Not starting an account just to fa..... er admire your sister.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

:shock: in the time it took me to get some coffee and look up all that star wars crap more pages were added...
:sad: I'm getting to old...

That came out weirder than if I had just said ejaculate my semen to his sister.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

I don't dislike Paul as much as you'd think. Perfectly fine with the vast majority of stuff him and Lennon worked on for the Beatles.

I've heard some of his solo stuff......eh.

Irks me a bit as a person. Mainly I like to play Rock Band drunk and bitch about him.

i absolutely love his first album and have it on vinyl.

ram, which i think is his second, is also really great. these two albums are incredibly good and sound very much like what the beatles would've been doing if they hadn't split.

take the best songs from these two, the first few lennon albums, and harrison's all things must pass, and you basically have the beatles' follow-up to let it be. especially since they often guested on one another's early solo stuff and also used a lot of the same recording personnel (i.e. phil spector)

Alright, I picked the Beatles song.

It's not In My Life, Let It Be, or GoldenSlumbers/Carry That Weight/The End.

Guess it, win a priz......er,.......thumbs up gif.

Yesterday?

Narp

"So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God, you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it's war dept creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"


Well that settles it, getting the Killing Joke first chance I get.

I suppose Sparky's is always fair game.

ibroke into your house and swapped pillows while you were alseep http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/169.gif

getting the Killing Joke first chance I get.

:)

You would think as many Killing Joke pics I have I would get the book.

Alright, I picked the Beatles song.

It's not In My Life, Let It Be, or GoldenSlumbers/Carry That Weight/The End.

Guess it, win a priz......er,.......thumbs up gif.

yellow submarine?

I really wouldn't know where to begin besides just naming the tracklist of "1" which is the only Beatles I own.
So I'll just give it to myself.
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/B/t/N/C/BtNC/gentathumbsup.gif

ibroke into your house and swapped pillows while you were alseep http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/169.gif

I don't actually sleep on my pillow so your trick is rendered useless. :)

For some reason I have a pillow though. :confused:

I once tried sleeping without one and it was weird.

I guess I'm just used to having something by my head.

I don't want to see anymore wood people for awhile.

But they aren't fennecs. ;)

yellow submarine?

rofl. No XD


I really wouldn't know where to begin besides just naming the tracklist of "1" which is the only Beatles I own.
So I'll just give it to myself.
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/B/t/N/C/BtNC/gentathumbsup.gif

You are quite wise. Well for the latter, not so much the former. I got his figuart, yesterday, btw :)

I guess I'm just used to having something by my head.

My scrotum.

My scrotum.

Sometimes when I'm asleep, I swear I hear your scrotum cooing while it watches me.

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i kind of...want to fap... and kind of not...

If you have the inclination, try it.

That's my philosophy. Worst that can happen is it won't go well, and you can move on down the road~

If you have the inclination, try it.

I ended up in the police station and hospital so many times because of that philosophy. :laugh:

I think in terms of fapping, he'll be alright.

Stop eying that candle, though, if you know what's good for you.

Same here

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OMG THIS THE AWESOMEST CAT EVER!!

I opted out. Those tentacles were just flailing around. no penetration :mad:...:erm:

How is it even possible to fuck this up? It's not rocket science. Dipshit.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xJFvPBzBs5k/TlJnjRlpBhI/AAAAAAAAAh4/7JcF7PrGwY0/s1600/Gym_vault.gif

OMG THIS THE AWESOMEST CAT EVER!!

Ninja Gaiden should be re-enacted by this cat.

They used to make us try the gymnastic equipment every year.

I'd just hang there on the uneven bars for a couple seconds and say ARE WE DONE WITH THIS CHARADE?

I watched Thor. :notgood: :notgood: :notgood: :notgood: :notgood: :notgood: :notgood: :notgood: :notgood: :notgood:

Movie spoilers.

Frost Giants? Frost Tall People more like.
there actually frost giants in norse mythology. you have to fight one in Age of Mythology game. Its kind of a sucky level, cus they tell you to save as many villages as you can. but by the time you get a strong army to take on the frost giant, he's already destroyed every other village except yours.

How is it even possible to fuck this up? It's not rocket science. Dipshit.

The best part is he's not even supposed to be there, judging by his attire.

I'd just hang there on the uneven bars for a couple seconds and say ARE WE DONE WITH THIS CHARADE?

Vids or this "cool" display didn't happen. :mad:

if its not like the game, i dont want to see it...

