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Sackboy
09-15-2011, 05:37 PM
The Death of Nyan Cat - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhIHPxKLV68)

WHY?!?!?!?!


Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 05:38 PM

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 05:40 PM
:doc:

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 05:45 PM


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cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 06:24 PM
Elmo is a whore.

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 06:26 PM
Elmo/Sparta Song! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eGHwAQ6fg8)

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 06:37 PM
All right then.

...

:confused:

The interwebs is weird.

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 06:43 PM
Its a mad, mad, world.....

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 06:45 PM
I'll reach around the world, stick my fingers up it's ass and giggle in it's face. :D

Tanis
09-15-2011, 06:46 PM
Seems legit.

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 07:09 PM
A Coconut Up Your Butt - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VImAGUVd8_4)

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NSP - If We Were Gay - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99njZJod2c&feature=related)

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Nyan cat in the flesh in this vid at the beginning......well more like cardboard.
Cosplay Parade - DragonCon 2011 (With Chad Vader) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jahyy3ZGp4M&feature=feedu)

Neg
09-15-2011, 07:23 PM
NSP - If We Were Gay - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99njZJod2c&feature=related)

Stephen Lynch - If I were Gay - YouTube (http://youtu.be/DgAYFVHwY_c)

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 07:27 PM

Tanis
09-15-2011, 07:29 PM

SOON!

Neg
09-15-2011, 07:31 PM
I've heard that men who are into My Little Pony are known as "Bronies."

To me they are known as "losers."

Chad's still got it.

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 07:33 PM
Wankers day out.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/swingset_flip_001.gif?w=450&h=352

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-see-saw-jump-stunt.gif?w=320&h=240

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 07:37 PM
I've heard that men who are into My Little Pony are known as "Bronies."

To me they are known as "losers."

Chad's still got it.


I loved the part where he said the Imperial Guardsmen were nazis :laugh:

Neg
09-15-2011, 07:40 PM
Boba overload
Boba surplus
We've reached our Boba limit.


My imperial peeps.

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 07:44 PM
I was holding out for Chad and looks like we got it :)

Tanis
09-15-2011, 07:46 PM
Watching MLP:FIM.

Nigga plz.

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 07:51 PM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrcr4lZJgD1qc3y8co1_400.gif

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 07:51 PM
75 Costumes At DragonCon 2011 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRJPNANt8dY&feature=relmfu)

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 07:53 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrh6o5IX6f1qgby90o1_250.gifhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrh6o5IX6f1qgby90o2_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrh6o5IX6f1qgby90o3_250.gifhttp://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrh6o5IX6f1qgby90o4_250.gif

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 07:54 PM
im off to class, laters

Neg
09-15-2011, 07:57 PM
I was holding out for Chad and looks like we got it :)

Was that supposed to actually be him (Matt Sloan or w/e his name is)? I just figured it was another Vader in the parade that Chad was flipping out over because he took his mask off.

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 07:57 PM
Laters, Aden. :D


N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 08:01 PM
Was that supposed to actually be him (Matt Sloan or w/e his name is)? I just figured it was another Vader in the parade that Chad was flipping out over because he took his mask off.

I was just talking about new Chad vids in general, the ehow vids were starting to become too numerous.

I realize i got about 30 minutes till class and its only a 5 minute walk, so I will stick around a bit longer.

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 08:03 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llboubbFH31qgz0v0.gif

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 08:04 PM
"Crappy Housewife" (Brock's Dub) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyPrakY3Mks&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL)

Neg
09-15-2011, 08:05 PM
I was just talking about new Chad vids in general, the ehow vids were starting to become too numerous.

I realize i got about 30 minutes till class and its only a 5 minute walk, so I will stick around a bit longer.

Ah. I've never been subscribed. Just check in every once in a while to see if there's new stuff.

Is that DEEP WANG lubing himself up?

Christ.

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 08:05 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llboubbFH31qgz0v0.gif

http://www.drken.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chang-chew-e1300406603890.gif

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 08:06 PM
I guess he is preparing for entry....

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 08:08 PM
I thought The Shadows of the Damned OST would have all the tracks from the earlier mini-soundtrack as well as some new ones, it has none of them. :shock: Unless they have been renamed.

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 08:09 PM
I guess he is preparing for entry....

Yes he is.


N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 08:09 PM
Now im gone

Neg
09-15-2011, 08:10 PM
May he sustain a non-lethal injury that prevents him from working in any comedic capacity ever again.

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 08:11 PM
We all need to be wearing one of these...



...on our cock :naughty:

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 08:12 PM
May he sustain a non-lethal injury that prevents him from working in any comedic capacity ever again.

Who? Ken Jeong?

I like him.

Community is most worthy of DVD purchases.

