Okay, so John Green has to sign 2,000 books a day to make his goal of signing the entire first printing of The Fault in Our Stars (150,000) by the time it is released.

His hand is going to be horribly disfigured or fall off, right?


I have one of those. :D Wanna see?

Are you kidding? Hell yes.

menotsyffe

Nope, got nothing.

I got my head stuck up my ass trying to get the camera in position. :sad:

I yelled for help but the echo fizzled out before it made it through the open window.

Kinda hard to type.

Sending TM round to help you.

Jessie is otherwise engaged.

Sending TM round to help you.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

I think I hear him at the door. He's carrying a baseball bat. :confused:

http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20091127/funny_sport_10.gif

---------- Post added at 02:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:18 PM ----------

http://theonlinecentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/funny_gif_14.gif

---------- Post added at 02:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:19 PM ----------

Laterz

Laters, HD. :D



---------- Post added at 09:26 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:22 PM ----------

You know where i live??? C'mon over, Doc..:D

Bring cuckoo too...

lolol slutcave.jpg lolol

im out! drinks, supposedly kareoke, and sparktank uncensored, uncut and unapproved by the FCC!!!
best part it's all on them tonight! :D
I return next time.

LATER WORLD, SMELL MY ASS!! ()

You know where i live??? C'mon over, Doc..:D

Bring cuckoo too...

Cuckoo is busy re-gluing pubes to his face. He got some jizz on his chin and the glue started to dissolve.

I'll do the dance twice.


lolol slutcave.jpg lolol

im out!

Laters, Sparky. :D Remember, 10 yards is the optimum distance. Any closer and she might suspect.

I hereby reinstate cuckoo's fapping rights:
]

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/36582159@N02/5982604994/" title="02072007 C by tetonbabydoll1, on Flickr">

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/36582159@N02/5982604964/" title="02072007 A by tetonbabydoll1, on Flickr">

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/36582159@N02/5982044153/" title="02072007 E by tetonbabydoll1, on Flickr">

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/36582159@N02/5982604916/" title="0845 by tetonbabydoll1, on Flickr">

You don't have that kind of authority.

I thought that was a bodysuit for the first 2 pics. Then pic 3 put me on the track.

She look kinda derpy.

Yea, the last pic. Maybe she took a shit and lost all her intelligence in the process. It happens.

All of them, really.

Song for ShaUTa is........weird.

i thought that's the way y'all liked 'em.

I'm out for now. tah.

We don't take kindly to being underestimated.

unnatural


:cat:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: Neg, you monster. ILU. :love:

That was a team effort.

Credit where credit is due.

Laters, BD. Have a Busey one.

That's a future Neg av.

Saved.

Foly huck. The Busey has offspring. Jake Busey. :shock:

Oh yeah, good ol' Jake.

fuck that. i'll speak how i want to. this forum is unique in that it's never been censored (for the most part) and i won't have some pissant who has no power go on a power trip and tell me what to do.

i fucking second that motherfucking motion.

---------- Post added at 05:44 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:35 PM ----------


and probably an aspie, AT LEAST

what's wrong with aspies?

---------- Post added at 05:46 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:44 PM ----------


It's a kitchen thang.

Kitchen folk are rude and crude as hell. :)

Ever seen Waiting? Yeah...that shit happens. :laugh:

i used to wait tables, it's quite true

I wish Absolut would make orange juice.

Amp does. Delicious.

fuck orange juice, with all that gross pulp. apple juice is where it's at.

Mano a Mano in El Bano

:doc::doc::doc:

Mustafa, ftw. Fuck Fabio &#x202a;Challenge Accepted | Old Spice&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://youtu.be/ykCExCla1tE)

10 SONGS � Vol. III by LYE

MOON TRILLS / Jonny Greenwood
This is my introduction to Bodysong. This is one album I�ve been meaning to seek out for so long but just keep on forgetting. I like it. As soothing as it is, it also makes me a little uneasy too.

INTERNATIONAL COLORING CONTEST / Stereolab
This is my intro to Stereolab�..and I like it a lot.
It�s got such a pleasant texture to it. I can�t quite place what it reminds me of for some reason.

THE MELD / Jerry Goldsmith
I can�t stress how welcome these score cues are. Especially some of the classics.
And it�s ST: TMP too. :D

IN PARTICULAR / Blonde Redhead
This is another introduction for me. I wasn�t too sure about the vocals at first, but I liked the music. After 2 listens I learned to like the vocals.

EMOTIONAL LEVY / The Aislers Set
I�m not familiar with this either. I like it.
I like her voice and the very subtle instrumentation, with some very prominent backing vocals. Interesting.

FAME THROWA / Pavement
By the time we�re done the 10 SONGS project we�re going to have a full mix of Lye�s BEST OF PAVEMENT. :D I�m am the happy about this.

