There's an attitude to admire. LOL

i try.

contrasting pics :



bonesman bush

"enjoy the little things". {in magazine form if ya can't get ya mitts on the real full sized things}

not just a rule from Zombieland.

Indeed. I do enjoy the little things. If you get a chance you should also see The Road, best post apocalypse movie ever.

yeah i just seen that movie.....

now THAT is some great thought provoking stuff.

when the supermarkets no longer stock the GM crud we call food....we gonna have to avoid eating each other...and avoid those who do...

i'm thinking more round 2014 or so....2012 jus gonna be another Y2K fad ! heheh

We shall surely see. I'm an optimist, I hope to see the latter half of this century. Great soundtrack too!

I was impresed with the details in the movie.

i'm not so optomistic. think theres too much being implemented...just all a little too convenient if ya ask me.

non-stop onslaught of "fear" bullshit in the media since 9/11....jeeesh ! soon there'll be a generation that don't even know the world we knew....{just like the kid in that movie!}

i STILL miss the 80's !

We shall overcome. As long as the world doesn't become one giant banana republic, we'll be O.K. I'm hoping this is a rough patch before some super awesome future where we get flying cars, free energy and that antigravity jetpack I've always wanted.

yeah...thats how its all meant to be "by now"...!

i mean...we couldn't fly in 1900....by 1969 we "allegedly" went to the moon...and in the last 40 years.....cel-phones,CD players & mp3 players is IT ! c'mon !!!!!!!!!?

but,...from somethin i read YEARS AGO...it IS ALL happening....and it dosn't have a happy ending.

Antigravity super railroads. Yeah the release of free energy devices would change the face of the world dramatically. This type of thing would change everything literally overnight and the pirates who've hoarded the world's resources would be obsolete in a batting of an eye and they know it. The way things are managed and censored has got to change and it's only a matter of time. I disagree, it doesn't have to be the scripted ending, we all get to decide.

thats what Benny Fulford is talking about recently....but he also says Kissingers been "rubbed out"..!

all the tech is being surpressed 'cos the big wigs got the monopoly on all the power sources....

same with beer & pot.....ANYONE COULD grow pot easy....but making beer is a bit of a chemistry nightmare...needing folks not to worried about their sight to test it on each time....so one thing is illegal while the other legal....ie : TAXES.

same with supplements & steroids. supplements are a $24 BILLION industry...they don't really work...but people accept it takes YEARS to be a bodybuilder....whereas steroids [with the right knowledge] can get you better results in a fraction of the time !

see > http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/bigger-stronger-faster/

again,...TAXES / REVENUE !

but,..since all the big wigs are all lucifarians/satanists & psychos.....i see them gettin bored with money & gold & blood....they wanna have the ultimate pyshco-rush and see a world with just them and a bunch of nerds serving them ! [Georgia Guidestones]

but i speculate !

look ! an amusing gif

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/751/vag.gif

YAY ! Hover-Dog returns !

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1853/dog0g.gif

defintion of "awareness" :

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6558/awareness.gif

ok i gotta go have a good one....

and remember....

No 'roids for me, yo. I try to keep my body as unpolluted as possible minus the beers.
Fulford is awesomely amusing, but I get the feeling he's also nuts. He's just got that constant wild look in his eyes, maybe it's wisdom, what do I know?
I'm kind of tired of listening to other truthers ranting about the same subjects over and over without any solutions. I'm kind of avoiding it at the moment.

look ! an amusing gif =
http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/2130-sexy-girl-blooper-dance.gif

oh ! i got answers....real ones....[but they are now illegal !] ...could give hints but,then like another forum i was on,their minions were there "enforcing" things.....[the BIG LIE]

ie : DO NOT QUESTION YOUR REALITY - GO BACK TO SLEEP,...BUT IF YOU MUST,...LISTEN TO "CONTROLLED OPPOSITION" like Alex Jones. heheheh

and solutions are way out of anyones hands at the moment.

but look ! a funny gif

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7823/crazybaby.gif

We're all gonna die very painful slow deaths in a Post Nuclear wasteland...

...but look ! a funny gif

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2284/eruuh.gif Spider-Man 4 casting continues....

A failstripper, break-dancing baby and some tumbler person thingie. wtfLOL

We shall overcome. As long as the world doesn't become one giant banana republic, we'll be O.K. I'm hoping this is a rough patch before some super awesome future where we get flying cars, free energy and that antigravity jetpack I've always wanted.

could happen....but then some things'll always stay the same !