He was pointing out that these things aren't giants at all.

They're just tall....and it's stupid.

Remember DJ on Full House?

Her brother.

He does the Left Behind movies. He's a cunt.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! that was in Family Guy. Meg had to watch him and she converted.
But that's just Meg being Meg though.

He was pointing out that these things aren't giants at all.

They're just tall....and it's stupid.

In the comics, the Frost Giants are actually giant.

If that makes you feel any better.

I expect my pillow to be fapped on now. :sad:

He was pointing out that these things aren't giants at all.

They're just tall....and it's stupid.

then i dont want to see it. i go back to playing age of mythology.
8 players all the same AI tactics so we can all summon our mighty god.
I love the Egyptians for their Falcon dude.

We had to do the national fitness shit every year, too.

My last year I actually ended up doing a backwards roll during the relay shit. She said Well, at least you roll well.

I walked out. She didn't stop me. She was smarter than I thought.

Meg has been a lesbian, a christian, a scary gangster lesbian, and a cult member.

She never stays the same :laugh:

here actually frost giants in norse mythology.

I know a little about Norse legends. I did some research for a short story and got enthralled. Good reading.

I like creation myths in general but theirs was great.

Best scene in the whole film (for me):

Yggdrasil, at the very end. Yup, best thing was CGI. Did I ever think I'd say that? :shock:


He was pointing out that these things aren't giants at all.

They're just tall....and it's stupid.

This. :D

I walked out. She didn't stop me. She was smarter than I thought.

She has no legal right to detane you so......:eye:

Teachers wrote people up for shit like that all the time.

She could have called the security, too.

i should really use a sticky note of where i left off...what was the last page? :confused:

Hooray!! I came full circle!

In the comics, the Frost Giants are actually giant.

If that makes you feel any better.

Yea, I've read the comics. Your pillow is safe.

Got your ass plugged back into the powerplant, eh?

Lucky bastard.

Teachers wrote people up for shit like that all the time.

She could have called the security, too.

Meh, our school only wrote people up for actual fighting. I cussed like a sailor and not a single fuck was given.

She said Well, at least you roll well.

I walked out. She didn't stop me. She was smarter than I thought.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: Brilliant.

Your pillow is safe.

No. It's not. :)

rofl. No XD

oh :sad: i ran out of guesses.

Cornflakes, titties, pillows, semen.

Cornflakes, titties, pillows, semen.

I'll take 3 of those.

Cornflakes, titties, pillows, semen.

I'll take all four.
2 by themselves, 2 mixed with each other :naughty:
perverts.

Cornflakes, titties, pillows, semen.

My whole day just got described. :(

I know a little about Norse legends. I did some research for a short story and got enthralled. Good reading.

I like creation myths in general but theirs was great.

Best scene in the whole film (for me):

Yggdrasil, at the very end. Yup, best thing was CGI. Did I ever think I'd say that? :shock:



This. :D

Perfect time to whip this out again

Your pillow is safe.

Woot

Cornflakes, titties, pillows, semen.

Don't eat Corn Flakes.
People with titties have a sexual aversion to me.
My fat white pillow keeps getting dusty.
My semen gets released by me through no help of other parties.


Fuck my life. :sad:

The Easter Bunny has an awfully shapely buttocks for a bunny.

Okay, seriously this time.

WHY IS THERE A SOUNDTRACK WITH MEL GIBSON AND A BEAVER PUPPET ON IT!?!?!??!?!?

I must have finally lost it...........

I'm seeing things..

disturbing things..........

The Easter Bunny has an awfully shapely buttocks for a bunny.

It's me in a mask.

The Easter Bunny has an awfully shapely buttocks for a bunny.

I've seen better.

It's me in a mask.

*snicker*

Okay, seriously this time.

WHY IS THERE A SOUNDTRACK WITH MEL GIBSON AND A BEAVER PUPPET ON IT!?!?!??!?!?

I must have finally lost it...........

I'm seeing things..

disturbing things..........

It's the OST to a movie called Beaver that was directed by Jodie Foster.

Okay, seriously this time.

WHY IS THERE A SOUNDTRACK WITH MEL GIBSON AND A BEAVER PUPPET ON IT!?!?!??!?!?

I must have finally lost it...........

I'm seeing things..

disturbing things..........

SHameful self-promotion time. :)

http://deadercuckoo2.blogspot.com/2011/08/beaver-2011.html

I've seen better.

