

I have to go guys. It's 8 am. Shit to do. Well, not an actual shit, you know, stuff to do. It's an expression.



http://www.halloweenforum.com/picture.php?albumid=955&pictureid=15013

Later. :)

good luck staying alert for the day....:)

no scary niters pic for you.

you just get this instead



Laters Doc :)

I'll put some termites down my trousers. They'll keep me chipper and alert. :)

there's a Woody Woodpecker joke in there somewhere.

See you soonish, Doc.

So these vamps actually sparkle, don't they?

All this time I thought it was just a joke. Twilight haters way of saying that those vamps were "faggy" or something.

....but I'm hearing 'sparkle' more and more, I'm beginning to suspect that they actually do sparkle.

Jesus....if this is true....I don't know.....maybe I can see why people hate that shit so much.

hmm...yeah.....no....not really.

Yes!

Wait, there's more!

LOL

Well, you really can't deny that Amelie meets Aliens would make for some interesting chestbursting entertainment.

I loll'd

this is kind of a neat illusion



it was going to be my niters pic....but I think i'll find another one

...and with that....niters :)

Ok, sleep well, cuckoo.

Crimson Tide � Hans Zimmer
Track list


01 08:58 Mutiny
02 23:50 Alabama
03 02:04 Little Ducks
04 18:03 1SQ
05 07:34 Roll Tide
Total time: 60:29 min.


http://sharebee.com/6117988c

http://trololololololololololo.com/

i don't even........um........wow.

Mommy, why?
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Wow.

I'm not quite sure how Elisa would be naked and walk into this scene.

I wish there was more good Elisa stuff out there. Also why oh why is there hardly any Misato & Kaji romance/erotica/porn? They're sexy bitches who are a cannon couple and actually had sex in the show.

So these vamps actually sparkle, don't they?

All this time I thought it was just a joke. Twilight haters way of saying that those vamps were "faggy" or something.

....but I'm hearing 'sparkle' more and more, I'm beginning to suspect that they actually do sparkle.

Jesus....if this is true....I don't know.....maybe I can see why people hate that shit so much.

Yes they do. My theater has free matinee weeks every once and a while were they play whatever they have on hand from last year and seeing as how "The Day The Keanu Went Whoa" was already filled up I saw Twilight. I was hilariously bad.
Best thing was the black guy in front of me, now he was very quite but you still could hear him whispering MTS3K stuff every not and again.

Hey Tom :)

quick post and i'm out.

does this bring back some nasty memories for anyone?

http://www.spike.com/blog/top-10-levels-from/93210?page=1&numPerPage=1

Battletoads....i completely forgot about that game.

they forgot the NES Batman game though.

cue budarc....:D


It'sa Mia Mario!

Your spoiler tag is not spoiler tagging anything.

It's making me nervous.

It's a cunning stunt.

Good morning, Doc.

evening, Rick

Morning, Doc

hmmm.....my spoiler tag is meaningless it seems

Hi rick. It's a cold one this morning.



Hi cuckoo. Spoiler spoilsport.

:-P

i don't know why the image didn't show, but i took it off and then put it back up, so now it appears to be visible again.

Foly huck. Not as cold as this.

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Is this for real, cuckoo?


:-P

i don't know why the image didn't show, but i took it off and then put it back up, so now it appears to be visible again.

Still not there for me.

no...not on the west coast....not like that.

although, it's supposed to get pretty cold tommorrow morning. :(

it does get pretty nasty in central Canada though.

It's pretty warm this year on the left coast...

it was like summer today.....i actually sat outside, drinking a coffee in a t-shirt :D ...and possibly some pants.

You guys got it good. You could take your monkey to the beach.

Pantsless cuckoo running amuck.

you know, it's the weirdest thing about that image that won't show up.....I saved it to my computer, it's completely visible, so I tried to upload it to imageshack, but imageshack doesn't seem to think it exists.

weird.

here, maybe you guys can figure out what's wrong with it.

There are no pictures on that page. ??? Lots of links. Weird.

Do the screen capture thing on it, and save it as new file. It better be hellish funny. :)

well, it's not going to be funny anymore.

....maybe I'm going crazy..er......

one sec

you know, it's the weirdest thing about that image that won't show up.....I saved it to my computer, it's completely visible, so I tried to upload it to imageshack, but imageshack doesn't seem to think it exists.

weird.

here, maybe you guys can figure out what's wrong with it.



