oh...and hi, Allen! :D

Hi Cuckoo, Doc! Everyone else that is lurking. :D


Shit, I almost forgot mental wanted some freaky goings on on page 800. So here goes. I think it's fake. I hope it is.


Congrats your post marks 20,000. :D

Shit, I almost forgot mental wanted some freaky goings on on page 800. So here goes. I think it's fake. I hope it is.
http://i47.tinypic.com/e96m2w.gif

gross, dude.

yeah, it's fake though....check out how large his lower torse is under the arm that's shot.....it's too big to be real.

Congrats your post marks 20,000. :D

wow....we're getting old here at 'Shoot The Shit'.

remember the days when.....

Remember when I was first to post other then the original STS "Hi, Welcome VGM people" or something along the lines?


Great times~


Who let the Film Score/VGM Hunt guys out!?!?


What? where? Release the hounds!


Thanks for the update!



Ooh, a hottie! I think I like this place now... :naughty:

Yeah, uh...we kind of got kicked out.


Wow, then welcome guys to the rest of the forums!


3,400 posts? Man, we've got a lot of catching up to do...


"rest of the forums"?

i'm scared.......budarc....hold me.................no, not in that way.....more like a "Shaggy/Scooby" hold me way.....which might be just as weird.......so....on second thought....um.......yeah......awkward much?


So why the sudden thread in General Discussion?


bi0h4zard yelled at us.


Ah, well we don't yell in GD. Though we might insult. Not me though Im one of the nicer people. :)

Hi Asamiya. :) We have lurkers? I'll write a prescription.


Congrats your post marks 20,000. :D

I didn't even notice. http://i45.tinypic.com/wt905f.gif

I should have posted those pictures of me and Angelina Jolie getting off with plastic corn cobs.

I'm a lurker! :D

I'm a lurker! :D

You want that prescription on pink post it notes or cereal packet?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3495/3285439342_62601f4555_o.gif

Plus, I'm not allowed sharp things, so it will have to be in crayon.

Cursed invisible drug induced bugs.

Forget it. It won't hotlink.

I'm a lurker! :D

CC's are #1 lurker :D :D :D

...and dude...you want those prescriptions of Doc's on cereal packets.

Once you get enough of 'em you can start trading 'em with rest of the shit-shooters.

:D

we like to trade prescription drugs.....it usually means the emergency room will be busy that night.

http://images.dr3vil.com/files/default/BellyBump.gif

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

you guys get that show over there?

it's great....really, really stupid....but great.

you guys get that show over there?

it's great....really, really stupid....but great.

I've no idea what it is. It just made me laugh.



[img]http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/1698.gif

I've no idea what it is. It just made me laugh.
it's a Canadian sitcom called "Trailer Park Boys"....shot like a documentary.

Fuckin' great show....all the swearing, drugs, booze you could want. It's not on anymore...but they live on in the hearts of trashy Canadians everywhere




everyday one of us gets hit with this damn bug.....looks like today it was you, Doc.

Bug? What do you mean?

that bug where it seems like every other pic we post doesn't want to show up.

Yea. It was on my screen until I refreshed a few times then it went away. You'll just have to delve into the deepest recesses of your imagination and visualise what it may have been. And I think I'll be right when I say it was tame compared to whatever you come up with. :)

http://casalocony.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/hxzcy.gif Don't eat the green bananas

This guy didn't make it to the Olympics.

http://www.yaves.es/images/Experimentos_Fotos/21-10/03.gif

This one is the best. :)

http://www.yaves.es/images/Experimentos_Fotos/21-10/07.gif

i wish my friends trusted me enough to let me do that to them

i wish my friends trusted me enough to let me do that to them

Buy them hookers. :)

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112009/1257537803_michael-moore-vs-burgers.gif

WARNING. FLASHING LIGHTS. REALLY.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1255604911_epilepsi.gif

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112009/1257537803_michael-moore-vs-burgers.gif
the bug :)

WARNING. FLASHING LIGHTS. REALLY.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1255604911_epilepsi.gif

oooh....more bug.

one more time!

