Skype?

no...probably not.

I don't now what it is, but I think i'll just stick to this for awhile.

Word.

Microsoft Word

word pad.

did i get it/that right !!!!!!!!?

um....i guess you got it right......i'm not really sure what it is though.

so....yeah...YOU WIN!!!!

oh look...it's the shit-shooters!
http://64.15.74.3/~majorpic/Animated%20Gifs/a-new/HOORAY.gif

YAY !

:( now apparently my other Gifs are too big for imageshack/tinypic....it times-out ! heheh

i need coffee

mmmm....coffee....i want some.....but it's 11:30pm here.......it just wouldn't work out for the best.

Lars Ulrich is the biggest douche



he's the paul mccartney of metal

cumslave....? {cuckoo}

wtf ??

whats wrong with people...?..why don't i get pms like those......from a certain far eastern chick! heheheh

"Lars? Lars? Wake up."

"whuh? who's there?"

"It's your old pal."

"Dave? What? What the hell are you doing?"

"I'm going to kill you....but first.....Mechanix is still better than The Four Horseman, you fuckfaced douchebag."

only "hand" pic i have....



and she IS doing it right....

Oooooooooh so very right indeed.

Squeee.

cumslave....? {cuckoo}

wtf ??

whats wrong with people...?..why don't i get pms like those......from a certain far eastern chick! heheheh

i could send you some sexy PMs dressed as a chick.

only "hand" pic i have....

:LADY GAGA:

and she IS doing it right....

Oooooooooh so very right indeed.

you know....i'm still not so sure that she's all...well...she.

yeah but now i'm gonna know its you !

it is very strange that no hottie chick ever feels the need to send me her porn pics.

whats up with that !?

heheh

you know....i'm still not so sure that she's all...well...she.

well i figured small hands/no Adam's Apple.....

but hey ! its 2010...and this is the interwebs.....i just give up & randomly say i fancy "someone" just on the off chance it is a genuinely born human female....

....with no post op scars,evil twin growing on her spine,a fetish for farmyard animals,gas-mask nun bondage or interracial pissing/amputee porn !

Squeee.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

i like the little "starfish" on it's forehead.

...and the bows are an extra touch of "what is wrong with you?".

i was gonna quote that,but thought how long it takes me to re-upload a buggered upload. heheh

what? quote what? buggered upload?

That's what I was doing for the last hour or so.

That's what I was doing for the last hour or so.

i was doing laundry for the past 2hrs.....i'm not sure what was more productive to be quite honest.

ok, nice boarder on that little pic of the red x.

Dudes I've just foud this out and there's no other place I could post them.

In the ghost in the Sell comic the Major is cannon bi and has actual lebian sex in it! At first I thought it was a dojin but it turns out it's real.


(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3124988-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3124989-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3124990-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3124991-original.html)

You can even see her girl nectar, I know they call it cyber hook up fluid or some such but it's obviously her girl nectar. I love how the major kept her socks on.
Supposedly she would have also sexed up Bato but the artist is afraid of penises so they didn't get to shag.

women !?!?!?!?

ok, nice boarder on that little pic of the red x.

zwuh?

Dudes I've just foud this out and there's no other place I could post them.

In the ghost in the Sell comic the Major is cannon bi and has actual lebian sex in it!


feel free to come to us with all the lesbian sex you find. ;)

feel free to come to us with all the lesbian sex you find. ;)

Would I get a medal by chance?

The Doc might double your meds for a week.

theres not even any blood on it !

didn't even touch the sides !!

all right....i'm heading to bed.

The meds are starting to kick in, I'm getting drowsy and the....wait a minute.......what exactly are these meds that The Doc keeps feeding us?



niters, guys :)

nite dude.

i'm back on the BCAAs....gonna try & get back to my 300 inclined sit-ups a day WITH a 10Kg plate held to my chest.....used to be able to do that....those were the days !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xfCKXnyD-4

AND

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk7eyqY4bbQ

Oh yeah and %$#%@#$#@#! this one too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRpcqr89f0E

Eleni <333333
Mandi <333333

combo-breaker !!!!



had to stop you dude before you became a double-quadruple poster.....

you don't wanna go there.....

i have....

trust me.....

its like staring into the abyss.....with binoculars !

The Doc might double your meds for a week.

Consider it done. They removed those pages from the western release so its good to see them.

The prescription is my own special mixture of special stuffs. It's special.
You do know it's to be taken the oral way, and not that other method? Yeah, I'm talking to you, cuckoo.

In da butt.

So yeah, Ndi prolly ain't even seen this mess yet, she told me she only reads once in a while.
Sorry, Ndi, I had this idea and otehr people told me it wuz a good one.
Prolly not. I tired, CYA

Origami dragon. From ONE piece of paper.



The guy that makes this is one talented guy. Satoshi Kamiya.

