Form an orderly queue.

Form an orderly queue.

Nope. No booth or any fancy admission fee this time.

Neg and I are taking you down real dirty like this time.

There will be tears, blood and party favors.

So be it.

I have dip. :D


And hidden cameras.

I imagine Doc in the corner of some dark room. The only light is coming from the hallway through an open door.

Two shadows loom over him and slowly creep closer and closer.

Doc's whimpering "hey fellas! I was just having a laugh. Fellas? Hey fellas? OH GOD NO!!!"

The only light is coming from the hallway through an open door.

My door is open and the hall light is on. :shock:

I just pulled my snuggie a little tighter.

Well...geez. A snuggie's not going to help you, now is it?

GRAB HIS LEGS!!!

That guy draws with crayons, too? He must't be allowed sharp things either. The orange ones taste best.

They let us play with markers, but I keep trying to draw infinity

‪The Church Channel‬‏ - YouTube (http://youtu.be/VIZaBkgkMFE)

:rofldata: :rofldata:

What possesses people to do this to pics?

"I know what'd be hilarious!"

For some reason I imagine her voice goes all squeaky.

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Someone broke the picture posting on the all-time favourite movie thread. :sad:

There was no mention of just posting pics but I liked trying to figure out which film it was.

Admittedly they were all really easy because I own all of them but ... well... the theory is good. :-P

Someone broke the picture posting on the all-time favourite movie thread. :sad:


I know. :(

He's STS's only fan though.

We'll let him off easy.

Haha, was that the guy?

I wasn't bitching, just saying. It isn't even my thread.

There's been a lot of one post new peeps lately. They don't come back. Or maybe they just get music and don't GD.

I wonder why? :rolleyes:

I blame Doc.

I sense a conspiracy. I feel it in my left scrotum. It's hanging lower than the right,. That means conspiracy.

Had it been reversed that would signify rain tomorrow.

It's me. Eventually it'll be me, alone.

I found my Music to fap to - Vol One. It's awesome! :D

I've not heard some of these in ages.

That thread's all fuckered up now.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Curse those wily shit-shooters.

We're a playful bunch. :D

We play pooh sticks with threads.

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Richard Rubinstein, the producer of the first Dawn of the Dead, recently announced that he and his filming crew are planning on producing a direct sequel to Dawn of the Dead that won't be related to Day of the Dead or the 2004 film. No cast members are known, but movie is to be titled Dawn of the Dead 2. Tony Todd is in talks to star in the main role. Dawn of the Dead 2 will be filmed in 3D.

Like Tony... but really? I smell cash cow.

I've never seen Tony Todd in anything really great.

He's funny. The FD movies...and Candyman. A bad episode of Angel. and that terrible Living Dead remake that no one saw.

He was Worf's brother.

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Hang on... it's animated. Damn, now I'll have to eat my words and watch it.

I liked The Crow.

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and he was in 3 episodes of Stargate SG1.

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I've never seen Tony Todd in anything really great.

He's funny. The FD movies...and Candyman. A bad episode of Angel. and that terrible Living Dead remake that no one saw.

my last 2 posts are related to this.
maybe i shouldve qouted this first lol

I'm gonna get some cooking done.

Chili time. :D :D :D


Laters.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

What possesses people to do this to pics?

"I know what'd be hilarious!"

Someone needs to do this to a pic of Mariah Carey. lol.

Laters, cuckoo.



Was Tony Todd in The Crow? I don't remember.

That thread's all fuckered up now.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Curse those wily shit-shooters.

Yesssss.

It's almost impossible to stay on topic for any length of time.

That Hisaishi concert Piano posted looks fantastic.

I couldn't help myself, I skipped to Totoro. It has a huge orchestra and Joe smiling his way through. Fantastic.

It's mkv. Will need to be converted.

Miyazaki is in the audience. :D

The festivities will be grand.

In new years? :laugh:

Was Tony Todd in The Crow? I don't remember.

Si, signor!

Si, signor!


Hell, yea. I remember him now. I watched that film many times in my younger days, I really shouldn't have forgotten TT.

I was really into it when I was in highschool.
The movie, the soundtrack, the pretty eyes.