BASTARDS. Tinypic eat my shite. Lets see if this one stays.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1255605431_japanese_anchor_girl.gif

BASTARDS. Tinypic eat my shite. Lets see if this one stays.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1255605431_japanese_anchor_girl.gif

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

http://i33.tinypic.com/2w7ls93.gifhttp://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1255686613_guys-flips-out-from-his-pan.gif

So Robert Zemeckis is planning on a 3D remake of The Yellow Submarine.

ummm....what?


when is this guy gonna go back to live action films?

and why would you even try to.....yeah....nevermind.......if i was still doing the drugs, this might actually be pretty exciting news.

Blue Meanie auditions didn't go well.

gross.


just gross.

Shouldn't this be sexy? It's not. Or is it just me?

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1255689450_rosario_dawson_tonguing.jpg.gif

Shouldn't this be sexy? It's not. Or is it just me?

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1255689450_rosario_dawson_tonguing.jpg.gif
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

they should pay you to post non-existant pictures

You pulling my leg? It's there for me.

http://i48.tinypic.com/eupts1.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/983550)

nope...it's not there, dude.

tinypic swiped it again....

....

and what the hell is that thing?

where is it's head?

It's still there for me. Rosario Dawson doing something with her tongue. It's not really that exciting. Someone at tinypic will regret going to sleep when I find out where they live.

Isn't that 4 legged thing just the coolest? It's a robot with a gyro system, designed to stop it falling over.

how long do you think before someone (probably anyname :rolleyes:) tells us that the "Let's fight like gentlemen!" thread IS NOT Shoot The Shit.

how long do you think before someone (probably anyname :rolleyes:) tells us that the "Let's fight like gentlemen!" thread IS NOT Shoot The Shit.

One thread can't contain our amazingness.

we are sexy bitches

http://i37.tinypic.com/6713m1.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/983556)

is that us on our train ride to the big fight?

BASTARDS. Tinypic eat my shite. Lets see if this one stays.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1255605431_japanese_anchor_girl.gif

They did it again. TINYPIC KILL FUCK DIE.

http://i36.tinypic.com/2eusdjt.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/983557)

Lucky brown trousered ped.

ahh yes.....didn't you post that before? or was that Mental?

it was one of you future guys.

Wasn't me. Don't think so.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1256120343_cat_on_chopper.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/983558)

Wasn't me. Don't think so.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1256120343_cat_on_chopper.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/983558)
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif
tinypic will come to regret this day.

They are from a site called gif bin, the links I'm using are the IMG code for Forums/Message boards. They show up on that site. Maybe they know it's me. Are they watching me now? Jeez, maybe I'd better put some clothes on and remove these rubber bands.

yeah....i think gifbin has us tagged or something.

we should eat them too.

Dhalsim is my gynaecologist.
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

http://devila.com/pictures/anonymous1396.gif

is that your "I am sure am mighty proud of me for that there funny, but let's keep going, I'm on a roll" gif?

Can't you just feel the little mans excitement? Either that or the queue to the urinal is chock-a-block.

why hasn't that いぶき person from the "fight" thread come and insulted STS yet?

We should be feeling left out.......they insulted all the other threads :(

...

actually, now that i think about it, it's a regular with a sock puppet that knows to just plain avoid STS at all costs.

I hadn't noticed. Maybe いぶき means "I love STS". I think we intimidate people. :)

look at all the active threads these past 10 minutes.....いぶき has invaded all the threads but ours.........maybe いぶき does mean "love thy shit-shooter"

Shall we lay down the gauntlet in the laying down of the gauntlet thread? In a civilised gentlemanly manner.

http://www.creepygif.com/images/full/600.gif

i think you should give up the images for the day, Doc.....they just ain't working for ya.......you got bitten by the bug bad...real bad.

Understood. I'm going to start using some other host. What was the name of that one Zoran mentioned?

I didn't see that.....Zoran and I have been passing through the night with eachother lately......i'm on, he's not....he's on, I'm not.

it's sexy.

I should be going in a few minutes. I feel like watching a movie before sleep creeps up behind me and slips me the somnambulistic hand.

Only, I can't decide what to watch. :(

Something with Shelley Long or Kirstie Alley.

they both make good movies.

