http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/45/homer117.gifhttp://img695.imageshack.us/img695/8485/ohnot.jpg

Looks more modal-y but may her voice will make up for it.



that costume is worse than most cosplays.

Ohhhh ...yeah?....:eye:

nina is terribly cast and her costume sucks. they should have used the tekken 5 version. also, iirc, there is no xiaoyu. this movie officially sucks major donkey balls

But maybe, jsut maybe the Bear, Kangaroo, Log man, baby raptor, and Mexican Luchador with a panther for a head will be in it.

meh. those characters suck.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4699/prettygirlfart.gif

snorkel anyone !?

nina is terribly cast and her costume sucks. they should have used the tekken 5 version. also, iirc, there is no xiaoyu. this movie officially sucks major donkey balls


Looks more modal-y but may her voice will make up for it.



omg her costume DOES suck. WTF D::

Also, I thought I say Xiaoyu in a trailer but I could be wrong. If I am, WTF

I'm still going to see it though...

I guess 10 years after the Mortal Kombat movies they forgot how much live action fighting game adaptations suck!

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3374323-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3374326-original.html)

Pretty girls' farts smell of flower petals.


Is mediafire working for you lot?

I'm not sure if that Max Rebo is the best thing ever or the worst.

Is mediafire working for you lot?

nope....i haven't been able to upload anything for the past few days.

it's really pissing me off.

omg her costume DOES suck. WTF D::

Also, I thought I say Xiaoyu in a trailer but I could be wrong. If I am, WTF

I'm still going to see it though...

I guess 10 years after the Mortal Kombat movies they forgot how much live action fighting game adaptations suck!

pfft, just look at the recent dead or alive movie that made no money

also, toonami, idk what you were trying to say but i assume it was *model not modal, although modal is a word.

omg her costume DOES suck. WTF D::

Also, I thought I say Xiaoyu in a trailer but I could be wrong. If I am, WTF

I'm still going to see it though...

I guess 10 years after the Mortal Kombat movies they forgot how much live action fighting game adaptations suck!

The tragic thing is they don't have to. Fighting games should in all reason be the easiest to do, Just write a simple story that rips off a Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee movie and add the characters from the game into it according to there personality traits.

nope....i haven't been able to upload anything for the past few days.

it's really pissing me off.

I remember you mentioning that but I assumed it was just heavy traffic. It worked for me yesterday. Today I get a white page. :(

idk about uploading but i downloaded something from megaupload earlier

whoops you said mediafire not megaupload. nevermind.

It's nothing but smooth sailing on Deposit Files for me.

ok, heading to bed.

goodnight guys

here's another +1 one just for good luck

mediafire, megaupload or rapidshare have all shittered out on me.

I don't think it's them though....i suspect there's something wrong with my computer, but I haven't been able to figure it out yet. :-/
---

niters, anyname :)

and one more for the road

Good night Any.

pfft, just look at the recent dead or alive movie that made no money



I never even heard about that XD

i love the woman's expression in that pic

oh btw, guys, am i doing sts right?

I never even heard about that XD

exactly.

rapidshare sux.

oh btw, guys, am i doing sts right?

as long as you can keep up with the speed, you're in the clear :)

niters again

Bye Rob.

There are no rules at STS. That's the rule. Shit. Paradox. Brain melting. Back in 5. Need caffeine.

as long as you can keep up with the speed, you're in the clear :)

woot

ok, i'm off to bed 4 srs. nn

Hi Asamiya. :)

Bye anyname. :)

Brain melting. Back in 5. Need caffeine.

i had 3 cups of regular coffee after 9 pm.....i'm in for the long haul tonight.

i should find a movie to download, or start working on something creative.

Allen ! :D hi

The Muppet babies have made costumes that aren't as lazy.
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3374688-original.html)

hai Allen!

i had 3 cups of regular coffee after 9 pm.....i'm in for the long haul tonight.

i should find a movie to download, or start working on something creative.

Allen ! :D hi

Coffee (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3719181)
Hi Doc!
Hi Rick!
Everybody!? :D

Welcome Asamiya.



i had 3 cups of regular coffee after 9 pm.....i'm in for the long haul tonight.

i should find a movie to download, or start working on something creative.