HOW TO DISAPPEAR COMPLETELY / Radiohead
I can�t decide if KID A or OK COMPUTER is their best album. This song sticks Kid�s foot further through that door though.

SHORT RIDE IN A FAST MACHINE / John Adams
I never heard this before. I was wondering what movie this was from. Finally I had to google it. Apparently it�s not. Silly me. I kept expecting Williams� Superman theme to kick in. I like the alertness of this piece.

WHAT GOES ON / Velvet Underground
Nice choice. This is one of those perfect driving on a highway songs.

GALAXY SONG / Eric Idle
XD I was thinking of putting this on a few weeks ago. I hadn�t listened to it on album, but saw the movie on TV that week and felt I could bend the rules. It got cut. :(
Such a great song. Eric Idle is the singer of the group.
A lot of Yakko�s songs on Animaniacs remind me of this particular song.

Bravo. Bravo. I loved it. Well done.
Galaxy Song was perfect timing for the mood I was in.


i think this is my best mix yet. once everyone has finished 10 mixes each, each person should pick the best 2 songs from each of their mixes and make a 20 song best of 10 songs comp. combine everyone's best of into a massive STS box set LOL

Was listening to Maladroit, today. Forgot how awesome it was. Was my favorite Weezer album until I got Pinkerton.

Their last 100% great album, for my money. Make Believe is about 90%. Beverly Hills.....just, no.

Suicide Machines, as well..........Sonically it's kinda cool, but lyrically.......not for me, anymore.

---------- Post added at 06:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:10 PM ----------

Its funny for me cause my cousin drinks Jack like I drink Orange Juice. Every breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Is his name Harley?

No lol

That's a shame. Cuckoo and I have been scheming. We've got some business plans we are certain he'd like to be a part of.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqkukPQ0a1qzeezuo3_500.gif

---------- Post added at 12:45 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:35 AM ----------

I bought a Uwe Boll movie. :sad:

I didn't know it was until I got home. It had Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds and John Rhgys Davies' names on the cover and it only cost �1.00 so I thought, that'll be a a fun watch, cheaper than a rental so I picked it up and strode happily to the counter to be served by the fugly little wannabe teenage Suicide Girl.

It's called In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and it's a


...specially extended directors cut ... now includes 37 more minutes of spectacular fantasy action thrills!

The exclamation mark should have set my spider sense tingling. :mad:

Listen to the commentary. Uwe's commentaries are magical.


I'm told. I believe Spoony, fuck uuuuuuuuuuuu.

The word game thread is like one big psychology test. We're exposing ourselves and we can't get arrested for it. :D

Which is why I'm playing it safe.

I have a little knowledge of how tests are constructed.

IMDB user review.


The movie is garbage. If you've seen ANY Uwe Boll flicks in the past, you know exactly what to expect. It's not that the actors are bad per say (most do what they can given the limitations of the terrible script) but the whole film just reeks of bad editing and worst direction. It's bad. Really bad. Almost bad enough to be considered a guilty pleasure just so you can writhe and cringe at how awful it is.

Now I'm excited. :laugh:

It doesn't say on the box if it has commentary.

Self-Surgery of the Day: Having lost his patience with a protruding hernia, a 63-year-old Glendale (CA) man attempted an act of self-surgery using a six-inch butter knife

Self-Surgery of the Day - The Daily What (http://thedailywh.at/2011/07/27/self-surgery-of-the-day/)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqkukPQ0a1qzeezuo3_500.gif

---------- Post added at 12:45 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:35 AM ----------

I bought a Uwe Boll movie. :sad:

I didn't know it was until I got home. It had Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds and John Rhgys Davies' names on the cover and it only cost �1.00 so I thought, that'll be a a fun watch, cheaper than a rental so I picked it up and strode happily to the counter to be served by the fugly little wannabe teenage Suicide Girl.

It's called In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and it's a



The exclamation mark should have set my spider sense tingling. :mad:

A Uwe Boll film is like an interrerogation. No not the pansy shit waterboarding, but the sort of thing that keeps you breaking down in shower for the rest of your life.

I like the Stath but if it sucks hairy balls it'll get what it deserves. All 155 minutes of it.

I want to see House of the Dead.

I hear he just randomly stuck in game footage :laugh:

Ass to ass. :laugh:



---------- Post added at 02:17 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:23 AM ----------

nice

[QUOTE=Dr Faustus;1740530]Ass to ass. :laugh:

[COLOR="Silver"]


Reminds me of a Tiajuana Zebra.

as much as i hear people talk about how our society is becoming more and more 1984-ish, and while i agree to some extent, i really see us moving more towards a huxley brave new world-ish future. huxley's vision of the future scares me more.


i suppose we can see elements of both dystopias in our own civilization. i'd say nations like china and north korea are closer to 1984 while the us and much of europe is closer to brave new world

The decoration of masturbation makes mistaken malevolent Marxists marry merry Mormons.