I seem to have lost my Kirsty Alley collection. I think I gave it to the bearded weirdo that hops on one leg outside the movie theatre. His sandwich board says "I love it in the Alley" so I thought I'd make his day.

sucks to be you.

That movie with Tim Allen and her, where they live with the Amish and all sorts of hijinks ensue.....classic. absolute classic.

I just don't remember what it's called or have ever seen it, so I couldn't tell much more.

all right, man.....i got shit i gotta take care of.

niters :)

Hijinks? I'm missing out on Tim Allen hijinks? How will I ever sleep now, knowing that? You've cursed me. Tinypic brought me to my knees, and cuckoo kicks me when I'm down.

(http://img24.imageshack.us/i/tinyj.jpg/)

niters. :)

so i'm doing laundry and it dawned on me.

That TV show "Entourage" is man's answer to "Sex In The City", isn't it?

just saying that's all.

I don't know I have never seen the Entourages. But you know what show is not like Sex in the City?
Star Wars.

WHY SO DEAD

WHY SO DEAD

who knew?

BAHAHA fucking rofl

Nooooooo! Well, Star Wars is everywhere...

Tick Tock, Tick Tock...

most of those faeries look like the types who aren't afraid to fart at someone else's house.

Yeah they are Brian Froud.

I have no idea who he is.

I'm assuming a painter.

Just for that I'm coming over to your house to fart.

Coool. I can always open a window.
Brian Froud most famously was the illustrator behind the look of The Dark Crystal.

ahhh...yes.

it did look familiar....he did all those paintings in this book i have for The Dark Crystal

Yup, that's the guy.

KILL ME D:!

Cafferty, Helen. “Changing Times.” Women in German Yearbook.
2009. Issue 25, p1-4. Academic Search Premier. Ebsco. Web.28 January 2010.Genz, Stephanie. “Singled Out: Postfeminism's “New Woman” and the Dilemma of Having It All.” Journal of Popular Culture. Feb2010, Vol. 43 Issue 1, p97-119. Academic Search Premier. Ebsco. Web. 13 February 2010.Harris, Sharon. “Transnational Paradigms as Feminist Lenses.” Early American Literature. Nov2009, Vol. 44 Issue 3, p649-651. Academic Search Premier. Ebsco. Web. 28 January 2010.
Ibrahim, Syazliyati. "Malay women's responses to a changing world: a feminist postcolonial reading of Ellina binti Abdul Majid's Perhaps in Paradise/Les reponses des femmes malaisiennes a un monde en mutation: une lecture feministe post-coloniale de Peut-etre au Paradis d'ellina binti Abdul Majid." Academic OneFile. 2009. Vol. 5 Issue 5, p26. Gale. 15 Feb. 2010.Logan, Lisa. “The Importance of Women to Early American Study.” Early American Literature. Nov2009. Vol. 44 Issue 3. p641-648. Academic Search Premier. Ebsco. Web. 28 January 2010.

Fuck spaces. Fuck formatting.

/me kills Eleni

/me dies

My eyes just crossed staring at those words.

Look at that piece of property right there ;)

yeah just like cattle.

Rick rocks!
Rick rules!

He also sometimes says

Happy to help you out.

I will post weird pictures after I finish my work, I've been lacking on my shots!

DO WORK! :D

Get shit done!

Doooo eeeet!

was that Captain Power?

Pew-pew-pew!

shoot the TV!!!!

Yes, pew pew pew pew, shoot the TV.

We're called " getting productive shit done" now?

isn't that like calling a Steak dinner a vegatarian dish?

this thread is the worst when I'm trying to be productive....

Oh the irony.

irony has never been so sexy.

We're called " getting productive shit done" now?



This might be my fault x:
Sorries! XD

I guess we're supposed to get upset and rant for a few pages now, the fans demand it.

This might be my fault x:
Sorries! XD


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i don't think any of us care.

I guess we're supposed to get upset and rant for a few pages now, the fans demand it.
roar.

Grrr, yawn.

Doooo eeeet!




Captain Power?! Do ya now where I could watch it and if the light gun thing would still work even if it's from a computer?

Discworld!! <3

There are VHS tapes of it out there, check Ebay.