Allen ! :D hi

Do something creative.

The Muppet babies have made costumes that aren't as lazy.


I'm not sure, but i think the Muppet Babies had hallucinogenic gas pumped into their nursery.

nite anyname.

Coffee (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3719181)

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Godot spoke to me!

first jesus comes to STS today, now this!

vBulletin Message
The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.


But i wanna po-st,....i wanna po-st........

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6135/homerfret.gif

Guys ?

........guys.....?

whats that smell ?
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2109/homersuspicious.gif

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Godot spoke to me!

No more waiting.






Lame joke. Sorry. :(

Guys ?

........guys.....?

whats that smell ?

A pretty lady underwater?

A pretty lady underwater?

Aah !

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9043/homerheartattack.gif

This disturbs me.

her foot is somewhat unsettling.

This disturbs me.


yeah,why didn't the kid buy hig-top converse !!!!?

Just for today. I love rapidshare. :)



"Mommy, can i have a pair of Cons?"

"No! I need shells for my new shotgun. The government are onto us."

rapidshare can suck on my fat titties

yeah...silence is usually the response to the mere mention of my fat titties.

Fat man titties. By Crom!

fat titties.



No. No. No. No. No. No. NO.

Big titties.....resting on an even bigger stomach.....jus not my thing. EVER.

www.GluttonySluts.com

You should never shoot a photo with the light source behind the subject. It makes her look... oh! Forget that.

jus' roll her in flour....look for the wet spot....slap thigh......ride the wave in.

exit that idea....even if by an exit....it ain't exit enough !

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/982/missingthecookoff.gif

jus' roll her in flour....look for the wet spot....ride the wave in.
holy fuck
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

those shit-shooters...such nice young men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI6OupafUgY

Cool.

I should pass that around at the Para-olympics :)

someone liked it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xq8wL4825s

someone liked it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xq8wL4825s

i liked it....reminded me "One Of These Days".....with more vocals.

It was a bit floydy. They have a lot of different kinds of songs.

it was alot floydy.....they even had the trippy FX bridge in the middle.

i liked the 2nd song too.

i might look further into these guys.

how many albums do they have?

EDIT: nevermind....google works wonders for the uninformed :)

Mogwai member in it ... cool :D

Geoff Barrow played with them too.

None more floydy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ9C3R7u0DI

yeah....i remember these guys. good stuff

They were the "Fear Of A Black Planet" guys.....that aren't Public Enemy.

Fear of a blank planet yeah.

I have no idea why or how it got there, but I just opened my music folder to find one folder of pictures and fonts from that MJ movie "The Wiz".

really fuckin' weird. I have no idea where it came from.

Don't drink and download.

Don't drink and download.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif


Someone recommended I watch this macho nonsense. Is it any good? Keep in mind I thought 300 was shit. Thats what it looks like to my eyes.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHxn8mTpAJU)

that can be the only explanation........i wish i knew when I snagged that "gem".

anyways, I'm heading off.

niters :)

good night cuckoo

nite dude... sorry had a shit-load of emails come in ! .....and msn is SHIT ! only manages to put up half the letters i type ! been like that for months !

Someone recommended I watch this macho nonsense. Is it any good? Keep in mind I thought 300 was shit. Thats what it looks like to my eyes.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHxn8mTpAJU)

that's another of Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert's 'bad' tv shows, isn't it?

I think Steve DeKnight (Buffy/Angel) is the showrunner.

who knows? it might be enjoyable in a fluffy way.

niters again :D

niters :)

http://i46.tinypic.com/28lq51d.gif

edit: I have to go into town to get some cash. The local bank machine is still under the influence of Bill. Later. guys. :)

never typed so fast in my life....or corrected so much !



typed so fast,i went back in time,like the Time Tunnel....

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/2491/tumblrkthcajjibq1qzt4vj.gif

which is less future to cuckoo.... we almost met !

Guys ?

!

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/5097/stimpytap.gif

ok....laters.

cue budarc.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/318/huhk.gif thats the,...uh,......"shit" !
......http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5834/popcornnommer.gif

Oh ! you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me man !