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1484/trexxx.gif

always

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/2692/kfcblack.gif

prequel on the way.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/43618

trick question, hotshots.....which one's the pussy in this gif? :-P

http://www.redconfetti.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hitler_07.gif

We shall overcome. As long as the world doesn't become one giant banana republic, we'll be O.K. I'm hoping this is a rough patch before some super awesome future where we get flying cars, free energy and that antigravity jetpack I've always wanted.

Well Watchmen had flying cars, free energy and that antigravity jetpacks and look how that turned out.

Neon Genesis Evangelion was made in '95 and the grimdark post/post apocalyptic future had the south pole melt, India & Pakistan at each others throats, WW III, half the population killed in a matter of years, the survivors split into being upper-middle class or poverty stricken, America's economy down the crapper, everyone has a laptop, and for entertainment we use Sega Genesis & futuristic cassette tapes. Plus 3rd Impact happens in 2015.

But the thing we need to realize is historically things have been as bad if not worse, WWII, WWI, Civil War, American Revolution, Europe's imperialist world conquest which probably is the main factor for most of the trouble the 3rd world is in and why it's continuing to give us trouble, Dark Ages, Rome, Mongolians, Barbarians, Spanish Inquisition, Witch Hunts, Plagues, Floods, Pompeii, and countless other things.

Like in End of Eva if we don't give up and do everything we can for the ones we love and find happiness wherever we may be, it'll be alright.

If we don't give up and do everything we can for the ones we love and find happiness wherever we may be, it'll be alright.
that's hitting the nail on the head.

as bad as one might think it's getting, it's always been worse before.

I think this scary future thing is for jaded 20-something year olds who are struggling to make ends meet and just want the world to suck.

...Spanish Inquisition, Witch Hunts, Plagues, Floods, Pompeii, and countless other things.

Like in End of Eva if we don't give up and do everything we can for the ones we love and find happiness wherever we may be, it'll be alright.

Good news everyone!



Ivan Reitman's pretty much confirmed he is infact the director of Ghostbusters 3!

http://www.cinematical.com/2010/01/13/ivan-reitman-to-direct-ghostbusters-3/

LOL.

i couldn't help but think the exact same thing

Good news everyone!



Ivan Reitman's pretty much confirmed he is infact the director of Ghostbusters 3!

http://www.cinematical.com/2010/01/13/ivan-reitman-to-direct-ghostbusters-3/

Too cool ! :D

Good news everyone!



Ivan Reitman's pretty much confirmed he is infact the director of Ghostbusters 3!

http://www.cinematical.com/2010/01/13/ivan-reitman-to-direct-ghostbusters-3/

In other unrelated news you are now reading every post in this thread in my voice. Oh my yes.

actually, I've assigned various Muppets voices to each individual that frequents this thread.

Zoran will be happy to know that he sounds like Sweetums in my head.


and Tom? you sound like Bean Bunny.


unfortunally, I sound like Beeker in my head.

LOL...I don't really remember those characters just the ones from the 70's.

you don't remember Sweetums or Beeker?

they're from the 70's Muppet Show.

I don't think Bean Bunny appeared until after Jim Henson's death.......probably in the Muppet's Christmas Carol.

you don't remember Sweetums or Beeker?

they're from the 70's Muppet Show.

I don't think Bean Bunny appeared until after Jim Henson's death.......probably in the Muppet's Christmas Carol.

Not really, no...just remember Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzy, The Cheif, Balcony guys, Gonzo and that's about it.

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

Good news everyone!

Ivan Reitman's pretty much confirmed he is infact the director of Ghostbusters 3!

http://www.cinematical.com/2010/01/13/ivan-reitman-to-direct-ghostbusters-3/

Wow, that sounds suspiciously like the old Danny Elfman. Me likey. :)

Thanks for the links.

You're very welcome.
I agree, it sounds like a total throwback this could be truly awesome.

*

Yup, Reitman's been talking about it. Sigourney Weaver spilled some major beans about the plot points of the script I won't repeat. I wish I hadn't heard her say it. Rick Moranis is retired from acting now supposedly, so we won't see him back.

they should replace Rick Moranis with Chirstopher Lee. :D

I suspect that it's not so much recasting as omitting his character.
The addition of Chris Lee in the cast would be awesome.

Chris Lee should be in all trilogies......it's a thing.

either that or all quirky gothic films.

If I had my way Chris Lee would be the hardest working actor in every genre film worth a damn.

Christopher Lee has done over 200+ films, and he LOVES the power metal group, Rhapsody in Fire.

he was also once a MIss WOrld Beauty pageant judge.

check me out constantly murdering this thread with my special brand of shit :D :D :D



love me :)

What died?

we're listening to the fish rot.

that's hitting the nail on the head.

as bad as one might think it's getting, it's always been worse before.

I think this scary future thing is for jaded 20-something year olds who are struggling to make ends meet and just want the world to suck.

me thinks once the commercial real-estate crash comes.....there'll be little left to debate !.

but we can all dream,can't we !!!!? heheh

LOOK ! Po-Go Cats !!!!!

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1449/pogocats.gif

you don't remember Sweetums or Beeker?

they're from the 70's Muppet Show.

I don't think Bean Bunny appeared until after Jim Henson's death.......probably in the Muppet's Christmas Carol.

I remember Bean Bunny being in as early as Muppet Babies, maybe that was even his first appearance.

Christopher Lee will be the voice of Slimer.
He even did some vocals for Rhapsody of Fire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z93SdirnzTw

LOOK ! Crazy Pussy !!!!

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5163/madcat.gif

i usually like to stuff something into a Pussy-Box !

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7093/uggo.gif ...but not her's.

heheh

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3170/wowvk3.gif
"virgins"....heheh

i usually like to stuff something into a Pussy-Box !
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7093/uggo.gif ...but not her's.


http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

what the fuck, dude?

i'm not so sure that's a 'her'.

I remember Bean Bunny being in as early as Muppet Babies, maybe that was even his first appearance.


you're right....he was in the 7th and final season of Muppet Babies in 1990.......

.....i think i was too old to be watching Muppet Babies by then, so I don't remember that.

However his first appearance was in 1986 in a television special of his own, with none of the other regular muppets.

He did join the rest of the Muppets in 1989 for The Jim Henson Hour though , for the Muppets segments of that really weird, yet criminally underrated show.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

what the fuck, dude?

i'm not so sure that's a 'her'.

Are we all sure of anythin' anymore.....right is wrong,wrong is right, war is peace, slavery is freedom.....

kinda makes ya think..... its all down-hill from now on !

but look ! a distressing gif !

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/2102/crushr.gif

Gingivitus-Man's reaction to mouthwash !?

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/9339/flameshot.gif ..heheh i like when they run...! like RUNNING can save them !! a little more high speed "air" passing over flames always helps !

YAY ! Titties.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/1341/breastpop.gif BOOOOOM

ball trick

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/9900/niceballtrickgirl.gif

I jus' dunno what to say....! ..............................................i really don't !
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/1258/socialnetworkingwebsite.jpghttp://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3930/internetinternetthewice.jpg
World's just gone Buggo !

Someone needs to make a vid with the Obama administration and bankers set to 'Smooth Criminal'.

heheh "vinegar" !

Are we all sure of anythin' anymore.....


I'm sure swallowing whole pieces of calamari still makes for a really disturbing shit. :D

Those pics are hilarious!

LOL the pedo got regizter'd take dat, foo'
lmao

srsly epic win

I'm sure swallowing whole pieces of calamari still makes for a really disturbing shit. :D

damn straight.

pretty much sure inserting a straw into your penis and trying to inflate ya balls is asking for all kindsa urinary difficulties too.

not that i've tried.....

again...

this week.

so far.

Pedophiles are such scum; it's always gratifying to see them get what they deserve.

pretty much sure inserting a straw into your penis and trying to inflate ya balls is asking for all kindsa urinary difficulties too.
not that i've tried.....
again...
this week.
so far.
well...keep trying.

eventually something's gotta come outta it.....
....maybe....
....that's not bloody...atleast....
.....a gray thick gluey substance might.....
...smells like pennies and sour beef....really gross....
...on second thought, don't keep trying.

...seek help.

Guys >_<
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3155/1263285874332.gif

heh-heh

we are kind of disgusting, aren't we?

:-P

just a bit though.

a little disappointed to hear this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTfpNh9CbUc

that music on the ALice site, is not Elfman....it's trailer music meant to sound like Elfman.

oh well.

That's the track alright and it's not Danny Elfman.
Suck it, Disney.

they tricked us.

the fuckers.

I'm gonna stick it up Bambi's ol' Fruit stand.

isn't it like moo o'clock in the morning or something like that Doc?

shouldn't you be naked in bed, sound asleep, so I can rummage through your DVD collection?

or atleast in a bush watching the neighbor's dogs with that naughty look on your face you always do at church?

Haha. It's 4.55 a.m. I'm pulling an all-nighter. Will catch a few hours sleep tomorrow before the friday Whiskey fest tomorrow night.

I've hung a picture of my naked hairy ass over my dvd collection to keep curious cuckoo's away from it.

And the bushes are a bit sparse this time of year, not much foliage to hide my shame behind. Need more evergreens.

Tomorrow night is actually tonight. Confusing.

ahh, yes....i keep forgetting......Doc is from the future.



i thought that Jennifer was much cuter than Elisabeth Shue.

"hey! you said I could borrow your copy of Moby Dick!"

"oh, yeah! yeah...it's right in here in my den on the second shelf!"



"ohhhhhh.....ummm."

"what's wrong?"

"Um...yeah.....I don't think I'm gonna need it anymore...um...yeah....i...i...um....i gotta...i gotta go."

"meow meow meow".....that's north american slang for "what the hell did you just say?"...'that's just not whazzit?'
:laugh:

If something is "not cricket" then it's not gentlemanly like. Though in truth cricket is pure crap. And it lacks any kind of cheerleaders. though the occasional bitch-fight does break out.

yeah...i know what it means.....i'm just buggin' ya! :)

however....i might have to play this game, if they're playing

They don't look like they could understand the rules. Maybe you could entice them to play the new cuckoo variation of "strip cricket"? You know the one where cuckoo wears 10 layers of clothes and the girls wear those white bikinis. And the rules say if cuckoo bowls an item of clothing comes off. If cuckoo bats an item of clothing comes off. If rain stops play, then things get even more fun.



No, I will NOT be your umpire.

there's rules?

can't we just play with me running around with the cricket bat shoved up my ass you umpire the whole thing with a camera just ready for a classic STS animated gif when i fall over backwards?

um....up my ass.

kids? what kids? who are you talking to?

how rude.

just for that, I'm gonna make a new Doc out of empty tampon boxes and twist ties.

then we'll see who's the Doc around here. :-P

I have no idea what twist ties are, but good luck with that. It'll be more fun than Doctor Ken.

Doc is sending me weird PM's about how he's going to masturbate on my baby jesus sculptures and piss on my grandma's Church shoes.

then says something about how he likes fish tits and moose balls

really weird, Doc.....really weird. :D

You have sculptures?
i sculp them myself with wet dog food and cow manure

I bet that tastes like spam.

what might this taste like?

Duck, with a hint of attitude and a splashing of innuendo. I suspect an aftertaste of deep regret and a trip to the purge clinic would come for afters.

very sexy

i could eat sexy duck


...

in order to eat the sexy duck, first you must become the sexy duck.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/thumb/e/e2/ElmoCanQuack.jpg/300px-ElmoCanQuack.jpghttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/thumb/f/f1/RuberDuckiesDontSayQuack.jpg/300px-RuberDuckiesDontSayQuack.jpg

i swear to god I will fuck Elmo up if he comes anywhere near me in my duck costume.......i will FUCK him up.

i swear to god I will fuck Elmo up if he comes anywhere near me in my duck costume.......i will FUCK him up.

I approve of this message.

yep ! a room without doors or windows....we'd all fuck his shit up.

morning fellas!

Hi mental.

morning mental.....

...it's not quite morning for me here yet......9 more minutes and it'll be 12 am so.....blaeh......i was going nowhere with that.

i'll fuck elmo up.

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/3063/whoawtfcat.gif

least cool gif i have !

tropical topical !?

ouch.

too soon?

:-P

"Smithers. Who is that mental fellow over in Shoot the Shit?"

"uh...that's Mental Melvin, sir."

"Mental Melvin, eh? I like the cut of his jib."

too soon to create....not too soon to post !.....?

[note : i didn't sit in my dungeon photoshopping it !] heheh

minty?

minty.

yep ! i have slipped right back into feeling that shoot the shit ashamed-ness of myself already.

The banana bunker, for ladies of a certain disposition, and secretarial lunchboxes the world over.

[ yep ! i have slipped right back into feeling that shoot the shit ashamed-ness of myself already.

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how long is that pic gonna stay up here?

should i [spoiler] it ?

???






There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

that little orphan girl's face is way too symmetrical....gives me the creeps.... serious wiggins.

???

hide it

nah...just leave it.

i don't think spoilering it or not matters here.....if they don't like it, they'll edit it out..........or in budarc's case, ban you....they had it out for bud-butt though.

i dunno actually.....they have a funny form of censorship here....very american.

we'll see what flies here when it's just us.

that little orphan girl's face is way too symmetrical....gives me the creeps.... serious wiggins.

I mirrored it and pasted it on the other side and you're right.

nah...just leave it.

i don't think spoilering it or not matters here.....if they don't like it, they'll edit it out..........or in budarc's case, ban you....they had it out for bud-butt though.

i dunno actually.....they have a funny form of censorship here....very american.

we'll see what flies here when it's just us.

ok...will do...i'll UN-spoiler it.....just remembered,didn't Budarc get banned for a shit-face pic or somethin ?

I mirrored it and pasted it on the other side and you're right.



ahh UBER-WIGGINS

ok...will do...i'll UN-spoiler it.....just remembered,didn't Budarc get banned for a shit-face pic or somethin ?

yeah....i think he mostly just got banned because he was budarc though.

I thought it was a goatse. It's a guaranteed bang ban bye bye.

he got banned for goatse too.


and a giant pic of a snake-tattooed boner

and a sock-puppet.

A fucking sock puppet? Jeez.

that's what i'm saying.....it wasn't so much for what he actually did.....it was more personal.


i had more sock-puppets than bud-butt did.......not once have i been banned.

he got banned for goatse too.


and a giant pic of a snake-tattooed boner

and a sock-puppet.

"sock-puppet"....i'm thinking maybe those 2 little words...in this context belie somethin....quite sinnister.

heheh

"sock-puppet"....i'm thinking maybe those 2 little words...in this context belie somethin....quite sinnister.

you're a pervert.

:-P

Yeah, probably so. (Spoiler it) We've been in a truce with the mods for a bit now.....

howdy, Rick

most of the mods are pretty cool....i like most of them.

the few ppl that used to hate us and probably still do, just don't come around here anymore.........the shrine and STS are at peace for now. :)

Doc.........................that's really weird.

Yeah, good though.



This was on the same site. I liked it too.

this is cute:

so is this:

i really like that.

Yeah, probably so. (Spoiler it) We've been in a truce with the mods for a bit now.....

jeepers...i'm unspoilering-spoilering-unspoiler it all over the place.....

anywayzzz.....hey rick_says....still thinkin about the nephilims & these hillside pics !!!?



i didn't say it was a nephilim burial mound at all !

(do you get the feeling you don't wanna know what kind of hair that might be)

i really like that.

Fairy tales were subversive and then sanitised, it's nice to see them being subverted again.

Unrelated sexy goat.

damn those imageshack internal server errors....cramping my style

heheh

I'm wigged. Very wigged.

Long ago giants roamed the Earth.

And vegetable people.

beats dressing up as santa i guess....

[
Long ago giants roamed the Earth.

yep. 6 fingers,6 toes....double row of teeth....big cocks apparently !

cue Budarc's return >>>>>

There is a story behind every picture, but sometimes its best not to speculate.

or

There is a story behind every picture, but sometimes its best not to speculate.


it's hard not to speculate......or wind up with a large wooden paddle

maybe both.

I just got eye assaulted by the worst shit I ever saw, it involved a woman, a large collection of weiners and a real life pig. Even cuckoo with his love for large german meat products would baulk at that shit.


No, I'm not making it up.

That Pikachu bank robber is a bit odd.

I got a gift today. No idea what it is. It's wrapped up.

A woman, a large collection of weiners and a real life pig. You go to those parties?

I just got eye assaulted by the worst shit I ever saw, it involved a woman, a large collection of weiners and a real life pig. Even cuckoo with his love for large german meat products would baulk at that shit.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

that's one of the problems with getting serious "shit-shooting" done.....you will stumble upon some of the worst images you will ever see....so bad, you won't even want to post them here.

i know i have.

A woman, a large collection of weiners and a real life pig. You go to those parties?

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif
So that was you I saw in the yard with the brush handle? I'll shake your hand next time, after I put my gloves back on.


that's one of the problems with getting serious "shit-shooting" done.....you will stumble upon some of the worst images you will ever see....so bad, you won't even want to post them here.

Yeah, it burned itself into my damn eyes. Even a rusty fork didn't help. Got a bit of eye ache now.

i find this extremely depressing for some reason !

i found some shit once....if you're into "mature porn" even you may have re-thunked your fetish when i found pics of a 90+ sea-hag-looking woman...."working it"....[shudders]

i had a moment of thinking of posting that shit last year....but thought more about you guy's minds......mine is still scarred 6 months on.

So that explains your state of mind now? It's all becoming clear now.

Yeah, it burned itself into my damn eyes. Even a rusty fork didn't help. Got a bit of eye ache now.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

i don't know what pic you found.....and i don't know why i had go search for it, becaue it only resulted in probaby equally disgusting pics.

i found a fat woman wearing a dead pig, covered in shit and wearing nothing but a few chains.

the interwebs can really turn against you when it wants to.

i did however find this strange little number amongst all the filth

for the jeff dahmer type kid.

road kill cat toy

Did I mention there also a funnel in a strange place filled with what may or may not have been semolina? I can send you the link if your sensibilities aren't damaged after your last search.



I know what you're all thinking now.

Did I mention there also a funnel in a strange place filled with what may or may not have been semolina? I can send you the link if your sensibilities aren't damaged after your last search.


nope....i'm fine.

don't really need to see it.

really.

just disturbed myself by stumbling upon stuff about my own hometown's serial killer, the farmer who fed his 49 victims to pigs.

they found half heads and torsos stuffed into the deep freezers......skulls in the mud.......horror movie shit.

he ran a place called the Piggy Palace Good Times Society.....really weird creepy shit.

god....i hope the pig meat went somewhere not in Vancouver.

I don't like that kind of thing. But I do like these.

oooh....i want a few pairs of those.

i'd take them out at every restaurant i go to and speak to my food.

"oooh! hello, house salad. I'm going to eat you now. no no no....don't be scared. i'm going to eat you with a nice balsamic vinegarette"

The blind shouldn't dress themselves.

nope....i'm fine.

don't really need to see it.

really.

just disturbed myself by stumbling upon stuff about my own hometown's serial killer, the farmer who fed his 49 victims to pigs.

they found half heads and torsos stuffed into the deep freezers......skulls in the mud.......horror movie shit.

he ran a place called the Piggy Palace Good Times Society.....really weird creepy shit.

Man ! i just found the website again....fuck !!

like...crime scene shit & horrific accident videos....and.....

war-zone shit.

just the pics kinda send ya to a quiet pondering part of ya mind.

be careful out there folks....life is "fragile" !.



god....i hope the pig meat went somewhere not in Vancouver.

hehe WTF ? I posted within a post of a quote !

Man ! i just found the website again....fuck !!

like...crime scene shit & horrific accident videos....and.....

war-zone shit.

just the pics kinda send ya to a quiet pondering part of ya mind.

be careful out there folks....life is "fragile"

yeah....i stumble upon that shit all the time when i'm "image searching" for this thread.......really horrific stuff.

sometimes you can't help but to keep exploring it.......you just can't look awyay, y'now what i mean?

Getting sleepy, and I still have to go into town. Fuck. Need one of these.



OR

Remember Neo, there is no spoon.

you should be getting sleepy, doc.

i am too....it's almost 2am here.....i might go get some shut eye now.....

but first i need something to wash my brain of all the nightmarish stuff i've seen tonight.


perfect :)

Nice. I'd better go into town, so I can get home get some sleep. Later guys.

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niters cuckoo....

i'm kinda fuckin.........................oh man !.....

i need to go chill. damn the interwebs for today.

won't even say what i just saw "on offer".....didn't need to know that existed !

laters guys

I'll sleep when I'm dead.

......ok,......

Back.

went to a happy place {of weird stuff} {normal weird} http://www.s8int.com/

Horny.





Guy must've been hung like a bear....a big one. heheh

for the jeff dahmer type kid.

road kill cat toy


Tire tread on burst stomach.

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women !?



walrus' !?



Depps !?



TASTE THE PASTE.

violent ejaculation coming up.....



whooops... http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/6574/pbbbbbt.gif

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Jocelyn Wildenstein, the cat lady, keeps on coming back to 'Shoot The Shit'.........someone might start thinking we have a sick fascination with her.

i thoughts thats why she had that face done... she knew she'd be a forum-superstar !

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that's hilariously weird.

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that's hilariously weird.

time for some not so hilarious weird then.....make you suffer like the day i have had online.....

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wtf is wrong with people !?!?!?!?

back to normal weird funny then....

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http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7916/3850adfcb53c5fe032bd72b.gif ...what a day !

good god, man.

you definately bring the 'graphic gross' back to Shoot The Shit.

anyways...FFS is acting up on me.....so i'll be back later to see if it's settled down.

no worries....

one for the ladies.... http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/8461/1233553286491.gif (http://img4.imageshack.us/i/1233553286491.gif/)

HAHAHAHA i just ruined your Viggo Fetish ! .....oh ! uh oh....or maybe i promoted it for a few folks....ewwww

if you like that you'll love this....

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but i wouldn't if i were you....i really wouldn't.

i warned you.

your animated gif. guy, aren't you?

when you're out in the real world, does everything go on a 8 second loop?

:-P

yeah i'm kinda stuck in a loop....but,...i'll be gone again by time i hit 1,500 posts!

its not me really thats the gif-guy...its the gif-guy i know....used to be a JPEG guy but guess he got promoted!

seems to be a very bored girl...


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i'll be gone again by time i hit 1,500 posts!

1,500 posts?

is that like when the clock strikes 12 you turn back into a pumpkin?

seems to be a very bored girl...


i'd say you've done an outstanding job at sullying the good name of "shoot the shit", with all your images and whatnot....but we never really had a good name to begin with.
:D

well ya gotta make the most of this while i'm here....

not sure how long i'll be gone next time.... exploring/expeditions/adventuring etc...!

can always use my posts as a "lesson" for noobs of the future.... tell them of a time when adventures were had.

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"oh please, Mr. Cuckoo....tell us the story about the Mental Melvin again! He would post such extravagant images here!"

1,500 posts?

is that like when the clock strikes 12 you turn back into a pumpkin?

turn into a http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6350/penisvagface.gif "fuck-face"

no,but,1,500 is just about Monday morning maybe....!

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i don't dig skinny chix....i don't dig fat chix.

no,but,1,500 is just about Monday morning maybe....!


probably about right....are you on Sat morn right now?

i don't wanna do the time zone math in my head right now.

Wow ! like a micro of the macro !!

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this is like how we all ended up in Iraq / Afghanistan / Iran etc.....

he false-flagged him...and he reacted strongly ! heheh

probably about right....are you on Sat morn right now?

i don't wanna do the time zone math in my head right now.

21:18 Friday !

hippies have a very strange home life.....

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nothin' illegal goin' on there but certainly enough to make me feel.....uneasy !

ok i gotta go http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/1509/agentsmith5nn.gif chill

have a good one.

awww....that should be on AMerica's Funniest Home Videos.


laters, Melvin :)

i like watching girls pee. it's a fetish of mine. but shitting? no. no. no. GOD DAMN NO.

bleech....i don't like either......ahhh.....fetishes of Shriners.

yours is one of the more normal ones i've seen here.

Totally taking the Agent Smith gif for personal use.

Thanks Mel~

yay i gotz a normal fetish.

hmm....i just watched the first 2 Matrix films in the last few days......the 1st one still holds up really well after 10 years...unlike some sci-fi films that came out that year......and the 2nd one had it's moments......

.....haven't seen the last one since it was in theaters....i remember it being really bad.......should i ruin the experience again?

It's only the greatest movie ever made my favorite movie ever.

really?

out of all 3...it's your favorite?

so i guess, i'll give it another chance......

No, don't do that on my account. I can't make any promises, whatsoever.

But yes, my favorite of the trilogy, and favorite movie period.

i never saw the Gaytrix trilogy. never have HAHAHA never will.

i'll probably enjoy it.

as long as the movie entertains and doesn't try to hard to be better than it really is, I'll probably sit through the whole thing.....

i like watching girls pee. it's a fetish of mine. but shitting? no. no. no. GOD DAMN NO.

peeing ?

really ??

i don't understand ! heheheh

anything toilet-y makes me jus' wanna hurl. any girl even makes a remark about her.....cycle....she might as well have told me she was born-a-man cos all that mental imagery....yuck !

Totally taking the Agent Smith gif for personal use.

Thanks Mel~

no worries.

don't have many of those !

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MATRIX rocked.

MATRIX 2 was good...liked that talk-y architech scene. Cum-Cake was funny!

MATRIX 3...just went all out. Not a fully hollywood ending !

yeah. i dunno why but when i watch a chick pee in a toilet, on the sidewalk, in the woods.... wow. its sexy, to me.

I'll find uses for those, too~

yeah. i dunno why but when i watch a chick pee in a toilet, on the sidewalk, in the woods.... wow. its sexy, to me.

erm,....

ok..... is it the same if shes eaten asparagus !? heheh

i dunno. why? what's it supposed to do?

think it adds to the.....scent...in some way !.

what about cold mornings ? steamy ones do anythin' for ya ??? just curious !
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That's part of why it rocks. It's not a Hollywood ending. Neo has to submit in order to win~

SO SATISFYING, MANG

That's part of why it rocks. It's not a Hollywood ending. Neo has to submit in order to win~

SO SATISFYING, MANG

Well i meant more,..like,...guy don't quite get the gal !!!!. That part kinda threw me !!! Rest of it was all kindsa awsomeness's

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Hollywood ain't what they used to be though.

nowadays, Hollywood has pushed itself into the 'so-called' indie-film business and the foreign film business.

I think it's time we make an indie-film in Romania with a happy ending and everybody's pretty.

that'll show 'em.

But...he did get the gal...

perhaps mental was thinking of Brokeback Mountain.

server too busy....keeps shutting me out.

speaking of "shutt"....anyone dig the SHUTTER ISLAND trailer...? Looks better than Leonardo fetus-features DiCaprio's .....erm,....INCEPTION or whatever the Hell its called !.

But...he did get the gal...

yeah,...but....she was....like.....all kindsa fucked-up.....!

so was he.

got the gal....but,...like in a nursing home kinda way....

I'll follow you into the dark, type shit. Beautiful :love:

anyone dig the SHUTTER ISLAND trailer...? Looks better than Leonardo fetus-features DiCaprio's .....erm,....INCEPTION or whatever the Hell its called !.

yeah....Shutter Island looks pretty cool.........when the hell is that supposed to come out.....the trailer's been floating around forever.............and who did they get to do the music? Is it Howard Shore? he seems to be Scorsese's go-to-guy these days.

I dunno...i think INCEPTION looks pretty cool.

A Matrixy sorta feel to it.

THEY FOLD A CITY IN HALF!!!! You gotta like that!

goin' bed soon....

pretty zombie'd today....

hope i don't get abducted again....... or have nightmares.....
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eww...what movie is that from?

I likey.

EDIT: nevermind....i think it's from movie thoughtfully titled "Spiders" from 2000.

yeah....Shutter Island looks pretty cool.........when the hell is that supposed to come out.....the trailer's been floating around forever.............and who did they get to do the music? Is it Howard Shore? he seems to be Scorcese's go to guy these days.

I dunno...i think INCEPTION looks pretty cool.

A Matrixy sorta feel to it.

THEY FOLD A CITY IN HALF!!!! You gotta like that!

meh.

i dunno........story better be sharp....cos,its almost like hollywoods out-special-effects'd itself....i love effects but....its gotten to the point i actually wouldn't mind seeing a story driven movie.....again.....at last....

same with porn....! i wanna see a gangbang...and then a couple fall in love and run off to get married ! heheh

eww...what movie is that from?

I likey.

nevermind....i think it's from movie thoughtfully titled "Spiders" from 2000.

have no idea !.

no clue in gif code :(

there's plenty of story-driven films out there.........nobody talks about them though.......

check out The Hurt Locker, The Stoning Of Soraya M., Up In The Air, Bad Lieutenant, The White Ribbon, Disgrace.......apart from The Hurt Locker, these movies all came out last year and received next to no attention from the anybody, but are excellent story driven films.

yeah,....maybe i gave up too soon....just not even hangin' with folks that go see movies,at the moment !

whoops !

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was very interested in seeing HURT LOCKER....but think it came & went without even a squeak here!.

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that must be from that fake reality cop show....i forget what it's called, but I saw it one night on the T.V. and it had me fooled for a few minutes..........the cops had surrounded these KKK members who were burning a cross in some guy's front and lit themselves on fire........i was "holy shit...these guys are idiots...it's like bad slapstick comedy."........turns out it was.

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was very interested in seeing HURT LOCKER....but think it came & went without even a squeak here!.

yeah....it played here for about 2 weeks on one screen, once a night..........nobody seems interested in the Iraq war movies...........guess it's just too close to home these days........maybe wait another 40 years.

Cool.

well while we're laughing....

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yeah....BIG TITTIES do it for me.....

and the conjoined-twins porn !



2 heads are better than one !

ok...its forbidden.....look at th efunny monkey then !
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dude....i don' wanna see 2 headed chick porn.

good thing it was removed by imageshack....'cuz the 'Spoiler' buttons are too tempting for me..........i still gotta click on 'em.

heheh

ok guys i gotta go....girlfriend wants sex....!

niters all

k....see you around. :)

dammit that last pic doesn't have nipples on it. we gotta see the nipples!

you want to see the monkey's nipples? :eye:

dude, i don't think that pee thing is the weirdest of your fetishes.


:-P

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This is still amusing me. LOL

you want to see the monkey's nipples? :eye:

dude, i don't think that pee thing is the weirdest of your fetishes.


:-P

i meant the woman's nipples! lol

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lol

i like to believe we all make that face and movement when we're contributing to this thread.

uhhhhh no. Gary Sinese is just goonish, if that is in fact him.

that's Hugo Weaving.


Lord of the rings....the matrix....v for vagina....megatron's voice.

ohh ok. I like V for Vagina.

sometimes, i think we all like a little v for vagina.

unless you're homosexual.

well, then you probably like c is for cookie.

haha yup

I remember Hugo Weaving for being in Priscilla Queen of the Desert because that was the first thing I saw him in.



(Hugo is in the center.)