No. Screw ipods and everything with a small i infront of it.

then get a zune. fuck it i dunno

fuck ipads and iphones and ipodtouches

but the classic ipod is actually a pretty great piece of hardware.

I do just fine with my little sansa clip~ It was free :awsm: I don't use it very often anyway :p I'm just gettin it readied up for the weekend~

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/tumblr_m8rr4nbtUV1qaben4o1_500.gif

Oh my god, fuck yes :laugh:

then get a zune. fuck it i dunno

fuck ipads and iphones and ipodtouches

but the classic ipod is actually a pretty great piece of hardware.

Microsoft no longer supports Zune having recently dropped the marketplace and I'm pretty sure they haven't manufactured any for a few years. So they might be cheap now at least.

I like my ipod though it barely holds a charge anymore. It's a crapshoot. I might get 2 hours or I might get only 3 songs. Guess those batteries have a lifespan of about 5 years.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/tumblr_m8rr4nbtUV1qaben4o1_500.gif

Oh my god, fuck yes :laugh:

Tachibana is not here for this shit.

Is this true Doc1?
Kind of interesting, but I would rather not just believe an internet factoid so blindly.

Why did it take me so many years to find out how amazing flat hair irons were? ; ;

Is this true Doc1?
Kind of interesting, but I would rather not just believe an internet factoid so blindly.

This makes me want to make images with random falsehoods on them.

"Doc supports himself by selling his heavily worn yoga pants to wealthy businessmen in Korea"

"Sparky was that businessman"

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Why did it take me so many years to find out how amazing flat hair irons were? ; ;

My hair is mostly useless without a flat iron. When I can get it to look nice curly it's awesome but it's mostly unpredictable. Round blow dryer brush + flat iron + Paul Mitchell Super Skinny Serum = awesome hair.

My hair is mostly useless without a flat iron. When I can get it to look nice curly it's awesome but it's mostly unpredictable. Round blow dryer brush + flat iron + Paul Mitchell Super Skinny Serum = awesome hair.

I've gone all my life without doing anything with my hair.......... but when the humidity is high it gets squiggly....... just the flat iron by itself is a miracle~

How did I get from the number 14 spot up to number 5??? :laugh:

:bearclap: :bearclap:



I like my ipod though it barely holds a charge anymore. It's a crapshoot. I might get 2 hours or I might get only 3 songs. Guess those batteries have a lifespan of about 5 years.

I use my phone. Holds about 8 or 9 GB for music.

Problem is it eats battery life like no tomorrow.

I'm going on a 9hr bus ride this Friday. Think I might have to dust off the ol' discman too.

Not a problem. Means a lot of the CDs I have don't have that annoying pause between songs that are supposed to meld together when I play them as an MP3.


Why did it take me so many years to find out how amazing flat hair irons were? ; ;

You should see what Doc does with his ass mop for nights out on the town.


This makes me want to make images with random falsehoods on them.

"Doc supports himself by selling his heavily worn yoga pants to wealthy businessmen in Korea"

"Sparky was that businessman"

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Now I'm imagining Sparky in a fancy schmancy 3-piece and an expensive briefcase traveling the world.

Now I'm imagining Sparky in a fancy schmancy 3-piece and an expensive briefcase traveling the world.


I can imagine doing a little bow while handing someone his business card............ or a door-to-door preacher of flac :laugh:

I can imagine doing a little bow while handing someone his business card............ or a door-to-door preacher of flac :laugh:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Never cracks a smile and keeps words to a minimum.

Nicely trimmed facial hair and ponytail.

Well manicured hands.

He cleans up well. :laugh:

I use my phone. Holds about 8 or 9 GB for music.

Problem is it eats battery life like no tomorrow.

I'm going on a 9hr bus ride this Friday. Think I might have to dust off the ol' discman too.

Not a problem. Means a lot of the CDs I have don't have that annoying pause between songs that are supposed to meld together when I play them as an MP3.

I have single playlists that are larger than 9 gigs.
I have a 30 gig classic video one. The video was never really a good option and I can't turn off the screen to save battery. But I make use of it.
I don't even no where my old discman would be. I probably threw it out. Last time I used it was I think at Anime Expo.



you just know there's some young local boy hacked up into tiny pieces in his hotel room. :



How dreadful, ol' chap.

How dreadful, ol' chap.

He looks like Doc.

Sounds like Doc.

Hell...even smells like Doc.

:eye:

...

...

but that ain't Doc.

By the way, I reopened firefox and got the same warning about the shrine being a malicious site.
JonC

Bourne Legacy wasn't bad. Decent action thriller type deal and the shaky cam wasn't nearly as bad as other ones.
They drifted a little bit from the realistic type action, but not too far.
The drone and rifle thing was a little ridiculous, but funny and set up Renner's spy cred or whatever. The motorcycle chase was a little hard to follow.
The concurrent thing with Ultimatum was kind of cool if inconsequential.
The cover of Extreme Ways at the credits was kind of crap.
Rachel Weisz is still hot too.
:ohyeah:

Bourne Legacy wasn't bad.

:treknod:

I liked it.

When it's you doing another version of your own song is it still a cover?

Either way, Moby pooped the bed with that version.

I was in the store the other day............. pop tarts were on sale................. I wanted cereal............. then I thought.......... why doesn't pop tarts make cereal.............





















oh. I don't remember that...............

You weird Americans and your sugar cereals. :laugh:

We get Fruit Loops and that's about it. :(

I think some places carry Cap'n Crunch, Lucky Charms and possibly Cocoa Puffs.

You weird Americans and your sugar cereals. :laugh:

We get Fruit Loops and that's about it. :(

Fruit Loops no longer taste like fruit :sad: Trix is the replacement nowadays..... And they got lazy. They don't make fruit shapes anymore.... just puffs.

Had Trix a few times.

It was....weird.

Cereal aisles in Canada are sooooo boring.

They got "healthier" in the past 10 years.

I think Superstore still carries most of the sugar cereals though.

Or at least the ones we have available.

Sparky will know.

It's kind of hilarious over here how cereal is marketed nowadays. People don't want children's cereals marketed to children :laugh: The last decade or so of cereal commercials have seen a rapid decline.... All that's left is Fruit Loops, Lucky Charms, and Frosted Flakes commercials.


I remember how they shafted Cookie Crisp. It used to be a thief and his dog being chased by a cop. Then they cut the thief and it became just the thief dog and cop. Then they cut both of them and put in a wolf doing Wiley Coyote things trying to be the Trix bunny....

:laugh:

Caaooohhkee Crisp.

Actually, I forgot, there was a small period in between when it was just the dog by himself but they took off his bandit mask.... then they put in the wolf...

Did you guys also have that weird future monkey for those cocoa crisps or whatever the hell it was?

:treknod:

I liked it.

When it's you doing another version of your own song is it still a cover?

Either way, Moby pooped the bed with that version.

That's how bad it was, I guess. I didn't realize it was Moby.


You weird Americans and your sugar cereals. :laugh:

We get Fruit Loops and that's about it. :(

I think some places carry Cap'n Crunch, Lucky Charms and possibly Cocoa Puffs.

Mmm obesity. Sorry, but healthy shit is a chore to eat. Most people who buy corn flakes and crap just add their own sugar to it anyway so why not cut out the middleman?
I love my cinnamon toast crunch, cookie crisp and capn crunch. Honey nut cheerios are good to, but I actually prefer to eat them dry as a snack.


It's kind of hilarious over here how cereal is marketed nowadays. People don't want children's cereals marketed to children :laugh: The last decade or so of cereal commercials have seen a rapid decline.... All that's left is Fruit Loops, Lucky Charms, and Frosted Flakes commercials.

