sometimes when i think of how i have ruined any chances with Sanico...i just....i.....

...she,.....i,......

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/carey_gag.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1606)

um....wow.............there there.

:eye:

from now on, you're going to look like Lloyd in my head.

well last night with the ExEx....was a lot of talking as "the ipcress file" DVD played.

i thought she was bringing 'round "Cum Slut Bukakke finals championships 2009" !

...and she brought over Notting Hill?

MIchael Caine atleast.....he's a decent actor.

no,...just the "ipcress file".....

it wouldn;t have been so bad if it was the original italian job !....at least...car chases and stuff as i pretended to listen to her !

what about Notting Hill?

what about Notting Hill?

the movie.

i know it's a movie...but what about it?

you know....the blood.

you're weird.

erm,.... is that with julia robots ?

never saw it !

oh ! this "might" be a funny topic....what have all you guys got for wallpapers & screensavers ?

some green squiggly lines.

apparently not that funny.

i used to have this as my wallpaper:



i've never really been much of a wallpaper desktop kind of guy....i don't really care.

for the most part, I usually just leave the window open on this thread and a few other sites as well

erm,...yeah i'm not so into it...but figured out how to do the screensaver thing today....go the batman begins logo...but its smaller than my screen ! meh !

but my wallpaper is :



just took me 10 minutes to load that pic !

the fencing work in that pic is exquisite

i want that chair for my garden....recliner !

and the care taken in that lawn....the grass is so well kept and natural looking..

wonderful. just wonderful.

i'd cartainly like to trim her bush if it got out of hand !

:shock:

you're disgusting.

:loldata:

So remember mad777?

Apparently he's the awesomest person in the world, because he just found this for me.

Infestation (2009, Promo) - Steven Gutheinz (http://rapidshare.com/files/303697073/Infsttn-SG.rar)

Give it a try!

and for those of you that can't wait for wolfman...i bring you buseyman.

{yes cuckoo...i know you're laughin at this one !!!!}

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Gary_busey_creepin.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4087)

I don't know about you guys, but it's the one that comes up at the bottom with the crazed look in his eye (:rolleyes:) that always gets me.

wow....he found it.

that's some impressive hunting skills.

Mad seems to have taken the role of top man at the Hunt thread now that everyone else dropped off the face of the earth, hasn't he?

it's a pretty good score, you say? i'll give 'er a listen, as soon as fuckin' rapidshare has an empty slot.

I don't know about you guys, but it's the one that comes up at the bottom with the crazed look in his eye (:rolleyes:) that always gets me.

i like the one that's tip-toeing and watching where he steps.

fuckin' hilarious.

it's a pretty good score, you say? i'll give 'er a listen, as soon as fuckin' rapidshare has an empty slot.

I thought it was at the time that I saw it. Truth be told, I don't remember anything about it right now. ;) Hope my instincts serve me right!

i'm gonna give up on rapidshare until tonight..........if i spend the next half hour waiting for an open slot and finally hear this score and it sucks i might have to eat you.

so i'll just wait till later, untill then

http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/1816.gif

sorry guys....been arguing with someone on my msn.....

don't you just hate that.....'cos you gotta type 1,000x faster than usual ! heheheh

i'm pretty beat....might be back later !

i just spent most of day with rapidshare....on that COD5 score....in King Ogg Vabris....or whatever his Viking name is, to find i can't play it !.

7 parts......http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/AceVentura.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1582)

i'm gonna give up on rapidshare until tonight..........if i spend the next half hour waiting for an open slot and finally hear this score and it sucks i might have to eat you.

I think the longer you covet these things, the more expectations you have (and the bigger the letdown). I don't think it was a great piece of art, but it was pretty fun romp for the time and circumstances of the movie.

laters melvin


and

a brand new way to "shoot the shit"

http://acidcow.com/content/img/new03/41/03.gif

gross....i wonder how far the tube is up his bum.

a brand new way to "shoot the shit"

http://acidcow.com/content/img/new03/41/03.gif

gross....i wonder how far the tube is up his bum.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Oh My God!

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

I think the longer you covet these things, the more expectations you have (and the bigger the letdown). I don't think it was a great piece of art, but it was pretty fun romp for the time and circumstances of the movie.

so does this mean i have to eat you anyways?

I wish you would.

i'm going to roll up little chunks of you into a nice tortilla shell, with some lettuce, cheese and refried beans.

then maybe put your anus on a stick and freeze it.

I'll have a nice budarc anus popsicle tommorrow as i fart out wet spots of beans n' bits o' budarc.

yum.

You're going to put my asshole on a stick?

