i only ask that really gross stuff be spoilered in here :(

What would you consider gross Rob? I stopped posting porn at ffshrine because of a few PMs. :/

I should have kept the one figure per character rule. Then I got drunk and ended up with a piece of crap. Stripped the ends of the balljoints with a screwdriver trying to get the wings in position to fold down properly.

Goddamn wingpack. You are an epic failure of massive proportions. You are the reason to buy the figure, so the entire figure is a failure.

I reap what I sow. Goddammit Neg.

*tweet**tweet*

What would you consider gross Rob? I stopped posting porn at ffshrine because of a few PMs. :/

any porn that's really gross (like fisting, etc) or gore

any porn that's really gross (like fisting, etc) or gore

Ok gotcha...I am planing a new thread in downloads called "Zoran's Horror Experience" and there will be cinema-gore in there and maybe a nude person every now and then but if I post anything like that in here I will spoiler it. ;)

I should have kept the one figure per character rule. Then I got drunk and ended up with a piece of crap. Stripped the ends of the balljoints with a screwdriver trying to get the wings in position to fold down properly.

Goddamn wingpack. You are an epic failure of massive proportions. You are the reason to buy the figure, so the entire figure is a failure.

I reap what I sow. Goddammit Neg.

*tweet**tweet*

There have to be plenty people who are after him now, though! Sure you can trade him for something awesome. He can just be a passing through Kamen Rider~

Ends of two of the balljoints are gacked. Wouldn't feel responsible selling him.

Could offer him at a good deal because of it, show photographs of the damage and all that. People are absolutely willing to buy damaged figuarts, at least on toy. Probably on HJU too since it seems like most of the people who post there are the same.

Tell the kids:

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Depends on what Kamen Rider figures you're interested in! The ones Neg posted are SH Figuarts, which are 1/12 scale. They're wonderful and they can get pretty pricey. They're really excellent toys, and there are definitely some that can be obtained more cheaply than others. It's the shipping that's really bad.

Including shipping, my last figures ran me $33, $36, and something around $60 or so.

Some stuff is on Amazon and has free super saver shipping. There's also the Sochaku Henshin line, which pre-dated figuarts. Many of them are really nice quality and can be obtained for a good price.

Posting porn in this thread is really no problem as long as it's nothing of questionable legality (I say this only because I recently had to ban someone for posting child porn-y art). Outside of this thread just make sure it's clearly marked NSFW and it'd probably be fine too. I'd only edit it out if people complained.

you mean like that hentai porn? i've stumbled across some disgusting hentai with what looked like 12 year old anime girls. don't worry, that's the last thing i'd post. i like amusing porn though, stuff from the 70s and parodies.

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If you want a Kuuga figure, I highly recommend a figuart. The Souchaku Henshin is a bit of a time bomb.

Just pick ONE Kuuga figuart and don't buy all 27.000 of them XD

if i buy any of these guys imma needa save up first.

you mean like that hentai porn? i've stumbled across some disgusting hentai with what looked like 12 year old anime girls. don't worry, that's the last thing i'd post. i like amusing porn though, stuff from the 70s and parodies.

I too like vintage 70's & 80's porn...in fact I used to be a mod at Vintage Erotica forum. But once I was bitten by the music collecting bug my porn collecting days were pretty much over.

Yup, that's exactly what it was. It was pretty bad stuff too. I have no problems with hentai by itself, but this was really bad, and definitely not the sort of thing that's okay to have posted on an international forum.

I know that is supposed to be a jab at geeks but since I am one (yeah I got loads of blueprints & tech manuals for several sci-fi universes) I can confidently say that the Star Destroyer would because it more heavily armed. But I am a more of a Trekker than a Star Wars fan. :D

i wasn't being mean. i constantly wonder about crossover universe epic battles, though i think borg cube would be a far more equal match for a star destroyer. but then i guess the death star would just zap the cube.

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i only ask that really gross stuff be spoilered in here :(

i wanted to spoiler it but didn't know how, that's why i just put the link. sorry.

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Ok gotcha...I am planing a new thread in downloads called "Zoran's Horror Experience" and there will be cinema-gore in there and maybe a nude person every now and then but if I post anything like that in here I will spoiler it. ;)

yeah last night when i was posting preggo chicks i almost got carried away and posted some nudies, then i thought twice.

For spoilers just use [.spoiler][./spoiler], minus the periods.

Link is fine too. And this thread is NSFW, so even just posting it is fine. If people are bugged they'll let you know and you can just edit, no big deal.

i didn't click it. no worries. spoilering is done by [ spoiler] stuff you want to spoiler [ /spoiler ] but removing the spaces.

man mandi, that's a triceratops in that pic, not a charizard!

i wasn't being mean. i constantly wonder about crossover universe epic battles, though i think borg cube would be a far more equal match for a star destroyer. but then i guess the death star would just zap the cube.


I know that you were not being mean...Borg cube vs Star Destroyer...Borg cube would win not necessarily because they are better armed but because they have regenerative capabilities.

They probably had to make the art like that for legal reasons.

Yup, that's exactly what it was. It was pretty bad stuff too. I have no problems with hentai by itself, but this was really bad, and definitely not the sort of thing that's okay to have posted on an international forum.

i find anything child-related to be abhorrent. i don't see how people get aroused by it. the anime stuff is ok i guess, because the anime chicks are at least pubescent, but kiddie porn is pure evil. i saw a pic online of homer simpson and lisa simpson doing something...err i'd rather not say. anyway, even that bothered me.

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For spoilers just use [.spoiler][./spoiler], minus the periods.

Link is fine too. And this thread is NSFW, so even just posting it is fine. If people are bugged they'll let you know and you can just edit, no big deal.

nsfw = not safe for work?

They probably had to make the art like that for legal reasons.


:D

i wasn't being mean. i constantly wonder about crossover universe epic battles, though i think borg cube would be a far more equal match for a star destroyer. but then i guess the death star would just zap the cube

the point is moot since jean could kill them all

the point is moot since jean could kill them all

Actually we were talking about this pic...