Discworld!! <3

That's discworld? I jsutr saved it cuz of turtle eliphant world.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3269632-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3269635-original.html)

That's discworld? I jsutr saved it cuz of turtle eliphant world.




Yeah, that is discworld. They talk about whether the turtle is female/male, where it's going, etc.

Yeah discworld is good.

Girl Rufio

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3269680-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3269679-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3269678-original.html)

i used to have a 'Discworld' down the street from me.....it didn't look anything like these places.

http://www.funnydb.com/gifbig_531225481585.gif

"getting productive shit done (NSFW)"

sounds like a euphamism for masturbating for the good of man kind.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

"oh cuckoo...you're a comedic genius!"

I know I know

"but seriously...you should be shot"

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3269724-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3269727-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3269731-original.html)

The guy who played "Boner" on Growing Pains has gone missing here in Vancouver these past few days.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nA8t7ZFEOBI/Sb-qjKCVubI/AAAAAAAAAWM/WYUlIYy-NEo/s400/boner.JPG

I wonder if we could be remembered as the city that killed Boner during the Winter Olympics.

Yeah I heard about that. I hope he turns up.

I hope he turns up alive......apparently he sent a note to his folks, who said he sounded really depressed in it......not a good sign for missing peoples.

Not a good sign at all.
Hope they find the body! :)

we're pretty good at finding bodies here :)

i'm finding my body right now to the comedy stylings of Jonathan Winters at this very moment......:eye:

....

:-\ i'm not sure what i mean by that, but i'm suddenly feeling icky.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/02/19/the-goonies-25th-anniversary-event-announced/

is anybody really surprised Corey Feldman is the first to say yes to an appearance at the Goonies 25th Anniversary on it's film locations.........no not really.

what I am surprised about is they're letting that douchebag play a show there.....
"Truth Movement - Corey Feldman’s Pink Floyd inspired class rock band will start their 2010 summer tour here in Astoria."

if you haven't heard him, go ahead and youtube Corey Feldman singing........it's embarrassing for anybody to watch.

mornin' guys....

sorry but i'm gonna be ....under acheiving on here today.

old fart neighbor decides throwing [what sounded like] shoes at my bedroom wall at 05:08am...!

gonna push for the harrassment thing !
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8392/picard20shooting20homer.gif

Morning MM.
That sucks, man, I hope it gets resolved soon.
Nope, not surprised about Corey Feldman and goonies.
Looks like Goonies might have a sequel soon.

mornin' rick,

well,...apparently old fart is acting the ass,cos he wants moving by the local authority,so hes causing all kindsa shit with other residents too,to get moved ahead of others on the list!

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4387/gunsolution.gif
but thats nothing compared to the "fall of the republic" goin on there....hope you've prepared ! we can't even walk around with cameras here,we're a lost cause...but Dammit the States is the only land of freedom we got left !

heheh

http://thechive.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/animated-gifs-12.gif
It's the same olde Empire.

i can see things turning "plenty-ugly" worldwide!

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a shortage of spam,...hand-to-hand in the trenches...ear necklaces,...the whole bit !

empire can then run.....but,it can't hide.
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Well, the original was taken down by tinypic....
Thanks to Samejii, we have it back!
http://i.piccy.info/i4/6d/55/d0bb0829b1e397103fb9b4b00e2a.gif

heheh...i gotta laugh cos old fart next door has been telling everyone the woman with him is his "wife" but, another resident found out it is his "sister".....it all makes sense now !

ain't the usual > http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8015/diamondssmall.gif

Oh man! That's funny.

heheh

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6024/obey.gif etc,etc. http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/2928/smoking8.gif

why can't the old fart next door make me laugh like all the other old men in the street ?

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/7035/homer20simpson20chase.gif has to make me laugh with his obscure un-naturalness.

Sometimes ya gotta laugh so ya don't cry.
It is wayyyy past time for me to sleep now, so LATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niiiite Rick!

[insert disturbing picture here]

Nighty night. Have a good day everyone!

nite dude.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/7334/smithlaughs.gif better than cryin' ! http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/2861/al20sharpton2020matrix2.gif

yoyo wassup, first time here, dont know how to use this things! i want a picture for my
profile, but how

ok last pic/Gif combo for a while....