Theres a vid HERE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXcnAhaZCJ8&feature=player_embedded) but it's long to watch. Let it buffer and skip to about 4.30 in and prepare to be amazed.

To whet your Elfman appetites a little bit:

The Alice In Wonderland tracklisting :)

1. Alice's Theme
2. Little Alice
3. Proposal/Down The Hole
4. Doors
5. Drink Me
6. Into The Garden
7. Alice Reprise #1
8. Bandersnatched
9. Finding Absolem
10. Alice Reprise #2
11. The Cheshire Cat
12. Alice And Bayard's Journey
13. Alice Reprise #3
14. Alice Escapes
15. The White Queen
16. Only A Dream
17. The Dungeon
18. Alice Decides
19. Alice Reprise #4
20. Going To Battle
21. The Final Confrontation
22. Blood Of The Jabberwocky
23. Alice Returns
24. Alice Reprise #5

(no Main Titles? Let's hope "Alice's Theme" is the main titles......Tim Burton/Danny Elfman main titles are what I look forward to the most in these films)

The Wolfman tracklisting :)

1. Wolf Suite Pt 1 (4:12)
2. Wolf Suite Pt 2 (5:55)
3. Prologue (2:57)
4. Dear Mr. Talbot (1:45)
5. Bad Moon Rising (0:59)
6. Gypsy Massacre (2:24)
7. Wake Up, Lawrence (5:17)
8. The Funeral (4:13)
9. The Healing Montage (2:50)
10. First Transformation (3:30)
11. You Must Go (3:46)
12. The Antique Shop (3:32)
13. Country Carnage (2:31)
14. Be Strong (2:31)
15. The Madhouse (5:32)
16. Reflection / 2nd Transformation (4:12)
17. The Traveling Montage (4:27)
18. The Finale (4:11)
19. Wolf Wild #2 (1:27)

and 4 soundclips!!!!

1. Wolf Suite #1: http://www.varesesarabande.com/asf/721-vsd-302-067-010-2.mp3
2. Gypsy Massacre: http://www.varesesarabande.com/asf/722-vsd-302-067-010-2.mp3
3. Country Carnage: http://www.varesesarabande.com/asf/723-vsd-302-067-010-2.mp3
4. The Traveling Montage: http://www.varesesarabande.com/asf/724-vsd-302-067-010-2.mp3

1 & 4 sound like they could be in Giacchino's "LOST".

well...the 1st half of 1 atleast.

Oh yeah and %$#%@#$#@#! this one too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRpcqr89f0E
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

holy shit...that made me laugh so hard.

Data's faces were priceless.

my back is killing me, so all that laughter kinda hurt....but it was worth it.....worth every single penny.

Can someone bump the 'last picture you lol'd @' thread?

what?
you want one of us to 'bump' it to the top again?
why can't do you do it?
is this some sort of trap?
why are you doing this to us?
NO! no! I can't do it!!!!!!!
WHY?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?

where's my hat?



ahhh....sigh....all is better now....isn't it, Mister Tuddlesfeet?

What the hell? Wilma, where's my electric drill?

WHERE'S THE PLIARS?!?!?!

THIS ALL COMING OUT TODAY!!!!!!!

http://www.tgorski.com/Mind%20Control/Images/restraing_chair.gif

THIS IS ALL COMING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!

THIS FIRE IS OUTA CONTRAOL!

http://img.youtube.com/vi/jQJNBUl8qzI/0.jpghttp://img.youtube.com/vi/QEJ9HrZq7Ro/0.jpg

That picture of yours took an age to show up. I thought it was going to be something of biblical proportions (either that or mental was trying to bring down the entire forum with a super size gif that photobucket refused on humane grounds).

http://www.socs.nuigalway.ie/download/image/363/440/0/0/0/

i know!

tinypic had a helluva time loading it too.

i have no idea what the hell was up with it.....

mental was trying to bring down the entire forum with a super size gif that photobucket refused on humane grounds

i would pay him good money if he did that.

more fun with paper....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB7GUJJp16k

the fun is endless.

Don't think this is muppets, but it's comedy gold. It's a doppelganger for a friend, when last week we were on guitar hero, very very drunk. I'm going to email him it.



Holy shit. I mentioned mental and he showed up. Lets try that again: sexy lesbians in my front room with a hankering for sausage.

i would pay him good money if he did that.

i can be bought.

the last jumbo girth'd Gif i had that wouldn't load,was a Jason Voorhees' murder montage.

hey guys

more fun with paper....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB7GUJJp16k

the fun is endless.

lol...yeah...jackass. they're fuckin' nuts.

i don't know, man....when i see those guys, I can imagine the shit-shooters doing dumbass shit like that for laughs too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOKojyCLIQY&feature=rec-LGOUT-real_rev-rn-2r-5-HM

Voyager was usually shit. This french version is a little better.