:shock:

There's...uh...not too much meat around that area, is there?

I guess it's more about quality than quantity, though.

I don't know about you, but I'm kinda aroused.

Dude, everytime you post here I'm like, "Oh cool, a new poster!"

Then I realize it's just you with a new avatar and siggy.

:loldata:

I don't know about you, but I'm kinda aroused.

well, i guess kinda is better than nothing.......

....i'm hungry now.

Luckily for me, I have quick access to my own anus!

Infestation Megaupload link:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JSNM00Y8

(For my own records)

Dude, everytime you post here I'm like, "Oh cool, a new poster!"

Then I realize it's just you with a new avatar and siggy.

:loldata:

I do that to people, yes.

That reminds of Arrested Development, when Martin Mull guest stars as the undercover guy and keeps on fooling Lucille.

budarc is like Lucille and freaks out everytime Neg pops up in disguise.

"�Amigos!" is the episode.

budarc is like Lucille

i'll bet you get that alot, don't you?

Lucille Ball? Is that just because of my great Harpo Marx impression?

no, it's because of your uncanny ability to fill your mouth with....well...in your case it's not chocolate.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

I'm known internationally for my ability to fill my mouth with shit.



http://www.fishing4fun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1254kaylyn_eating_chocolate_august_2_2005_v-med.JPG

as a kid you wouldn't let your mother throw away your dirty diapers until you buried your face in it



fuck...searching for this pic, led me to stumble upon one of the pics that got you banned for a day

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

fuckin' nasty......that and the 30 other pics i found

the incredible amount of pictures of other men's penises and other people's shit that i've seen since this thread started is astonishing.

I was tempted to post that pic again...the one with the fucked up guy covered in his own feces, right? Too fucking hilarious.

:-P

Yeah, I think I've become 75% more gay and 98% more inclined towards scatology since joining this thread. Ah well, it's all in a day's work.

yup...that'd be the pic.

i'll look back at this thread 30 years down the road and wonder, "whatever happened to The Richard Kind's penis that shit out Happy Meals?"

then i'll smile, not because of the good/bad memories, but because i remembered i have my hands down the front of my pants picking through the crabs and fungus.

I don't know about you, but it's not even 30 years later and I already have my hands down my pants................................

Wah wah waaaaaaaaaah. :-P

Hey, what'd you think of that Infestation score? Not too shabby, eh? I'm considering hassling all composers for their unreleased promos now. The internet can be a wonderful thing.......mwa ha ha ha ha. :cool:

to be honest, I'm grabbing it right now.

um...the score....i'm grabbing the score right now................but if you want i can grab myself for you too. :-P

:eye:

shite!

megaupload won't let me download anything for awhile because i download a 800 MB sized file a few hours ago.

guess rapidshare it is :(

nice....i like it :)

it's like Elfman, Beltrami and Newton Howard had a baby.

well...i guess it's like Elfman, Beltrami and Newton Howard were all in "Three Men & A Baby"......and the baby's played by Bernard Herrmann.

megaupload won't let me download anything for awhile because i download a 800 MB sized file a few hours ago.

Heh. So how was that porn video you downloaded? :p

Megaupload is imposing download limit rules again? Dagnabit.


nice....i like it :)

it's like Elfman, Beltrami and Newton Howard had a baby.

well...i guess it's like Elfman, Beltrami and Newton Howard were all in "Three Men & A Baby"......and the baby's played by Bernard Herrmann.

Yeah, the movie ain't so bad either. Cheesy, wholesome bug-squashing fun.

All righty, so far I've harrassed Max Lichtenstein, Nicholas Pike, and Tim Atack regarding release of their scores. I was not successfully able to find a mode of contact for Teddy Castellucci, Richard Marvin, Theodore Shapiro or Stephen Barton. Charlie Clouser has a MySpace, but I'm unable to find an e-mail address to get in touch with him.

Somehow I'm not expecting any replies. I'm sure they're all thinking to themselves, "Who is this asshole who's demanding my music for free? Fuck him. Fuck him up his tight wet little asshole."

Tight, asshole, and budarc in the same sentence.

Something doesn't compute...

Yes, it is true, my anus is loose. But that's because of all the loud farts I rip, and has nothing whatsoever to do with all the hard cocks that have been shoved up there.

Tight, asshole, and budarc in the same sentence.

Something doesn't compute...

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

i almost spat my drink out when i saw this

i feel like pooh tonight......why is the rule you only get sick on your own time (usually on the weekend)?

i should eat sick.

I just watched Lady In The Water and Bubba Ho-Tep tonight ;)

and just read that Ron Perlman and Paul Giamatti will be in the new Bubba Nosferatu, replacing Bruce Campbell.

hmmm....interesting choices.

here's a promo pic of budarc all suited up as Dorothy in the new Golden Girls reboot movie.



I hear budarc's very excited to work with Kim Catrall, Sally Field and Nichelle Nichols in this sexy new Golden Girls.

Boooom Head shot

<a href="http://giftube.com/">


Morning.....fuck ! i slept until 10:00am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i haven't been in a coma in a long time !

hahahaha

Bot Fly Nipples !!!!

<a href="http://www.giffies.com/" TITLE="Giffies.com :: Adult Gifs">

grab the heads and pull them out.

... just read that Ron Perlman and Paul Giamatti will be in the new Bubba Nosferatu, replacing Bruce Campbell.

hmmm....interesting choices.

looks promising

I just watched Lady In The Water and Bubba Ho-Tep tonight ;)

and just read that Ron Perlman and Paul Giamatti will be in the new Bubba Nosferatu, replacing Bruce Campbell.

hmmm....interesting choices.

What? Bruce Campbell is passing up Bubba Ho-Tep 2? Has he got something better to do? :-P

Yeah, yeah, his character got killed off in the first one. But please don't tell me Ron Perlman comes back as "The King." (The real one, maybe?)

And what the fuck is Paul Giamatti doing in this? He's a decent actor!

Seems Bruce is going to have an "unknown major role" in Spidey 4.
AND MORE ASH! Good News.

randoms !

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjtJZIiks7Y

this guys got balls.

talent time.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062009/1246272760_russias_got_talent.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/983150)


for the talentless.

http://i37.tinypic.com/2eb8lxv.gif

If you're going to do it, then do it with style.

What? Bruce Campbell is passing up Bubba Ho-Tep 2? Has he got something better to do? :-P

Yeah, yeah, his character got killed off in the first one. But please don't tell me Ron Perlman comes back as "The King." (The real one, maybe?)

And what the fuck is Paul Giamatti doing in this? He's a decent actor!

I like Ron Perlman....i think he's great.

And Paul Giamatti? Poor guy hasn't done anything the critics or the movie fans have liked since Sideways. He's not really in demand. He's part of the next Rob Zombie movie.......that kinda says it all right there. I guess his role in John Adams was good, but that show was really only big in the States.....the rest of the world wasn't too interested. Let's hope the Three Stooges helps him out a little and boosts him up to Phillip Seymour Hoffman and John C. Reilly levels.

Loves me some Paul Giamatti. Sideways, American Splendor. Glorious.

John Adams was honestly kinda boring. That's not his fault, though. It's my distaste for American history.

American Slendor was great......i liked him in Man On The Moon....and he was one of the only good parts about the Planet of The Apes remake.

and yeah...John Adams was one big snooze-fest, i watched 3 episodes and stopped. I just didn't give a damn. Which is too bad, because Laura Linney, David Morse, Sarah Polley and Tom Wilkinson are all really good actors too.

Seems Bruce is going to have an "unknown major role" in Spidey 4.
AND MORE ASH! Good News.

Heh, Evil Dead 4 has been "TBA" for close to 15 years now.

And Bruce has always has "major roles" in all the Spider-Man movies; from announcing Spider-Man in the first one, literally "stopping him" in the second one, and the whole cheesy mustached French restaurant thing in the third one. ;)

That'd be awesome if they actually made him a villain in the fourth one. Of course, Sam Raimi doesn't seem too keen on giving Bruce any leading man roles in any of his big-budget productions. :whatever:


I like Ron Perlman....i think he's great.

And Paul Giamatti? Poor guy hasn't done anything the critics or the movie fans have liked since Sideways. He's not really in demand. He's part of the next Rob Zombie movie.......that kinda says it all right there. I guess his role in John Adams was good, but that show was really only big in the States.....the rest of the world wasn't too interested. Let's hope the Three Stooges helps him out a little and boosts him up to Phillip Seymour Hoffman and John C. Reilly levels.

In my mind, Giamatti is already at Philip Seymour Hoffman and John C. Reilly level. American Splendor, Sideways, Lady in the Water, Shoot 'Em Up, Fred Claus, Cold Souls, Duplicity, dude, what hasn't that guy done?

Bruce has always has "major roles" in all the Spider-Man movies
That'd be awesome if they actually made him a villain in the fourth one. Of course, Sam Raimi doesn't seem too keen on giving Bruce any leading man roles in any of his big-budget productions. :whatever:

I don't know if it's Raimi that has a problem with Bruce Campbell with any major roles...it's probably the studios. But Bruce as a major villian? I don't think so. He's not good enough an actor to wipe away the roles (ahem...role :-P) that he's most well known for.......it's like Tom Cruise trying to play an everyday joe......it just won't work.
I can't really see Bruce as any villians, although I keep on hearing this "Mysterio" thing.....hmm...Mysterio's face is always hidden, so Bruce only has to voice act...maybe..... although, i can see him as Kraven The Hunter perhaps.