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7517/everybody20hates20chris.gif

yoyo wassup, first time here, dont know how to use this things! i want a picture for my
profile, but how

have to go to your User CP and check options.Pic has to be "tiny"

LMFAO

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/3200/forkliftsafety.gif

Good Morning! :D

mentalmelvin your last gif runs slow bruh

I've seen the short that clip is from. It's called "Klaus, Forklift Driver" and it is LMAO funny. It's a German short movie that parodies the safety at work instructional videos. It's one of the funniest things you'll ever see from Germany. Watch it if you have the chance.

So, I was thinking.

We should remake Takashi Miike's "Audition" for the American audience, only more of a dark comedy.

It will star Ben Stiller and Jennifer Tilly.

With Jack Black as Stiller's dumbass, film-producer friend who hatches the stupid plan (he'll be playing a more prominent role in the American version) and a cameo appearance by Owen Wilson as

the guy in the bag.

We'll keep the ending pretty much the same, only we'll play the torture for slapstick comedy instead....and a longer more hilarious climatic fight scene between the Tilly character and we'll replace the son with Jack Black instead as the one who defeats her.

The kids will love it.

If you are serious about this I will stalk you with a broken bottle from afar. Then, when you are in the park dogging your neighbors daughter and her sugar daddy I will begin to creep. :)

PS. hi. :)

no, you silly guy..

I'm not serious.......but i watched it again last night from a different angle and just couldn't shake it off through the entire movie.

I'd hate it too....but really....couldn't you see that happening?

P.S. trout. :)

Weird, they changed the name of this thread :O How's everybody today? :D

By the power granted me by the State of Doc, I hereby condemn you to direct it, and oversee pre and post production, editing, and promotion, and distribution. That'll put the idea out of your head.

The guy in the bag freaks the living shit out of me

edit: they change our name every few months. I'm just waiting for the day it's called Doc's Prescription Thread (NSFW)

Weird, they changed the name of this thread :O How's everybody today? :D

Hey, CC! :)

All things good in "Shoot THe Shit" land.

That's what we do here...our thread title gets changed every month or so (sometimes every week...depends how frisky the moddies are).....but all the thread regulars still call it "shoot the shit"......

...it's a thing.

how goes with you?

Or the 'CC Lurking Thread (QSFW)' :D

The guy in the bag freaks the living shit out of me


...and that's why it should be Owen Wilson.

all that freaky will be washed away, by "LOL...what's Owen Wilson doing in there and what's wrong with him? HIlarious!!!"

Or the 'CC Lurking Thread (QSFW)' :D


"QSFW"

what's the 'Q'?

I haven't quite finished my first cup of coffee this morning....still a little sluggish.....maybe it's really obvious.

you go out and enjoy that weather while you can......

Good timing Cuckoo ;) I'm doing well! About to head off for some grocery shopping, but everybody's favorite lurker had to come by to check up on his buddies :D The snow (which has been pelting my city for days now) finally let up today, so I might even consider doing one of the many things I love and haven't been able to–walking! With Winter finally dying down, that's made possible now! HELL YEA! :D

edit: Heh, that would be QUITE Safe For Work ;)

I neglected to say hello CC. Sorry. Got distracted.

Ahh, no worries Doc! But hi there :D

Today was a nice day here too. People were out cutting their lawns for the first time this year. I was out dumping on my neightbors lawn for the hundredth time. And it didn't rain for a change.

Ahhhhh, the sound of lawnmowers–first sign that Winter has FUCKED OFF for the year :D That's something I'm anxious for. I've been kinda bottled up inside today; my job wears me out, to the point all I feel like I do anymore is sleep :( But it's nice to see some good weather come around for a change!

いぶき got banned. I liked them. They had attitude. Down with conformity. Up the anarchy. After lunch, of course. You can't beat the system on an empty stomach. And cookies are a must.

yeah...it's lawnmowing weather here now too.

which is kind of unfortunate for the Olympic athletes....but they'll be gone in a few days. We won't........better than getting snow in April....those were strange years.

いぶき got banned. I liked them. They had attitude. Down with conformity. Up the anarchy. After lunch, of course. You can't beat the system on an empty stomach. And cookies are a must.

mmmm....anarchy and cookies.

yeah.....いぶき 'twas a sock puppet, who I don't think counted on 'shit-shooters' to come on in and fuck up their thread that was supposed to fuck up Shrine. I think we ruined their anarchy with our anarchy. kind of funny if you think about it.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif STS strikes again. And again we prevail.

STS FTW :D

I just made some of my favorite snacks; Ritz crackers, with spinach dip, muenster cheese (well, it can really be any kinda cheese), and summer sausage, all in slices in a miniature sandwich. You guys gotta try it!

I had to google summer sausage, I've never heard of it before.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s256/laneyj1005/Animated%20gifs/sausage.gif

And my connection is sluggish today. If that gif doesn't show up I'm going to bed.

It's some goooooooooood stuff, man :D And yes, that gif came through just fine :)

STS FTW :D

I just made some of my favorite snacks; Ritz crackers, with spinach dip, muenster cheese (well, it can really be any kinda cheese), and summer sausage, all in slices in a miniature sandwich. You guys gotta try it!

mmmm....i want some now.

maybe not Ritz but crackers, spin dip, cheese and snausages sound mighty fine right now.

--

Doc's gifs are working today!!!! or is it the same day for Doc....i'm not sure about the future's time zones at the moment.

I was sans gif last night. Very distressing. I cussed at my screen, but it ignored me. I think it must be female.

edit: yea, new day. 7.24 pm.

You'd love this combo Cuckoo ;) I could eat these all day! Here guys, I'll share :D

I cussed at my screen

that's not very Doctor like.

you're a bad doctor.

I cuss at my screen all the time! I say, 'You darn bad guy!' I'm a rebel, I am ;)

You'd love this combo Cuckoo ;) I could eat these all day! Here guys, I'll share :D

*cuckoo looks around....hmmm...no crackers to be seen*

where? I'm confused

Don't worry man, I'll priority-mail 'em to ya :D I must spread the cracker/cheese/SSausage/spinach dip love!!

i'm hungry now.

I'm gonna go make some lunch.

My sluggish connection must have ran over some salt because it died completely. I had to reset, and my ping is way down.


that's not very Doctor like.
you're a bad doctor.

If it wasn't for bad doctors the good doctors wouldn't appear as good. The system needs men like me. That's my theory.

Have fun, you crazy STS fellows you ;) I'm gonna take my leave now, but it's been fun chatting :D Tell the other STS guys I said hi when they get here :D

Okay C3nt3rcor3. Enjoy your day.

laters, CC :)

have a good one

I thought you'd gone too. To eat.

I'm going to grab something from the fridge. Back in 5.

not really.

I started munching on crackers........i'm a cook who just doesn't like to cook. :D

see this is how my tactics work......i'll munch on crackers until I decide what I'm going to cook for lunch.....and by the time I decide, I'm all ready full on crackers, so problem solved......in the unhealthiest way possible.

I suppose if you cook all day, you'd not feel like it when you get home. So are you back at work? Didn't you throw your back out? I won't ask how, but I'm guessing there was some hiding in closets followed by climbing out of windows sans clothes involved.

i'll be back at work next week.

My back's coming along fine though.

Acupuncture, funny vibrating machines hooked up to my back and a cute girl crawling all over me. I should hurt my back more often.

I actually hurt my back, picking up a 2 litre bottle of Oil.........it sounds ridiculous, but that's what happened.....it was waiting to happen... i guess that was the last straw that broke the cuckoo's back.

It's not all fun and games being tall.

Want some ice cream?

Banksy is great.

LOL

what?!?!

i've never seen those before......i love them!

The rabbit is fantastic......and kinda disturbing in a PETA sorta way.

You don't know banksy? I suppose he is British. Google him. He's this subversive grafitti artist that made it big. His stuff is political commentary and art deco madness and whatever else he feels like doing, and all good.

http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2007/12/17/banksy-stop-search.jpghttp://www.metapedia.com/wiki/images/BANKSY-beggar-m.jpg

I think i've heard his name before......for his graffiti......it looks familiar.