Holy shit. I mentioned mental and he showed up. Lets try that again: sexy lesbians in my front room with a hankering for sausage.

yeah...weird, huh?

it took me second...after i posted the last post, it occured to me..."wait a minute...he wasn't here the whole time, was he?"

so with that:

"Hey mental!"

hey man.

i'm not prepped with my JPEG/Gif folders....

kinda just passin'....but when i posted that paper cuts link....only Doc's origami post appeared....then suddenly 20 more from you guys since....

its like i was in a ffshrine wormhole or somethin'....

maybe cos i mentioned to rick somethin' 'bout "Abyss & Binoculars" !!!!!

brb....i gotta help the ol' ball n' chain with somethin'.

Good luck.

(http://www.motifake.com/workmanship-workmanship-nuts-tool-motivational-ronsart-demotivational-poster-87985.html)

all right...i'm outta here.

:)

laters.

later

sorry guys/Doc....a good man's work is never done....apparently i am needed for a while...{Jeeesh !}

man !

wish i was footloose & fancy-free & care-free & ......well,single.

those were the days !

have a good 'un.

Have fun mental, and remember there are some perks to every job.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/58%20Security%20Guards%20Get%20All%20The%20Perks.j pg

Later guys n gals.

i don't even remember what i was searching today for when i fell upon this pic too.

weird.

we are running out of interwebs, aren't we?

...
*twitch*

i used to get my mommy back by eating cat shit and kissing daddy's -- ....yeah...you know what? i don't think we need to go there.

so....yeahhh.........

i like marshmallows.

i don't even remember what i was searching today for when i fell upon this pic too.

weird.

we are running out of interwebs, aren't we?

I saw it too! I think it was on stumbleupon.com

I PRESENT TO YOU



SOLID RICK

You are awesome Allen.
But know....
KNOW that you are NEXT!
muahahaha.

RAHHHH

Solid Rick is disturbingly erotic.

-----------------

Metal Gear cosplay is the best :D

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~pac/images/cosplay/solid_snake_in_box_01.jpg

That box has legs!
Hi cuckoo.

Hey Rick....

This puppy needs your help. NEEDS IT.

this puppy needs your help.

Mental...you can relax now, buddy.

Patrick Stewart is not going to be in the new Mad Max.

It's turned out to be another 'net rumour.

I like cats more than dogs!
!_!

SURPRISE SURPRISE

....i just like this one.

See? Cos they're so much more better!

don't tell Rick that.

he likes dancing dogs.

it's a thing.

I like this one.

Yer pic not showin' up, so here:

(cats don't dance)

beg to differ.

how could you forget about this gem?
http://ohmylol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/boogiecat.jpghttp://ohmylol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/boogiecat.jpghttp://ohmylol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/boogiecat.jpghttp://ohmylol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/boogiecat.jpg

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

that still makes me bust a gut.

mornin' fellas....

literally just woke...

anyone interested in a slightly-expanded "SuperGirl" {1984} Jerry Goldsmith ?

Треклист:
CD 1 (OST (Varese Sarabande Edition))
01. Jerry Goldsmith - Main Title
02. Jerry Goldsmith - Where Is She
03. Jerry Goldsmith - Black Magic
04. Jerry Goldsmith - First Flight
05. Jerry Goldsmith - The ButterFly
06. Jerry Goldsmith - Where's Linda
07. Jerry Goldsmith - The Monster Tractor
08. Jerry Goldsmith - The Bracelet
09. Jerry Goldsmith - Monster Storm
10. Jerry Goldsmith - A New School
11. Jerry Goldsmith - The Flying Car
12. Jerry Goldsmith - The Map
13. Jerry Goldsmith - 9M-3
14. Jerry Goldsmith - End Title
CD 2 (Original Recording Reissued)
01. Jerry Goldsmith - Overture
02. Jerry Goldsmith - Main Title & Argo City
03. Jerry Goldsmith - Argo City Mall
04. Jerry Goldsmith - The Butterfly
05. Jerry Goldsmith - The Journey Begins
06. Jerry Goldsmith - Arrival On Earth Flying Ballet
07. Jerry Goldsmith - Chicago Lights Street Attack
08. Jerry Goldsmith - The Superman Poster
09. Jerry Goldsmith - A New School
10. Jerry Goldsmith - The Map
11. Jerry Goldsmith - Ethan Spellbound
12. Jerry Goldsmith - The Monster Tractor
13. Jerry Goldsmith - Flying Ballet - Alternate Version
14. Jerry Goldsmith - The Map - Alternate Version
15. Jerry Goldsmith - The Bracelet
16. Jerry Goldsmith - First Kiss The Monster Storm
17. Jerry Goldsmith - 'Where Is She' The Monster Bumper Cars
18. Jerry Goldsmith - The Flying Bumper Car
19. Jerry Goldsmith - "Where's Linda'
20. Jerry Goldsmith - Black Magic
21. Jerry Goldsmith - The Phantom Zone
22. Jerry Goldsmith - The Vortex The End Of Zaltar
23. Jerry Goldsmith - The Final Showdown & Victory End Title - Short Version
CD 3 (Complete Score)
01. Jerry Goldsmith - Main Title & Argo City (film version)
02. Jerry Goldsmith - Argo City Mall
03. Jerry Goldsmith - The Butterfly
04. Jerry Goldsmith - The Journey Begins
05. Jerry Goldsmith - Arrival on Earth / Flying Ballet
06. Jerry Goldsmith - Chicago Lights / Street Attack
07. Jerry Goldsmith - A New School
08. Jerry Goldsmith, John Williams - The Superman Poster
09. Jerry Goldsmith - The Map
10. Jerry Goldsmith - Ethan Spellbound
11. Jerry Goldsmith - The Monster Tractor
12. Jerry Goldsmith - First Kiss / The Monster Storm (film version)
13. Jerry Goldsmith - The Bracelet
14. Jerry Goldsmith - Where Is She / The Monster Bumper Cars
15. Jerry Goldsmith - The Flying Bumper Car
16. Jerry Goldsmith - Where's Linda?
17. Jerry Goldsmith - Black Magic
18. Jerry Goldsmith - The Phantom Zone
19. Jerry Goldsmith - The Vortex / The End of Zaltar
CD 3 (Complete Score)
1. Jerry Goldsmith - Final Showdown and Victory / End Title (long version)
2. Jerry Goldsmith - Main Title & Argo City (alternate version)
3. Jerry Goldsmith - Flying Ballet (alternate version)
4. Jerry Goldsmith - The Map (alternate version)
5. Jerry Goldsmith - First Kiss / The Monster Storm (alternate version)
6. Jerry Goldsmith - The Flying Bumper Car (alternate version)
7. Jerry Goldsmith - Final Showdown and Victory / End Title (long version) (alternate)
8. Jerry Goldsmith - Final Showdown and Victory / End Title (short version)

Mental...you can relax now, buddy.

Patrick Stewart is not going to be in the new Mad Max.

It's turned out to be another 'net rumour.

its like all my Christmas'es'es'es came all at once. :)

mornin' fellas....

literally just woke...

anyone interested in a slightly-expanded "SuperGirl" {1984} Jerry Goldsmith ?



slightly expanded? you have an amazing concept of "slightly".

ahh...i'll give it a try.

I actually haven't heard that since the last time I saw that movie......and that must have been sometime in '85 or '86.

it's Goldsmith though, so it can't all that bad.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

its on a banned label.

{sorry....bit early for me this morning.}

how ever will i share it !? ;)

Message to Melvin from Varese Sarabande :



message received.

oooohh...trading illegal labels on the FFS.

very dangerous.

sexy.

random.

heh heh....random is 'comedy gold'

Mornin' all.

http://www.maniacworld.com/John-McCain-in-the-morning.jpghttp://supercoolschool.typepad.com/blog/images/2008/05/24/wissen_ist_macht.jpg

it's another Future Man! mornin' Doc :)

The future is rainy this morning. And still dark. Looks to be a shitty day. Thank Grud for STS.



Cool "future" pic, cuckoo. A little bit hopeful and a little bit sad, but nice. :)

it's rainy here tonight too.

apparently, the future doesn't look too bright either.

oh well.......

Mornin' Doc.

Oops, the silly bitch has fallen. Whatever should I do now?



I should start every morn with a little bit of sexy on the stars.

anyone want "Paycheck" John Powell ?{2004}

I should start every morn with a little bit of sexy on the stars.

well let's start your mornin' off right then, shall we?


looks like grandpa budarc again.

Oh shit. He's like some aged superhero. Give it up, dude. Make way for the new blood.



I don't believe I've heard John Powell, what else did he do?

Powell did the Bourne movies, The Italian Job, Ice Age, Horton Hears A Who and Rat Race.

he also co-wrote the excellent "Shrek" and "Chicken Run" with Harry Gregson Williams.

some Bourne.....maybe even that new bourne-in-iraq green zone..!!!! dunno !!

This is cool. Hope it links.

http://depositfiles.com/files/wikz91qbf

pass : 3ost-7D86HH92C7

Треклист:
01. John Powell - Main Title
02. John Powell - 20 Items
03. John Powell - Wolfe Pack
04. John Powell - Crystal Balls
05. John Powell - Mirror Message
06. John Powell - Imposter
07. John Powell - Hog Chase Part 1
08. John Powell - Hog Chase Part 2
09. John Powell - I Don't Remember
10. John Powell - Tomorrow's Headlines
11. John Powell - Future Tense
12. John Powell - Fait Accompli
13. John Powell - The Finger
14. John Powell - Rachel's Party

This is cool. Hope it links.



just my my new favorite Gif of all time.

