Man-fat leads to protein stains.

Tough call. :p

Planning in advance is everythin' !.
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Man-fat leads to protein stains.

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I hate it when people explain things that don't need explaining. Because it means I need to explain to them that I FUCKING KNOW THAT.

This pseudo mod motherfucker is driving me nuts. He posts just to post and it drives me up the fucking wall.

They even have a thread in their Q&A called "Don't be an asshole." So, I'm making it my job to be as much of an asshole as context dictates.

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Oh Baby Gee-boo. RUN!!!!

That would make for an apropos av.

Not that one. Ninja fuck.

:rofldata:

On second thought, it'd work, too.

Sig mayhaps. Let it have the space to properly depict that momentum is engaged.

Oh Baby Gee-boo. RUN!!!!



FUCKING RUN!!!!!!

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I'm going to massage my balls with a tennis racquet while bathing, back in about an hour.

That was like the worst moment in ROTF.

Don't give me this shit about TRINITY DID IT IN THE MATRIX HURR HURR HURR.

Shut up. It's different. Neo surviving was part of the grand scheme. That.........BEEF in robot heaven........brought back by kiss in the real world.....

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i'm out too for the night...i think.

so,...niterz to all those nit-ing !

sleep well,....oh yes,....sleep well.

PART 1



Plus PART 2

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Beef Lump. :laugh:

Niters, mental. :)

I hate you.

I can not unsee what I saw. :laugh:

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I may need to reduce the size of that pic :erm:

F**k Everything (Jon Lajoie) - YouTube (http://youtu.be/ulIOrQasR18)

I may need to reduce the size of that pic :erm:

Probably just a smidgen.

Compare it to the size of Doc's doc.

It's the perfect siggy size.

Well, tbf, the perfect size is about 900x150 :smrt:

Big Brother doesn't like that, though.

Use 500x150. There's no reason I should be the only one who has that right.

Problem is there are no smaller images other than one of this size:
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Thank you :)

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You should make "WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?" a link to something.

I swear Jk Simmons was solid gold as Jameson

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You should make "WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?" a link to something.

Link straight to goatse.

I swear Jk Simmons was solid gold as Jameson

Agreed. He was born to the role.

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Too bad this guy didnt do the whole scene :sad:
Starship Troopers Klendathu Invasion 1080p - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmMmPoB52ug&feature=related)

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Shoot 'Em Up, right?

Drive Angry had a scene which was similarly cheesy. (Can't find a gif, though)



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:rofldata: :rofldata:

Ford's grumpy man act wins every time.

Drive Angry as good as Bad Lieutenant?

No.

Shoot 'Em Up, right?

No idea. I'd give it 20 minutes, though. :D

Shoot 'Em Up, right?


Great film. :D

...but I think we've been through this a few times.

Bugs Bunny...yadda yadda....funny.....guns.

Remember those bed tents they used to sell in the Sears catalog?

Always wanted one.

Remember those bed tents they used to sell in the Sears catalog?

I make a tent in my bed every morning . :naughty:

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Alex Garland wrote the new Dredd screenplay. :love: I am verging on the edge of mild excite.

Could fall either way after the trailer.

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I think Garland's one of the producers too.

I heard he landed the Halo script.

I think Garland's one of the producers too.

I heard he landed the Halo script.

Yea, it's on his IMDB profile. I'm not as excited by it; I can't imagine it having the same potential for dark humour and social satire.

Jackson was attached for a while.

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I think Jackson was attached as producer.

I think he intended in getting Blomkamp to direct.

I think he intended in getting Blomkamp to direct.

I hope he can make another interesting film. It'd be a shame to do D9 and then drop a turd. He's taking his time.

He's been filming here for quite awhile now. Almost 2 years.

It's got quite a few people in it.

Me thinks it's going to focus on several different characters, because of the length of the filming process. For the time it's been taking he must have jump from character to character like Pulp Fiction or something.

The pressure on him must be intense, I don't envy him at all.

Whatever he comes up with... we'll nut it. :D

Kermit The Frog fapping on a dog's head:


Comic gold.


Hi, Doc! :D



:rofldata:

You son'bitch. :mad:



well played. :laugh:

You have no one to blame but yourself. :laugh:

I was just sharing the pleasure with the kids.

I was going to have a snack. Spaghetti is off the menu.

I was going to have a snack. Spaghetti is off the menu.

:rofldata:

I find my appetite is only put off for a minute maybe two, when I shoot the shit.

I was going to make spaghetti and I still am :p

Know Your Thread
"Always brace for spoilers in STS."

Would You Like To Know More?

The Pervert is strong in this one.

Ouch :laugh:

They are going to get a car and attach his ankles to a chord and pull if they dont let go.

Frank Turner/Andrew Jackson Jihad tonight. :D

I am the excites.

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You lucky son of a bitch.

It's sold out here and New York.

I think one other place in North America.

What's wrong with the North AMericas?

Frank Turner/Andrew Jackson Jihad tonight. :D


You lucky son of a bitch.

I couldn't convince anyone else to go here. :mad: The cost to get there and back alone would be more than twice the ticket cost. :sad:+

I just did what Doc did last week.

:(

Everything is in the middle of the room.

I feel like I have hairballs.

I've got my displays down.....but now I have nowhere for my gaming rig........

Could bring in that cart, but I'd need an extension cord.

Could set it up next door.

Neither is ideal.

I just did what Doc did last week.

:(

Everything is in the middle of the room.

:rofldata: Bad move. Took me 2 days to get mine sorted out.

I think it's going to take me two days.

Sadly my bed is in pieces....so I'll have to do something about that before I leave tonight or I'll be sleeping on the floor. :p

Sadly my bed is in pieces...

Must have been a helluva fap session.

Sparky will be pleased.

I swear to dog, I've gotten about 7 or 8 Daywalt Horror video updates today.

That's a lot of new vids to pee my pants with.

Naughty Dog, developers of the Uncharted series, says that without the money from Sony's PSN Pass it wouldn't be able to afford to include as much online content as it has with Uncharted 3, and would possibly have to separate the online and offline content into separate products.

If only. I've been wanting this to happen for years. I don't give a toss about online. Make my one-player less expensive!

Must have been a helluva fap session.

Yes. I combined yours and budarc's avatars into one nice wall size poster.

It was intense.

What IS Doc's av, anyway?

Yes. I combined yours and budarc's avatars into one nice wall size poster.

It was intense.

Wood splintering.


What IS Doc's av, anyway?

Aleph at Hallucinatory Mountain - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleph_at_Hallucinatory_Mountain)

Sometimes I stick my penis in the hole and pretend Doc is crying.

Sometimes I stick my penis in the hole and pretend Doc is crying.

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:





The hole is kinda small. :smrt:

I see.

Dammit, why won't these people bite :mad: Morons just keep talking to me as if I'm not being a cunt.

I see.

Dammit, why won't these people bite :mad: Morons just keep talking to me as if I'm not being a cunt.

Some days I like to be a cunt when I go out. About once a month. It's like a little holiday from myself. Good times.

The diabeetus?

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9585270-original.html)that cat looks genuinely freaked-the-fuck-out

I want to say that's one of the pre-zyu senshi.

Fuck if I can tell those apart. I know all the names but I can't match suits to those names.

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It's Denjiman.

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What a guy. A role model for us all. Shoot from the hip and from the wrist.

http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j432/neo_morpheus/06.gifwhy oh why craig chosen over clive owen i will never understand

I wanted Hugh Jackman to be Bond.

Then i would have actually watched one. Or however many he ended up being in.

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I want to bone Monica Belushi too! I'd do it all nice and sweet and respectful seeing as how she's the classy kind of sexy. Also her brother was in one of the greatest guy musicals of all time, The Blues Brothers.i'd just ass rape her in a tunnel in paris

why oh why craig chosen over clive owen i will never understand

That would have been better casting.

I would still have turned the film off but at least I wouldn't have had to look at that other prick for 20 minutes before doing so.

You seen Children of Men? It's a good Owen film.

I wanted Hugh Jackman to be Bond.

Then i would have actually watched one. Or however many he ended up being in.meh. woulda beat craig i suppose. i think sean bean woulda been a great bond. little too old now but woulda been better than brosnan

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That would have been better casting.

I would still have turned the film off but at least I wouldn't have had to look at that other prick for 20 minutes before doing so.

You seen Children of Men? It's a good Owen film.you kidding? it's one of my favorite movies of all time.

Does anyone else have problems with the upload/seeding end of torrents?
I done gone finished the Street Fighter ya'all forwarded to me and so far it's a 0% uploaded and fluxing between 1 month and infinity time to finish.
I narry have a problem with this safe for the fact that some torrent sites requare you to upload approx. the same amount you downloads.

the only site i have problems seeding with is a Russian torrent site.
i don't know if it's cus my settings need to be precise or they don't have theirs setup.
or... what?
my ratio is really bad there.
they don't ban you. they just really limit your downloads per day.
and it's the only place I can count on where no other can suffice.

i'm ignoring my son. gtg

What a guy. A role model for us all. Shoot from the hip and from the wrist.

http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j432/neo_morpheus/06.gif

Better than that new Bond asshole.

I think he would've done a very sexy Bond.
He always plays those charismatic fellers that gets shit done.

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so you can gather family members around poke ya shit with a stick before flushing & discuss/debate your diet's fibre content.

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

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Fap hand friction burns.

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40th Ann'y movie is up on O-T, Doc.

I ain't touching it.

O_O WANT!!!

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I have little penis shaped ones. :)

They came with the apartment.

I use them for when I am entertaining mother and father.

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

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Monica Belushi

you mean Monica Bellucci? :eye:
She's an only child.
so do her rough like she likes it.

Tom was trying to be funny.

Tom's job is to look pretty and at any giving time, pleasure any shit-shooter who fancies him.

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He's looking awfully yummy in that little brown number he's wearing today. :naughty:

I may indulge.

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:rolleyes:

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I may need to reduce the size of that pic :erm:




Awesome!!

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:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

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Sparky will be pleased.

I swear to dog, I've gotten about 7 or 8 Daywalt Horror video updates today.

That's a lot of new vids to pee my pants with.

:D I saw Obscura Part 1 up!
haven't watched, waiting to see if they pump out more.

...so I can pump more http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

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Im all caught up!!!

...and killed STS :sad:

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Half done the big clean up.

Feel like I snorted the coke from Horrible Bosses. :p

i didn't watch that movie.
is good?

In a Nutshell: Horrible Bosses (2011) (http://deadercuckoo2.blogspot.com/2011/08/horrible-bosses-2011.html)

Shameless butt plug.

"Jennifer Aniston slutty dentist role"

ima get this now.
or tomorrow.
soon.jpg

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oh screw you updates!
:mad: I already updated you several times.
i hate .net framework updates.
i think it keeps doing it cus i have externals plugged in its being a silly twat.

Unspoilering.


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Now.

Slutty Jennifer Aniston needs a good fap.

