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mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 08:41 AM
wait til she gets that thing vibrating when she revs it up :naughty:

Lets just hope she's braless.I don't wanna be seeing tightly confined bussoms restrained by a sports bra ! By the way...whos is the **** that invented sports bras !?!?!? Lynch that fucker.

bud-arc
09-26-2011, 08:43 AM
Wow, Mental really did kill the thread!

http://www8.pic-upload.de/27.05.11/olavojbrm6b6.gif

Hmmm, guess everyone went into hiding.

I'm preparing my list for my Halloween horror-thon. I've decided to revisit all the cheesy classics I watched when I was 13-15. The better ones that I recall, and all the others that stick out in my memory. Full Moon is in there, as well as some Troma, Tim Burton, Sam Raimi, Clive Barker, and maybe I'll even get into some Dario Argento (at the very least, Suspiria). I'm getting excited. Even though I probably won't get to all the ones I want (and there will be new ones I discover every day), it should be a memorable movie marathon.


mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 08:45 AM
oh man !! TRANCERS !!!!? i remember that !!. "Dry hairs for squids".

Think Hellraiser III was last i saw....at the cinema anyway !.Hell on earth one !?

impudent urinal
09-26-2011, 08:48 AM
http://www8.pic-upload.de/27.05.11/olavojbrm6b6.gif

Would you like to know more?
Yes, I would.

bud-arc
09-26-2011, 08:52 AM
oh man !! TRANCERS !!!!? i remember that !!. "Dry hairs for squids".

Think Hellraiser III was last i saw....at the cinema anyway !.Hell on earth one !?

Damn, I just remembered 4 or 5 movies to add to the list as I read your post. This is becoming much more ambitious than I originally planned.

I'd probably better start now. :-P

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Would you like to know more?
Yes, I would.

WHORES!!!

http://www8.pic-upload.de/27.05.11/olavojbrm6b6.gif

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/6eeefc62c748e8e3b1ba26cdf9806e707c5b07cb_m.gif

http://i.imgur.com/SlrNk.gif

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 08:53 AM
Damn, I just remembered 4 or 5 movies to add to the list as I read your post. This is becoming much more ambitious than I originally planned.

I'd probably better start now. :-P

as i was saying the other day,theres just not enough time in a life time to do all the shit we'd like !!!!

bud-arc
09-26-2011, 08:55 AM
theres just not enough time in a life time to do all the shit we'd like !!!!

Amen to that, brutha.

http://2010.omfgif.com/gif/2010/gifs/88a477_rough_psycho_sex.gif

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 08:57 AM
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/6eeefc62c748e8e3b1ba26cdf9806e707c5b07cb_m.gif



heh !

see,once you get to MY age, and ya realise ya SEED is valuable....instead of jus' spraying it all around the place...at a hint of nipple....women change their tune....its hilarious.

Wish i could say i'm calling their bluff though,...but, i'm not.A mixture of old age AND their dumb shit makes me "wanting to bother" about "women" today...pointless.I'd rather hunt Big Futs !!

bud-arc
09-26-2011, 09:02 AM
http://k.min.us/ic6oxS.gif

I'm lonely.

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 09:04 AM
TICK TICK TICK...

BOOOOM.

I'm lonely.

Ain't we all. That social engineering shit the tavistock institue & those rockefella fuckers been doing has screwed up society so much....i'm happier with the Big Futs !

Alan Watt Aug 5 2011 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=2LPdbMjmJeM)

impudent urinal
09-26-2011, 09:05 AM
I'm lonely.
Boo hoo.

bud-arc
09-26-2011, 09:08 AM
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24325816/Reaction%20Pictures/MyGodReaction4.gif

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 09:10 AM
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24325816/Reaction%20Pictures/MyGodReaction4.gif

Yeeaaahhhh Rock n' fuckin' Roll Man !

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Boo hoo.

That was ICE COLD man !. I even shuddered. heheh

impudent urinal
09-26-2011, 09:22 AM
That was ICE COLD man !. I even shuddered. heheh

This is the last place I thought a tongue-in-cheek insult would be taken seriously

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 09:28 AM
This is the last place I thought a tongue-in-cheek insult would be taken seriously

And i thought this was the last place my tongue-in-cheek over a tongue-in-cheek would be taken seriously,...i mean,...seriously !?

impudent urinal
09-26-2011, 10:02 AM
:seriously:
Gladwe're on the same page
:fabulousbatman:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 10:04 AM
Courtney Stodden - Don't Put It On Me - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0)

she does not look 17 and she does not deserve a reality tv show.
further more, this world doesnt need another shitty reality tv show.
unless it's about people living their lives as internet memes.

"In today's episode, Goatse and Nyan Cat team up to try turn the tables on Tron Guy at the bar. Find out what happens. And what shouldn't have happened."

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 10:06 AM
randoms.



k, guys,... i gotta go,.... rearrange some of the garden ornaments i've picked up on my travels...


tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 10:34 AM
Laters Mental.

Im kinda done too.
Watching Neg's favorite <3

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpdfdxxhEF1qkz45ro1_500.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq6t7Imqm1r0h1z1o1_500.gifhttp://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls3sl8LPL61qj6i7po1_500.gifhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls3sl8LPL61qj6i7po4_250.gifhttp://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnwducfPLB1qglno0o1_500.gif

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 10:48 AM
ah ! yes. TRANSFORMINATORS THRICE.





GUYS ????




heheh

FAT exercise-music-hating unconcerned-cat, has a double WIN.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/e1dad_funny-pictures-gif-cat-tv-crash.gif

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 04:06 PM
I'm preparing my list for my Halloween horror-thon.

You're making a list? YOu just going leave table scraps for me and Doc? :laugh:

Bastard.

Think I'll just start with the SAW series and work from there. Hopefully along the way not stepping on either of your toes. I've got a few movies I've held off watching over the past two months with the intention of catching them in October.


I'm lonely.

Good thing you don't like people or we'd have a real problem here. :laugh:


Boo hoo.

You monster. :p


Courtney Stodden - Don't Put It On Me - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0)

Ick. Had to google this cunt to see what her deal was.

She's married to Doug Hutchison? Yuck.

I always thought that guy was a little creepy...but that pretty much confirms it.


"In today's episode, Goatse and Nyan Cat team up to try turn the tables on Tron Guy at the bar. Find out what happens. And what shouldn't have happened."

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 04:13 PM
Hey Cuckoo



i been researching this [WHORE] interesting figure from history....makes for some good pre Hallowe'en wiggins !

Elizabeth B�thory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory)

those Hostel movies were set in hungary weren't they ??

ewww that courtney stodden has one of those creepy wondering eyes.....[and they're too close together] but the wondering ones always freak me out...i just start staring wondering wtf they're focussing on !.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 04:25 PM


That's random and makes little sense but I couldn't stop laughing.

:rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata:


I may be ruthless, but at least I actually watch the whole movie before passing judgment on it. :-P

*cough* Doc *cough*




I give everything 20 minutes. Sometimes I fast forward for the Chipmunk effect (in case there are tits). :naughty:


A decent screener of Drive (http://linksafe.me/d/e73bba5bbf) for Doc and Sparky and anyone else who can't be bothered to leave their houses to attend movies. :p

Just kidding. For the cheapos. <3

It's down. :sad:


I guess I should wait for the "official" leak. Urg.

:rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata:


I know your pain all too well.

....so does Doc. :p

It's true. :sad:


i used to love the sinbad films.

This.


Shnarf, shnarf~ Liono~ :laugh:



GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! The new horror that is Snarf!



So kawaii that you just wanna strangle it........... to death........

Le sigh. Let's make the realistic new Batman movies as realistic as possible by giving this Catwoman the most unfrikin believable high heels...... I have things to say at this......... I just don't feel like sayin' them.......

They should have left him out altogether.

I noticed those heels. Bullshit. I didn't care as I won't waste even 20 minutes on it.

Yea, haters. Laugh it up and fap into a frenzy, see if I care. I'll go watch Burton's instead.


As a parting gift, check out this great gif site I found. Perfect for those "niters" pics.

b l o o d (http://scarygif.tumblr.com/)

Wow! That's the holy grail of gore gifs.


For Doc :D
I know he loves this franchise.


Let me give you the condensed Doc reply:

:mad:

And the longer one:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh4xs3EmZZ1qg39ewo1_500.gif

And the behind-the-scenes one that no one is privy to except you and me:

http://i.imgur.com/7F1gZ.gif

What bud said.

Plus... I've come up with 14 ways to punish Aden.

Seven of them are anatomically impossible but with some imagination and some lube we'll make it work.


Don't talk politics or religion...cos we might learn something !

I watched a film about that last night. I learnt that the 20 minutes rule should have been applied.


Doc, my bro just posted this on STS FB.

Thought you might get a kick out of it.

Black Lodge: Twin Peaks Video Game (http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/inspiration/black-lodge-twin-peaks-game/)

I'm excited already and I haven't clicked it yet. Will check it out after I post this.


Its cos they're all WHORES


WHORES!!!

Whores everywhere...


Good thing you don't like people or we'd have a real problem here. :laugh:

I second this. Oh wait... I am this. :confused:

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 04:31 PM
Doc,



Startin' the wiggins early.....

The Demonic Documentary Ghosts and sprits - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUb3jGTrX14&feature=related)

starts to pic up around the 25 minute mark !

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 04:32 PM


Hesher! Great film. :D

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starts to pic up around the 25 minute mark !

You expect me to watch all of that? There better be some Scar Jo titays!

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 04:34 PM
Hesher! Great film. :D

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You expect me to watch all of that? There better be some Scar Jo titays!

Heh ! i thought it was just some dude that had some...graffitty on his car !.

erm,....youtube thing....just leave it playing...musics not bad !

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 04:34 PM
English Paper.

Fuck me up the ass I have 2 hours to do it.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 04:37 PM
Black Lodge: Twin Peaks Video Game (http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/inspiration/black-lodge-twin-peaks-game/)

I thought it was a flash in-browser thing but we actually get to D/L it!! :D

Feck. Wupload won't give me the goods. :mad:

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English Paper.

Fuck me up the ass I have 2 hours to do it.

What's it on? STS can help. You'll get an A+.

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 04:37 PM
for those of you liking your minge, ginger !



fuck knows who she is....probably another "star" like a "bieber....by the way, figured out why i don't like kids today with their badly drawn hair....its cos they look like they've just been punched in the face...hair all going one way from impact....and yet theres no punch involved.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 04:40 PM
...hair all going one way from impact....and yet theres no punch involved.

You could remedy that. :D Administer it. They'll thank you.

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 04:41 PM
English Paper.

Fuck me up the ass I have 2 hours to do it.

i left school when i was 12. Just walk in and tell them "its all a bunch of shit anyway". Tell them i told you to say that,...and if they don't like it,...tell 'em until they explain fractional reserve lending & how we're gonna get out of trillions in debt as the economy crumbles.....english ain't worth the paper its written on....or something like that.I was on a roll then !

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 04:41 PM
What is this? Is it wrong to fap to it? :confused:

http://images.yuku.com/image/jpg/2b235d2bb2254a233b572a2dbececc0ef8eff4b_r.jpghttp://images.yuku.com/image/jpg/286251cb9b43b3c6260ba8a0768cc2dc438cd74_r.jpg

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 04:44 PM
You could remedy that. :D Administer it. They'll thank you.

Honestly just google "a bieber"...he'll look like someones just put the boot in. Like some young tike from a black & white movie thats had the bryl cream knocked out of him.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 04:47 PM
Honestly just google "a bieber"...

Good grief! :shock: That was unpleasant. :notgood:

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 04:50 PM
Good grief! :shock: That was unpleasant. :notgood:

I didn't think you'd actually do it !!!!! It was Interwebz figure of speach man !

I can only apologize ! Unreservedly.

here,...a pic. Random as they come.



INCOMING !!!!!!!!

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 04:50 PM
I thought it was a flash in-browser thing but we actually get to D/L it!! :D

Feck. Wupload won't give me the goods. :mad:

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What's it on? STS can help. You'll get an A+.

Its on Star Wars :sad:

Just kidding, its on United States cell phone while driving restrictions.

I got this :laugh: hopefully :erm:

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 04:52 PM


Water bombs. So much fun in summer...

... fill them with ice cold water... find a girl with a white shirt and kabloom! Instant see through nip shot! :D

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 04:53 PM
What is this? Is it wrong to fap to it? :confused:

.......................Well,....

it wouldn't be entirely unreasonable.Its not hairy,which is a good sign.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 04:56 PM
Its on Star Wars :sad:




Just kidding, its on United States cell phone while driving restrictions.

In English class? That's weird. GOOD LUCK. :D

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mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 04:57 PM


Suicide. Thats terrible....Its not for losers....its for the LAST WINNERS !

WUT ?

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 04:57 PM


Feck...my uncle used to have that like 25 years ago.

That's a blast from the past.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 04:58 PM
Someone forgot to take their love eggs out before going on TV.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lryuojbn6W1r377cko1_500.gif

Going to prepare food, back in a while.

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 04:58 PM
My english teacher is absolutely fucking retarded, nuff said.

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 05:02 PM
Going to prepare food, back in a while.

Maybe cuckoo can rustle you up something....sushi ? Some out of work japanese anal octopus star !


Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 05:05 PM
English must be the differentness over there.



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Maybe cuckoo can rustle up you ...

:shock:

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 05:05 PM
My english teacher is absolutely fucking retarded, nuff said.

How Public Education Controls Your Perception - Mind Control (David Icke) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOfRkdVlLZA)

&

Left Brain Prison in Norway (David Icke) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JG4HBKVfeQ)

And John Taylor Gatto's stuff......

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 05:07 PM
I should have said Proffesor, but I cant see how this person got their bloody phd.

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 05:10 PM
Roger Waters is on Jimmy Fallon tomorrow night.

....and his back-up band is....wait for it....The Foo Fighters!!! :shock:

Neat. :D

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 05:14 PM
I should have said Proffesor, but I cant see how this person got their bloody phd.

Probably won it in a raffle !.

Everyone learns at different rates.Different things.Its called being yourself & having a personality...their job is to grind you down into being just another "intellectual".[By their standards] Then media brainwashes us into constantly wanting shit....fuck 'em. Trick is not to be greedy !Once you've learned to read....thats it,Worlds your oyster.Be as clever as you wanna be,when ya wanna be,how you wanna be !


Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 05:20 PM
How Public Education Controls Your Perception - Mind Control (David Icke) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOfRkdVlLZA)


Not sure which is more disturbing... the truth of that or the fact that David Icke was making rational sense... and I agreed with him.

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Trick is not to be greedy !Once you've learned to read....thats it,Worlds your oyster.Be as clever as you wanna be,when ya wanna be,how you wanna be !

I should do seminars



You should. I'd join up. I'll bring popcorn.

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 05:21 PM
Not sure which is more disturbing... the truth of that or the fact that David Icke was making rational sense... and I agreed with him.

Theres always a nugget of gold in a turd....or so i heard.[poet & i didn't know it.]

No, hes full of shit on a lot of things....ALWAYS talking "vibrators" & "vibrational this & vibrational that" & the lizard thing....But,obviously he knows some truth otherwise NO ONE would listen !

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 05:22 PM
I'll bring a big box of Cadbury's Roses.

You want a nice manicure and pedicure with those too?

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 05:24 PM
You should. I'd join up. I'll bring popcorn.

No, I won't. I hate popcorn. I'll bring a big box of Cadburys Roses.

aww, bring some,...whats the little fella gonna eat !?

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/f_e6763e66ea0a.gif

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 05:27 PM
aww, bring some,...whats the little fella gonna eat !?

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/f_e6763e66ea0a.gif

His own cock if he doesn't learn to chew with his mouth shut.

mentalmelvin
09-26-2011, 05:28 PM
k, guys,....i gotta go.... figure women out...

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/10_funny_celebrity_gifs3.gif

wish me luck !

Laterz

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His own cock if he doesn't learn to chew with his mouth shut.

Never seems to swallow either....!

Laterz

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 05:29 PM
Don't strain you brain too much. :p

Laters.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 05:31 PM
Roger Waters is on Jimmy Fallon tomorrow night.

....and his back-up band is....wait for it....The Foo Fighters!!! :shock:

The Foo's? He must have had A Momentary Lapse of Reason. :laugh: Oh, Dave would love that I said that.

They're playing MY songs! Calm down, Roger.

I'd like to see that, actually. :erm: Let me know if it's online as well.


You want a nice manicure and pedicure with those too?

You corrected my grammar goof and didn't claim credit. You're such a cute little thing. Hug time. :D


http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/f_e6763e66ea0a.gif[/FONT]

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: Always... :laugh:

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Laters, mental. I'll book the hall. You bring the thought food.



I'll bring the beer and whores.

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 05:32 PM
You corrected my grammar goof and didn't claim credit. You're such a cute little thing. Hug time. :D



I did, didn't I?

I didn't even think about it. Damn.

Didn't mean to not pester you about it.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 05:35 PM
I did, didn't I?

I didn't even think about it. Damn.

Didn't mean to not pester you about it.

No hug time? :erm:

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Budarc watched a load of crap films. :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 05:36 PM
No hug time? :erm:

Get away from me, you freak.

:laugh:

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 05:38 PM
Get away from me, you freak.

If it's that bump in my pants that worried you ... there's no need to worry... that's only my penis. Silly man.

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 05:38 PM
Budarc watched a load of crap films.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

He has no one to blame but himself.

It's his thing. :laugh:

He's Nutshell's resident shit film guy.

Tragic and comical at the same time, isn't it?

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 05:50 PM
Tragic and comical at the same time, isn't it?

:rofldata:

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Food needs full attention. Back Laters.


cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 05:55 PM



:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

I don't know what it is about pics like that kill me.

Seeing all those other guys just watching. I guess it's the not actually seeing there faces that cracks me up.

It's like their just watching him as if they're all thinking "there he goes again....idiot."

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Have fun with your food.

I will think about you having fun and then have some fun myself. :naughty:

...no...not really...got me some handyman shit I've been putting off for far too long.

It's like a tsunami out there. Today is the perfect day to do it.

Feck. :-\

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 06:21 PM
It's like a tsunami out there. Today is the perfect day to do it.

Nature is conspiring against you. Either that or it pathetic fallacy in action. I shout at my neighbour's dog and you get bad weather there.

I wonder what'll happen if I touch my balls. :confused: Better put on your all weather undies, I'm going for it.

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One of doc's holiday snaps. Can you guess which one I am?



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http://i.imgur.com/5lE59.gif

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:rofldata:

Zoran
09-26-2011, 06:58 PM
Hey you crazy SOBs. :p

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 07:18 PM
SOB reporting for duty. :D

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Tanis
09-26-2011, 07:55 PM

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 08:13 PM
WTF? Mental, don't look. Bags without the fun. :shock:



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Hand over the bananas and no one gets hurt.


cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 08:17 PM
:rofldata:

I don't know about you, bud.

But I will never NOT see my name on those nipply nipples.


Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 08:18 PM


Must be before my time. Oddly, that makes it much more smexy. :erm:

Sackboy
09-26-2011, 08:19 PM
http://k.min.us/ic6oxS.gif

I'm lonely.

http://i779.photobucket.com/albums/yy79/homesickalien88/Gifs/mbn9t4.gif

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 08:19 PM
I wonder what'll happen if I touch my balls. :confused: Better put on your all weather undies, I'm going for it.

It's like Hell on earth.

What did you do?!?! For the love of woof, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?





:rofldata: :rofldata:

Art nerds. :laugh: :sad:

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 08:23 PM
It's like Hell on earth.

What did you do?!?! For the love of woof, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?

There are friction burns and a bald spot. :sad:

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 08:25 PM
There are friction burns and a bald spot. :sad:

It's always like that.

I suspect you tried the tinfoil and cajun spice this time. :eye:

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 08:30 PM
One man one (spice) jar.

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 08:41 PM
I've never seen a penis sneeze before.
...but then I met Doc's penis.

It was a life changing experience.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 08:44 PM
Beauty takes many forms and is in the eye of the beholder.

Who wants to behold my penis?

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 08:47 PM
Who wants to behold my penis?

Form an orderly queue, I expect a lot of activity.

The disappointment will be astounding.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 08:49 PM
The disappointment will be astounding.

For me? I know but I will be kind to your amateur fumblings.


...Zing!!!!!!!!

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 09:02 PM
For me? I know but I will be kind to your amateur fumblings.

...Zing!!!!!!!!

:-\

Hardly a zing when I don't have any interest in holding your penis.

Pervert.

------

Haven't downloaded anything today.

MU was a bitch late last night though.

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:laugh:

I thought this was a thread about you and mental.

Thread 94850

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 09:05 PM
Don't discredit my zing. I put my heart into that. :sad:

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I thought this was a thread about you and mental.

Thread 94850

Whoa! Tomorrow people. I always missed that as a kid.

It was on the same time as something else and VCR was still a few years away for the doc household.

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 09:15 PM
Don't discredit my zing. I put my heart into that. :sad:

I think IU said it best....

"boo hoo".

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 09:16 PM

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 09:17 PM
One man one (spice) jar.

No picture can show my complete shock.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 09:23 PM
No picture can show my complete shock.

There will be pics. :naughty:

Once the itchy burning stops.

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 09:27 PM
I'm going to send them to the ladies. You guys will have to pay to see them.


The disappointment will be astounding.

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 09:28 PM
We all wear woman's panties. :)

Does that count?

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/kalskirata1/bert20stare.gif

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 09:29 PM
I'm opening it... bitches!


cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 09:37 PM
I'm opening it... bitches!


http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmxae2FmyG1qf21wio1_400.gif

Well, aren't you just the most precious thing?

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 09:43 PM
Well, aren't you just the most precious thing?



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Sparky!

Do you have Mortal Kombat Legacy Ep. 9 in avi?

Neg
09-26-2011, 09:46 PM
Sometimes I look at the threads people make and just shake my head. Do they really have the audacity to think that these things are worth individual threads?

Come say it in here. If one post is ignored, there's no harm. You make a thread and it's for a fleeting thought that's stupid, it's going to be justifiably torn apart.

Also, the Agent thread raises an interesting socio-philosophical question. Does anyone have the right to wonder where people get off to? If I disappear for a while I certainly don't want any one chasing me down.

Sending a letter to his mother? Fucking hell, man. Fucking hell. Let the man be in peace.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 09:50 PM
Irving the Socially Akward Bee

I've not seen that before (http://www.pinkbike.com/video/102005/). :laugh:

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 09:53 PM
Sometimes I look at the threads people make and just shake my head. Do they really have the audacity to think that these things are worth individual threads?

Come say it in here. If one post is ignored, there's no harm. You make a thread and it's for a fleeting thought that's stupid, it's going to be justifiably torn apart.

Also, the Agent thread raises an interesting socio-philosophical question. Does anyone have the right to wonder where people get off to? If I disappear for a while I certainly don't want any one chasing me down.

Sending a letter to his mother? Fucking hell, man. Fucking hell. Let the man be in peace.

No one would track me down lolz, for that I am glad.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 09:54 PM
Sometimes I look at the threads people make and just shake my head. Do they really have the audacity to think that these things are worth individual threads?

Most of GD is like that.


Does anyone have the right to wonder where people get off to? If I disappear for a while I certainly don't want any one chasing me down.

We're all such regulars here that after a week I'd begin to wonder where you guys are, and if you're okay.*
I'm not going to phone your mom (unless she's sexy) but I will send a PM or an email.
A simple, "Yea, fine, back someday or if I choose to not at all" will save the day.

bud-arc
09-26-2011, 09:55 PM
I've not seen that before (http://www.pinkbike.com/video/102005/). :laugh:

Irving looks like he has Down Syndrome.

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 09:56 PM
I'm not going to phone your mom (unless she's sexy) but I will send a PM or an email.

My mom has your number blocked.

Neg
09-26-2011, 09:57 PM
Most of GD is like that.

It's also like that in GG.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 09:58 PM
My mom has your number blocked.

I guess it's back to fapping in a phone booth again. :D

cuckoo77
09-26-2011, 10:03 PM
There's still phone booths in The Future?

Neg
09-26-2011, 10:04 PM
There's only a few locations with them. That's how they track people on CSI and the Sopranos, yo.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 10:22 PM
There's still phone booths in The Future?

Yea. Some. I've not seen anyone use one in about 2 years. Even the hookers stopped putting their cards in... :erm: ... so I was told.

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N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 10:25 PM
Its funny because I would have had fun and ran into the crowd with a crowbar for lulz.

If it was organized by Anon then they are the recepticals of my PS3 hacking scandal rage.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 10:29 PM
There is a guy in another thread that joined in October 2008 and has made his third post today. And it's to request something. :laugh:

Three posts in three years.

What a guy.

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... PS3 hacking scandal rage.

I was okay with that. I lucked out. I'd no card details online and have 2 accounts so I got 4 free games. Two of them I liked. :D

Neg
09-26-2011, 10:31 PM
Heh, I could have had 4 free games? I didn't lose any functionality, so I didn't bother to take their offerings.

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 10:33 PM
Didnt bother me much except for the fact online play was fucked and at the time that made the bulk of what I did.

I got 8 games due to having 2 accounts (me and brothers)

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 10:37 PM
Heh, I could have had 4 free games? I didn't lose any functionality, so I didn't bother to take their offerings.

One was Infamous. :laugh: I took Wipeout as well. I don't understand why it's so loved. It was piss poor.


I got 8 games due to having 2 accounts (me and brothers)

Were there 8 on offer? We only had 6 to choose from here. And all the PS+ ones, I grabbed those as well.. for a month. :D

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 10:38 PM
I cant remember total, I just know that his plus mine equaled 8 possible games :p

I may be counting in PSP games as well.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 10:43 PM
PSP games as well.

I forgot about those. I didn't have a PSP so didn't get those.

It was fun playing Streets of Rage again. Gave me the nostalgia jollies.

Neg
09-26-2011, 10:47 PM
Holy shit, Ultramarine is a real color :shock: Ultramarine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultramarine)

These American Shoopers are dumb as hell. Cobalt? Pfffffffff.

Anaximander
09-26-2011, 10:50 PM
Roger Waters is on Jimmy Fallon tomorrow night.

....and his back-up band is....wait for it....The Foo Fighters!!! :shock:

Neat. :Dhttp://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkVMNdwey_MzCxtO1vkLHKgjtWg-wc6BmHY6TIzwNc5WNJG66-TNpZTNHt

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 10:51 PM
Holy shit, Ultramarine is a real color :shock: Ultramarine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultramarine)

These American Shoopers are dumb as hell. Cobalt? Pfffffffff.

Wow, just wow. I had no idea. :sad:

And I consider myself a WH40K fan.

Neg
09-26-2011, 10:53 PM
....proximate component of lapus lazuli

Connections to FF and SH.

/mind blown

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 10:54 PM
Holy shit, Ultramarine is a real color :shock: Ultramarine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultramarine)

I knew that. I studied art at school.

:smug:


And I consider myself a WH40K fan.

I went looking for a job at the Games Workshop store a few days ago. No luck. :sad: They are fully staffed.

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 10:56 PM
Not so big on Ultrasmurfs but I love me some Imperial Guard and Space Wolf books, Abnett's Titanicus is good too.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 10:59 PM
I used to use the Ulatramarines. My Commander had a chainsaw gun. Oh, yeah! :D

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 11:00 PM
Warhammer 40,000

Suck it Gears, It was already done by this.

Neg
09-26-2011, 11:00 PM
The raps that comprise the end theme for Go-onger say the colors of the engines/senshi. The normal colors are obvious, but there's a dark blue, a dark red, and a light blue in the unmanned engines. The songs say Ultramarine, Dark-red, and Water-Blue.

All the american shoop jobs for a senshi for Jum-bowhale call it the Cobalt Ranger. Go-On Cobalt, or Go-On Ultramarine? Yeah, no contest.

Go-On Dark-Red and Water-Blue sound lame, which is a shame, considering how much I like the dinos.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:00 PM
Elizabeth B�thory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory)

those Hostel movies were set in hungary weren't they ??[/FONT]

ewww that courtney stodden has one of those creepy wondering eyes.....[and they're too close together] but the wondering ones always freak me out...i just start staring wondering wtf they're focussing on !.

She's awesome. There's so many movies of her, mostly non-american.

I can't remember which movies I've watched that depicted her.
This was one of them but I barely remember it.
Bathory International Trailer - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37o1ZBGPwuA)
this one looks the best.

and then i saw this one...
The Countess (2009) Trailer Ingles - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l5JIitFqEI&feature=related)
kind of...meh. mostly a love story.

and this looks fun to watch :doc:
COUNTESS DRACULA - 1971 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyH813FghzY)

and then you have The Brother's Grimm with Monica Beboobbi
and that Hostel 2 movie with that one tiny little scene that you can just watch on youtube and be merry.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 11:02 PM
Warhammer 40,000

Did you know they made a cheap movie? Warhammer 40,000 (http://ultramarinesthemovie.com/)

I've not seen it yet.

Neg
09-26-2011, 11:02 PM
Beboobbi XD

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:04 PM


this might be better than sucker punch.

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 11:05 PM
Did you know they made a cheap movie? Warhammer 40,000 (http://ultramarinesthemovie.com/)

I've not seen it yet.

IRC it was average. I think it had Terrance Stamp as the main marine cant remember.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 11:06 PM
this is surely infinitely better than sucker punch.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:09 PM
Its on Star Wars :sad:

Just kidding, its on United States cell phone while driving restrictions.

I got this :laugh: hopefully :erm:

we have that up here in canada too, eh?
it was in the news a few months back that people were getting tickets for cell phone driving way more than they were getting DUI's.
fucked up, huh eh?

Neg
09-26-2011, 11:11 PM
Mark is supposed to send me his extra copy of Suckerpunch.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 11:15 PM
Mark is supposed to send me his extra copy of Suckerpunch.

You have my sympathies.

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 11:16 PM
Sucker Punch................from what I heard its about as enjoyable as feardotcom

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 11:18 PM

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5lE59.gif

:rofldata:

:laugh: i thought those swat dudes were going after the dog :laugh:
i had watch it a few times to see that the guy was firing a gun :laugh: :rolleyes:

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:
i wanna see more of those self-shots
:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

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Hey you crazy SOBs. :p

Hey you Silly Onomatopoeia Basterd! :D

Neg
09-26-2011, 11:22 PM


Wouldn't that just create slack?

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 11:25 PM
i wanna see more of those self-shots

I loved that as well.


Wouldn't that just create slack?

I thought that initially, then I convinced myself the curl at the end of the handle would hold the chain and then the door opening would pull the pin.

Not in defence of my posting it but just because I wanted it to work.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:25 PM
I think IU said it best....

"boo hoo". (http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm0m3f9Qs71qadygwo1_500.gif)

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 11:26 PM
It would probably fall off before being pulled all the way, but if the door being opened in then the force would definatly yank the pin out

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:27 PM
Sparky!

Do you have Mortal Kombat Legacy Ep. 9 in avi?

Doc!

Give me some time and I can whip it up. Up by the end of the night.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 11:30 PM
Scale of Universe - Interactive Scale of the Universe Tool (http://primaxstudio.com/stuff/scale_of_universe/)

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:31 PM
I've not seen that before (http://www.pinkbike.com/video/102005/). :laugh:


omg that freakin hilarious!!!! lolololololol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYN50K43Ozo)

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 11:32 PM
Give me some time and I can whip it up. Up by the end of the night.

Yay!

TY. TY. I can watch them all when I know I have the last episode. It's the only one I couldn't find. All dead links.

Do you want links for the inferior Mortal Combat : Conquest TV series? It's kinda bad.

Anaximander
09-26-2011, 11:36 PM
feardotcomhttp://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/picardfacepalmp1.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:37 PM
....proximate component of lapus lazuli

Connections to FF and SH.

/mind blown

Anaximander
09-26-2011, 11:38 PM

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:38 PM
Warhammer 40,000

Suck it Gears, It was already done by this.

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 11:38 PM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/picardfacepalmp1.gif
More or less my reaction to it.

Shit spewingly bad.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:40 PM
She's awesome. There's so many movies of her, mostly non-american.

I can't remember which movies I've watched that depicted her.
This was one of them but I barely remember it.
Bathory International Trailer - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37o1ZBGPwuA)
this one looks the best.

and then i saw this one...
The Countess (2009) Trailer Ingles - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l5JIitFqEI&feature=related)
kind of...meh. mostly a love story.

and this looks fun to watch :doc:
COUNTESS DRACULA - 1971 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyH813FghzY)

and then you have The Brother's Grimm with Monica Beboobbi
and that Hostel 2 movie with that one tiny little scene that you can just watch on youtube and be merry.

IM ALL CAUGHT UP!!! (almost)

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Beboobbi XD

XD i suddenly want to watch MR and MR now.

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 11:41 PM


Jebus. I know a guy had a poster of the woman on the right.
It didn't have the text but I saw it every day for years on his wall so I'd recognise it anywhere.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:44 PM
Sucker Punch................from what I heard its about as enjoyable as feardotcom

from what i hear about feardotcom is that it's about as enjoyable as the second White Noise movie.

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i should do that.
with paintball greanades. do they make paintball grenades???

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 11:46 PM
If they don't... they damn well should.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:51 PM
I thought that initially, then I convinced myself the curl at the end of the handle would hold the chain and then the door opening would pull the pin.

Not in defence of my posting it but just because I wanted it to work.

i'd have tied it to the base of the handle and not the actual handle.
less chance of it slipping off.
and the speed the average person opens the door, they wouldn't realize what they've done until they see the pin flying with the door.

AND depending how much time you've primed it for, they may or may not have time to run the fuck out of there.
i'd set for at least a 7 second prime, just enough time for it to sink in and look down at their death in a little green boomy.

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Scale of Universe - Interactive Scale of the Universe Tool (http://primaxstudio.com/stuff/scale_of_universe/)

outdated...

"Neutrino (they pass through matter undisturbed almost at the speed of light"
Scientists just discovered that Neutrino travels 6 nanoseconds than the speed of light. :smrt:

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 11:51 PM


I am Temomi.

I sound like a brand of shampoo. :sad:

Neg
09-26-2011, 11:54 PM
i suddenly want to watch MR and MR now.

Only I would understand this.

Tokuji

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-26-2011, 11:57 PM
Do you want links for the inferior Mortal Combat : Conquest TV series? It's kinda bad.

ummm...okay?

Neg
09-26-2011, 11:58 PM
LOUD NOISES

N-12_Aden
09-26-2011, 11:59 PM
THE FUCKING NUMBERS!!

Dr Faustus
09-26-2011, 11:59 PM
You guys are hurting my ears.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 12:02 AM
jeebus, i had to break mine into two :laugh: Spark Tank becomes...

Arinokanome Chikatome!

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LOUD NOISES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOC-hDULX1c)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcwyynageD1qzr2th.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcwyynageD1qzr2th.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcwyynageD1qzr2th.gif

cuckoo77
09-27-2011, 12:02 AM
Midomi Memomo

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 12:04 AM
Midomi Memomo77

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:05 AM
jeebus, i had to break mine into two :laugh:

I just did "doc" because it was too much effort to do the full thing.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrztb14PmV1qafrh6.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 12:08 AM
Teshi Lukadoarechidoari

gazuntite.

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:09 AM
the most annoying sounds all in one - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qA0YGz8inE&feature=related)

Pain.

Sackboy
09-27-2011, 12:09 AM
BIG, BOLD TEXT!

cuckoo77
09-27-2011, 12:09 AM
Doc's just full of the "zings" today.

He must have had All-Bran for breakfast.

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:11 AM

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 12:12 AM
http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3125.jpghttp://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3102.jpghttp://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3095.jpghttp://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3087.jpg

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:14 AM
Doc's just full of the "zings" today.

The truth is...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lroe86Tuf21qaxnt7o1_400.gif

Anaximander
09-27-2011, 12:15 AM

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:16 AM
Why is Mer-Man on the cover?

Anaximander
09-27-2011, 12:18 AM


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cuz merman rocks it like that

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 12:18 AM
:doc:

Neg
09-27-2011, 12:19 AM
Bruno Mattei, REPRESENT.

http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/08/05/the-bruno-mattei-show-ep-14-the-seven-magnificent-gladiators.aspx

Fucking auto-name. WORK! That's the Bruno Mattei Show's discussion of Seven Magnificent Gladiators.

Anaximander
09-27-2011, 12:21 AM


i have this one still. vhs and same exact sleeve as this :rofldata:

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cuckoo77
09-27-2011, 12:21 AM
Sidney Poitier is alive.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Neg
09-27-2011, 12:22 AM
Fleas!: Disappointment and Forgiveness

A riveting, thought-provoking tale for all.

Anaximander
09-27-2011, 12:23 AM

frank stallone in da house

cuckoo77
09-27-2011, 12:24 AM
Fleas!: Disappointment and Forgiveness

A riveting, thought-provoking tale for all.

I guess Ben was going to crack Eddie's skull wide open with a toy truck before Gee-boo intervened.

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:24 AM
I like Sidney Poitier.

It's googles 13th birthday.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 12:25 AM

frank stallone in da house

:doc::doc::doc:
i want to see that cover done in the style of those pics where the parent swaps faces with the baby :laugh:

Anaximander
09-27-2011, 12:26 AM


"...where there are more twists and turns, laughs and whimpers per frame than in all the HALLOWEENS put together!"

riiight

Neg
09-27-2011, 12:26 AM
Gee-boo ACCEPTABLE

:doc:

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:27 AM
cuz merman rocks it like that

Mer-Woman rocks out too.


Anaximander
09-27-2011, 12:30 AM
I like Sidney Poitier.

It's googles 13th birthday.
my parents almost named me sidney. i was mad. cuz i idolized him and also ryan o'neal for some reason.

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burger king for dinner tonight.
http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/animated/323_heres-burger-king.gifhttp://www.shoopthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/burger-king-mcdonalds-kfc-reservoir.gif
laters

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 12:31 AM
Laters Lye.

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:31 AM
Laters, Lye. :D

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lryqk5iBeI1qbljgno1_500.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 12:32 AM
I keep meaning to buy Reservoir Dogs on bluray...but i kind of want to get Pulp Fiction at the same time.
And they never have Pulp Fiction. Anywhere. At all. Ever. Never.

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 12:33 AM
I keep meaning to buy Reservoir Dogs on bluray...but i kind of want to get Pulp Fiction at the same time.
And they never have Pulp Fiction. Anywhere. At all. Ever. Never.

I would get Pulp Fiction.

cuckoo77
09-27-2011, 12:33 AM
Laters Lye.

The Burger King trots are the most pleasant of the trots.

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:34 AM
Pulp Fiction. Anywhere. At all. Ever. Never.

Is it out there? Not due here until 17th October.

cuckoo77
09-27-2011, 12:35 AM
Is it out there? Not due here until 17th October.

Not till the 4th.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 12:36 AM
:confused: isn't it???
I downloaded a bluray rip once. in 1080p with the HD audio.
Turns out they encoded it funny.

and that was....months ago!

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jeebus, what did i download then??? :confused:

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:36 AM
http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/tumblr_ld7epcg0b41qdfds3o1_500.gif
http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/beavis-humps-couch.gif

cuckoo77
09-27-2011, 12:37 AM
jeebus, what did i download then??? :confused:

German porn?

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:39 AM
jeebus, what did i download then??? :confused:

Sweden had it on blu.

And maybe Germany, they get stuff we don't.

Neg
09-27-2011, 12:41 AM
Oh Germany.

Like furries, but infinitely more psychologically damaging.

Can you tell I hate one german person and I'm willing to throw them all under the bus to make myself feel better?

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 12:42 AM
oh. i think it was a Polish Bluray rip I found.
I'm finding rips as early as May 2009.

Neg
09-27-2011, 12:44 AM
Speed of light 'broken' at CERN, scientists claim - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8783011/Speed-of-light-broken-at-CERN-scientists-claim.html)

Kabuto is real.........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO

;_;;

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:44 AM

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 12:45 AM
full movie size, no transcoding...

36,598,665,216 bytes

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:46 AM
If the findings are proven to be accurate, they would overturn one of the pillars of the Standard Model of physics, which explains the way the universe and everything within it works.

:seriously: They wish.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 12:46 AM
Speed of light 'broken' at CERN, scientists claim - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8783011/Speed-of-light-broken-at-CERN-scientists-claim.html)

Kabuto is real.........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO

;_;;

they specualte that time travel can be possible. eventually. i smell timecop. and other cheese.
i'm hoping for stargate.
with no Wraith, their queens are creepy as fuck.

Neg
09-27-2011, 12:47 AM
Hence the tears

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:49 AM


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Sanico
09-27-2011, 12:51 AM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lganpnC06s1qaj6h8o1_400.gif

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 12:53 AM
Reminds me of Maria. I saw Metropolis on the big screen. It was great.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkrja2q0AF1qg196lo1_500.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 12:54 AM
Sanico! Hi!


--

CCleaner used to be free. Still is. Just zero support for free.
But what irks me is that they don't explain why the home version is "Recommended for Home users"...
free vs home (which i think is the same as free except you get higher priority for support...which i never need)

Dr Faustus
09-27-2011, 01:03 AM
CCleaner used to be free. Still is. Just zero support for free.

I used to have it. I eloped to Ashampoo. Now I have neither. :p

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http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqqjanjfij1qany6xo3_500.gif

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I'm out. Niters. :D

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-joeys-ok.gif

cuckoo77
09-27-2011, 01:05 AM
Niters, Doc. :)

--------

Is it just me or are the monthly Sanico posts getting progressively more disturbing?

:rofldata:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 01:05 AM
Niters Doc.
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_logc7t6GwB1qmw3ebo1_500.gif

Sanico
09-27-2011, 01:09 AM
Reminds me of Maria. I saw Metropolis on the big screen. It was great.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkrja2q0AF1qg196lo1_500.gif


Seeing Metropolis on the big screen must be really really great Doc!!

And here's more gifs. They are all from the same movie, L'age D'or.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgao0ltqeB1qaj6h8o1_400.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgaohwZubr1qaj6h8o1_400.gif





Cuckoo this is for you...


<a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0LJJX3VY" target="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0LJJX3VY">

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 01:12 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgaohwZubr1qaj6h8o1_400.gif

i can't stop looking at what that guy is pushing out the window...
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkmkx5cZn1qekszro1_500.gif

Sanico
09-27-2011, 01:13 AM
Niters, Doc. :)

--------

Is it just me or are the monthly Sanico posts getting progressively more disturbing?

:rofldata:

Really?!?

:rofldata::rofldata:



Well, I guess things are really disturbing now o_O

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 01:23 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkl8ir1VLi1qdqhxjo1_500.gif

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 01:43 AM
If its alright, I think Im going to do a nutshell review of feardotcom.

Stupid ass movie with nothing going for it. Maybe in this new age of memes they could pull something off.
2 this isn't the porn site your looking fors out of 5

Sackboy
09-27-2011, 01:43 AM
http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3125.jpghttp://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3102.jpghttp://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3095.jpghttp://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3087.jpg

I've just gone through 34 pages of people of walmart pics. I can't stop.

cuckoo77
09-27-2011, 01:45 AM
If its alright, I think Im going to do a nutshell review.

Our lawyers will be contacting you within 24 hrs.


Anaximander
09-27-2011, 01:46 AM


your first assignment...arnold anal recall

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 01:49 AM
If its alright, I think Im going to do a nutshell review of feardotcom.

Stupid ass movie with nothing going for it. Maybe in this new age of memes they could pull something off.
2 this isn't the porn site your looking fors out of 5

yeah, that was about the time i stopped having faith in horror movies.


I've just gone through 34 pages of people of walmart pics. I can't stop.

they make me feel brain dead just looking at them.
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrwoe8RNB21qdqhxjo1_500.gif
didn't need it anyway

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http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrwo6fX9QP1qdqhxjo1_500.gif
:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

after looking at it for awhile, you don't know if she's taking the brain out or putting in :laugh:

Sackboy
09-27-2011, 01:50 AM
on page 51

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 01:51 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr5v4iPQ091qdqhxjo1_500.gif

:doc::doc::doc:

is he trying to stop the kid or trying to kill him? :laugh:

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 01:54 AM


your first assignment...arnold anal recall

Lets see about it.

Interesting story of interplanetary buttrape loosely based on Phillip K. Dick's classic story. Arnold shines in this Veerhoven led production (even though his penis size is lacking). Sharon Shone's Vagina and Asshole also guest star.

5 used condoms out of 5

Sackboy
09-27-2011, 01:54 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr5v4iPQ091qdqhxjo1_500.gif

Looks like Kano and Justin Bieber.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 01:55 AM
you should start your own blog review.
and to avoid any infringements, call yours "In A Peapod".

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 01:56 AM
Looks like Kano and Justin Bieber.

I CANT TAKE THAT GUY SERIOUSLY :loldata:

A Christmas Mystery Resolved - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi8FXD-olbk&feature=channel_video_title)

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
09-27-2011, 02:04 AM
well anger managemen time.
later fuckers.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzym6dvYB1qhigt0o1_500.gif

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 02:07 AM
laters

Anaximander
09-27-2011, 02:29 AM
Lets see about it.

Interesting story of interplanetary buttrape loosely based on Phillip K. Dick's classic story. Arnold shines in this Veerhoven led production (even though his penis size is lacking). Sharon Shone's Vagina and Asshole also guest star.

5 used condoms out of 5
good job.
your reward (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ_ONU35bWs&feature=related)

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oh, laters spark

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 02:30 AM
good job.
your reward (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ_ONU35bWs&feature=related)

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oh, laters spark


I wonder what the fuck went wrong on a daily basis :sad:

Anaximander
09-27-2011, 02:37 AM
nice avatar though.

you heard the mc chris song?

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 02:39 AM
nice avatar though.

you heard the mc chris song?

Going to look it up now.

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This one?

MC Chris - Fett&#39;s Vette - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwcVXnTN7D4)

Anaximander
09-27-2011, 02:55 AM
yeah. that one.

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http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/superbad3.gif

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http://urbansavior.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Funny-One-Liners-19.gif

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 03:17 AM
Has anyone seen the newish Phantom of The Opera?

Normally if I see Schumacher attached to a film its a no fucking go.

But, Gerard Butler is to me that Jason Statham is to Doc (enough for him to watch such a shite movie too :) )

The songs seem good enough. Im not a big broadway guy ( I fucking hate it)

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Well I think I scared everyone..........http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/kalskirata1/FUCKYOU.gif

bud-arc
09-27-2011, 03:18 AM
It's one of my favorite musicals. Then again, I guess I am like the Seth McFarlane of STS.

I cried like a whore giving a man a blowjob against her will.

impudent urinal
09-27-2011, 03:21 AM
I cried like a whore giving a man a blowjob against her will.
Because he wouldn't pay?

bud-arc
09-27-2011, 03:27 AM
I figured it was because I'm ugly.

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 03:36 AM





And the big one:

impudent urinal
09-27-2011, 03:36 AM
I figured it was because I'm ugly.
Maybe she just gagged on man-meat. /ego stroking.

bud-arc
09-27-2011, 03:38 AM
When I was a kid, people used to tell me I bore a striking resemblance to Steve Urkel.

http://i.imgur.com/eDTok.gif

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 03:42 AM
:laugh: I cant stop :laugh:

bud-arc
09-27-2011, 03:44 AM
I'm sure Female on male rape is real, but I cannot sympathize when she is as hot as Jennifer Aniston.

Exactly. I almost sprayed in my pants in the theater when I saw that shit. JEEZ.

http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g413/biggmutt/Jennifer-Aniston-boobs-from-Horrible-Bosses-by-Joshua-Calvert-1.gif

http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g413/biggmutt/Jennifer-Aniston-boobs-from-Horrible-Bosses-by-Joshua-Calvert-2.gif

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/124286-3/Dont_touch_the_girls.gif

impudent urinal
09-27-2011, 03:45 AM
When I was a kid, people used to tell me I bore a striking resemblance to Steve Urkel.
Stop laughing, you faggots. I'm being serious.

My mind automatically assigns your appearance to whatever of your avatars sticks out the most. You are Blue Johnny Depp in my mind, Cuckoo is constantly wearing a furry sex costume and Doc will heal you, but at the cost of your own soul.

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 03:47 AM
My mind automatically assigns your appearance to whatever of your avatars sticks out the most. You are Blue Johnny Depp in my mind, Cuckoo is constantly wearing a furry sex costume and Doc will heal you, but at the cost of your own soul.

And I am an everchanging eternal interdimensional monster :)

bud-arc
09-27-2011, 03:53 AM
You are Blue Johnny Depp in my mind

I can live with that.



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And you'll always be Calvin to me.


impudent urinal
09-27-2011, 03:54 AM
And I am an everchanging eternal interdimensional monster :)
Actually I can see you by that pic you posted. It stuck for some reason. Maybe because you look like a linebacker who can kill me.

N-12_Aden
09-27-2011, 03:57 AM
As long as that was :rofldata: I forgot I posted that.

Sackboy
09-27-2011, 03:58 AM
http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g413/biggmutt/Jennifer-Aniston-boobs-from-Horrible-Bosses-by-Joshua-Calvert-2.gif

http://204.45.110.156/bin/042009/1239788892_jizz-in-my-pants.gif

bud-arc
09-27-2011, 04:02 AM
Gifbin is a bitch.

http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac21/crashprime/Jizz-in-my-pants.gif



http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgsy2e3wcc1qh6iseo1_400.gif

http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv163/DottiePalooza/Doctor%20Who/6s48t1.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqogx3vMnl1qfmkdm.gif

cuckoo77
09-27-2011, 04:06 AM
Cuckoo is constantly wearing a furry sex costume.

I'm only constantly wearing it because I think someone's going to have sex with me.

...I have a vivid imagination. :p

---

I know what bud looks like so I just imagine him constantly hairy & naked, slightly moist and reeking of buttered popcorn.

:rofldata: :erm:

bud-arc
09-27-2011, 04:11 AM
I know what bud looks like so I just imagine him constantly hairy & naked, slightly moist and reeking of buttered popcorn.

This one's just for you, cuckoo.


cuckoo77
09-27-2011, 04:12 AM
I was going to post that yesterday comparing it to you for some reason. :laugh:

I must be onto something. :p

bud-arc
09-27-2011, 04:13 AM
I think you and I need to have a talk.


impudent urinal
09-27-2011, 04:14 AM
Jesus. Get his wife a Swiffer for whatever he leaves behind.