Yummy !

that gif was pretty cool.....neat idea.

I haven't saw any of those movies. Except Shrek, when it first came out, so I don't remember it. Hell, I'll give it a go, I'm always up for new things. Mostly.

Oh, I saw paycheck, I remember now. Phil K. Dick story. I have the short it was based on. I like Dick.

Hmm...Powell's Paycheck score seems to have gotten some pretty impressive reviews.

i'm gonna give this a listen then.

thanks mental :)

and the movie is a Philip K. Dick adapation by John Woo....i did not know this.

I might actually check this flick out.

I haven't saw any of those movies. Except Shrek, when it first came out, so I don't remember it. Hell, I'll give it a go, I'm always up for new things. Mostly.

cue budarc

Hmm...Powell's Paycheck score seems to have gotten some pretty impressive reviews.

i'm gonna give this a listen then.

thanks mental :)

no worries.

i joined this ruskkie site...and its a combination of 3 score sites....so updated a few times a day via a central page.....any searches i should do on there ????

Gratuitous Heather Graham shot.



Dick also wrote the stories that inspired Total Recall, Minority Report, and good old Blade Runner.

cue budarc
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj255/Jpsychobacardi/1238512403_dancing_chimps.gif

Dick also wrote the stories that inspired Total Recall, Minority Report, and good old Blade Runner.

and A Scanner Darkly.

and A Scanner Darkly.

I forget about that gem. Which reminds me, I watched Waking Life a few nights ago. It was Linklaters first attempt at that Rotoscope thing, where he paints over the original film like in Scanner. It wasn't entirely successful, but parts of it were great, made me a little sea sick at times, and Dick gets a mention in it too.

Linklater's a real hit-and-miss guy for me.

i quite like SubUrbia, Dazed & Confused, A Scanner Darkly and Waking Life....

...fast food nation was pretty good too.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8205/heathergrahamspywhos.gif

fap fap fap

....brb

I put them in italics. See, I remembered. Go Go Gadget Doc.

:rolleyes: wrong place, Doc.

there are no rules here :-P

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj255/Jpsychobacardi/1238512403_dancing_chimps.gif

fap fap fap

....brb

good clean yourself off, mental.

----

umm...eww.....was mental 'snickerdoodling' to that River Dancing chimps gif?

I read a biography of Philip K. The guy would fit in well here with us. His sister died when he was very young and his mom took him to the grave side, pointed out to him that the plot next to his sisters was reserved for him, and thast he should have been the one to pass away and not her. This fucked him in the head for the rest of his life, he became a schizophrenic and wrote some great sci-fi.

Parents, eh?

eat your parents, kids.

they do mean stuff.

You liked Fast Food Nation? The end is hard to watch, it put me off burgers for a week.

fap fap fap

....brb

You a royalist? You could get beheaded for that.

You liked Fast Food Nation? The end is hard to watch, it put me off burgers for a week.


yeah...that ending was pretty harsh.

i forgot about it untill you just mentioned it.

yeah....i don't think i ate burgers for a few weeks after i saw that.

You a royalist? You could get beheaded for that.

that heather graham gif had more inbedded in it than i realised....!

yeah i'd inbed myself inside that..Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh fwoar.

fuck...someone's gotta get on some "Aphex Twin" music video animated gifs.

Feeling lonely? Why, simply create a friend from some bubblewrap. Or, substitute yourself with Mr B Wrap and your girlfriend won't even know the difference, leaving you free to go out dogging, or whatever it is you do on a Tuesday.

had one....Aphex Twin bikini one...can't find it !

had one....Aphex Twin bikini one...can't find it !

That's a deeply disturbing video. They all are.



What about bat boy screaming his foulness at grandma? Shiver.

You liked Fast Food Nation? The end is hard to watch, it put me off burgers for a week.

Wow, a whole week?

Yup. Or maybe it was just 7 days. :) One or the other.

we're listening to the fish rot.

found.
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1144/29fa7p3ug.gif

fap fap fap fap......fop.

ahhh yeah....you did post that before.

"Windowlicker".......great video.

"Come To Daddy" and "Nannou" are the other great ones.

yeah....back when i was just looking for "reaction" Gifs !!!

done.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/7038/cometodaddybyravensweet.gif

size isn't everythin.

This is arty.

swollen & enbiggened.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/9076/thaphexrs.gif

swollen & enbiggened.

heheh

ok guys i really gotta go....back laters.

see ya

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5620/1181312778647.gif

laters, mental......:)


keep yer, shit-shooting face on :D
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5620/1181312778647.gifhttp://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5620/1181312778647.gifhttp://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5620/1181312778647.gifhttp://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5620/1181312778647.gifhttp://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5620/1181312778647.gifhttp://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5620/1181312778647.gifhttp://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5620/1181312778647.gifhttp://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5620/1181312778647.gifhttp://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5620/1181312778647.gifhttp://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5620/1181312778647.gif

Later mental :)



This reminded me of Cronus for some reason. I've not saw that movie in years. Will have to track it down.