In my mind, Giamatti is already at Philip Seymour Hoffman and John C. Reilly level.
your mind is a curious one.

fuck....this still has me completely enamoured.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Gary_busey_creepin.gif

creepy.

wiggins.

creepy wiggins.

anyone for some panfried trout?

wiggins creepy.

trout.

yum.

all right, boys....i got it....we're set for life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98YfDn-Afpg

watch out, ladies, here come the Shit-Shooters :naughty:

I'm not a weirdo.

So convincing.

why does that Sm�agol, Catastrophe, get a little label :cat:

all the regulars here should be referred to by the Others as 'Shitty's

:loldata:

Because we appeased him by censoring his name. Just try and type it out.

Then, we made him an emoticon. We are deliciously evil :D

So I was bored today and started looking up stuff on Paranormal Activity. Seems there's a different ending out there for the original cut, which is the one that's been leaked out on the internet, which is probably why everyone who viewed the bootleg online didn't find it that appealing. Also, it was Steven Spielberg's suggestion for the new ending (the one seen in theaters). And also something about Spielberg getting locked in his bedroom after watching the movie. And the guy who made it is working on a new "found footage"-style movie entitled Area 51 about you-know-what.

I found a lot of this stuff on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranormal_Activity_(film)). Interesting shit.

old news

Thanks for your contribution.

Hey, has anyone seen this movie? The trailer looks like hilariously cheesy fun, and not just because of the bad dubbing.

Night of the Living Dorks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gbf1Rpvgzg)

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rofl

I know how much you must love this thread, reading through every single post until you find something brilliant to reply ("old news", "rofl"), but you're really not welcome here.

And that's all I have to say about that.

oh stop it you two.

i should spank the both of you, send you both to bed without any dessert, then wake you up at 4 am and force you eat a whole cheesecake each, while i watch and drink straight from bottle of Captain Morgan.

silly bitches. :-P

Now I'm hungry.

gjgj

you wanna wake up Charmed at 4am and i'll wake up Pink Floyd at 4 am?

I could do that.

i'm not really looking forward to spanking budarc though.......i don't really want to touch his ass.

it'll probably let loose upon impact or something weird like that.

I saw the original ending here:

http://www.paranormalactivitythemovie.net/

I can see why they decided to change it. A lot of the tension and impact of the moment is gone and it's stretched out way too long.

i love cheesecake

I saw the original ending here:

http://www.paranormalactivitythemovie.net/

I can see why they decided to change it. A lot of the tension and impact of the moment is gone and it's stretched out way too long.


hmm...interesting. i didn't know that.


yes...but you can't wake yourself up with a drunken cuckoo pugging on a bottle of rum, ready to force feed you a whole cheesecake.

i'll be waking you up dressed as "Mother" from The Wall.............i think Neg is going to dress up as Shannon Doherty.......i'm not sure which will be more disturbing yet.

Mornin' fellas

COD : Modern Warfare 2 tomorrow for all you lucky f**kers with a console.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbqHOPTYjIU

was watchin this thing again...the host is hilarious....touch of the radiation poisoning by the looks of that hairline !

brb

gotta have coffee,...take a shit.....into the bathroom & drop it in the crapper !

all right, boys....i got it....we're set for life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98YfDn-Afpg

watch out, ladies, here come the Shit-Shooters :naughty:

dude by the pool has just the right amount of "smarm".

i love cheesecake

and cheesecake loves you.........nice avatar.....that "you" ?

{reaches for his handz-off}

yes, it's me. how did you know?

erm,...just wishful thinkin'

{uses handz-off so liberally its up to his elbows.}

here's a smart little number, Anyname wore while dating Marilyn Manson

Ooooooh whos that ?

that ain't dita von tease...anyname really?

{decides smearing himself head to toe in handz-off might be the best idea ever}

those bastards.

those bastards.

heres the new secret weapon in COD : Modern Warfare 2

.................



...............

wtf is wrong with people !?

I see what you mean. Red is definitely not his colour.

http://i35.tinypic.com/259e45e.gif

i was thinkin more about the fence post !

who the hell attaches barbed wire like that !!!!? loose as a 60 year old hooker's "money maker"....!