I think I was about 17 or 18 when it came out. I thought Alex Proyas would have a great career afterwards but he didn't.

He just kind of slipped away and popped his head out a few times over the years.

I liked the OST enough.

Thought the comic was okay and hated the movie.

Funny...because I think Proyas' films have all been great since.

You had the trots last night and you have chilli tonight. :eye:

On a scale of 1 to 10 in the good idea camp.... that's a -1.

:rofldata:

I know. I've been a heavy drinker for almost 20 years.

I'm used to the trots.

I like Proyas, didn't mean to sound like I didn't. Loved Dark City. Was sure I'd hate I, Robot but I liked it.

That's all I've seen. He hasn't did much over the years.

I don't usually share when I've got the trots, but I'm much happier to hear updates about when you do <3

As compared to server timeouts. You should make a thread charting your bowel movements, Cuckoo. I'd post in it with constructive criticism.

Knowing and Garage Days were entertaining. Not very memorable and heavily flawed....but I had fun.

I'd make a frequency table, bar chart and histogram.

As compared to server timeouts. You should make a thread charting your bowel movements, Cuckoo. I'd post in it with constructive criticism.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Genius. Pure genius.

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But in reality.....I don't have them quite as often as I'd like FFS to believe.

It's so easy to do in Excel :D Fun for you and informative for all your readers!

:doc::doc::doc:

Where my slowclap gif, bitches?

Hmmm...that must be Oct, Nov, Dec, Jan & Feb.

Was going to play in film hunt but you know who just posted in there and I don't need a pm.

Ooohh......feels like a storm is coming.

I made it in a special brown colour. :D

Do we need a second one in red to show the fiercocity of the fiery anus.

...and a green one.

Sometimes I drink out of the neighbor's swimming pool.

Was going to play in film hunt but you know who just posted in there and I don't need a pm.


Uhhh.....I'm the only post around this time frame...:( It's not me is it????:(

I've tried so hard to be good, and fit in......

The one your neighbour pisses in?

And his goat.

I liked The Crow, Dark City (fave) and I Robot.
Knowing was wierd. I watched it when I finally gave Next a watch.
my head exploded.

I had The Crow soundtrack and the Demon Knight soundtrack on queue alot back then.
My Life With A Thrill Kill Kult (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feJj-SvNq0k) and Filter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3yvFmi_q1M) were the most played.

I just walked out in it. Seemed like a more fun way to shower. Plus, have to move my car back, cuz the circle floods.

Felt like Neo. Good times.

Not you, bd.

I had The Crow soundtrack and the Demon Knight soundtrack on queue alot back then.
My Life With A Thrill Kill Kult (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feJj-SvNq0k) and Filter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3yvFmi_q1M) were the most played.

I had it for the NIN track. It's since slipped into the murky vagina of history. I have a rip if it but not the disc any more.

k, thanks for that. I worry. I'm an invading newbie upstairs here.

I LOVED the Crow. I had read the comic, which is even bleaker. I just loved it. I, Robot is good fun too. I hated Next, it bored the crap outta me, and Knowing just ended badly, after a nice build up. I've never seen Dark City, though.

lol, the post I was replying to was on the last page.

I had it for the NIN track. It's since slipped into the murky vagina of history. I have a rip if it but not the disc any more.

My favorite NIN song is closer actually...

Only

There is no you, there is only me~

I haven't heard much NIN, ftr.

k, thanks for that. I worry. I'm an invading newbie upstairs here.

"Invading"? :laugh: Naaaooo. No worrying.

Shit-shooters know a thing or two about invasions. :laugh:

The GD has accepted you as one of our own.

I do feel an odd sense of "belonging" here.

Should that worry me??

I miss a lot of CD's. Only been able to find Cd-rips.
I had The Crow (NIN, Rollins, The Cure, and a couple others from tracks 1-4), Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction (before it got the special edition), Reservoir Dogs, some good NIN albums (the remix album of Broken, "Fixed", Further Down The Spiral, the Closer CD Single (which featured a 7 min version of the Precursor version used in the opening titles to Se7en), the Se7en soundtrack (still have it lol), and Ministry.... :sad: I really miss Ministry. Psalm 69 was their best album IMO. I tried to listen to some of the stuff after that one, just couldn't get into it.
The Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste and Psalm 69.... RIP sweet prince...

I still have my Crow OST on CD.

I only listen to it for The Cure & NIN. ....and the RATM song. I hate RATM but that one is cool. It's got a great little rhythm.

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Should that worry me??

Pretty much. ;-)

...but after awhile you accept it and find comfort in the grotesque and bunnies.

I have LOTS of NIN. I mean LOTS! I have the remixes of Closer if you want them BD.

RATM are a fucking powerhouse live. One of the top gigs I've been to.

As good as NIN and Slayer on stage.

I just want to walk up to Zack De La Rocha (or whatever it is) and slap him in the face with a damp, white glove. Then walk away.

The band itself are soooo good.

They just keep picking irksome singers to work with . :laugh:

Yea Doc, I'd like to hear the remixes, thanks.

Broken was really good. I love Wish, I'd pick that as my favorite.
Then the remix, which I think was sampled in the first Resident Evil movie when the dogs first make their zombie attack/appearance.

The Downward Spiral is his masterpiece. It's flawless.

NIN is always a blind buy for me and most things Reznor related.

As is Green Day, Nick Cave, TOOL, Marco Beltrami, Danny Elfman and Bruce Springsteen.

lol, RE movies.

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Blind buys.....

my top 10, and a handful of others.

Yep, it's unmistakeable. I was so happy when I heard it in theaters :D
&#x202a;Resident Evil Dog scene&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQG2buCXigM&feature=player_detailpage#t=86s)

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Full song: &#x202a;Nine Inch Nails-Fist Fuck&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBRG-jmp_lA)

Fist fuck.....why am I suddenly thinking of Tool.....

That album, Id listen to from begining to end, not knowing where one track starts and the other ends, and Ive never been able to remember if this was the Wish remix or something else :laugh:

Fist fuck.....why am I suddenly thinking of Tool.....

Stinkfist.

Listening to it already~

I have the Broken movie. It's nasty buns. Not for the squeamish.

*moshpits with Ravage* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxt_bXOVyYw)

Did someone mention moshing? &#x202a;Reel Big Fish &#39;Thankyou for not Moshing&#39;&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://youtu.be/dQ6OCyOuYjs)

that reminds me of The Return to Oz...of which I still need to find a proper dvd of...

Return to Oz is better than Wizard. By like MILES.

Wheelers still give me the wiggins.

Those heads kind of remind me of the Total Recall head-bomb. :laugh:

I LOVE the wheelers laugh!!!
i used to laugh like them a lot and scare the shit out of everyone at school.

I need to get some (4th wave) ska on my 10 songs.

Did I already do Less Than Jake?

:rofldata: two weeks!

We're a fine bunch :D

My ass looks itchy in that photograph. :-\

Better than twitchy, mir?

There goes that fine visual again.

I got a piece of metal in my thumb again earlier today. I was going to leave it in to see if I developed a giant power drill penis...

Put Chu on the mp3 player and stop motion my way to the old folks home for shits and giggles.

I got it out with tweezers. Bastard hurt more coming out that going in. Like backwards sex.

There exists two pictures of my ass.

They're not online (yet).

I'm not kidding.

In space no one can hear........... your kitten!

&#x202a;kitten vs a scary thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MqHN-4okZ4)




So so true. No matter how easy is to send a mail, because there are things you can never replace. A real letter is one of them.





It's almost impossible to stay on topic for any length of time.

That Hisaishi concert Piano posted looks fantastic.

I couldn't help myself, I skipped to Totoro. It has a huge orchestra and Joe smiling his way through. Fantastic.

Miyazaki is in the audience. :D

Hahaha yeah he's having a lot of fun on Totoro. There's another funny part in that he dances a bit in the Kiki's music suite :D

Miyazaki is in the concert yes. He is behind sitting anonymously for the entire show, until he walks in the middle of the audience to present a bouquet to Hisaishi, and you hear this big whoa from the audience, because everyone present did not know he was there from the beginning. Also don't miss when they showed on the concert, a clip where Miyazaki sings one of the Totoro songs with John Lasseter of Pixar. That is very cool.


@cuckoo, great avvy!


And that was my monthly STS post ;-) so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye ^_^

You like DA CHU?

&#x202a;Chu Chu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron Nurururerorero - Maximum The Hormone&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://youtu.be/2h9ZH8Ge_TE)

Like a mug shot? Are there numbers on a little chalk board?

:)

So nice of Sanico to stop by.

My ass is a wanted criminal in 1 state.

Hahaha yeah he's having a lot of fun on Totoro. There's another funny part in that he dances a bit in the Kiki's music suite :D

Miyazaki is in the concert yes. He is behind sitting anonymously for the entire show, until he walks in the middle of the audience to present a bouquet to Hisaishi, and you hear this big whoa from the audience, because everyone present did not know he was there from the beginning. Also don't miss when they showed on the concert, a clip where Miyazaki sings one of the Totoro songs with John Lasseter of Pixar. That is very cool.

I skipped to Totoro because I adore it so very much and I couldn't wait until I had time to see it all.

I'm really looking forward to the full feature. :D


You like DA CHU?

Different Chu.

Chu Ishikawa.

:) Made me crazy for a week.

The films did a similar thing to my fragile brain.

I loved the sensation while I simultaneously hated it.

I loved the sensation while I simultaneously hated it.

It's like someone took a penis drill and drilled that "music", the "sounds" and "visuals" into my brain.

They're still there. :laugh: It just lingers now and causes the occasional twitch.

.......

..eye twitch, Neg. EYE twitch.

I know that feeling. Hating and loving something simultaneously.

It's that special time of day when the sun shines directly into the screen. :mad: :mad:

Makes it hard to fap to Doc's avatar when I can't see it.

So it's J.J. Abrams O'Clock

:smug:

So it's J.J. Abrams O'Clock

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Cheeky and smug.

You can rape Doc first.

All is going according to plan.

It's 2.44 am. :sad: My ass is closed for the night, gentlemen.

Well....that's nice and all.

....but we're not really asking for permission. ;-)

I'll make a new hole

Neg's got Penis DRILL!!!



GRAB HIS LEGS!!!!!

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http://i.imgur.com/pX0w2.gif

Hank Green, you weren't called a pussy because you were riding a bike, you were called a pussy because said individual had seen your youtube videos.

He wonders why he can't just get John's vidoes, and not your bullshit videos. The freak genetic accident that caused you to be birthed from the same womb as that glorious man, I will never understand.

My bed is sexier than you lot so I'm off to lie on top of it. Niters. :D

Niters Doc.

Niters Doc. Thanks for the pm, I will be thinking of you tonight....

Niters Doc. Thanks for the pm, I will be thinking of you tonight....

You have my sympathies. :-P

Laters.

I'll be thinking of you, later, when I'm all alone in my bunk~

I'm just going to be blunt....

Doc I'm going to jack off to the thoughts of your love muck on my face.

:popcorn:

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my feet hurt

There's only 1 funny thing in that picture, from where I'm standing.

10 and a half hours standing on a concrete floor in a factory

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i'm a bipster

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niters

hey...i <3 American Dad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6MZdvJiY0A)...
I'd marry it if I could.

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my feet hurt

One of the unfunniest lols I've ever seen :rolleyes:



edit: That was actually a pun on the subject, not insinuating I disagree with it ^^

Fred Willard is the best part of all the Chris Guest movies.

He cracks me up so much in those. :laugh:

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Futurama is the only I don't find all that funny.

The other 3 have a few gags that get a few chuckles out of me.

Is it time to post new 10 song mixes for this week? :D

According to FB your last one was post on the 19th.

What's today? I have no idea. :laugh:

I can't keep track of when you guys are posting them.

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One week ago. Yep. :)

You're in the clear.

Damn...I haven't even given any feedback on your first one yet.

:( I apologize. I'll get on that as soon as I can.

Today's the 26th which means that seven days have passed. So I can post a new one. Yay!!

So, what did you think of the last one I posted.

You told me you were digging Five Deez, TOKiMONSTA, and Uyama Hiroto. Was there anything else on the mix that struck your fancy? :D

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Dammit, cuckoo. Like a fucking ninja!! :laugh:

I'll have to run through them again. I've had the time to listen to it 2 1/2 times so far.