Cronos?

I can't find it online for some damned reason.

I just finished watching Pan's, Blade ii, Devil's Backbone, Hellboy 1 & 2 and Mimic this week too. :(

Good viewing. Devil's backbone was great, same old guy as Cronus, I lent it to a friend and he gave me it back, unwatched. If I'd a dead fish at hand I'd have beat him with it. Pan's is insta classic. Mimic? I saw it once, remember it being a little too Hollywood for my liking.

Unrelated girl on croc? Sure, why not?

nevermind...i think i just found a single download link.

it's doesn't say if it's subtitled or not though. hmmm.....

that reminds me:

The whole Star Wars series was on TV a few weeks ago....they forgot to add the subtitles.

if someone was watching it for the first time, Jabba's Palace and Mos Eisely must have been a little confusing.

You ever saw "The City of Lost Children"? It popped up alongside the Cronos search. It's helluva cheap. It's got Perlman, and music by Lynch fav Angelo.

edit: Just checked, it's dir is Jean-Pierre Jeunet. I'm buying that. �3.98. Yea!

it's pretty good.

Steampunk and Ron Perlman...;)...can't go wrong.

have you seen Delicatessen? good shit too.

I saw about 10 minutes of it but missed the beginning so I stopped, didn't want to see spoilers. It's on my list. I love/hate how Amazon throws related stuff at you. I'm weak willed. Found this too.

I saw it a while back, the plot was a bit of a mess but the imagery was stark B/W animation, good stuff, and french dir too.

never heard of it.....worth tracking down?

It was interesting, it's pure Black and White, like a comic book, really dramatic. See if there's a trailer on youtube. If you can find it for less than �5 (I don't know what the $ equivilent of that is) I'd say go for it. Or free online.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGs3eXvob3Q

One of the comments said: "the craziest movie I have ever not understood". http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

I don't buy alot of movies on DVD.....mostly TV box sets.......i've got a complete Lynch, Burton & Cronenberg collection.....and a few other movies....but yeah....mostly TV.

i found it on imdb.com......it say it's in english.

dubbed in NOrth America perhaps?

Daniel Craig, Jonathon Pryce and Ian Holm?

EDIT: nevermind....i misread what you said...you said "french director" not "french film".....i should read good better. :D

Yea, I meant to say french director, not french dialogue. I went back and fixed it. I would say Lynch, Burton & Cronenberg are three of the modern greats. I'm lacking a few movies by each
but am getting there. Rewatched Eastern Promises just last week, bloody great. Viggo shines. The sauna scene? Man meat on display, but what a scene.

EDIT: nevermind....i misread what you said...you said "french director" not "french film".....i should read good better. :D


Yea, I meant to say french director, not french dialogue. I went back and fixed it.

Confusing, this edit function, isn't it. I did something similar yesterday with rick. I didn't read wrong, I just didn't read enough. Act first, read later.

The whole Renaissance movie seems to be on youtube, if you can stomach the quality and it being split.

oh the french. :)

Confusing, this edit function, isn't it. I did something similar yesterday with rick. I didn't read wrong, I just didn't read enough. Act first, read later.
the edit function is your worst enemy and your best friend.

Rick....where is Rick? he must be on chat. that or sleeping. I think i noticed he was still posting at 5:30am on other threads this morning.
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The whole Renaissance movie seems to be on youtube, if you can stomach the quality and it being split.

there goes that damn edit button again.

no....i don't think i'll watch it on youtube.

that's almost as bad as watching movies on your iPod or iPhone or whatever the kids are doing.

the edit function is your worst enemy and your best friend.

It makes fools of us all. King or peasant alike.

It makes fools of us all. King or peasant alike.

there!

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my edit nailed you

weird.

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yup..."weird" is a fairly accurate description.

That's some kipper tie that washing machine guy has. Reminds me. I have to turn my machine on. I filled it before I came on here, but never put the powder in. STS warps time, even for the future travellers like me.

Hurrr.

run do laundry!

i did mine yesterday (every Sunday)...i hate laundry day..........cept nothing's quite as nice as fresh smelling sheets :)

and maybe underwear that doesn't stick to the wall. :D

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STS kills time maybe a little too well.

well...technically yesterday was MOnday for me too.....it's 1:52 am here on Tues....



funny future guys.

cool pic taken late last year.

Jodie is a great actress, but she doesn't get the roles anymore. I don't think Holywood know what to do with her. That is a cool pic. Not saw that before.

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ahhh....the legacy of budarc......

....soon we'll have a new shit-shooter here and they'll be like "what's budarc?" and we can say "oh those were the golden days, little shooter....those were the golden days. Let me tell you the story of the goatse and The Richard Kind."

budarc's ego must get a little bigger everytime he sees his name dropped on this thread......which seems to be atleast twice a day.

Has it one "e" or two? I'm not doing a search to find out. The torch is a nice touch.


"Torch"?

i forgot they call them "torches" in the future.

sadly we still call them flashlights.

He posts every now and again in the Film Score thread so we know he's still reading. I think he likes to lurk. :) I used to do it, then I started to take a more active role, and now I'm not welcome elsewhere. The inverse power of STS. It's worth it.

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"Torch"?

i forgot they call them "torches" in the future.

sadly we still call them flashlights.

But they don't flash, unless they need new new batteries. They, you know, torch?! No, they should be called handy lights. I should copyright that.

He posts every now and again in the Film Score thread so we know he's still reading.
oh yeah....he's reading this stuff still. it's his brain child. how can he not?


I think he likes to lurk. :) I used to do it, then I started to take a more active role, and now I'm not welcome elsewhere.
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif STS does sort of kill one's credibility here at FFS.

The inverse power of STS. It's worth it.

it is sooo worth it. ;)

But they don't flash, unless they need new new batteries. They, you know, torch?! No, they should be called handy lights. I should copyright that.

when it's late at night and no one's looking, i like to whisper to my penis and call it my little 'handy light'.

it is sooo worth it. ;)


it is sooo worth it. ;)


it is sooo worth it. ;)


it is sooo worth it. ;)

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when it's late at night and no one's looking, i like to whisper to my penis and call it my little 'handy light'.

Mines a handy heavy. :)

you can't prove a thing.

well...actually....you can..........just don't.

On a related topic, for a change.

http://inventorspot.com/articles/sprayon_snug_fit_condom_all_size_8577

"weird" seems to be word of the day today.

I found it here. This is full of cool shit. http://inventorspot.com/archive/200711

bizarre....i don't about that.

aww look.......


i need a bucket of coffee...i'm so tired...i didn't even know who was posting & who i was answering !
HAHAHAHAA

lol......that explains the "mental" in your name.........please to meet you "mental"....i'm "cuckoo".......:-P

Hey cuckoo.
any scores you're lookin for ...?

....so young and innocent.....before the days of Shoot the Shit.....only a few days ofcourse....but still before.

The slippery slope. You don't see it untill you're halfway down. By then you're screwed.

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fuck...i'm looking for the conception of "STS" on the VGM thread....no wonder budarc and I got asked to leave.

we're spouting off shit about burning pubic hair, fork shaped penises and other monstrosities.

The VGM thread? What games were you guys playing? It's probably for the best. :)



Fork shaped? Jeez.

fuckin' too busy my ass......

....yeah....it was all ready dubbed the "budarc & cuckoo" show by then.....pretty much the banter we have here, only without the NSFW images.

The Adventures of Allen!

and here we are: :D :D :D


hey remember the days when this was Film SCore/VGM hunt thread?


yeah.....those were good. :-P


honestly some of us shoot the shit so much here, i'll bet it gets a little irritating for the people getting "alert emails" on their messengers, like I am..........we should just start a "shoot the shit" thread.
apparently it was a joint effort of budarc and I.....who knew?


And please stop chatting/spamming here guys... >.<

Well we already have over 12,000 posts in this thread, we don't need another 30/40 every night about porn and other naughty things.

it has begun. :-P

Whoop, looks like we finally pissed someone off.

Here, I created that "shoot the shit" thread that cuckoo suggested. It's posted under the General Discussion tab of FFS.

Direct link here: http://forums.ffshrine.org/showthread.php?p=1259689

It's busy a lot lately. My postman is late. Lazy bastich. I'm waiting for Kung Fu season 2. It's due today. You know? Grasshopper, and all that shit. Classic.



It was only started on 06-10-2009? Shit. That's the american way, right? June 10th and not October 6th. I thought it had been going on longer. I joined here in June.

The Adventures of Allen!


umm...those are...nice.

...and kinda weird. :D

Thanks?
I promised him I would 'shop it.

It was only started on 06-10-2009? Shit. That's the american way, right? June 10th and not October 6th. I thought it had been going on longer. I joined here in June.
yeah...June.

Helluva lot longer than I expected it would last.....i thought we'd be done and perma-banned by the end of that night. :D

That's the one. The Kung Fu sections in season one suck, it should be called Shit Fu, but the charm isn't diminished. Bald guys make the best sensei's.

Bald guys make the best sensei's.

tell it to my balding friends with white hairs :D

just passin'.

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heheheh

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STS warps time, even for the future travellers like me.



STS kills time maybe a little too well.
and with that
it's almost 4am.......this is insane.

i should be dreaming of sugar plums up my bum or something.

with that i'm flying off to bed.