I think alot of North American G-artists try to copy him.


anyways, man....i've got some errands to run......be back laters :)

Okay. Later. :)

just here for a brief moment. you guys are on a roll......

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ones for cuckoo and his french relatives...that like eating Maple leaves !

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and with that,i bid you...adjuh....adjur....adja....ajax....k-pax....

oh nite nite



meg foster ain't looking so hot these days....used to have a crush on her & her luminous eye balls !

She has intense eyes. And a soothing voice too. Imagine her reading you sleeping beauty by your bedside.
She was good in They Live.

She has intense eyes. And a soothing voice too. Imagine her reading you sleeping beauty by your bedside.
She was good in They Live.



FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP....Spooooooooj.

and i'm spent.

i'm really goin' this time.

Have a good one {i just did !} heheheh

Don't forget to wipe up your mess. :)

http://i30.tinypic.com/m8cu1f.jpghttp://media.linkara.com/_images_/verticales/e/8/9/7/imagen_meg_foster_0102_0.jpg Evil-Lyn

cuckoo has French relatives?

Ha....before I scrolled down I was going to say this Meg Foster looks like she make a good Evil Lynn....who knew?
i should be a casting director after that and my 'genius' take on Audition.

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The U.S. Olympic Hockey team beat the Canadian team at their own game on their own soil.....damn them.

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So, I decided to go out and grab some lettuce and a few other veggies and a chicky breast to make a better lunch than crackers......yum :)


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EDIT: terrible post........STS should be my own personal Twitter......useless info that no one gives two shits about.

She was a good choice for the Masters of the Universe movie.



The same can't be said for the rest of the cast though.

EDIT: terrible post........STS should be my own personal Twitter......useless info that no one gives two shits about.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

Today I put one foot in front of the other. It's called walking. i did that for a time and then I lowered myself into a chair. Its called sitting. Then I expelled air but it was solid. Its called shitting oneself.

Twitter. Bad. Bad. Bad.

@STS: at grocery store with Ashton Kutcher...called Tila Tequila whore...LOLZ...FTW!

fuck....my cat just left his dirty ass print on some of my writing.

he's my worst critic.

fuck....my cat just left his dirty ass print on some of my writing.

he's my worst critic.

Or your most honest. http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

I should leave my dirty ass print on his work

I tried to think of something funny in response to that but the overwhelming imagery in my head is of you browning your cats basket, and it's too distracting. i can't run away from my own imagination. Help someone.

http://kevinmorrow.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tommoody-artsit-n-critic.gif

I tried to think of something funny in response to that but the overwhelming imagery in my head is of you browning your cats basket, and it's too distracting. i can't run away from my own imagination. Help someone.


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have i never shared that with you? I've always thought it would be too fuckin' funny to take a dump in your cat's litterbox right infront of him. I know the cat would be making the best "WTF" face...as they all do....."what are doing? that's mine!"

LOL......i could never bring myself to do it though........that's what writing and drawing is for I guess.

*sigh* there's something seriously wrong with me

If you did it, and photographed it, you'd be assured internet fame.

It just occured to me, ear plugs are a bit like butt plugs. It'd be easy to get them mixed up. And unpleasant. I did an ear plug search.



You can do the other if you want. I thought better of it.

hmmm....internet fame.....it's tempting.

if i do that, do you think Leno or Letterman would have me on their show.

Or Weezer would put me in their next music video?

I'd join the ranks of Susan Boyle. :D

Susan Boyle draws a blank. Did she expose some part of herself no one wanted to see?

This is cool. Cat litter tray.

Natalie Portman's doing a stoner comedy.

weird. I like that.

and she's doing "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" too.

frickin' cool.

Susan Boyle draws a blank. Did she expose some part of herself no one wanted to see?


really? i thought she was like the biggest '15 minutes of shame' celeb to come out of the U.K. last year.

The UK has celebs to export? I don't know. She looks like Bernard Manning.

She's selling millions of records over here......it's nutty.

It's only because of her looks though....and not in Britney Spears "because of her looks" way.

You'll like this. I don't remember seeing it here before.