Thats not a pic link, it links a page.
I dunno.

no...imageshack doesn't want to upload the screen capture either

but: Tinypic will!

see it while it's still there! :D

I clicked on the link on the page, "more images here" or something, and found a mario picture. Is his nose the funny thing? I bet it is that one.


edit: yeah. that was it. http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

wow...yeah...that was the pic....and tinypic moves in the fastest most mysterious ways.

so is there like some guy, sitting in an office filled with about 100 other people, waiting to see what some kid in Ohio is uploading to Tinypic and just filtering out the pics they have to delete?

It's smart robots!
Don't tell me I didn't warn ya.
Robots.

I'm going to get breakfast. Back in 10.

doc likes sausages for breakfast :D :-P :D :-P

Not as much as that woman, it seems. I bet she's popular in the bars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHcMqOQt4NY
Get it stuck in your head too.

now get it stuck in your head again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGTNS13SDU

That was a good one.

Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

the time and the precision some people put into alot of these videos is really astounding sometimes.

"He spat the dummy?"

What, Doc?

You don't have that expression? It means, did the baby refuse his pacifier? You know, was the infant being bold? No? It's common over here.

either he's gonna think you're really weird or he's from the future and will understand.

The future, we use newspeak. :)

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i got some of his posts deleted

this guy's just a tickletrunk full of funny

I know, I saw. If he hadn't spat the dummy before, he soon will.

You have any favorite James Newton Howard scores?

You have any favorite James Newton Howard scores?

Me? I looked on Wikipedia, and I don't have any.

i'm gonna eat you then.

I'll rub myself with vanilla essence and add chocolate sprinkles, and slip a bar of soap into my crevice. Soap makes you sick if you eat it. If that fails, I'll run like hell.

i was gonna say I was just kidding, but if you're gonna do that, i might just have to hold back from telling you and let you run like hell down the street, covered in chocolate sprinkles and vanilla, with a bar of soap up your ass, screaming "The cuckoo's gonna eat me! The CUCKOO'S GONNA EAT ME!!!"

That's normal behaviour for me. The neighbours wouldn't bat an eyelid. :)

What's good about Mr Howard, then? I've saw a few of the movies he's scored, but I can't remember the music.

he's got a very melodic style one second, a heavy percussive style the next and will knows how to growl and brood with the dissonance and muted brass, like no other composer can.....those are the scores I enjoy most by him.

however, there's some excellent children's scores he's done for Atlantis, TReasure Planet, Dinosaur, Peter Pan and Water Horse.

Duplicity and THe Lookout are pretty stylish in a guns/black suit/tie/sunglasses way too.

Well "melodic style one second, a heavy percussive style the next" and "dissonance" are terms that I like. What would you say is his most out there one, not the casual listener commercial happy one, rather the most twisty turny chaotic one? Have a think and let me know some time. I'll check it out.

i'm working on a 2-disc suite comp of some of his scores.

but I'm having trouble narrowing it down to 10 scores....i have 8 definites....just need to narrow it down to 2 more from a list of 8

that and I'm still trying to decide whether or not to include his work he did with Zimmer on the Batman films.

I don't know if he had anything to do with it, but I liked the Jokers theme, the really long one, on the new batman soundtrack. My friend has it. He played it to death. But that's all I've heard, apart from in the movies, but like I said I don't remember. Sometimes my youth is a bit hazy in my head. :)

yeah...he and Zimmer collaborated on those 2 films.....however i suspect the Joker's theme was mostly the work of Zimmer and Two-Face's theme was Howard's.

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shit...i thought the kid was gonna smother Vader while he slept.

It wouldn't be hard. The guy already has respiratory problems.

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breathe, breathe, breathe,

what do you think Vader smells like?

do you think all that sweat and icky skin smells through his fancy schmanchy plastic and vinyl costume or maybe he wears some sort of pleasant cologne.

Vanilla essence and chocolate sprinkles. :)


oh, and soap if you get too close.

oooh....i can see the vanilla and the soap.

but chocolate sprinkles?

this funny little guy used to be on my way to work everyday.....very popular.....i don't know whatever happened to him.

it's a bear, by the way.

Well, I know he's got a feeding tube, the helmet needs to stay on or he'll suffocate, we've seen what the eye pieces look like from the inside, we know that his arms & legs are robots above the knees & on all the way up the biceps but his shoulders and hips are organic so he has super strength, probably has a catheter & colostomy bag of some sort. He must be able to take most of the armor and life support suit off, how else would he be able to service it? Also remember in Empire his mask didn't cover the top of his head but in Jedi is does? He must have a few alternate suits witch would explain why ep. 3's suit is different from the others.

if you were a stormtrooper would you want to be the one to tell Vader that his cathetar is leaking?