Seriously, wtf is up with that? It's for kids, let them see it. If they want it and you don't want to buy it, say "no". It works if your kid isn't a little shit.

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:laugh:

Caaooohhkee Crisp.

:doc::bearclap:


Did you guys also have that weird future monkey for those cocoa crisps or whatever the hell it was?

:eye:
Wut?
No.

Cocoa Crisp?................... cocoa crisp..........

Drawing a blank....... brain is bringing up Sugar Smacks and Honey Smacks..........



















Unless you mean the jimmies cereal....

Honey nut cheerios are good to, but I actually prefer to eat them dry as a snack.

I love regular cheerios as a dry snack. So tasty.


:eye:
Wut?
No.

I think it was around the time I was 12 or 13.

This monkey I believe had shorts and a ball cap on.

He swung around and had a softspoken English accent.

It might have been Jamaican too. :laugh:

Completely different. My minds changing it's memories on me again.

AH! This is why brain thought Smacks~

Cocoa Crisp?................... cocoa crisp..........

Drawing a blank....... brain is bringing up Sugar Smacks and Honey Smacks..........

Honey Smacks was the frog right?

Stoner pervert bear was sugar crisp if I'm not mistaken.

You weird Americans and your sugar cereals. :laugh:

We get Fruit Loops and that's about it. :(

I think some places carry Cap'n Crunch, Lucky Charms and possibly Cocoa Puffs.
I remember one of the weirder things I saw in stores in France was the cereal aisle. The choices were Super Colon Blow or Sugar Crusted Chocolate Bombs. No middle ground at all.
JonC

That's it. :D :D

....completely different monkey than what I remember though.

:erm:

Who's the monkey in me brain then?

Honey Smacks was the frog right?

Dig Em.

Hateful Stereotypes Behind 5 Lovable Cereal Mascots | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_15271_hateful-stereotypes-behind-5-lovable-cereal-mascots.html)

Honey Smacks was the frog right?

Stoner pervert bear was sugar crisp if I'm not mistaken.

Honey Smacks was the frog.... I guess it turns out Sugar Smacks was Honey Smacks then the name changed, and stoner bear was Golden Crisp....

:rofldata:

That's it. :D :D

....completely different monkey than what I remember though.

:erm:

Who's the monkey in me brain then?

Don't know. I've never had that and I don't think I've actually ever seen a box.... could be a redesign.....








































What have I just stumbled upon????

:rofldata:

They're coming after you~

The hell? Are Choco Smacks and Coco Pops the same thing???

Don't know. I've never had that and I don't think I've actually ever seen a box.... could be a redesign.....
I'm thinking it is a redesign.

The other monkey was creepsome and soft-spoken. Straight black eyes. Nothing behind them.
...and weird fur. Almost fuzzy.

As soft-spoken monkeys go, the one you found doesn't fit the description.

I'll find this soft-spoken creepy monkey if it's the last thing I do.

You mean the ape and his jimmies?

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Our jimmies are eternal - YouTube (http://youtu.be/oScCgxuId98)

I'll find this soft-spoken creepy monkey if it's the last thing I do.


?

Our jimmies are eternal - YouTube (http://youtu.be/oScCgxuId98)

:eye:

wot?

:laugh:


?


No....but that feller is kinda freaksome too. O_o

This was all an elaborate plan to allow me to post this:

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/1330403560986.gif

?


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I love that loop on that vid~ I just keep letting it play~

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No. I can't find him.

I'm beginning to doubt this monkey's existence.

:erm:

Looked up Coco Pops Canada................




?


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?

Nope.

I'm willing to accept it's just a manufactured memory.

I would draw him but the memory isn't clear enough.

I swear to feck though........:notgood:.........he existed.

The monkey existed.

That's just about all I could find...........


And this is just another one of the same at this point....


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The monkey existed.

I bet it freaks you out too~

I bet it freaks you out too~

:doc: :doc:

It does. :erm:

So it looks like Kellogs puts the same mascot on all its boxes............. so you're either looking for Choco Smacks, Coco Pops, or Cocoa Krispies.......

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My brain is tired~ Time for bed~ Niters~
http://i.imgur.com/KJCer.gif

Looking for monkeys on a boat does that.

Niters. :)

:rofldata: :rofldata:

23 days into the annual fap festival, Neg had 32 faps out of 50. Doc had 37 out of 24. Cuckoo had 35 out of 57.

Only 6 days left in the festival.

How many faps much each tri-fapper fap off in order to complete the task?

:rofldata: :rofldata:

23 days into the annual fap festival, Neg had 32 faps out of 50. Doc had 37 out of 24. Cuckoo had 35 out of 57.

Only 6 days left in the festival.

How many faps much each tri-fapper fap off in order to complete the task?

18, rubbed raw, and 23 respectively.

rubbed raw

:rofldata: :rofldata:

He got a little over zealous.

Always the quiet ones.

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So train robberies and tarantulas in jars.

Uber-cool.

He got a little over zealous.

Always the quiet ones.

Now if you meant would they be able to finish in 6 days, no. Not at that rate anyway. Neg averages just over 1 per day and would only get another 8 or 9 at the same rate. Doc is busy with non-masturbatory aloe vera. and the third is about the same as neg and would only get another 9 or 10 at the same rate.




This is up someone's alley


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So train robberies and tarantulas in jars.

Uber-cool.

New guy didn't really even hesitate. That would be commendable in any other situation. At least they know he can follow directions. Yikes. That was rough.

Now if you meant would they be able to finish in 6 days, no. Not at that rate anyway. Neg averages just over 1 per day and would only get another 8 or 9 at the same rate. Doc is busy with non-masturbatory aloe vera. and the third is about the same as neg and would only get another 9 or 10 at the same rate.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I should think under pressure and the tri-fap being the proud & smug bastards that they are, they would go overtime in order to win the top spot.


This is up someone's alley


Brown's awesome.

He makes me think of Robert Bloch's work only better. More humorous and twisted.


New guy didn't really even hesitate. That would be commendable in any other situation. At least they know he can follow directions. Yikes. That was rough.

I almost thought the new guy would eat dirt.

My jaw dropped.

Did they really?

I hate that there's only 3 left till next summer. :notgood:

HATE.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/okyf11.gif
That's what you cocks get for not letting the kid ride the kiddie ride. :laugh:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/okyf11.gif
That's what you cocks get for not letting the kid ride the kiddie ride. :laugh:

:doc:

Feck. Like a ragdoll. :laugh:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I should think under pressure and the tri-fap being the proud & smug bastards that they are, they would go overtime in order to win the top spot.[

Neg would need 3 per day which is more than double the current rate and you would need almost 4 per day which is almost 3 times the current rate....
And Doc already used all the aloe vera.




I almost thought the new guy would eat dirt.

My jaw dropped.

Did they really?

I hate that there's only 3 left till next summer. :notgood:

HATE.

Yeah, I thought that is what they were building up to with the new guy and the whole "no one can know" bit. Should have known. Vince doesn't put in anything unnecessarily, but by the time it rolled around I had forgotten all about the spider.

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One for Neg.

Yeah, I thought that is what they were building up to with the new guy and the whole "no one can know" bit. Should have known. Vince doesn't put in anything unnecessarily, but by the time it rolled around I had forgotten all about the spider.

Very cleverly crafted episode.

Jesse's going to go apeshit next ep.

He never takes that shit lightly.

Yay for sportsmanship. Guess he thought the cameraman had already gotten the shot.
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Very cleverly crafted episode.

Jesse's going to go apeshit next ep.

He never takes that shit lightly.

