Most don't but Ogres do!

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Speaking of green:

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amen to that.

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Twi'leks.

Rancor eat Twi'leks for breakfast....and lunch...and dinner....

but eat Gamorrean for midnight munchy...yum...rancor like green piggy people.

http://www.telcom.es/~jcastjr/starwars/greedo.jpg
Green green greedo.

GAK GAK! GAK GAK GAK GAK!!!! GAK GAK!!!

translation: "Don't run! We are your friends! We come in peace! We come in peace!"

Hissssssss. "I'll eat your face, human."

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"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY PSYCHEDELIC DRUG-INDUCED MISERY!!!!!"

It's not easy bein' green.

that is a picture I would frame and put on my wall



this one's pretty good too....too bad it's Bert and not Kermit or Ernie

Totally that is a great image of Henson. I think it must be on the set of The Muppet Movie.

~

Hey Neg, I just found link to dvd rip of Serious Man, I am watching it now.
Need a link?

needs more green lantern



those Jim Henson pics are fantastic, though.

holy shit....and 'Green Lantern' we got.

the size of that pic made up for the lack of Green Lantern

sorry I forgot to spoiler tag it at first ; ;

Sure why not more...

sorry I forgot to spoiler tag it at first ; ;
lol

no apology needed.

the day a STS regular gets offended by a pic posted in this thread, is the day we close up shop.


....the pretty pony pics were kind of unsettling though. :-P

vaguely green Batman?



okay I am just looking for excuses to post comic scans

I love Gar <33333

Guy Gardner, seems thread appropriate.

I love Gar <33333

Guy Gardner, seems thread appropriate.



I thought Wonder Women killed him?

What? Are you thinking of Maxwell Lord maybe?

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i'm sorry...i just couldn't resist when I was looking for some Ted McKeever art, I stumbled upon the Wonder Woman dog and kept on looking for more of these ridiculous pictures.

Hulkdog is strongest there is!

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this dog's pretty terrifying though

roar

But his pants aren't purple...

The dog's taken the character and made it his own, that's all.

I think it's the Lou Ferrigno T.V. version the dog is going for.

jesus appears in most curious of places.

Hehee. There just are no words.

"Hee Hee" pretty much sums it up

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can they ever make a movie with this guy, without making him look too much like The Mask?




looking for Riddler pics I stumbled upon the whole David Tennant as The Riddler fanboy wish.....i think it'd actually be pretty interesting to see that.

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http://www.popsucker.net/images/popsucker/greenhornet.JPG

You know if you bring up the image search options is google you can select only green pictures.

Sprout will make Hulk tremble.

what are we gonna do come St. Paddy's Day now that we've done all this? :-P

I know what I'll be doing. It's my friends birthday that day. We don't celebrate the Paddy bit where I live, but I do celebrate a mate's B'day.



edit: check this. Super hero green wedding cake. A passion too far?

In Canada, St. Paddy's Day is basically just an excuse to line the streets with green vomit on a weeknight.....i'm not sure if the States celebrate it....i think they do.

I think they do too. Green topped Guinness is made in Ireland. Guinness is like black soup with a white frothy head, that is green on Paddy's Day. Paddy drove the snakes out of Ireland, apparently. Dunno what else he did. Maybe he knew anxiety girl.

bleech...i don't like Guinness.

too rich for my taste.

i'm kind of a piss water beer type of guy.

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yup the STates celebrate.....they even dye the Chicago River green....wow....that dedication is pretty impressive actually

I don't drink so I wouldn't know anything about taste in beer.

I wasn't singing the praises of the stuff. It's like tar that looks the same on the way out as it did on the way in. Foul stuff. Piss water is fine by me too. Not actual piss, you understand. Better post something quick before the converstaion turns to golden rainfall and yellow snow.

This girl would put both your eyes out.

how could i even forget?

http://www.msu.edu/~walltimo/gb/projectimages/slimer.jpg

drinking piss, huh?

oddly enough....we've never tackled this subject before.

there's probably so many reasons why not too.