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/97/budarc.gifBudarc? Is that you?

HEHEHEH

Guys............................................?

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7231/guysm.gif

Hey,

Just popping in as a reminder, Akira Kurosawa is on TCM tonight (http://www.tcm.com/schedule/index.jsp?startDate=3/9/2010&timezone=EST&cid=N).
So I probably won't be on here very much.

PENIS BUTTS WILL NEVER DIEEEEEEEEE

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/5866/assssssssses.gif

typed so fast,i went back in time,like the Time Tunnel....

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/2491/tumblrkthcajjibq1qzt4vj.gif

which is less future to cuckoo.... we almost met !

is that why i woke up with a large loaf on my lawn this morning?

Akira Kurosawa is on TCM tonight (http://www.tcm.com/schedule/index.jsp?startDate=3/9/2010&timezone=EST&cid=N).


feck....i wish i could afford cable.

Kurosawa goodness for the whole night.

Oh ! you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me man !

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/97/budarc.gifBudarc? Is that you?

HEHEHEH

that's not budarc, that's suji

is that why i woke up with a large loaf on my lawn this morning?

a loaf !?

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/874/startrekfacepalm.gif

that's not budarc, that's suji
actually....i think it's Doc.


I put my favourite stuffed frog in there. You know the one with hole poked in where the anus would be?



------------------------

a loaf !?

who you have preferred i said 'gut chutney'?

"fudge dumplings" woulda sufficed !

i'd watch her fudge it !

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1254/bootyslaps.gif
http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/4219/droolinghomerw.gif

Ooooohhh, FUDGE!

cue budarc.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/7611/cuebudarc.gif

page 900 coming up soon.....hope we all have somethin'......eye-popping planned.

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8381/eyepop.gif

spoiler that pls

i don't like gorey stuff

that's House! how did that even get past the network censors?

holy shit, that's gross!

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

----

i'm out for now.......laters :)

later dude,have a good one.

spoiler that pls

unable to spoiler...laughing too "hard".

c'mon,....smile.

D:

we need to look at something beautiful and hot now to counteract the effects of that nastiness.

i will provide it.

erm,...

k.....

whooooosh...over my head !

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/1386/buzzfag.gif

here is some "beauty" for you all,before i leave....



thats all folks....nite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fhVLykF3nU

(cynic)

http://www.myspace.com/cyniconline

that was really cool.

i thoroughly enjoyed that.

------


http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/03/04/lol-tim-burtons-secret-formula/

Haha.
I loved the Danny Elfman parts.

....AND NOW...
...
...a man in a box.



now, you may all consider your day complete :)

fine...then more men in a box....Metal Gear cosplay :)

i buddy of mine went around town and put these up all over children's playgrounds last night
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

^^^ Where is Chris Hansen when you need him?!

:chrishansen:

right there

^^^ Where is Chris Hansen when you need him?!

I've tried reporting Pedo-bear to him.

He called me delusional, deeply troubled and hung up on me.

i buddy of mine went around town and put these up all over children's playgrounds last night
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif





Do not run from me Pedobear.

I will find you.

And I will kill you.

http://media.omfgif.com/gif/085159pedo_bear_tackle_gif.gif

the number of c-list celebrities that visit "Shoot The Shit" is astounding.

morning, all. :)



edit: Just read, Cronenberg is hoping to do a sequel to Eastern Promises. :) Win.

mornin', Doc :)

That's not my toes. My feet aren't that happy. Anyway, I have 7 toes on my left and 11 on my right. :)

Server probleam again, so I went to find something to read. Discovered my melancholy death of oyster boy book, that I thought I'd lost last time I moved house. Happy days. :)

Some cool Tim Burton Concept sketches (http://www.cinematical.com/photos/tim-burtons-moma-exhibition-0/)

rumor's around the hospital says you put those toes in the wrongs spots.......and some of them are actually budarc's severed toes on your left foot.

Extra toes are useful for when you need to insert one in a collegues ass. :) Now if I could just graft on that 3rd hand I could fap and type with equal proficiency.

At the same time.