Mike sure knows how to pick 'em.
New guy takes that shit seriously.
Poor Jesse just can't catch a break.
Hope he finds out about Jane and Brock and outs Walt to Hank by series end.

Mike sure knows how to pick 'em.
New guy takes that shit seriously.
Poor Jesse just can't catch a break.
Hope he finds out about Jane and Brock and outs Walt to Hank by series end.

Spoiler for Doc if he's planning on moving onto S2 soon.

Which I hope he does.

He hasn't even been introduced to some of the best characters yet. :notgood:

---

Jesse will get his. He better. God dammit.

but first I want Walt to off Skylar.
She's too much of a loose cannon and a risk.

Bad somebody
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/bewegter-picturedump-1091.gif

Bad somebody
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/bewegter-picturedump-1091.gif

Nobody else "bads" enough to get one. :laugh:

Except maybe boyscout. :laugh:

Jesse will get his. He better. God dammit.

but first I want Walt to off Skylar.
She's too much of a loose cannon and a risk.

Mike should bring that up everytime Walt brings up his guys and their "hazard pay."
It's just good business.

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Now you spoiler your quote numb-nuts or me sparing Doc was for naught.

Now you spoiler your quote numb-nuts or me sparing Doc was for naught.

:doc:

Didn't even think of that.

I should go to bed.

Running on a few hours isn't working out anymore. :laugh:

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Old pervs


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Never come between a man and his precious wi fi wanking.


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"Baby Got Back" Sung By the Movies - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPcapo5ZB_o&list=UUSMW2RZPbybLZe2HTZWmWSA&index=1&feature=plcp)

Is this true Doc1?
Kind of interesting, but I would rather not just believe an internet factoid so blindly.


I'm not sure this is entirely accurate. but I think we do export more non processed stuff than we import. will look into this.

Ndi, maybe you should also block the stuff in this page (http://safebrowsing.clients.google.com/safebrowsing/diagnostic?site=AS:29802&client=googlechrome&hl=en). that's the diagnosis page that came (and still comes) up when I enter here. or open a new window.

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Is this true Doc1?
Kind of interesting, but I would rather not just believe an internet factoid so blindly.


checked: probably true. We're the EU largest agricultural exporter. which means we could well be largely self sufficient if we wanted to. hell, we account for 1/3 of agricultural lands in the EU.

Brown's awesome.

He makes me think of Robert Bloch's work only better. More humorous and twisted.



Didn't know about him. I bet he's never been published in France. Or at least it hasn't been reedited. I need to investigate.

I want to bake these into cupcakes.

Though I'm pretty sure making cupcakes with long expired cereal is a bad idea. Unless poptarts are like twinkies and never go bad. They are kinda sketchy.


You weird Americans and your sugar cereals. :laugh:

We get Fruit Loops and that's about it. :(

I think some places carry Cap'n Crunch, Lucky Charms and possibly Cocoa Puffs.

We have massive cereal aisles but it feels mostly boring these days. Same old kids cereal and lots of stuff that's almost identical. When's the last time someone came out with a crazy new cereal ; ; Also, I never see box prizes anymore.


Unless you mean the jimmies cereal....

My favorite cereal I can never find is the panda version of that.



Tastes so much better than all other peanut butter cereals and it stays not soggy FOREVER. Kinda hoping the meme will get it back in more stores.




:rofldata:

This makes me think of that oatmeal that was called "Undercover Bears" or something similar. There were these gummy bears dressed up like spies hidden in the oatmeal and you had to find them and...eat them.

Kind of sadistic, now that I think about it. :laugh: Bear spies, trying desperately to get their oatmeal related information and make their escape, only to meet their death by being devoured alive. They were small enough to be swallowed whole. Some of them must have been slowly tortured to death as they were digested.




Love stuff like this. Spooky stuff is best without too many details, I think. Why almost all the spookiest stories are short stories.




I just saw the file name. I think he's more a Grayson/Drake hybrid, even though they kept calling him a hothead when he wasn't being a hothead. Hoping instead of rebooting Batman they make him Batman and do the dickbat stories. The Black Mirror as a movie trilogy. :swoon:

I've always thought Ledger and JDL looked like brothers. And by always, I mean "since I saw 10 Things I Hate About You"

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Neg would need 3 per day which is more than double the current rate and you would need almost 4 per day which is almost 3 times the current rate....
And Doc already used all the aloe vera.

I didn't catch this until I was quoting stuff. Now imagining you have a notepad file where you track the fapping habits of all of STS' perverts.

He wasn't a hothead, but the other police were content with the way things were. Reminds me of Cole Phelps from LA Noire.

Well until Bane and the League absolutely buttfucked Gotham

It just made me giggle that he'd say something normally and then someone would yell and call him a hothead. It was like a comedy bit.

You should read Batman: The Cult if you haven't yet! No Bane but the clearest TDKR influence by far.

It just made me giggle that he'd say something normally and then someone would yell and call him a hothead. It was like a comedy bit.

You should read Batman: The Cult if you haven't yet! No Bane but the clearest TDKR influence by far.

True dat.

Basically it has elements of The Dark Knight Returns, Knightfall, No Mans Land, and The Cult.

Primarily the later 3.

Draws pretty heavily from Legacy too. And a lot of Dixon's Nightwing work.

Speaking of Batman, I wonder how long The Dark Knight Returns Part 1 will run. Based on the preview they went all out on staying faithful to the comic. I wonder who will play the Joker in it, due to the fact the Joker in this comic is one of the more terrifying ones imo.

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Draws pretty heavily from Legacy too. And a lot of Dixon's Nightwing work.

Batman Bane Number 1 to be exact.

lol, I misread the Jon Stewart quote.

Distracted.

Batman Bane Number 1 to be exact.

Bane of the Demon too though, even though the plot's completely different. Almost the same cast and

Bane/Talia relationship

Chuck Dixon must be making bank right now. :laugh: Wonder if he'll come back to DC.

Neg I saw your post and the line "non-human animals" made me giggle. ; ;

I want to bake these into cupcakes.

Though I'm pretty sure making cupcakes with long expired cereal is a bad idea. Unless poptarts are like twinkies and never go bad. They are kinda sketchy.

Twinkies actually do go bad, they just don't get all moldy or anything. They turn hard as a rock.




Also, I never see box prizes anymore.

Seriously, wtf? Must be part of that not wanting to market kids stuff to kids.




Love stuff like this. Spooky stuff is best without too many details, I think. Why almost all the spookiest stories are short stories.

:treknod:
Now I'm in the mood for some Amantillado or House of Usher or something.




I didn't catch this until I was quoting stuff. Now imagining you have a notepad file where you track the fapping habits of all of STS' perverts.

Whoa, whoa. Cuckoo had the damn data. I just ran the numbers he gave me. Simple division and multiplication.
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I can't remember ever even eating a twinkie, though I'm sure I have. I guess I've just always seen people saying they never go bad on TV, or something.

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:treknod:
Now I'm in the mood for some Amantillado or House of Usher or something.

We should make a list of STS' favorite spooky stories! I read one I really liked a while back. Been sticking in my brain ever since, those are the best ones.


Whoa, whoa. Cuckoo had the damn data. I just ran the numbers he gave me. Simple division and multiplication.
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He says, as he makes the adjustments to his notepad file

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx219/mah459/dan.gif

I can't remember ever even eating a twinkie, though I'm sure I have. I guess I've just always seen people saying they never go bad on TV, or something.

Yeah, it's one of those things that pop culture just ran with for some reason. Really? Never? They're okay. Go get one just to say you have eaten one.


He says, as he makes the adjustments to his notepad file

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx219/mah459/dan.gif

Man he looks douchey. Haymaker to the face and take the notebook even though it looks small as fuck and would hurt my hands to use.