...But yeah Jean-Luc would kick all of there asses.

the point is moot since jean could kill them all

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HOORAY FOR FANBOYISM!!! (especially when you're right)

I know that you were not being mean...Borg cube vs Star Destroyer...Borg cube would win not necessarily because they are better armed but because they have regenerative capabilities.

exactly. unless a sith lord was on the star destroyer. they could probably make the borg ship's systems go awry with their force powers.

exactly. unless a sith lord was on the star destroyer. they could probably make the borg ship's systems go awry with their force powers.

True..true. :)


HOORAY FOR FANBOYISM!!! (especially when you're right)

LOL :D

ST-v-SW.Net :: Introduction (http://www.st-v-sw.net/STSWintro.html)

this guy actually looks at a possible star wars vs trek scenario in a pretty objective and intelligent manner. usually debates online tend to get very polarized, because naturally people are going to say their fave franchise would win no matter what.

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True..true. :)



LOL :D

i didn't take Q into account though. if he got involved he could easily defeat a sith lord

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imagine the episode "q who" but instead q sends the enterprise back in time and to the star wars galaxy. that would have rocked!

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While unlike most fanboys (and fangals) I base my statements on logical conclusions based on known facts rather than let any bias come into play.

this one should get me banned lol

this one should get me banned lol




I remeber seeing an animated gif of two AT-AT's doing it doggy style...damn should have saved it.

While unlike most fanboys (and fangals) I base my statements on logical conclusions based on known facts rather than let any bias come into play.

yeah me too. i try at least. i think i like trek slightly more (most of the time) but i'm not sure trek would win. and then you gotta wonder, are we talking just the federation, or every single civilization from trek united against the empire? plus i think it's a little too easy for trek fans to say "Q would just snap his fingers and make the entire star wars galaxy fade from existence" But based on how Q usually acts in trek, i think that would be out of character for him. i think he'd rather just watch from the sidelines in amusement, maybe occasionally offering picard minor advice or assistance.

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i'm glad you get it zoran. most fanboys in these debates forget about the facts and turn it into a who's cooler contest.

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I highly, highly recommend the Kuuga mold. It is fantastic. I have a one figuart per form rule but I've been seriously tempted to break it since I got this guy. He's such an amazing toy. Level of detail is so much better than my photography skills might lead you to believe.



He's riding my comic-con exclusive pony right now, imma go take a pic.

this is a lovely figure.

Well if I were to make a top 5 list of my favorites in order of what they mean to me it would look like this...

1. Babylon 5 (I actually sobbed during the last episode)
2. Star Trek The Next Generation
3. Star Trek Enterprise
4. Firefly
5. Star Wars Episode 4, 5, 6

I'm not really into Star Wars, tbh. It was a fleeting thing. Anyone wants my copies of the original trilogy and Ep. II and III, lemme know.

if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

I'm not really into Star Wars, tbh. It was a fleeting thing. Anyone wants my copies of the original trilogy and Ep. II and III, lemme know.

Thanks for the offer NEG but I already have Episodes IV. V and VI and don't care for I, II and III for many reasons.

Rob should marry Jean.

I think someone said there's an official list of how powerful final attacks are and Skull's kick is #4. I'm going to be honest, I think quantifying that kind of stuff is silly. Letting people fanboy out on each other is fine, as long as no one gets butthurt over it.

Plus, power isn't the only factor in a fight, by a long shot.

i have so many people i want to marry :(

i have so many people i want to marry :(

Just curious how many are guys and how many are girls?

I'd show you my Kuuga, Lye, but it's a rather big spoiler, considering I bought his final form.

the prequels killed it for me. ep iii was pretty good, but ep 1 and 2 are pretty unforgivable. i never got into babylon 5, tried to, but it didn't do it for me. as far as trek, my preferences are as follows:

1. next generation
2. DS9
3. voyager
4. original series
5. enterprise
6. animated series

film rankngs:

1. khan
2. first contact
3. voyage home
4. insurrection
5. search for spock
6. generations
7. undiscovered country
8. trek 2009
9. undiscovered country
10. final frontier
11. nemesis

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I'd show you my Kuuga, Lye, but it's a rather big spoiler, considering I bought his final form.

yeah i haven't made it that far. tempting offer though =)

man, ep 3 is the worst, imo.

the prequels killed it for me. ep iii was pretty good, but ep 1 and 2 are pretty unforgivable. i never got into babylon 5, tried to, but it didn't do it for me. as far as trek, my preferences are as follows:

1. next generation
2. DS9
3. voyager
4. original series
5. enterprise
6. animated series

film rankngs:

1. khan
2. first contact
3. voyage home
4. insurrection
5. search for spock
6. generations
7. undiscovered country
8. trek 2009
9. undiscovered country
10. final frontier
11. nemesis

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yeah i haven't made it that far. tempting offer though =)

Episode III is watchable but I found it so sad I did not like it....when Babylon 5 & Firefly first came out I did not get into them but after a couple of years I started watching and found I couldn't stop.

if you google image search "star wars porn" it's ridiculous the amount of pics you get of natalie portman with photoshopped giant cocks in her face

Plenty more of her shooped having a giant cock XD

Episode II is watchable but I found it so sad I did not like it....when Babylon 5 & Firefly first came out I did not get into them but after a couple of years I started watching and found I couldn't stop.

i would've done the prequel trilogy completely different. i'm sure i'm the billionth geek to say that. i'd start episode 1 with anakin closer to the age luke was in new hope; maybe 15-17.

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Plenty more of her shooped having a giant cock XD

lol

Haha I like this one.

I think Matt posted that once.

The coloring book page, not the pic. Lye you ninja bastard http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/shakefist.gif

nice one zoran. i like it when pics like that are "open to interpretation"

I always found this pic rather amusing...

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I always found this pic rather amusing...



funny because it's real too. no telling how coked up carrie fisher was when they took that one

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just please guys no tarkin porn LOL

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This is a Star Wars reference? Been seeing that pic for years and had no clue. Saw a pic of it before it had been colored in earlier today, in fact.

Learn something new everyday, huh?