Server probleam again, so I went to find something to read. Discovered my melancholy death of oyster boy book, that I thought I'd lost last time I moved house. Happy days. :)

my favorite's are "The Boys With Nails In His Eyes" and I forget the other what the other one is called, but it's got the kid who was mauled by a bear.

It's a great read. :) They should fill school libraries with it. It would be perfect for a childs development. :)

Anyone want a beer?


Back in a few minutes. Breakfast time.

Now if I could just graft on that 3rd hand I could fap and type with equal proficiency.

At the same time.

if that's budarc's hand that you've got for the third....:erm: I dunno......i don't care if it's attached to you. Fapping with budarc's hand still seems really...um...oh, I don't know........WEIRD.

But if I use budarc's hand to type, I'll end up with a google image goatse search, so while I fap i will be viewing goatse. That is worse. What is the lesser of two evils?

Entry requirements for the STS fun fair, to be held at a corner near you this summer.

The STS Fun Fair?

we'll never be allowed on this planet again after that.

Ok. Ok. I know this one. It's a squirrel, right?



Doc, you are the brain of Britain.

i will provide it.



hot

hot

http://forums.ffshrine.org/customavatars/avatar229289_5.gif
hotter :D

cold. :)

mornin'

any wanters/takers ?

Dick Tracy Score

Оригинальное название: Dick Tracy
Исполнитель: Danny Elfman
Год выхода: 1990
Жанр: Score
Формат: MP3
Битрейт аудио: CBR / Stereo / 44 kHz / 320 kbs
Количество треков: 16
Общая длительность звучания: 00:34:55
Размер архива: 78 Мб (Добавлено 5% для восстановления)

Треклист:
01. Danny Elfman - Main Titles
02. Danny Elfman - After the "Kid"
03. Danny Elfman - Crime Spree
04. Danny Elfman - Breathless1 Theme
05. Danny Elfman - Big Boy & Bad Boys
06. Danny Elfman - Tess1 Theme
07. Danny Elfman - Slimy D.A.
08. Danny Elfman - Breathless Comes On
09. Danny Elfman - Meet the Blank
10. Danny Elfman - The Story Unfolds
11. Danny Elfman - Blank Gets the Goods
12. Danny Elfman - Rooftops
13. Danny Elfman - Tess1 Theme (Reprise)
14. Danny Elfman - The Chase
15. Danny Elfman - Showdown & Reunited
16. Danny Elfman - Finale

Morning mental. I have that score already. Thanks though. :)

http://forums.ffshrine.org/customavatars/avatar229289_5.gif
hotter :D

hottest {?}



{Sanico ???!}

This is from a show that used to be on UK television, called Catch Phrase. Contestants hit the button to reveal a square and have to guess the picture behind the squares. Can you guess what it is yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtLLP9oieN0&feature=player_embedded#

2 Versions of "Titty-Copter".

Decide your favorite.
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2591/helitits.gif

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/245/yucktq.gif

granted the 2nd Titty-Copter....is about to crash.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/245/yucktq.gif

granted the 2nd Titty-Copter....is about to crash.

She takes the "fun" out of "fun bags".

She takes the "fun" out of "fun bags".

i heard that.

damn straight.

When the river runs red,

Try the dirt track instead.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ouch! Powertools are supposed to be macho fun.

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Black_20and_20Decker_28New_2DNieuw_29_20_28Medium_ 29.jpg

so,.......any plans for Page 900,guys ????

cuckoo's still here.

i'm having fuckin' problems.....the pages are loading way too slow.

waaayyyy too slow.

I'm fucking going to get some fresh air, before i throw this fuckin' computer out the window. :D

be back laters

cuckoo's still here.

i'm having fuckin' problems.....the pages are loading way too slow.

waaayyyy too slow.

I'm fucking going to get some fresh air, before i throw this fuckin' computer out the window. :D

be back laters

my Gifs WIN/LOSE again !!

cuckoo, when you get back from dogging, hit CTRL, ALT and DEL and go to the "processes" tab. It's usually the second one accross. And check how many things you have running. If there is stuff going on there you don't need, or want, you can maybe determine why it's running so slow. The "mem processes" column will give an indication if something is eating up your resources.