Bud bought a big screen just to have it on loop 24/7 in his front room.

Jennifer Aniston is another one of those many women in hollywood I do not find attractive.

I was waiting for that. :laugh:

Let's see.

Rachael, Rachel, Alison Lohman, Ellen Page, girl from Scott Pilgrim I guess, but that's more about colored hair than her herself.......it's a short list.

All the cute girls are in porn (and toku).

There's Leigh Cook.......:confused:...brain is elsewhere.....who's the other?

Weisz.

Wiesz.

I don't like i and e. They're the cunts of the alphabet when they're together.

They're the cunts of the alphabet when they're together.

:rofldata:

They are.

Rosario.

Josie and Clerks II. Golden resume.

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We're coming up on a million views.

If we were on youtube we'd be making so much fucking money ;;

and we'd have nicer undies.

I don't know whether or not to invest in more expensive undies or keep on going with Costco undies.

Costco undies don't last as long but they are cheaper and come in bulk.

More expensive undies will probably last longer but I will have fewer.

...and why does all my aimless babble end up with me talking about my undies?

If I got a lot youtube money I would hire someone to build me a fully functional morita rifle and Trooper armor.

I'll take a 1:1 scale King Rouzer.

I would buy a whole city, shut it down and turn it into a human hunting ground.

...I would probably die in the process but it'd be fun while it lasted. :)

There's only like 3 people or sth living in Centralia.

Let's set up shop there.

I would try to recreate the Federation of Starship Troopers as well in a city.

Sure as hell would not live there, it would would be for the lulz. Be crazy if it somehow worked.

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There's only like 3 people or sth living in Centralia.

Let's set up shop there.

As long as the place doesnt kill us first :p

There's only like 3 people or sth living in Centralia.

Let's set up shop there.

I like the cut of your jib.

Happy Hunting.

Bud bought a big screen just to have it on loop 24/7 in his front room.

This movie makes sperm come out of my pee-pee.

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As long as the place doesnt kill us first :p

That's part of the thrill of the hunt.

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With built-in Neg reply:

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This movie makes sperm come out of my pee-pee.






I see.

You've got my part down. I'll take my leave.

Dammit, am I going to have to interrupt my current marathon with a Jennifer Aniston-Colin Farrell-Kevin Spacey tri-fap?

Don't come looking for me, like Agent. You won't like what you'll find.

But....we've all ready composed the letter to send to your family. :sad:

There was a debate on natural rights on Facepunch.

Imagine the shitstorm that would have happened if I said something like this:

Ah yes, [life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness]... Life? What 'right' to life has a man who is drowning in the Pacific? The ocean will not hearken to his cries. What 'right' to life has a man who must die to save his children? If he chooses to save his own life, does he do so as a matter of 'right'? If two men are starving and cannibalism is the only alternative to death, which man's right is 'unalienable'? And is it 'right'? As to liberty, the heroes who signed the great document pledged themselves to buy liberty with their lives. Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes. Of all the so-called natural human rights that have ever been invented, liberty is least likely to be cheap and is never free of cost. The third 'right'?—the 'pursuit of happiness'? It is indeed unalienable but it is not a right; it is simply a universal condition which tyrants cannot take away nor patriots restore. Cast me into a dungeon, burn me at the stake, crown me king of kings, I can 'pursue happiness' as long as my brain lives—but neither gods nor saints, wise men nor subtle drugs, can ensure that I will catch it."

Source: Lt. Col. Jean V. Dubois (Ret.), Page 119, Starship Troopers

Expanding on his statement that "a human being has no natural rights of any nature."

my current marathon


I'm hoping to get one in tonight before I go out.

Got maybe 3 hours to go.

I can fit it in.

First of my mystery oldies. :D

:laugh: I'd love to see it.

Seriously, that shit is fucking creepy.

I'm hoping to get one in tonight before I go out.

Got maybe 3 hours to go.

I can fit it in.

First of my mystery oldies. :D

I can only guess.

I've been going back and forth between two series's('s's?), so by the time I'm done I'll have a shitload to post. So far I've got 6 movies I have queued to nut. And 13 more multi-movie marathons to go. :erm:

:laugh: I'd love to see it.

Seriously, that shit is fucking creepy.

:laugh:

We will not let you disappear. Even if you want to.

Screw your dog-given rights. You belong to Shrine now. :p

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I've been going back and forth between two series's('s's?), so by the time I'm done I'll have a shitload to post. So far I've got 6 movies I have queued to nut. And 13 more multi-movie marathons to go. :erm:

I have no idea what you've got up your sleeve.

I've got old timey creepy shit this week.

...and next week, is me racing to get everything that didn't fit anywhere else and any of my top 10 favorites that I haven't all ready done or you guys will do before I get there.

I all ready knocked off

Scream, Night Of The Living Dead, The Collector and Psycho.

6 more on that list.

Sadly, I'm not even going to get to any of the classics this month...Psycho, Night of the Living Dead, The Exorcist, The Shining, Poltergeist, et al...although I'll probably watch Texas Chain Saw Massacre ('74) just so I could do part 2. That movie was hilarious.

I was trying to re-do my top 10 the other day. Realized I now have 2 empty slots. Couldn't think of what I wanted to put in.

I was trying to re-do my top 10 the other day. Realized I now have 2 empty slots. Couldn't think of what I wanted to put in.

I want to hear this. What are your current top 8?

Now I really want to see this movie.


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Is someone going to do the Exorcist prequels?
There was the Harlin one that bombed.
Then a direct-to-video that was the original idea they wanted to do but that also did badly too.

Imo, the direct-to-video "Dominion: An Exorcist Prequel" is better for story.

I watched one set in Africa with Skarsgard as Father Marin earlier this month. Did not finish it, waste of 30 minutes.

Oh! Jeez. I'm a dumbfuck. I forgot to put the two in I wanted to make room for in the first place. Christ on a stick. Goddammit Neg. Thanks for booting my ass, Bud.

Revolutions
Josie and the Pussycats
High Fidelity
Chasing Amy
Constantine
SLC Punk
Watchmen
Session 9
Jacob's Ladder
Shinkenger vs. Go-Onger

Is someone going to do the Exorcist prequels?
There was the Harlin one that bombed.
Then a direct-to-video that was the original idea they wanted to do but that also did badly too.

Imo, the direct-to-video "Dominion: An Exorcist Prequel" is better for story.

I put down Exorcist 1-3 on my list, but in my opinion, the prequels aren't worth revisiting.

I wasn't planning on any Exorcist visits.

Oh! Jeez. I'm a dumbfuck. I forgot to put the two in I wanted to make room for in the first place. Christ on a stick. Goddammit Neg. Thanks for booting my ass, Bud.

Revolutions
Josie and the Pussycats
High Fidelity
Chasing Amy
Constantine
SLC Punk
Watchmen
Session 9
Jacob's Ladder
Shinkenger vs. Go-Onger

Hmm. I've seen them all except for SLC Punk and the last one. Is that ranked from #1 to 10 or is it random?

I think I've only actually seen half of Fight Club :erm:

Yeah, Revolutions is the top, as strange as the world may consider that. Watchmen was at 10. Maybe it should be at 9. Wanted SvG to be 10, since it's kinda cheating, but I want it there. At least it's a crossover and not one of the 30 minute dedicated sentai movies.

It rocks, shuddup :p

I think I've only actually seen half of Fight Club :erm:

:shockpeniscatface:

:shockpeniscatface:

:rofldata:

ShockPenisCatFace is a rarity indeed.

I remember Meat Loaf's tits and making them stand outside. Blowing the side of his face off.

I didn't drink back then. Must have been sleepy.

I've probably posted my list elsewhere a dozen other times, but here goes:

Edward Scissorhands
Adaptation
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
The Truman Show
Cast Away
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Star Wars
Fight Club
And then I always leave the last space open for revolving other movies :smrt:

My revised top ten and additional 10 worst.

1. Total Recall
2. The Dark Knight
3. Batman Returns
4. Watchmen (Directors Cut)
5. Blade Runner (Final Cut)
6. Gladiator
7. The Empire Strikes Back
8. Robocop
9. Batman: Mask of The Phantasm
10. Halloween (Carpenter's)


Worst
1. Robocop 3
2. Resident Evil Extinction
3. The Spirit
4. Halloween: H20
5. Wrong Turn 2
6. The Hills Have Eyes 2
7. One Missed Call
8. The Grudge 3
9. The Ring 2
10. Starship Troopers 2

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CirtuitCity game show thing is doing reviews today of the Star Wars movies on bluray


:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata:

Scott really hates the prequel trilogies :laugh:
and he gives 7 for the original trilogies cus they're tainted with the special edition crap :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata:v

My revised top ten and additional 10 worst.

Worst? :shock:

The parchment paper I would need for that...


CirtuitCity game show thing is doing reviews today of the Star Wars movies on bluray

I was thinking about nutting the Star Wars movies. You guys would hang me.

4
4.5
5
5
5
5

In that order.

I think my favorite are....(and I'm probably forgetting some):

No Particular Order:

1. Psycho
2. Night Of The Living Dead
3. Mulholland Dr.
4. Good Fellas
5. Edward Scissorhands
6. The Fisher King
7. Hellboy
8. The Shining
9. Pan's Labyrinth
10. The Ring

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I was thinking about nutting the Star Wars movies. You guys would hang me.

4
4.5
5
5
5
5

In that order.

:p

1 = 1
2 = 2
3 = 3
4 = 4
5= 4.5
6= 3.5

I guess I should note that I mean the Ultimate cut of Watchmen.

Black Freighter, represent.

You can really tell a lot about a person by their top 10 lists.

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:p

1 = 1
2 = 2
3 = 3
4 = 4
5= 4.5
6= 3.5

Harsh, cuckoo. Harsh.

I watched one set in Africa with Skarsgard as Father Marin earlier this month. Did not finish it, waste of 30 minutes.

Quite. The only neat stuff is like the evil satanic stuff.
The opening scene was really awesome in theaters...theatres? Theaters.
Everyone crucified upside down.
Although that did happen back then, getting crucified upside down.
Wasn't one of the popes crucified upside down?




:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata:vv


I put down Exorcist 1-3 on my list, but in my opinion, the prequels aren't worth revisiting.

This. 2 is kind of fun, imo. 3 is okay.
nowhere near as creepy as fuck as the first one, imho.


:shockpeniscatface:

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:


I've probably posted my list elsewhere a dozen other times, but here goes:

Edward Scissorhands
Adaptation
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
The Truman Show
Cast Away
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Star Wars
Fight Club
And then I always leave the last space open for revolving other movies :smrt:


My revised top ten and additional 10 worst.

1. Total Recall
2. The Dark Knight
3. Batman Returns
4. Watchmen (Directors Cut)
5. Blade Runner (Final Cut)
6. Gladiator
7. The Empire Strikes Back
8. Robocop
9. Batman: Mask of The Phantasm
10. Halloween (Carpenter's)


Worst
1. Robocop 3
2. Resident Evil Extinction
3. The Spirit
4. Halloween: H20
5. Wrong Turn 2
6. The Hills Have Eyes 2
7. One Missed Call
8. The Grudge 3
9. The Ring 2
10. Starship Troopers 2

Oh, we're doing Top 10??
okay umm. wow. was not prepared for this...

In no discernible order.

Empire Strikes Back
Godfather
Silent Hill
Dark Knight
Heat
Inception
Blade Runner (Final Cut)
The Shining
The Matrix
Big Trouble In Little China

I can't even begin to score SW.

I'd probably hate the shit out of the prequels now, and I've only seen the originals about 3 times each. (Video, re-release in theatres, dvd). I'm just not very attached to Star Wars.

Its funny how many bad horror movies are in my worst ten yet I only have 1 good one in my top 10 :laugh:

You can really tell a lot about a person by their 10 top lists.

Bud's a sweetheart under that harsh exterior.

Neg's scattered all over the place.

Aden loves him some imagination.

Cuckoo doesn't like laughing.


Harsh, cuckoo. Harsh.

....and yet I watch them all at least once a year.

I'd only watch the 3,4,5......but y'now.....it'd just seem wrong.

This. 2 is kind of fun, imo. 3 is okay.
nowhere near as creepy as fuck as the first one, imho.

3 was pretty good as a standalone. Linda Blair was in 2, though. I remember being disappointed.

Oh! I also want to do Repossessed. :laugh:

Neg's scattered all over the place.

Story of my """""""""""adult"""""""""""" life.

Oh! I also want to do Repossessed. :laugh:

:rofldata:

Do it!

I've never seen it. That one just kept slipping by.

I think my favorite are....(and I'm probably forgetting some):

No Particular Order:

1. Psycho
2. Night Of The Living Dead
3. Mulholland Dr.
4. Goodfellas :smrt: one word :)
5. Edward Scissorhands
6. The Fisher King
7. Hellboy
8. The Shining
9. Pan's Labyrinth
10. The Ring

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:p

1 = 1
2 = 2
3 = 3
4 = 4
5= 4.5
6= 3.5

I so wanted to put a Scorsese on my list. couldn't decide between Goodfellas, Casino, Kundun, Gangs of New York, The Aviator, The Departed or Shutter Island :sad:
If it were up to me, it'd most likely be all the Leo ones :p
:doc: you dick :p


I guess I should note that I mean the Ultimate cut of Watchmen.

Black Freighter, represent.

:rofldata:

Do it!

I've never seen it. That one just kept slipping by.

Once I start getting in parody territory, I just know I'm going to start doing the Scary Movies...and then I'm all fucked from there. (I'll try to limit myself to the good ones...1 and 2.)

I remember Repossessed being pretty mediocre, but it was released during the period when Leslie Nielsen was still funny, so...maybe. Just maybe.

Bud's a sweetheart under that harsh exterior.

Neg's scattered all over the place.

Aden loves him some imagination.

Cuckoo doesn't like laughing.

And Sparky's....


But you can tell he was a happy chap in his early years...

Sparky keeps correcting me. :mad:

I swear to dog if he lived next door, it'd come flying off the hinges and he'd end up hanging out his window by the elastic of his skivvies.

I suppose it's payment for all those times I would catch all of Doc's typos.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I'm not even sure if Silent Hill is an honorable mention. It's great, and I really like it, but I don't think I'm willing to put it at #11.

There's more Kevin Smith trying to cram itself there.

I am utterly fascinated by movies like SH. The altered scenery and monsters and what have you.
The camera angles were fun.
The music was ecstatic...even if they didn't release an official soundtrack with the stuff that Jeff Danna remixed for the film :mad:

Composing a top 10 horror movie list would be a feat. I don't know if I could do that at the moment.

That's what the games are for. 2 of them are in my top 5 http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

top 10 horror movie

Scream
Martyrs
Rogue (Sam Worthington)
Silent Hill
The Exorcist
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)(:rolleyes:)
Final Destination 2
House of 1000 Corpses
Trick 'R Treat
The Omen (1976)

Composing a top 10 horror movie list would be a feat. I don't know if I could do that at the moment.

I could do it easily, considering most of the horror movies I watch are shit spewingly bad :laugh:

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)(:rolleyes:)

http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/michael-scott-no.gif

http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/michael-scott-no.gif

I'm alone on this one, aren't I? :erm:

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)(:rolleyes:)


You just lost the internets.

But....Rorschach http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/michael-scott-no.gif

:rofldata:

Oh well....at least it wasn't the the F13 remake.

I'm alone on this one, aren't I? :erm:


You just lost the internets.

:laugh: yep. that confirms it.

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But....Rorschach http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

:love:

I can't remember which versions I've seen.
I'll have to look up the different ones.
I know the boxset of the movies on bluray is over 100$.
and its fricken huge!
like 5 discs or something :confused:

Jackie Earle Haley.

I know his name :mad:

:rofldata:

Oh well....at least it wasn't the the F13 remake.

I aint watching that shit again no matter what. That should have really been in my 10 worst over SST2 because I would watch it a thousand times over that bullshit that is not a F13 movie. Hell even Jason goes to New York was better.

I love his voice work.
And Rorschach was such an awesome character, followed by The Comedian.
They were the only 2 who knew their shit.

My worst movie list would probably be composed of shitty remakes of classic horror:

The Amityville Horror
The Fog
Prom Night
Friday the 13th
Nightmare on Elm Street
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Hills Have Eyes

And too many others to name.

And sadly, I've seen every one of them. :sad:

Comedian is epic beyond words.

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My worst movie list would probably be composed of shitty remakes of classic horror:

The Amityville Horror
The Fog
Prom Night
Friday the 13th
Nightmare on Elm Street
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Hills Have Eyes

And too many others to name.

And sadly, I've seen every one of them. :sad:

I didn't mind the remake to Amityville. could've used WAY MORE nekked hot stuffs though. Ryan.... i know it, just hang on.... Ryan Pecs. Ryan Bulge. Ryan Reynolds!

Texas Chainsaw: The Beginning was the better of the those crap remakes, imo.
Certainly outdid the Mathew McCocky version :laugh:

Ryan Reynolds is in the same league as Hugh.

list for known music in the Silent Hill movie....
Silent Hill Movie Complete Soundtracks (CST) - Silent Hill: Lost Memories (http://www.silenthillmemories.net/music/shm_csts_en.htm)

Lost, Shattered, Book of

I didn't mind the remake to Amityville. could've used WAY MORE nekked hot stuffs though. Ryan.... i know it, just hang on.... Ryan Pecs. Ryan Bulge. Ryan Reynolds!

Texas Chainsaw: The Beginning was the better of the those crap remakes, imo.
Certainly outdid the Mathew McCocky version :laugh:

I guess the problem is most of those movies were shit to begin with. :p

I started coming up a worst list but they all ended up being remakes and sequels........and Michael Bay's name was attached to nearly all of them as a director or a producer....with the exception of The Ring 2, nearly all of Milla Jovovich's filmography and the Rob Zombie Halloween remakes.

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I guess the problem is most of those movies were shit to begin with. :p

:rofldata:

I like the cut of your penis.

I have a hard time pulling bad movies directly from my mind.

Besides the obvious ones I've murdered to hell and back in the years you have known me.

If I saw a list I could pick stuff out easily.

I started coming up a worst list but they all ended up being remakes and sequels........and Michael Bay's name was attached to nearly all of them as a director or a producer....with the exception of The Ring 2, nearly all of Milla Jovovich's filmography and the Rob Zombie Halloween remakes.

Ready to add another to Jovovitch list?

Because that 3 Musketeers Movie is going to suck epic titan dick.

I like the cut of your penis.

But I'm uncut. :erm:

Rob Zombie Halloween remakes.

aw shit. >.>
I knew I was forgetting one of them....
have yet to watch the second one.

there was something really fishy with the soundtrack to the second one....

Downloaded it when it came out. Weird shit in it. Not at all like the first one.
More like Indie label doing progressive-alternative-noise.

It wasn't until a year later that I saw the score for the movie put up.
Downloaded that and it sounded much more like it should.

still haven't looked into what the hell that other soundtrack was all about.
pure shit. shit.

Ready to add another to Jovovitch list?

Because that 3 Musketeers Movie is going to suck epic titan dick.

Ahh yes....that reminds me.

Those dumbass werewolf Vs. vampire movies in matrixy clothes.

A friend of mine thought he was uncircumcised. Went on this whole tirade about it being inhuman to circumcise.

Then he saw uncut dudes doing jumping jacks on Shock Video

That shit's fucking nasty! I'm glad I'm actually circumcised, now ;;

Oh teh lols.

But I'm uncut. :erm:

Ahh yes....that reminds me.

Those dumbass werewolf Vs. vampire movies in matrixy clothes.

Underworld.

I hate those too.

Ahh yes....that reminds me.

Those dumbass werewolf Vs. vampire movies in matrixy clothes.

Underworld?

Hated it.

Too lazy to get a cap of Shake dressed as whatsherface in Underworld.

Underworld?

could not get into too much.
Red Tape is overused, imo.

This guy.
Len Wiseman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Len_Wiseman)

Total Recall goes from Veerhoven and Arnie to Wiseman and Colin Farrel..............................Seriously?

I remember the first one had a good score.

That was it.

Listening to Gackt.

Where's CM to appreciate it.

This guy.
Len Wiseman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Len_Wiseman)

Total Recall goes from Veerhoven and Arnie to Wiseman and Colin Farrel..............................Seriously?

...Underworld....married....to.....kate..... :eye: that slut! no wonder she's making it a franchise!!
she practically married the fucking movie! http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/eyebrow.gif


I remember the first one had a good score.

That was it.

It was. really enjoyed that one.
tried to listen to 2 but couldn't play it enough to care too much about it.

Reminds me of how Jovovitch fucks with Anderson.

A guaranteed spot in every movie :smrt:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I don't even...

Reminds me of how Jovovitch fucks with Anderson.

A guaranteed spot in every movie :smrt:

:doc: she's not afraid to give us a crotch shot though, so she's forgiven http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/thumbs.gif

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:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

k

Hey Sparky, thanks for the first piece of rep I've gotten since 9/30.

Fucking stingy assholes. :-P

Hey Sparky, thanks for the first piece of rep I've gotten since 9/30.

Fucking stingy assholes. :-P

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/thumbs.gif

Well that's a damn sure way to get more.

Well that's a damn sure way to get more.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/thumbs.gif

You got a rage gif for free.

Awesome possum. :laugh:

Hey Sparky, thanks for the first piece of rep I've gotten since 9/30.

Fucking stingy assholes. :-P

You ain't getting anything from me, you dirty pervert.

I've already got a huge bloody semen soaked stain on my pillow from you, thank you very much.

Big Papa said no.

I've already got a huge bloody semen soaked stain on my pillow from you, thank you very much.

If you hold it up to the mirror it spells "trblrp". :)

All right, going to try to reclaim as much of the night as possible and devote it to shitty movies. :-P

I'm out like the gout.

Laters Bud.


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Have to spread rep :(

if i hadn't already fapped early this morning, i would log off now to off my log...

All right, going to try to reclaim as much of the night as possible and devote it to shitty movies. :-P

I'm out like the gout.

Laters. :D

Bring me the head of fap.

:eye:

someone's playing tricksies on me...


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:sad: so i have no idea what it's supposed to look like....

You're a young dude. Should have a much much much smaller refractory period than that http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/hgmf2.gif

What time is it there, anyway?

like close to 8pm.

my sleep schedule has been really fucked.
some nights up all night. some nights not.
so me willy is confused.
i open the trousers and it's still got it's sleeping hat on still.
drooling on its pillow, rubbing its eyes out then telling me to "close the fucking trousers, it's cold out there"

These 17th century dudes were kinda fucked up.


The Vision of St Bernard by Alonso Cano (1650)


La Mujer Barbuda by Jusepe de Ribera (1631)

Early version of Old-Young Porn??


Lorenzo Pasinelli (1670)

Could have probably gotten 3 in by now if the first was early this morning.

These 17th century dudes were kinda fucked up.


The Vision of St Bernard by Alonso Cano (1650)


La Mujer Barbuda by Jusepe de Ribera (1631)

Early version of Old-Young Porn??


Lorenzo Pasinelli (1670)

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

Jennifer Aniston is another one of those many women in hollywood I do not find attractive.something....about her face......is off. to me. but i'd fuck lisa kudrow

Could have probably gotten 3 in by now if the first was early this morning.

I'd shut the door and have it but.
But then everyone would know what I'm up to :ashine:

Why does it matter if they know?

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Just a week or two ago I said "I'm gonna fap and get to bed. Work in the morning," to my mom and aunt.

I think I've only actually seen half of Fight Club :erm:

Yeah, Revolutions is the top, as strange as the world may consider that. Watchmen was at 10. Maybe it should be at 9. Wanted SvG to be 10, since it's kinda cheating, but I want it there. At least it's a crossover and not one of the 30 minute dedicated sentai movies.

It rocks, shuddup :pi considered revolutions for my post upcoming about sequels that surpass the originals

i considered revolutions for my post upcoming about sequels that surpass the originals

I wish I had a I love you gif :ashine:

I wish I had a I love you gif :ashine:

That's what Mittens is for.



:rofldata:

big trouble in little china
ghostbusters
amelie
district 9
alien
blade runner
on her majesty's secret service
temple of doom
jaws
road warrior

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Worst? :shock:

The parchment paper I would need for that...



I was thinking about nutting the Star Wars movies. You guys would hang me.

4
4.5
5
5
5
5

In that order.

2.5
3
4
4.5
5
4.5

amelie


:)

I considered this or Delicatessen for my Jean Pierre Jeunet choices.

Neither made it. :(

top 20 though.

:mad: what the shit???
Jurassic Park is up. But only in 720p :mad: :notgood:

usually 1080 is up like 4 hours later.
but this... this is ridiculous!

I wish I had a I love you gif :ashine:was epic. everything was building up to it.

reloaded was meh except for the freeway fight. i want to be morpheus when i grow up

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:)

I considered this or Delicatessen for my Jean Pierre Jeunet choices.

Neither made it. :(

top 20 though.actually maybe city of lost children i like slight;y more....it's hard to say. depends on mood.

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fuck, now i hate my list

I think people wanted Neo to just beat the shit out of Smith, which is a boring as shit way to go (not that the ending for Path of Neo wasn't fun in a butt-stupid kind of way). Not symbolic at all in that context.

actually maybe city of lost children i like slight;y more....it's hard to say. depends on mood.

I like City too. :(

It's like Rapture......with Ron Perlman. How could you go wrong?

I'd say I should check that out, but I still haven't even touched Saw.

niters

I think people wanted Neo to just beat the shit out of Smith, which is a boring as shit way to go (not that the ending for Path of Neo wasn't fun in a butt-stupid kind of way). Not symbolic at all in that context.

The ending was nice. It all made sense. It was the only way to end it.

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Niters Lye.

Ron Perlman<3333333333333

later fuckos

Niters, Lye.

Path of Neo's ending was just plain weird.

As much As I hate on Revolutions's first half, the final battle was great.

Niters, Lye. :)

It was a reference to something and I'm drawing a blank on what.

Pretty sure it's been done in Toku, too.

I've tried to play it again, a few times, and it's.......not good :erm: Better than Enter the Matrix, I guess, but what isn't.

Enter The Matrix

Me and my little brother were talking about how at the airport level if you looked out the windows at ceartin places the game would crash on diffrent copies of the game :laugh:

XD

The bombs you needed to get through there glitched on me a few times, I swear. They'd be there, but I couldn't pick them up.

More glitches than the fucking BF3 Beta, I swear.

Both of the Matrix games are pretty lacking and hackneyed and stiff and clumsy.

I can't even begin to explain what makes Constantine different. It just is.

Path of Neo had better melee but Enter the Matrix had better shooting (Im looking mainly at the lack of reloading in Path of Neo)

So many Keanu games~

They should make a Gift game.

The object of the game is to beat up Hilary Swank and Katie Holmes. :laugh: :laugh:

I hated how they said you can affect what happens (they named it Path of Neo for chrissakes), but you could only change the escape from Metacortex. Which changed NOTHING, anyway.

I have this:



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They should make a Gift game.

The object of the game is to beat up Hilary Swank and Katie Holmes. :laugh: :laugh:

I saw that. I don't remember that XD

Thought about getting Matix Online but I have an aversion to most MMOs (well ones with additional fees after purchase).

It's PC only.

I bought it last year at a flea market just to have it :laugh:

Only thing I remember about it is that you joined sides and one of them was working for Merv (I would have chosen this faction) and that one guy spent all his time raiding people's closets for clothing.

I laughed at him, but then I was an auction house whore in XI, trying to get my armor to match :sad:

They should make a Gift game.

The object of the game is to beat up Hilary Swank and Katie Holmes. :laugh: :laugh:

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

Niters

Niters, Aden.

Think I'm out too.

Go get all naked............and maybe shower.

Mostly just naked.

Roll around in the dust bunnies and giggle and cry.

Aliens: Colonial Marines - Action Trailer (PC, PS3, Xbox 360) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjY7yFMEk-c&hd=1)

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I'm wet.

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Niters all.
I'm going back to audio editing and most likely masturbate until i sweat off 10lbs.

Laters/Niters.

Child-Friendly Goatse:


Korean anti-Goatse sign:


Unintentional video game Goatse:


Spock, a reaction:


Death Star Goatse:
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Goatse and scrotum stabbing:


Squid Goatse:


Child-Friendly Goatse #2:


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That was like the worst moment in ROTF.

Don't give me this shit about TRINITY DID IT IN THE MATRIX HURR HURR HURR.

Shut up. It's different. Neo surviving was part of the grand scheme. That.........BEEF in robot heaven........brought back by kiss in the real world.....

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I liked it better the first time when Mew & Mewtwo turned Ash into stone and Pikachu cried him back to life and everyone learned a valuable lesson about how fighting is bad but Mewtwo felt that this was best left forgotten and everything went back to normal.

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I would buy a whole city, shut it down and turn it into a human hunting ground.

...I would probably die in the process but it'd be fun while it lasted. :)

I'd De-velop an urban area. Buy all the houses form under upper middle class people, kick 'em out on the street, bulldoze the house down then plant trees and release bears where the house originally was.

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There was a debate on natural rights on Facepunch.

Imagine the shitstorm that would have happened if I said something like this:

Ah yes, [life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness]... Life? What 'right' to life has a man who is drowning in the Pacific? The ocean will not hearken to his cries. What 'right' to life has a man who must die to save his children? If he chooses to save his own life, does he do so as a matter of 'right'? If two men are starving and cannibalism is the only alternative to death, which man's right is 'unalienable'? And is it 'right'? As to liberty, the heroes who signed the great document pledged themselves to buy liberty with their lives. Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes. Of all the so-called natural human rights that have ever been invented, liberty is least likely to be cheap and is never free of cost. The third 'right'?�the 'pursuit of happiness'? It is indeed unalienable but it is not a right; it is simply a universal condition which tyrants cannot take away nor patriots restore. Cast me into a dungeon, burn me at the stake, crown me king of kings, I can 'pursue happiness' as long as my brain lives�but neither gods nor saints, wise men nor subtle drugs, can ensure that I will catch it."

Source: Lt. Col. Jean V. Dubois (Ret.), Page 119, Starship Troopers

Expanding on his statement that "a human being has no natural rights of any nature."


Is it true that the Starship Troopers novel is the origin of the modern archetype space marine because the Warhammer 40,000 guys based there shit off it at the same time that the guys writting Aliens also were inspired by it for their space marines and just like how blizzard used Warhammer for Warcraft they used 40,000 for Starcraft and then Doom was kinda spawned form Aliens and other stuff and now we got Clones and Master Chief?

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Worst? :shock:

The parchment paper I would need for that...



I was thinking about nutting the Star Wars movies. You guys would hang me.

4
4.5
5
5
5
5

In that order.

I guess that's in story order yes?

I actually like Phantom Menace more than Clones simply since most of Clones is a waste of time on stuff that never gets resolved or explored.

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I can't even begin to score SW.

I'd probably hate the shit out of the prequels now, and I've only seen the originals about 3 times each. (Video, re-release in theatres, dvd). I'm just not very attached to Star Wars.

that's alright.
Some things are just once or twice things for people.

I hate you.

thats ok. i forgive you.

*arms open wide for another Christian Brotherly Hug* *head tilted*

God works in Mysterious Ways Neg.

Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/51648)

Its like he was listening !

mornin''s,.....catching up

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I've got my displays down.....but now I have nowhere for my gaming rig........

Could bring in that cart, but I'd need an extension cord.

Could set it up next door.

Neither is ideal.

i'm sure you'll sort something out...!

Christian side-hug.

My Grandfather&#39;s Video Will - YouTube (http://youtu.be/KmLgONR8k9o)

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LOL,...nope ! thats just his face....looks weird everywhere,...especially near Megan Fox.[Thought Neg woulda liked the Gif set up with shia-death-scene/Ford-not-givin-a-shit...! oh well ! gave me the giggles].

shia reminds me of,.....wait for it,.....david schwimmer....they BOTH got this thing going on where they think EVERYONE likes them,...like AUTOMATICALLY,....when everyone i know can't stand either of those fuckerz !

:rofldata:

I like the cut of your penis.

wait ?

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wut ?? srly ! WUT ????

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But I'm uncut. :erm:

gals do like a turtle neck sweater ! rollin' rollin' rollin' *surprise* !!

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Underworld.

I hate those too.

went to see the 1st.....just for her "shiny botty" as she called it ! i blew a load,called it & went home.

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k, ....i gotta go fight the good fight....



laterz