...if not just for Allison Brie's boobs. :naughty:

Neg
09-15-2011, 08:12 PM
I will superglue my Blade medal onto a bowtie. Post haste.

He was in DOTM. Kill him with fire.

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 08:14 PM
He was in DOTM. Kill him with fire.

Then toss Hugo in there too. :D

Neg
09-15-2011, 08:16 PM
He phoned it in.

Literally.

They're making another one?

Yes, Hugo, they made 2. There will be more :(

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 08:17 PM

Tanis
09-15-2011, 08:20 PM
KILL ALL THINGS!

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 08:21 PM

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 08:23 PM
I was virgin until I met Doc. :)

He's a sweaty beast.

HDHipHop1
09-15-2011, 08:23 PM
We all need to be wearing one of these...



...on our cock :naughty:

Deadpool, cancerous and irrelevant. :D

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I was virgin until I met Doc. :)

LIES!!!

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 08:25 PM
LIES!!!

Shh....Doc doesn't know.

HDHipHop1
09-15-2011, 08:27 PM
I think I chased everyone away. :laugh:

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Shh....Doc doesn't know.

d/l gotcha

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cuckoo, try this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFTLSamKMdI) on for size.

Doc, you can play on the corner of your curb.

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 08:28 PM
I took his cherry. :D

HDHipHop1
09-15-2011, 08:31 PM
I took his cherry. :D

......soda? :laugh:

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 08:33 PM
Doc, you can play on the corner of your curb.


http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr14i9NCOK1qfhg93o1_250.gifhttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr14i9NCOK1qfhg93o2_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr14i9NCOK1qfhg93o3_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr14i9NCOK1qfhg93o4_250.gif

HDHipHop1
09-15-2011, 08:38 PM
Fuck those dogs.

They have better teeth than me.

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 08:40 PM
I took his cherry. :D

He charmed me with that adorable little erection we all thought was an oddly placed nipple.

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 08:42 PM
They have better teeth than me.

Me too but I don't subscribe to that American perfect smile shit so it's all good.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqbcv1ozNq1qjqrug.gif

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He charmed me with that adorable little erection we all thought was an oddly placed nipple.

It just occurred to me nipples get hard in the cold and penis gets shrinky.

I'm going to find some place lukewarm and fap.

HDHipHop1
09-15-2011, 08:45 PM
He charmed me with that adorable little erection we all thought was an oddly placed nipple.

That was a nipple? :shock:

Looked like a tumor to me.

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 08:52 PM
I'm going to find some place lukewarm and fap.

There's a dead raccoon outside on the side of the road.

He's been dead a little under two hours.

I'm sure his anus is lukewarm. :)

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 08:54 PM
There's a dead raccoon outside on the side of the road.

I'll be right over. :D


HDHipHop1
09-15-2011, 08:58 PM


:rofldata:

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 09:00 PM
Psst...HD....don't tell Doc but look what I'll be wearing when he cums over.

He'll never know the difference.


Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 09:09 PM
That dead raccoon was a feisty one.

I got the feeling he was giving some push back.

And he was bigger than I'd imagined.

His anus was like an abyss, it had an echo. :confused:

Reminded me of... :erm:

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 09:15 PM
The...um...dead raccoon thought it was a little weird when you started to call the raccoon by your own name and started to cry.

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 09:17 PM
The...um...dead raccoon thought it was a little weird when you started to call the raccoon by your own name and started to cry.

No, nothing weird about that, just normal procedure. :-P

Got to go a message, back in a while.


HDHipHop1
09-15-2011, 09:31 PM
Laterz, guys.

Going to work.

Doc.....cuckoo, fly your freak flags. :p

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 09:33 PM
Laters.

Don't let too many dirty ol' codgers stuff bills down your undies. :)

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 10:00 PM

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 10:20 PM


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:rofldata:

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This is well done. http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqaxmikqTM1qic9rho2_250.gif

impudent urinal
09-15-2011, 10:20 PM

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 10:26 PM


His momma must be so proud.

In case it went unnoticed that was sarcasm. He's a cunt.

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This hurts my eyes. It doesn't appear to be shopped which hurts my brain too.


N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 10:27 PM
My spine hurts now :erm:

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 10:30 PM
GIS Paul Kuczynski if you want more cool stuff like this. Very political but very cool.



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My spine hurts now :erm:

:rofldata: I should have added a "don't try this at home"?

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 10:35 PM
I meant just be the sight of it :laugh:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-15-2011, 10:40 PM
I claim Bats



...on our cock :naughty:

:mad: cunt! I claim the rest then burn them.

Burn it all.

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 10:41 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqjfnzRfMn1qkz580o1_500.gif

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:mad: cunt!

:shock:


impudent urinal
09-15-2011, 10:48 PM
His momma must be so proud.

In case it went unnoticed that was sarcasm. He's a cunt.

Well, duh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDbHwz6JGzo)

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/C/c/P/V/CcPV/likeaglove.gif

Neg
09-15-2011, 10:50 PM
Cuckoo stop being a furry.

I'll remember to pack mase with my lunch, from now on. Why didn't I think of that as a way to control children?




More like WIN

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-15-2011, 10:51 PM


Ummm.... i don't get why he's pointing at his baby toe... :confused:

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 10:51 PM
I agree, I wouldnt have called it a fail :laugh:

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 10:51 PM
Well, duh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDbHwz6JGzo)

You never know on Shrine. Have you seen some of the sarky fucks comments on the other threads? One guy in particular has a real poker up his ass. And it's not Amaury. :D

Hang on... Moe in bed with Marge? :confused:

Neg
09-15-2011, 10:52 PM
I'm the guy with the poker.

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 10:52 PM
Ummm.... i don't get why he's pointing at his baby toe... :confused:

Because he's weird. :smrt:

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 10:53 PM
You never know on Shrine. Have you seen some of the sarky fucks comments on the other threads? One guy in particular has a real poker up his ass. And it's not Amaury. :D



That comprises half the comments on the forum.

Anaximander
09-15-2011, 10:53 PM
Send word to Lye then. He shall be most delighted.
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5647fYGHU1qbdajjo1_500.gif

impudent urinal
09-15-2011, 10:54 PM
You never know on Shrine. Have you seen some of the sarky fucks comments on the other threads? One guy in particular has a real poker up his ass. And it's not Amaury. :D

Hang on... Moe in bed with Marge? :confused:

It was a jump cut. Different bed with Moe in bed with some other chick after getting rich off Homer's drink recipe.

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 10:56 PM
I'm the guy with the poker.

Stick it in Shia's eye socket.


Heat it up over a bunsen first.

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Homer's drink recipe.

:laugh: I remember that drink. Didn't he create a new meal between brunch and lunch as well? Or something like that.

I haven't seen Simpsons in years.

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 10:59 PM
I haven't seen Simpsons in years.

...but The Simpsons have seen you.


Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 11:00 PM

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 11:00 PM
Sleep is not happening tonight :sad:

Neg
09-15-2011, 11:01 PM
It never really does.

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 11:01 PM


Films Yanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3JjyoEhCuo)

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-15-2011, 11:01 PM
And never will.

Neg
09-15-2011, 11:02 PM
Guru Larry makes me feel kind of grimy after watching his vids.

But, I will suffer through them if Ashens is around.

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 11:03 PM
I like his grim honosty but I guess thats just me.

Not quite as snarky as Ashens but still very sarcastic.

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 11:04 PM

Neg
09-15-2011, 11:04 PM
Someone told him to clean himself up after Spoony posted one of his vids for the first time XD

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 11:05 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loeshiO2351qctksvo1_500.gif

Anaximander
09-15-2011, 11:11 PM
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii259/severen76/alien-predator-mario-opt1.gif

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 11:13 PM
I dont even........

NYAN CAT TATTOO - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC8u25ZC5sY&feature=feedu)

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 11:16 PM

Chocolate Misu
09-15-2011, 11:19 PM
Shablam! I'm back again! What'd I miss?

I did see this....

FEEDBACK FOR THE KIDS: Part 6

CHOCOLATE MISU #6

ATMADJA / Benoit Jutras
Fabulous. The magical fairytale feel to it gives me the feeling of stepping into a different world as intimate as The Nutcracker, then the chorus begins and it�s much a larger world of grandeur than I initially thought.

Quidam is my favorite Cirque <3





I HATE PEOPLE / Scrooge
:rofldata:
It�s like STS has an anthem.
I like how you've just transported me into a different land with this mix so far....

I will share my anthem with STS. People really are good for nothing kickable creatures........






SNOW MISER SONG / Dick Shawn
...and that land is in a Christmas musical. :laugh:






PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES / Hello Dolly! Cast
Ahhh�Carol Channing. It all makes sense now.
Sigh. Sometimes I just want to live a big song and dance number. :laugh:






GOOD MORNING / Gene Kelly, Debbie Reynolds & Donald O�Connor
I enjoyed every last second of this. Such different times and sound. This big hall brass sound always makes me think of old Tom & Jerry.






MELLOW BRICK ROAD / Pogo
Didn�t make much sense to me until I saw a fan made vid that won the contest attached to this song. Very impressive.

Once again, Pogo is awesome. And I was pretty dumbfounded by the one guy in the contest that actually put together each bit of footage with all the sounds used :shock: That guy was ON it.





GHOSTBUSTERS THEME / Elmer Bernstein
Oh the memories. I remember listening to this soundtrack on vinyl over and over and over again. I think mother was glad when it was finally worn out and unplayable. I shall send her a CD for Christmas. :)

Send her a mix CD :laugh:






BATDANCE / Prince
I never really liked Prince but always sort found this song to be a guilty pleasure. I�m guessing it�s because Prince�s voice is hardly even heard. Weird little feller.

Isn't he though? I fell asleep during his halftime performance. Dammit why can't the nfl get performers nfl fans might actually care about?!





TEQUILA / The Champs
This will always be The Pee-Wee Dance song to me. :laugh:

I think everyone considers it that :laugh:






WHEN LOVE IS FOUND- IT FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS / Michael Caine & The Muppets
:) What a pleasant way to end. If not a little weird. 10 SONGS does Christmas early I guess.

The first part gets stuck in my head every so often :laugh:






You came up with a fun mix. All sorts of memories and nostalgia, with a stage-show musical feel laced through out the entire run.

�and I don�t know how I missed it before, but what is Jem doing to Bert on the cover? :laugh:


I have no idea really :laugh: It was hard enough just to find a picture of her turned sideways. I left her arm in just to make you wonder :laugh:

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 11:23 PM
Shablam! I'm back again! What'd I miss?

I had sex with a dead raccoon. :D

http://i.imgur.com/4Vbt4.gif

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cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 11:24 PM
Shablam! I'm back again! What'd I miss?


I bought a raccoon costume and lay at the side of the road like I was roadkill. :)

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 11:24 PM

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 11:29 PM
Bambee - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vjdEfxjX8&feature=related)

Chocolate Misu
09-15-2011, 11:31 PM
I bought a raccoon costume and lay at the side of the road like I was roadkill. :)

Did you stuff it full of socks and raise your legs in the air to make yourself look bloated?

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-15-2011, 11:34 PM
Bambee - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vjdEfxjX8&feature=related)

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:
love how they all scream. that's what should've been in the real bambi movie.

Neg
09-15-2011, 11:35 PM
Enjoy the brief song.

Crank Yankers 2.0? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFgGG9wr4kY#t=13)

Dr Faustus
09-15-2011, 11:44 PM
Doodling in Math Class: Infinity Elephants - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK5Z709J2eo&feature=player_embedded)

Anaximander
09-15-2011, 11:44 PM
i got raped and killed by someone in 1990

N-12_Aden
09-15-2011, 11:45 PM
i got raped and killed by someone in 1990

Zombie or ghost or ghost zombie?

cuckoo77
09-15-2011, 11:48 PM
i got raped and killed by someone in 1990

You were an awfully squirmy and loud little feller too. :p

Chocolate Misu
09-15-2011, 11:49 PM
You were an awfully squirmy loud little feller too.

Will you regale this tale or do we have to fill in the blanks ourselves?

Anaximander
09-15-2011, 11:54 PM


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milli vanillii

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raped and murdered me

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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpt5fqNMS1qj3p4eo1_500.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-15-2011, 11:54 PM
Doodling in Math Class: Infinity Elephants - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK5Z709J2eo&feature=player_embedded)

For once...I couldn't fap as fast to the rythym of her voice... she talks faster than my wrist :erm:
I'd like to see her do a mathematical doodle to solve that problem :naughty::erm:

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 12:02 AM


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Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 12:05 AM
For once...I couldn't fap as fast to the rythym of her voice... she talks faster than my wrist :erm:
I'd like to see her do a mathematical doodle to solve that problem :naughty::erm:

I've been watching loads of her vids. Fantastic stuff.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 12:11 AM


I never heard of "smoke him out". Always heard it as "smoke him up" or just "smoked up with him".
that's just silly.

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I've been watching loads of her vids. Fantastic stuff.

Iknow! my boner is confused. at first im like fap but then i was like neat!
some fun number games.
wouldnt want to try them, i has no idea what she's talking about, but she makes me feel smart :smrt:

Neg
09-16-2011, 12:15 AM
Watch the Mr. Ug and Wind one.

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 12:16 AM
gonna do redux improved versions of bond suites, make a gianormous compilation

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 12:21 AM


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impudent urinal
09-16-2011, 12:25 AM

:doc:


http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/C/c/W/v/CcWv/funny-gifs-one-day-i-will-be-victorious-against-this-foot.gif

Neg
09-16-2011, 12:25 AM
:doc::doc::doc:

It's so true :(

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 12:27 AM
Watch the Mr. Ug and Wind one.

:sad: what happens!!! i didnt do that thing she said to do with her witty, sexy math voice.
does she ever find her dog again???
why so sad???
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/bawling.gif

i need some ice cream.

Neg
09-16-2011, 12:29 AM
They're on the same side of the strip. One is upside down, though.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 12:30 AM
mind=blown

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 12:33 AM

Neg
09-16-2011, 12:33 AM
Celebrities need to make fetish sex tapes, to order.

Except Rachael. She can just come on over~

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 12:34 AM
They're on the same side of the strip. One is upside down, though.


mind=blown

Whut?

Neg
09-16-2011, 12:35 AM
Watch the Mr. Ug and Wind one.


Listen when I speak.

Chocolate Misu
09-16-2011, 12:37 AM

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 12:38 AM



I had a feeling someone would do that :laugh:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 12:38 AM


:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:
i was about to take a sip of coffee but had to put it down since i looked at this pic
:doc::odc::odc;

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 12:39 AM
Watch the Mr. Ug and Wind one.

I saw that but it didn't make sense and I found the maths girls blog and was stuck on it. :sad:

Neg is mad at me :sad:

Where's the Scarlett pics? They'll cheer me.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 12:39 AM
vihart can triforce like no other.
take that internet!

Neg
09-16-2011, 12:39 AM
THE PICS, THEY DO NOTHING






:sad:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 12:40 AM
I saw that but it didn't make sense and I found the maths girls blog and was stuck on it. :sad:

Neg is mad at me :sad:

Where's the Scarlett pics? They'll cheer me.

it's all in the story telling. i can see it now.
pay attention to the fence!

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i like her bum. and that's about it.

Neg
09-16-2011, 12:41 AM
If you cut the mobius strip with Wind and her dog on opposite sides of the center, they end up on the same side of the strip when it's unraveled.

One is upside down.

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 12:43 AM
If you cut the mobius strip with Wind and her dog on opposite sides of the center, they end up on the same side of the strip when it's unraveled.

One is upside down.


Neg
09-16-2011, 12:43 AM
Do you want me to make a video of me doing it?

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 12:45 AM
Do you want me to make a video of me doing it?

It's this that makes my eye twitch in a hurtful spasm: "Wind and her dog"

Neg
09-16-2011, 12:46 AM
There's a dog in the video. The "earth cracks" and they are opposite sides.

But if you finish cutting it and unwrap it, they are on the same side. Reunited.

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 12:47 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/30c6gqa.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 12:47 AM
Celebrities need to make fetish sex tapes, to order.


Do you want me to make a video of me doing it?

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 12:47 AM
Put me out of my misery, please. Link the video. :laugh:

Neg
09-16-2011, 12:49 AM
Wind is a girl. No need to watch the video.

There. Should make sense now. I had assumed you'd seen the vid :erm:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 12:50 AM
Pretend you have a toaster...and the bread is stuck.
instead of pulling the bread out.
turn it upside down, take the bread crumb tray off and push the bread out.
:smrt:

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 12:51 AM
Wind is a girl. No need to watch the video.

There. Should make sense now. I had assumed you'd seen the vid :erm:

Ahhhhh... I hadn't seen the vid. :D Does that make me less dumb? :D

Chocolate Misu
09-16-2011, 12:52 AM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAGE
&#39;We Bought A Zoo&#39; Trailer - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up3qmAbg7SM&feature=player_embedded)

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 12:52 AM
Pretend you have a toaster...and the bread is stuck.
instead of pulling the bread out.
turn it upside down, take the bread crumb tray off and push the bread out.
:smrt:

I have a toaster. :D

Neg
09-16-2011, 12:52 AM
You were never dumb and I was never mad.

If you had said you hadn't seen the video, I would given necessary details. I read it as you had seen it, and didn't understand what happens in the part she makes you do yourself.

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 12:54 AM
Funny reading, dont know if its verifiable though.
�€˜Rogue�€™ author speaks out on Sarah Palin: �€˜She is a vindictive hypocrite�€™ and an �€˜utter fraud�€™ | The Cutline - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/rogue-author-speaks-sarah-palin-she-vindictive-hypocrite-165224089.html)

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 12:55 AM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/4/c/94cbea1872badb4f3d564c523a5bc1c2.gif

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 12:55 AM
:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: Damn, I went from feeling clever watching maths girl on speed to feeling dumb with forces of nature that are really pronouns and upside down dogs in about 3 seconds. That's a new record for me. :D

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 12:57 AM
I hadn't seen the vid.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! okay, it all makes sense now.


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAGE
'We Bought A Zoo' Trailer - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up3qmAbg7SM&feature=player_embedded)

:mad: that crackled my speakers! I smell Apple behind this trailer.


I have a toaster. :D

I should do partner vids with vihart. :naughty:

Neg
09-16-2011, 12:59 AM
Yeah, that was all on me.

My bad.

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 01:01 AM
I should do partner vids with vihart. :naughty:

She'd make a graph out of your performance. I can see the line in my head.

Chocolate Misu
09-16-2011, 01:01 AM
:mad: that crackled my speakers! I smell Apple behind this trailer.


THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT! NOT WHAT I WANT!


Boy's just askin' for a whoopin' :mad:

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 01:01 AM
YTMND - Aha- AVP (http://takeonmeavp.ytmnd.com/)

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 01:02 AM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/4/c/94cbea1872badb4f3d564c523a5bc1c2.gif

what movie is that clown from again??? looks awfully familiar...

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 01:03 AM
Yeah, that was all on me.

The guilt is mine. Never worry, I laughed until a tear came out. I named it Sheila.

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what movie is that clown from again??? looks awfully familiar...

Bond?

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 01:04 AM
oh yeah.
:doi:

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 01:05 AM
Bond?


oh yeah.

Don't know which one, can't watch those films any more. Somehow it was stuck in my head.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 01:06 AM
i thinks it was Octopussy.

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 01:07 AM
jack black raped and murdered a girl in 1990
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/mzeBONE/jackblack.gif

Dr Faustus
09-16-2011, 01:08 AM
I've been leaving now for about half an hour :laugh: so I'm really out now.

Niters, movie time. :D

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li0dy359171qgmivlo1_500.gif

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tumblr_lqd60wf8se1qg50fao1_500.gif?w=480&h=228

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 01:08 AM
i thinks it was Live and Let Die, with Baron Samedi.http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandowrong.gif
octopussy, actually

Neg
09-16-2011, 01:09 AM

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 01:14 AM
niters doctor weird

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http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6w99jBXc61qcfba3o1_500.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 01:15 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tumblr_lqd60wf8se1qg50fao1_500.gif?w=480&h=228


niters doc.
thank god that was spoilered. had to close it right away...i was getting dizzy...and wierd....and... Sparktank isn't here anymore. It's Damien.
Sparktank had to go away...

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 01:20 AM
Laters, going to watch the LSU game at the student center.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 01:37 AM
Laters, going to fap at the student center.

Laters, Aden.

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http://www.thescifiworld.net/img/smilies/stargate/daniel/daniel_new_anime005.gif

Yay! DVDFap (http://www.videohelp.com/tools/DVDFab)has a really nice new update!!

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Have Cuckoo show you his native user title, in the morning.

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Cuckoo???

impudent urinal
09-16-2011, 01:41 AM
Cuckoo???

He may be indisposed...

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 01:48 AM
Never mind none of those lazy fucks are in there. :-(

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 01:55 AM
Well...Im going to go fap to Scarlett Johansen movie...where she has clothes on.
bbl.

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 01:57 AM
Laters

cuckoo77
09-16-2011, 02:42 AM
Cuckoo???

White man say "GO".



Red man say "HOW"....no..wait.."STOP".


Anaximander
09-16-2011, 02:45 AM
http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/lindsaylaughing2.gif

Chocolate Misu
09-16-2011, 02:47 AM
^
Can't tell if laughing or crying.......

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 02:53 AM
http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/blackwhitecookie.gif

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laughing

cuckoo77
09-16-2011, 02:55 AM
^
Can't tell if laughing or crying.......

It's from "Freaks & Geeks".

Track Three - YouTube (http://youtu.be/fWqdxxUr9iw)

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:02 AM

impudent urinal
09-16-2011, 03:04 AM


Webcam 101 for Seniors.... - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcN08Tg3PWw)

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:09 AM
:rofldata:

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that was pretty adorable actually

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reminds me of my grandparents when they got a computer

impudent urinal
09-16-2011, 03:09 AM
Bitch didn't care that he complimented her hair.

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:10 AM
"HONEY! WE CAN PLAY SOLITAIRE ON THIS CONTRAPTION!"

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she was annoying with the chewing gum but he was a sweetheart. i love old people.

Neg
09-16-2011, 03:11 AM
I hate old people.

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 03:13 AM
I love my grandparents but I be damned if they arent crazy :laugh:

Neg
09-16-2011, 03:14 AM
Fucking finally. Now to farm turtles.


Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:15 AM
old people rock.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 03:15 AM
White man say "GO".



Red man say "HOW"....no..wait.."STOP".



:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:
I'm going to have to remember that next time im out and aboot.

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:16 AM
i can't wait.

i can shoplift and if caught act senile.

i can grab young women's asses and not get beat up.

Neg
09-16-2011, 03:17 AM
Old people are intolerant cunt bags.

Except Ian McKellen.

Gay old people rock.

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:20 AM
http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/fuckeddwarves.gif

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yeah, gay geezers are funny. years ago i was a security guard in a museum and one of the volunteer tour guides was an old gay geezer and he was totally into me. i felt really bad cuz he was so nice but i didn't wanna hurt his feelings

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he smoked benson and hedges.

i swear only gay elderly men seem to smoke that brand

Chocolate Misu
09-16-2011, 03:21 AM
Old people are intolerant cunt bags.


They're especially annoying inside the stores too. They just love to block the entire aisle with the shopping basket or the mobile scooter. And they just absolutely love to block the one section of shelving I want to see on........ wait for them to move............ THEY NEVER MOVE. Every. Single. TIME!

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 03:24 AM
most of the old gay guys around here are creepers.
i remember being 18 and having a bunch of them smack their chops around me.
it was gross. and it didnt matter what you did or say, they were too old and senile to know that "no means no".
i was just glad i walk faster than them.

impudent urinal
09-16-2011, 03:26 AM
i can grab young women's asses and not get beat up.

Squeezable asses! Yay!



Neg
09-16-2011, 03:26 AM
Better pervs than intolerant.

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 03:26 AM
most of the old gay guys around here are creepers.
i remember being 18 and having a bunch of them smack their chops around me.
it was gross. and it didnt matter what you did or say, they were too old and senile to know that "no means no".
i was just glad i walk faster than them.

You felt threatened by a bunch of old dudes?

I wouldnt be scared unless it was older Bruce Wayne.

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:27 AM
we're all gonna be old and decrepit like that eventually.

that's the funny and fucked up thing

http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/brisbypanda.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 03:27 AM
Better intolerant than pervs.

cuckoo77
09-16-2011, 03:27 AM
most of the old gay guys around here are creepers.
i remember being 18 and having a bunch of them smack their chops around me.
it was gross. and it didnt matter what you did or say, they were too old and senile to know that "no means no".
i was just glad i walk faster than them.

I know what that's all about.

I live in Gay Central.

Walking down the street past The Pump Jack on a weekend alway gives me the wiggins.

They make creepy faces and shit......dirty old men. :laugh:

Neg
09-16-2011, 03:28 AM
I'll hate myself when I'm that age.

It all works out.

Mainly because I already hate myself :smrt:

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:28 AM
i like that bit in jackass (i forget which ep/movie) where knoxville is made up like an old guy.

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 03:29 AM
i like that bit in jackass (i forget which ep/movie) where knoxville is made up like an old guy.

Didnt he have his nuts hanging out of shorts at one poing? Yeah He did :laugh:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 03:29 AM
I shouldn't really complain, cus I'll probably end up doing the same thing.
If I'm rich by then, it'll be a lot easier.
i'll just by one of those rubber, blow-up pools and hire a pool boy :laugh:
:smrt:

cuckoo77
09-16-2011, 03:30 AM
i'll just by one of those rubber, blow-up pools and hire a pool boy :laugh:
:smrt:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:31 AM
I know what that's all about.

I live in Gay Central.

Walking down the street past The Pump Jack on a weekend alway gives me the wiggins.

They make creepy faces and shit......dirty old men. :laugh:
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/pics/poltergeist2b.gif

Neg
09-16-2011, 03:31 AM
Your pool boy should be there bright and early Tuesday morning~

Chocolate Misu
09-16-2011, 03:31 AM
I shouldn't really complain, cus I'll probably end up doing the same thing.
If I'm rich by then, it'll be a lot easier.
i'll just by one of those rubber, blow-up pools and hire a pool boy :laugh:
:smrt:


http://i.imgur.com/ZnoDl.gif

impudent urinal
09-16-2011, 03:31 AM
Did a job for this auction house.
2nd to last day, old guy underboss didn't work with us because it was dirty and he had a doctor's appointment.
Said unironically and without hesitation, "Don't want to go in there looking like a nigger."
Only old people can get away with that.
I thought it was hilarious. Christian guy was perturbed. One other didn't show up the next day.

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 03:31 AM
When I get old, I hope I sound like Kevin Conroy.

:sad: too bad it aint going to happen.

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:32 AM
Didnt he have his nuts hanging out of shorts at one poing? Yeah He did :laugh:
he got away with all sorts of fucked up shenanigans. and no one said shit cuz he was so convincing :rofldata:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 03:34 AM
I know what that's all about.

I live in Gay Central.

Walking down the street past The Pump Jack on a weekend alway gives me the wiggins.

They make creepy faces and shit......dirty old men. :laugh:

The Pump Jack, that's one of the places my friend says it's not for me. even she finds it scary.
i find it reeks of alcohol. alcohol and...

cigarettes.

cuckoo77
09-16-2011, 03:34 AM
Said unironically and without hesitation, "Don't want to go in there looking like a nigger."
Only old people can get away with that.


:rofldata: :rofldata:

My grandma had this friend who used to say I was "such a handsome young Injun boy".

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 03:35 AM
Thats fucked up :laugh:

cuckoo77
09-16-2011, 03:36 AM
Thats fucked up :laugh:

It's all right though.

I scalped her. :)

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 03:37 AM
Your pool boy should be there bright and early Tuesday morning~


Chocolate Misu
09-16-2011, 03:37 AM
It's all right though.

I scalped her. :)

:rimshot:

ROFLMAO!

impudent urinal
09-16-2011, 03:38 AM
:rofldata: :rofldata:

My grandma had this friend who used to say I was "such a handsome young Injun boy".

Move the quotes left 2 words and she is just senile.

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:39 AM
my southern grandma calls brazil nuts "nigger toes"

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 03:40 AM
i dont know what my grandma says. last time i saw her, she didn't really say anything...

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:40 AM
i remember bein in a play in 7th grade and my grandpa telling me how one of my co-stars was a pretty colored girl

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 03:40 AM
Trouble on the homefront?

cuckoo77
09-16-2011, 03:41 AM
There was this idiot kid in high school that used to call me a "nigger".

He didn't know any better.

:rofldata:

I grew up in a town full of white folk.

I was the most exotic thing they'd ever seen. :laugh:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 03:42 AM
LOOL!

Chocolate Misu
09-16-2011, 03:42 AM
Domestic = exotic


WHAT?

Neg
09-16-2011, 03:43 AM
Ninja Baseball Batman - Angry Video Game Nerd - YouTube (http://youtu.be/Kb4-1G4Tc-I)

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:43 AM
imma dress nice. old guys still rock fedoras and dress shoes and sweater vests and cool ties and shit
http://evaxephon.com/ComparisonGallery/EvaXephon-353.gif

impudent urinal
09-16-2011, 03:43 AM
Trouble on the homefront?

She's dead?

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 03:43 AM
There was this idiot kid in high school that used to call me a "nigger".

He didn't know any better.

:rofldata:

I grew up in a town full of white folk.

I was the most exotic thing they'd ever seen. :laugh:

We had a guy who would always spew Klan bullshit and he didnt make it long at the school, even though it was almost an all white school. Outside influence and changing ideals help.

Chocolate Misu
09-16-2011, 03:44 AM
imma dress nice. old guys still rock fedoras and dress shoes and sweater vests and cool ties and shit
http://evaxephon.com/ComparisonGallery/EvaXephon-353.gif

It'll only look nice if you don't drool and poo all over it.......

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 03:46 AM
And whack at visitors with a cane......

impudent urinal
09-16-2011, 03:47 AM
imma dress nice. old guys still rock fedoras and dress shoes and sweater vests and cool ties and shit
http://evaxephon.com/ComparisonGallery/EvaXephon-353.gif


Neg
09-16-2011, 03:47 AM
Tried to kill myself at least a dozen times
but nothing seemed to turn out right
Now I'd rather wait a half a century
soiling the bed all belligerent and wrinkly

Chocolate Misu
09-16-2011, 03:48 AM


<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<333333333333333333

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 03:49 AM
Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 03:50 AM
this is me when i'm older.

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:51 AM
fuck it. i'm out. niters
http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/arnolddeer.gif
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/37b5da828d9a8cccbbf4ffa69cc83a28.gif
http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandoilied.gif
http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/diehardbailout.gif

Neg
09-16-2011, 03:51 AM
I want death
death for my birthday
I want death
death in the worst way

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 03:51 AM
fuck it. i'm out. niters
http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/arnolddeer.gif
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/37b5da828d9a8cccbbf4ffa69cc83a28.gif
http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandoilied.gif
http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/diehardbailout.gif

Niters lye

cuckoo77
09-16-2011, 03:52 AM
Niters Lye. :)

impudent urinal
09-16-2011, 03:54 AM
later Lye.


tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 03:54 AM
Niters Lye!
*creepy.oldman.jpg*

Anaximander
09-16-2011, 03:56 AM
last thing. this is me at 90


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later mofos

Neg
09-16-2011, 03:56 AM
WON'T YOU COME VISIT ME DAWG!?


Love MC PeePants and all his incarnations <3

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 04:00 AM
I think the best version was when he was a cow and ate his rented lawn furniture.

:rofldata: Priceless

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-16-2011, 04:01 AM
Well, I got some grub here. Time to fap...

N-12_Aden
09-16-2011, 04:02 AM
That was weird, It wouldnt enter the site saying there was a database error with the forum logo shown.

Neg
09-16-2011, 04:02 AM
Sir Loin.

4 Da Shorteez

http://youtu.be/9Wgbgx8FiCg

MC Chris is great.

cuckoo77
09-16-2011, 04:03 AM
Well, I got some grub here. Time to fap...

You fap on your dinner too? :)

Enjoy. I hope it's hot dogs. Nothing better than love muck weiners.

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That was weird, It wouldnt enter the site saying there was a database error with the forum logo shown.

Yeah...did that here too.

I'm having problems with the poster's avatars for all their most recent posts, including my own.

Alert The Boy Scout. He'll know what to do.

impudent urinal
09-16-2011, 04:04 AM
That was weird, It wouldnt enter the site saying there was a database error with the forum logo shown.

Been getting that lately. Refresh or going back works so it didn't really matter.