:sad:

Don't eat Corn Flakes.
People with titties have a sexual aversion to me.
My fat white pillow keeps getting dusty.
My semen gets released by me through no help of other parties.

Sounds ideal to me. No pressure, no bullshit. All your money is your own. Life is good.

Women aren't bound by logic or decency. They're dangerous. Avoid them at all costs.

Okay, seriously this time.

WHY IS THERE A SOUNDTRACK WITH MEL GIBSON AND A BEAVER PUPPET ON IT!?!?!??!?!?

I must have finally lost it...........

I'm seeing things..

disturbing things..........

is the score any good?

Perfect time to whip this out again


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The Easter Bunny has an awfully shapely buttocks for a bunny.


It's me in a mask.


I've seen better.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Women aren't bound by logic or decency. They're dangerous. Avoid them at all costs.

I'd like to fuck just once. :sad:

is the score any good?

I don't remember it to be honest.

Sounds ideal to me. No pressure, no bullshit. All your money is your own. Life is good.

Women aren't bound by logic or decency. They're dangerous. Avoid them at all costs.

"That's sounding pretty militant. You thinking of joining the other side?"

Perfect time to whip this out again



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*insert pic about Joker motivational poster here*

I'm a freelance mercenary

:smug:

I don't remember it to be honest.

oh. maybe i check out after checking out the movie then. save bandwidth. precious bandwidth.

I'd be afraid that if I fapped around that antique it'd blow up or something.

http://deadercuckoo2.blogspot.com/2011/08/beaver-2011.html

Reading some of these reviews and......damn. :shock:

My old RZR could whoop that thing's ass.

I sorta want to see it, now.

I'd be afraid that if I fapped around that antique it'd blow up or something.



Reading some of these reviews and......damn. :shock:

We don't waste time with stupid accuracy.

Reading some of these reviews and......damn. :shock:

It's Doc's baby.

My name's just slapped in the subtitle, because I'm more marketable. :D :D :D

Fucking jesus.

Spoiler that shit.

snip need to find better one

... I'm more marketable. :D :D :D

Everybody loves a slut. :laugh:

It's Doc's baby.

My name's just slapped in the subtitle, because I'm more marketable. :D :D :D

Interesting. Because I felt you as I was reading. :naughty:

Everybody loves a slut. :laugh:

I have such a bad case of STDs, you guy got 'em just from being on the same forum. :)

Interesting. Because I felt you as I was reading. :naughty:

That's because I was gently spoon feeding you your Corn Flakes. :)

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Oh fuck I just realized this is in really bad taste.........what do you think? I only put it there because they look similar. But now I get it.

holy feck this is awesome!

Portal: No Escape (Live Action Short Film by Dan Trachtenberg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4drucg1A6Xk)

I love it when fan films are done really nice to the point where it seems like they've used quite a budget to make it.

Tron Destiny
The Modern Warfare 2 videos
Mortal Kombat Legacy (although this one is definitely corporate budget as he couldn't get the greenlight for a tv-series, he got it for webisodes).

That's because I was gently spoon feeding you your Corn Flakes. :)

That's.......sexy? :confused:

Oh fuck I just realized this is in really bad taste.....

Bad taste?

Why? Because he's dead?

Or is there something my innocent mind is not seeing?

holy feck this is awesome!

Portal: No Escape (Live Action Short Film by Dan Trachtenberg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4drucg1A6Xk)

I posted on that vid, about how boring it was, after Phil sent me there. 2 minutes later, bitched at someone for saying who gives a shit about Phil.

Oh the wonders of drunkenness :rolleyes:

Bad taste?

Why? Because he's dead?

Or is there something my innocent mind is not seeing?

Pretty much, I just remembered how a lot of people got pissed over those Jack Nicholson reacts to Heath Ledger's Joker vids and didnt know if the torches would be brought after me.

Oh fuck I just realized this is in really bad taste.........what do you think? I only put it there because they look similar. But now I get it.

you're evil. just evil.
it's cute.

you're evil. just evil.
it's cute.

*rubs balls*

Pretty much, I just remembered how a lot of people got pissed over those Jack Nicholson reacts to Heath Ledger's Joker vids and didnt know if the torches would be brought after me.

holy feck this is awesome!

Portal: No Escape (Live Action Short Film by Dan Trachtenberg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4drucg1A6Xk)

I love it when fan films are done really nice to the point where it seems like they've used quite a budget to make it.

I posted on that vid, about how boring it was, after Phil sent me there. 2 minutes later, bitched at someone for saying who gives a shit about Phil.
:sad: i don't remember. i just saw someone post it on facebook.
who's Phil?

Oh the wonders of drunkenness :rolleyes:
Tron Destiny
The Modern Warfare 2 videos
Mortal Kombat Legacy (although this one is definitely corporate budget as he couldn't get the greenlight for a tv-series, he got it for webisodes).

We have culpability for our actions? Since when? :-P

Phil DeFranco.

I'm out.

Got porn to watch.

We have culpability for our actions? Since when? :-P

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/gentathumbsup.gif

We have culpability for our actions? Since when? :-P

I'm fapping on my mom's pillow. :)

Since when? :-P

178,000 BCE

oh him. i saw a few videos of his.

laters HD.

Laters HD. :)

Laters HD. :)

I'm out.

Got porn to watch.

Now theres an honost man. Later, HD.

Heh! I quoted and removed the tags. Profit from laziness and ingenuity.

I feel like you just burrowed up my ass without asking.

I feel like you just burrowed up my ass without asking.

A typical weekend then. :D

Weekends used to be so pleasurable :(....and then...Doc.

Does anyone know if that new game "Rage" for PC, PS3, Xbox 360 uses an old school lightgun? like Duck Hunt gun? (but more modern for todays consoles)
Just saw some dude playing it in an episode of Breaking Bad. Well my friend did.
Is that actually how the game is or is it controller.
No good google results or the official site says anything about a gun.
so me thinking they just wanted it for the story/camera.

The Rage Scene :) (http://www.amctv.com/breaking-bad/videos/breaking-bad-rage-scene)

FUCK! I love that show!

Does anyone know if that new game "Rage" for PC, PS3, Xbox 360 uses an old school lightgun? like Duck Hunt gun?




The Rage Scene :) (http://www.amctv.com/breaking-bad/videos/breaking-bad-rage-scene)

In the UK I just get the rage, no scene. :mad:

I like unhinged Jesse.

In the UK I just get the rage, no scene. :mad:

No biggie.

On it's own, it doesn't mean much.

I like unhinged Jesse.

It's getting so good. :D :D

I wasn't too sure about the first 3 eps this year (especially after waiting over a year for new eps) but it's really kicking back into high gear ....and it's more than half way over now. :(

i still see no reviews of the lightgun anywhere, not even IGN review when they went to E3.

i still see no reviews of the lightgun anywhere, not even IGN review when they went to E3.

Probably just one of the little touches they do when showing VGs in movies and TV

It's getting so good. :D :D

I wasn't too sure about the first 3 eps this year (especially after waiting over a year for new eps) but it's really kicking back into high gear ....and it's more than half way over now. :(

The show is really good with suspense. Especially with scenes that don't seem like they would be.
Like the dinner scene at Hank's place. You just know something is going to happen.
They tease it and you can see it coming with Walt getting hammered, but Lord do they make you wait for it.
It's almost unbearable.

Probably just one of the little touches they do when showing VGs in movies and TV

:sad: i thought so

The show is really good with suspense. Especially with scenes that don't seem like they would be.
Like the dinner scene at Hank's place. You just know something is going to happen.
They tease it and you can see it coming with Walt getting hammered, but Lord do they make you wait for it.
It's almost unbearable.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Fuck you know it, man.

One of the most intense TV shows I've ever seen.

Remember the parking lot scene with the twins and Hank?

Holy shit. I thought I was going to piss my pants and hide under the covers.

(not a spoiler if you have no idea what we're talking about....well...not a spoiler period).

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Fuck you know it, man.

One of the most intense TV shows I've ever seen.

Remember the parking lot scene with the twins and Hank?

Holy shit. I thought I was going to piss my pants and hide under the covers.

(not a spoiler if you have no idea what we're talking about....well...not a spoiler period).

Unarmed too. Unless you count the car.

I HATE Mad Men for cutting it's budget and The Walking Dead's.

Bunch of greedy fuckers on that show.

It wasn't that funny.

Oh... I see...

You mock...

That makes it funnier. :D

Job done.

You mock...


http://chan.spastics.net/chatroulette/gifs/laughing%20nigger.gif

Feet the Mockers.

http://chan.spastics.net/chatroulette/gifs/laughing%20nigger.gif

I thought I would stop laughing and then I read the gif title.

i'm getting a little sick of beta updates. it takes like years before they finally release the stable good version.
here's a thought: STOP ADDING NEW CRAP AND JUST FIX WHAT'S BROKE!! o_O

Take Xvid4PSP for example. When was the last stable release? never.
When was the last beta update? today? :-/

At least MKVtoolnix finally caught up at some point. auto-saved.
I wish tsMuxeR would do the same. There's people making suggestions and reporting bugs. And all the dev has to say is "wait until an update".
Guess when that was? NEVER!!! auto-saved.

It's time like tsMuxR that I would actually appreciate a beta release. no updates for a long time can really cramp your style.
Especially when other programs implement it into their program.

/rage

I thought I would stop laughing and then I read the gif title.

Yeah...I've been looking for another one that doesn't use that title. :rolleyes:

i'm getting a little sick of beta updates.

I've been waiting ages for a 64 bit audicty that isn't beta.

OH yeah, thems bad too!
I finally saw they did a stable update recently.
that took forever.

although, to speed up beta to stable, it's ideal to try them out and go to the support forums and give input.
they like hearing stories.
i do that for AVStoDVD, i even pointed out a few things that needed be fixed :smrt:

:laugh: that said, I should probably download and try this new beta of Xvid4PSP :laugh:

Yeah...I've been looking for another one that doesn't use that title. :rolleyes:

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/B/u/7/v/Bu7v/laughing%20dirty%20drunkard.gif

IIRC, I don't like the new interface for the newest 6x version they're going for...

You guys ever pick up a film to watch and get halfway to the player and think, "I can't watch this. :shock: If I watch this I'll have to watch ??? next and then ??? and I'll be stuck for the next week without a choice."

So you put it back. :sad:

Just me, huh?

You guys ever pick up a film to watch and get halfway to the player and think, "I can't watch this. :shock: If I watch this I'll have to watch ??? next and then ??? and I'll be stuck for the next week without a choice."

So you put it back. :sad:

Just me, huh?

i'll watch some movies like that. but i'll say to myself "no! i shall not watch the others"
only if i like it. like Pitch Black. Then I watched Chronicles of Riddick. but didnt watch the cartoon yet.
The Mummy...i stopped after 2. watched the scorpion king 1 and didnt bother with 2.
i have will power http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/169.gif

You guys ever pick up a film to watch and get halfway to the player and think, "I can't watch this. :shock: If I watch this I'll have to watch ??? next and then ??? and I'll be stuck for the next week without a choice."

So you put it back. :sad:

Just me, huh?


Not really, when I got the first disc of the pacific i put off watching it till about 2 weeks later because I didnt have any other movies.

You guys ever pick up a film to watch and get halfway to the player and think, "I can't watch this. :shock: If I watch this I'll have to watch ??? next and then ??? and I'll be stuck for the next week without a choice."

So you put it back. :sad:

Just me, huh?

Tv series, yes. Movies, no.
Band of Brothers, Wonderfalls, Titus, and Firefly are frequent culprits.

i'll watch some movies like that. but i'll say to myself "no! i shall not watch the others"
only if i like it. like Pitch Black. Then I watched Chronicles of Riddick. but didnt watch the cartoon yet.
The Mummy...i stopped after 2. watched the scorpion king 1 and didnt bother with 2.
i have will power http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/169.gif

I don't mean shitty sequels., I mean if I watch one John Carpenter I'm doomed to keep going. All the good stuff.

Oh, the Riddick anime is kinda good. Character design by Peter Chung. If you know his work you'll spot it straight away.

TV shows I'm okay with. I can slip a few episodes of those in after a movie. :laugh:

Oh, the Riddick anime is kinda good. Character design by Peter Chung. If you know his work you'll spot it straight away.

my brother bought the dvd-pack. i should really check it out. i think blade an anime too? :confused:
i know they had a tv series :laugh:

my brother bought the dvd-pack. i should really check it out. i think blade an anime too? :confused:
i know they had a tv series :laugh:

TBH, I can't remember anything about the plot, I was just excited to see more Peter Chung. :rolleyes:

Blade live action TV series, I saw a few. :notgood:

PC = Animatrix!

i just watched some of it last night.
the one where they try to turn one of the Runners to their side but he ends up scaring the shit out of her in the matrix.
kind of a sad story. futile efforts.

PC = Animatrix!

Yup. And Aeon Flux.

It won't let me rep any of you three guys. :mad: Maybe tomorrow.

I'm out. Movie time. Niters. :D

Aeon Flux.

:shock: nostalgia. i only saw a few little shorts of those. my brother used to watch it all the time on Much Music.
she always dies at the end doesn't she?
i should look for more.

Niters Doc!

Well, doesn't like anyone else is around... >_>
<_<


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*unzips and starts typing with one hand*http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/emot-fappery.gif

I totally wasn't already doing this.............................................. ...........................

:shock: Battle LA soundtrack with...wait for it...Starship Troopers movie!! :shock:
BRILLIANT!!!

i'll probably never get around to it. there's a shit load of projects I keep saying I'll do.
Still haven't gotten around to doing The Human Centipede with Benny Hill theme. auto-saved.
I'll do it when I buy the movie on blu-ray. Next months.

:shock: Battle LA soundtrack with...wait for it...Starship Troopers movie!! :shock:
BRILLIANT!!!

i'll probably never get around to it. there's a shit load of projects I keep saying I'll do.
Still haven't gotten around to doing The Human Centipede with Benny Hill theme. auto-saved.
I'll do it when I buy the movie on blu-ray. Next months.

Thats actually pretty fitting, Well LA at least. Human Centiped + Benny Hill Theme= Instant Gold

Well, doesn't like anyone else is around... >_>
<_<


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*unzips and starts typing with one hand*http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/emot-fappery.gif


I totally wasn't already doing this.............................................. ...........................

Did I miss the fap party?

http://www.guitarsandaudio.com/extras/shite/DaffyDuck-Fap.gif

Wow. 100+ pages to read? Thanks a lot, guys.

Did I miss the fap party?

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lai4k4a9wG1qe0eclo1_r2_500.gif
Afraid so.

Wow. 100+ pages to read? Thanks a lot, guys.



Don't mention it. :)

My word!

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8934529-original.html)

But....but......you were banned.....

Wow. 100+ pages to read? Thanks a lot, guys.



Take some time out of lubing your asshole more often to come by and it would only be like 20 pages.
Yay for more angry daffy.

This multiple posting thing is tempting. Very, very tempting.

http://i53.tinypic.com/103etxi.gif

Take some time out of lubing your asshole more often to come by and it would only be like 20 pages.

http://i54.tinypic.com/2itklys.gif

gifsoup is being a bihotch again :mad:

actually...gifsoup looks down...
http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/http://www.gifsoup.com/

Wakka Wakka

gifsoup is being a bihotch again :mad:

I hate it. I'm just going to keep uploading them myself. http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/evil3.gif

Is it just me, or is this really disturbing?

http://www.digitalvertigo.co.uk/forum/uploads//monthly_01_2010/post-87-126460875113.gif

Like the Swedish chef took too many drugs or something.

Is it just me, or is this really disturbing?

http://www.digitalvertigo.co.uk/forum/uploads//monthly_01_2010/post-87-126460875113.gif

Like the Swedish chef took too many drugs or something.

Derpy, derp. Derp, derp, derp derp derp!

Yeah, exactly.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3443/ohgodu.gif

Laters Bud.

NIterz, guys.

Keep on fapping the good fap.

Niters HD.
I've fapped too much today. Im getting a cramp in my junk.

Niters HD.
I've fapped too much today. Im getting a cramp in my junk.

:ashine:..........<a href="http://s1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/kalskirata1/?action=view&current=emot-fappery.gif" target="_blank">...........AW FUUCK!!

Niters HD.
I've fapped too much today. Im getting a cramp in my junk.

It's quiet. Ima go make some noise in my neighbors kitchen so when they come to investigate, they'll see me fapping on the cupcakes I baked them :)

Well I can never eat a cupcake again.

Niters, all.

Niters, Aden.

:sad: but i spelled your name on yours :(

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata:
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Diesel - Safe For Work Fruity Porn (SFW) Viral (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m86z_480bqo)

You guys ever pick up a film to watch and get halfway to the player and think, "I can't watch this. :shock: If I watch this I'll have to watch ??? next and then ??? and I'll be stuck for the next week without a choice."


Yeah....I'll give you a hint. Furious.

I'll admit I've been tempted to sit throught the inevitable shittiness that is Twilight....but I think I'll just wait till the series is done and I can kill brain in one swift blow like I did with F&F.


Tv series, yes. Movies, no.

TV series is a killer for me.

I don't stop till it's all done. No movies...no nothing.

I've watched Buffy maybe 5 or 6 times through, Angel 5 or 6, LOST 4, Fringe 2, Six Feet Under 3, THe X-files 5, BSG 3, Millennium 3, Breaking Bad 3, Oz 3, Arrested Development 4, Deadwood 3 and am planning on giving The Wire another run soon.

Firefly, Terriers and Carnivale all got repeat viewings on several occasions too but they don't count 'cuz they were too damned short.


Well, doesn't like anyone else is around... >_>
<_<


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*watches from a behind a shrubbery I have strategically placed in the middle of your living room*


But....but......you were banned.....

:confused:

I am confuzzled. I saw it with my own eyes too.


Is it just me, or is this really disturbing?

http://www.digitalvertigo.co.uk/forum/uploads//monthly_01_2010/post-87-126460875113.gif


As hilarious as The Swedish Chef is, I've always found something mildly disturbing about him too.

*watches from a behind a shrubbery I have strategically placed in the middle of your living room*

o.o
That's where I go pee.

I noticed. :(

you can always take the overflow and turn it into a lemonade stand :)

Don't tell Sparky but I plan on selling him the first glass of "lemonade". :naughty:

first glass of "lemonade". :naughty:


unless sweetener has been added to it :naug---:erm:

But....but......you were banned.....

:confused:

I am confuzzled. I saw it with my own eyes too.

Doesn't it happen every month? Why are you so surprised?

Don't tell Sparky but I plan on selling him the first glass of "lemonade". :naughty:

Sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.

If you're an emo fuck, the first Twilight is tolerable.

New Moon is insipid.

Eclipse is a waste of celluloid. 1 thing happens. Fucking 1. 3 minutes, and that movie is.....2 hours? BULLSHIT.

Doesn't it happen every month? Why are you so surprised?

Sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.

Get on my horse,
I’ll take you around the universe
And all the other places too!

If you're an emo fuck, the first Twilight is tolerable.

New Moon is insipid.

Eclipse is a waste of celluloid. 1 thing happens. Fucking 1. 3 minutes, and that movie is.....2 hours? BULLSHIT.

There's only 3 of them?

Feck...feels like there's about 5 or 6.

Shouldn't be too mindnumbing then.

his eyes remind me of this...

Get on my horse,
I’ll take you around the universe
And all the other places too!

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything

Last book is 2 movies.

Because Twilight is a literary giant like Harry Potter.

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything

Shut up

♪♫ woman, get on my horse... ♫

Can you feel the sarcasm? Does it burn?

Smells a bit like those creepy socks of yours.

Giving birth to the baby breaks her back, iirc.

Oh, and he rips it out of her WITH HIS TEETH. Can't wait to see that on-screen.

It'll be off screen :mad:

Giving birth to the baby breaks her back, iirc.

Oh, and he rips it out of her WITH HIS TEETH. Can't wait to see that on-screen.

It'll be off screen :mad:



SPOILER ALERT! SPOI-------------

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

There's a baby?

Yes, because we care about Twilight spoilers XD

There's a baby?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Bat_Boy.PNG

Funky ass name. She like life-long love imprints on Jacob.

pedophilia much?

He's got his fathers eyes...

why didn't they have babies in the story way back when?
would've been perfect for Aliens....

wots imprint? :confused:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imprinting_(psychology)

So like they bond minds or something and they love each other or some shit. It's dumb as hell.

Jacob, who was present for the birth, almost immediately "imprints"—an involuntary response in which a shape-shifter finds his soul mate—on Edward and Bella's newborn daughter, Renesmee.

ah.

So Jacob and Edward both live?

What is that bullshit?

Kill one of them at least.

Screw that, I'm gonna watch the Big Momma's House movies instead. THey'll kill my brain just as fast but......um....:confused:....erm.....why do I want to watch bad movies again?

Originally Posted by wiki
Jacob, who was present for the birth, almost immediately "imprints"—an involuntary response in which a shape-shifter finds his soul mate—on Edward and Bella's newborn daughter, Renesmee

OH! so...like when she's ripe...he's gonna....

From the sound of that he gets his Surbian Film on

:disgust:

Just thinking about the Serbian Film gives me the uber-wiggins.

I never saw it. Don't ever plan to.

You guys were talking about Rage, earlier. This should be relevant to your interests: http://youtu.be/uxj2ORNTUKI

i heard he's not actually Russian and just putting on an accent.
i like it though. the sfx are just beautiful.

Makes me want to watch Heat really loud with the subwoofer.