I just noticed they are re-releasing Angel in new packaging, and selling off the old book bound package for �10 ($15 CAD). That's a steal. I just ordered Season 3. I'll get 4 and 5 later. :)

Yea, I know that was dull, I'm just saying in case anyone else is in the same boat.

Three is my favorite.

possibly my favorite out of everything Whedon has done. :)

the main villian in that season is fucking cool.

I'm pretty sure one of those blinking buttons is for that cuckoo. I'm also pretty sure there's some kind of caps lock or shift key on his belt or in the helmet so no one can just press his buttons and acedenttly flood his suit with his hamster water bottle.

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I'm pretty sure one of those blinking buttons is for that cuckoo. I'm also pretty sure there's some kind of caps lock or shift key on his belt or in the helmet so no one can just press his buttons and acedenttly flood his suit with his hamster water bottle.

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"Tee-hee! Dude...i dare you to press one of his buttons."

"Hee-Hee-Hee! No, man! He'll kill me!"

"Do it! He's busy talking to Tarkin! He won't even notice until it's too late!"

Did you ever get those Southland Tales graphic novels? I'd like to read them, but if they don't add to the movie in any way I don't want to waste my money. They aren't exactly cheap in the UK.

Did you ever get those Southland Tales graphic novels? I'd like to read them, but if they don't add to the movie in any way I don't want to waste my money. They aren't exactly cheap in the UK.

yeah...i picked up the first two so far.

they're pretty good......i'd get 'em.

Ofcourse they're only 10 dollars here (cheaper than a cd or a 6-pack of cheap beer)....so you might think differently after what you might pay.

Cool. I'll hunt for them at the cheapest price. I read the graphic novel companion to the Fountain and it was good, so I guessed they would be okay too.

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I'm still not sure what I thought of The Fountain.

It was okay, I guess.

I'm looking forward to Aronofsky's next film...Black Swan.

Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis and Winona Ryder in a thriller has me sold :D

Anything he does is worth attention. Did you know The Wrestler was edited on a mac book? Astonishing.

I've been looking through stuff on the IMDB forums. WTF is wrong with these people? Are they morons? Inbreds? Maybe it's different everywhere else but every foreign movie I own, with the exception of Jet Li's Fist of Legend, has the option to watch either sub or dub. But they seem to be asking "should I buy the dubbed version?" I don't understand.

I can see me getting banned from it soon if I let loose. :)


edit: Some don't have a dub. But that's a good thing.

you're foreign to me.

i have Shaun of The Dead and The Wind That Shakes the Barley.....i dub them with my own voice.

---

but yeah...there's a lot of idiots on those boards.

and alot of pricks.

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I bet your zombie growls are hilarious.

Hot Fuzz is fun, not as good as Shaun but still fun.

my English, Scottish & Irish accents all sound like Sloth from The Goonies.

my English, Scottish & Irish accents all sound like a Sloth from The Goonies.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2rdz3g9.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/2rdz3g9.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/2rdz3g9.gifLMAO :)

my dub of The Descent seems more comical, than claustrophobic and depressing.

I laughed so hard I almost shat.

Almost is a relative term.

..i just didn't mention them :D

You're on a winning comedy roll today. :)

you have a wet spot in the back of your knickers now don't you

I'm not wearing any. I crept into my neighbours house and got his pillow from his bed and I'm sitting on it. I'll replace it before he gets home from his adult daiper fitting class. He can have the wet spot.

maybe if you keep laughing, you're whole block can have a wet spot.

Or I'll have a hernia.

This may contain spoilers, but everyone has saw this movie that wants to see it.
Evil Dead in 60 seconds (http://www.vimeo.com/9226776)

I'm not wearing any. I crept into my neighbours house and got his pillow from his bed and I'm sitting on it. I'll replace it before he gets home from his adult daiper fitting class. He can have the wet spot.

maybe if you keep laughing, you're whole block can have a wet spot.
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gross...just gross.

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I like to start the day with a good gross out. It puts a nice perspective on things. Not to mention the people I have to interact with in my backward little town.

I'm going to be standing at the Tesco queue later, looking at some short guy's bald spot in front of me, thinking to myself "Hee, wet spot pillow". :)

This may contain spoilers, but everyone has saw this movie that wants to see it.
Evil Dead in 60 seconds (http://www.vimeo.com/9226776)

that makes me want to watch that movie right now.

what is this Tesco thing you keep talking about? sounds like a gas station or a coffee shop.

that makes me want to watch that movie right now.