Pretty alliteration. Makes doc decidedly dizzy.

Was listening to Maladroit, today. Forgot how awesome it was. Was my favorite Weezer album until I got Pinkerton.

Their last 100% great album, for my money. Make Believe is about 90%. Beverly Hills.....just, no.

Suicide Machines, as well..........Sonically it's kinda cool, but lyrically.......not for me, anymore.

pinkerton is a fucking masterpiece. maladroit and the green album are also good

Just to be random I just Got my Battlefield 3 alpha trial invite and am downloading it from origin as fast as I can. Im about to scream at my computer DOWNLOAD FASTER GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!

100% for me are Blue, Pink, and Maladroit
90% Make Believe
70% Red
30-50% Green, Raditude (It's been a while.)

I'll have to get Harley eventually.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqkukPQ0a1qzeezuo3_500.gif

---------- Post added at 12:45 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:35 AM ----------

I bought a Uwe Boll movie. :sad:

I didn't know it was until I got home. It had Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds and John Rhgys Davies' names on the cover and it only cost �1.00 so I thought, that'll be a a fun watch, cheaper than a rental so I picked it up and strode happily to the counter to be served by the fugly little wannabe teenage Suicide Girl.

It's called In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and it's a



The exclamation mark should have set my spider sense tingling. :mad:

great cast, shitty director. i suppose they cancel each other out so you're left with an OKAY movie, which beats a uwe boll film with a shitty cast.

I've not heard of the game. That would have been a give away. :sad:

There's going to be a fascinating documentary about him, eventually.

He's a piece of work. I'll box you guys if you'd like me to be the Ewe Boll of Shrine.

I want to see House of the Dead.

I hear he just randomly stuck in game footage :laugh:

i rented it once. watching it was like having my ass hairs plucked while simultaneously having joan rivers scream directly in my ear.

no, actually it was worse than that. i don't think i even made it to the end

Sounds like a challenge to me.

You ever heard of Boll challenging critics and directors that made fun of him to a boxing match. I would have loved to see him get fucking smashed by Sylvester Stallone, because he is a director and not a wimpy film critic.

100% for me are Blue, Pink, and Maladroit
90% Make Believe
70% Red
30-50% Green, Raditude (It's been a while.)

I'll have to get Harley eventually.

well blue is classic but i like pinkerton slightly more. shame matt sharp left after that album.

---------- Post added at 10:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:01 PM ----------


There's going to be a fascinating documentary about him, eventually.

He's a piece of work. I'll box you guys if you'd like me to be the Ewe Boll of Shrine.

he supposedly called michael bay a retard, so he has my respect for that one action alone.

Don't be fooled by the order they're listed in next to the percents. Pink is indeed my favorite.

---------- Post added at 10:04 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:03 PM ----------


he supposedly called michael bay a retard, so he has my respect for that one action alone.

o_O I'm impressed.

Sounds like a challenge to me.

okay, but you'll never get those 90 minutes back.

---------- Post added at 10:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:04 PM ----------


You ever heard of Boll challenging critics and directors that made fun of him to a boxing match. I would have loved to see him get fucking smashed by Sylvester Stallone, because he is a director and not a wimpy film critic.

stallone would destroy his face with one punch

Pissin' in plastic cups before we went on stage

This is not a promising start, Rivers :erm:

Don't be fooled by the order they're listed in next to the percents. Pink is indeed my favorite.

blue is still a superb debut. if pinkerton had sucked, they would've faded into obscurity, instead they surpassed the blue album. it's just crazy how much time elapsed between pink and green album

From what I hear Stallone is a physical freak still, so yeah I would pay in gold bullion to see that shit lol.

Is the cover actually a picture of Hurley from Lost?


.....my brain

---------- Post added at 10:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:10 PM ----------


blue is still a superb debut. if pinkerton had sucked, they would've faded into obscurity

True of any band that gets the chance to make a second album, really.

From what I hear Stallone is a physical freak still, so yeah I would pay in gold bullion to see that shit lol.

he's in better shape than arnold

This song is.......horrible.


I gotta get my groove on, because I'm freakin' bored

Rivers.........are you trolling us?

Indeed he is.

---------- Post added at 09:18 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:17 PM ----------


Indeed he is.

i was talking about arnie btw

I'll keep believing you're agreeing with me, tyvm.

my wife asked if i wanted a 3-way.

i'm serious.

at first i was like http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/001/384/Atrapitis.gif, then i was like http://www.prlog.org/11310326-success-kid.jpg.

there must be a god after all.

video4proof

problem is we don't really no anyone...anyone willing, that is. but i guess that's what craigslist is for

2 words, my friend.

Double anal.

DVDA

WWBBD

2 words, my friend.

Double anal.

she wants another girl, not a dude.

---------- Post added at 10:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:30 PM ----------

heehee i'm so excited

How boring.

dear penthouse forum...

---------- Post added at 10:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:31 PM ----------

boring??!

---------- Post added at 10:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:31 PM ----------

i did a 3 way with a dude and a girl in college. it was overrated

---------- Post added at 10:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:32 PM ----------

they were a couple; i was just the 3rd party. to be honest, i was pretty drunk at the time

2 girls seems overrated to me. To each their own, of course.

she wants another girl, not a dude.

---------- Post added at 10:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:30 PM ----------

heehee i'm so excited


That does not preclude double anal

---------- Post added at 07:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:34 PM ----------


[/COLOR]they were a couple; i was just the 3rd party. to be honest, i was pretty drunk at the time

Friend of mine did the devil's 3way because the hooker charged less that way. Time is money I guess.

@neg yeah i'm excited because i've never done it. maybe it'll be lame but i'll never know till i do it

@imp yeah i forgot about strap-ons

---------- Post added at 10:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:39 PM ----------

i ain't touching no hooker

---------- Post added at 10:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:39 PM ----------

well not just any old crackwhore that is

Not trying to rain on your parade, broheim. Just being my usual self.

Seriously, I hope it's everything you hope it'll be.

[/COLOR]i did a 3 way with a dude and a girl in college. it was overrated

---------- Post added at 10:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:32 PM ----------

they were a couple; i was just the 3rd party. to be honest, i was pretty drunk at the time

I was offered the opportunity to have a 3-way with one of my friends and his girlfriend at the time. Even though I was baked and very horny I took one look at her and tactfully declined. Why? she looked like Ozzy Osbourne after a sex change!!!

i ain't touching no hooker

---------- Post added at 10:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:39 PM ----------

well not just any old crackwhore that is

He is not known for his...... sophistication. He's all settled down now so curious youth i suppose.

tbh i'm nervous about bringing in a 3rd party

---------- Post added at 10:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:42 PM ----------


Not trying to rain on your parade, broheim. Just being my usual self.

Seriously, I hope it's everything you hope it'll be.

honestly i don't know when it's happening but the fact that she's open to the idea is what got me excited.

i asked her if she wanted a boy or chick, she preferred chick.

---------- Post added at 10:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:45 PM ----------


I was offered the opportunity to have a 3-way with one of my friends and his girlfriend at the time. Even though I was baked and very horny I took one look at her and tactfully declined. Why? she looked like Ozzy Osbourne after a sex change!!!

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk166/lildsquizzy/LaughingCatAnimated.gif

Didn't his post originally say 4-way?

Well if you have the means, you two could make trip to Nevada and get one of the girls working at the Bunny Ranch.

Moonlite Bunny Ranch � Nevada Brothel � Home of Dennis Hof and the Bunny Girls of HBO Cathouse (http://www.bunnyranch.com/)

I've watched more than one episode of their show~

Didn't his post originally say 4-way?

Yeah, fucked up my typing as usual.

---------- Post added at 09:49 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:48 PM ----------


I've watched more than one episode of their show~

Me too. :D

mmmm there's some hotties on that show

Personally if I had the means I would hire Tiffany Walker...ex-porn star from Doc's stomping grounds. I checked her rates and it's about 3,000 per hour USD.

Tiffany Walker Gallery 051208 (http://tiffanywalker.net/freestuff/galleryrb051208/page1.html)

well i have to be up in the morn for work. nite nite don't let the bedbugs bite.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/spocksummonsthedevilp1.gif

Groups are..less interesting than you'd think. And, swinging can lead to jealousy fairly easily. Then again, getting off in front of a crowd of strangers **was** exquisite..:D

Oh, mmm...too private?

Nighters Lye. ;)


Groups are..less interesting than you'd think. And, swinging can lead to jealousy fairly easily. Then again, getting off in front of a crowd of strangers **was** exquisite..:D

Oh, mmm...too private?

No, insightful. :D

---------- Post added at 10:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:08 PM ----------



Amen brother, amen...well not into rap but I agree with the hypocrisy.

Actually not a joke, the hubby and I frequented swinger's clubs about a decade ago. Lots of fun, but exhausting.....:)

We grew out of it. Everyone does.

Actually not a joke, the hubby and I frequented swinger's clubs about a decade ago. Lots of fun, but exhausting.....:)

We grew out of it. Everyone does.

Yeah, I got that...nudist clubs too right? I am really too modest/full of self loathing to do that.

Well, as for nudist clubs, that is sort of the point. It has nothing to do with how you look, or physical attraction. The other clubs...meh. I am not uptight about sex or nudity, never have been. I am not happy with my body either mind you, just don't let that stop me from having fun.

I was offered the opportunity to have a 3-way with one of my friends and his girlfriend at the time. Even though I was baked and very horny I took one look at her and tactfully declined. Why? she looked like Ozzy Osbourne after a sex change!!!

http://pichars.org/store/3341_original_funny-gif-04.gif

Something like these could make for a fun thread.....

very nice, we need that kind of thread lol

I'm gonna have to say I like and approve of this form...

I do believe we need a Shrine based complaint form..... but I'm not witty enough to make a good one :(

And, too many people would take it way too seriously....it'd be a mess.

shablam

I could give whoever you'd like an Infraction and tell them exactly what you want to say in it.

For a price.



Shit just got interesting.

I'd like to see your menu ~

It's on short order:
http://theonlinecentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/funny_gif.gif

16-Bit Gems: Video Game / Pop Music Similarities – Blistered Thumbs (http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2011/05/16-bit-pop-music/)

^ What is that group shwing exploding?

a chicken

---------- Post added at 12:45 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:45 AM ----------

http://theonlinecentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/funny_gif_9.gif

i think this is my best mix yet. once everyone has finished 10 mixes each, each person should pick the best 2 songs from each of their mixes and make a 20 song best of 10 songs comp. combine everyone's best of into a massive STS box set LOL

Tonight's my last one.

It's just going to be Kitty Cat Dance 10 times over.


That's a shame. Cuckoo and I have been scheming. We've got some business plans we are certain he'd like to be a part of.

Does it involve me snorting lines of Sea Monkeys off the 7-11 counter again, in nothing but my mom's skivvies?

'Cuz I think there's still a few living in my brain from the last time.


I bought a Uwe Boll movie. :sad:
It's called In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale


:rofldata: :rofldata:

I saw the first 20 minutes on TV......I had to switch it to Gilmore Girls before my brain turned to mush.

No, no. We wouldn't do that, again. There's no profit in it.


I'm shocked you think so little of me, and my planning abilities.











































































I'm snorting them this time.

Feck....I have to go uncheck all the posts I quoted? Glitchy glitch is glitchy.


I'm snorting them this time.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I don't know how I feel about you wearing my mom's skivvies though.

---------- Post added at 11:35 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:35 AM ----------


http://theonlinecentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/funny_gif_very_funny.gif

Magical. :D

I'll bring mine's. No worries.

Or maybe it should be Harley's mom's.....

Or maybe it should be Harley's mom's.....

Genius. He'll never forget us then.

----

:laugh: I saw a guy yesterday that looked like MusclesGlasses....sunglasses and all.

I snickered to myself and he looked at me like I was an asshole. :laugh:

He could have put my head in the pavement in a flash.

Should have offered him bacon.

I just have a feeling Harley and us are meant to be together.

Not in any creepy stalker-y homoerotic way. For the good of the people of Earth kinda way.

If he ever came to town I would go out of my way to meet the guy.

I'd just have to.

Amy Winehouse died from alcohol withdrawl?

Feck.....I should just keep drinking then.

It's a lose/win/lose/win situation.

Amy Winehouse died from alcohol withdrawl?

Feck.....I should just keep drinking then.

It's a lose/win/lose/win situation.

Or you could gradually ween yourself off it. :D

brb

Need booze.

Or you could gradually ween yourself off it. :D

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/235185_o.gif

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/235185_o.gif

It was just a suggestion. No need to get pretzel'd about it. :laugh:

I was going to do a medical oddities post.

Then I found this, and figured, why bother posting anything else?

:rofldata:

I think I'll put off lunch for another hour or so.

I want some ribs, now, tbh.

I want a McRib sandwich actually.

Or two. Two hit the spot. :)

:vomit:

:vomit:

Oi! No sassing McRibs.

They are an essential and tasty step in achieving the most explosive case of the trots possible.

It's so true :laugh:

Oi! No sassing McRibs.

They are an essential and tasty step in achieving the most explosive case of the trots possible.

Try Taco Bell. It'll save you time.

You must not have had the pleasure of experiencing a McRib.

Get in as many as you can before they take 'em away from us again.

Your bowels might be a little brassed off with you for a few weeks, but feck...they're so worth it.

You must not have had the pleasure of experiencing a McRib.

I have. They're awful. :)

I have. They're awful. :)



I can't play with you anymore. You're a bad man. Bad bad bad.

I can't play with you anymore. You're a bad man. Bad bad bad.

http://andrewteman.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/lolcano.gif

---------- Post added at 02:00 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:38 PM ----------

Kitty Neg:
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3368/funnygifpictures2.gif

Cuz I totally drink Heineken.

....and sleep :sad:

Perhaps he was merely commenting on your six nipples.

Well, you are exciting for everyone else. :D

---------- Post added at 02:20 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:16 PM ----------

http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/funny-gifs-left-keys-in-the-car-no-problem.gif

8 nipples!! Nice.... (http://youtu.be/jcBWPeKD1cU)

Classic:
http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/gz/zm/mb/tartrekcar.gif

There's another Catface?

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

This one has motion:
http://i2.asntown.net/ha/gif/11-11-10/funny_gif_pictures2.gif

There's another Catface?


There's like 28 or 29

Let assholes beware:
http://i2.asntown.net/ha/gif/11-11-10/funny_gif_pictures1.gif

What is that? Boondock Saints II?

I don't know, I've never seen the Boondock Saints movies.

---------- Post added at 02:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:34 PM ----------

You're doing it wrong:
http://i2.asntown.net/ha/gif/11-11-10/funny_gif_pictures13.gif

Actually not a joke, the hubby and I frequented swinger's clubs about a decade ago. Lots of fun, but exhausting.....:)

We grew out of it. Everyone does.

before we were were married another couple asked us if we wanted to swing with them. we said no.

Is this how you swing?
http://i2.asntown.net/ha/gif/11-11-10/funny_gif_pictures11.gif

saucy

New recruit for the "bunny wars".....

Giant Rabbit Fossil Found: Biggest Bunny Was "Roly-Poly" (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/110323-giant-rabbit-minorca-biggest-bunny-science-nuralagus-rex-largest/)

New recruit for the "bunny wars".....

Giant Rabbit Fossil Found: Biggest Bunny Was "Roly-Poly" (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/110323-giant-rabbit-minorca-biggest-bunny-science-nuralagus-rex-largest/)

Don't let cuckoo see this.

Masses of 'em. heheheheheeeeee **giggle**

This is just the fucking start.

http://i2.asntown.net/ha/gif/12-18-10/funny-gif-picture2.gif

I think we're rubbing off on Amaury.

Would you like to see the pink McNuggets paste?

Always. :)

Hotlinking, motherfucker.

LIKE A BOSS.

Would you like to see the pink McNuggets paste?

Hell no

The price of typing too slow.

:neg::neg::neg:

I hate victorious Neg. :mad:

Hotlinking, motherfucker.

LIKE A BOSS.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! You've made me want strawberry ice cream T_____T

Yuck! @ strawberry ice-cream

He doesn't like McRibs.

He doesn't like McNugget paste.

He doesn't like strawberry ice cream.


.....you're just a bad man. A bad, bad man.

He doesn't like McRibs.

He doesn't like McNugget paste.

He doesn't like strawberry ice cream.


.....you're just a bad man. A bad, bad man.

http://i2.asntown.net/ha/gif/17-10-10/friday_gif_selection_06.gif

Not a fan of how much it stretches his hands. It's a shame, considering they should have planned for it.

oyy

u gonna watch ur man-crush shoot aliens and ride horses?

&#x202a;Devo - Watch Us Work It&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvtwTi_oC78)

Goddamn Mark has gotten old.

---------- Post added at 11:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:58 PM ----------

&#x202a;Swami Hasan - Bowel Clearing&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://youtu.be/kGByZBqT9zM)

busty

i c wot u did thar

u gonna watch ur man-crush shoot aliens and ride horses?

yeah eventually.

i'm kinda in between man crushes right now.

did you see harrison ford on jimmy kimmel? he said daniel craig is his new wookie bitch.

Okay :erm:



lol

I think Daniel Craig is plain looking imo.

two days ago i saw a vehicle that'd haul that tankah. you wanna get outta here, talk to me.http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjI5MDAzODU5N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTc3NDk0NA@@._ V1._SY209_CR87,0,140,209_.jpg

---------- Post added at 12:14 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:14 AM ----------


I think Daniel Craig is plain looking imo.

he's not the sexiest bond. that honor goes to timothy dalton

---------- Post added at 12:18 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:14 AM ----------

Rude and insensitive? You must have Neg's.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

You have Ep. III's

teenagers are perverts....that's what.

Greasy, oily, pimply, awkward perverts.

...and they fap to anything under the sun.

I've been in a very strange mood lately....... very strange..............



eh5wgrdsijykur.rar (http://www.mediafire.com/?kqyg2lv5co9pdjt)

playlist

1 - Yoko Kanno - Myung theme (cello version from Macross Plus)
2 - Boards of Canada - Beware the Friendly Stranger (CM's extended edit) (that's right I edited it... the original is only 37 seconds long...)
3 - Yoko Kanno - Santi-U (Macross Plus)
4 - Yoko Kanno - Torch Song (Macross Plus)
5 - Jeff Greinke - The Corner
6 - Boards of Canada - Sunshine Recorder
7 - Yoko Kanno - Coma (Macross Plus)
8 - Boards of Canada - Over the Horizon Radar
9 - Kuniaki Haishima - Cannot Hear (Monster ost)
10 - David Sylvian - For the Love of Life (Monster ED theme)


---------- Post added at 12:30 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:27 AM ----------

Time............. line?............. Time isn't made out of lines! It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!

You have Ep. III's

hheeehee

---------- Post added at 12:38 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:36 AM ----------

how come my mix covers are so lame compared to everyone else's??

That's usually what we ask ourselves when we see yours.

what, how come lye's are so lame? LOL

Don't make me come up there.

It would take me less time to get to you than anyone else. You have been warned.

i'm waiting sugar lips

Well.....

:smug:

&#x202a;Little Lad in Star Wars&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSZryimnMuo)

berries and cream berries and cream.

Time for sleep............

nite nite cm. don't let the bed bugs bite and if they do shoot em in the head

Shoot them in the Neg.


I have a sig that says that. I've always been quite proud of that pun.

I really like this image.

thanks sack. found it on stumbleupon

That's Mark.

lol Sack XD

Wish I had a bigger image. It would so be my desktop wallpaper.

same here. it's kinda a sad image

Do not underestimate the love for transforming robutts, here. Ktulu will be pleased to see your thread.

You have done well.

The biggest I could find.

getting sweepy. it's almost 2:30 here. niters, sexies

Wow. Newbie bloodbath in the dl section. i think I just witnessed a mob attack. Yowza.

Soooo what'd I miss? Oh..:(

Link

http://forums.ffshrine.org/f92/pirates-caribbean-stranger-tides-cmd-custom-complete-92875/4.html

Starts here. Thread ballooned like 5 pages the last hour. User 724921 kicks it off, then the pile on happens. I...honestly was a little shocked. I mean, we talk like that here, but it's usually all in fun..O.o

You guys could have done that yourselves. It's one of our emoticons.

Still, you're welcome, seeing as that was a rousing success

:smug:

I am completely lost again..

Also, I dunno really how to do the emoticons

that's what I have you for

Don't count on me. For anything.

Too late..:(

Ladies and gentlemen we are pulling away Reality Station, our next stop is Disappointment Plaza, from there it is just a short hop to Regret Terrace.

Please remember that there is no disembarking, you are with us until we derail and summarily combust.

We hope you'll enjoy your time on the Neg-Liner. Sit back, relax, and enjoy your fate.

My fate was signed the first time I stepped foot into this thread....oh, so many tears ago....

This thread...it's darkness...

http://mmii.info/icons/MiniGuy77/anime_blueSubmarine6-mutio.gif

That Harry Potter image is a keeper. People are talented.

My fate was signed the first time I stepped foot into this thread....oh, so many tears ago....

You can walk away. Seriously, you can.

I was going to quote more but this says it all. :D


Well.....

:smug:

Neg wins the past 3 pages.

---------- Post added at 01:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:47 PM ----------

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqwjojnDy1qg39ewo1_500.gif

---------- Post added at 02:49 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:52 PM ----------



---------- Post added at 02:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:49 PM ----------



---------- Post added at 02:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:55 PM ----------

So that's what a lynch mob looks like close-up. Very edifying. I was kinda expecting the greatest nation in the civilised world ?. Where victims don't deserve to be kicked, just because they are victims. That was obviously expecting too much.

:doc::doc::doc:

What fucking forum does this guy think he's at?

suspect.

Usual.

Don't worry, I'm dealing with PishtyPoshty.

Top Cat of of the music forums, it seems.

Why is there so much work for me, these days? Why do I do it, when I claim not to give a shit?

:itsamystery:

:doc::doc::doc:

What fucking forum does this guy think he's at?

The concept of a nation state on the internet. Hilarious, a pity I'm all laughed out over the CJS nonsense.

I remember you.

Vaguely.

---------- Post added at 11:06 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:04 AM ----------

I just read your post. Asperger's? So many people showing up online with that, recently....

Well, into my presence, as it were.

CJS

Eh?

Wait...

Cyclone Joker Sextreme? :D

:D :D :D

Much sexier than CaptainJackSparrow.

He caused a ruckus downstairs, last night. My last quote comes from the aftermath.

Eh?

Wait...

Cyclone Joker Sextreme? :D

Yes much sexier than CaptainJackSparrow. Poor chap would flip if you called him that now I would think. It has to be said Neg that I'm also very suspicious of claims of aspergers nowadays. If that was what you were getting at?

I wasn't getting at anything. I had no idea what went on last night. :-P

I was almost blind in one eye so stayed offline. Now I just have a kind of vague drift... both in my vision and the situation.

---------- Post added at 04:26 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:23 PM ----------

I'm catching up. It's painful reading.

Yeah, that's what I was getting at.

Plus, I'm working on the assumption that Lye has been officially diagnosed (because I'm friends with the guy [and he's cogent and lucid] and what else am I going to go on, considering it's the internet) but we don't see him running around acting that way.

I'll take a moment here to say that I realize I shouldn't be running around in music forum business. That's me being an ass, and growing annoyed at this forum and internet culture in general. I'm not going to blame it on anything but my own volition and bad decisions.

I'll stay up here.

Blind in one eye?! I hope you seen to that, I don't think there's anything more frightening to me that losing my sight.
The Pirates thread is painful reading after a point, I still find the absurdity of the whole thing incredibly funny. If he was so badly affected by the abuse he could've left, which is why I don't feel that bad laughing about it.

Neg, I don't see why you should restrict yourself to GD, the forum shouldn't devolve into heterogeneous tribes. If you'll forgive me I think this mindset is part of the shrines decline, in my opinion anyway.

I'll stay up here.

See, I didn't even see the posts that mentioned that :erm:

Still, I latched onto him saying he likes little boys. Regardless of context, it's not a wise thing to say anything like that, considering it can be freed of its context without any effort.

Blind in one eye?! I hope you seen to that, I don't think there's anything more frightening to me that losing my sight.

It was scary beans. I got something in it, way way down where I couldn't get at. Screwed up how the world looked. Things were purple and drifty. :confused: If it doesn't come back to normal over the weekend I'll go to a doc on Monday.



Useless table. Nowhere to set my beer.

Neg, I don't see why you should restrict yourself to GD, the forum shouldn't devolve into heterogeneous tribes. If you'll forgive me I think this mindset is part of the shrines decline, in my opinion anyway.

I see where you're coming from, and I don't necessarily disagree. In my specific case, I'm just dragging other people into my agenda.

If I were to go down there to have legitimate conversations about music, I agree it would be beneficial.

See, I didn't even see the posts that mentioned that :erm:

Still, I latched onto him saying he likes little boys. Regardless of context, it's not a wise thing to say anything like that, considering it can be freed of its context without any effort.

That's why I thought he was a troll, I gathered that he KNEW it was a bad idea, yet still decided to do that. Maybe he does have developmental problems. I'm sceptical though!


I see where you're coming from, and I don't necessarily disagree. In my specific case, I'm just dragging other people into my agenda.

If I were to go down there to have legitimate conversations about music, I agree it would be beneficial.

What agenda? I gather you mod the forum in some capacity?

thank you, neg.

about my asperger's, it's not something i usually feel the need to share with others.

the reason i mention it in my sig is because i want people to know that if i sometimes seem rude or aloof or insensitive, i'm probably not trying to be a jerk, i'm just clueless about social interaction.

data and spock are my personal heroes. vulcans and androids are total aspies.

but i think there's a lot of phony aspies online that use it as an excuse to act like total fucktarded assholes. that pisses me off to no end because it gives genuine aspies a bad rep.

---------- Post added at 11:48 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:45 AM ----------

we're not all crazy a-hole pedos.

i don't think people would even realize i'm an aspie unless i mentioned it.

in real life scenarios, people just assume i'm a little shy, weird and socially awkward.

i suppose i may come off as a snob in my online interactions.

What agenda? I gather you mod the forum in some capacity?

I do, but my forums are of no real consequence.

but i'm probably one of the nicest people on this forum, in the sense that i generally hate to hurt people's feelings or make them feel small.

occasionally i joke and jest but it's all in good fun. nice thing about STS is that you all have pretty thick skin and realize that. unfortunately i can sometimes be perceived by non-sts members as a total dick or troll.

---------- Post added at 11:56 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:55 AM ----------

oh doc

---------- Post added at 11:56 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:56 AM ----------

poop eaters anonymous

nice thing about STS is that you all have pretty thick skin

I have turtle skin... apparently. Pervert in a half-shell.

Just saw that fucked up Pirates thread, and I can easily say that I have not seen that much fucktardism since I have played Combat Arms. That is a very bad thing.

<a href="http://s1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/kalskirata1/?action=view&current=d9c3ae93df97cb70d1db18ed2a96e e832e6e8dd4_full.jpg" target="_blank">

I have turtle skin... apparently. Pervert in a half-shell.

DIA 7

Shrine has it's fair share of Grade A Asswipes. Luckily we don't seem to get them up here. :D

Although that's a subjective POV.

TM might argue.