I liked the Link Cosplay Elf girls.

They were fappy for some reason. :naughty:

I had a female Link pic.

Trainwreck of emotions XD

Probably not so much now, cuz, ya know.

i'd stick a rupee in that.

I had a female Link pic.

Trainwreck of emotions XD

Probably not so much now, cuz, ya know.

It did confuse me once. I just go with it now.

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i'd stick a rupee in that.

QED

Naoo...not that pic.

Cosplay girls. Just GIS-ed them.

Not so much anymore.

:confused:

They're all right. I'll stick to Doc's avatar as my #1 fap pic.

Wasn't there a Bill Brasky sketch where Will Ferrell talked about masturbating to the Teletubbies?

QED

:confused:

Latin for Thus it is demonstrated/proved.

Wasn't there a Bill Brasky sketch where Will Ferrell talked about masturbating to the Teletubbies?

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I hope so.

Latin for Thus it is demonstrated/proved.
Ah. GTK.

Wasn't there a Bill Brasky sketch where Will Ferrell talked about masturbating to the Teletubbies?

I Masturbate To The Teletubbies - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6OO0suqkA4)

kk, yw.

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I Masturbate To The Teletubbies - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6OO0suqkA4)

And there it is~

tyty

STS killed and raped STS in 1990.
http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/C/n/S/U/CnSU/fmjblow.gif

Don't you usually have to use your toe to pull the trigger on shotguns and rifles?

Just stick with a handgun.

STS killed and raped STS in 1990.


Does this mean we rape ourselves or each other?

Can't rape the willing.

Does this mean we rape ourselves or each other?

*edited for shame*

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Can't rape the willing.

Ninja Neg

His was way more concise and witty too. I fail.

He's had more practice with that answer.

Shit-shooters have been talking about drilling each other in the bums for far too long.

:rofldata:

And with that, I make my appearance.

Bud's new Bat signal. :)

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...and there are results for "Power Drill Bum". :-\

Bud's new Bat signal. :)

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/qwetry_2007/692731607.gif

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...and there are results for "Power Drill Bum". :-\



:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Of course Bud beat me to it. He's da masta.
Feckin thing wouldn't load.

My favorite part is that he appears to be using ear protection. :laugh:

Consider that added to my awesomest movies of all time to watch and fap to list. :)

In my justice system, everything is shit until proven otherwise. ;-)


5 min into poughkeepsie tapes and i started to cringe already

I saw it last week. Did I forget to write up a review of it?

My Nutshell review:

A big fat zero. :sad:

My favorite part is that he appears to be using ear protection. :laugh:

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/C/n/S/j/CnSj/nedunsee.gif

All right...what to do, what to do?

http://i55.tinypic.com/2z8dffl.gif

Let's wipe the mental pallette clean with more nerd pron...

In my justice system, everything is shit until proven otherwise. ;-)



I saw it last week. Did I forget to write up a review of it?

My Nutshell review:

A big fat zero. :sad:

it was this part that made me cringe.
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gif
the rest was okay. i liked the music more than the movie.

i couldnt stop laughing for a good 5 minutes with that bloody balloon :laugh:

Was that a "niters" from bud-butts?

:confused:

I guess it was.

Niters, bud?

http://ih3.redbubble.net/work.5097934.3.flat,550x550,075,f.that-scary-thing.jpg

umm.... niters Bud.
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gifhttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6482/balloonfetisho.gif

Was that a "niters" from bud-butts?

:confused:

I guess it was.

Niters, bud?

http://ih3.redbubble.net/work.5097934.3.flat,550x550,075,f.that-scary-thing.jpg

I'm sure it was just part 1. Or he wasn't lying and he is fapping.

I'm sure it was just part 1. Or he wasn't lying and he is fapping.

Bud takes his fapping very seriously.

I don't think he'd kid around about that.

....I really don't. :laugh:

Bud takes his fapping very seriously



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Dr. Malcolm: "See, here I'm now sitting by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos theory."

well speaking of fap...i found me some more blogs.
laters/niters/somethingers.

Dr. Malcolm: "See, here I'm now sitting by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos theory."

Weird.

I just finished listening to that soundtrack.

We should fap.

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Laters/Niters/Somethingers, Sparky.

Weird.

I just finished listening to that soundtrack.

We should fap.
I love that soundtrack. I have it somewhere. Garage? Storage? Box next to me?

I think it's one of Aden's faves too.

I think it's one of Aden's faves too.

I used to sleep to it.
Didn't find it. Did find 2 copies of Alapalooza though and some reggae.

I'm so close to having my music folder sorted out. :laugh:

I'm at the "T"s......so many "The"s.

You don't actually use The.

You put it at the end.

Who, The.
Beatles, The.

I'm so close to having my music folder sorted out. :laugh:

I'm at the "T"s......so many "The"s.

Stupid "The." iTunes auto parses it out thank god. My organizing just involves names sometimes and cover art.
I hate having that empty spot.

And then like

Katy Perry goes under P.

But, Dave Matthews Band goes under D.

I only have 1 of their albums, so shuddup. Hippie jam-band bastards. ~_~

You don't actually use The.

You put it at the end.

Who, The.
Beatles, The.

"Not I", said the cat.

I like the way it looks with the "The" upfront.

It varies. Depends what I'm organizing.

If it's CDs or DVDs I actually ignore the "The".

:confused: Don't ask, 'cuz I don't know.

I thought you were organizing cds?

I thought you were organizing cds?

Music folder.

CDs would only take an hour or two.

Music folder is a complete mess. I've been meaning to do this for over a year.

cock

cock

Your here so give me a title for a hip-hop mix.

There's only a couple things in my iTunes that I don't have physical copies of.

Maximum the Hormone albums (costly to import, though I should given everything else I import)
That Raine Maida solo EP
Toku stuff.

I had to rip almost everything for 10 songs.

There's only a couple things in my iTunes that I don't have physical copies of.

Maximum the Hormone albums (costly to import, though I should given everything else I import)
That Raine Maida solo EP
Toku stuff.

I had to rip almost everything for 10 songs.
I've bought like 1 CD in the past 3 years. I'm naughty.

I'll grab stuff before I buy it, sometimes.

Folie a Deux and Danger Days come to mind.

Your here so give me a title for a hip-hop mix.

What songs are on this mix?

What songs are on this mix?

That should be your title right there, IU. :D

That should be your title right there, IU. :D

:laugh:

What songs are on this mix?
Working title is "Suburban White Boy Gangsta"

1. Boondocks Theme - Asheru
2. Don't Touch Me (clean) - Busta Rhymes
3. Blue Velvet - Midicronica
4. Long Hard Times to Come - Gangstagrass
5. Smiley Faces - Gnarls Barkley
6. Young - Hollywood Undead
7. Yo Mama - Butterfingers
8. I Want It All/ We Will Rock You - Queen feat. Armageddon aka Geddy
9. Nothin' On You - B.o.B feat. Bruno Mars
10. When The Music Stops - Eminem

Or.....you could call it "White Dude Hits the Streets......Gunning Mix"

Or.....you could call it "White Dude Hits the Streets......Gunning Mix"

Interesting....it could work.
It's a "possible"

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I'll just tweak the tracklist and make a cover and this one may be ready.

Why a clean version? I'm intrigued.

Why a clean version? I'm intrigued.

I think it flows better. Not because of sensitive ears.

I have 157 albums I got in the past 2 months I haven't unzipped yet because of the 10 SONGS thing.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

That's a lot of new music. I won't even know where to start. :erm:

I have 157 albums I got in the past 2 months I haven't unzipped yet because of the 10 SONGS thing.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

That's a lot of new music. I won't even know where to start. :erm:

Best be givin' mah feedback before that shit unzips itself. *grrrr*

I have 157 albums I got in the past 2 months I haven't unzipped yet because of the 10 SONGS thing.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

That's a lot of new music. I won't even know where to start. :erm:

I take it that means you haven't touched any of the music I sent you? :)

I think it flows better. Not because of sensitive ears.

I can see that being the case.


I have 157 albums I got in the past 2 months I haven't unzipped yet because of the 10 SONGS thing.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

That's a lot of new music. I won't even know where to start. :erm:

o_O I don't think I've gotten 157 albums in the past decade.

I take it that means you haven't touched any of the music I sent you? :)

That Toki one you posted, I DL'ed but it must have been to the wrong folder. It's probably floating around the por......err, tv shows.

Porn. You can say it. We're all pervs here. :rofldata:

Porn is a wonderful thing.

Porn. You can say it. We're all pervs here. :rofldata:

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/C/o/i/A/CoiA/redface.gif

Best be givin' mah feedback before that shit unzips itself. *grrrr*

Yeah...yeah. You'll get it someday. :p I got half of the next one done.

It started to stop being fun, so I'm taking a break.
I want it to feel like a luxury and not like it's forced.
I don't want to be giving you guys feedback when I'm not enjoying myself.

...well, actually I'd have no problem giving your "Sickly Sweet Tome" feedback in a nasty mood. :laugh:


I take it that means you haven't touched any of the music I sent you? :)

I think I have about 8 or 9 of yours I haven't unzipped yet. :(

Sorry.


o_O I don't think I've gotten 157 albums in the past decade.

With the exception of some of the stuff HD was kind enough to send me, I haven't even started hunting down a lot of the other stuff I heard on all your guy's 10 SONGS that I want more of.

So...it'll be more soon.

i'm organizing. been doing it for a year and a half now... *sigh*
Im in the middle backing up my cd-rs (with data files rather than a music cd) and dvd-rs.

So my discs aren't fully backed up to my external hdd's just yet.
but so far, the number totals to around... (still a work in progress)
593GB / 67,723 files / 3,995 folders

And I plan to properly name the folders (get rid of uploaders names, etc), go through them with mp3tag and fix all the tags, remove embedded covers.
scan the files for any crc errors, scan the mp3's for any sort of small errors that can be fixed and then sort them to categories... :-\

>Lossless
..5.1 Surround Sound
..Other (Various Artists like The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, etc)
..Soundtrack
..Soundtrack (Game)
..Trailer-Production
..HD (Vinyl_SACD)

Lossy gets the same, but only less.

10 Songs gets its own category not in lossless/lossy :)

And 'The' is never counted as a word.
And I always ponder on titles like "A Beautiful Mind"....

actually I'd have no problem giving your "Sickly Sweet Tome" feedback in a nasty mood. :laugh:
Kind of the idea, right? :rolleyes:
But take your time seriously if its a burden.
No worries or Hakuna Matata since it's #1 again.

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ASPERGER LEVEL TECH STUFF

Tired just reading it.

Porn is a wonderful thing.

Indeed. :D

Tired just reading it.

i got tired trying to type it. even thinking of it. im getting myself a slurpee tomorrow. two. one big one and one small one to fap into and give to some poor shmuck.

Just don't say that about Amaury. You'll get chastised and people will ask you to think about what's wrong with YOU.

:rolleyes:

Kind of the idea, right? :rolleyes:
But take your time seriously if its a burden.
No worries or Hakuna Matata since it's #1 again.

Don't get me wrong.

I like doing it a lot actually.

It's nice to know what other folks think of your music. I mean, isn't that the whole reason we make mixes?

...but like anything else I like doing, if it becomes not fun, I take a break. :shrugs:

...it's a thing.

Don't get me wrong.

I like doing it a lot actually.

It's nice to know what other folks think of your music. I mean, isn't that the whole reason we make mixes?

...but like anything else I like doing, if it becomes not fun, I take a break. :shrugs:

...it's a thing.

That's how most people should operate. Of course the world oft times won't allow that. Pity.

im getting myself a slurpee tomorrow. two. one big one and one small one to fap into and give to some poor shmuck.

"Why is there melted frosting in my slurpee?"

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I like the cut of your jib.

We need a shrug emote
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/C/o/l/2/Col2/shrug.gif

Ninja fuckers.

Ninjas make Japanese dudes scowl. :)

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We need a shrug emote
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/C/o/l/2/Col2/shrug.gif

We need a lot of emoticons that we don't have. I suggest we petition S,A,M.

Having :169: would be enough for me.

And, to be fair, it doesn't take much to make Yaguruma scowl.

That probably shows better on Light

It does.

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zomg! i'm so close to 5k!!!! so close!! so closee!! SO CLOSE!!!

Having :169: would be enough for me.

I bet. :laugh:

zomg! i'm so close to 5k!!!! so close!! so closee!! SO CLOSE!!!

We're going to keep you here tonight, until you reach it.

:)

I bet. :laugh:

I see what you did there.

I honestly have no idea why they named it that. I stay out of their spam thread. I just hang out in their commerce section.

:laugh: actually, I can see that happening. with or without your hand forcing me.

Sparky's far outpacing Lye.

If I keep fucking around with the post count, Sparky'll overtake me. :shock:

zomg! i'm so close to 5k!!!! so close!! so closee!! SO CLOSE!!!

time for

For the first time in my life, Spam gave me the shits.

I don't know what happened. :confused:

Spam I will not do. Vienna sausages make me gag.

But, I'll eat potted meat.

http://www.thescifiworld.net/img/smilies/stargate/daniel/daniel_new_anime005.gif
oh crappers. finally came across my first 7.1 audio stream :sad: i was afraid this day would come... http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/bawling.gif
I don't know what to do! *sigh*

This looks like a job for............
Sparkman!!!
(i need a theme song, some fancy titles, and a few explosions then end on a Charlies Angels silhouette)

I read that as fancy titties.

Spam I will not do. Vienna sausages make me gag.

But, I'll eat potted meat.

What about Summer Sausage?

Sparky'll overtake me. :shock:

Soon...
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/169.gif

I read that as fancy titties.

Freud was right?

I read that as fancy titties.

Umm...... I guess I can try work that in.... :confused:

I read that as fancy titties.

*tee-hee*

I read that as fancy titties.

I think you saw Charlie's Angels and your mind did the rest. :)

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Soon...
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/169.gif

No streets, just the world.

I walk around the house with giant summer sausages a la Henry VIII

Charlie's Angels
I wouldn't mind having that movie on bluray. And it wouldn't really matter if I got the second one (in a double pack).
That's the only way I'm going to watch the second one.
I tried to when it was tv a 100 times, but could never finish it.
Only remember the dirt bike scene and by then I was like ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Only remember the dirt bike scene and by then I was like ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

So your good taste is still working. That's good.

Just don't say that about Amaury. You'll get chastised and people will ask you to think about what's wrong with YOU.

:rolleyes:

Where is Rob, lately?

I think I might have scared him away.

Where is Rob, lately?

He must have run when it occurred to him that he had become his worst nightmare......

.....a STS regular. :laugh:

I'm not entirely convinced Amaury is a human.

I'm not entirely sure this pancake is safe to eat.

He must have run when it occurred to him that he had become his worst nightmare......

.....a STS regular. :laugh:

Like that mirror in Neverending Story. He saw his true self and ran away sssscccccccccrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaammmmming

For Rob, if you're out there:




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I'm not entirely sure this pancake is safe to eat.


Let me at it.

I'll fuck it up. :mad:

Let me at it.

I'll fuck it up. :mad:

YEAH!!!!!

FUCK HIM UP!!!!!

YEAH!!!!!

FUCK HIM UP!!!!!

:shock:

It's not that serious. :seriouscuckooface: :laugh:

YEAH!!!!!

FUCK HIM UP!!!!!

*removes shirt I'm not wearing*
LET'S DO THIS!

17 posts and we'll let you go, Sparky.


....a LOT can happen in 17 posts. :naughty:

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*removes shirt I'm not wearing*
LET'S DO THIS!

FUCK HIM UP!!!

FUCK HIM UP!!!

X-Men: First Class Behind The Scenes Creating Magneto Erik Lehnsherr theme - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a21inAO41XI)

Neat!! This is awesome!!!

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....a LOT can happen in 17 posts. :naughty:

:ashine: why do I hear Magneto's theme?? :ashine:

:ashine: why do I hear Magneto's theme?? :ashine:

Close the other tab.............:p

:ashine: why do I hear Magneto's theme?? :ashine:

Um...:confused:...because you have that youtube video playing?

:p

:ashine: why do I hear Magneto's theme?? :ashine:

Because evil's afoot. Run, motherfucker!! :mad:

Close the other tab.............:p


Um...:confused:...because you have that youtube video playing?

:p

:laugh: Oh Spark--------

Because evil's afoot. Run, motherfucker!! :mad:

:shock:
http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm443/henriquebulatao/Pivotal/run.gif

GET HIM!!!!! HE'S NOT AT 5000 YET!!!

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!

Actually.... for once....15 might be difficult :laugh:

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Can't catch me~
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp264/tomiluk/HomerRunningGif.gif

:laugh:

I'll squeeze some fap posts out of you.
Just have to go get some tits.
Mental drained my reserves.

We've only just begun......

What Neg said.

We've only just begun...... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75wDuEhmVZY)

You know me all too well, sparky.

Who did the music for 1408?

Seems like a Graeme Revell type of flick.

I bet I can outlast you guys.


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Who did the music for 1408?

Seems like a Graeme Revell type of flick.

Gabriel Yared :)

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You know me all too well, sparky.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/169.gif

Gabriel Yared.

Who knew?

I should fap on Graeme's pillow for that.

I should fap on my own pillow for that.

:smrt:

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Oooooooooooooooooooor you can take advantage of the Express Checkout System...

js.

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15 more sleeps and I can pre-order...




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bollux! it doesn't seem these combined posts are counting towards my total post count :sad:

This is funny:
On Rick Perry and Superman - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QVMan7Mgy4)

I should show this to Ari. :)

bollux! it doesn't seem these combined posts are counting towards my total post count :sad:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

spacer post

oh yeah. NOW you guys post :laugh: :sad:

Hope these are to Spork's taste...

spacer post.

oh yeah. NOW you guys post :laugh: :sad:

quote

Hope these are to Spork's taste...


These are :)
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/emot-fappery.gif

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spacer post.


quote

spacer quote.

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bloody hell!!! i did it again!! :mad:

zwuh.

i did another combind post.

.

Almost there..........
Fly me to the moooooooon.

zwuh?

..

cuckoo is the sexy one.

Elle, viet chick with boobs

:fap:

cuckoo is the sexy one.

Oh i see...
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll10svuXbV1qimz76o1_400.gif

green titties

I don't know how I feel about that

green titties I feel

misquote

On Left: The World
On Right: STS
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2rrfET8m1qi1nweo1_400.gif

Type faster Spork.

Type faster Spork.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4mun2uclu1qamgw7.gif

Must go faster......

grblx

On Left: The World
On Right: STS
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2rrfET8m1qi1nweo1_400.gif

We're gonna fuck the world's pillow up.

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Is there a hot blonde sucking Sparktank's cock as he types?

They kicked you off the team?

so close so close so close so close...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4mtwpInuf1qamgw7.gif
On Left: STS
On Right: STS
...:erm:

I was kicked off the team?

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I wish I had a hot blonde sucking on my cock. :sad:

Is there a hot blonde sucking Sparktank's cock as he types?

Then all his posts would be "fhudhbsaasjbf hbjfdabjlbr fj"

Fucking go for it, Sparky!!!! :mad:

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Then all his posts would be "fhudhbsaasjbf hbjfdabjlbr fj"

It still counts.

5,000!!!!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4mu1maQ571qamgw7.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4mu18KJpR1qamgw7.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4mtq7KdPp1qamgw7.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4mtm1uYNH1qamgw7.gifhttp://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/wthmd5.jpghttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcgsq1vk9g1qzr2th.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcwyliJVgR1qzr2th.gifhttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpx6u3E0fP1qk7v05o1_500.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcwyynageD1qzr2th.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5avgo1z871qamgw7.gif

50,000!!!!!

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you prematurely ejaculated in one of these pictures

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got ninja'd by IU


figures

5,000!!!!!

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fixed :smrt:

Well that's over with.
Gonna DL Breaking Bad, fap, sleep.
Niters.

...with a nap.

now where's my damned 5k pic!

Well that's over with.
Gonna DL Breaking Bad, fap, sleep.
Niters.

So good tonight. So good.

Niters, IU.

sleep now

pussy

:laugh: niters all.
ima go...umm......fap 5k times??? :confused:

niters.

niters

now where's my damned 5k pic!

I looked for one....but I'm tired....none of them were funny or remotely interesting.

:rofldata:

Congrats.

You're pillow has immunity for the night.

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Yeah.....I'm doing the niters now too.

Pillows all over the world, join threads.

Porn is a wonderful thing.

i'm old. i done so much pron...the hits just don't hit any more....not that i went way of the bondage/gay/kiddie/livestock route.... i just porned-myself-out.

Private Adult Porn Movies, Videos, Supreme XXX Porn Video Collection (http://www.private.com) <<< you bastards !

thats why hint-of-nipple or the house-working-chix or marriage-minded chix do "it" for me these days.

7 ages of man + one right here ladies.

gotta catch up still.

Chuck Norris Fisting Pron
http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/movie-gifs-169.gif

niters, melvin

For the first time in my life, Spam gave me the shits.

I don't know what happened. :confused:

might've been a quarter century outa date ! check that label...

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Just have to go get some tits.
Mental drained my reserves.

i get that alot !

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No Doc today ?? Must be out selling those organs & limbs again !

He won't let me come grave diggin' with him.

I up and ready to take on the day.

I BRING YOU ALL MANNER OF JOYS.

apart from the music !

[I accept Paypal & major credit cardz.]

Sexy Zehia Dehar and the Cat Cave : theCHIVE (http://thechive.com/2011/05/12/weve-all-seen-the-gif-the-hq-video-will-blow-your-mind-video/)

Was gonna just copy the Gif,....but, fuck man !! i owe you guys.....

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/a-aniston_wii_gif_world_of_warcraft_or_ps3-s500x364-110664-580.gif

I had one of these. It was the shit.



So did I. I must still have it somewhere in my house...:). And as my parents never had to relocate, I still have more or less all my childhood stuff. except what my grandmother destroyed when she had her patented access of violence.

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1242176_o.gif

Hi/Bye,

Cue female agression Gif :

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/tumblr_ljpk6w4h8T1qg4blro1_500.gif

Fuck, guys! I mean... FUCK! You inconsiderate bastards. See how much I had to read?


The universe is telling you something.

Every day. I laugh with indifference and fap in its ugly face.


Niters doc.

Yay. :D


Cuckoo liked it; I hated it.

It's on my list. I'm going to middle it just to be different.


VHS WASTELAND, YOUR HOME FOR HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF RARE, STRANGE, AND FORGOTTEN VHS COVERS (http://serialkillercalendar.com/serialkillercalendar/VHSWASTELAND/index.html)

Jebus. That's golden. :D


Interesting thought, dick wrapped in tinfoil+electrical outlet.

How'd that work out for you? Was there smoke?


I can see it now, prehistoric cuckoo fapping on sleeping rocks in a cave in prehistoric Canada.

Isn't prehistoric Canada is the same as modern Canada?


... razorwire up the cooch is what I remember most about the movie.

I like the sound of this. Unsex that bitch and murder sleep.


knives enter the belly button easier.

:shock: Ouchy.


hey Sparky I got the Stargate pics I took up in the toy thread.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9148286-original.html)

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:


I'd blush, but not really that type.

My manly cock blushed ... no wait... that's just friction burns. :erm: Tit pics? I missed those.


I think I'm done with Zelda. Yeah.

I'm not. But I am. No Wii. It offended my idea of what a console should be.


I'll stick to Doc's avatar as my #1 fap pic.

You and me both. Simultaneously. :naughty: Let's compare.




Whut? How? Jesus, that's unsanitary. Why is he looking directly at me?


You don't actually use The.

You put it at the end.

Who, The.
Beatles, The.

This begs the question: Where do you put The The ... huh?


Porn is a wonderful thing.

It is. Not just for the obvious reasons. It keeps perverts off the streets and sex crime is lessened.

A good hard cock pull removes the urge to go sex-pest some poor bitch or bastard at the pub.


:laugh: actually, I can see that happening. with or without your hand forcing me.

He is most forceful with that hand of his. :naughty:


Where is Rob, lately?


I think I might have scared him away.

You two made a cute comedy duo. :laugh:


No Doc today ?? Must be out selling those organs & limbs again !

He won't let me come grave diggin' with him.

Then I'd have to share the cold dead poon tang. It's alls mines I tell ya.


... my grandmother destroyed when she had her patented access of violence.

Having kids will do that to a woman. Sometimes it takes 30 years but it's inevitable. And yes, it's too late to abort when they hit 30. :sad:

Smoke, fire, and eletrical hilarity :laugh:

Lucky it was a "volunteer" and not me :).

Lucky it was a "volunteer" and not me :).

Gotta give cuckoo credit, he's game for anything. :p

:rofldata:

Food time. Back in a bit.

http://i.imgur.com/NDenB.gif

Laters

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Cuckoo had a score request thread??

Did all the things have goatse pics as an added "bonus"

Look out. Digby is en-route.



Scarlet is the new Grey. (Geddit? Cunts. :sad:)

:rofldata:

Thats right before he locks the door and starts fapping.

Holy mother of F and UCK. I used to do this too. I've never told anyone because... you know... it's straight-jacket talk. :erm:

He is really there, they dont want you to know that. They keep you confined in the norms of reality.

:erm: :erm:

I'll take three.



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He is really there, they dont want you to know that. They keep you confined in the norms of reality.

We can fap together during garden hour at the asylum. :D You howl like a hyena and I'll honk like a goose. Good times.

:doc:

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DC Universe Online Is going F2P

:retardedlaughingcrocodilegif:

DC Universe Online Is going F2P

Does F2P mean Free 2 Play? I'm not hip enough to decode modern acronyms. :sad:

Yes it does :)

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No subsription fee and free download.

Cool. I'd consider checking that out. I heard it was a broken game but I'd still want to see for myself. :D

Feck, visitor. Must close STS. back soon

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free download.

Woot! :D

Its for both PS3 and PC.

laters doc, Im heading to class.

I need niters. Up over 24 hrs straight, can't sleep.

Hmph. I never got a congrats on 5,000 posts.....mumble grumble.

@ Doc...yea, tit pics. A while ago. How didjya miss 'em?

Bet Sparky still knows where thety are. he's a fan. Of mine I mean. EVERYONE'S a fan of tits....:)

b

Just woke up...what to do, what to do?

http://i55.tinypic.com/2z8dffl.gif

Why choose? Fap, nap, fap again. if ya can. I can. Again, and again, and again, and again. Then it gets a tad sore, but hey, no pain no gain, right?

**god I need to sleep**

or fap.

Probably both.

Though, dunno if I can call it fapping, per se.....need a new term..

You ever been woken up by being fapped? My ex used to do it to (for?) me. Put me in a good mood all day. :p

And that, peeps, is the secret to to a happy relationship.

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EVERYONE'S a fan of tits....:)

There is much truth in this.

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Books. You're doing it wrong.



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Oh fuck yes!

Holy mother of F and UCK. I used to do this too. I've never told anyone because... you know... it's straight-jacket talk. :erm:



I used to do that, too!

(I still do it.)

In my mind, it was Mario.

STS ... making your dreams come true.

You ever been woken up by being fapped? My ex used to do it to (for?) me.

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Move in. She's incapacitated.



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Fap? :confused:

238523

For y'all, waking up to fapping is a wonderful, joyous occasion. To me, it's just another rude awakening...different perspectives....

STS ... making your dreams come true.



I was thinking more Sunset Riders.

Ummm....what good is that chick for fapping? Every major (and minor) port is blocked from access....just saying.

NO, her ears don't count

To me, it's just another rude awakening..

I'm subtle. Cuckoo hasn't woken up yet. :naughty:

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I was thinking more Sunset Riders.

I had to google. I don't think I've ever played that. :sad:

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I just saw a pic of a woman with a tattoo on her anus. :shock: WTF is wrong with people these days?

I just saw a pic of a woman with a tattoo on her anus. :shock: WTF is wrong with people these days?

Um...and why the fuck isn't it posted here? :-P

Um...and why the fuck isn't it posted here? :-P

I got up as close as I could but can't read what it says.

Hmmm...looks like that "Lord of the Rings" type scripture.

Right now, I'm downloading "Zookeeper"...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrraux97IZ1qb0uwf.gif

Laugh it up, fuzzball. :p

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9qbuq5UY1qf7r5lo1_500.gif

I'll admit...I liked Paul Blart:

I thought maybe you had a hard-on for Rosario Dawson...

































...or zoo animals? :shock:

Both at once. :naughty:

That's what I call having your cake and eating it. :D

JFTR. I'd fuck Malon for sure... in the barn while Epona watched. That's how I roll.

Totally. Bow chicka wow wow.

You ever been woken up by being fapped? My ex used to do it to (for?) me. Put me in a good mood all day. :p

And that, peeps, is the secret to to a happy relationship.
Too much doc sex life info? No one forced you to read it.

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/C/p/W/s/CpWs/fap.gif

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/C/p/W/s/CpWs/fap.gif

I'm an inspiration to a new generation of masturbators? I can die happy.

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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp07jtx6Bp1qg3321o1_500.gif

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Scott... you deserve this.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li5lnpBPrE1qg4s5uo1_500.gif

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http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpe53jyBlM1qb78qno1_400.gif

You two made a cute comedy duo. :laugh:

:rofldata:

It was like Baby Bunson & Baby Beaker on Muppet Babies.


Gotta give cuckoo credit, he's game for anything. :p

:)

The smell of singed pubes of the cuckoo is something only the most privileged are graced with.


Cuckoo had a score request thread??

Did all the things have goatse pics as an added "bonus"

Yeah....some of those cocks got uber-greedy and I shut down shop.

One fucker, I swear had the nerve to request 50 scores from my list.

Fuck him and his little dog in the ass.


You ever been woken up by being fapped? My ex used to do it to (for?) me. Put me in a good mood all day. :p
And that, peeps, is the secret to to a happy relationship.

I had an ex who would do that. It was nice.

Deal was I had give favors in return while she slept.

It was a good deal. Everybody wins.


I'm subtle. Cuckoo hasn't woken up yet. :naughty:

Haven't I? :-*

Haven't I?


Hmmm...looks like that "Lord of the Rings" type scripture.

I wonder if when she gets fucked up the ass, the guy disappears?

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

I got up as close as I could but can't read what it says.



I'm pretty sure if you google whoever she is you'll find the answer.

It says "Jarrod's Little Fuck Doll".

Thanks google. :)

Imagine her walking into your tattoo parlor requesting that tattoo?

Take a picture of your work to savor that day. :D

Why am I still signed in? :confused: Usually it drops out when I go to the shop.



It was like Baby Bunson & Baby Beaker on Muppet Babies.

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:


I had an ex who would do that. It was nice.

Deal was I had give favors in return while she slept.

It was a good deal. Everybody wins.

We lead a charmed life.
In return for my morning glory I had to listen to her bullshit throughout the day. It was just about worth it.


Haven't I? :-*

Haven't I?

You sly dog. :shock:

Why am I still signed in? :confused: Usually it drops out when I go to the shop.


You keep this up when you leave?

I don't even keep this window open if I go the bathroom or grab a drink.

If the door comes between me and the computer I close it down. :laugh:

I shut it down when I have a visitor calling but if I just nip to the shop or to the neighbour's lawn I leave it minimised.

It usually signs itself out after 5 or 10 minutes (amaury knows... down to the very second) but it didn't today.

I wonder why mine never signs out.

I know there's a few of you guys that get that function.

It's perverted, you perverts.

There is a tick box thing on sign-in that says "remember me" or something :foreveralone:

Maybe you've ticked it?

Plus I clear my history every night before sleep... because... :erm:

I guess you're forced to remember all your passwords?

Bastard Arabic subtitles! :mad:

History is good for finding stuff you liked but didn't save at the time.

I never clear history.


Yes, I mean porn.

I guess you're forced to remember all your passwords?

Yea. I never use the same one for anything. It's a nightmare.

I have a few that I use with slight variations and it takes 3 or 4 tries to get the right one if I haven't been there in a while.

Bastard Arabic subtitles! :mad:

That's what you get for not being Arabic.

History is good for finding stuff you liked but didn't save at the time.

I never clear history.


Yes, I mean porn.

Sometimes in this thread you click on something and it's worse than bud's picture of a man with a power drill up his ass. :p

I don't want that in my history.

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That's what you get for not being Arabic.

The dialogue is English but I can't watch with that shit hard-coded onto it. Not amused. :mad:

I delete my history at the end of the week, especially the GIS history.

Meh, if anything is going to happen to you because of you viewing history (or anything ever) it's going to happen.

No use in worrying. Not worth the stress.

The dialogue is English but I can't watch with that shit hard-coded onto it. Not amused. :mad:

I'll bet it's The Little Mermaid.

Those Arabs love fish chicks.

Don't you find if your history is too full it slows down your browser? I don't always delete cookies but history can be 100's of pages a day.

I've never noticed a difference.

I'll bet it's The Little Mermaid.

Those Arabs love fish chicks.

It was the little time travelling pervert, the episode with the pop princess along for the ride.

IE9 sometimes stops recording history for some reason.

Dr. Who?

Dr. Who?

Shh.... BBC will hear you. :shock:

BBC

IE9 sometimes stops recording history for some reason.

WTF are you using that shitty browser for anyhow?

Browsers are free.

Get some Opera. Be the smartest of all internet users, like me

:smug:

It was the little time travelling pervert, the episode with the pop princess along for the ride.

Billie or Kylie?

They're both pop princesses.

--------

Off to the vet.

Cute vet girl is going to teach me how to brush cathead's remaining teeth. :laugh:

---

This morning when I went to go visit my grandmama at the hospital, Grandpappy offered to help pay for my own dentist bill.

I am the reliefs. That's a HUGE load off my shoulders.

*tweet-tweet*

Laters.

Billie or Kylie?

They're both pop princesses.

Kylie. She of the ass that needs some doc on it.

Good luck with catface. :D Don't date a vet. Not a good idea.

This man is a masochist:
Thunderf00t -Westboro Baptist Church (full interview) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTSbfs32yCU)

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WTF are you using that shitty browser for anyhow?

It's what I'm used to, and I'm too lazy to download Opera or Chrome.

As much stuff as you dl and you can't spare 10 seconds for a browser dl?

She couldn't possibly be saying anything interesting, anyway.

As much stuff as you dl and you can't spare 10 seconds for a browser dl?

I have selective laziness. :laugh: