Of course it does. It's only THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER.

You might also like Kuuga if you like Revolutions. Just sayin'~

I'm horny Time for black girls.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6116431-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6116430-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6116420-original.html)

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It just ain't the same with them being so tiny :(

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6116632-original.html)

SaGouZo

SaGouZo!!!

sagouuuuzo, sagouuuuzo~

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/699/sagouzopound.gif

Hell yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about~

I think Ankh is going to get sick of being knocked/pushed around soon and be like fine, w/e, COMBO THIS SHIT UP

Isn't there a newer movie that just came out a little while ago?

The most recent one is The Lost Tales (2007) and there was a planned theatrical release but it didn't happen.
The guy that played Dr Franklin has died too.


:(

I liked it..........a lot.

Yea. Excellent film. I liked Eastern Promises just as much. Cronenberg has expressed interest in doing a sequel to it.

Hooray for booth babes.

Yea. Excellent film. I liked Eastern Promises just as much. Cronenberg has expressed interest in doing a sequel to it.

Have ye read the graphic novel? It's quite good....quite a bit different from the movie at points, but it draws the same conclusions. :)

I've heard Cronenberg expressed some sort of interest in another Eastern Promises film. That'd be interesting to see.

We have A Dangerous Method to look forward to before hand....Vincent Cassel and Viggo Mortensen are both reuniting with Cronenberg for this one. I'm giddy for it.

man that booth babe dress
i like it

Rest in Peace Anne Francis (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/47920)

Forbidden Planet and Airplane! have lost a lot of their cast in the past few months.

Have ye read the graphic novel? It's quite good....quite a bit different from the movie at points, but it draws the same conclusions. :)

Vincent Cassel and Viggo Mortensen are both reuniting with Cronenberg for this one. I'm giddy for it.

I've not read it but I will someday. Definitely. Cassel is awesome. First time I ever seen him was in this weird ass movie. Dobermann (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMzCox5lAx4) and I don't think I've ever sen him do a bad performance. he gets to bang Monica Bellucci after work which I'm guessing would be quite pleasing.


Rest in Peace Anne Francis (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/47920)

Forbidden Planet and Airplane! have lost a lot of their cast in the past few months.

I had a poster of her on my wall when I was very young. her and Robbie. Love that film.

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Plus that's a most excellent tie he's sporting.

The British Tie foundation would agree.

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Women are indecisive.

http://i.imgur.com/G37eW.gif

http://www.nonstopgifs.com/animated-gifs/sexy/sexy-animated-gif-001.gif

:doc: :doc: :doc:

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The perfect "Shut Up" gif :)
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/107355d1240259273-animated-gif-thread-knife_into_mouth.gif

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:) :) :) :)

http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/public/2010/12/metropolis-death.gif

The perfect "Shut Up" gif :)

Ouch. That's pretty cool.

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Flubalulalubabflubalu

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http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/public/2010/12/metropolis-death.gif

That's still as wiggy today as it must have been back in the day.

"what the deuce? get outta here!!! you're making me look bad!!!"

http://i.imgur.com/XX42s.gif

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Christmas is over..........it's okay to laugh at this!

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http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100920/1000/gif_collection_20.gif

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100920/1000/gif_collection_17.gif

I would make some offhanded Spider-Man remark, but that is rather impressive.

Ouch. That's pretty cool.

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Flubalulalubabflubalu

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That's still as wiggy today as it must have been back in the day.

I was absolutely not expecting abstract imagery in a film that old.

I'm horny Time for black girls.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6116431-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6116430-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6116420-original.html)

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So am I. :)

I would make some offhanded Spider-Man remark, but that is rather impressive.

If they had fallen they'd be dead. Crazy bastards.


I was absolutely not expecting abstract imagery in a film that old.

Lang was full of surprises.

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http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100920/1000/gif_collection_21.gif

Lady Gaga meats her demise!!!

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif

"Lady" Gaga maybe has her own meat. I didn't know who it was but I guessed one of you guys would.

you know that's a dress made out of meat, right?

or did that joke sadly go to waste.

Shopping trolley + Beer + Rocket = Fun.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100920/1000/gif_collection_22.gif

Lady Gaga meats her demise!!!

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif

Ba-dum Tsss!

you know that's a dress made out of meat, right?

or did that joke sadly go to waste.

I didn't know. It was indeed wasted on me. :(

atleast I got a "ba-dum tss" outta Tom.

don't get enough "ba-dum tss"'s these days.

Here's our first look at the new Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy!
Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/47932)

New Gwen is cute and acceptable but she'll have to hit it out of the park to win me over from Brice.
Looks like they're going for a Robert Paterson/11 Doctor look for peter.

Here's our first look at the new Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy!
Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/47932)

New Gwen is cute and acceptable but she'll have to hit it out of the park to win me over from Brice.
Looks like they're going for a Robert Paterson/11 Doctor look for peter.

There's a few of them released today.