Niters. We'll keep the thread alive. Later. :)

lordy !!!

nite cuckoo.

uh,i gotta go again.....but,

i'll leave you all fapping like fap-kings to this vintage classic retro sharon stone in all her sweaty old crotch glory,hamming it up,chewing up the scenery....with her vag...in Gif form.

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heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh hahahahahah Mwaahahahahahaaa

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That penis butt is scary as hell.

LOL

What penis butt? You mean the thread's mascot? Perspective is everything.

What penis butt? You mean the thread's mascot? Perspective is everything.
Is that you?

EEEEECCKKKK!

It's a circumcised penis butt.

Is that you?

I meant if you were behind her, it wouldn't look like a penis. Welcome to the fold.

I meant if you were behind her, it wouldn't look like a penis. Welcome to the fold.
Who said it's a she?

Who said it's a she?

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I guess it could be a he. Are you trying to de-rail my train of thought? What's your location? Blimey!!


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just gonna make a coffee.....then i'll be back abusing the freedoms of the global interweaves.

who dat dere, marn?.

Who said it's a she?

who are you ? what do you want ? are you single/female ? can you cook ?

see what happens when an old geezer lets the missus do the parking !

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thats gonna cost,man !

love the way he dosn't even stop smoking.....now THATS cool.

ok

this week's

CREATURE FEATURE :

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who are you ? what do you want ? are you single/female ? can you cook ?
I'm a single male, I'll cook for you and then after that I'll bend over so you can eat me for dessert.

I want you hun.

oh !

erm,....http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/2748/oopsy.gif

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uh.... look at the funny fail win !

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{Doc,Rick..cuckoo.....HELP.}

F**K !!!!!!!!!!

is this thing real ???? NOT for kiddies....unless they're twisted.

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SHIT !!!! what are the fuckin' odds on that ?. Jeeeez

I remember my mom nearly got hit by a balcony !!!!....ok it was about 4 minutes after my mother walked by...but an 12th floor balcony collapsed & fell....big hole... weird stuff....interesting times !!

ok happy thoughts now....

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....................where are you guys ?

....................where are you guys ?


sleeping.

well...was.

kind of awake now.

where's my coffee, god dammit?

hey man.

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no cool nightmares ?!?!?

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Best Score Oscar Nominees

Nominees:
Avatar (2009): James Horner
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009): Alexandre Desplat
The Hurt Locker (2008): Marco Beltrami, Buck Sanders
Sherlock Holmes (2009): Hans Zimmer
Up (2009): Michael Giacchino

Up is going to take it....it has to.

Fantastic Mr. Fox is a surprise...but well deserved.

The Hurt Locker...really? No. I'm a huge Beltrami fan, but this did not deserve it. I wonder how Beltrami feels about this....he's been very vocal about his disappointment with the outcome of this score.

Sherlock Holmes....I thought Zimmer stopped submitting his scores for Consideration...hmm...he deserves recognition after all these years though.

and Avatar.....who ever would have thought, huh? (sarcasm button here). If up doesn't take it, this will.

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and District 9 for a Best Pic nod? nice. that fuckin' academy is finally recognizing Sci-Fi as worthy.

no cool nightmares ?!?!?

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nothing.

unfortunally. :(

coffee take too long....hurry.

yeah.

Hurt Locker....is,......so-so. But i guess they to put up a "competition"....even with underdogs included !.

Isn't Zimmer gonna pop though,one of these days.....? he's doing just about everything the last 7 years......feels like it anyway.

cue coffee porn.



triple penetration ! deep.

speaking of consumables & porn....

looks like this chick is chewing gum,dosn't it !?

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imagine if she blew a bubble...& it popped...phew! what a stinker

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well.....extreme opposites....

you'd say "Mmmm bubble gum smell.......pop!.....oh no".

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i had a better day than this today !

"Dude...I don't think that was bubblegum."

"No.....no. I don't think it was."

oh yeah....

one question.

is this thread BIG in the online gay community ?!?

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was just wondering today !

oh yeah....
one question.
is this thread BIG in the online gay community ?!?

lol....nope.
We're about as popular with the gay and female community as "Married...With Children" was.

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i did dig the chix on that show......cheap n' eazy lookin'.

me likey....me likey alot

FAIL.

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ahahahahaa

WIN.

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i love how the dog and the other cat are like 'What the fuck? What is going on here?"

heheh

now we're both like, wtf ? http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/2959/13zswzk.gif

The Adventures of Allen!



Hahaha! Great! Awesome! :D

ok guys i gotta go....eat....n' stuff.

have a good one.

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Popular? We? Community? Am I on the wrong thread? I thought everyone loved us.

edit: Later, mental. Have fun eatin, and stuffin?

laters mental :)

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we are a questionable species, aren't we?

We've all been there. It's fine when there's a tree to crouch behind, but a car park is treeless. Oh well, drop and crouch. You know you want to.