He isn't Russian. I thought he was at first XD

I can link you to his other channel, or a really awesome animated podcast starring him and Harley from EMT.

:puppydog: perhaps... both? :puppydog:

His normal voice: http://youtu.be/L2a_pX_WQWQ
The podcast: http://youtu.be/UmYBuyiAZaE <--best thing in the world.

:rofldata:
fuck panada!

I'm talking to YOU, Russia.

forum is up, chat is down empty.
forum is down, i forget about chat :laugh:

Chat's been dead forever. Plus, talking "live" is kind of dangerous, for me.

Wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty~ (http://youtu.be/UgvUrYUFlJM)

Chat's been dead forever. Plus, talking "live" is kind of dangerous, for me.

This. :)

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I went in chat once and that was it. I got pounced with questions being fired at me left right and center....I got scared and ran. :laugh:

Laugh it up, fuzzball.

forum is up, chat is down empty.
forum is down, i forget about chat :laugh:

I've been on chat once. Only one other person hung around longer than 30 seconds.
It was just me and him typing song lyrics for 2 hours and guessing the band until the forums were back up.
I don't know where to log on if I wanted to.

You've already got 3 punishments. Quit while you're ahead.

The 4th is to buy the HD collection. Rectify this problem.

i got banned from chat a couple times. :laugh:
it's a little crazy in there. okay a lot crazy.

I've been known to ban myself from chat and the boards.

Rofl at Amaury's latest post.

BATTLE OF THE PLANETS!!

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata:
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Diesel - Safe For Work Fruity Porn (SFW) Viral (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m86z_480bqo)

Heh.

Oh, was there a link in there?

:laugh: i guess the link was overpowered by the lols and rofl's :laugh:

here's the link...

Diesel - Safe For Work Fruity Porn (SFW) Viral (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m86z_480bqo)

BATTLE OF THE PLANETS!!

Is that what we call slapping each other in the faces with our dangerously inflamed testicles now?

Diesel - Safe For Work Fruity Porn (SFW) Viral (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m86z_480bqo)

I can't fap to this. :mad:

Is that what we call slapping each other in the faces with our dangerously inflamed testicles now?

a SFW version willl also be made as well.

It's not as good, fast :( Oh well. Amaury will be besieged by someone else.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/creepfromtosh0creep_9c435d_2479189.gif

It's not as good, fast :( Oh well. Amaury will be besieged by someone else.

I got yer back.....good. ;)

It was Cuckoo. Brofist.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tHMesYk7Un4/TijvttY5bzI/AAAAAAAAA3s/h4c28xYmMVE/s1600/image.gif

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmnHFSmkawc/TijvsaUwNlI/AAAAAAAAA3o/IOIRfCO3BLo/s1600/bee.gif

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bzp04zDyQAs/Tijvmrt1R7I/AAAAAAAAA3k/nIOS_0BNO38/s1600/1239569729_girls-in-the-bathroom.gif

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oVkrxT5ezXg/TijyblwsZjI/AAAAAAAAA34/Cacu0f_UV00/s1600/mente-poluida-peitos.gif

These have all been seen before but we all have 72-hour memory anyway.

Wow, Thor was terrible. I usually think you guys are too harsh with most of your reviews, but yeah, I have to agree that was pretty worthless.

I've found some enjoyment out of most Marvel adaptations (even the latest X-Men, which I thought I'd hate), but this one just takes the cake.

Oh yeah, and Daredevil/Elektra.

It was Cuckoo. Brofist.



Tori kinda looks like he's checking him out there!

Have a computer again! I've had one since Monday but I've been trying to get my new site up in time and that is time consuming. The artist for the Last Unicorn comic linked to it tonight and now I'm way too excited to go to bed. I want to recruit comic reviewers but I feel like it'd be lame to do that when I've barely posted for 2-3 months!

If anyone wants a new smiley tonight, let me know. I AM IN THE MOOD FOR SMILEYS.

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmnHFSmkawc/TijvsaUwNlI/AAAAAAAAA3o/IOIRfCO3BLo/s1600/bee.gif


I don't remember that one.

I must have blocked it out of my memory.

It's disgusting...I think I would have preferred the real thing.

:rofldata:

:confused:

I don't remember what I was babbling about.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmnHFSmkawc/TijvsaUwNlI/AAAAAAAAA3o/IOIRfCO3BLo/s1600/bee.gif

i was going to question why it has hair running down... :erm: