i've been slowly but surely working on web cartoons with a buddy.......i write, draw, compose the music and do the voices......he helps with the comp animation...........they'll fit in here like a glove.

Nice. :) I thought you were only doing web comics.

Yeah, it's easier to bounce off someone when they're wild and wacky like Mew-Mew or Sexman. Otherwise we have to amuse ourselves with countless pictures and ridiculous YouTube videos. ;)

Occasionally we have some charming banter.

charming banter?

like "go fuck yourselves"?

you have a funny idea of "charming"
:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

"Occasionally we have some charming banter."
:loldata:
I can't muster any more charm today personally.

Yeah, today was kind of ruined by all the ruckus earlier. That's why I used animated gifs as a kind of surrogate personality. :p

Anything I've read? ;)
No it's a horrable convaluted manuscript.
And every time I go back to it, it just seems unworkable.
I had some good ideas and insights in I think though.

No it's a horrable convaluted manuscript.
And every time I go back to it, it just seems unworkable.
I had some good ideas and insights in I think though.

the best thing to do if you're constantly going back is to take out your favorite parts.........seriously.

I know, it sounds insane.....but I've found it works.

charming banter?

like "go fuck yourselves"?

you have a funny idea of "charming"
:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

No, like the witty back-and-forth dialogue involving human manure and kama sutra animal sex positions, harking back to the screwball comedies of the 1940s.

charming banter?

like "go fuck yourselves"?


:loldata:
That does comprise a great deal of the banter.

Nice. :) I thought you were only doing web comics.

they're cartoons based on the web comics......so eventually we'll have the sight up and running hopefully by the end of the summer

the best thing to do if you're constantly going back is to take out your favorite parts.........seriously.

I know, it sounds insane.....but I've found it works.
This is a good idea. If the muse returns I am going to have to try that.

:loldata:
That does comprise a great deal of the banter.

usually it's the banter directed at us by the straight-minded others.

they're cartoons based on the web comics......so eventually we'll have the sight up and running hopefully by the end of the summer

Sounds good. I look forward to that.

Sounds good. I look forward to that.

i do too.

with any luck I can start up a forum on that page and there'll be a whole slew of freaks like us from "STS", DeathCar and a few of the other message boards I frequent.

I've been concentrating my creativity in other areas myself. Music, art, animation, video.

http://birdcarvings.net/FLYING%20SQUIRREL%20CARVING,%20ENTIRE%202.JPG

it's so big.


"that's what she said"

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

with any luck I can start up a forum on that page and there'll be a whole slew of freaks like us from "STS", DeathCar and a few of the other message boards I frequent.

Oh man, you're gonna mix your "pools"?

It'll be like a horrible chemistry experiment gone wrong.

:loldata:

It seems like I'm always surrounded by creative people in art, music, literature, et al.

What the hell happened to me?

I've been concentrating my creativity in other areas myself. Music, art, animation, video.

I've been mostly drained of energy in the past month or so.......it's been a rough month, so I'm thinking the Flying Squirrel blarp is the most I've done in a little over a month, with the exception of a few stupid napkin doodles here and there.

i do too.

with any luck I can start up a forum on that page and there'll be a whole slew of freaks like us from "STS", DeathCar and a few of the other message boards I frequent.
I'll have to make sure and make many ID's on yours.

I've been mostly drained of energy in the past month or so.......it's been a rough month, so I'm thinking the Flying Squirrel blarp is the most I've done in a little over a month, with the exception of a few stupid napkin doodles here and there.
yeah and you made a few banners for this shit.

It seems like I'm always surrounded by creative people in art, music, literature, et al.

What the hell happened to me?

oh...you're one of those guys.

you like the disturbed, insane and quite frankly silly folk........who usually seem to suffer from sort of depression and/or substance abuse problems.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

I'll have to make sure and make many ID's on yours.
:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:


yeah and you made a few banners for this shit.

i forgot about that.....i guess that was "creativity"

:ohgod:
Poor budarc. Take up finger painting, or photography.

oh...you're one of those guys.

you like the disturbed, insane and quite frankly silly folk........who usually seem to suffer from sort of depression and/or substance abuse problems.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

My magnum opus was a screenplay I wrote while in college...yeah, you can figure out how that turned out.

:ohgod:
Poor budarc. Take up finger painting, or photography.

I think he'd be happy acting.....in the adult film business...........and if you do, hook a cuckoo up

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:



i forgot about that.....i guess that was "creativity"
yeah any time you use your skills it's something.
Like stretching the muscles.

My magna opus was a screenplay I wrote while in college...yeah, you can figure out how that turned out.

you wrote Big Momma's HOuse?

My magna opus was a screenplay I wrote while in college...yeah, you can figure out how that turned out.

What was it about?

a lull in the conversation....we must be masturbating to "Big Momma"

Maybe he's writing it again. really hard to 'splain.

c'mon it's budarc........he's masturbating to Big Momma......you know, budarc....he has problems telling the boys from the girls

:loldata:

...either that or maybe this time he died at his computer.

:loldata:
Ha
yeah maybe he just fell over in his chair.

maybe he's sleeping

maybe he's sleeping
yay dood he's not coming back

hmm...... maybe i should eat him then.

Maybe just an arm, the one he doesn't use

screw that.....we're gonna force him to learn how to jerk it with his feet.

He's gonna have to use yoga skills without both his arms. Poor armless budarc
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he'll be an internet sensation

where's your lizard eye avatar image from?

oh fuck

lol

where's your lizard eye avatar image from?
I made it. That's really my eye behind the greenness.

nice.

photoshop, yo. I love photoshop

spooky.

photoshop, yo. I love photoshop

ofcourse....you gotta love the photoshop

Yeah, lately getting into Sony Vegas video editing.

http://a0.vox.com/6a00d414215b4f685e00fa96a1fbf00002-500pi

Sorry about that, guys. My ex came home really stinking drunk and proceeded to rape me. Believe me, I can't make something like this up.

Anyway, I just snuck away in order to type this. So, this time I really mean "good night."

Good night! ;)

this is the only photoshop work i've really done........i'm not that great with the comps......but it is fun to toy with

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Sorry about that, guys. My ex came home really stinking drunk and proceeded to rape me. Believe me, I can't make something like this up.

Anyway, I just snuck away in order to type this. So, this time I really mean "good night."

Good night! ;)
lmao


um...good luck?

Sorry about that, guys. My ex came home really stinking drunk and proceeded to rape me. Believe me, I can't make something like this up.

Anyway, I just snuck away in order to type this. So, this time I really mean "good night."

Good night! ;)

i wish i was your ex.........i mean.....um.........i wish i could rape you....no....that didn't come out right....................you're weird.

g'night. ;)

this is the only photoshop work i've really done........i'm not that great with the comps......but it is fun to toy with


That's nice work.
I do stuff like that too.
Twisted fucker.

That's nice work.
I do stuff like that too.
Twisted fucker.

my father used to tell me you're only as twisted as however many times you can twist your penis around........then he'd pass out.

I do stuff like this once in a while.

my father used to tell me you're only as twisted as however many times you can twist your penis around........then he'd pass out.
lol Quite a tale. very greek myth.

"the fuck is wrong with you guys?"

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:


i don't know!

that's really cool

almost reminds me of a brighter Hellraiser.

hey that's nice stuff, man. I likiez.

that's really cool

almost reminds me of a brighter Hellraiser.
Yeah, I just made it, just now, while we were chatting.
:P
thx

One more for ya.

very nice.......i like the bird skull :D

Yeah, it's a dead cuckoo.
naww, it's a raven skull.

where do you find all these images?

where do you find all these images?
In the dark corners of my brains.
I photographed the model there.
The wall is really a wall I modified with photoshop.
I painted over 98% of it.
The stone base to the statue is a rock I scanned and shaped it in that form, sort of sculpting with photo textures.

In the dark corners of my brains.
I photographed the model there.
The wall is really a wall I modified with photoshop.
I painted over 98% of it.
The stone base to the statue is a rock I scanned and shaped it in that form, sort of sculpting with photo textures.

see, i'll bet that's a breeze for you.....nobody ever taught me to use any of these programs, so i usually get frustrated and throw feces at the computer

no, I am self taught. I've just been using phtoshop for a while now. I know a lot of shortcuts, makes it faster.

nice one! I like the row of data heads. nice touch.

haha

the screen didn't quite have the desired effect i wanted.....perhaps a little more raw and distorted.

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lol

look at us get all artsy fartsy all the sudden

horse shit



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:loldata: :loldata: :loldata: i love that thing......it's just wacky, weird, creepy and funny enough for me.

Is this too pretty for the page now??

we are a proud race.

Is this too pretty for the page now??

you prettied up our page?!?!
i'm telling.....
budarc's gonna be so mad.......:loldata:

nice job though ;)

:loldata:
lol
Woah
That chicka likes her elephants

this reminds me of Christmas.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Watch out!

Christmas tradition is strange for you.

Ah the beauty of nature. Ya got any redwoods up there in canookville?

we are the penis butt capital of the world

I haven't been to Vancouver in years.
Yet, I am in A Vancouver.
Two Vancouverites shooting the shit.

Ah the beauty of nature. Ya got any redwoods up there in canookville?

as far as I know those redwoods are only found down along the US west coast.

I haven't been to Vancouver in years.
Yet, I am in A Vancouver.
Two Vancouverites shooting the shit.

it's like some weird sci-fi alternate reality shit.

Yeah, I don;t think they grow that far north.
I think they have a few in oregon, maybe a couple in washington state at most.
We got other trees in abundance.
yeah that is strange when ya think about it, Vancouverite.

what are the chances two places fairly close to eachother have the same name?

it's like having a cousin with the same name as you.

hawt

Yeah, they weren't that creative with names back in those olden days.
I bet your town had it first though.

we were established 1862
you guys were established in 1857

dammit.

well...um.....we had Canadian currency before you

:loldata: :loldata: Oh yeah, Pocahontas came through here and shit.
This place is old.
The ports around here are ancient.

all right....i gotta go to bed.......too many late nights :loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

laters!

Me too, L8erz

The Holocaust was the systematic annihilation of six million Jews by the Nazi regime during World War 2. In 1933 approximately nine million Jews lived in the 21 countries of Europe that would be occupied by Germany during the war. By 1945 two out of every three European Jews had been killed.

The European Jews were the primary victims of the Holocaust. But Jews were not the only group singled out for persecution by Hitler�s Nazi regime. As many as one-half million Gypsies, at least 250,000 mentally or physically disabled persons, and more than three million Soviet prisoners-of-war also fell victim to Nazi genocide. Jehovah�s Witnesses, homosexuals, Social Democrats, Communists, partisans, trade unionists, Polish intelligentsia and other undesirables were also victims of the hate and aggression carried out by the Nazis.

While it is impossible to ascertain the exact number of Jewish victims, statistics indicate that the total was over 5,830,000. Six million is the round figure accepted by most authorities.

The number of children killed during the Holocaust is not fathomable and full statistics for the tragic fate of children who died will never be known. Some estimates range as high as 1.5 million murdered children. This figure includes more than 1.2 million Jewish children, tens of thousands of Gypsy children and thousands of institutionalized handicapped children who were murdered under Nazi rule in Germany and occupied Europe.







Radu Mazare (http://www.antisemitism.org.il/eng/events/41639/Romania-MayorandSonparadeasNazis), Constanta mayor outraged Jewish and pro-democracy groups after he goose-stepped with his son in World War Two German uniforms during a fashion show.