It's a movement.

http://catsinsinks.com/

You'll like this. I don't remember seeing it here before.


heh-heh...i've never seen that before.

Maude is sexy.

It's a movement.

http://catsinsinks.com/

LOL

my cat likes to run his head under the sink, if i leave it dripping, to have spikey hair too.

it's hilarious.

Look out! It's toast Man. The criminal fraternity is screwed now.

If you don't have a sink, don't worry.

The Powdered Toast Man!!!!

http://www.few.vu.nl/~baschopm/_pics/cats/funny-pictures-cat-has-bowl-on-head.jpg

Someone had a good idea.

I'm not quite sure what is...um....


i highly recommend whistling The Globetrotters theme and masturbating.

Someone had a bad idea

WTF? Why is there a balaclava man in the background? And where is that mans head? And why is there a short whitey on the court? That's odd.

Turtle power.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFsTr0kGAqU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFsTr0kGAqU

NWA has nothing to fear. I remember that first time around. I owned the movie on video. I'll punish myself accordingly.

I still enjoy that movie if i ever see it. haven't seen it for years though.

it's not great, but it's still fun. Don and Mikey are hilarious...in a 3 stooges, old school wise-cracking Spidey kind of way.

the guy sounds like a bad rip-off of "SHock G" from Digital Underground

I haven't saw TMNT through adult eyes. I watched that CGI one a few years ago, it could have been better.

Your link brought up this in the scrolling bit at the right. I remember watching after school. Classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8eLP4Bgsuo&feature=related

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif Have you read those?

I haven't saw TMNT through adult eyes. I watched that CGI one a few years ago, it could have been better.

Your link brought up this in the scrolling bit at the right. I remember watching after school. Classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8eLP4Bgsuo&feature=related

ha ha....you know even as a kid, I preferred Dave Coulier as Venkman as opposed to Lorenzo Music.

I don't know why, but those Saturday morning episodes seemed darker than the weekday afternoon episodes.........the animation and coloring was even better.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif Have you read those?

No. I figured a parody of a parody was too much.
Some of the things that they did in the original black and white TMNT were cool, I read a few of those.

I had a collected edition of the first four or five issues many years ago. I rememebr them being a lot more violent than the TV versions ever touched upon.

Rick, I don't know if you've heard this, but it's pretty decent :)

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be back laters, shit-shooters :)

Rick, I don't know if you've heard this, but it's pretty decent :)

Thread 73897

be back laters, shit-shooters :)
Thanks for the heads up, I was eying that, but haven't downloaded it yet.
I'll do that right now!
Later cuckoo.

Bye cuckoo. I won't be here. It's time for me to vamoose. Bye rick.

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Later Doc.
See ya soonish.

Hmmm...Pirates Of THe Caribbean 4 just signed Ian McShane on as Blackbeard.

This movie might actually be entertaining after all.

Johnny Depp, Geoff Rush and Ian McShane playing pirates in film, scaled down from the previous two sequels, could be some swashbuckling popcorn fun.

I hadn't heard that they had signed on Geoffry Rush yet. As far as I know his former role is still up in the air.

http://chud.com/articles/articles/22652/1/JACK-SPARROW-COULD-BE-UP-AGAINST-ONE-MEAN-CKSKER/Page1.html

ahhh so they do think Penelope Cruz is going to be in it......i heard it was just a rumour still.

She was in Nine, so prolly.

i haven't really seen her in much I can think of....and what I have seen her I don't remember her all that well.

Blow, Sahara and Vanilla Sky.......can she act?

heh-heh....they should get Paul Reubens onboard.....then it'd be a Blow reunion

If they are taking advice, and they aren't, I'd recommend Bruce Campel.
But then again, I would put him in every movie.

even Schindler's List?

EVERYTHING!

Bruce needs some good roles.....i haven't seen him anything since Bubba Ho-Tep.....SPidey 3 doesn't really count 'cuz he was in for about 2 minutes.

His last few 'Bruce' flicks were supposed to be a little disappointing weren't they?

"My Name Is Bruce" and "Man WIth THe Screaming Brain".

edit: lol....it took me awhile to find his acting credits for "My Name Is Bruce" on imdb.com

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