...and no....you can't replace Bryce Dallas Howard.......feck, she looked good.

oh my.

The STS effect. :D

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100920/1000/gif_collection_24.gif

Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/47929)

This sounds promising. Though I'm unsure if we need another American Godzilla. then again they did do a few King Kongs.

The STS effect. :D

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100920/1000/gif_collection_24.gif

I was about to say they captured the stupidity, craziness and lowbrow humour of STS to a tee............then I realized....that's "Jackass" isn't it?

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Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/47929)


:-\ what is this Monsters movie they speak of?

Doc? :-P

I was about to say they captured the stupidity, craziness and lowbrow humour of STS to a tee............then I realized....that's "Jackass" isn't it?

I dunno. There was a port-a-loo so it's very possible. The guy flung off the inflatable rainbow sausage made me LMAO.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6142695-original.html)

I dunno. There was a port-a-loo so it's very possible. The guy flung off the inflatable rainbow sausage made me LMAO.

i like the fish slap :)

:-\ what is this Monsters movie they speak of?

Doc? :-P

"MONSTERS will be hitting home video February 1st of this year."

Patience will be rewarded. :D Yea!

Yes most of that is Jackass. WHenever Comedy central airs Idiocracy they always seen to fallow up with jackass.

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"MONSTERS will be hitting home video February 1st of this year."

Patience will be rewarded. :D Yea!

It's beeing released by the same publisher as Let the Right One In so that might be a good sign.

"MONSTERS will be hitting home video February 1st of this year."

Patience will be rewarded. :D Yea!

i watched the whole thing last night...........perfect quality..........only it was missing the final 4 minutes :(

so I googled it and found what I missed.

i watched the whole thing last night...........perfect quality..........only it was missing the final 4 minutes :(

so I googled it and found what I missed.

What is your verdict?

I watched Buffy last night. The movie. Best line in it: "Kill him... a lot!".

What is your verdict?


did you still want it? or are you going to wait for a version with the ending intact?

i enjoyed it enough.

Hey look at me, I'm Mr Cool. I brought a bike to work. Wahey! Oh, fuck! There goes my pension.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100920/1000/gif_collection_08.gif

i watched the whole thing last night...........perfect quality..........only it was missing the final 4 minutes :(

so I googled it and found what I missed.

If you saw it already how did you now know what it is and ask about it?

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6116476-original.html)

Hey look at me, I'm Mr Cool. I brought a bike to work. Wahey! Oh, fuck! There goes my pension.


"shit...do you think Mister Phillips will know it was me?"

"well, Doug. He kind of just watched you do it."

"yeah, but what if i run away? like right now?"

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If you saw it already how did you now know what it is and ask about it?



sarcasm. doesn't translate well in text does it?

Doc and I all ready had a humorous fiasco with this movie last night. i cried alot...he laughed. very embarrassing.

did you still want it? or are you going to wait for a version with the ending intact?

i enjoyed it enough.

I'm on the fence. It's digging into my anus. I dunno. I think I'll wait. Then I can watch on the big telly. :) It's good that it's been getting attention. If you see it anywhere else and the file size makes you think it's intact send me the warm fuzzies. :)

I've been looking........strangely enough, I'm getting a lot of files trying to send me to an infected site.

sneaky bastards.

10 downloads later, i give up. I'm going to wait.

it's pretty much a guarantee the DVD rip will surface in the next 2 weeks. they usually do.

I suspect this is one of those movies, that's receiving more buzz on DVD than it did in theaters.

Doc and I all ready had a humorous fiasco with this movie last night. i cried alot...he laughed. very embarrassing.

I was crying on the inside. :sad:

I was crying on the inside. :sad:

that might be your bladder leaking on the inside again, like that other good doctor said.

Delicious brown girl.

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/2/4/9/42496/p/B/W/h/pBWh/1293340901371.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6104041-original.html)

that might be your bladder leaking on the inside again, like that other good doctor said.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le1v61YEfm1qzzsolo1_500.gif

:doc:

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052010/1272964790_glenn-beck-crying.gif
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/132236_o.gif

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le1v61YEfm1qzzsolo1_500.gif

Uh Oh~ Spaghettios!

:)

i almost couldn't stop watching that.

Rules are for pussies!

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100920/1000/gif_collection_06.gif

Rules are for pussies!



now are we talking figuratively or.......'cuz........yeah.

:smug:

This is WIN!

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100920/1000/gif_collection_04.gif

At first I thought this was a joke.

YouTube - tiptoes_s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM)

imdb.com proves otherwise.

It might raise a few small laughs. :)

Have you seen any of that guy's other movies?

The Forbidden Zone, Modern Vampires, Freeway?

he's a cult movie maker if anything.

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...and strangely, yet not surprising the made for TV movie: After Diff'rent Strokes: When the Laughter Stopped

I've not heard of any of those. I hate missing out on cult films. :(

They aren't for everybody.

where's bud-butts when I need him..........he'll back me up on these movies.

Forbidden ZOne is great.......Danny Elfman plays the devil in it.

Freeway is hiliarious. Kiefer Sutherland plays the Big Bad Wolf.

They aren't for everybody.

That's the kind of phrase that gets me excited. Especially where film is involved. I'll look him up.

they're fun enough.

John Waters-esque trash.

I've saw that Forbidden Zone poster before. Was it on badarc's blog?

Don't fap to this. Look closer.

I've saw that Forbidden Zone poster before. Was it on badarc's blog?


yup...that's probably where you saw it.
Danny Elfman's first "score/soundtrack"......his brother, Richard Elfman's directorial debut, Matt Bright's script.

The Elfman sure has made his mark in the score world. I prefer it when he does the quirky stuff as opposed to the Terminator / Wanted style.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100716/gifs/gifko_10.gif

Terminator is kind of a snooze fest, but I found Wanted to be kind of different. NOt at all a run of the mill action score. Very russian flavored. I liked it.

I think i'm the only one who does though. :(

Scissorhands and TNBC are my absolute favs. And the opening theme to Mars Attacks. It's awesome.

Scissorhands and TNBC are my absolute favs. And the opening theme to Mars Attacks. It's awesome.

I love the opening theme to "Mars Attacks!".......love love love love love love. :D

Eddy Scissorhands, Batman Returns, SLeepy Hollow, Night Breed, BIg Fish, Men In Black, Dolores Claiborne and Beetlejuice are my favorites by him.

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I've only recently gained a new ear for "PLanet Of The Apes"....it was boring to me at first, but the more I've been studying music lately the more I'm appreciating different elements to some types.

I guess it's listening to it in a new light or something.

...the more I'm appreciating different elements to some types.

I guess it's listening to it in a new light or something.

That makes a great deal of sense. The more understanding we have of something the more we can appreciate the subtle things.

feck, bud-butts should be proud....his Elfman's "Darkened Theater Vol. III" really made it's rounds on the interwebs.

I guess that's why Ryan Keveaney (or however it's spelled) tracked him down and raped his blog.

I don't have any of those. Aren't they just compilations from other works?

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100716/gifs/gifko_09.gif

The first two were real, made up of mostly released material made into pleasant little suites. Elfman threw in quite a few tasty rarities for the fans on both of them.

Budarc made a custom 3rd one, of which he collected quite a few rarities too. It looks like the real thing too. Me thinks if he didn't go out of his way to make it look so real, Ryan Kevfuckface wouldn't have gone out of his way to track down the original source and shut him down.

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feck....a buddy of mine just ordered that "Tip Toes" movie.............we're having a drunken screening party of it soon.

:doc:

I didn't know about the tasty rarities. :) I'll have to look into that further.

Drunken screening parties are usually the shizz. Haven't had one of those in ages.

yeah...it's been awhile for me too.

can't remember what the last drunken screening movie was.

Happy 5th day of the year Day.
WAIT....WUT ????.....

Back laterz time.

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Delicious brown girl.

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/2/4/9/42496/p/B/W/h/pBWh/1293340901371.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6104041-original.html)

Thanx Dude...always appreciated.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7215/32097efcb2bc6a2338fbbd3.gif

Clever.

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I didn't know about the tasty rarities. :) I'll have to look into that further.

Drunken screening parties are usually the shizz. Haven't had one of those in ages.

I want to have an all girls plus me naked grope theater night.

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55 Science Fiction/Fantasy Movies to Watch Out For in 2011 (http://io9.com/5723075/55-science-fictionfantasy-movies-to-watch-out-for-in-2011)

Some really promising stuff plus I'm sure they'll be a few surprises. Too bad I'll only be seeing the high budget main stream on screen because my theaters hardly ever play any of the smaller stuff. Hell Scott pilgrim was on for all but 2 weeks in the shitty theater and Machete only had a week and a half.

I wanted to see Ponyo & Eva Retake 1.0 but they were 4+ hours away.

OK, niters guys...... guess that whole teeth in the pussy pic was a little too much for you who are still recovering from New Year's....

Sleep well......sleep well indeed......oh yes ! sleep well you will.......uh huh.....well you will sleep.....now.

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55 Science Fiction/Fantasy Movies to Watch Out For in 2011 (http://io9.com/5723075/55-science-fictionfantasy-movies-to-watch-out-for-in-2011)

Nice. :)

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Will be watching for info on these as the year drudges on:

Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage
Now (reminds of Logan's Run?)
Immortals (Dir by Tarsem Singh, he did The Cell and The Fall so it'll be a visual orgasm)
Hugo Cabret

8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_18939_8-stupid-amazon-products-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html)

Postin' this for number one.

8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_18939_8-stupid-amazon-products-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html)

Postin' this for number one.

If you click on the link and go to the amazon page someone has written:
I was sadly disappointed in discovering that this product is offered in a 10-pack, and a 15-pack, yet NOTHING in between.
I needed a 12.5-pack since one of my three children is really a just step-child, and she needs to know that.

:doc: :doc: :doc:

Nice. :)

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Will be watching for info on these as the year drudges on:

Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage
Now (reminds of Logan's Run?)
Immortals (Dir by Tarsem Singh, he did The Cell and The Fall so it'll be a visual orgasm)
Hugo Cabret

You do remember that I already have seen Retake 2.0? I just would like to see it on the big screen. Even if these turn out to be a bad idea there's one scene in this movie that'd make it all worth while.
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/4822556-original.html)

You do remember that I already have seen Retake 2.0?

I didn't know. Ignore the last 2 pm's then. :)

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Not even close. :laugh:
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How do they know how rough a badger's ass is?

Student medical trials?

when you're in the bum-wiping biz, how do you not know?

Swarf is shavings and chippings of metal. I had to look that up. I learneded sumfink. :)

yeech.

that's the kind of thing where you wake up with bloody sheets and it's kind of weird.

... kind of weird.

The resulting GIS of those words.

http://rhinodroppings.com/droppings/it%20is%20kind%20of%20weird%20when%20your%20balls% 20rest%20on%20my%20eyelids%20when%20we%20sixty%20n ine.jpg

Neko.....Kuma.....Tako

NeKu NeKuma Ta~

:smug:

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Neko.....Kuma.....Tako

Cat. Bear. ????

Octopus

Sadly no Kuma medal, but there will be a Kame medal!

I tried to vote for number 3 but I've gone and forgotten my password again so I can't sign in. :(

#3 is the 2nd highest. :)

sadly, Aronofsky's Randy Quaid biopic is second to last.

Hitchcock haunting The Birds is #1.

Burton cartoon is #3

it's like they read what we love and made a poll based off of it.

I've been reading OOO stuff for the last hour or so. Then you came along with that picture. I'd love to see pics like that for all the combinations.

I needed something for the middle and it looked sorta like bear paws. Kuma medal wouldn't really be needed since strength is covered with Gorira and Tora has claws.

I'm D/L OOO at the minute. Have been for the past half hour. :D

I can't get my IMDB account back! They say my email doesn't exist. Bastards. I tried them all.

I can't get my IMDB account back! They say my email doesn't exist. Bastards. I tried them all.

You want me toos teach them a lesson, boss?

I only had to get 6 episodes to catch up. Figured it was easy enough to watch in the lull between series.

Finally got notification that my Kuuga, Blade, and Den-O shipped ^__^ Did you see episode 28 or 36(?), yet?

You want me toos teach them a lesson, boss?

What's my ID on the page? Do you remember? I know, I asked before and I saved it as a text file on my PC but I installed a new OS 2 days ago so HDD was wiped. :(

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I only had to get 6 episodes to catch up. Figured it was easy enough to watch in the lull between series.

Finally got notification that my Kuuga, Blade, and Den-O shipped ^__^ Did you see episode 28 or 36(?), yet?

Next one I watch will be 28. For the same reason as above. I moved them all to an external.

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY ^_____________________^

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY ^_____________________^

It's a good thing I had the movie or the last 3 or 4 episodes would have been very baffling. I'll get the external hooked up and I have to get VLC again. Some things are weird because I got the 64 bit OS so I hope VLC works okay.

What's my ID on the page? Do you remember? I know, I asked before and I saved it as a text file on my PC but I installed a new OS 2 days ago so HDD was wiped. :(

faustus451.

had to go back and check The Host msg board. :)

I miss my snugglebunny.

I miss my snugglebunny.

Snugglebunny. I remember that. :laugh:

Okay, I'm going to try and get my account back and I've written it on a piece of paper this time. :) Thanks, cuckoo.

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Yea! I got in and I changed my password and I get to vote now. :D

I've written it on a piece of paper this time.

now eat the paper! quickly! before HE reads it!

I turned into into an origami unicorn.

i'll bet you say that to all the boys.

I have 11 origami. Shishi, Ryuu, Kuma, Saru, Kame, Kabuto, Kajiki, Tora, Ika, Ebi, and Ushi. I could have had 12, but eh.

i'll bet you say that to all the boys.

Only the ones with a sparkle in their eye.

Isn't it like 4 am or something for you? You've been supping mental's coffee.

It's 7:20. That's what happens when you drink 2 cups of coffee and a Four Loko.

Wait, I do this almost everyday...

I thought there was 7 hours difference between the future and the past. And 9 for cuckoo. It's 12.21 pm here. Hey, soon be lunch. Yay!

Only the ones with a sparkle in their eye.

Isn't it like 4 am or something for you? You've been supping mental's coffee.

almost 4:30....nightmare woke me up.

woke up around whatever time I started posting.........figure I'll just suffer today. Doesn't matter really, fell asleep around 8pm last night........made up for lost time then.

Cuckoo is on the other side of Canada. Or, I'm on the other side of the US. One of the two. Either way.

Or something.

I'm going to accept both of those because the future is equally as puzzling sometimes.

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http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/190354/Mohawk_owned.gif

Cuckoo is on the other side of Canada. Or, I'm on the other side of the US. One of the two. Either way.

Or something.

it's a thing.

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Some cool shit here.

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boobs need love too.

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I'm grabbing it......it's taking it's sweet time and it's on rapidshare. :(

i fight rapidshare.

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i imdb-ed Osborne and More, just to see what it was........looks interesting. I can't wait. I love me some animated shorts.

but, to the point, when I did that I stumbled upon another Mark OsboUrne........

it came up with this:

YouTube - Meat Clown (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0oYjzU-t_0)

not really all that great, funny idea, just not executed all that well.

It's a little more sophisticated than Meat Clown but I think it might be one of those love it or hate things. It's a little creepy and a little sad. I love short film as well so thought I'd pass on the joy. I'm a joy passer onner. :erm:

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Meat Clown's head turned into a grinder. :shock:

I'm a joy passer onner.

I'll bet you say that to all the neighborhood cats.

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Meat Clown's head turned into a grinder. :shock:

I'll bet you say that to all the girls.

I'll bet you say that to all the neighborhood cats.

You'd be surprised how gullible some of them are. Say anything with a smile and they'll let you stroke their fuzzies.


I'll bet you say that to all the girls.

You'd be surprised how gullible some of them are. Say anything with a wallet and they'll let you stroke their fuzzies.

Meat Clown's head turned into a grinder. :shock:

I'll bet you say that to all the girls.

I have this image in my head of a crazy homeless guy, on the corner, yelling "OH MY GOD! Meat Clown's head turned into a grinder!!!" as he exposes his raging boner.

........:-\

it's probably the same corner my ol' fruit stand is set up at.

That activity would earn you a night in a cell or a top billing at the amateur dramatics society's annual bash.

"It's not porn, guvnor. It's art!"

either way, I'm sure Paul Reubens would be interested.

Is Paul Reubens allowed to leave his house?

These are.. well... colourful. (http://www.colourfulcoffins.com/gallery.php2)

Paul Reubens is a pervert.

Recreate Ben-Hur with your fap hand. Epic.

zwuh?

What you mean Zwuh? Is it some kind of pervert test? Do I pass or fail? :)

Black fucking Metal knitting.
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What you mean Zwuh?


the image didn't show up at first.

At first I was like "wtf is he talking about? is he telling me to recreate Ben Hur with my fapping hand? what the hell is going on? is he some sort of pervert?"

the image didn't show up at first.

At first I was like "wtf is he talking about? is he telling me to recreate Ben Hur with my fapping hand? what the hell is going on? is he some sort of pervert?"

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Ah, I understand now. :laugh:

Doc puts his arm around my shoulder

"So tell me, Little Cuckoo...do you like movies about gladiators?"

"So tell me, Little Cuckoo...do you like movies about gladiators?"

I like the lion :)

Did you see sexy wolf in your sexy lion GIS? It's pretty cool.

i didn't get a sexy wolf in my GIS.......unless you went past 5 pages.

I did see this guy though.....he made me smile.....he looks like a pervert. :)

i didn't get a sexy wolf in my GIS.......unless you went past 5 pages.

It was on page 3 for me. Our GIS' seem to be different still.


I did see this guy though.....he made me smile.....he looks like a pervert. :)

He totally does. :laugh: But a charming pervert. He gets points for style.

He totally does. :laugh: But a charming pervert. He gets points for style.

I want a cane.

I had a cane once for a Halloween costume. I went as Satan.

Many compliments on the cane.

If I get another cane, i'm going to have a big brassy testicle placed on it's head. :)

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Because Pedobear is always relevent! :D

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I'm out. Niters, all. :)

I watched "MORE", Doc.

That was really cool. I quite liked it. Need more like that. I loved the use of New Order.

Reminded me of something somebody did, using Cling Mansell's score for "The Fountain".

Clint Mansell (http://www.clintmansell.com/)

go to the player options and click on the "Film my Melanie Mandi"

I watched "MORE", Doc.
That was really cool. I quite liked it. Need more like that. I loved the use of New Order.
Reminded me of something somebody did, using Cling Mansell's score for "The Fountain".
Clint Mansell (http://www.clintmansell.com/)
go to the player options and click on the "Film my Melanie Mandi"

That was better than amazing. :D Did you notice
The little girl was the only one that could blink? The others were TV types.

Both More and Melanie's had no dialogue and yet said so much. Agreed, when you said "Need more like that."

I have a folder full of shorts that I haven't watched yet. I'll try to find the website where they came from. I'll send it to you. You may find similar stuff.

:-\

Doc's sending me photographs of him with a mouse mask on and only wearing tighty whiteys in very unsanitary public washrooms.

it's a thing...................it's Doc's thing actually.

Nom Nom Nom




Doc's sending me photographs of him with a mouse mask on and only wearing tighty whiteys in very unsanitary public washrooms.

Those aren't public washrooms, silly. Thats my bathroom. Those guys in the background just hang out there and I can't get rid of them. :erm:

Those aren't public washrooms, silly. Thats my bathroom. Those guys in the background just hang out there and I can't get rid of them. :erm:

Party at Doc's loo!

Jesus wept! I hope that's an abandoned house. The presence of a fresh white roll of arse-wipe suggests otherwise. The dustpan is missing a brush. :(

There's shampoo and shit in the shower too. :erm:

gross.

I ventured into many a bathroom like that, in my homeless drug haze. They were most unpleasant.........and they didn't have toilet paper. :(

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You like John Carpenter?

a trailer for his new movie just recently came out. :)

Full UK Trailer and Poster for John Carpenter's The Ward - ShockTillYouDrop.com (http://shocktilyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=17675)

It's be more hygienic to crap outside. I find my neighbour's lawn at around 6 am is a pleasant time. The birds are chittering and the dew is forming and the world has a serene quality which compliments the dump. And you can do the doggie-drag if you forget the paper. :D

It's be more hygienic to crap outside. I find my neighbour's lawn at around 6 am is a pleasant time. The birds are chittering and the dew is forming and the world has a serene quality which compliments the dump. And you can do the doggie-drag if you forget the paper. :D

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I'm in an apartment building....i don't really have a neighbor's lawn. I suppose I could leave a big log at his door though. The floor is carpeted so the doggie-drag might not be too bad.

You like John Carpenter?
a trailer for his new movie just recently came out. :)
Full UK Trailer and Poster for John Carpenter's The Ward - ShockTillYouDrop.com (http://shocktilyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=17675)

Nice find. Love Carpenter. Have been waiting for ages for the film to appear. That reminds a lot of Prince of Darkness. I hope he scores the film, too.

He already has another project on the go now that The Ward is out of post-prod so hopefully he's back for good. :D

Ankh and Cuckoo have a lot in common

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(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6164235-original.html)

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I couldn't have said it better myself.

I'm in an apartment building....i don't really have a neighbor's lawn. I suppose I could leave a big log at his door though. The floor is carpeted so the doggie-drag might not be too bad.

Ah, the old front door log trick. Gives me pleasant memories.

:doc:

Beware carpet burn during the doggie-drag. It's hell on the knees so I dread to think what the scraping is like on the pooper.

Ah, the old front door log trick. Gives me pleasant memories.

:doc:

Beware carpet burn during the doggie-drag. It's hell on the knees so I dread to think what the scraping is like on the pooper.

If it's an area rug you can do the floss thing and use both sides at once.

doesn't it strike you guys as a wee bit odd, that we all know so much about rubbing our anuses on carpets?

Seems perfectly natural to me. :)

doesn't it strike you guys as a wee bit odd, that we all know so much about rubbing our anuses on carpets?

I find it odder that others don't.

I find it odder that others don't.

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i'm suprised others still speak to us outside of this thread.......nevermind giving us so much frackin' rep.

Rep is like sacrifice. They fear what might awake if we're not fed the Rancher of Jolly.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/6116504-original.html)

the Rancher of Jolly.


:doc:

You guys are the reason to come to Shrine. Have been for a good long while. FACT.

Well deserved rep is well deserved.

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You guys are the reason to come to Shrine. Have been for a good long while. FACT.

Well deserved rep is well deserved.

aww...thanks, buddy....now i'm getting all blushy and kinda need to go pee.



I'd share my oreos with you right now, but you're kind of a long walk from here.

We serve peoples secret desires. :)

@Neg.
If cuckoo offers you an oreo, politely nod and then refuse. They've been places. Dark, murky places.

Someone calls me a pervert in my rep. I wonder who that funny cunt is? Hmmm?

:-\ hmmmmm.....

...time to do some Shrine Sleuthing.

It must be someone that knows about my sexy pm activites otherwise the "pervert" tag would be unfounded. I'm an angelic sort in all the other threads. :angel:

I found some more Chiyoko pics, Doc. To go with those ones of Naomi I sent ya ;)

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I always meant to ask what that thing is? A back scratcher? Nut scratcher? A probing thing for various forms and degrees of probing? WTF is it?

Backscratcher. The evolved one he gets at the end of the series is like Momo's head messager, I think. THINK.

I found some more Chiyoko pics, Doc. To go with those ones of Naomi I sent ya ;)

Send em my way. Badda bing! Always have room in my inbox for that.

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Hungry now. I haven't had breakfast yet. Going to rustle something up.

crazy girl is kind of really, mostly cute.

rustle away, Doc!!!

I rustled and a thoroughly good rustle is was, and after my rustle I decided to go and see about that food I'd thought of earlier. :laugh:

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heh heh.

she looks like a marionette.

SPLAT!

:doc:

that could go horribly, horribly wrong.

that could go horribly, horribly wrong.

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all rights, doc (and other kind folk) I'm gonna go sleep of the bed now.

Niters.

Niters, cuckoo. :)



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About the only way you'll ever tan the chocolate starfish !

mornin''s.

had my 3 coffees...now time to polute the chute.

FF XII Monty Python (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alFwg3axmDg&feature=related)

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Morning, mental. :)

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Oooh shes got a nice rack....playful type !

mornin' Doc.

How goes ? me goes so-so....fricken legal action shite i'm taking is stalling at the moment....even though its a black & white open & shut case as far as i am concerned.... but apparently i gotta wait for an "internal investigation" to be completed..... sucks !

anyhoo....i guess i better find a funny pic somewhere or i will forfeit my Gold Pass as a STS-er.


smacks of effort...but its the only unused funny i got...time to search the BOWELS of the GIS basement. wish me luck

Court cases are like hookers. You stand around and wait ages for the doors to open and then it's all over in a matter of minutes and your wallet is a little lighter afterwards. :(

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Court cases are like hookers. You stand around and wait ages for the doors to open and then it's all over in a matter of minutes and your wallet is a little lighter afterwards. :(

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HOLY SHIT ! That gal is STILL awsome....whats her name....shes the wii girl....Shay Lauren......[i sharn't be MASTURBATING to that I can tell you ! *wink]


[and i'm done.]

She's a Wii girl? I didn't know. She's got that motion control trigger finger nailed. :)

Check this out. It never stops. I watched it for half an hour and she still had more hidden.

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women have got some many interesting holes !

now for a themed post. [can you make the connection ?]

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I'm guessing potato, or derp. Do I win a prize? Where's the trolly dolly with my selections?

Nevermind. I'll just have the TV.

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Oooh she is attractive also...if you kinda blot out the receeding chin.Anyone know her name.....address telephone number?.....tappage or fappage,its gonna happen !

random

Women have names? Since when. :)

It's a quarter to eleven. Hell. I have to run. I'll be back around 5. Laters, mental. :)



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ok, Doc, I gotta motor.... the chief commissioner has the "Cool Fucker" signal up on the chemtrail clouds ...its an emergency.

If i don't manage to make it back alive.... sleep well.....!

Organic pocket-pussy....with bite !!

Hey tokusatsu fans~ Thinking about watching Garo when I finish up with this project. I will admit this is mostly because the Garo figuart looks INCREDIBLE, even though it's really pricey. Only 25 episodes too, so there's that. ^___^

Just finished re-watching the Shinkenger episodes of Decade, since I hadn't seen Shinkenger when I watched them the last time and I wanted to see what stuff I missed. Working on my notes, my recommendations, and going through gifs right now. Hopefully the thread will get posted next week! I'd aim for this weekend but I work Saturday and Sunday so I'm not sure how much time I'll have. :(

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You spin me right 'round baby right 'round like a record baby right 'round 'round-round!

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She's a Wii girl? I didn't know. She's got that motion control trigger finger nailed. :)

Check this out. It never stops. I watched it for half an hour and she still had more hidden.

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This girl.
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Fantastic, I say.

Trent Reznor set to score Finchers Dragon Tattoo - HitFix.com (http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/motion-captured/posts/trent-reznor-set-to-score-finchers-dragon-tattoo)

Morning all. :)


Fantastic, I say.

Trent Reznor set to score Finchers Dragon Tattoo - HitFix.com (http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/motion-captured/posts/trent-reznor-set-to-score-finchers-dragon-tattoo)

That gave me the jollies. :) Again, I probably won't be interested in the film but I'm glad to see Mr Happy not taking years between releases. The Social Network album was fantastic.

I really liked the original movies and books..........Daniel Craig is perfectly cast as Mikael Blomkvist and Rooney Mara is no Noomi Rapace but who knows? She might knock this one out of the park.

It came as no surprise that Fincher was picked as the director..........it's perfect for him.

I almost bought the books in December but I was was supposed to be shopping for other people (Xmas gifts) so I resisted. They were in this huge display in HMV and it was torture to resist. :( They called to me as I walked past. Promised me sexy times.

Talking of books, there is a bookshop here that gets some cool shit for cool prices. Last week they had King's most recent in Hardback for �2. Yesterday I got �40.96 worth of books for �4.97. WIN! And the graphic novel adaption of the classic Fahrenheit 451 was one of them. Sexy.

Promised me sexy times.


you have a strange relationship with your books.

Going for breakfast. Back in an indefinite amount of time.

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Oh, I grabbed your tasty treat from the film score thread. I went in to see what the latest bickering session was about and found it.

Thanks for that. :)

Going for breakfast. Back in an indefinite amount of time.
enjoy your green eggs and ham :)


Oh, I grabbed your tasty treat from the film score thread. I went in to see what the latest bickering session was about and found it.

Thanks for that. :)

no prob.......it's a dirty job, but someone had to do it.

I'm not posting the rest of the box set on that thread when it comes...........but i'll share PM-ed links with you and any other shit-shooter interested, if there's any discs you want (or all or them).........

It would be a huge undertaking to upload all of them. I'd love one or two of them, Or three... or.... :)


enjoy your green eggs and ham :)

Did you know all but one of the words in that rhyme are monosyllabic? Hmm. No? Whut? Heh.

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What the feck is that?

What the feck is that?

:laugh: No idea but it won't end well. She has a shotgun on her lap. :)

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edit: It appears to be this. The Oregonian (2011) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1686327/)

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Those look quite,......erm,..... Weighty.

fap fap fap fap fap fup....whoops,....fap fap fap fap fap.......coffee time

shes picking up the drink she just spilled...shes blonde really


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If I knew her I'd be dropping things around her all the time.

Oops, I dropped my pen, would you mind..?

Oops, I dropped my wallet, would you mind..?

Oops, I dropped my pants, would you mind..?

Oops, I dropped my floor, would you mind?

it might actually work.


...shes blonde really

Sounds feasible.

Blonde comebacks will not hurt me... My wings are like a shield of steel.

:eye:

what is this batfink you speak of?

that flew right over my tiny little head.

Maybe it wasn't shown where you live. It was a kids cartoon on around the same time as Danger Mouse and Wacky races.

YouTube - Batfink opening title (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Sow24CAQs&NR=1)

I remember Danger MOuse....i used to love that show.

"oh crumbs".

Don't remember Batfink or Wacky Races though.

sorry guys, emails !

yes,...i do like me some LARGE BREASTS....and not only cos it has STS in the word !

Meaty Beaty Big n' Bouncy

Wacky races was cool. It had a cast of weirdo's including Dick dastardly and Mutley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3cLSnzN-p0&NR=1

sorry guys, emails !

riiiiigggghhhttttt........i smell a fapping nearby.

This [serious] news just in.

YouTube - 5200 Pentagon Employees PURCHASED Child Pornography! (Why Is This Not A Bigger Story?) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7qTBkA8X_E&feature=player_embedded)

WTF ?

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riiiiigggghhhttttt........i smell a fapping nearby.

No, those are my cheeze doodles !

maybe this should be in a post that dosn't include "kiddie porn" mention !!!!! talk about BAD TIMING.

HUMUNGOIDLY LARGE BREASTS PICS PLEASE ?

No, those are my cheeze doodles !

Testes aren't supposed to smell like that, mental.

I think that ointment Doc gave you is having a bad reaction.

I think that ointment Doc gave you is having a bad reaction.

Ointment? You mean this?



Oh heck, I gave him two different tubes. What have you been putting in your sammich?

I'm never going to eat CHeese Spread again.

Testes aren't supposed to smell like that, mental.

I think that ointment Doc gave you is having a bad reaction.

But he told me his untested SMEGMA-CLEAR would clear it all up !!!! I trusted you Doc !....I know you told me I had to keep purchasing it for it to kick in,...but its been a year already...!!!! Maybe its not working in conjunction with my anti-masturbation HANDS-OFF gel !

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I guess you just can't cure chronic masturbation.

I have a good cure :)

I guess you just can't cure chronic masturbation.

True.

Gouging your own eyes out and cutting both hands off....will only lead to "alternative" actions. vacuum cleaners and the like.

I have a good cure :)



Damn right....not even a twitch in my bikini area looking at that pic. I'M CURED !

True.

Gouging your own eyes out and cutting both hands off....will only lead to "alternative" actions. vacuum cleaners and the like.

Make sure and use Hetty and not Henry.

Damn right....not even a twitch in my bikini area looking at that pic. I'M CURED !

they always say that before i get even one swing in towards his cheese dispenser.

Make sure and use Hetty and not Henry.



I didn't even know there was a Hetty....!
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Goes to show just how high the demand is for STRAIGHT guys wanting to get sucked off by a vacuum cleaner ! POWER TO THE PEOPLE ...after i'm done powering up Hetty.

There is a Charles as well. I think he's for the toffs.



He does it wet and dry.

:-\

the future seems a might bit strange.

There is a Charles as well. I think he's for the toffs.



He does it wet and dry.

seems to have a sturdier base....must be for the straddle-rs out there !

It's only a matter of time before you go to bestbuys and see Hetty and Henry staring at you. You will rue the day.

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seems to have a sturdier base....must be for the straddle-rs out there !

ok, guys,...i gotta eat something...back laterz.
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I found mini Henry for cleaning around your PC desk.

POW !
Look at that trunk space !

I found mini Henry for cleaning around your PC desk.


maybe they're for the curious kid we all know.

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3am....seems like a good time for some of that sleep

Niters :)

maybe they're for the curious kid we all know.

You mean the curious kids who vacuum desks. :erm:

I just found out Andy Hallet died last year. I never knew. Guy was the same age as me.

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Niters, cuckoo. :)

I just found out Andy Hallet died last year. I never knew. Guy was the same age as me.


yeah...i know. that really, really sucked. :(

Niters again.