This is for all the UK shit shooters. (2 of us I think!) The future King of England!! It's debatable as to wheter this is a good thing or not.

i woulda thought this rampant raging queen was next in line to the throne !



...ah but its good to see Chuck testing the loyalty of the troops...."you don't mind if i grab ya tits, do ya ?....you don't mind if i insert this broom handle up your butt, do ya ? you don't mind if cradle your scrotums in the palm of my hand then whack them with hammers,do ya?"....."or send you to iraq over a lie?". heheheh

etc.

LMFAO

theres actually a scrotum hammer pic !!!!



didn't know what i was hoping to find......but this i found !

what are the odds !!!?

just been reading about online gaming and "spawning" !!!!

<a href="http://www.mycodesplace.com/Images/Funny_Pics/">

and do morbidly obese people actually not know how they look when they leave the house !!!?

There's "camping" too online. It's about as much fun as this initially seemingly unrelated picture.

http://msp206.photobucket.com/albums/bb174/orphan69/030-camping.gif

...and if you can find them,....maybe you can hire....

Japanese bug fighting. I'm not sure if this is ethical but I found myself watching it and whooping for the grey-blue thing.

http://japanesebugfights.com/11.htm

Plain weird.

Japanese bug fighting. I'm not sure if this is ethical but I found myself watching it and whooping for the grey-blue thing.

http://japanesebugfights.com/11.htm

Plain weird.

fuck ! he dug him in the eyes !

a battles not quite the same without the war-cries !

Ouch! Poor bastard. In the eye! You could redub it with Braveheart.

That a-TEAM pic is LMAO funny. I wonder does little Face still get all the pussy?

shit !

i ain't seen anythin' this cool since Chuck Norris' ACTION JEANS !.



ding dong

Ouch! Poor bastard. In the eye! You could redub it with Braveheart.

That a-TEAM pic is LMAO funny. I wonder does little Face still get all the pussy?

do they talk with those funny helium voices...!?

"i pity da fool"

hehehh

man ! in the 70's women certainly had "rug".

That bitch on his arm is pretty hot. I might have to get me one of those blue pussy magnet suits. Hang on... CHUCK NORRIS ACTION JEANS? I'm on google like shit on a dogs ass looking for those.

I might get me some dungarees too, to go with my yellow t-shirt.

well we all gotta start somewhere when we wanna "be cool"..

like that vin van von diesel guy......

.....break-dancing > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD2Mb8pM6E8&feature=player_embedded

you just know those 2 "guys" spent many a warm cosy evening working on those "moves" !

The search for the action jeans also turned up Chuck Norris bog roll.



F**k Chuck - you're the hardest bastard that ever wiped his own ass.

well we all gotta start somewhere when we wanna "be cool"..

like that vin van von diesel guy......

.....break-dancing > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD2Mb8pM6E8&feature=player_embedded

you just know those 2 "guys" spent many a warm cosy evening working on those "moves" !

Throw your hands in the air, and wave em like you just don't care.

5th SEASON !

get 'em while they're H.O.T.



all in one jump suits with hoods are so "4th season".

The blurb on that has got me excited.
It's almost X Rated.

Sexy Cool Crinkle Cloth.

Who else is having visions of Orson Welles?

The blurb on that has got me excited.
It's almost X Rated.

i'm still numbed by the elbow deep dip of handz-off cream !

I was thinking about that, the cream, not your numb elbows.
I don't understand the thinking behind a cream designed to stop you rubbing your cock that requires you to administer it by rubbing it on your cock.

Perhaps I'm just dumb.






.

just who am i kidding.....?

at 35....i can't strut it like you youngsters...i gotta start shopping in the more "Mature" section on the one piece suit market.

All in one paunch suits without youngster-hood.

The more I see them the more I like them. Is that wrong? If it comes in houndstooth I'm sold.



Youngster, me? That's priceless.

I was thinking about that, the cream, not your numb elbows.
I don't understand the thinking behind a cream designed to stop you rubbing your cock that requires you to administer it by rubbing it on your cock.

Perhaps I'm just dumb.






.

well my thinking was.....as its flavoured....you lick your fingers and it contains anti-horny psychotropic drugs that make you see women as "ugly"....

but thats just my take on it !.....with wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-y too much free time on my hands.

.....with wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-y too much free time on my hands.

That's not all you have on your hands. :)

lol

The search for the action jeans also turned up Chuck Norris bog roll.



F**k Chuck - you're the hardest bastard that ever wiped his own ass.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

This one got me.

good lord !



things happen....you feel taller.....get arrested for being a pimp !


...this is where all the rain forests went....stacking these fuckin things up !.

It's perforated so it tears easily, before it tears you.

contradiction in terms award winner !



like the way it says "anti-establishment".....like anyone else would accept this monstrous pair of "slacks".

Your guy in slacks has got action man hair, with real moving eyes.

----------------------------------------------------------------------

The Scottish desire for kilts doesn't suit the foreign man.

1970's were big on "action eyes/eagle eyes"....

uncanny likeness.

I owned one of those. I shit you not. Steve Austin. You looked through the big fuck off hole in the back of his skull and his eye made your micky mouse wallpaper go all fisheye lens.



Good times.

OH.....MY......GOD !

AIR SHORTS !?



NO.

tell me this is some kind of practical joke !?

I owned one of those. I shit you not. Steve Austin. You looked through the big fuck off hole in the back of his skull and his eye made your micky mouse wallpaper go all fisheye lens.

Good times.

i had the evel knievel thing...the bike thing !that you wound up until it reach "critical mass" and "zoomed away" at about 2 kph

They were invented so you could uftter the immortal line: "Hey honey, I'm a little flat. Blow me?"

i had the evel knievel thing...the bike thing !

You wind it up and it roars like the cowardly lion as it heads for the plastic jump? My brother had that one.

They were invented so you could uftter the immortal line: "Hey honey, I'm a little flat. Blow me?"

i'm still researcing this....to find some kind of reason....for its unleashing on the public.

i've entered some kinda fuckin' weird.....

wtf ?

bacon wallet ?

i'm still researcing this....to find some kind of reason....for its unleashing on the public.



If you went swimming in them they could potentially kill you! Head down, legs up, bobbing like a turd in the throne that just won't flush.

If you went swimming in them they could potentially kill you! Head down, legs up, bobbing like a turd in the throne that just won't flush.

yeah,...slowly disolving like one big brown alka-seltzer

air shorts : Is it pool-wear? A costume? A tribute to space aliens? The 1970s does it again! These were apparently called Air Shorts, and were supposed to be worn while exercising, to help you sweat those pounds away. Gross on so many levels, this would definitely leave any child traumatized. Imagine walking in on your mom and dad while they were sporting these sassy short.

investigation over.....i just can't take it any longer !

investigation over.....i just can't take it any longer !

I commend your dedication. They really are the weirdest shit ever. If you filled them with water you could make your own stillsuit like in Dune. Then head off into the desert for some worm riding.

beetlejuice style.

yeah that'd be cool....coolest thing you could do with the weirdest shit in the world !

sometimes you wake up and think you know the world you live in...been around a while....then you unlock something and a door you never knew existed...stays open forever....

...sometimes you wake up and think you know the world you live in...been around a while....then you unlock something and a door you never knew existed...stays open forever....

That's deep. Philosophical kinda deep.

My fuckin sig keeps disappearing from my posts. What's up with that?

i thought it only appears first post of the day/or new thread ! ....d'oh ! nope. theres mine !

No. Unless that's been implemented recently. It's supposed to appear if you tick the little box thingy. I usually don't show it, but if I'm posting in a new thread I usually turn it on. I tried, and failed.

Sig only shows up once per page in any given thread. If you're hitting quick reply, it's going to show, until you refresh.

you guys thinkin' what i'm thinkin' ?



nope ! not tag teaming....

i'm thinking sex-without-the-hassles ! heheh

I'm thinking Silent Hill 2 Mannequins~!

If you're hitting quick reply, it's going to show, until you refresh.

Yeah, that happened. Dammit, you're too smart Neg.



[B]you guys thinkin' what i'm thinkin' ?

Naked Twister? (The game.)

Real life katamari

The random naked indian makes it.

The random naked indian makes it.

He's standing there so nonchalantly. Maybe he hasn't noticed it yet.

wow....the UK shit-shooting branch has been busy in the last 10 hours!

:loldata:

you guys thinkin' what i'm thinkin' ?


not very likely

:loldata:

It's the shitty UK weather. We respectfully hand it back over to you "others". But we're not leaving - LOL

fuck that...we can keep this thread running 24/7 now!

It's like a full time job. When I first get on I read all the funny shit you guys have been posting while I've been asleep. It's takes me 10 minutes to wipe the tears outta my eyes before I can type anything.

How about pop culture and some artsy fartsy reference in the same pic?

words escape me

Thought you might like to see my PC.

What else is there, really?

CTRL, ALT and DEL?

The tilde key is underrated, imho~

hmm...it's weird that you drew your computer on your computer.

here's budarc's computer:


and here's cuckoo's drive:


oh! here's Rick Says' little guy:


and this must be mental's:

hmm...it's weird that you drew your computer on your computer.

I hadn't noticed that.



Poor doggie.

i thought i came up with this idea a few years ago in a drunken late night conversation. :(

something for the missus this Christmas ????



i'm sure she'll find a way to make herself yodel with it & mute its sound !

I'm sure she would have her uses around the house.

I hadn't noticed that.



Poor doggie.

no...it quite obvious he found his daddy's "handz-off" cream. its tastey ! :eye:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

Thanks for the nightmares Neg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

holy...shit...um...

....aliens just about visited earth once, but turned right around when the saw this.

:loldata:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

terrifying

Could of sworn I'd posted that in here before...

Mister F. is a heartless douche

anyone got flashbacks of it...or did therapy work !?

Could of sworn I'd posted that in here before...

nope....i would have remembered that......unless I completely blocked it from my memory.

C'mon, when you can stretch your genitalia to any size, what else are you possibly going to call yourself?

Mister F. is a heartless douche

Comic characters have an attitude problem.

Daredevil is the man though

Comic characters have an attitude problem.


classic.

reminds me of

rofl

Let me know if you want to see the reply mail.

Jeff showed me that the other day. I was honestly expecting him to pull it off, for some strange reason.

i see these alot online...never find them funny...

then.....

this one....just hit me.

laughing uncontrolably.......until i got chest pains !! heheheh

Let me know if you want to see the reply mail.


:loldata: :loldata:

all my financial problems are solved.

100% adorable <3

Re: Xzhibit

Let me know if you want to see the reply mail.

make us see ?

words escape me

Me too.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Thought you might like to see my PC.




hmm...it's weird that you drew your computer on your computer.

here's budarc's computer:


and here's cuckoo's drive:


oh! here's Rick Says' little guy:


and this must be mental's:


Some funny, funny shit, guys.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

i like this guy.....fuck....i'll send him the money.

lol , Dr.

It gets......more of the same, as it goes on.

Real life katamari


The random naked indian makes it.


He's standing there so nonchalantly. Maybe he hasn't noticed it yet.


wow....the UK shit-shooting branch has been busy in the last 10 hours!

:loldata:

Yeah, it's some great material. I think I'm ready to retire.

Some funny, funny shit, guys.

i know....we should be chargin' admission for this thread.

we are,...by far....the funniest fuckers on the entire internets....

its like a centre of the universe twilight zone occurance...that we all ended up here....at this same time.....same year.....same dimension...you get my drift.

i know....we should be chargin' admission for this thread.

we are,...by far....the funniest fuckers on the entire internets....

its like a centre of the universe twilight zone occurance...that we all ended up here....at this same time.....same year.....same dimension...you get my drift.

I don't know if we're the funniest fuckers, but we definitely know how to quote/steal from the best of them! :loldata:

http://web.archive.org/web/20041124174443/http://www.enzine.net/exam/

I don't know if we're the funniest fuckers, but we definitely know how to quote/steal from the best of them! :loldata:

i don't know....last 4 or 5 months i been on some pretty varied forums.....from movie stuff,to car stuff,to bike stuff,to game stuff....porn stuff.

nothing is quite like here.

nothing close.

i don't know....last 4 or 5 months i been on some pretty varied forums.....from movie stuff,to car stuff,to bike stuff,to game stuff....porn stuff.

nothing is quite like here.

nothing close.

I know. Scary, isn't it? All the fucked up personas have all converged at this one spot.

I blame cuckoo.

http://web.archive.org/web/20041124174443/http://www.enzine.net/exam/

lol

"meow meow meow meow hiss"

LMFAO

Damn Aliens.

I know. Scary, isn't it? All the fucked up personas have all converged at this one spot.

I blame cuckoo.

i wanna hear some cuckoo "cooking" jokes or anecdotes !

Finish the email, Doc. Show them how he just admits defeat, LIKE A LOSER.

I blame cuckoo.

i'll take my pants off to that.

ok

i'll take my pants off to that.

Already beat you to it, pal.

i wanna hear some cuckoo "cooking" jokes or anecdotes !


most aren't really funny if you're not there.

in type they actually sound really mean

for the new guys in the dishpit, we take a tortilla shell, cover it in oil and put it on the broiler....it bursts into flames and we pick it up with some tongs, scream "FLAMING TORT!!!!" and toss it like a frisbee toward the dishpit.

poor guy usually freaks as he sees a firey ball fly towards his general direction.

which i think most people would.

most other times, we just pull eachother's pants down infront of the waitresses or dump eachother with buckets of water and/or flour or play the "I dare you to eat that" game.

and the waitresses don't call the cops ???? ever...?

i may be dining in your establishment quite soon.

heres a funny food thing i did before....when i was young....!

you get a banana...

{uh oh !!!!}

and you get a needle

{ !!!! }

and in the crease of the skin...put the needle in a various points [so holes are less obvious] and wiggle it...cutting the banana inside....

when the person go to peel it...the banana just falls on the floor in sections....!

probably the unfunniest thing i ever posted....

you had to be there !

and the waitresses don't call the cops ???? ever...?

i may be dining in your establishment quite soon.

we don't do it infront of the new waitresses....we do it infront of the waitresses who know us and put up with it or play along.

we're like one big perverted family.....that cooks and serves your food ;)

you get a banana...

and you get a needle

and in the crease of the skin...put the needle in a various points [so holes are less obvious] and wiggle it...cutting the banana inside....

when the person go to peel it...the banana just falls on the floor in sections....!

:eye:
i'm never eating one your bananas

cool that leaves opportunity for my M&Ms gag !

anyone know when they're making this movie ?

...anyone know when they're making this movie ?

I hope Paltrow gets her face eaten off.

we don't do it infront of the new waitresses....we do it infront of the waitresses who know us and put up with it or play along.



how you gonna break-in the new one ? just curious....

will it be banter thick with innuendo...then a dildo in locker !

:loldata:
co-workers aren't allowed to touch eachother while working...literally....we're not allowed to even put our hands on another's shoulder or arm.

nobody listens though

I hope Paltrow gets her face eaten off.

:loldata: :loldata:

me too!

:loldata:

Hey, that's one of my moves!

how you gonna break-in the new one ? just curious....

will it be banter thick with innuendo...then a dildo in locker !

nah...she just has to hear the mindless banter that goes on in the kitchen when she comes back to drop off or pick up dishes.....she'll either quit after awhile or join in.

I hope Paltrow gets her face eaten off.

y'know....Paltrow.....shes HOT in Ironman....

was watching that...and i didn't even recognise her....and just found myself thinking "man ! i wanna fuck her brains out"....then it dawned on me...hey! thats that dull chick brad pitt used to date !

score 1, Paltrow

This thread is making me hungry.

nah...she just has to hear the mindless banter that goes on in the kitchen when she comes back to drop off or pick up dishes.....she'll either quit after awhile or join in.

Shes probably waiting for you guys to ramp it up to her level....probably thinks,"when can i come into work and just have my usual gangbang-at-work".

she is probably quite disappointed !

:loldata:

Hey, that's one of my moves!

and here i am thinking you only carry that banana around for the anal pleasure.

This thread is making me hungry.


i want it known...i play with my food.....alot.

{especially sushie, Sanico make a note}

i want it known...i play with my food.....alot.

{especially sushie, Sanico make a note}

Oh my gawd!

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

and here i am thinking you only carry that banana around for the anal pleasure.

not one of my bananas !

Oh my gawd!

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

subtle huh !?

i'm surprised shes never PM'd me and said,"hey! this running joke has reached the end of the road".

{by the way....whats the score on The Road score !????}

subtle huh !?

i'm surprised shes never PM'd me and said,"hey! this running joke has reached the end of the road".

{by the way....whats the score on The Road score !????}

I think she's smart and steers clear of this thread.......however if she ever searches her name on these forums she'll find many many many results pointing to this thread

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:\

and "The Road" soundtrack?
I don't know, I can't find anything on a word of a soundtrack release yet.

You did download the Cave/Ellis comp that Rick Says posted here awhile ago though....it has a few cues from the score

ok....distractions are needed.

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6360/kittenmittens.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/983229)

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6360/kittenmittens.gifhttp://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6360/kittenmittens.gifhttp://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6360/kittenmittens.gifhttp://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6360/kittenmittens.gifhttp://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6360/kittenmittens.gifhttp://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6360/kittenmittens.gifhttp://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6360/kittenmittens.gifhttp://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6360/kittenmittens.gif

:loldata:
i love how the poor cat bails at the end!

You did download the Cave/Ellis comp that Rick Says posted here awhile ago though....it has a few cues from the score

erm,...no !!!!

d'oh !

here ya go:

http://forums.ffshrine.org/showpost.php?p=1335149&postcount=9951

i love how the poor cat bails at the end!

ya just know that guy is waterboarding for the cia now !

here ya go:

http://forums.ffshrine.org/showpost.php?p=1335149&postcount=9951

thanx dude :)

coupla randoms for ya !

ok....distractions are needed.

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6360/kittenmittens.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/983229)

Is that from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

Is that from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

i dunno...!

just thought it was some sicko sitting in his apartment,with a cat,camcorder & kitten mittens !