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i'd post the "Cat Piss" beer and the "Dog Piss" and "Yellow Snow" beer pics, but they're too big.....go google them yourselves kids. :D

I can't see why. You can have it warm or cold. It's versatile. Nah, really, isn't it full of all the crap your body needs to get rid of? So drinking it would be bad. I'd rather have a pint of piss than a pint of Guinness though.

this is an interesting little baby carrier i don't think most parents would feel comfortable with

Worlds smallest teddy bear. 5mm. I asked myself: Why? I'm still asking.

i wonder how many of those I can stick up my...............ahh! you thought i was gonna say ass, didn't you? I'll bet you did.

well i was gonna say......um......yeah......i was probably gonna say "ass". :(

Its the nature of the beast inside you, you can't escape it. No matter how far you run, you'll still wonder how many of them will fit. You could make some cash from the mystery. Like a "guess how many sweets in the jar" raffle.

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"How Many Mini-Teddy Bears are up Cuckoo's ass? Take a guess! Guess right and you win a lifetime supply of Doc Faustus' Secret Smexy Spots!!!!!"

"now is that all the way up, or just a little? And what is a "Doc Faustus' Secret Smexy Spot"?

"um...i'm not sure.....all i know is it hurts."

"What hurts? your anus or Doc Faustus' Secret Smexy Spot?"

"both :("

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right....i gotta get some writing done......i'm only 30% done on my last blog entry.....i think i bit off more than i chew with this one.....it's difficult not to repeat myself with these reviews.

I saw your post. I only follow empty blogs. I'll have to resign now, it's not empty anymore.

I saw your post. I only follow empty blogs. I'll have to resign now, it's not empty anymore.


http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

ahh yes...that blog.

I intend to start filling it up.

I just need to work on the Main image and a little bit of the formatting.

It's nothing that isn't up on the thread I have here though.

More for the friends I have who don't want to sign up to message board forums for the links.

That and i don't have Varese Sarabande on my ass.

If you want any Photoshop work done, cropping or colouring etc. I'll volunteer. I like doing stuff like that.

thanks!

i was gonna ask you if i came upon anything i needed done ;)

actually...can you take the text out of the image. (i lost the original image :( )

I found the text to be just a little too far to the right......perhaps a little more centered on the mirror.

that and would you be able to come up some better fonts?

i like the distinguished fonts for the words "the" and "compilations"

and then something a little more childish or psychotic looking for "cuckoo"...blood spatter or something :)

I'll do my best, if it sucks tell me. Back in about 10 with something.

see...i could probably do it, but it'd take me a few hours.....and you can do it in 10 mins?

damn...i gotta get me some better programs.

Here's the pic with text removed. I kept the reflection of the tiles, if you want it out tell me.

nah....i like the reflection.

It looks a bit smeared on the green, if the addition of text doesn't mask that I'll redo it from the start.

If you want that exact font you had you'd need to send it to me.

i'm not too concerned about the smears....it's not like anybody visiting the blog is gonna to be looking for some weird shop job done to the pic anyways.....unless it's the original artist....he might notice.....i'll just eat him if he does.

If you want that exact font you had you'd need to send it to me.


the last one is good.

i don't need the exact text....if you have something else you like, as long as it's "distinguished" looking but not too fancy that'd be good too

all rights, Doc.

i gotta go out, i gots me some stuff I gotta take care of........

.....hopefully, we can come to an agreement with the layout...if not....when you're not looking, i'll poop in your pants and put them back in your dresser. :-P

all rights, Doc.
i gotta go out, i gots me some stuff I gotta take care of........


Didn't she get a restraining order against you? Dressing up like a care bear and stalking is still technically stalking you know?

so apparently the Doc fancies himself a funny man now.



I'm gonna eat him first chance I get.

Gut busting funny.

i quite like that font actually.

is there any way you can make the two 'O's different sizes and maybe one of them a little tilted?

i quite like that font actually.

is there any way you can make the two 'O's different sizes and maybe one of them a little tilted?