This girl could have her uses. :)



Page 900. I hadn't given it any thought, yet.

mental, run for the hills. The futs are real.

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Procrastination_20_28Definition_29_20_28Small_29.j pg

This girl could have her uses. :)


.

yeah,....in the kitchen bitch & make me pancakes.

heheheh i jest........too early for pancakes.

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8154/broads.gif

Broads ....!?!?!?!

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/3011/aaaah.gif any relation to that hottie ?

A boy and his dog. Best pals.

Pussy Action from Action Pussy.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/1227/catdoorwin.gif

At least something works in windows.

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/techhumor2.gif

Boooom Headshot.

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1094/dogheadshot.gif

.

yes ?

http://i41.tinypic.com/1zgxncm.gif

But somehow some slip through to enter here AND COMPLAIN !!!!.

The cheek of it !

Not so much action,from overweight pussy.

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3536/fatcatm.gif its a cat from WALL-E !

Scary Poppins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic&feature=player_embedded)

yes ?

Had technical difficulties. Do not adjust your crotch.

Scary Poppins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic&feature=player_embedded)

lol

thats like the fricken Exorcist !

cue exorcist type Gifs.

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8392/exorcisth.gifhttp://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6052/cockmonste.gif

I think I just wasted my money.





The Kangaroo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYODfPwBuvo&feature=player_embedded)

I think I just wasted my money.




i mean what the hell does that mean !?.

if i buy a set of micro screwdrivers....i want 'em with the option of poking around in every orifice i have !.

i'm taking that to the european parliament.

guessing thats more than just ants in his pants !

Cuckoo's kitchen?

Hey...

Managed to see most of Ikiru but nature called and I missed the turning point of the 2nd act, Started Throne of Blood and seeing as I already watched it years ago decided to do some stretching while watching but when I started doing some leg and back stuff on my bed I fell right the fuck asleep and dosed for a while now I'm up and feel terrible.

Throne of Blood is fantastic. Ran is my favourite Kurosawa.

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/saddaam.gif

Sniff what? Fuck that. Let him escape.



Bathroom acoustics are the best.

sometimes i picture cuckoo's kitchen as a mighty fine eating establishment......

other times i picture....a kinda,.....tim burton-scissorhands-nightmare before Christmas-dark knight-strange tea cups-body parts-moist/sticky table tops by the side of an un-named highway with a motel with payphone so old calls go through to a switchboard run by a family member of the motel staff......kinda place.

either way i'd eat there....i get hungry when i'm hungry !

Cuckoo's kitchen?





Ha he married a pirate how was after his money so she could buy more peg legs. It's sad that no one needs him or will feed him now that he's 64 :'(

ah,a young lars ulrich pounding away at his tom-toms in the little boys room.

we've all been there.

Ha he married a pirate how was after his money so she could buy more peg legs. It's sad that no one needs him or will feed him now that he's 64 :'(

What about Vera, Chuck, and Dave?

Boob search.



Yea. You passed.

Ha he married a pirate how was after his money so she could buy more peg legs. It's sad that no one needs him or will feed him now that he's 64 :'(

lol

sometimes i picture cuckoo's kitchen as a mighty fine eating establishment......

other times i picture....a kinda,.....tim burton-scissorhands-nightmare before Christmas-dark knight-strange tea cups-body parts-moist/sticky table tops by the side of an un-named highway with a motel with payphone so old calls go through to a switchboard run by a family member of the motel staff......kinda place.

I'm leaning toward the latter. :)

Throne of Blood is fantastic. Ran is my favourite Kurosawa.

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/saddaam.gif

Luckily I still have a VCR and a bunch of tapes that I can record onto so I can see Hidden Fortress tomorrow. It's been on my movie queue and after hearing it heavily inspired Star Wars it's a must watch.

Its better than Star Wars. :) (sorry, rick.)

random jedi.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/4053/jedistereo.gif

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Saddam_20_28A_20Matter_20of_20Time_29_28Animated_2 9.gif

I didn't know saddam was a swinger....until he swung !

Back in a few minutes. Caffeine.

Its better than Star Wars. :) (sorry, rick.)

i'll post this on rick's behalf.

"You're gettin sleepy......There is nothing better than Star Wars"

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9109/troopertunnel.gif

i'm gonna get my 2nd mug o' coffee....1st one barely cracks the surface

!>?!

http://i44.tinypic.com/drbjoy.gif

I'm sure I already posted this but it's a redhead's boobies and David Bowie and everyone could use more of those.

i'm gonna get my 2nd mug o' coffee....1st one barely cracks the surface

!>?!

mentals coffee cup. http://www.halcyon.com/donace/JUMBOMUG2.GIF

mentals coffee cup. http://www.halcyon.com/donace/JUMBOMUG2.GIF

yeah,i like to dunk my whole loaf in there....

yes, "my loaf" cuckoo...!

I don't drink coffee and have no taste for it, is that weird?

yeah,i like to dunk my whole loaf in there....

yes, "my loaf" cuckoo...!

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

I don't drink coffee and have no taste for it, is that weird?

weird enough for this thread !

It's ok to not like coffee. If you like boobs, you'll fit in. :)

I don't drink coffee and have no taste for it, is that weird?

you're fired.

shit Doc !!!

i'm at 2,200 posts...and somehow...you got a thousand more than me !!!!!!!!?

f**K !!!

i've been slacking !

my home kitchen? or my restaurant's kitchen?

I like the sound of my own typing. :)


Your restaurant, I meant.

can you guys ever forgive my "slackness" ?

maybe if i show something "firm"....

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6791/elenah.gif

that might help.

my home kitchen? or my restaurant's kitchen?

&/Or "both".

depends.....!

you're fired.

But I don't even work here Mr. Crabs.

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6791/elenah.gif

She was in playboy many years ago. I remember. :)

Your restaurant, I meant.

Actually, it's pretty nice. It's been all redone late last year.....you can fit about 6 cooks on at once comfortably,(8 if it's killer busy).

The floor looks even nice......waterfall, black shiney bar....every single waitress is :naughty:

you guys would like it alot.

and yeah...mental....they are pretty much one and the same.

i like to think that work is my home, and my home really belongs to my cat.

She was in playboy many years ago. I remember. :)

she was in E.T. !

Not the hardest porn i ever watched...!

But I don't even work here Mr. Crabs.

well, then YOU'RE HIRED!!!! :D :D :D :D

....

and now you're fired

Actually, it's pretty nice. It's been all redone late last year.....you can fit about 6 cooks on at once comfortably,(8 if it's killer busy).

The floor looks even nice......waterfall, black shiney bar....every single waitress is :naughty:

you guys would like it alot.

Pics man,PICS.....??????

I wanna see that waterfall dammit.

you BIG tease.

heheh

Actually, it's pretty nice. It's been all redone late last year.....you can fit about 6 cooks on at once comfortably,(8 if it's killer busy).

The floor looks even nice......waterfall, black shiney bar....every single waitress is :naughty:

you guys would like it alot.

Shit, man. You're making me hungry for waitress.

not for customers though.

anom nom nom nom

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Pics man,PICS.....??????
I wanna see that waterfall dammit.
you BIG tease.
heheh
:eye: the waterfall?
of all the things you want to see the waterfall?
what have you done with the real mental?

Shit, man. You're making me hungry for waitress.
work boners are the funniest.

:D

ok,...

what i really want,are waitress pics,telephone numbers,myspace links and to top it off...put lipstick on their nipples for a lipstick nipple-print.

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I'M BA-A-A-A-A-CK

Lipstick nipples? That sounds like fun.

Lipstick nipples? That sounds like fun.

It is.

a very bored,lonely horny man can come up with just about "anything" arousing if left alone to his own devices.....on a long enough time-line !

ok,...
what i really want,are waitress pics,telephone numbers,myspace links and to top it off...put lipstick on their nipples for a lipstick nipple-print.


management handing out that kind of info is kind of frowned upon here.....i don't know about the future.....but...oh wait...lipstick on the nipples? yeah...i can do that!

management handing out that kind of info is kind of frowned upon here.....i don't know about the future.....but...oh wait...lipstick on the nipples? yeah...i can do that!