I'm sure I've had one at some point, I just can't remember it. Do they have gelatin in them? Maybe that's why. Off to google search Twinkie ingredients. The things you make me do, STS.

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Oh weird, they have beef fat in them. Guess that's why! Sure I had them when I was a kid though.

Oh weird, they have beef fat in them. Guess that's why! Sure I had them when I was a kid though.

That is surprising, but still creamy goodness. You should bake some with a substitute if you don't want the beef. Where's the beef? :laugh:

Neg I saw your post and the line "non-human animals" made me giggle. ; ;

We're animals, NEVR 4GET.

:laugh:

I remember I had some tape with this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IVyM1nTxS4) on it as a small child and I was so confused. :laugh:

Walt Disney The Story Of Menstruation - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=eLhld_PI2zg)

We're animals, NEVR 4GET.

:laugh:

NEVAR!

Man Mark, when I saw you had posted, I thought it was going to be about Tearaway.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Monkeys.

:doc:

:eye:


Didn't know about him. I bet he's never been published in France. Or at least it hasn't been reedited. I need to investigate.

A pity if he hasn't.

I don't think he was one of the most popular but certainly one of the most influential. He wrote some stuff that was supposed to satire sci-fi pulp....which in turn was pulp. :confused:

Dick and Gaiman have spoken highly of his work.



Kind of sadistic, now that I think about it. :laugh: Bear spies, trying desperately to get their oatmeal related information and make their escape, only to meet their death by being devoured alive. They were small enough to be swallowed whole. Some of them must have been slowly tortured to death as they were digested.

:rofldata: :rofldata:


I didn't catch this until I was quoting stuff. Now imagining you have a notepad file where you track the fapping habits of all of STS' perverts.

...and all this time we thought that'd be Sparky.



Whoa, whoa. Cuckoo had the damn data. I just ran the numbers he gave me. Simple division and multiplication.


:smug:

Doc and Neg are so very enthusiastic about handing over info on they're fapping habits.



He says, as he makes the adjustments to his notepad file

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx219/mah459/dan.gif

:rofldata: :rofldata:

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Means a lot of the CDs I have don't have that annoying pause between songs that are supposed to meld together when I play them as an MP3.

if you load itunes on your computer, it has an option to rip music from cds as "gapless" albums. so yr pink floyd shite will still sound good as mp3

fuck iTunes.

I fapped on it's pillow...

...and it fapped on mine.

Only fair I suppose.

Crafty. :eye:

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Did a sexy clothes shop today.

One of department stores I was in lost it's air conditioning. :laugh: :laugh:

It was terrible. :erm:

Well my dorms switched ISPs so no more random disconnecting bullshit.

And now we get HBO. How often does Game of Thrones come on?

songbird is a cool app

How often does Game of Thrones come on?

It's not back till April.

...

I think if you have HBO you can stream it though.

Or OnDemand if you have that function.

I think my OnDemand only has S2 though.

---------- Post added at 02:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:08 PM ----------


songbird is a cool app

What does that one do?

---------- Post added at 02:11 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:08 PM ----------

Cool.

Nevermind. It's easier to just google.

I was just being a lazy ass. :rolleyes:

God that monkey freaks me out.

Can Doc and Sparky still not get in? Safebrowsing says Google hasn't found anything since yesterday, looks like we zapped it.

Can Doc and Sparky still not get in? Safebrowsing says Google hasn't found anything since yesterday, looks like we zapped it.

Nope Sparky said he's still getting the red flag.

Have yet to speak to Doc today.

I'm still getting the warnings.

Those knuckleheads know they can click 'proceed anyway', right?

I'm still getting the warnings.

Those knuckleheads know they can click 'proceed anyway', right?

Doc's just being cautious.

Sparky hates us for it and keeps saying something about us all going to die.

:rofldata:

I owe him a beating.

If we do all get severely infected he just might have the last laugh as he mows down zombie versions of us all. :laugh:

"The last time Google visited this site was on 2012-08-15, and the last time suspicious content was found on this site was on 2012-08-14."

Don't know why they haven't taken the warning off yet. Not sure what else can be done, since the problem's been fixed. :sad: Though I guess the longer Sparky's locked out, the funnier reaction we'll get when he finally busts open the door.

I'm still getting warnings, but their not getting any of my fucks.

He and Doc can get into LOLData it seems so it's not a huge problem.

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but their not getting any of my fucks.

Can....

...

...can I have one?

Just a nibble?

If we do all get severely infected he just might have the last laugh as he mows down zombie versions of us all. :laugh:

He hasn't seen enough zombie movies then. the zombies ALWAYS finish to outnumber and devour the heroes.

Me ? I'll just change into a left 4 dead Tank.

Can....

...

...can I have one?

Just a nibble?

and I'm still getting the warnings. this is quite troublesome as I have to refrain from axing down my laptop. while listening to Serious Sam 3 soundtrack. which is a gigantic encouragement to blasting down the shits from google.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

You've been waiting to use for months haven't you?

He hasn't seen enough zombie movies then. the zombies ALWAYS finish to outnumber and devour the heroes.

Me ? I'll just change into a left 4 dead Tank.


I guess I can be Bub.

---------- Post added at 04:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:34 PM ----------


:rofldata: :rofldata:

You've been waiting to use for months haven't you?

Had it just in case. Didn't think I would actually use it though.

I called him a pussy.

:smug:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

http://youtu.be/WGZnDeoBSD8

De-admin him and ban him from loldata.

Force him into Shrine.

He's not around it seems.

Perhaps this actually forced him to go outdoors while the sun is out.

Weird.

I'll bet he rubbed his eyes when he walked out the front door as Grieg's "Morning" was playing.

These people are really starting to piss me off.

This happens every couple of months. Get with the program. Music people act like fucking n00bs, no matter how long they've been here.

Even people like Smarty. Get your shit together, people. Chill the fuck out.

Chill the fuck out. Got it.

There was this girl I went to college with. She would freak out, all the time.

I'd carry around this piece of cardboard with C.T.F.O. on it. Flash it at her.

There was this girl I went to college with. She would freak out, all the time.

I'd carry around this piece of cardboard with C.T.F.O. on it. Flash it at her.

Ah yes. The type of person known as a Spaz.

They need a good smack.

Ala Airplane!

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/454527_o.gif
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/133113_o.gif

I'm out. Niters, folks.

Niters, Le Doc. :)

Well my dorms switched ISPs so no more random disconnecting bullshit.

And now we get HBO. How often does Game of Thrones come on?

HBO Go should have some on there.


Flash it at her.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/454527_o.gif
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/133113_o.gif



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Must see !! Former Ku Klux Klan leader Johnny Lee Clary KKK - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=B24qxWPPVbM)

only 10 posts behind me, IU

Must see !! Former Ku Klux Klan leader Johnny Lee Clary KKK - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=B24qxWPPVbM)

:laugh:

Guy's got balls to turn his back on an angry stupid organization like the KKK.

Sadly, he's turned minister under that douchebag crock of shit Jimmy Swaggart which may as well the nearly the same thing. :laugh:

only 10 posts behind me, IU

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/Z/L/R/x/ZLRx/glasses-to-sunglasses-deal-with-it.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/14721995-original.html)


:laugh:

Guy's got balls to turn his back on an angry stupid organization like the KKK.

I wish I could be so good at comebacks, but if I do manage a clever quip it's never right then.

I is teh upsets :sad: Last Story came out yesterday. I went to GameStop today to pick up my reserve (the last one I had with them). The guys at the counter look at me stupid and went "it's not out yet, but it'll be out Friday". I took my $5 back. Amazon says you jackasses are wrong. I missed out on the bonus soundtrack but at this point I don't care. My bf will help me get all my new games from Amazon from now on........ which was what we were planning before this last round of dumbassery........

I wish I could be so good at comebacks, but if I do manage a clever quip it's never right then.

You're probably better off.

Clever quips never seem to work out the way they do in movies and TV.

The thug or bully doesn't look at you shocked and allows you to walk away with a "smug".

It usually ends with a fist in the face. :laugh:

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Neg might interested in the season finale of Spoilers when it airs.

Kevin Smith and Gerard Way together at last.

Spoilers (http://smodcast.com/spoilers/choose/)

Whenever I try to be clever in real life people just look at me like there's something wrong with me. :laugh: I would blame this on me being me but I see a lot of people get similar reactions. Maybe sometimes people get a chuckle.

When I read people's stories with their biting comeback and everyone around them applauding I pretty much default assume they're fake. I'd maybe believe it from one of you guys, shit shooters have that special charisma that comes to you when you spend your time searching for images of mangled genitals on the internet~

You're probably better off.

Clever quips never seem to work out the way they do in movies and TV.

The thug or bully doesn't look at you shocked and allows you to walk away with a "smug".

It usually ends with a fist in the face. :laugh:

---------- Post added at 05:11 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:01 PM ----------

Neg might interested in the season finale of Spoilers when it airs.

Kevin Smith and Gerard Way together at last.

Spoilers (http://smodcast.com/spoilers/choose/)
i know this from first hand experience.

plus, richard farnsworth raped and murdered a girl in 1990

This forum is not accepting new posts? WTF?

Finally, the way to promised land shall open :awsm: Jersey REPRESENT.

Saw Fourze 40 whatever. They've completely given up on the fights. It's pathetic.

Whenever I try to be clever in real life people just look at me like there's something wrong with me. :laugh: I would blame this on me being me but I see a lot of people get similar reactions. Maybe sometimes people get a chuckle.

When I read people's stories with their biting comeback and everyone around them applauding I pretty much default assume they're fake. I'd maybe believe it from one of you guys, shit shooters have that special charisma that comes to you when you spend your time searching for images of mangled genitals on the internet~
in real life, my wit comes and goes. occasionally i am so on target with it that i have people in stitches but usually i just sound like a smug asshole

Whenever I try to be clever in real life people just look at me like there's something wrong with me. :laugh: I would blame this on me being me but I see a lot of people get similar reactions. Maybe sometimes people get a chuckle.

I find that when this happens to me, it's because such a good line was said by a female and they don't know how to react to it :laugh:

Must see !! Former Ku Klux Klan leader Johnny Lee Clary KKK - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=B24qxWPPVbM)

lol. Entertaining.

I find that when this happens to me, it's because such a good line was said by a female and they don't know how to react to it :laugh:

I'm really quiet and I think I sometimes get weird reactions because people aren't that used to be talking. :laugh:

I guess it really does depend more on who's saying it than how witty it is. Some people just get certain reactions from people, even if it isn't thunderous applause at their cutting retorts. My baby brother isn't really the withering insult type, but ever since he was little he's always been the person picked from the audience for anything. It's great to go with him to any show where people go out and interact with the audience because they'll always come over to you. If he did start slinging barbs at people I think he'd get that kind of response. Just that je ne sais quoi. He got bullied a lot too, which I guess is the other side of that.

We went to see Gallagher once (or it may have been his brother, if you remember that fiasco). He was insulting people in the audience. I was instantly horrified as soon as I realized he was doing it. Wanted to leave, so badly.

It was like going to a baseball game. Constant fear.

Not a place you want to be.

Oasis? Gallagher brothers?

Comedian/Watermelon Smasher

A local Oil company released some B.C. maps today to show how much damage they aren't causing.

...

the problem is they altered the B.C. maps and deleted half the islands & land that they were destroying to make it look better.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Who did they actually think they would fool?

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Comedian/Watermelon Smasher

Ahh.

The other rivaling Gallagher brothers that insult the audience. :laugh:

I think I would suffer their insults. Especially if Liam was too drunk to sing that night ;)

I think I would suffer their insults. Especially if Liam was too drunk to sing that night ;)

Liam's an apish cunt.

He was terrible the other night at the Olympics with his new band doing "Wonderwall".

Sounded like Big Bird.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I think Noel called it the worst Oasis cover band he's ever seen. :laugh:

:laugh: Noel <3

I remember they had a hypnotist come to my school (I don't remember why), and he was picking people out of the audience to go up on stage and get hypnotized/do dumb stuff. For some reason I was terrified he'd pick me even though obviously I wouldn't actually have to go up. That's random, I'm sorry, the memory just came back to be.

When I'm watching stand-up and they start up something about people in the audience I think it's great but it would be my worst nightmare if I was actually there. :laugh: Don't know if I have the stomach for live comedy.

I've gotten to sing a line at small shows when they were letting random audience members sing the next line of the song. That's about my comfort level, I think. I went on stage at that Disney Star Search thing or whatever it was called, I don't think they have it any more.

Close-up of tears in an eye:

http://i.imgur.com/VUzdm.gif

http://i.imgur.com/VUzdm.gif

Weird.

Really weird.

I like it. :)

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Live comedy is great.

...although I've never seen anyone pick a fight with an audience member yet. I assume that would be kinda uncomfortable.

I think actually being in the audience makes it funnier for some reason. Sometimes seeing some stand-ups on TV they really lack yet the audience is in hysterics.

...I suppose the bar helps too.

Bane Plays Slender - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOXCdSMaNeE&feature=player_embedded)

Actually now that I think about it, I've seen improv groups live. No audience members were picked on. ;)

Improv's even better. :laugh:

They can get pretty crazy.

It's been awhile.

Bane Plays Slender - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOXCdSMaNeE&feature=player_embedded)

I clicked on the Star Wars one.............. Star Wars (Brock&#39;s Dub) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_565798&feature=iv&src_vid=WOXCdSMaNeE&v=Z8xeS-_8Psk)




























Dat cantina band :rofldata:

:doc:

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Time for sleep~ My STS vacation starts now :) I'll be back......... probably Monday~ Laters~

http://i.imgur.com/KJCer.gif







Hopefully the boards still here when I get back :laugh:

Niters, CM.

Enjoy the vacation. :)

Have fun, CM! :D

:eye: What's a Google [Bot] and what is it doing in LOLData while IU and I are quietly fapping in the corner doing math problems from IU's STS fap log?

Google Bot. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googlebot)
I don't know how relevant this is. i've never heard of one before, and just did a, um, Google search to find out.
JonC

Google Bot. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googlebot)

:eye:

Hmmm....he sounds suspicious.

I'll fight him.

---

He looks like budarc. Sounds like budarc.

but I don't think he's budarc.

...

:shock: A bud-bot.

Very similar to the Doc-bot that came by late last year looking for a good shag.

...I still have my suspicions about that one too.

I think it was Doc.

---------- Post added at 11:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:26 PM ----------

BOt is gone.

I did my job the good.

I went in there. Made sexy angry face at him, pointed at his feet while I fapped and growled.

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With Doc and Sparky locked out and Le Doc, CM & myself going away, it's going to be mighty quiet in these here parts this weekend.

:eye: What's a Google [Bot] and what is it doing in LOLData while IU and I are quietly fapping in the corner doing math problems from IU's STS fap log?



What would it be trolling for on LD anyway?
And again, quit trying to pass off your perverse habits. The datalog is yours. I merely answered an inquiry.

And again, quit trying to pass off your perverse habits. The datalog is yours. I merely answered an inquiry.

What?

I....:erm:....what?

http://www.clickuntilyoulaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/funny-gifs-jim-derpy1.gif

IU's weird.

With Doc and Sparky locked out and Le Doc, CM & myself going away, it's going to be mighty quiet in these here parts this weekend.

Thomas has been mia too...
Where is Le Doc heading?

Thomas has been mia too...
Where is Le Doc heading?

Yeah....I noticed the other day Thomas has all but packed his bags and gone to a better place.

He left his shit in his cell.

We'll split it amongst each other if he's not back in a week.

I get his Betty Boop undies.


Docrate's going to the Englands to pip-pip with the Queen.

IU's weird.

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/1/0/5/l/105lC/1326893777424.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/14796896-original.html)

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/1/0/5/l/105lC/1326893777424.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/14796896-original.html)

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

I wish I'd thought of that one instead of the "Irene" one I used.

The Bale one was more or less what I wanted to find.

---------- Post added 08-16-2012 at 12:01 AM ---------- Previous post was 08-15-2012 at 11:50 PM ----------

Haven't used it in at least 2 months but I see Rapidshare is still a cunt.

One for Neg
Shia LaBeouf -- 'Transformers' Felt Like a 'Finger Up My Ass' | TMZ.com (http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/15/shia-labeouf-transformers-finger-in-ass/)

---------- Post added at 12:10 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:09 AM ----------


Haven't used it in at least 2 months but I see Rapidshare is still a cunt.

I would rather force a yard stick up my urethra than use it. It barely even works.

One for Neg
Shia LaBeouf -- 'Transformers' Felt Like a 'Finger Up My Ass' | TMZ.com (http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/15/shia-labeouf-transformers-finger-in-ass/)

:rofldata:

I think the only people who speak well of those films are Michael Bay and Sparky.

---------- Post added at 12:14 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:13 AM ----------




I would rather force a yard stick up my urethra than use it. It barely even works.

It's pretty shit.

For a 185 mb file, it's apparently going to take an hour and 30 mins.

Fuck you RS. Fuck you hard.

It's pretty shit.

For a 185 mb file, it's apparently going to take an hour and 30 mins.

Fuck you RS. Fuck you hard.

I have left the comp running all night for files of lesser size and it still wasn't done when I woke up. Bleh.

I usually only the comp running all night if it's a torrent for a season of a tv show or I fall asleep watching something on the comp in bed. :laugh:

The thug or bully doesn't look at you shocked and allows you to walk away with a "smug".

It usually ends with a fist in the face. :laugh:



When I read people's stories with their biting comeback and everyone around them applauding I pretty much default assume they're fake. I'd maybe believe it from one of you guys, shit shooters have that special charisma that comes to you when you spend your time searching for images of mangled genitals on the internet~

My witty comeback is usually a fist in the face. or the solar plexus.

or a steel toed booted kick to the crotch.

THEN I do the quipping.

A la horatio.

---------- Post added at 10:40 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:27 AM ----------


With Doc and Sparky locked out and Le Doc, CM & myself going away, it's going to be mighty quiet in these here parts this weekend.

I don't go anywhere this Week end. Docland trip is scheduled for next tuesday. I'll have scones and tea :awsm:

---------- Post added at 10:43 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:40 AM ----------



It's pretty shit.

For a 185 mb file, it's apparently going to take an hour and 30 mins.

Fuck you RS. Fuck you hard.

Wouldn't know. works pretty fine for me. then again, premium account. lots of old stuff still up and forgotten on RS. :D

Thomas has been mia too...

He hasn't been on Facebook either. He got tagged in a photo by a mysterious woman, maybe he's found a lady friend :D I wonder how the viewers at home will react to that.


Haven't used it in at least 2 months but I see Rapidshare is still a cunt.

It's fantastic for books and comics. Fast and no captchas, as good as mediafire with less deleting. It's basically unusable for anything bigger than that, though. Maybe a lone mp3.

He hasn't been on Facebook either. He got tagged in a photo by a mysterious woman, maybe he's found a lady friend :D I wonder how the viewers at home will react to that.



It's fantastic for books and comics. Fast and no captchas, as good as mediafire with less deleting. It's basically unusable for anything bigger than that, though. Maybe a lone mp3.

I have gig upon gigs of mp3 albums saved there. if you have a premium it works fine. otherwise, I agree, it's a pain. but even if it takes time to DL something, at least it's still up there. we got too impatient when DLing became easy AND fast.

I'm a patient pervert. Don't matter if the DL is going to take the full afternoon, even the day. I'll play Max Payne, read a book, watch a movie, go outside and check stuff. Went to the fair today. first time in a decade I went to a fair. I'm still pretty good with air rifles. paid for 20 pellets...won 23 points :p

I live for the day Shia is found dead in a gutter.

This is mostly for Doc but he's not here. Oh well~



I read yesterday Shia said he was quitting mainstream movies or smth. Maybe soon he'll quit all movies and focus on his terrible comics.

This is mostly for Doc but he's not here. Oh well~




:interestingcat:

Today we've stuffed Doc's anus with hot mustard and waited to see how long it would take a fart to escape.

Threw a hot scone covered in butter at Vinnie Jones' head.

Fisted our brothers while they were dressed as our sisters.

...and ate Little Bo Peep dressed as sexy lambs.

When you see it all written down like that ... :erm:












...it makes me want to do it all over again.


wait...we've lost Doc and Sparktech ! :shock:

ALARM !! Men Overboard !! Men overboard !!

Sparky swam up to me and said "hold this." I was so confused, I did as he said. It wasn't a flotation device. :eye:


Like reading the lost pages of STS. :laugh:

They feel down the back of the sofa.


I'm planning on getting a PS3 in September

Buy GTA V next year, bitch. Neg? Ndi Do you guys play GTA?


I already showed this to Doc but since he really liked it I'll share it here too:

Rain - PS3 Title - Playstation gamescom August 2012 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srBWuUPt818)

:love: I loved it. More than once.


Got em all.

http://news.3yen.com/wp-content/images/November-2009_5.gif


:) Yay~ Huzzah for Mandi being awesome!~

x2


Congrats on 10000 CM

x2


I think.............. I just hit the point where I need more than 2 gb :shock:...........

I only have 2 gig as well. :sad:


http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/tumblr_m8rr4nbtUV1qaben4o1_500.gif

Oh my god, fuck yes :laugh:

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:


You should see what Doc does with his ass mop for nights out on the town.

You really should. :naughty:


He swung around and had a softspoken English accent.

Coco pops?


The hell? Are Choco Smacks and Coco Pops the same thing???


That's the ones I was referring to. That's the name over here.


The monkey existed.

Sure, he did. Sure. :eye:


Doc is busy with non-masturbatory aloe vera.

My public likes me to look smooth when I burst from the giant cake.


This is up someone's alley


:bearclap::bearclap::bearclap:


And Doc already used all the aloe vera.

I have some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in reserve.


Spoiler for Doc if he's planning on moving onto S2 soon.

Which I hope he does.

I'll be seeing the guy this weekend. I'll see if he has S2. :smrt:


Now you spoiler your quote numb-nuts or me sparing Doc was for naught.

He's a cruel mistress.

He doesn't need to die. He's just a total doofus I can't stand.

I've never played a GTA, no.

I played GTA3 a good bit. Haven't really played any of the others. I had one of the old PlayStation ones, but really, they're completely different games.

46 is already up. Christ.

I felt like the exposition was just slapped on in 45.

I'm on your side.
Okay, here's my switch.
I'll be the last Horroscope because I suddenly feel like he's protecting me.
Gamou is Sagittarius. He wants to go see the Architect.

~_~

Now I'm in the mood for some Amantillado or House of Usher or something.

:treknod:


http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/Z/L/R/x/ZLRx/glasses-to-sunglasses-deal-with-it.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/14721995-original.html)

:doc: That kills me. I don't know why.


My STS vacation starts now :) I'll be back......... probably Monday~ Laters~

Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Don't worry... that means everything is permissible. :smrt:


:eye: What's a Google [Bot] and what is it doing in LOLData while IU and I are quietly fapping in the corner doing math problems from IU's STS fap log?

Google bots are good bots. They're the things that make the Nuts show up in searches. Don't know why it showed up on loldata.


He got tagged in a photo by a mysterious woman, maybe he's found a lady friend :D I wonder how the viewers at home will react to that.

:doc::doc::doc:












:doc::doc::doc:


I live for the day Shia is found dead in a gutter.

My ex said the same thing about me. :sad:


This is mostly for Doc but he's not here. Oh well~



:bearclap: Wonderful. New Book Smell. I would spray it all over my body.


I've never played a GTA, no.

Shame. We could've formed a STS squad.

The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Historia Being Published In The U.S. By Dark Horse | Siliconera (http://www.siliconera.com/2012/08/16/the-legend-of-zelda-hyrule-historia-being-published-in-the-u-s-by-dark-horse/)

$35 is not a bad price, especially when you take into account that it'll be cheaper on Amazon.

I played GTA3 a good bit. Haven't really played any of the others. I had one of the old PlayStation ones, but really, they're completely different games.

They haven't changed much since III. They got more sophisticated and less glitchy but the gameplay is the same.

---------- Post added at 06:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:33 PM ----------


The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Historia Being Published In The U.S. By Dark Horse | Siliconera (http://www.siliconera.com/2012/08/16/the-legend-of-zelda-hyrule-historia-being-published-in-the-u-s-by-dark-horse/)

:fap: Come to doc land. Come to doc.

That can be bought and shipped to you, quite easily.

That can be bought and shipped to you, quite easily.

:fap::love::fap::love::fap: I'm usually broke in January but I will sell my ass.

$35. That's .... about 35 times I'll have to do it. :sad:

He hasn't been on Facebook either. He got tagged in a photo by a mysterious woman, maybe he's found a lady friend :D I wonder how the viewers at home will react to that.

I saw that pic.

Thomas was petting a dog and looked happy.

It was nice.


When you see it all written down like that ... :erm:

...it makes me want to do it all over again.


This time we'll remember to punch holes in the jar first. :)



Google bots are good bots. They're the things that make the Nuts show up in searches. Don't know why it showed up on loldata.


Oh.

I suppose I should send a letter of apology to the Google Bot then.

He won't be happy.

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Sparky's still locked out. :laugh:

Sparky's still locked out. :laugh:

:smug:

He hasn't been on Facebook either. He got tagged in a photo by a mysterious woman, maybe he's found a lady friend :D I wonder how the viewers at home will react to that.

The shippers will have a grand flamewar and hate him for giving up on mandi. This might drive up or lose ratings. I'm not sure.


This is mostly for Doc but he's not here. Oh well~



I want it in breath freshener form so I can put it in my mouth.


Sparky swam up to me and said "hold this." I was so confused, I did as he said. It wasn't a flotation device. :eye:

:doc:


Buy GTA V next year, bitch. Neg? Ndi Do you guys play GTA?
I played 3 and 4 when I had the ability. I kind of regret selling my xbox versions of 3 and vice city on eBay. I didn't care too much for 4, then I learned you can just turn off the cell phone and it became infinitely better.


I'll be seeing the guy this weekend. I'll see if he has S2. :smrt:

Yay.


I played GTA3 a good bit. Haven't really played any of the others. I had one of the old PlayStation ones, but really, they're completely different games.

I still like Claude the best.


Google bots are good bots. They're the things that make the Nuts show up in searches. Don't know why it showed up on loldata.
I figured it wouldn't be necessary for the nuts since blogger is a google service, but I don't know how that shit works


:bearclap: Wonderful. New Book Smell. I would spray it all over my body.
x2


Shame. We could've formed a STS squad.

Would if I could man. :sad:

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I saw that pic.

Thomas was petting a dog and looked happy.

It was nice.

I don't have the FB's. I can't see it. :sad:

I don't have the FB's. I can't see it. :sad:

I can reenact it for you here. :)

Just so happens Doc is wearing his sexy puppy costume at the moment.

I didn't care too much for 4

:brofist: The Gay Tony add on was fun. The rest wasn't. Except for the kidnapping of the woman that wouldn't shut up. It was funny.


Would if I could man. :sad:

We'd need to steal a bus to fit all the STS peeps on. It'd be great. I'd even use my mic for the first time just so I could hurl quaint British insults at you all.

I can reenact it for you here. :)

Just so happens Doc is wearing his sexy puppy costume at the moment.

:eye:

or just upload the pic and be done.
I don't need a eye-bleaching right now.

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We'd need to steal a bus to fit all the STS peeps on. It'd be great. I'd even use my mic for the first time just so I could hurl quaint British insults at you all.

Fuck, that sounds awesome. Need a PS3...

I can reenact it for you here. :)

Just so happens Doc is wearing his sexy puppy costume at the moment.

I'll hump your leg and piss up your floorstanders.

:eye:

or just upload the pic and be done.
I don't need a eye-bleaching right now.

I don't know if Thomas would be cool with uploading pics of him here.

So you'll just have to make do with the erotic adventures of Cuckoo and sexy Doc-dog.


I'll hump your leg and piss up your floorstanders.

I'll return the favor. :)

I don't know if Thomas would be cool with uploading pics of him here.

So you'll just have to make do with the erotic adventures of Cuckoo and sexy Doc-dog.

He's fine with them being public on a platform with almost a billion active users, but not here?
That makes sense. I will recreate it in my head with this as a template.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/tumblr_m8gb8axzmo1qasthro1_500.gif

He looks like Milton from Office Space, surely.

He's fine with them being public on a platform with almost a billion active users, but not here?

Never understood that either.

Weird how that works.


He looks like Milton from Office Space, surely.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I always thought he's got a bit of David Zayas thing going.

I always thought he's got a bit of David Zayas thing going.



:bearclap::bearclap:

New Green Day video for "Oh Love" came out yesterday.

It seems it's only available on MTV. :notgood:

Neg can watch it.

Doc and I will have to wait for Warner music to stop being such a bitch and allow youtube to keep it up.

I'm back!
The virus is gone!
The errors after signing in are gone!

Sgt. Batista!



Shawshank prison 2010



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The image is down.

Sorry, we're working on it!

photobucket.

[center]I'm back!
The virus is gone!
The errors after signing in are gone!

...and we're all still here with nary a virus that you spoke of.

:badsparky:

All caught up, nothing worth quoting :-*

The image is down.

Sorry, we're working on it!

photobucket.

:confused:

I can see it just fine.

:confused:

I can see it just fine.

He can see it.

http://i.imgur.com/bA9bd.gif

He can see it.

http://i.imgur.com/bA9bd.gif

I thought so.

Sparky's back. :rolleyes:

Be back laters, folks. :laugh:

New Green Day video for "Oh Love" came out yesterday.

It seems it's only available on MTV. :notgood:

Neg can watch it.

Doc and I will have to wait for Warner music to stop being such a bitch and allow youtube to keep it up.

They locked that shit down. All the different sites with it up are all streaming from the same source.

Maybe 'tis the virus that got it~

I'm back!
The virus is gone!
The errors after signing in are gone!



But did you really have to travel a one mile tunnel full of shit to come back ? because you smell worse than a michael bay movie :eye:

They locked that shit down. All the different sites with it up are all streaming from the same source.

I know.

I looked on a few sites.

All locked.

Not too concerned. It'll be everywhere by the end of the week.

You aren't missing much.

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Probably the most boring GD vid I have ever seen.

You aren't missing much.

Didn't think so.

Saw some behind the scenes vids.

Looks bland.

To be honest, I'm not awfully fond of the song either.

:erm:

But did you really have to travel a one mile tunnel full of shit to come back ? because you smell worse than a michael bay movie :eye:

It was just shy of half a mile. :smrt:

Probably the most boring GD vid I have ever seen.

They have a lot of boring vids I find.

Not a whole lot going on in them.

They used to make good stuff. Pretty much all of International Supervideos!.

I always thought he's got a bit of David Zayas thing going.



:doc:

He does look a bit like Tom. He can play him in the next STS movie.


The image is down.

Sorry, we're working on it!

photobucket.

Are you trying to pull an Odin or smth?

They used to make good stuff. Pretty much all of International Supervideos!.

I like everything up to Hitchin' A Ride then it starts getting really hit and miss.

But did you really have to travel a one mile tunnel full of shit to come back ? because you smell worse than a michael bay movie :eye:

the only place you can shit yourself without anyone noticing. much. corn. :erm:

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It was just shy of half a mile. :smrt:

Morgan Freeman: That's the equivalent of 6 football fields. : chuckles : I still get a good chuckle everytime I look at Andy. Thinking that stink sunk in deep into his skin. I sometimes wonder when he sweats, does he sweat that shit? : chuckles :

I like the Warning: vids, well enough.

An apartment full of people and some slo-mo rewind tech is better than Suicide Girls rejects watching them perform.

Seriously, they look kinda skanky even for SG. And, I like SG.

back laters.

Christopher Guest has made the move to TV series now too.

:bearclap: :bearclap: :bearclap:

Christopher Guest has made the move to TV series now too.

:bearclap: :bearclap: :bearclap:

Oh my....

I guess that means it's a go.

:neg:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rkgfYXBw1qg39ewo1_500.gif

I hope you mutter "like a boss" to yourself everywhere you go as well.

I hope you mutter "like a boss" to yourself everywhere you go as well.

I recite the complete works of Stephenie Meyer. :erm:

I recite the complete works of Stephenie Meyer. :erm:

Remember.

Fapping bush.

Booby traps.

you, tied in the fapping bush with mp3 players blasting Bieber+Nickelback all around you.

If I feel sadistic I'll even throw a little Screen playing the bayformers movies in a loop.

Sparky's going to commandeer the bush, at this rate.

If I feel sadistic I'll even throw a little Screen playing the bayformers movies in a loop.

I think I heard Doc say he wants this on loop for 10 hours instead.

Good times, Doc. Good times. (http://youtu.be/i85b5iY5b-E)

Remember.

Fapping bush.

Booby traps.

I was kidding. I don't recite them.

I sing them to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy.


I think I heard Doc say he wants this on loop for 10 hours instead.

Good times, Doc. Good times. (http://youtu.be/i85b5iY5b-E)

There are names for people like you. :eye:

There are names for people like you. :eye:

http://www.thetripatorium.com/images/uploads/thumbs-up.gif

back! :awsm:

back laters.

Shitty weather is screwing with my internets. Big winds and pointy rain. I've to go to shop in it. :sad:


back! :awsm:

back laters.

http://i.imgur.com/gVLa2.gif

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Someone changspewed me in rep. :laugh: It looks awesome.

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46 is already up. Christ.

I felt like the exposition was just slapped on in 45.

I'm on your side.
Okay, here's my switch.
I'll be the last Horroscope because I suddenly feel like he's protecting me.
Gamou is Sagittarius. He wants to go see the Architect.

~_~

Sorry, I missed this. I thought it was okay. Better than 45 by a lot but I just don't think I'm ever going to feel very involved by Fourze anymore.

I was relieved that Libra's face turn was fake because I thought it was really badly handled. Of course, most everyone else acted kind of dumb, so that didn't help much.

"I have a plan to get back the Horoscopes switches. It's...to walk in and take the switches"

"If all the Horoscopes switches are together Japan might be destroyed. I'MA ACTIVATE THIS SWITCH TO SAVE ONE DUDE I DON'T EVEN LIKE"

The third act was alright enough for me, though. I like Gentaro's ideals really getting pushed to the limit. If they hadn't dropped the ball on the friendship stuff and took in a little further I feel like it could've been pretty powerful. The shots by the water looked really nice. I was expecting an epic battle and then they started fighting and let me down. :laugh: Oh well. I don't expect much from Fourze anymore.

I liked the Emoto stuff and I find the Kengo stuff kind of interesting even if I'm getting some Philip vibes from it. I don't know. I'm not going to feel excited about the show anymore, so I guess right now I feel like if it doesn't piss me off I'm happy, if that makes sense.

I liked seeing everyone in casual clothes. Tomoko looked super cute. I still like all the actors even if the characters are pissing me off. Not their fault the writers dropped the ball.

I'm back! I pooped.

I thought it was funny how they said the world could be destroyed, and then said powerful enough to destroy Japan.

Japan isn't the whole world :laugh:

I might wait til Go-Busters is up, so I have two eps to watch at once. A clip broke on Gorisaki :sad: Still holds up GoBuster-Oh fine, but Great wants to do the splits, now.

Thread 119275

In serious need of remoddeling.

Stoned and drunk off his ass.

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MPEG drafts twice-as-efficient H.265 video standard, sees use in phones as soon as 2013 -- Engadget (http://www.engadget.com/2012/08/15/mpeg-drafts-twice-as-efficient-h-265-video-standard/)

MPEG hammers out codec that halves bit rate (http://phys.org/news/2012-08-mpeg-codec-halves-bit.html)

h265, the new future of video encoding technology.
Away with h263, divx and xvid.

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There's one called Old Sparky. :laugh: Fart SoundBoard (http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm)

Mother of god.

i got sick of seeing a half dozen new welcome threads every time i log in. so i started a welcome thread. now the powers that be can make it a sticky, and hopefully noobs will be smart enough to use it.

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it makes your breath smell like beer, pot and salmon?

i got sick of seeing a half dozen new welcome threads every time i log in. so i started a welcome thread. now the powers that be can make it a sticky, and hopefully noobs will be smart enough to use it.

Are you drunk on a Thursday?

I would like to be drunk on a Thursday.

see you all in 3 or 5 weeks!

So he's going on vacation or hiding in shame at his indiscretion?

Don't do that. It's lol. No biggie.

I would like to be drunk on a Thursday.

I might have some vodka...
Doesn't help you though. :rolleyes:

I have some. I could have been drunk anytime in the past few months.

Chose not to.

Don't go into hiding! I just added it like 2 days ago. I can delete it and no one but us will know it happened~

I would actually love to drink tonight but I am pretty sure I have no booze. I could probably bum some vodka off my housemates but I'd feel weird.

Don't go into hiding! I just added it like 2 days ago. I can delete it and no one but us will know it happened~

I would actually love to drink tonight but I am pretty sure I have no booze. I could probably bum some vodka off my housemates but I'd feel weird.

Why? They should be glad for it and join you. If they don't, they are cunts.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqm41tYzY1qix6qh.gif I have a bottle in my kitchen cupboard. Beside the curry powder.

Saving it for the weekend.

They're letting me live in their house, they're super nice! I just don't like to ask people for stuff. I'm sure they'd say yes but blah. I miss being able to walk to a liquor store. That makes me sound like a lush, I just want 1-2 drinks. :laugh:



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man that's huge, sorry ; ;

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fix'd

Crysta made a thread in the correct forum.

It's a fucking miracle.