Wearing Nazi uniform is illegal in Romania.

Mazare said the uniform had no swastikas and was the uniform of a German infantry general and nothing to do with the SS.



http://www.antisemitism.org.il/eng/struggle/41262/Britain-Twojailedforincitingracialhatredonline

Britain - Two jailed for inciting racial hatred online:
Two men have been jailed in UK for publishing inflammatory race hate articles on the internet , in a case that has been hailed as a landmark.

Simon Sheppard, 52, was sentenced to four years and 10 months while Stephen Whittle, 42, was given a term of two years and four months.

Sheppard had argued that because his website used a server registered in the US it was beyond the reach of English law, but a judge disagreed and yesterday, after two trials, he finally sentenced Sheppard and Whittle, the author of five articles on the site.

The men printed leaflets and controlled websites featuring racist material, then fled to the US after being convicted of race-hate offences at a trial last year, The Independent reports.

On arrival their asylum application was rejected and they were deported back to the UK.

Leeds Crown Court heard that Whittle wrote offensive articles, which were then published on the Internet by Sheppard.

The published material included grotesque images of murdered Jews alongside cartoons and articles ridiculing a number of ethnic groups.

Judge Rodney Grant told the pair their material was "abusive and insulting" and had the potential to cause grave social harm.

Source: http://www.britainnews.net/

Antisemitism (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAntisem itism&ei=9_xlSuzIBYj-tAP07bzoDg&rct=j&q=anti+semitism&usg=AFQjCNF784YfbZy53-9gI6HuQa-rn9WtCQ)




....Nazis, I hate those guys.

yeah....i read about that fashion show this morning........idiots.

sometimes the pure stupidity of people astounds me.

interesting read.........kudos to you for putting that up here.

Is it wrong that when I'm making love to a woman, I think of you guys? And sometimes I have to stop myself from bursting out laughing two or three times?

It is wrong, isn't it? :(

Oh well, whatever I can do to keep myself from coming. :rolleyes:

whenever i have sex and want to endure long, i think of myself building a lego castle.

having a completely random mind is strong against mental attacks.
as seen in the second to last episode of GS mikami, where the horse demon nightmare tries to enter meiko`s mind but her instability makes nightmare cry.

Is it wrong that when I'm making love to a woman, I think of you guys? And sometimes I have to stop myself from bursting out laughing two or three times?

It is wrong, isn't it? :(

Oh well, whatever I can do to keep myself from coming. :rolleyes:



:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

my buddy and i once joked that the next time we're having sex with our girlfriends we should whisper the other's name into her ear.

I never did it, but the thought crossed my mind once and I laughed out loud...........bad news bears after that.

whenever i have sex and want to endure long, i think of myself building a lego castle.



wow......a lego castle.....i should try that.

"what are thinking of when you're making love to me?"

"lego."

"what?!?!"

:loldata:

good idea though.

i'm not sure but is that Jesus raping a bear?

i'm not sure but is that Jesus raping a bear?

yeah and i think the easter bunny is watching (fapping) in the corner

lord furfag will surely love that last picture

lord furfag will surely love that last picture

a sentence like that is usually followed with "Bring it to him at once!"

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oh little baby carlos....when will you learn?

masturbating at the table is like having sex at grandma's house.

The penis I get...but the hook? :loldata:




The quality on these is going way up. My expertise is limited to editing in the Paint program.

My magnum opus was a screenplay I wrote while in college...yeah, you can figure out how that turned out.


What was it about?

It was about unrequited love. What else? :rolleyes: It was a deeply personal story I penned when I was 19 (finished it when I was 21); sort of like my "Edward Scissorhands." I had a friend in L.A. who was studying to be a director and he read it and wanted to make it, to the point where I actually drove all the way down there to meet him, but alas, nothing ever came of it. He still claims he wants to direct it as his first feature film, but I haven't heard from him in over a year, so...c'est la vie.

And those were my dreams of becoming a screenwriter, thrown out the window.

It was a pretty unrealistic dream anyway.

Who is this crazy looking character?


Looks like the type of guy one avoids AT ALL COSTS. ;)

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

budarc, you triple posting sonuvabitch.

you sonofabitch.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Curly was always my favorite. http://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/rofldata.gif :cat:

Is it wrong that when I'm making love to a woman, I think of you guys? And sometimes I have to stop myself from bursting out laughing two or three times?

It is wrong, isn't it? :(

Oh well, whatever I can do to keep myself from coming. :rolleyes:

Oh Rick, Og god, Rick, Oh oh oh ooOOooo.

http://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/rofldata.gif http://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/rofldata.gif Super awesome. Les is the ugly one anyway....

http://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/rofldata.gif Super awesome. Les is the ugly one anyway....

:loldata:

you recognized them.....i was looking for a trio band pic that was a little more obscure and quirky.....they usually were in costume, so i figuired they'd be the best bet.

Curly was always my favorite.


Larry was always my favorite.



I guess it makes sense that you would be the third stooge, since he got replaced a number of times throughout the Stooges' career. Moe and Larry were there from beginning to end. With me and cuckoo, we've had many a third stooge; Wheaties13 (on the first night), Tigertail777, Laei, Z_O_R_A_N, whassamattayou, drocks, parker1, Neg...all of these guys at one point have been our third man. And now it's down to you, rick. Don't let us down like the others have.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Larry was always my favorite.


I guess it makes sense that you would be the third stooge, since he got replaced a number of times through the Stooges' career. Moe and Larry were there from beginning to end. With me and cuckoo, we've had many a third stooge; Wheaties13 (on the first night), Tigertail777, Laei, Z_O_R_A_N, whassamattayou, Neg...all of these guys at one point have been our third man. And now it's down to you, rick. Don't let us down like the others have.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

or we'll eat you.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

or we'll eat you.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

And we'll feed the bones to Porky.

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Gosh, shoot the shit almost sounds like a cult now. :p

rick is never gonna talk to us again after we've threatened to cannibalize him

So that's what happened to all the other guys.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

um.....there's still bits and pieces of them in my freezer.....we could sew 'em all back together and create one big super "Shit-shooter"

It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!

ahh yes......puttin' on the ritz

I always loved Marty Feldman.

eating...mffpttpltffs

I always loved Marty Feldman.



same here.....

....Gene Hackman was a great too.

eating...mffpttpltffs

i think he's eating Tigertail.

eating...mffpttpltffs

Save some for us.

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I think that pig creature is appropriate for all situations.

:loldata:

Oh my God!

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

this is how dead chickens shoot the shit.

:loldata:

How adorable the fuck pig.
Mommy, look, it's the fuck pig!

this is how dead chickens shoot the shit.

:loldata:

That is so fuckin' creepy. Headless chickens in the jacuzzi.

:loldata:

Wow. So it's...uh...quiet tonight, huh?

WHAT?!?!?!?

food zombies......
I've got roman food catharsis.

Here's a blast from the past. Slappy and Reginald Bigglesworth III! :)



And it looks like they brought a new friend. :naughty:

For a second there, I thought the shirt said "FFShrine." :shock:

Another lull.

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It's all in your head.
That Orangutan is copping a feel, he knows what's up.
Actually the primate has no interest in the mammary, he's just pulling her closer to hug.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

This looks almost serpentine.



:notfucking:

Wow, she is gifted.
For some reason, I hope she's a lesbian.
Wouldn't want talent like that to go to waste.

You're right, dude. I wouldn't want that thing near my schlongermeister.

are you surfing serpentlesbiantoungues dot com or what?
Actually a good toungue has other things it can do as well.

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Awesome.
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Hate will make you die sooner, so haters, keep it up.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

I can't wait to see it!

(?)

my popcorn is out, and ive been playing PS for about 2 hours.
time to keep zombifying men in hentai pictures.

I hope someone is compiling all these shoot the shit cover images on their computer, because I'd hate to see any of them get deleted by tinypic or imageshack or whatever.

I'd have to go back all 246 pages to do that...

my popcorn is out, and ive been playing PS for about 2 hours.
time to keep zombifying men in hentai pictures.

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me too.....i just delete them on my comp.....i've saved that last one.....

.......there were a few that I actually quite liked and some were pure shit :loldata: :loldata: .......gotta find 'em all again I guess.

There's your weekend project, budarc.

Well guys, I think I'm out for the night.

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Got some things to take care of...

And I'm sure you all know what those "things" are... :naughty:

beating up little kids and laughing?

L8er burarc.

There's your weekend project, budarc.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

yeah....i made 'em.....budarc's gotta save 'em

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

niters, budarc

Wait, don't go! Stay here!
;)

we should eat him now.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

doesn't matter who it is, i'll eat them.

Who wants to see a video I made?

put 'er up.

Well, I don't know if you'll be able to see this page, let me know....
http://ricksays.multiply.com/video/item/11

that was purdy.

thnx.
So you could view it.
Some stuff on that site other people say pops up a message saying you have to be a member....

i viewed it without a problem.......

...........well...one problem........there were no boobies

lol
there's plenty out there 4 u

I think I am going to make another one tonight....I'm inspired.

where'd you pick the music from?

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

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The three wolf moon. I saw thatthe other day.
I mixed the music up.
The drone in the beginning is just a prolonged sound clip from The Clone Wars with the choral intro from Probot. The female chorals at the end are from KRULL, peppered with electronic chorals from Aryeon and Devin Townsend.

good job.

anyways....i'm gonna start collecting the "STS" ads i did on this thread i didn't save........wish me luck.............I'M GOING IN!

if i'm not back before there's any boobies, send out for help!

good luck, yer gonna need it.

not really.....i don't think i started making them until you became a regular here, so.....shit....that acutally might be alot of pages anyways......budarc and I managed to fill up the pages pretty fast on our own, but with your help we've done it 1/3 faster.....:loldata:

lol you wouldn't believe the pussy that image gets.

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Naw, there was some on the thread before...
I think I remember.
They only got good when I arrived.
;)

lol you wouldn't believe the pussy that image gets.
3 keyboard cats and a moon?

i think i'm gonna find out.....i have to own that shirt.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

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Naw, there was some on the thread before...
I think I remember.
They only got good when I arrived.
;)

dammit.

going back a few days i managed to block some of this shit outta my mind......why god why?

it was a strange long trip..............................
Alright I am working on a new video as soon as megaupload finishes.

cool.....i'll be here the whole time backtracking through this bilge.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

'aight I'll be in and out.............
http://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/rofldata.gif

I think I found all the ones I liked:

Those are the good ones! ;););)

I don't know why but this one my be my favorite......and it's probably the simplest one.



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I like that one too. Quite apt as well.

budarc's is by far the best.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Muahahahahah



Lol you musn't actually eat shit, you may die...

Lol you musn't actually eat shit, you may die...

yeah....i was looking for something that looked like it might go with the whole "rick says".......i figuired JUmp Up or Hug Your Friend wasn't suiting to Shoot The Shit.......

Good times. Like the mystery vibration boner while riding the bus.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

HA!! I can't believe how fast you found that.

it's better than the other pic i found......a little too graphic for my tastes.

Too "bonery"?

yes...."too bonery" and too exposey too.

public erections are funny.
You're holding back, cuckoo!

public erections in sweat pants are funny......especially if you're in the grocery store looking at donuts.

then i stick a chocolate timbit up my ass and do a little dance naked infront of my cat while reciting lines from "Mamma Mia"..........it's nice.

have you ever ordered a pizza for delivery and when the delivery boy comes to the door you start yelling out pizza toppings like your havin sex?

"OOOHHH PEPPERONI!!!! YEAH!!! YEAHH!!!!! FUCK !!!! YEAH!!!! HAM & PINEAPPLE!!!!!! YESS!!!! YESS!!!!"

you can get a boner at inopportune times.

OH MUSHROOMS!!! OH EXTRA CHEESE!! OH GOD!!!

or go into bathroom stalls and start whispering......"oh why hello.....what are you doing here? just stopping by? no. i don't do that anymore. what's that? yeah. it's hungry again."

..........and with that i'm heading off to shut eye land.

L8er cuckoo

Laters

Madness, I tell you. Pure madness. ;)

There were a few other shoot the shit images I liked scattered throughout the thread; looks like I'll be doing some shit-diving as well. Hell, I might just go ahead and save all the funniest pics to disk before they're all eventually obliterated by the passage of time.

And then in 20 years time, I can tell my grandchildren, "I shot the shit here!"

And open up the photo album... :-P

And then in 20 years time, I can tell my grandchildren, "I shot the shit here!"

And open up the photo album... :-P

...and they'll look at you weird and put you in a funny home.

who's this comtemplative looking soul, so lost in thought? i wonder....maybe i should eat him.



......actually not so much lost in thought....more like "i wonder how many timbits cuckoo can stick up his ass...sprinkles or no sprinkles".

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You mothercucker. :-P

Edit: That typo was completely unintentional. :loldata:

i like your typos

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

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The latest in a long line of parker1 avatars.

You get the feeling he's starting to repeat himself? ;)

Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies at 15

http://www.carlosalazraqui.com/vdb/image/104

R.I.P. Gidget

Yo no quiero Taco Bell anymo'

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains, woof.

Fuck, this was a chore. But well worth the effort.

It's like a shoot the shit reunion special. :loldata:





















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Ah, memories...

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There was a hell of a lot more than that, but I went the easy route and compiled them all in an easy-to-access ZIP file (cuckoo's favorites included) here (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U8COVV90).

Good job budarc. That must have taken forever to compile.
edit:
nevermind, it's working now.
Holy shit, what could be in that zip?
Megaupload is saying 14 minutes!

Good job budarc. That must have taken forever to compile.
edit:
nevermind, it's working now.
Holy shit, what could be in that zip?
Megaupload is saying 14 minutes!

Heh heh. First it started with getting all of our custom artwork compiled in one place, then I thought "fuck it," and added some funny pictures and gifs too. Can't let our heritage slip away from us... :rolleyes:

Megaupload must be slow today. It's only 30MB. ;)

Anyway, it's been exactly 14 minutes since you posted that!

Yeah I was just looking through 'em. Good collection. I wouldn't change a thing.
I'm glad to have those stored on my HD now.
Awesome!!!!!!
Now I'll have to make some more....

Yeah I was just looking through 'em. Good collection. I wouldn't change a thing.
I'm glad to have those stored on my HD now.
Awesome!!!!!!

Heh heh, 118 photos of pure madness.

Let me know if there's anything I missed out of that (especially some of your custom jobs), and I can update the archive every now and again.

Also, I noticed a lot of our past pictures have already been taken down. :( I'm most saddened over the loss of the three boobs (cuckoo, bud nestled in the middle, Neg) pic. :p

Good catch on the rest though. Yeah the internet is a nebulous place, ya never know how long things will last. Next step once we have a larger collection is to put out the torrent. lol

I updated the archive with some avatar pics and miscellaneous. The count is now up to 132.

Looking through the pics (in thumbnail fashion, or as a slideshow) is like a condensed version of this thread. "All you never wanted to know about Shoot the Shit and were too afraid to ask."

:loldata:

I could have sworn that you would have edited those pics to replace me with Rick Says~

Nah. Why mess with the past? What has been will always be. Besides, there were some good memories. ;-)

I could have sworn that you would have edited those pics to replace me with Rick Says~

why would i edit them? i was the one who made most of 'em........we never exchanged heated words........you threw a couple of dirty socks my way, but hey, who cares?

...besides....we're not a bunch of high school girls and it's too much work.

.....although.....budarc....if you were a high school girl......the things i'd do to you. :naughty:

.....although.....budarc....if you were a high school girl......the things i'd do to you. :naughty:

I'd put out on the first date.

you wouldn't have a choice.

there....i think that's about it.....now quick! save it!

you wouldn't have a choice.

I wanted to post a picture of a hermaphrodite, but the pictures I came up with were too creepy.

So I'll use this instead:

there....i think that's about it.....now quick! save it!



Heh heh, thanks. Dammit. Does that mean I have to update the archive again? :p

Ahh...it's good to be home. *nestles up*

i wonder how long this pic will last.

I noticed that tinypic deletes nudes fast. If you want them to last, go to imageshack.com.

http://piccy.info/
Host big ass files and whatever you want.

Nice, I would like to be a boob one day. I'm the left boobie!

sometimes when it's late at night, i like to strip naked in the basement of my apartment building, crazy glue a large fake nipple to my back, curl up in the fetal postion in the corner and pretend i'm a boob.

i even make the funny gurgling sounds boobs make if you're completely insane like henry over there.

Fuck. I don't even know how to reply to that. :puppydog:

So instead I made a list of all my favorite movies of the year so far:

Knowing
Up
Coraline
Angels and Demons
Watchmen
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Star Trek
The Hangover
I Love You, Man
Bruno

About that gurgling thing...dude, no...that's not normal.

Fuck. I don't even know how to reply to that. :puppydog:



About that gurgling thing...dude, no...that's not normal.

tell that to henry.

he's the one who first heard it.

tell that to henry.

he's the one who first heard it.

Well, maybe the girl was lactating? :erm:

Otherwise, I'm pretty sure Henry was listening in on the gastrointestinal cavity.

:loldata:

no Henry hears it everywhere.....when he goes to the beach....when he goes to the movies....when he goes to the supermarket............Henry says that's he's thankful that the gurgling is so loud it took over the voices he heard before.

wow.

henry is amazing.

Um...I think you should leave Henry alone.

here's Henry at his day job

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Saved. Damn, this is going to be harder work than I thought.

Knowing
didn't see it
Up
was alright, but no bug's life
Coraline
I liked this one, very charming....Gaiman!
Angels and Demons
I hated the first one, didn't see it.
Watchmen
Ruined the squid ending of the book. But, I did enjoy it the first time.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
This was alright, could have been better if based on Weapon X series.
Star Trek
This was good.
The Hangover
I Love You, Man
Bruno
Didn't see those, they must be great.

Adventureland: 3 out of 5 was fairly funny
Harry Potter 6: 4 out of 5 just because
Transformers 2 : 0 out of 5 stars, up there with all time hated Jake Speed

I had more fun with TV this year with Battlestar and Clone Wars than theatrical releases. Except Star Trek I was very surprised, seen it 3 times now!
I'm off to the airport........

I'm off to the airport........

Picking up already? Or are you ditching town? ;)

Knowing and Angels & Demons were really good, I thought. Up is my second favorite Pixar film, to Wall E. I enjoyed Wolverine a lot for some reason, even though so many liberties were taken from the comics. I love a good comedy and those last three were all surprises to me.

airport!!!!!!!!!!!!

have fun.

Now it's just you and me.

light some candles

put on some mood music

and break out the trout

we're gonna make babies

All right, I've got the trout on. Let's get this party started.

here's the second of 13 in a series featuring Henry.

Keep 'em coming. :loldata:

Dude, did you prepare these beforehand, or are you just shooting them out as they come? :laugh:

At any rate, 5 out of 13 saved.

i found all the pics 20 minutes ago or so...........

......i'm adding the text as i post them.

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That crazy Henry! Always getting into all kinds of fixes!

I remember that one! Nice use of recycling. ;)