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Reminds me of Dors Feline, w/o tats.

yeah i think it's supposed to be a slave leia ref

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found it here, neg. Star Wars Porn - Page 1 of 32 (http://fuckyeahstarwarsporn.tumblr.com/)

Well then it must be so~

Extreme Tattoo and Piercing (http://galleries.adult-empire.com/7617/253209/177/index.php)

Here it is in varying stages of completion. First outright link to a porn gallery here? Am I a PIONEER?

XD I like that better than this one.

I like the one of him that says BITE THE PILLOW. I'M GOING IN DRY.

it's a trap



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hahaha.

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i like none of the 4chan pics since most of them aren't funny.

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Ever watched Chad Vader?

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Ever watched Chad Vader?

yeah a little bit. plus i heard him in the empire strikes back rifftrax

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i saw a clip of him grocery shopping in the vader suit.

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effin hilarious

Think I need to replace my DC Power Jack. This month had to get me one more time before it ended. Seems like places here really overcharge to do it, but I'm nervous I'd screw it up if I tried to do it myself. Shaky hands + soldering is probably a bad combo~

And, in exchange for reading my whining, enjoy some Yoda trollin'

It's not the greatest thing in the world, but 'This.....is.....BULLSHIT' gets me every time. Did they finish season 2? I haven't checked in forever.

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Here it is in varying stages of completion. First outright link to a porn gallery here? Am I a PIONEER?

that is beautiful neg

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Think I need to replace my DC Power Jack. This month had to get me one more time before it ended. Seems like places here really overcharge to do it, but I'm nervous I'd screw it up if I tried to do it myself. Shaky hands + soldering is probably a bad combo~

And, in exchange for reading my whining, enjoy some Yoda trollin'




i like the part in empire when yoda makes luke wax his cars and paint his fence and do a bunch of bullshit chores

:confused: Yoda doesn't have a fence.

james bond porn!!!

/catches Cuckoo's nose with a pair of chopsticks

damn luke has a nice body in that comic

Still has Mark Hamill's head, though.

Except in that first frame where his hair is black, wtf lol.

You're supposed to catch things in pokeballs, not the balls themselves.

:eye:

Something isn't quite right here.

Still has Mark Hamill's head, though.

Except in that first frame where his hair is black, wtf lol.

lololol

Still has Mark Hamill's head, though.

Except in that first frame where his hair is black, wtf lol.

and short

Ever notice on Reading Rainbow he'd always pay in coins?

Fucker'd pay his mortgage in coins if they ever had him go to the bank.

:eye:

Something isn't quite right here.

bizarro next gen?








or is it just shitty trek porn?! muahhahaha

I read the script for the Scrubs parody porn a while back. Everyone was so in character and it was awesome. It also answered my longtime question of whether they actually script the sex scenes (they don't).

Mostly I just like looking at Parody Porn casts. There's a Spider-man one I saw recently that actually had a pretty great Gwen Stacy. XD

Ever notice on Reading Rainbow he'd always pay in coins?

Fucker'd pay his mortgage in coins if they ever had him go to the bank.

pbs payed him in coin rolls

Also, wth everyone does all 3 of those things with chopsticks......if you're American :erm:

or is it just shitty trek porn?! muahhahaha

YouTube - ‪Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody -- OFFICIAL SFW TRAILER‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VkZwV1v5ZE)

Also, wth everyone does all 3 of those things with chopsticks......if you're American :erm:

no, just if you're weird.

Also, wth everyone does all 3 of those things with chopsticks......if you're American :erm:

i use my chopsticks to stir my coffee in the morning. america fuck yeah! woooohh

I feel comfortable with everyone meaning myself, Cuckoo, and Doc.


....wait

I read the script for the Scrubs parody porn a while back. Everyone was so in character and it was awesome. It also answered my longtime question of whether they actually script the sex scenes (they don't).

Mostly I just like looking at Parody Porn casts. There's a Spider-man one I saw recently that actually had a pretty great Gwen Stacy. XD

i kind of want to read it too. so in the script they just write, "blahblah bangs bloopguy"

YouTube - ‪Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody -- OFFICIAL SFW TRAILER‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VkZwV1v5ZE)

love it.

:shock:

Kirk looks like my neighbor.

I read the script for the Scrubs parody porn a while back. Everyone was so in character and it was awesome. It also answered my longtime question of whether they actually script the sex scenes (they don't).

Mostly I just like looking at Parody Porn casts. There's a Spider-man one I saw recently that actually had a pretty great Gwen Stacy. XD

i kind of want to read it too. so in the script they just write, "blahblah bangs bloopguy"?

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blah, double post.

With a bunch in between. Site malfunctions are fun.

:shock:

Kirk looks like my neighbor.

he is your neighbor. he said keep your dog off his lawn and don't forget about the bloack party next week

lol, blockparty. It'd be pretty interesting if I had one with my neighbors, considering how I feel about them.

i like how it just says "sex scene #2" etc

lol, blockparty. It'd be pretty interesting if I had one with my neighbors, considering how I feel about them.

Do your neighbors wonder how your dog keeps shitting on their front lawn when you don't even have a dog?

i like how it just says "sex scene #2" etc

:rofldata:

It's arousing.

:naughty:

lol, blockparty. It'd be pretty interesting if I had one with my neighbors, considering how I feel about them.

how do u feel

They wonder how our dog can shit THAT much

looks just like jerry, kramer looks kinda sketchy. george looks like he has fun though. elaine is cute

I kind of want to see that Seinfeld just to see how porn actors portray them.

YouTube - ‪Seinfeld Porno - Full Length Trailer (Seinfeld - A XXX Parody)‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHYPspIRKLw)

I am probably more amused by the whole concept of parody porn than I should be ; ;

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YouTube - ‪Seinfeld Porno - Full Length Trailer (Seinfeld - A XXX Parody)‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHYPspIRKLw)

I am probably more amused by the whole concept of parody porn than I should be ; ;

interesting

YouTube - ‪Seinfeld Porno - Full Length Trailer (Seinfeld - A XXX Parody)‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHYPspIRKLw)

I am probably more amused by the whole concept of parody porn than I should be ; ;

Back in highschool when me and buddy worked in a shitty video store (before DVD...I'm old :() we would go through the back storage room. It was FILLED with parody porn. I think my boss ran a porn store before the video store.