It did the very same to me. http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

Quality film. But I have to go out soon. :(

It did the very same to me. http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

Quality film. But I have to go out soon. :(

yeah...it's pretty much 2:30 am.....i can't start watching a movie now.

I thought Tesco was everywhere, like lint.



A place to get your DVD's, soaps, socks, cucumbers etc. A bit of everything under one roof. Except porn. :(

nope...no Tesco's here in Canada....the US maybe....i don't think so though.
North AMerica has Wal-Mart, which sounds to be the same thing.

Yea. I'd think that would be similar. TV's and books and food and lots of screaming kids and people who forgot to tuck their ass into their trousers.

LOL

yup.....right down to the fine details.

It's almost impossible to resist the urge to drop a cold coin down into the slot.

I remember sitting at a bar with a buddy one day....too many drinks and a plate of chicken wings.......

....there was this fat chick sitting at the bar beside me, with her ass hanging out of her waytootight pants......i so badly just wanted to drop a chicken bone down there, but was persuaded not to, after a long, humorous discussion of the possible repercussions.

For one, the fat bitch would probably dive in after it, can't waste a good chicken bone, might have some dregs of meat on it, and end up disappearing up her own anus. If I was there, I'd have urged you on. :)

Then stood back. With my pint.

If I was there, I'd have urged you on. :)

what kind of Doc are you again?

The good kind []

The bad kind []

Tick box of your choice.

Please use black ink. Glitter crayons are not acceptable. :)

The good kind [trout]

The bad kind [cod]

Oh dear. I prefer cod. In batter. That doesn't help the ego.

Ok, it's time I was gone. Don't forget to check the moistness of your pillow before you lay your head on it.



Niters. :)

Look mental. A big fut!

laters, Doc :)

Dances With Wolves is on TV tonight.

It's got a 2 hour slot filled.

2 hours?!?!

the movie is 3 hours and 1 minute long.

throw in commercials, the run time of the movie on tv will probably be about 1 hour and 35 minutes long.

What are they possibly going to do to this movie?

I think i want to watch it, just to see how they butcher it.

Gross.

Bigfoot is very real!

not bigfoot....big fut.

the drunken lay on the couch older brother of Bigfoot.

Dances With Wolves is on TV tonight.

It's got a 2 hour slot filled.

2 hours?!?!

the movie is 3 hours and 1 minute long.

throw in commercials, the run time of the movie on tv will probably be about 1 hour and 35 minutes long.

What are they possibly going to do to this movie?

I think i want to watch it, just to see how they butcher it.
Some movies deserve to be TV edited.
I often think movies would be better with a lot less in them.
Pirates III for instance would have been a great short film.

True dat.

I think the Pirates or Transformers films would have been a great guilty pleasure, had they been an hour and 45 minutes, instead of the overblown 2 and a half hours that they were.

I have no problem shutting my brain off for an hour and a half or 45 minutes.......once it's past that, i've had enough.

Hollywood should learn this lesson, plus theater owners can sell more tickets with more showtimes in theory.
This reminds me, I am in the mood for an actual good movie as apposed to the shit I have been watching lately.
I watched When in Rome. lol

"When In Rome"?

ouch.

...

ouch.

Might I suggest Maid In Manhattan next?

Alice is out today....go see that :)

So is The Secret of Kells, but I'm not so sure about it's theatrical release....i think I heard it's limited to NYC at the moment. :(

"When In Rome"?

ouch.

...

ouch.

Might I suggest Maid In Manhattan next?
I feel like I would not like that movie, is this a trick?
I might watch a Godzilla movie instead.
Not good, per se, but...giant monsters fight!

Alice will be out on DVD in May!

I feel like I would not like that movie, is this a trick?
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I don't know if you would like it or not, i haven't seen it. So, yes...i suppose it was a trick. :)

I might watch a Godzilla movie instead.
Not good, per se, but...giant monsters fight!
Since I hurt my back, i've seen so many movies in the past month, I don't even know what I've seen anymore.

"Role Models" stuck out as a guilty pleasure comedy that will have you grinning so much at the end, you won't even realize it.

"Everything Is Illuminated" was pretty decent, if you're in the mood for one of those lonely character, quirky films.

I'll always recommend "Death At A Funeral" and "The Station Agent" for films not enough people have seen.

Try to track down the 2003 film "Avalon" or "Primer" if you can.....that is if you're looking for some obscure sci-fi.

Those are the few films I can recommend, that i think you may have not seen. The rest that I watched you've probably all ready seen.

Alice will be out on DVD in May!

yeah...but 3D IMAX.

That's about it for my defense.

.....gigantic Anne Hathaway gothed up?

Yeah....i'm sold.

Plus Elfman score in BIG SOUND.

what do you think Vader smells like?

do you think all that sweat and icky skin smells through his fancy schmanchy plastic and vinyl costume or maybe he wears some sort of pleasant cologne.

Vader smells like leather, smoke, gear oil and synthetic blood with a hint of decaying scarred skin.

yeah...but 3D IMAX.

That's about it for my defense.

.....gigantic Anne Hathaway gothed up?

Yeah....i'm sold.

Plus Elfman score in BIG SOUND.


IMAX would be TOO BIG!

Spoilers for Secret of Kells.

Spoilers.


last chance:
SPOILERS.

The Secret of Kells (working title: Brendan and the Secret of Kells) is an Irish animated feature film by Cartoon Saloon (who also created the television series Skunk Fu!) that premiered on February 8, 2009, at the Berlin International Film Festival. It went into wide release in Belgium and France on February 11, and in the Republic of Ireland on March 3. On February 2, 2010, it was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Animated Feature.

The story is set in the ninth century. Twelve-year-old Brendan is educated by his uncle, Abbot Cellach, who holds a firm grip on his nephew and expects him to follow in his footsteps. One day, Brendan meets Brother Aidan, a master illustrator who shows him the beauty of art and stimulates his creativity and fantasy. Finally, Brendan decides to break free in search of his dream: completing the valuable Book of Kells. On his journey through the forest, he has to face his biggest fears.

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I don't know if you would like it or not, i haven't seen it. So, yes...i suppose it was a trick. :)

Since I hurt my back, i've seen so many movies in the past month, I don't even know what I've seen anymore.

"Role Models" stuck out as a guilty pleasure comedy that will have you grinning so much at the end, you won't even realize it.

"Everything Is Illuminated" was pretty decent, if you're in the mood for one of those lonely character, quirky films.

I'll always recommend "Death At A Funeral" and "The Station Agent" for films not enough people have seen.

Try to track down the 2003 film "Avalon" or "Primer" if you can.....that is if you're looking for some obscure sci-fi.

Those are the few films I can recommend, that i think you may have not seen. The rest that I watched you've probably all ready seen.

I will try and track links to those down.
Bootleg .AVI files are my favorite way to steal pirated entertainment.

Filestube.com is my best friend. ;)

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by the by, is mediafire working for you yet? it keeps freezing up on me.

I can't seem to get megaupload to upload anything for me either.

I'm beginning to think, i might have some sort of funny problem with my computer, rather than the sites.

Although, I started to upload on rapidshare and they worked, but the links got deleted within 24 hrs, before I even got to send Zoran any links........am I being tracked or something?

Captions:

A: "Who pushed you down, Anne Hathoway?"

B: "Did you lose a contact lens, Anne Hathoway?"

C: "Is this your way of asking for Doggy, Anne Hathoway?"

VOTE!

jesus....what are you doing to me?

Filestube.com is my best friend. ;)

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by the by, is mediafire working for you yet? it keeps freezing up on me.

I can't seem to get megaupload to upload anything for me either.

I'm beginning to think, i might have some sort of funny problem with my computer, rather than the sites.

Although, I started to upload on rapidshare and they worked, but the links got deleted within 24 hrs, before I even got to send Zoran any links........am I being tracked or something?
Yes, maybe it's the Royal Canadian Mounted cybernetic defense brigade or something. Stuff gets deleted all the time.
I haven't tried to upload anything directly to Megaupload lately, with sharebee it creates a megaupload link for me as well as others.
Try Sharebee.

frackin' mounties.

i'll eat them....i'll bet they taste like Maple Syrup and Beaver ass.

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frackin' mounties.

i'll eat them....i'll bet they taste like Maple Syrup and Beaver ass.

They taste just like Canadian Bacon.

so does the Canadian Government..

Here's your new desktop, cuckoo!

he should say that more often in his political speeches.

all right...i got shit i gotta take care of.

I'm out for now :)

later cuckoo...

missed it by that much :)

I'm a fucking delinquent (http://www.sendspace.com/file/woa4vb) Part one :)
Intermission (http://www.sendspace.com/file/o39pzs)