Thats the stuff.

good man.

dependable.

since I have no idea what is what on computers, perhaps one of you could tell me what this mess means and what do i actually need.

since I have no idea what is what on computers, perhaps one of you could tell me what this mess means and what do i actually need.

Docs even got a higher count on there,than me......!

No major heavy users on there. My processes are way higher than that {sorry mental :)} so don't know why you got a slow PC.

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Docs even got a higher count on there,than me......!
Dammit Doc! How do you do it?
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Tom's got a higher count than you!

me thinks now Page 900....

{FAIL/WIN}?

YAY !!

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WIN

about the 900th

you guys heard of the Pocket Plastic Pussy......?

I bring you my version.

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2986/pocketpussywardrobe.gif

No major heavy users on there. My processes are way higher than that {sorry mental :)} so don't know why you got a slow PC.

i'm beginning to think my comps either on it's last legs or one of the viruses that attacked me in the last month or so, did some nasty damage before I fished it out.

900!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Your virtual memeory settings could be contributing. too. You are running low on room. XP needs a certain percentage of free space to work properly.

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well it wouldn't be a 900th Page if budarc didn't get a mention,so,.....

cue budarc.

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if budarc doesn't show up for page 1000, i'm posting pics of his face photoshopped on masturbating monkeys....well....actually.....now he might not show up just so he can see that.

if budarc doesn't show up for page 1000

i'm posting pics of his face photoshopped on masturbating monkeys.

hasn't HE already posted those ????

Your virtual memeory settings could be contributing. too. You are running low on room. XP needs a certain percentage of free space to work properly.

yeah...how do i change that or free space?

every now and then, a balloon appears telling me about my lack of virtual memory, yet offers no solutions.....damn Windows.

hasn't HE already posted those ????

Reginald Bigglesworth III and Slappy?

yeah.

but i'll put his face on the monkeys.

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thats cool.

prefer when my girl does her Ms. PACMAN impression.

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women !?

i don't know if it was mention on the VGM thread or not.....

but did you guys hear this?

the guy who won the highest bid for the Avatar 3CD recording sessions, paid $3060!!!

$3060!!!!

that's over 3 months of rent for me!

what? how? what? ZWUH?!?!?!

Virtual memory problem. I can't recall how to fix it. It happened my brother. Google it.

i don't know if it was mention on the VGM thread or not.....

but did you guys hear this?

the guy who won the highest bid for the Avatar 3CD recording sessions, paid $3060!!!

$3060!!!!

that's over 3 months of rent for me!

what? how? what? ZWUH?!?!?!

i once bid �180.00 /$300.00 on the PREDATOR score on eBay...!

had been waiting 20 years for it...never knew how/where to get "free" music online at the time....i got out-bid !

that one guy kind of looks like Elijah Wood.

that guy kind of looks like Elijah Wood.

Didn't think "Elijah" liked "pussy".....!

thought he liked little pasty looking trolls in a loincloth.

Hell, I got a phone call. Friend wants to hit the town. I have to leave in about 10 minutes. Still, time for Chocolate syrup wrestling.



Avatar score wasn't even that good.

Hell, I got a phone call. Friend wants to hit the town. I have to leave in about 10 minutes.


hit the town? at 10 in the morning?

you future guys do get your drink on early.

have a good one :)

Hell, I got a phone call. Friend wants to hit the town. I have to leave in about 10 minutes. Still, time for Chocolate syrup wrestling.

pace yourself.....

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have fun.

Jebus, no. We aren't going drinking. I'm a weekend drinker. It was just an expression. We going into town/shops to get a birthday gift for someone.



Do you have mother's day in the past? Your momma will tear you a new asshole if you forget that. I can sort that out today too.

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yup....mother's day is the busiest frackin' day in restaurants.

um....you're gonna look into getting my mom to tear me a new asshole? what?

our mom's day isn't until May though. :)

i've got plenty of time

well here's hoping your day goes....perfectly.

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/8624/perfectcircle.gif !!!!

um....you're gonna look into getting my mom to tear me a new asshole? what?

It does read like that, doesn't it? Win.



The butt sniffing line. It's a heirarchy.

Shit, that circle guy is a bit good.