We'd get stoned after work and laughed and laughed at the titles and boxes.

The Cinema Snob: Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/04/05/alice-in-wonderland-an-x-rated-musical-fantasy.aspx)
The Cinema Snob: Las Tortugas Pinjas (The Ninja Turtles Porno) (http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/03/15/las-tortugas-pinjas-the-ninja-turtles-porn.aspx)
The Cinema Snob: Italian Batman (http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/01/26/italian-batman.aspx)
The Cinema Snob: Super Hornio Bros. (http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/08/03/super-hornio-bros.aspx)
The Cinema Snob: Super Hornio Bros. 2 (http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/10/07/super-hornio-bros-2.aspx)
The Cinema Snob: Beaver & Buttface (http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/03/11/beaver--buttface.aspx)
http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/01/04/et-the-porno.aspx

And, the Sly Stallone porn: http://thecinemasnob.com/2009/08/16/the-italian-stallion.aspx

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The Cinema Snob: Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/04/05/alice-in-wonderland-an-x-rated-musical-fantasy.aspx)
The Cinema Snob: Las Tortugas Pinjas (The Ninja Turtles Porno) (http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/03/15/las-tortugas-pinjas-the-ninja-turtles-porn.aspx)
The Cinema Snob: Italian Batman (http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/01/26/italian-batman.aspx)
The Cinema Snob: Super Hornio Bros. (http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/08/03/super-hornio-bros.aspx)
The Cinema Snob: Super Hornio Bros. 2 (http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/10/07/super-hornio-bros-2.aspx)
The Cinema Snob: Beaver & Buttface (http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/03/11/beaver--buttface.aspx)
The Cinema Snob: E.T. The Porno (http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/01/04/et-the-porno.aspx)

nice.

Rajesh kind of looks like a cross between Zack Braff and David Herman.

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/0328_scrubs_wm.swf

haha!! that was pretty spot on! i could totally just replace the names and it sounded like pretty legit dialogue. although there were a few typos and errors that bothered me (like DJ becoming JB randomly in the middle of the script when talking to Jayden, and then becoming DJ again after that scene)

They didn't even bother to go with The Gang Bang Theory?

Fucking lazy.

We'd get stoned after work and laughed and laughed at the titles and boxes.

Occasionally when I'd order things from the Right Stuf they would mail me hentai catalogs. Just reading the descriptions is hours of entertainment.



YouTube - ‪30 ROCK PORN PARODY (30 Rock - A XXX Parody) Trailer with bonus clip from movie of MTV Cribs parody‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UTUrCiAKIk)

I was going to buy the Human Sextipede, but Brad said they only had them combined for the last 2 seconds of the movie.

POTENTIAL SQUANDERED.

They didn't even bother to go with The Gang Bang Theory?

Fucking lazy.

It means that the title is still available for when STS makes their porn writing debut~

Back in highschool when me and buddy worked in a shitty video store (before DVD...I'm old :() we would go through the back storage room. It was FILLED with parody porn. I think my boss ran a porn store before the video store.

We'd get stoned after work and laughed and laughed at the titles and boxes.

the 1st time i tried LSD my friends and i went to a video store. while i was in the porn section the acid started to take hold of me and i got uncontrollable giggles for what seemed like 20 minutes straight. i still chuckle when i think of "snatch adams"

Occasionally when I'd order things from the Right Stuf they would mail me hentai catalogs. Just reading the descriptions is hours of entertainment.



YouTube - ‪30 ROCK PORN PARODY (30 Rock - A XXX Parody) Trailer with bonus clip from movie of MTV Cribs parody‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UTUrCiAKIk)

that really looks like tina fey!

NIGHT NIGHT

i still chuckle when i think of "snatch adams"

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Cuckoo is Miri, Doc is Zack. I call Jeff Anderson's character. Who wants to be Justin Long?

that really looks like tina fey!

I think it kind of looks like Whatsherface Tilly.

Tracy Morgan kind of looks like a creepier version of Mac from NIght Court.

Is that Lisa Ann? IT IS ^^

NIGHT NIGHT

Niters. :)




Cuckoo is Miri, Doc is Zack. I call Jeff Anderson's character. Who wants to be Justin Long?

Wait.....I'm Miri? But.....oh wait....Doc's Zack? :naughty: I'm game. :p

Ami Ami is going to get a boot in their ass if they don't restock Ouja, already :mad:

I think it kind of looks like Whatsherface Tilly.

Tracy Morgan kind of looks like a creepier version of Mac from NIght Court.

Well now I want to look for Night Court porn.

also I want to be Craig Robinson

Well now I want to look for Night Court porn.

Bull. :laugh:


also I want to be Craig Robinson

That's his name! I had forgotten.

This is what I got when I searched for Night Court porn:

hahaha!!!! i lol'd hard

That's one of the video boxes we used to laugh at. :D :D :D

The actual videos were never in the boxes. :(

he took them for his own private collection

Maybe it's like old comic covers, where the stuff on the covers isn't actually what you get at all.

My first exposure to parody porn was actually pretty weird and uncomfortable. Forgot about it till tonight. XD It was a Willy Wonka porn.

Mine was Batwoman Vs. Catgirl.

Very weird........and bad.

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I found something about some guy demanding Night Court parody porn............................and ALF.....:eye:

I never watched it. ; ; I only saw the dvd box. It seems like they've really upped the game with porn parodies in the last few years, so many of the trailers actually look kind of good.

i don't think i've ever seen parody porn.

I've just seen trailers and boxes and all that. Kinda curious to know if they actually attempt to have sex in character but not curious enough to actually do anything about it.

Still don't own that :( I should just order the damn thing.

i imagine cuckoo and doc to be in the bottom half of the pic

First parody I saw was a Scooby Doo one...

The fuck have you been?

i imagine cuckoo and doc to be in the bottom half of the pic

:rofldata: mostly.