Next time I'll jot down notes and write-up a feedback.

I was hoping to get to that tonight but me and time have never really be too fond of each other.

I'll have to run through them again. I've had the time to listen to it 2 1/2 times so far.

Next time I'll jot down notes and write-up a feedback.

I was hoping to get to that tonight but me and time have never really be too fond of each other.

Time is a bit of an asshole. Pase Rock told me so.

I...want...FREE...DOM.

I give thee freedom. Well, in spirit anyway. The actual details will take time to work out. By aids, lawyers, and the STS high council. But the, FREEEEEEDOOOOOMMMMM!. Yea baby.

How...does...the, sun light, feel...?

I'm just going to be blunt....

Doc I'm going to jack off to the thoughts of your love muck on my face.

If you're as chivalrous as you are romantic then the world will be a better place in the morning.

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http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_losokp4gyb1qa6ql2o1_500.gif

How...does...the, sun light, feel...?


EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

Who ate all the pecan sandies?

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There was a time where i used to say random stuff from American Dad if I lost focus of the conversation. I called it ADD: American Dad Disor---DIMMER SWITCHES!! ()

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okay for the life of me, i cannot tell you why i've been scrolling down this page...
PLANNER DE WEDDINGOS/PROSTITUTA (http://potatoboats.tumblr.com/)

felt like it just went on forever...i mean...how long have i been there?
how much of the references did i get? aside from AD, of course.

felt like it just went on forever...i mean...how long have i been there?

It's one of those load the next page at the bottom of the current page things. Blogger has the option as well, I don't like it.

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Jebus, no one gives a single fuck other than him. Why does he persist?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Because I choose to.

Black is the new green.

Rain is the new wet.

Green stubble is the new sex.

This reminds me that I should move my car back down. Eh, fuck people who have to do 3 point turns to turn around.

Why they coming down here, anyway?

+1/2, you'll get the other 1/2 if you get the exact cap ^_^

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new msn emote!!!
http://static4.emoticonize.com/2011/7/26/d3fd94.gif

I really have no idea any more. :sad:

Now gimme my goddamn rep.

i gave you an extra 1.5 :)
and ima save that!

You realise what you did? You compared him to Neo. That's unforgivable. Rep denied.

You get a picture of an S&M leather bunny bag instead.

Just looking at the facial expressions alone...I wanna see an opera for The Matrix Revolutions.

Speaking of Opera...I need to find FF6...

We were talking about Amaury?

I thought we were talking about me.

lol i dont even know what you guys talkin about.

Yo, Spanky! Final Fantasy III ROM Download for Super Nintendo / SNES - CoolROM.com (http://www.coolrom.com/roms/snes/1033/Final_Fantasy_III.php)

We were talking about Amaury?

I assume everything is about me. I'm narcissistic that way~

I will be the last one. I will outlast even Sarah.

Yo, Spanky! Final Fantasy III ROM Download for Super Nintendo / SNES - CoolROM.com (http://www.coolrom.com/roms/snes/1033/Final_Fantasy_III.php)

awesome!
Time to load up the old, clunky xbox!

this thread got a might bit confusing for a second there.

:laugh:

but it resolved itself.

Hmm...Do i really wanna smash my xbox over this one...
http://www.coolrom.com/screenshots/snes/Donkey%20Kong%20Country.gif

I played DKC Returns. It was okay. I had fun with it.

I mean, i like the games, they're really fun. The music is really jumpy too.
But i mean..there's just those few levels that always make you rage quit... :sad:

DKC is one of those games I strangely have infinite patience for.

I think the last boss of Returns took...70 lives, I want to say? Something ludicrous like that.

I rage quit everything else far FAR easier. Maybe because I know going in it's going to be a bastard.

My router shit it's little circuit underpants for a minute there... again.

I fingered it's rear ethernet port and it let out a little giggle.

Cute.

I just got an ad for Barry Manilow.

Goddammit Hellboy.
Goddammit Doc.

I haven't got around to rewatching it yet. :sad: I know when I do it'll be part 2 and the animations to follow.

Animations...I need the Animaniacs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztYS2Nho7F0).

fixed.

I hope I have the mix cd with these Oasis songs on them. I kinda want to use one on a 10 songs.

Noel should be the lead singer. Full time.

You like Oasis? :D :D :D

I thought I was like the last person on the planet that did.

Did Noel do any more songs after ...Giants? The two songs from there....love them with a burning passion.

2nd last.

2nd last.

I should have said "Doc is going to say this:" like I was going to.

I knew the exact words that were going to come next.

:rofldata:

Either you're losing your touch or my brain muck is mixed in with your love muck again.

Swallow is a good idea at the time. :D

Did Noel do any more songs after ...Giants? The two songs from there....love them with a burning passion.

A few I think.

It's been so long since I've listened to them.

He's on his own now. His albums coming out sometime in the fall. :D

I'll have to snag that. I'm not an Oasis expert or anything, but from what I've heard, I just think he has so much more subtle nuance hidden in his voice.

Remember that concert where Liam was being a cunt and he had to sing everything?

I think it was the 10 spot? Maybe? It was on mtv. Liam sat in the audience and drank.

&#x202a;Animaniacs - Wheel of Morality Compilation&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv6IWX1_XHQ)

turn turn turn, tell us what lesson we should learn~

I always liked Yakko's singing voice for some reason. :laugh:

Moral #1: Never leave Amy Whinehouse unattended for too long.

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O_O (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG9-SCVc-E0)

My butt plug melted.






It was made of glass. :shock:

G'NIGHT EVERYBODY!

My butt plug melted.






It was made of glass. :shock:

Flaming?

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G'NIGHT EVERYBODY!

Niters. :)

Flaming?

Holy flaming butt plugs batman.

Niters, Sparky. :D

Moral #1: Never leave Amy Whinehouse unattended for too long.

I don't think that would be such a problem anymore.

lolol no no no....
G'NIGHT EVERYBODY!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG9-SCVc-E0)

My butt plug melted.

It was made of glass. :shock:

Doc has a hot ass.


G'NIGHT EVERYBODY!

....but it's not even 10:30 am yet. :confused:

I'm still watching animaniacs.

I thought it was a little early for sleep but who knows with this thread?

That's rhetorical.

Or answers on a postcard to the usual address if you prefer.

:rofldata:
now i really need to get all the animaniacs!
i been watching this and saying good night everybody.
&#x202a;Good Night Everybody - The Ultimate Innuendos and Adult Jokes of Animaniacs&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG9-SCVc-E0)

though i do have to leave soon...so....
laters all.

Laters, Sparky.


----

What a strange young man. :laugh:

Niters Laters, Sparky. :D



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Your new avatar is pure WIN but what makes it even better than sex in an open top car is if you look at the carrots long enough they start to resemble a little chibi body. :D

I gtg guys. Secret agent stuff. Back in a few hours.

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I gtg guys. Secret agent stuff. Back in a few hours.

Wear a sweater. It is a little chilly in The Future today.

Bad weather for bush-fapping.

MY BACK!

You call your mom while you're bush-fapping?

She knows how to get stains out of clothing. I made a stain. :sad:

Let's pretend it was a grass stain...all smile....and do our pants back up, shall we?

Zipper.

Getting your funbits stuck in zippers is great fun. :laugh:

I've done it twice in my life. Both times in the same month. Probably a span of 3 weeks.

Fuck......:laugh: THe urge to laugh and cry at the same time is overwhelming.

A sneaky sexual encounter and the parents come home unexpected? Been there. :laugh:

Yeah...I got caught having a little fun with some girl by the folks back in the day. :laugh:

They didn't seem to mind.....or didn't really know what to say. :laugh: Either way, I'm glad it never really came up that much.

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The zipper thing? No just random "too quick to zipper up after a pee" thing.

You wouldn't believe how careful I am now. :laugh:

As careful as this guy.

I don't even know.

I don't.

At first I thought the nurse was a real person but I think they're all dolls.

And the one holding the camera is probably a doll too.

It's all very strange.

I suspect it's in some sort of display case, judging by the glare and reflection of the flash.

It looks like it'd been some DOCtor's house if they were a serial killer. :laugh:

So, I had to talk to Publishers Clearing House to find out my grandfather's total tab and pay it off.

He got 3 packages today and I wanted to smash his head in out of jealousy.

It's okay, though, he got this concoction of dried peas and bread-type-things that is spicy. I'm eating those, and my shodophone just arrived at my parents' house.

We chill. We chill. Except my mouth, it's kinda hot in there :D

hey...i <3 American Dad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6MZdvJiY0A)...
I'd marry it if I could.

lately family guy sucks. american dad is surpassing it.

So, I had to talk to Publishers Clearing House to find out my grandfather's total tab and pay it off.

He got 3 packages today and I wanted to smash his head in out of jealousy.

It's okay, though, he got this concoction of dried peas and bread-type-things that is spicy. I'm eating those, and my shodophone just arrived at my parents' house.

We chill. We chill. Except my mouth, it's kinda hot in there :D

Yum. I just had a few uber-spicy samosas from down the street. So feckin' good.

Our farts will be glorious tonight. :)

I haven't watched much Family Guy, but I've never liked what I've seen. I don't think I've seen any of American Dad outside of images people post. Not series for me to judge. Simpsons have always been meh, to me. I've seen lots of pieces of eps, not sure if I've seen an entire single episode. I've seen a few episodes of Futurama and I liked it well enough.

Okay, so I've cogitated on Captain America.

It's not a bad movie. I didn't feel physically ill after it like with DOTM. It's a competent movie, it's put together well enough in terms of pacing and cinematography and such. I think if you are able to bring in the emotional connections you have to the comics (and the characters within) that it'd be a good movie. I think it won't play as well to people who are looking for some emotional investment and not just action. Because that's the boat I'm in.

I've also learned that the parts of the plot I didn't understand are connected to Thor. I personally don't have a problem with interconnecting movies and i do wish it'd happen more often, but for Billy and Susie Movie-goer who might not have bothered to see Thor, it might be a problem.

So, for me, I guess a C. Passable movie that rests too much of its impact on prerequisites.

I suspect it's in some sort of display case, judging by the glare and reflection of the flash.

It looks like it'd been some DOCtor's house if they were a serial killer. :laugh:

I see what you did thar.




I've also learned that the parts of the plot I didn't understand are connected to Thor. I personally don't have a problem with interconnecting movies and i do wish it'd happen more often, but for Billy and Susie Movie-goer who might not have bothered to see Thor, it might be a problem.

They will appear together in the upcoming Avengers film.

The after credits thing in Iron Man 2 was also Thor.

Yep, I know, Doc. I didn't stick around for the trailer after the credits.

There probably was one. All the others have had one. I think even Hulk? Maybe?

It's like a little eater egg. I like them.

So, I had to talk to Publishers Clearing House to find out my grandfather's total tab and pay it off.

He got 3 packages today and I wanted to smash his head in out of jealousy.

It's okay, though, he got this concoction of dried peas and bread-type-things that is spicy. I'm eating those, and my shodophone just arrived at my parents' house.

We chill. We chill. Except my mouth, it's kinda hot in there :D


It's pretty hot in my mouth too, or so I'm told. :)

Err...oh, wait...:(

That's part of the fun. Warm and squishy is another word for yes.

This might be a bit crude but WTH, it's STS. I've had the (pleasure?) of blowjob after a curry and after ice cream. :-P

I don't recommend either.

This might be a bit crude but WTH, it's STS. I've had the (pleasure?) of blowjob after a curry and after ice cream. :-P

I don't recommend either.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Ouch.

The actual Avengers trailer is after Cap's credits, Doc.



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I'm too drunk to differentiate the taste of the birds....

DON'T BE A N00B!

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Ouch.

She was a skinny girl and food made her horny. I wasn't going to say no. :-P


The actual Avengers trailer is after Cap's credits, Doc.

Already? There is one? Ohhhhh... I am excite.

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Already? There is one? Ohhhhh... I am excite.

I am now disappoint. :mad: It's just a logo and Sam doing his thang.

Did I already say I'd rather have Human Torch than Cap?

I buy Chris Evans as a cocky prick.

It's online? I looked earlier. Brad said it was a lot of people turning around because apparently they hadn't shot action scenes yet.

I posted on STS FB a HUGE poster of "The Avengers" widespread they recently released............. it's pretty.

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185208_10150261003008017_220273423016_7597237_3810 082_n.jpg

I wonder how big it will end up here.

Tiny as hell.

Doc: She was a skinny girl and food made her horny. I wasn't going to say no.

But really, do guys EVER??

No, really, do they?

I've saw that big, I thought it was fan made. Looks like a cut and paste job.

Yes. Guys have said no.

But really, do guys EVER??

No, really, do they?

Sure, well I have. If I don't like the person I won't accept anything from them, sexual or otherwise. I'm a proud pervert. :rolleyes:

Sure, well I have. If I don't like the person I won't accept anything from them, sexual or otherwise. I'm a proud pervert. :rolleyes:

x2

It's online? I looked earlier.

The one I saw was on youtube but really it was piss poor.

Doc: She was a skinny girl and food made her horny. I wasn't going to say no.

But really, do guys EVER??

No, really, do they?

All the time.


I've saw that big, I thought it was fan made. Looks like a cut and paste job.

It's supposed to split up as one-page character pages.

...but can also be combined (or ASSEMBLED :laugh:) to make one big picture.

(or ASSemBLED :laugh:)

Ouch.

A quick look only showed me fan made ones.

If they were just throwing people into it that have had movies (well besides CameoEye) I want Hugh, Kelsey, Alan, and Chiklis in there.

Dogs are stupid and they lie.

I used to say the same thing to my brother.

I used to say the same thing to my brother.

:laugh: I have a brother. I can relate.

Dogs are stupid and they lie.



They just said on the news that they have determined that dogs have the cognitive abilities of a two year old human. Plus, they aren't cats.

Sooo, not so much with the evil and world domination thing. Just lap sitting and love. :)

God! You spoiled all the fun. You omnipotent bastard. :mad:



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Just lap sitting and love. :)

This is worth the scratched face at 4 am and claw in the balls as they climb your leg during tuna sandwich day.

"Where's Waldo?" always made me think of disgruntled snipers.

:rofldata:

Our dog is an evil mastermind. A psychotic one, mind you, but a mastermind, nonetheless.

My favorite is when he'll stand up to the table, look at me, look at what he wants to take, look at me, then take it and run.

I'm taking this, aiight?

The kids call him Lassie, right? My mom had a collie. All the kids called her Lassie.

Shetland Sheepdog.

Usually confused.

Not really. Kids these days probably don't know who Lassie is XD

Not really. Kids these days probably don't know who Lassie is XD

Feck. Showing my age again. :sad:

Where's my slippers and pipe?

Feck. Showing my age again. :sad:

Where's my slippers and pipe?

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Ask the kids about Benji next.

Okay, so apparently I got a box of checks.....

Where my fucking shodophone? Tracking hasn't updated in over a week.

Ask the kids about Benji next.

Benji had a comeback. Benji: Off the Leash! (2004) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0315273/)

It didn't last.

Hell, even Marmaduke got a movie

:doc:

My dog is a mastermind wannabe. She has the desire, just not the energy..

Lassie seems to attempt a comeback every 5 years or so.

Okay, so apparently I got a box of checks.....

Where my fucking shodophone? Tracking hasn't updated in over a week.

Tracking never works over here. It's bullshit. Your package has entered the system but we can't track it right now. Fuck you RM.

I've had this happen before. It'll be stuck for 2 weeks and then suddenly it's in town ready to be delivered.

That's always been HK, though. This is from Japan. Never had a problem with anything directly from there.

Plus, I can outsmart he, cause I have the cognitive ability of at LEAST a 5 year old....

Remember Digby? The biggest dog in the world. He never took a biggest doggy dump in the world. Always disappointed me.

Poor Digby, no big street lamps to urinate on.

We had Clifford.

The big red dog.

Plus, I can outsmart he, cause I have the cognitive ability of at LEAST a 5 year old....

I have the potential of a 5 year old.


He's not getting it back. Tears won't move me.

Clifford The Big Red Dog....see, that is fun and fluffy. Big cats? Run, it's gonna eat ya.....I advocate cat population control.....