Sure, which one smaller? First or second? And which way tilted? Left or right? Please make all cheques payable to "Doc F" and do not cross them.

whatever way looks good to your eyes, doc.

my people will talk to your people about your "payment". ;)

it should be known that most "Shoot The Shit" meetings end like motherfuckin' Reservoir Dogs

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2008/10/reservoir_troopers_lrg-(2).jpg

I'll get my party hat on then. And a supply of those little things that go bang and shoot curled up paper on the floor. They are so dramatic.

"Why can't I be the snowtrooper?"
"Because he's the snowtrooper, if I let you change helmets everyone is going to want to switch helmets and someone had to be the AT-AT driver."

a supply of those little things that go bang and shoot curled up paper on the floor.


that shit gets all caked up in the blood...then we look all silly walking around in bloody confetti all over ourselves

"Why can't I be the snowtrooper?"
"Because he's the snowtrooper, if I let you change helmets everyone is going to want to switch helmets and someone had to be the AT-AT driver."
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I can't figure out if this is a positive or a negative stance this woman has taken.

Doc's sending me weird PM's again.

this time they're pics of his penis 'disguised' with a little top hat, googly eyes and mustaches made out of his pubic hair photoshopped into different famous landmarks of the world.

really weird.

That's not pubic hair. :)

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That's not pubic hair. :)

:eye: :eye: :eye:

i don't think i wanna know then.

It's a mystery.

ooh...i love me a good mystery

Applejuice? No, pee! No wait... apple pee? Hell, I'll drink it for a dollar.

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i don't know!

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i don't know!
Freaky Assquatch is freaky.

i hate laundry day.

You're not alone

yikes....elmo's looking a little like he just crawled out of the Pet Sematary.

That elmo pic is called laundry-day-canada.jpg. No shit. Isn't that what you all do over there? Wash your elmo's? Don't tell me the internet is a web of lies. My world is built upon the theory that the net is the new bible.

i like to wash my Mr. Snuffleupagus, if you know what i mean :naughty:

Your modest claim strikes me as a delusion, perpetuated by your desire to mount a wooly mammoth that lives on a fictional street. But wash away, and towel dry.

i have a wooly mammoth in my pants.

come on over and help me shave it.....he's getting a little teste.

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http://dl4.glitter-graphics.net/pub/863/863084dv6irqorib.gif

Sorry, I'm busy winching my transformer. Can't (and won't) go anywhere near your wet dog smelling mammoth.

i have a wooly mammoth in my pants.
...he's getting a little teste.


testes...testy....teste......yeah? YEAH?

no?
fine....:notgood:nobody appreciates the comedy stylings of cuckoo.

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That can't be legal.

i'll bet it fits nice and snug though.

http://www.thinkmonkeys.com/free-stuff/iStock_000009412019XSmall.jpg/image_preview
If it rains he could don this.

L8erz Doc.

niters doc.

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Sorry, I'm busy winching my transformer. Can't (and won't) go anywhere near your wet dog smelling mammoth.

Thats not a transformer.

:catman:

Thats not a transformer.


:catman:

you just ruined Christmas two times. :-P

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Man Bear Pig means fucking business

i was more of a Julie Newmar Catwoman guy.

or a Lee Meriwether


never really dug Eartha Kitt........

...........and wow i am such a nerd.

Eartha Kitt trips me out way more.
I used to have one of her albums and something about her voice was otherworldly.
Julie Newmar was sexy.

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Condoleezza takes the cake though.....

...that is one sexy Catwoman.........

....now Burt Ward.....he's so dreamy..

"Gosh! You're right, Batman!"

nothing quite like a Burt Ward to kill a thread

The thread wasn't dead merely hibernating.

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hey guys !

just been reviewing....

good stuff.

well,...my lifes been...changing around alot.....eventful....

could soon be changing even more.

can't say anymore....

other than.....Sanico....looks like its not to be. {unless you're really into that thing i'm into...! huh !?} yep ! exactly...

clever marketing....

never fails.


and since this thread has seemed to lack a little..."hint of nipple" since i have been away...

i bring you...
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http://www.adultgifs.org/adultgifs-animated-porn.gif

ok....

later guys....

laters mental.....sorry we all missed you this time around.

apparently this page is advertising "Adult Gifs.org"....hmm...we're just that much more sexier now.

Umm.... actually I dont think that's a good thing. I think it's Mental's Gif. can you please ask him to change it? Thank you Cuckoo.

I fixed it. Also I am amused that I didn't put in a reason for editing and now it looks like I edited his post to add another gif.

i know it's not a good thing......i was hoping maybe a moddy would edit it out.
it is mental's gif
mental doesn't visit a computer on a regular basis anymore, so he wouldn't get the message for a few more weeks.

EDIT: nevermind Ndi swoops in to the rescue :D


Last edited by Ndi; Today at 11:26 AM. Reason: found a cool tits gif

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nice job ;)

ah, I didn't know that Cuckoo. Thank you ndi! :D

yeah...Mental's on the run from the law with his girl ala MIckey and Mallory KNox, on a TOP SECRET mission for the Government or else locked up in solitary confinement at Doc's mental hospital for Shit Shooters..........we're not sure which.

we just know he's not able to visit quite as frequently.

I think he might be here.

if mental gets to live in a Dave McKean world, I might have to be really really really jealous

Dave is a great artist. Sandman wouldn't have been the same without him. Did you see Mirrormask? It should have been better, but it still had "the look"!

yeah....Mirrormask was okay....it looked really cool though.

hated the music....bought the soundtrack before i saw the movie.....I thought a movie that cool looking HAS to have a good score..........nope......i hated it.

I don't know Sam Keith's Work, so I googled him and got this bizarre beast, assuming the universal in the forest, behind a tree that's not thick enough to cover my shame shitting position.

Sam Kieth is pretty outrageous in a very stylized manner....he created "The Maxx".......

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wut du fug?! or should I say, who du fug???
gross, man

wut du fug?! or should I say, who du fug???
gross, man

Jocelyn Wildenstein...the cat lady

i don't think she's from Kansas anymore.

Don't know The Maxx either. I recognise that Bastich Lobo with Mr Moody, but not that particular image. I've not read that comic. There's talk (i.e internet rumour) that Guy Ritchie is to make a Lobo flick. BUT Don Payne will pen the script (Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, My Super Ex-Girlfriend), with Joel Silver producing.





This is great. Good one mental. http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5834/popcornnommer.gifhttp://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5834/popcornnommer.gifhttp://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5834/popcornnommer.gifhttp://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5834/popcornnommer.gif

nothing quite like a Burt Ward to kill a thread


I just imagined him going, "Eemeemeemeemeemeemeemeemee..." in a silly voice.
Why? There's something on the edge of my memory that I just can't recall... ???

yeeech....i tried watching the FF movies on TV a few times ..... can't sit through that shit......

....just saw My SUper Ex-Girlfriend the other night.....not bad...not good either.

oh well.

Guy Richie might change all that.

after all the guys who wrote the Transformers movies are they guys who wrote the new Star Trek movie and head writers on Fringe........all depends on the director quite often I guess.

k....i'm gonna have a quick shower and get ready for the rainy windy day that is MOnday...:)

Monday, eh? All you need is a mustard suit.

that kinda flew over my head.....um....what?

It was supposed to. Nothing like a little bewilderment to kick start the week.



See? I feel better already.

right...:)

i'm off for the day.

i'll shoot wit ye laters.

You are off every day!

Spider-man 4 = doomed, gone, bye bye.
Raimi canned, Tobey let go, Spider-man returns to high school.
Spider-man 4 halted. (http://chud.com/articles/articles/22112/1/SPIDER-MAN-4-NO-MORE-RAIMI-GONE-SPIDEY-REBOOTED-HOLY-SHIT-UPDATES-COMING/Page1.html)

:) Some random feedback:
"Raimi is probably better off. Drag Me to Hell proves he still has the chops to make a good movie (even though no one saw it which is a damn shame). I'm kind of curious abut his Warcraft movie. I know nothing about the game but a Raimi helmed fantasy flick could be a lot of fun. I don't envy the next creative team that's for sure."

"Suits SUCK!!!
by MapMan Jan 11th, 2010
05:20:39 PM
God damned mother fuckers... Just couldn't leave well enough alone. They trusted Sam Raimi with a valuable franchise and he turned in two excellent Spider-Man movies that appealed to fans. I loved them. Then the suits got involved and made Raimi shoe-horn a Venom story into an already crowded script. The suits (Avi Arad especially) are responsible for the Spider-Man 3 fiasco and now they've killed it completely. Good for Raimi for walking away with dignity and good for Maguire et al for standing behind him.

I really have mixed feelings about the future of Spider-Man with $%^#$%^ suits calling all the shots."

Well, there ya go. Raimi is out of Spider-man directing jail and someone new will remake Spider-man #1.

IS THAT REAL???
1

Last I heard was Raimi was working on writing an EVil Dead 4, don't know how far that went, but yes, it's gonna happen eventually, hopefully soon.

IS THAT REAL???
1
Yeah, baby, yeah!

I just imagined him going, "Eemeemeemeemeemeemeemeemee..." in a silly voice.
Why? There's something on the edge of my memory that I just can't recall... ???

During the filming for the Batman/Green Hornet crossover episode Bruce Lee's Kato was scripted to loose to Robin, upon learning about this during the shoot an argument broke out and Bruce Lee chased Burt Ward around the set. After a while of this the fight choreography was changed so that they where interrupted before the duel finished.

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Clickty click here for youtube goodness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-dXYUI7pOU&feature=player_embedded#)

This goes on forever, watch the first 10 seconds and you'll get the idea. It seemed kind of apt after reading ricks bad news.

It's only "bad" news...from a certain point of view.
Cool though. I still got a dusty copy of capcom's marvel vs streetfighter layin' around here somewhere.

It's bad from where I'm sitting. I was hoping we'd see a more mature Peter in future, like when he begins teaching, not a school kid. Psyched for more Ash though. Pull your finger out Raimi.

Knitted Ash. Someones granny made this. Probably.

It is what it is I guess. Folks are talking about the "twilight" ification of spidey.
Maybe a teenage morbius the lil vampire.
I saw this coming...I just hope we get an Evil Dead four out of this soon.

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Would have been nice to see John Malkovich as Vulture.
Malkovich is great in whatever he does. Have you saw Burn After Reading? Funny guy.

Here's some fun if you're bored to death.

http://www.alterfin.com/dominique/

Gotta go shopping. Later rick. :)

Whoah that's kind of trippy.
See ya doc.

Spider-Man 3 was incredible, even coming from this fanboys POV. way to assrape me sony.

hey guys....

that "adult gifs" ad thing pop-up gone or what !!?

i had so much trouble with a BIG JUUGS gif....quite large & detailed.....took ages to load...so i changed it....but noticed that banner thing pop up....but thought that was just on my pc !!!! but you guys saw it too..... wtf !? not sure what i can do to change it !

anyways....
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jibba jabba pimp hand strikes again !

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....and.....

for all the retardz out there that needs more than a diagram when "fuckin' around with flammable liquids" :

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heheh funny ! ...lets do that again soon.

s*****-fuck-girl !
http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5272/1241528461alwaysremembeq.gif ...we've all dated one !

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heheheh look at her cry !

huh !?!?! http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6638/huhdildo.gif

who's in your face ? i'm in your face

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ok guys.... gotta run {passed the crazy old man's place...he got a .44} !
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have a good 'un

i STILL CAN'T stop laughin'

heheheheh



updog heheh

poor spidey.

hopefully this is the end of it.

3 movies are enough


Here's some fun if you're bored to death.
http://www.alterfin.com/dominique/

zwuh? it's really frustrating for some reason.

Haaaa!! Love it!

UPDOG

get rid of Leno

keep Conan.

that is all.

Don't forget kids, Space Energy Comes from Sugar Smacks.

Everyones favourite Lynchian stock actress Laura Dern is to be in the next Fockers movie.

Thanks for those blog links rick, in the film score thread.

You're welcome, doc.


That's too bad for her. I think I heard that. If not, I have now!

http://www.alexalienart.com/AlienResurrection.JPG
I remember that movie *shudders*
Never liked it though, but it was partly interesting, as all the Alien movies are, but I think the first two were the best.
Nevermind, I don't remember clearly.
Whatever, lol.

a short preview of Elfman's score to "Alice In WOnderland"........sounds like heaven to me......can't wait

http://adisney.go.com/disneypictures/aliceinwonderland/

My friend has a youngling about that age, they make a bigger mess in their nappy than any chest burster could ever dream of making.

nuttin' can be better than Eddy Scissorhands.....nuttin'.

Not liking this much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M&feature=player_embedded#

Sometimes it's better not to click on random links. I just don't know.

that kinda looks my Mr. Wiggly The Wonderful :naughty:

EDIT: the snake looks like Mr. Wiggly The Wonderful....the snake...not the video.

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yeah...i've seen that before

funny shit.

I'm assuming you mean the snake and not the half dressed man motorbike thing?

EDIT: Your edit made me look like an asshole so I had to add an edit of my own. EDIT END

I laughed at the half naked men.

i always laugh at half-naked men.....it's a thing.

i go to the pool...i laugh.

i go to the beach....i laugh.

i watch wrestling....i laugh.

......


i get beat up a lot.

hahaha! oh Cuckoo~

holy fuck....this Olympics thing is getting ridiculous......

our cameras and electronics name brands have to covered with tape or something if they aren't Panasonic..........

.....no Pepsi or Dairy Queen at the games are allowed and will be taken away at the entrance......

.......i should eat the olympics.

i always laugh at half-naked men.....it's a thing.
i go to the pool...i laugh.
i go to the beach....i laugh.
i watch wrestling....i laugh.
......
i get beat up a lot.

You should eat more Mr T crispy sweet corn and oats cereal, it'll make you more macho. Maybe.

Woot! Thanks for that Alice Elfman link yo. Great stuff, now I can't wait for that score!

Yeah I seen that youtube vid before I think it was on this thread if I'm not mistaken.

cuckoo laughs at himself in the shower too for several reasons.

cuckoo laughs at himself in the shower too for several reasons.

it's true.....i do laugh in the shower.

it's a little bit of laughter, followed by crying...then more laughter...more tears........my showers are of epic proportions.

Awww, poor cuckoo.
I noticed my firefox plug-in was showing me that I could download the raw mp3 files from that alice site. Anybody want me to upload them?

sure....why the hell not?

i'd like to snag those mp3's

I'll get on that after this rapidshare file is done.

all right. Thanks man.

I'm gonna eat some dinner and pop in "Something, Something, Something Darkside".

i hope it's good.....i'm not expecting it to be as good as "Blue Harvert", but I'm sure it'll have it's funny moments.

be back laters :)

http://i46.tinypic.com/63yu03.gif Back later, guys and gals, and er... later.

Have fun with that, I saw it a couple of weeks ago.

Alice Samples Download Link <---------<<<< (http://www.sendspace.com/file/etkfzb)

yep ! i'm back on the interwebs for a week or so....

and you know what that means...

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so many cheap women & so little time !!.

words of wisdom ...or not.

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dumbed down dummies....

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1296/x65l4.gif what would we do without them ?!

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mental's back in the saddle temporarily....nice :)

...and i leave you with



heheh "waving".

mental's back in the saddle temporarily....nice :)

DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE !

you're awake !!!

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apparently i'm the only one that's awake

cool.

just grabbed a bunch of gifs....

but,...theres some sick shit out there suddenly....

"suicide gifs"....! 6 storey-plunge type gifs..... at that height its more bounce than splat... but who even think s to make that a gif !?

crazy world as always !

hows goes ?

suicide gifs?

like the guy shooting himself in the head at the office meeting......yeah.

i dunno....who would want to watch that shit on repeat like that......weird.

it's going good though.......lots of busy-ness lately.

how about yourself?

still an international jewel thief or whatever it is you do? :D

oh i'm just chillin' after my international "longwalkers" search & research..... meeting the obligatory hot-chick with sexual inuenndo name !

that snake with legs thing....thats the fallen angel's idea of DNA-manipulation humor ! those guys !?!?!?!? same thing with dinosaurs...they fucked with lizard DNA...all mutated like the nephilim thing......etc...... supposedly !

huh ?

what ?

exactly.

etc.

way too much free time on my hands.... but still not enough to have found out i COULD do this > http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/5107/156brdu.gif the inch-worm-man cometh !!!

the what in the where how?

oh ! and i might be moving to a more secure location with my "bitch"....{no not chicken wire on the windows & sedative diet type secure....more foundations secure...my place is "leaning" too much....place is looking a tad shabby these days.....chick ain't digging it !

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the what in the where how?

oh ! i meant to say "aliens" & "UFOs" are the fallen angels from Genesis and our lucifarian leaders having been dumbing us all down & brainwashing us with hippy trippy gia earth-mother propaganda so we all believe "aliens" are "aliens" and here to save us & not the demonic fuckers they really are....{Carl Sagan even thought so towards end of his research}....nephilim are the longwalkers...or Bigfuts...

thats roughly about it !

but i speculate.

were you...um...abducted by aliens?

is that where you've been....working as a double agent with the aliens........

....they promise you somesort of rule a country deal or something after they invade?

some uffos don't look too "solid" ! ...more inter-dimensional

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn3E0Cag5u8

were you...um...abducted by aliens?

is that where you've been....working as a double agent with the aliens........

....they promise you somesort of rule a country deal or something after they invade?

No,...thats those MILAB guys....

http://netowne.com/ufos/sightings/lammers.htm

but,...have woken with weird-assed bruises though over the years...y'know...pillow covered in vomit when i AIN'T been drinking...!

certain amounts of oddness.

Damn your gifs, computer moving at snails pace.

:-P

we'll try and hurry to the next page

Gifs...the irritating way to entertain

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that's really freaksome.

i don't....no.....why?.....no!

that's really freaksome.

i don't....no.....why?.....no!

yeah at first ya kinda thinkin' "Hmmm blowjob"....then ya kinda think...."umm no".

so any of you guys woken with mini hand-print bruises above & below your knees....when the chick with little hands in bed with you has BIGGER hands than the bruises ?

or....

is that jus' me !?

just you, dude.

i have sexy dreams about Ewoks and wake up with my teddy bears shoved up my ass.

cool.

i have sexy dreams but then tall skinny nekkid guy is always watchin....pale lookin', big black eyes..... lubing up some kinda anal toy....heheh

:shock:

wow.

you need Will Smith.....he knows how to fight aliens.

no joke....was tellin my new girl all about this....shit...and she was a "scoffer" which i totally expected....

then,...

one night was having a weird dream....woke kinda sudden...and in the same moment the girl is talkin' in her sleep and {no joke} she is repeating over & over & over again...

"I don't believe it,I don't believe it,I don't believe it".

i wake her up and ask what she dosn't believe...and she says "I dunno" !

and i have "bruises".

Note : She does NOT smoke rocks.

oh....also....TERMINATORS are real !.

look at this Cyberdyne Systems Midget-Model 101...top right.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9592/termykid.gif

just look at that little unstoppable-fucker....

squeaky voice "Where is John Connor".

that's crazy.

all right man.....it's niters for me.

:D

ok nite dude...

not sure when i'll be on again...but keep up the good work !

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right i'll leave you all with the coolest ever Gif for how to stack tires during a race.

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Sup brother Melvin? I feel ya. I may be the only other one around these parts that has any inkling of what you are talking about. However, I don't have such stringent religious views about such things. "Demon" is just a name, but it assumes that there is some kind of brimstone netherworld somewhere. Anyways.....

Sup brother Melvin? I feel ya. I may be the only other one around these parts that has any inkling of what you are talking about. However, I don't have such stringent religious views about such things. "Demon" is just a name, but it assumes that there is some kind of brimstone netherworld somewhere. Anyways.....

hey dude,

well...names are names...also know that certain historic inventors were...shall we say...crazy-ape-shit for the occult !

little tommy edison,loggie beard..or whatever his name was...tesla...all into seances in a big way....

so....science...or weird-assed kabbala mystic black magic !?

all names....all to do with how we discern it all.

elec-trickery heheh

this is an unsettling buncha info... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBmPldYpzOE&feature=related

me thinks the reason freemasons think John the Baptist was the Messiah...is cos they possessed his head with demons & it spoke to them & told them [quote] : "Cool shit". Like lotto numbers or something.
And they havn't thought anything else since.

Gif

you don't know where its goin'....until its got there !
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dog-fish
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yeah dude. It's an interesting subject. I have read a bit about Zecharia Sitchin who's done a lot of translation of Sumerian tablets.
http://www.enkispeaks.com/default.html
I believe the truth is stranger than most people suppose.
Another great researcher on this type of thing is Robert Temple who wrote the book The Sirius Mystery.
If you ever have the time to read a PDF I recommend it.
http://www.pdf-search-engine.com/the-sirius-mystery-pdf.html
It's a little science heavy and scholarly, but it's great.
It will be great if we ever get any sense of our true ancient history in our lifetimes or the truth about ET is finally unveiled. There's so much against it by the powers that be and religion and so on that I will be surprised if this stuff is ever revealed in any mainstream way.

Sitchins big into the Planet X,Nibiru thing.....Anunaki....etc....

again all seems to be the exact same story...just different names & agendas at the core.

the world is totally weird-er than alota people get,....we're all stuffed into cities...made to think world's over populated etc....

the Hiram Key is a good book

YEah a lot of the stories have a lot of similarities. Michael Tsarian is another to watch out for. I don't agree with a lot of his opinions, but he's done a lot of research and is brilliant.

yeah i know alota those seminar guys....

they use the C.I.A. trick...best place to hide a lie,is between 2 truths....

sprinkle enough truth to get you on board....then twist it all with a 2% chunk of Bull.Some fall for it....other don't.

Jordan Maxwell...is a total fraud.I wouldn't buy a car from him !.

Yeah I don't know about Jordon Maxwell. He's seemed very evasive in the last interview I saw of him. If ya got something to say, tell the truth, why avoid it?

they say arguing with the truth is like arguing with the devine....can't be out-thinked !

but watched his stuff....he kept saying "someone better start doing their homework" 50x.
then he's saying stuff like...people believe in the sOn of God,is really sUn worship,because of the word sUn,when the words sOn & sUn are only similar in english....!

wtf ?

the project camelot thing on youtube is interesting stuff too....alota trippy-hippy wackos but a few ex-intel guys for sure.

http://www.projectcamelot.org/pete_peterson.html this was cool...but he sure looked UNCOMFORTABLE with that guy [david wilcock] who thinks he is reincarnated sittin next to him !

Yeah I don't know about those so called whistleblowers. You work on the Island of Dr. Moreau and suddenly grow a conscious. They are all beyond fishy to me. I've familiar with Camelot. David Wilcock is a trippy dude, but he's also had a lot of interesting things to say, worth a listen from time to time.

yeah,...its like you gotta listen to it all....find the common thread running through all of it...then cross-reference that !

seems to me the "alien" thing has been building up the last 20 years or so...and now i wouldn't be surprised if our "savior" "aliens" land on the whitehouse lawn with a new economic policy from space !.

the illuminati whistleblowers are the ones i studied most...70's John Todd had some info...but later discredited/targeted and mysteriously made to "vanish" !.

Svali's stuff is pretty intense too...

...and am i the only one that just wants to slap "indigo children" !!!?

heheheh pretentious little telepathic turds

Yeah I heard an interview with Svali it jells with some of the other stuff I've picked up here and there. It's all quite depressing really. There's some fucked up families in the so called illuminatti.

yeah...you'd think with all that....stuff...they'd smile and make the the crack of their ass jealous....but no...black magic & sacrifices & eugenics !

man !

kinda makes ya sit there & think...if they want this crummy old world without me in it...go ahead,be my guest....

but then i think about how cool big titties are...and i wanna survive dammit ! heheh