I was like an old man in the locker room even when I was young.

It was funny......at least to me and a few other friends.

I still can't believe the guys who actually took showers. It was only a handful. Most of us were like FUCK THAT NOISE.

Making young people change together is traumatizing shit. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF PUBLIC EDUCATION.

not sure if this belonged in the out of context thread or not, so i'll just post here:



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I still can't believe the guys who actually took showers. It was only a handful. Most of us were like FUCK THAT NOISE.

Making young people change together is traumatizing shit. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF PUBLIC EDUCATION.

none of the guys ever showered, but the girls did (this was before lunch so they had time. any other period wouldn't have had the chance since we went back in like, two minutes before the bell rang). i just hid in the corner and changed and occasionally watched hotties change. even saw this one guy's ass once. t'was great.

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I still can't believe the guys who actually took showers. It was only a handful. Most of us were like FUCK THAT NOISE.

Making young people change together is traumatizing shit. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF PUBLIC EDUCATION.

We were required to take showers (like in Freaks and Geeks). It was creepy.


not sure if this belonged in the out of context thread or not, so i'll just post here:



90% of those covers didn't actually happen in the issue. The whole gimmick was "put something insane on the cover so that people will actually read the issue".

A few crazy covers that actually matched the comic that I know offhand are the one with Batman and all the colored costumes, the one with Batman and Superman making Robin and Jimmy Olsen dig their own graves, and the one where Lois turns into a black woman.

You had it at the same time every year? We had 5 years of that shit. I really don't understand why they do that during such a sexually confusing age and when most are really paranoid and self-conscious about their bodies.

I'm surprised there hasn't been a lawsuit about it, yet.

man, that's incredibly frustrating! imagine picking up an issue after being like, HOLY CRAP WOT?! and not getting anything. also, lol'd at lois becoming a black woman.

We only had to take one year of gym in high school. Didn't have to shower in middle school gym class.

It really is pretty horrible. I think most kids would be better served by a nutrition class or a cooking class or smth than by a gym class anyways.

You had it at the same time every year? We had 5 years of that shit. I really don't understand why they do that during such a sexually confusing age and when most are really paranoid and self-conscious about their bodies.

I'm surprised there hasn't been a lawsuit about it, yet.

nope. only had to take p.e. in sophomore year. :D

I hate you <_<

They got rid of that rule before I was even in high school. There were shower rooms but they were never used in gym class. I think the football team may have used them.

The only time I ever used showers was at the beach. Salt water....yuck.

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Public showers....I the only time I used public showers.

:erm: that could be horribly misquoted. :D

I kind of like this Chibi Ankh figure. Wondering if I actually like it more than I would a figuart of his greeed form.

They got rid of that rule before I was even in high school. There were shower rooms but they were never used in gym class. I think the football team may have used them.

The only time I ever used showers was at the beach. Salt water....yuck.

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Public showers....I the only time I used public showers.

:erm: that could be horribly misquoted. :D

haha, i was going to but i decided not to. also, i kind of wish that some guys in my class DID shower, because then i could see them nekkit. they were srsly so hot :( also would have joined the football team for that too, maybe.

Mice. :)

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Funny little critters.

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MARRY ME JOE PLEASE! <3333

tl: dr

Watching Jem on the Hub channel instead...

Joe is no Philip






http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x417/kamen_rider_double/Philip%20Gifs/philliphelmet.gif
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x417/kamen_rider_double/Philip%20Gifs/phillipheart.gif

you're right, he's better.

I will see to it you spend the next 10 years in prison, getting ass-fucked. And, if the case is thrown out because my arrest was too violent, I will personally hire men to ass-fuck you for the next 10 years. So, if you're an ass-fucking fan, you go ahead and mouth off.

Wonder what movie that's from XD

The Long Kiss Goodnight. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116908/

It kind of sucked. :(

=/ Oh well, at least SLJ movies are usually worth watching just for SLJ.

Like the first couple minutes of The Other Guys. Thanks Angry Joe, for compiling his handful of scenes so I didn't have to watch Will Ferrell and Marky Mark bullshit :D

SLJ is always fun to watch.

No matter how bad the movie.

I will seek out this Angry Joe video you speak of. I could never bring myself to sit through that film.

i hate will ferrell

I love Anchorman, but yeah, definitely not a fan in general.

I saw bits and pieces of ANchorman.

I liked "Stranger Than Fiction". That was pretty neat.

Other than that I can't think of anything off hand I liked that he was in.

i hate will ferrell

Me too...he is NOT funny. Well too me anyway...if he still doing 5 or 6 movies at once.

I think you'd like Anchorman, Cuckoo. David Koechner, especially.

I think you'd like Anchorman, Cuckoo. David Koechner, especially.

I probably would. I enjoyed what I saw.

Koechner, Carrell and Rudd are pretty decent.

I remember him riffing on this idea of Lou Rawls selling shoes on the street, that was probably the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire life.

I've laughed to the point of not being able to breathe many times, but that time I was sincerely worried.

It's probably not even that funny if I listened to that commentary again, though.

....and to be honest, I hated 'jazz flute' until I saw that one scene.

I see it in a different light now.

:rofldata:

I fell asleep when we saw it in theatres. Saw it again on tv and it just clicked. I figure he's been chasing after that glory (and failing) ever since.

Occasionally when I'd order things from the Right Stuf they would mail me hentai catalogs. Just reading the descriptions is hours of entertainment.



YouTube - &#x202a;30 ROCK PORN PARODY (30 Rock - A XXX Parody) Trailer with bonus clip from movie of MTV Cribs parody&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UTUrCiAKIk)

:swoon: Tina Fe... Wait, what?!?!

It's even better, it's Lisa Ann! She does Palin, yo.

They actually had them in an episode of 30 Rock.

It suddenly occurred to me that Tina Fey actually does Palin, too XD

Therefore perfect porn casting. A+++

there's sarah palin porn?

This is what I got when I searched for Night Court porn:



I saw this one back in the day and it was really funny.

there's sarah palin porn?

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/mbison-rhyno.gif

there's sarah palin porn?

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/44135_o.gif

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/44145_o.gif

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=_ahHeOdsfRM)

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/44135_o.gif

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/44145_o.gif

hahah!!!! wtf?!?!?!? this is more disturbing than sexy

also, all tiny fey has to do is an impersonation of lisa ann and it will be PERFECT.

hahah!!!! wtf?!?!?!? this is more disturbing than sexy


That's what I thought. It looks really kind of mostly uber creepy.

Not really sure how she could do an impersonation of Lisa Ann w/o just doing porn XD

Mark wouldn't complain.

could guest star on snl and participate in a skit where they make fun of porn or smth.

Wouldn't it have made more sense to have a penis for each finger?

That could work, yeah.

Wouldn't it have made more sense to have a penis for each finger?

Only in STS would something like that make sense. :D

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/44135_o.gif

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/44145_o.gif

Robert Smith? Is that you???

Another case of not being respectful to the source material.

Another case of not being respectful to the source material.

I shall begin working on a prototype costume respectful of it's source material.

They might have used the penis fingers for Freddy. Didn't want to repeat themselves.

Well.....those aren't blades.

Wolverine, mayhaps?

I actually had to think about for a second what they would call a 'X-men' porn parody.

XD easiest thing ever

XXX-Men

:laugh: I know. :laugh:

Brain tired slow.

there's a lot of porn comics already out there of xxx-men. some are AWESOME.

I want to see a Scott Pilgrim porn.

Do you really need anything more than Ramona? I don't think so, any way.

YouTube - Savanna Samson on NBC's "30 Rock" October 22nd 2009. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ahHeOdsfRM)

:smrt: fix'd

man, marvelous and don HAVE to be a thing. they always have their arms round each other and stuff.

I want to see a Scott Pilgrim porn.


Do you really need anything more than Ramona? I don't think so, any way.

Amen...both the comic character and miss Winstead are so AWESOME. :)

Apologies for the massive quotage, it's all your faults so being so damn prolific. It was bigger but I cut some out.


Have we ever posted Tatsuyuki Tanaka stuff here?

I'll GIS works after I post this.


When they show Jet Li's Fearless on tv, they dub it rather than air subtitles and it's hysterically bad. Pretty sure just one person does all the voices.

Heresy. Dubbing live action is the work of the devil.
For a long time the only available uncut version of John Woo's Hard Boiled was the dub. I had to sit and watch Chow with some anal throated jizz monkey dubbing his voice. Mercifully the original got release some years later.


.................... Ok................ so...........

Original - YouTube - &#x202a;You Are A Pirate (Lazy Town)&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI)
vs
Metal version - YouTube - &#x202a;Alestorm - You Are a Pirate!&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc)

I find the lack of Stephanie disturbing......

I have to admit I kind of like Alestorm. My friend knows one of them. :laugh:


http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1294144904_cat-puts-on-bunny-hat.gif

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: So good.


He was my 'cuddle bunny'.


There's some people I'm trying to make cuddle bunnies, but they don't reply to my messages.

Some Cuddle bunnies don't know how to laugh at themselves.


will this () get me kicked off of here?

He licked off all the green. I feel cheated!


For Doc:



Writers block. I can relate. Even if I'm not as cool as W.


Stripped the ends of the balljoints with a screwdriver trying to get the wings in position to fold down properly.
Goddamn wingpack. You are an epic failure of massive proportions. You are the reason to buy the figure, so the entire figure is a failure.
I reap what I sow. Goddammit Neg.

*tweet**tweet*

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: Best tweet of the day. :D



Ok gotcha...I am planing a new thread in downloads called "Zoran's Horror Experience" and there will be cinema-gore in there and maybe a nude person every now and then but if I post anything like that in here I will spoiler it. ;)

Sounds good. Bring it on.


Tell the kids:

YouTube - &#x202a;I Feel Fantastic&#x202c;&rlm; (http://youtu.be/rLy-AwdCOmI)

If you can teach it to vacuum, I'll have one.




Love this. D


I'm not really into Star Wars, tbh. It was a fleeting thing. Anyone wants my copies of the original trilogy and Ep. II and III, lemme know.

Hush... but...
FUCK STAR WARS! Hate it. Too much all the time with all my friends.


if you google image search "star wars porn" it's ridiculous the amount of pics you get of natalie portman with photoshopped giant cocks in her face

I didn't know mental could use photoshoop. :laugh:


I feel comfortable with everyone meaning myself, Cuckoo, and Doc.

....wait

This is in my comfort zone. And usually my comfort zone only passes things one way. :erm:

Tbh, I've forgotten what this was referring to, too much quotage has made me stupid.


Do your neighbors wonder how your dog keeps shitting on their front lawn when you don't even have a dog?

Oh, oh, I know. I know. Pick me! Pick me!


They wonder how our dog can shit THAT much

Save it all up for a week. Use a cork if necessary. And then ass explode that deposit in one foul swoop.


It means that the title is still available for when STS makes their porn writing debut~

I avoid ALL sex scenes in my works. I tried to do it once. It was embarrassing to read. Not because of the content, because of the prose. It sucked big hairy balls.*

*That last sentence was more erotic than I achieved. :shock:


Cuckoo is Miri, Doc is Zack. I call Jeff Anderson's character. Who wants to be Justin Long?


Wait.....I'm Miri? But.....oh wait....Doc's Zack? :naughty: I'm game. :p

I'm intrigued and mildly disgusted and overcome with feelings of an ambivalent nature. Fuck it, lets do it!


i imagine cuckoo and doc to be in the bottom half of the pic

If I owned a hair-dryer you know I'd be trying that. :laugh:


Joe is no Philip




Mr Friendly has that face that says, "I've been violated but I'll force a smile for the camera."

Jebus. You just rewrote the STS bible.

That cat with the bunny cap gif...........I've watched it a few times. I'm fairly certain it's been played backwards.

:rofldata:

My dick skills are amazing.

........

....as in detective. :laugh:

Where has the sexy blue skin gone that Izanami made? This Timewarp one isn't as good. :sad:

What the feck?

I had the regular sexy blue skin this whole time.....until I just checked out the other ones after you said that.

Now I can't get it back. :sad:

My dick skills are amazing.

....as in detective. :laugh:

They are called "private" dick, not "public" dick. You'll get arrested again.

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What the feck?

I had the regular sexy blue skin this whole time.....until I just checked out the other ones after you said that.

Now I can't get it back. :sad:

Oops. Major sorry. You can spank me. :erm: Try hitting the back button a few times?

They are called "private" dick, not "public" dick. You'll get arrested again.

Ooohhh....I hope they use the 'cuffs on me. :naughty:

Look out Gordon! Head crab!

Oops. Major sorry. You can spank me. :erm: Try hitting the back button a few times?

Oh well. I'll get used to it. I have no choice. :laugh:

All ready getting used to it actually.

i hate will ferrell

I am always genuinely surprised when people like him, just because he's so unfunny to me. It's mostly just interesting, unless he's in something I want to see.

I liked that Landlady video he posted on the internet a lot.


http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/44135_o.gif

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/44145_o.gif

My life is better for having seen this. <3


could guest star on snl and participate in a skit where they make fun of porn or smth.

They already did the 30 Rock porn episode, though!


Do you really need anything more than Ramona? I don't think so, any way.

Kim Pine :swoon:


I avoid ALL sex scenes in my works. I tried to do it once. It was embarrassing to read. Not because of the content, because of the prose. It sucked big hairy balls.*

*That last sentence was more erotic than I achieved. :shock:

I can't do them either. Makeouts or implied sex is about as good as I can get.

I did write a bunch of sex-free porn shorts, a while back. They were a lot of fun. Believe someone stole my idea and this is actually a TV show now.


Where has the sexy blue skin gone that Izanami made? This Timewarp one isn't as good. :sad:

Updating borked it. If Allen's not working on a new one I can do one once I've got my laptop sorted (again).

Right before midnight last night I dropped a knife on my foot. XD Wasn't hurt badly, though. This really was a cursed month for me, hope June is better.

Oh well. I'll get used to it. I have no choice. :laugh:

All ready getting used to it actually.

I don't like the grey/silver text. :sad:

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I can't do them either. Makeouts or implied sex is about as good as I can get.

I carry that philosophy into real life. I have implied sex once a week. :erm:


Right before midnight last night I dropped a knife on my foot. XD Wasn't hurt badly, though. This really was a cursed month for me, hope June is better.

Yikes. :shock:

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Right before midnight last night I dropped a knife on my foot. XD Wasn't hurt badly, though. This really was a cursed month for me, hope June is better.

Ouch. Glad to hear it's not too serious. I've always feared that. I'm surprised I've never seen anyone actually do it. I've some nasty knife accidents....but never in the foot.

Here's to a better June for everyone. Except jesus.....he never showed up like he said he would.


I don't like the grey/silver text. :sad:

No. Me neither.

We can be :sad: together.

No. Me neither.

We can be :sad: together.

Yay, shared sadness makes me happy. :D

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This is the shit. I want these in my local shop.

I wonder what the drink is.

Nutella smoothie? Nutella juice?

I wonder what the drink is.

Nutella smoothie? Nutella juice?

Freshly squeezed nuts?

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It is divided into compartments containing a serving of Nutella, bread-sticks to scoop it out, and a splash of iced tea to wash everything down



I don't actually like iced tea, I just like that picture ; ;

I've never had an iced tea. :sad: I drink a lot of regular tea so I'd probably like it.

I wonder what kind of Iced Tea you would have, Doc.

American Iced Tea is completely different than what we have here.

I still remember the first time ordering an Iced Tea in the States and wondering what the hell they gave me.

I don't know. :-P I've seen other peeps with them. It looked like very light coloured tea in a glass. There was a slice of lemon as well. I didn't know there was a difference. I'll add that to the jello / jelly and chips / fries thing in my brain. :D

I'm sure the States has Iced Tea like ours sold in bottles at 7-11 and stores like that.

I think it might just be in restaurants. They give you pretty much straight up cold tea.

In restaurants here, they give you lemony sweet tea.

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I chips / fries

I'm still confused over that.

We call fries both chips and fries.

And chips are just chips....no crisps.

I rarely go into cafes anymore because I go into town on my own :foreveralone: In and out quick as possible. No foreplay. :erm:

I used to go in with my ex and I'd usually have gotten a pot of good old English tea. :D Next time I get the opportunity I'll order an iced.

I'm sure the States has Iced Tea like ours sold in bottles at 7-11 and stores like that.

I think it might just be in restaurants. They give you pretty much straight up cold tea.

In restaurants here, they give you lemony sweet tea.

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I'm still confused over that.

We call fries both chips and fries.

And chips are just chips....no crisps.

Iced tea is different depending on what part of the US you're in. Sweet tea is a southern thing.

We call fries both chips and fries.

And chips are just chips....no crisps.

We seemed to have developed a distinction here. The skinny ones you get (like McMucks) are fries. The big fat tasty ones, the ones that actually fill you up, those are good old chips. Crisps are just crisps... unless they're pringles... or doritios... :erm:

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There is a story behind this picture just waiting to be written.



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The crow looks like he's trying to convince the cat to take part in some sort of scheme..........where the crow wins....and the cat's outcome is questionable. The cat knows this too.

"Aww. C'mon, buddy. Famer Jones will never even know we were there."

"I said 'no', you winged black bastard. Now leave me alone."

Crows are tricksters. It'll end in a bloodbath. :sad:

Crows are tricksters. It'll end in a bloodbath. :sad:

They are a nasty bird.

I saw one single crow attacking an eagle the other day.

Brave little bastard......he won too.

The eagle flew away.

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The eagle flew away.

Damn. Maybe he flew away to form a posse. :D

Damn. Maybe he flew away to form a posse. :D

Or at least tried to form one.

His buddies probably all laughed at him when they heard it was one measly little crow.

His buddies probably all laughed at him when they heard it was one measly little crow.

:rofldata: Now he kicks around the dumpsters eating scraps off the ground and crapping in bins.

Nothing worse than seeing birds of prey sitting around dumpsters. :laugh:

I've seen a few hawks doing that.....no eagles yet.

Most likely for the mice and rats....but still.......they should be out in the farm fields and woods around here......not the back alley dumpsters.

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I don't know about the medicinal commericials in The Future, but the ones here are hilarious. More than half the commercial is a warning as to what the side effects are.

Some of these are funny. Some are very offensive. Some are taboo even for me. :shock: Last Place Comics - Archive (http://lastplacecomics.com/archive/)

Some of these are funny. Some are very offensive. Some are taboo even for me. :shock: Last Place Comics - Archive (http://lastplacecomics.com/archive/)

First one "fantastic abortions" gave me an idea as to what sort of nasty road I'll be traveling down.

I don't know about the medicinal commericials in The Future, but the ones here are hilarious. More than half the commercial is a warning as to what the side effects are.

I don't know. Only ones I've ever seen are for over the counter headache tablets and tampons. It may have changed in the past few years. No idea.
We don't have those huge big drug stores you guys have. Small corner chemists are the norm here.

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First one "fantastic abortions" gave me an idea as to what sort of nasty road I'll be traveling down.

That's the first one I seen on another site so I went looking for more.

Loved this one. What a bastard. :laugh:

We don't have those huge big drug stores you guys have. Small corner chemists are the norm here.

:laugh: North America and our medications. We are a little fuckered when it comes to that.

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What a bastard. :laugh:

I like him. :laugh:

Damn telephone call. have a norbert.

I don't know what norbert is.

but...thank you. apparently my dick fits between his toes. I hope this isn't your norbert....because.....gross....sharing.

I don't know Norbert either. I thought it was a States thing. He looks like a yellow beaver.

Don't worry, I didn't use the toes. I found a little tear in the stitching around the rear. :erm:

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We used to have iced tea all the time at my parents' house. Constant supply. Now my mom only makes a pitcher for me every once in a while.

I am disappoint.

If Mr. Friendly was violated by Philip, I want to be Mr. Friendly. I promise I'll have a better expression after <3

I've been making a 2L pitcher of Iced Tea every 3 or 4 days. It tastes kind of icky after the 3rd day.

4 Lemon Zinger tea bags and 2 orange pekoe.

Throw in as much sugar as I want and I'm set. :)

Dammit! I want unusual tea. :mad:

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Life is full of tough choices.



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Accident Porn?

Is that like a family picnic video that ends up with me saying "woops sorry Uncle Freddy I didn't realize I had myself in you like that!"

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I am the disgustings. :sad:

:rofldata:

I was in a shop today and there was an old guy and his daughter (I think, or maybe a much younger family relation prostitute?) and I overheard her say "It tweets when you walk past".:laugh:

I thought of STS and had a private chuckle. I had to look after they moved away and it was a fake bird that tweeted. If it had been a cuckoo I'd have photographed it. :-P Sadly, it was a parrot. :sad:

Yes, I'm aware of the sad irony of me tweeting about a tweeting thing.

Yes, I'm aware of the sad irony of me tweeting about a tweeting thing.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Accident Porn?

Is that like a family picnic video that ends up with me saying "woops sorry Uncle Freddy I didn't realize I had myself in you like that!"

Reminds me of that awful backwards joke. Answer: Cock Robin. Question: What's that in my ass, Batman?

Cock Robin is a nursery rhyme. Really. :-P

I thought of STS and had a private chuckle.

I have a lot of those moments.

People start to look at you weird.

I have a lot of those moments.

I'm kinda glad. it happens me often, with the most random things.

Sometimes it even involves you sticking alien things in your ass.


I should seek help. :sad:

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Cuckoo, did you see the Lynch link on IMDB page? It has the screenplay for Mullholland Drive (http://www.lynchnet.com/mdrive/mdscript.html).

Also what seems to be the 90 minute pilot (http://www.megavideo.com/?d=1TT8N94V) before Lynch reshot for the movie. It's on Megavideo.

Can you import that to your Megaupload account and get a D/L link for it? I remember reading someplace that was possible.

Iced tea is different depending on what part of the US you're in. Sweet tea is a southern thing.

This is true. however, all iced tea is disgusting.

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Btw, Norbert is a character from the old Nickelodeon show called the angry beavers. He had a brother named dagget. It was actually a pretty good show from what o remember.

I'm kinda glad. it happens me often, with the most random things.

Sometimes it even involves you sticking alien things in your ass.

With any luck, everybody will look at various objects in their everyday life and think to themselves "cuckoo would stick that up his ass"......then probably curse STS for making them think that. :) ........or begin to fap furiously. Depends if you're Doc or not.



Cuckoo, did you see the Lynch link on IMDB page? It has the screenplay for Mullholland Drive (http://www.lynchnet.com/mdrive/mdscript.html).

Also what seems to be the 90 minute pilot (http://www.megavideo.com/?d=1TT8N94V) before Lynch reshot for the movie. It's on Megavideo.

Can you import that to your Megaupload account and get a D/L link for it? I remember reading someplace that was possible.

Yeah...I saw that.

I tried figuring out if I could get it on a download link. I don't think you can. Which is weird, because every movie I upload on megaupload is immedietely available on megavideo. Shouldn't it go both ways?

I've seen a lot of the extra scenes from the pilot on youtube but didn't realize it was available in it's complete form.

I have yet to check and see if I can find a download link elsewhere. I'm sure there is. If it's on Megavideo there's most likely a link somewhere. When I do find it, I'll be sure to PM you.

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That little turd is so going to die in battle.

I have yet to check and see if I can find a download link elsewhere. I'm sure there is. If it's on Megavideo there's most likely a link somewhere. When I do find it, I'll be sure to PM you.

I just checked the MU site, importing to your account only works for premium users. :sad:

I like the "When I do find it, and not "If". :D

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This is clever.

I just checked the MU site, importing to your account only works for premium users. :sad:

I like the "When I do find it, and not "If". :D

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Have I ever not been able to find anything?

Well....actually.....I never did find a decent rip of 'The Tempest' OST. :sad: