Feck humble.

Stand up, take charge and order order order.

Or you're never going to get anything done.

Change it to IU Tech then.

He'll rule with a cruel iron fist.

Everybody wins. :D :D :D

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:rofldata: :rofldata:

No clock reviews since Dec?
someone's slacking.

No clock reviews since Dec?
someone's slacking.

:shrugs:

:rofldata:

We just like getting all the spam we've been getting instead.

STS Tech Support Group
Founded by Sparktank of SparTech Industries~

Lead by Sparktank


Also featuring tech experts (in alphabetical order)
CM (http://fuuu.us/351)
NDI (http://fuuu.us/351)
IU (http://fuuu.us/389)

"We dress like we mean bussiness; but we're really just kicking ass!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfrN12pI3jk&feature=player_detailpage#t=23s)




New theme song.

IU, you get no wine glass because you're not CEO.
CM, NDI, you get wine glasses because I'm too lazy to edit them out :laugh:

We just like getting all the spam we've been getting instead.

:confused:

I haven't seen any...

No one reads 'em.

Too long.

Most action we got was for Doc's Sunshine.

...and that's because I added a link in The Nutshell to that review.

If you ever have A LOT to say about a movie or it's soundtrack feel free. :)

[center]Also featuring tech experts (in alphabetical order)

I comes before N...



:badsparky::badsparky:

IU, you get no wine glass because you're not CEO.
CM, NDI, you get wine glasses because I'm too lazy to edit them out :laugh:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Spoken like a true leader.


:confused:

I haven't seen any...

They're automatically put into the spam folder.

I can't be portrayed as a blonde..... gives Sparktech a bad rep...........

~CM~

He'll rule with a cruel iron fist.

(http://fuuu.us/152)

I actually like the sound of that...

Iron Fist... we can a totally non-nazi-like facist theme going on. Such neat clothes, right angles, everything will be in unison, we will march to the computers like a 1000 chuck norrises, and strike fear into every computer error sound.

That's chocolate milk in my glass btw~

:changspew: :changspew: :changspew: :changspew:

OH FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBOO!!

I was focusingon the U letter :-X

alright, since CM provided her portrait...

IU, NDI! Get yerselves a pic and i'll fix it all up nicely.
screenshot it and photobucket it for future references.

I actually like the sound of that...

Iron Fist... we can a totally non-nazi-like facist theme going on. Such neat clothes, right angles, everything will be in unison, we will march to the computers like a 1000 chuck norrises, and strike fear into every computer error sound.

I think you just lost that intimidating power when you got your alphabetical order wrong.

I think you just lost that intimidating power when you got your alphabetical order wrong.

As long as he signs the paychecks right~

As long as he signs the paychecks right~

:laugh:

You might want to talk to him about those...."paychecks".

I think you just lost that intimidating power when you got your alphabetical order wrong.

:eye: IU just brought that up, you ninja-blinded pervert!


I hear he gets them printed at the same place Doc got his medical degree made.

:erm: No I don't. I go nowhere near Doc's facility.
Btw, Doc says hi. And he got new shoes.

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The Dark Knight Rises - Exclusive Nokia Trailer Debut [HD] - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASQqjK47c04&hd=1)

Waiting on IU now...

I don't have the art skills for one.

I don't have the art skills for one.

Neither did he. :eye:

:rofldata:

Add a hat to that contemplative comp guy and that will work.

I don't have the art skills for one.

One of our artistic shit shooters here is on contract. Just so you know~

The Contracts of STS :rofldata:













































It's a bit scary :ashine:

It's a bit scary :ashine:

:erm: Just make sure to read the fine-print and you're all good. :)

If you're smart, you'll hire the STS lawyer to look it over and make some changes in your favor.
You are allowed to make changes to the contract, you know.
:smrt:

The Contracts of STS :rofldata:

It's a bit scary :ashine:


:erm: 'Tis.

There's some small print at the bottom written in Swahili.

I'm not sure what it says but I don't think the contract is up till I'm six feet under...

...and even then. :erm:

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:erm: Just make sure to read the fine-print and you're all good. :)

If you're smart, you'll hire the STS lawyer to look it over and make some changes in your favor.
You are allowed to make changes to the contract, you know.
:smrt:

He says that now.

Wait till he has the contract infront of you.

I've never seen anyone so anxious to get someone to sign something.

Wouldn't even let me read it. :eye:

I signed it Impudent Faustus. :D

...and even then. :erm:

:169:

"The STS Wax Museum is proud to introduce the infamous and rare Cuckoo77. So rare that he deserved a 77 after his name. Seen here, at his lunch table with mounds of papers and sketches, he sharpens a pencil with his teeth. In the background, unbeknownst to Cuckoo77, is a wax sculpture of the notorious Dr. Faustus photobombing the diorama with his hairy arse.

You can read on one of the plaques that depict the daily life of Cuckoo77 in quotes.
This one concerns the moment he sees the Doctor's goatse: 'That's no moon...'

Moving on, we shall see the remains of Sparktank and his scientific lab where he plots the demise of the hipsters and all technology that is older than x264.
Free balloon to anyone who can spot all 16 pieces of Sparktank that we were able to salvage."

:erm: 'Tis.

There's some small print at the bottom written in Swahili.

I'm not sure what it says but I don't think the contract is up till I'm six feet under...

...and even then. :erm:

:erm: Just to be safe....... maybe you shouldn't try to read that part aloud...... just to be safe...

He says that now.

Wait till he has the contract infront of you.

I've never seen anyone so anxious to get someone to sign something.

Wouldn't even let me read it. :eye:

I signed it Impudent Faustus. :D

:eye: Crafty. Absolutely crafty.

I just re-read it and it turns out that Impudent Faustus is going to be in one helllllllllllllluva burlesque show at the end of the year for the STS New Years parade~

Good thing there's no such thing as an Impudent Faustus.

...or else he might have to kill you for that. :)

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And since the paycheck is signed out to him he can't possibly---.....

feck.



Should have asked for straight up cash.

Rob Zombie's writing and directing a film about the Philadelphia Flyers hockey team.

:confused:

All right.
The Broad Street Bullies?

The guys so evil they made Satan's Jury of the Damned on the Simpsons?

Those guys were awesome.
And horrible.
If you were going to make a movie about them, I can't think of a better director.
JonC

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......... aw man........ Ever since I got most of my shelves moved around......... and I can see the floor............ I've taken to just sitting on the floor while being on the computer............. floor hurts bum ; ; and my side........ and my back........ stupid floor........

So...You didn't really think this whole thing out, did you?

:erm: 'Tis.

There's some small print at the bottom written in Swahili.

I'm not sure what it says but I don't think the contract is up till I'm six feet under...

...and even then. :erm:



Does it mean we get senior partners too ? Or is the Tri-fap our own version of the senior partners ?

.I signed it Impudent Faustus. :D


Good thing there's no such thing as an Impudent Faustus.
...or else he might have to kill you for that. :)

I say, chap, that I do find this remarkably overwhelming.

I must admit, at first, I was a tad excited to be involved in a parade: giving me the chance to use my artistic skills in making costumes.
So, contrary to popular belief, I shall not be killing anyone in any manner.

However, I must address two points:

1) I do not appreciate this mischievous behavior in my name. Tut tut.

2) Most reassuringly, I do exist, dear sir.

I think; Therefor I am.
:smrt:

-Pip pip, IF.

So...You didn't really think this whole thing out, did you?

; ; ................................ no :ashine: but this is the most organized it's ever been in here :ashine:..... I was able to actually spread out my entire edh deck....

Does it mean we get senior partners too ? Or is the Tri-fap our own version of the senior partners ?

The Tri-fap answers to the Senior Partners.

The don't speak to us much.

...unless they want a dutch rudder. :sad:

It's horrible. So horrible.

...and it burns.


I say, chap, that I do find this remarkably overwhelming.

I must admit, at first, I was a tad excited to be involved in a parade: giving me the chance to use my artistic skills in making costumes.
So, contrary to popular belief, I shall not be killing anyone in any manner.

However, I must address two points:

1) I do not appreciate this mischievous behavior in my name. Tut tut.

2) Most reassuringly, I do exist, dear sir.

I think; Therefor I am.
:smrt:

-Pip pip, IF.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

I think; Therefor I am.
:smrt:

-Pip pip, IF.

Yet you still make spelling mistakes.

You make one heck of a sir, mate.

:rolleyes:

Pip pip pip, tut tut tut, and a couple of tra-la-la's~

Bonne Nuit, mesdames et messieurs.

Le doc needs his sleep. Otherwise he gets gruffy and aggressive.

You make one heck of a sir, mate.


:rofldata: :rofldata:

They had his esquire title revoked many years ago after the Goatse Slop On Main Street incident of which he was heavily involved with.

Nite Docrate~

Niters, Le Doc.

Fap hard, fap well and....um.......

...fap.

Yet you still make spelling mistakes.

You make one heck of a sir, mate.

:rolleyes:

Why, thank you, sir.

I shall take that as no more than mere constructive criticism upon my social endeavors in this internet world.

Many thanks to you, a fine example of a gentleman.

My hat, thus tipped in your direction, good sir.

http://i.imgur.com/SCx0M.gif

I bid you adieu, or as the STS colloquialism, "Niters".


:rofldata: :rofldata:

They had his esquire title revoked many years ago after the Goatse Slop On Main Street incident of which he was heavily involved with.

If you're referring to the incident about the dragon, I was merely giving him a nudge out the door~

If you're referring to the incident about the dragon, I was merely giving him a nudge out the door~

That'd be it.

That "dragon" that you gave a little nudge out the "door" while you were getting your goatse on, left a huge stain in the middle of Main Street.

He calls pooping "pushing the dragon".

Sounds like a new dance craze~

That'd be it.

That "dragon" that you gave a little nudge out the "door" while you were getting your goatse on, left a huge stain in the middle of Main Street.

He calls pooping "pushing the dragon".

:eye: what the fuck? :shock:

Sounds like a new dance craze~
:laugh:

The way he did it, it looked like one too.

:eye: what the fuck? :shock:

The gentleman facade flew right out the window :rofldata:

:rofldata:

He's just like the rest of us.

The dirty monocled pervert.

Maaaaaaaaaaaybe I should get rid of Impudent Faustus and stick to Sparktank...

or vice versa...

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:laugh:

The way he did it, it looked like one too.

:eye: you watched me release the dragon??? :eye:

Odd. very odd.

and um.. erotic? :erm:

Bud would be proud and demand pics.

Me thinks Impudent Faustus has been hitting the sauce.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Impudent Faustus only wishes he had some of the sweet nectar that is the "sauce".

:sad: Sadly, he is without an excuse for his behavior as of late.
And, promptly apologizes.

Many apologies for my unpardonably nature that exhibited in the recent events.

*tips hat and pretends nothing ever happened*
Curses, you dragon, you shall be dealt with in a timely fashion that is convenient to mine own schedule.

No need for apologies here at STS.

It's Main Street that still bears the pain of those stains.

A constant reminder of that fateful day all those years ago.

:rofldata:

Alas, the pain is but mine.

Every other daily business regarding of said "dragons" shall forever be tainted by the mere thought of the stain of that once forgotten dragon.

That fateful day puts a, for lack of a better word, hemorrhoid betwixt my cheeks.

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A great example of "pushing your luck"
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/grkaq.gif

A great example of "pushing your luck"
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/grkaq.gif

:rofldata: :rofldata:

A great example of "pushing your luck"
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/grkaq.gif

:bearclap: Ha haww, very excellent, indeed!
I do believe a "thanks" is in order, good chap.


-Pip, pip.
Impudent Faustus

anyone watch master chef last night?

the blind chick is a fucking prodigy

anyone watch master chef last night?

the blind chick is a fucking prodigy

Nope. :(

Can't watch those type of cooking shows.

Makes me twitch.

May as well be watching the monitor at work. :laugh:

The only cooking competition show I ever watch is Iron Chef Japan............ God how I wish for dvds of that show ; ; Come on Japan. You know the rest of the world loved that show. The American version is terrible ; ;

I do not recall having watched any cooking show in many a day.
Sorry, friend, I am unable to further this conversation with you.

Perhaps, if you were to partake in a smashing conversation on the controversies of using a washable cloth dispenser instead of the much more sanely, sanitary paper dispensers?

Motion-sensor, of course.

Had to use a motion sensor sink the other day............ damn thing wouldn't turn off :rofldata:

Motion sensors are a nice idea...

...but suck.

They never work.

:rofldata:

Motion sensors are a nice idea...

...but suck.

They never work.

:rofldata:

:laugh: I have traversed many water-closets and have yet to find a most reliable motion sensor.

Agreed, they have their, shall we say, hiccups?
However, I would much rather deal with the annoyances of the machinery inside than having to use my elbow to release the paper.
I have had many eyes gander and chuckle in my general direction, of which, I am certain is at my expense.

Sparky

:badsparky:

They're huge. Well worth the price if any of the Zelda nuts here wanted them.

:laugh: I have traversed many water-closets and have yet to find a most reliable motion sensor.

Agreed, they have their, shall we say, hiccups?
However, I would much rather deal with the annoyances of the machinery inside than having to use my elbow to release the paper.
I have had many eyes gander and chuckle in my general direction, of which, I am certain is at my expense.

The gentleman doesn't have an attendant to dry for him and spritz some cologne? I say...

However, I would much rather deal with the annoyances of the machinery inside than having to use my elbow to release the paper.

In the situation where the motion sensor on the paper towel dispenser doesn't work, you'd rather nothing than to use your elbows?

Dry your hands on your pants?

Not very gentleman like. :notgood:

They're huge. Well worth the price if any of the Zelda nuts here wanted them.



Jolly good, sir.
A congratulatory bear clap headed your way. :)

:bearclap:

Or, as they say on the internet: You have won the interwebs.

Ignoring the important part of the post :rolleyes:

Predictable.

The gentleman doesn't have an attendant to dry for him and spritz some cologne? I say...

Ah, yes. I do miss those times. A day in the lieu were splendidly calculated.
Even to the point where one can continue a conversation from earlier that evening.


In the situation where the motion sensor on the paper towel dispenser doesn't work, you'd rather nothing than to use your elbows?

Dry your hands on your pants?

Not very gentleman like. :notgood:

Nay, I do detest even upon that action.
The pants would reveal unlikely conclusion that I have suffered back-splash.

Drying on the sleeves, the upper arm, never the forearm, are acceptable in such situations.

It is recommended, should the situation arise that you are to meet an old chap,that you grasp at the forearm rather than an insignificant hand shake.

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Predictable.

Your efforts are, indeed, commendable, Sir Neg.


































































However transparent they may be. :)

However transparent they may be. :)

Woah, there, Imf!

That's a Mod you're barking at. :notgood:

You remember what happened back in '02, don't you?

You remember what happened back in '02, don't you?

Le sigh, as it is said around here.
Yet another dragon incident... :erm:

Yet another dragon incident

Damn straight!

I don't even have to post the results of the IP search.

I'm not sure which is more sad. Sparky's performance, or that I can't remember the password for Knegative.

I can't remember the password for Knegative.

:shock: You can't? Not at all??? :puppydog:

Say it isn't so!

We should have a huge sock-puppet party!

slutts

Well, this is my cue to go find some dinner.

Perhaps if the Gentleman Faustus were to ruse his charm a bit more the MewMew may come out to greet him~

slutts

yo.

indeed

slutts

My word...

How refreshing.

maybe the boat in my sig is where CM lives

Perhaps if the Gentleman Faustus were to ruse his charm a bit more the MewMew may come out to greet him~

It appears MewMew's owner has vacated his internet.
There shall be more pressing times in the future where so-called "sock puppets" are needed to assemble.

This shit's confusing to keep up with~

maybe the boat in my sig is where CM lives

Nah, I wouldn't let dat bitch on my boat~

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Nah, I wouldn't let dat bitch female on my boat~

I say, that language is very unbecoming of you, madame.

where's sex man or whatever his name is

raaadio radio radio yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep

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I say, that language is very unbecoming of you, madame.

Unbecoming of the bitch to be a bitch :smrt: I only calls it like I sees it~

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Unbecoming of the bitch to be a bitch :smrt: I only calls it like I sees it~

Any notion worth standing up to in a prompt manner is one worth liking.

Hats off to you, miss Misu.

A few more assertive actions and you can be the next Emmeline Pankhurst~

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Locked me out of logging in as myself :laugh:

Should be 5 attempts for every screenname, not IP, Sarah.

As always. Fix ur shit.

nite, derpies


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I can reset the Knegative password to something if you want, so you can log in and change it to whatever.

I don't need it.

Locked myself out again by screwing up once~

Feck...scrolling by Lye's "derp" post on a tablet is very annoying.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Well played, pervert.

Well played.

Fap time, gents.

"Laters."
(Really am just going to get cracking on sorting out the final files of recovering my external. So bloody close!)

Perhaps if the Gentleman Faustus were to ruse his charm a bit more the MewMew may come out to greet him~

Fat chance of that ever happening.

I hate Mew-mew.

:rofldata:


This shit's confusing to keep up with~

The ways of the sockpuppet can be.

I remember screwing up with Sexman once.

Posted what he was supposed to say with my 'cuckoo' account.

Covered my tracks pretty fast with that one.

Made it like I was imitating him, by using proper grammar (by fluke) unlike Sexman who was horrible at spelling and using words incorrectly.


Nah, I wouldn't let dat bitch on my boat~

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:


where's sex man or whatever his name is

I forgot his password.

Bud probably has it....maybe.



Unbecoming of the bitch to be a bitch :smrt: I only calls it like I sees it~

:bearclap: :bearclap:

Nite everybody~
http://i.imgur.com/xvMrG.gif

3) :this: I noticed the last time I hung out with my friends downtown, we walked a bit of the seawall. Sure we stopped at a table and had snacks and fed a seagull. But when I got home, my socks were totally soaked. ick.

When we go drinking at the park at night, I always bring towels for us to sit on. When we don't use the bench.

That kinda felt like poetry.

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???

PAPER!

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(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/15892595-original.html)

I hate Mew-mew.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpnyaifkxg1qhhcy7o1_500.gif


That kinda felt like poetry.

:laugh: I didn't even notice until I re-read it.

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I got one last transfer and I'm in the clear for backing up my external.

I deduced that if I can borrow it from the library or rent it from the vidya store again, I can pass it.
:smrt:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpnyaifkxg1qhhcy7o1_500.gif



:laugh: I didn't even notice until I re-read it.

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I got one last transfer and I'm in the clear for backing up my external.

I deduced that if I can borrow it from the library or rent it from the vidya store again, I can pass it.
:smrt:

Gingerbread Man, or whatever his name is, sounds tasty.

Gingy sounds tasty.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxbvm2Rhb1r8r20go1_500.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxbvm2Rhb1r8r20go1_500.gif

All these high quality gifs of late.... yet I see no Sam Neill...

All these high quality gifs of late.... yet I see no Sam Neill...

:eye: I GIS'ed these and bookmarked them. Used them long time ago on Cuckoo when he was being a monster yet again.

Cuckoo...was being a monster yet again.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It's been known to be bad from time to time.

For you.

:smug:

SparkTech Update: K-Lite Codec Pack

I use the Mega pack so you are going to read about the Mega pack~

K-Lite Mega Codec Pack 8.92

Changelog:
* Updated Media Player Classic Home Cinema to version 1.6.3.5140
* Updated ffdshow to version 1.2.4464
* Updated LAV Filters to version 0.50.5-34-gf4be104
* Updated AC3Filter to version 2.5b
* Replaced DC-Bass Source 1.3 with DC-Bass Source Mod 1.4
* Removed OptimFROG decoder
* DC-Bass Source Mod is now used for decoding OptimFROG
* Added support for TAK audio
* Updated Codec Tweak Tool to version 5.3.6
* Updated MediaInfo Lite to version 0.7.58
* Updated Icaros to version 2.1b
* Added BabelSoft Media Preview
* Media Preview is an Explorer shell extension for generating video thumbnails

Date added: June 19, 2012
MD5 Checksum: 93DF2AD78C092325CC05F8574D2283B2


http://www.filehippo.com/download_klite_mega_codec/

Used them long time ago on Cuckoo when he was being a monster yet again.

You made me! Remember?

Just finished Harry Brown.

What a fine, fine film.

Michael Caine's been on a "do anything for a paycheck" run for the past decade or so but this one made up for it.

Final phase of trying to format the external.
It's quite a few bad sectors on it. So it won't format normally.
Will need a different program.
Hopefully this "MiniTool" Partition program will help.
Free version is supposed to be really good at scanning for bad sectors.
Even on RAW formats. Which my external is since something went wrong crashed the master boot file severely.
(when I dropped it :erm:)

Just finished Harry Brown.

What a fine, fine film.

Michael Caine's been on a "do anything for a paycheck" run for the past decade or so but this one made up for it.

Old Man Vengeance.

Old Man Vengeance.

I hear Doc really wanted that role.

Too bad...after he lost the Gran Torino role as well. :laugh:

I did some rearranging on my external~

I brought the sexy back.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/jj6vbm.gif

Kamen Rider Wizard Confirmed as Kamen Rider 2012? [Updated: Content Removed] - JEFusion (http://www.jefusion.com/2012/06/kamen-rider-wizard-confirmed-for-2012.html)

Kinda iffy on the name, but I am all for rings as a henshin device. Pretty sure I wouldn't be able to resist blowing money on Kamen Rider power rings.

If we get a magical girl as a secondary rider my life will be complete

Who likes my new signature format? :3

Imagining it said in the Rouse voice. Wizard Crush~ Cool enough for me.

Of course, I've been saying Capricorn like Unicorn for ages.

Rings could stymie adult collectors a lot more than belts. Assuming he isn't plugging them into the belt. Or takes them off his fingers and puts them there.

Oh god, that is a thing of beauty ; ;

See, I'm excited about the rings because I have freakish child hands, but you're right, they might wind up being a pain for a lot of the adult collector market. I'm sort of imagining something where he puts the ring on and presses it into the belt? So that could work, but that's based on my head and not on reality. I think you're right that Wizard would probably sound a lot cooler when not said in an American accent. I can totally hear Fumihiko Tachiki saying WIZ-ARD in an awesome voice.

Kinda bummed the artist rumors weren't true. Pen Module really showed how cool that could be.

Who likes my new signature format? :3


Oh god, that is a thing of beauty ; ;



:)

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I'm beginning to think someone who worked on the Tekken film read Doc's Nut review and has sent all the spammers in the world to it.

:rofldata:

Who likes my new signature format? :3


:)

Who likes my new signature format? :3

zing

:bearclap: :bearclap:

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Had a weird bad dream last night.

My ex & I had to move back in together for some reason not even the gods can explain.

It was awkward. She brought a cat with her. Not just any ol' cat. It was called a bear-cat.

Nasty, nasty little thing. Regular housecat size, (apart from a large belly :confused:) but vicious as hell.

It was nearly hairless. Seemed fine until I had to close a screendoor because it was getting cold.

Then all it wanted to do was kill me. :laugh:

...and all she did was watch pirated episodes on a burnt DVD of The Big Bang Theory while I struggled with this thing in the background. :laugh: Sounds funnier when I print it out like this. :laugh:

Most of the dream was me fighting off this thing. I finally ran into the bedroom and shut the door.

O_o

The bear-cat could bend closed doors like they were rubber (that indicated to me at that moment that I was dreaming).

Last thing, before I woke up, was it hanging by my throat with it's jaw.

Very weird.

*tweet-tweet*

Found my Call of Cthulhu book. Bastard was hiding behind the shelf. :mad:

Inanimate objects, you're messing with the wrong frenchman.

Excellent. :D

For some reason I imagined you walking into the room "Good news, everyone!"

Every. Damn. Time.

I will not stop believing. Someday Doc will want things branded with Steve's face :sad:

I'm sensing hostility. :smrt: I'm so good I'm almost empathic.


Although Ministry doing any newalbum and Wes Craven directing anything new. :notgood:


The Straight Story was so good. :love:

It was feckin amazing. I loved every second of it.




:nathanfillion:


Doc will not be pleased that you posted a pic of him. :laugh:

:sad:


I get free food.

:treknod:


I don't know how people still pay for virus protection. The free stuff works just as well.

People think if you pay for it it must be good. And yet they'll go to the theatre to see Bayformers. :notgood:


Maybe he's one of those mystery lurkers. He'd fit right in if only he would post~

:shock: I've always imagined our lurkers as timid, meek shut-ins that are afraid of their own shadow.

You've just opened a whole new can of worms in my head.


When we go drinking at the park at night, I always bring towels for us to sit on. When we don't use the bench.

It's illegal to drink in public places here.


Every time someone posts something with shit-shooter's name attached to them there's always questions. :laugh:

And yet they'll go to the theatre to see Bayformers. :notgood:

:rofldata:

It's a North American thing.

I've seen all 3 in theaters. :sad:

...or atleast 2 1/2 of them. :confused: :D :erm:

The way you spelled theater with an "re" instead of the "er" makes it sound like we're going to a classy little play or something. :laugh:


:shock: I've always imagined our lurkers as timid, meek shut-ins that are afraid of their own shadow.

Once they get rid of that "afraid of their own shadow" thing, they'll be just like a regular shit-shooter. :smrt:


It's illegal to drink in public places here.

It's so very illegal here too.

Funny...I was just watching 50/50 the other day and they were drinking in Stanley Park here.

...and wondered, based on how often we see characters casually drinking in public here, how much other folks think it must be legal in North America.




:nathanfillion:

O_O

Those....aren't yoga pants.

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:


No I don't. I go nowhere near Doc's facility.

I named my penis big doc. I named my anus facility. :eye:




Tie. :nod:


-Pip pip, IF.

That guy... :shock:


I only calls it like I sees it~

x2 The best way.


That kinda felt like poetry.

Poetry feels like a warm vowel in a silk handkerchief.


I hear Doc really wanted that role.

Too bad...after he lost the Gran Torino role as well. :laugh:

My day will come.






http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/537d378c370f0a15232d1c9d81b17ff2/124992%20-%20animated%20pinkie_pie%20spongebob_Squarepants%2 0take_my_money%20wallet.gif

Seriously. From where? And how many hookers would I need to mug to afford it?


I'm beginning to think someone who worked on the Tekken film read Doc's Nut review and has sent all the spammers in the world to it.

Monkeys worked on it. They're halfway through the latter half of Shakespeare's output. There was a mass walk out over pay. The bananas were too brown. :notgood:


Inanimate objects, you're messing with the wrong frenchman.

Tricksy things, those inanimates.


The way you spelled theater with an "re" instead of the "er" makes it sound like we're going to a classy little play or something.


We call it a cinema. I use theatre so not to confuse all you guys. But, yea. theatre here is where plays and shows happen. My natural docness spelt it with the -re (because, you know ... that's the correct way. :smrt: )

it's a funny old world.

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That was indeed a tragical history. :sad: When the lights went out I couldn't find the black guy at all.

I spell it theatre, too.

It was only $38, I think? It was from Indonesia, though. I could dig the listing back up if you want. It's on DA BAY

We call it a cinema. I use theatre so not to confuse all you guys.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I think if we all put our heads together after a few hours we'd get what you meant.

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I spell it theatre, too.

Weird.

I should spell it that way too.

"Theater" is the American spelling.

Of course, I say "zee" and not "zed".

I spell "color" and not "colour".

:shrugs:

I should just move to the Americas and live with Neg. :)

...we could egg Lye's house.

I spell it theatre, too.

:love:


It was only $38, I think? It was from Indonesia, though. I could dig the listing back up if you want. It's on DA BAY

That's ... Link me. I would wear the shit out of that if it comes in XL size.


I think if we all put our heads together after a few hours we'd get what you meant.

No need to thank me. Kindness is its own reward.

Kindness is its own reward.

Get out of with that sorta hippy gee-boo talk.

4 Elephant & Castle's out of 5

:laugh: That made me grin.

:laugh: That made me grin.
I had no idea the name was known outside of UK

When you grow up with Prime Suspect and stuff like that you get to know it.

Plus...Attack The Block.

Coincidentally, our crime-riddled area of town got a huge tip of the hat in 28 Days Later when they used GSY!BE's East Hastings. A song inspired by our shitty side of town.

Now you know our bad area. :smrt:

I should just move to the Americas and live with Neg. :)

...we could egg Lye's house.

This is agreeable.


That's ... Link me. I would wear the shit out of that if it comes in XL size.

Small through Large. Asian (and South American) sizes are smaller. Not a stereotype. My mom has had to send stuff back. Be warned.

When you grow up with Prime Suspect and stuff like that you get to know it.

I never watched it. Watched a few similar things. Cracker was good.


Small through Large. Asian (and South American) sizes are smaller. Not a stereotype. My mom has had to send stuff back. Be warned.

Fuck. :sad: I can squeeze into a UK Large but I prefer XL. They'd never fit me.

This is agreeable.


Isn't it? :D

Lye will thank us. He will take it as a token of affection.

...or he better. Or we'll egg it again.

Had a weird bad dream last night.

My ex & I had to move back in together for some reason not even the gods can explain.

It was awkward. She brought a cat with her. Not just any ol' cat. It was called a bear-cat.

Nasty, nasty little thing. Regular housecat size, (apart from a large belly :confused:) but vicious as hell.

It was nearly hairless. Seemed fine until I had to close a screendoor because it was getting cold.

Then all it wanted to do was kill me. :laugh:

...and all she did was watch pirated episodes on a burnt DVD of The Big Bang Theory while I struggled with this thing in the background. :laugh: Sounds funnier when I print it out like this. :laugh:

Most of the dream was me fighting off this thing. I finally ran into the bedroom and shut the door.

O_o

The bear-cat could bend closed doors like they were rubber (that indicated to me at that moment that I was dreaming).

Last thing, before I woke up, was it hanging by my throat with it's jaw.

Very weird.

*tweet-tweet*

:changspew:

I picture you like this running around in the background (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iolxQiMRF7k) while she enjoys singing along with the theme song to TBBT.

Soundtrack I thought of while reading. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmzQ5tHTLhw)

:doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: a screen door... :joker lightning:

Why do I picture you grappling your arms, all hunched over and complaining about the weather like an old man? :laugh:

I picture you like this running around in the background (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iolxQiMRF7k) while she enjoys singing along with the theme song to TBBT.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

That's exactly what came to mind when I was typing it out. I thought, one of you perverts is going to imagine that exact scene from Friends. :laugh:


Why do I picture you grappling your arms, all hunched over and complaining about the weather like an old man? :laugh:

Wasn't me.

It was her.

I could care less about warmth. :laugh: My windows are open almost all year long.

I've not seen Harry Brown. I remember the poster art we got here (not the same as the one you used) and it made me think of Button Man.

...

Button Man would make a good film. I love Arthur Ranson's art.

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I picture you like this running around in the background (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iolxQiMRF7k) while she enjoys singing along with the theme song to TBBT.

That's some really irritating canned laughter. I couldn't make it to the end of that.


I couldN'T care less about warmth.

Pet hate of mine. Think about it.

Button Man would make a good film.

I think after the success of A History Of Violence they've been talking about it a bit.

Not enough though.

Maybe if Dredd is successful it might happen.

They guy who directed Drive was supposedly on board. He'd do good on that.

Maybe if Dredd is successful it might happen.

The first two thirds will be good because ... Alex Garland. :laugh:

Pet hate of mine. Think about it.

:rofldata:

no idea.

It's a proper use of the contraction, so it can't be that.

I'll use it more often, now that I know.

Sparky knows anywayS.

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The first two thirds will be good because ... Alex Garland. :laugh:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

If you "could care less" that means you haven't reached the level of absolute non caring.


I'll use it more often, now that I know.

If you "could care less" that means you haven't reached the level of absolute non caring.

:treknod:

I see now.

:smrt:




Bring it, futureslut. :laugh:

Bring it, futureslut. :laugh:

:rofldata:

:rofldata:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

I think.....you just won.

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People think if you pay for it it must be good. And yet they'll go to the theatre to see Bayformers. :notgood:

:nathanfillion:


It's illegal to drink in public places here.

:laugh: :rolleyes:


The way you spelled theater with an "re" instead of the "er" makes it sound like we're going to a classy little play or something. :laugh:

I wish there was one of those pics that would illustrate the differences, like when people do typos :laugh:




It's so very illegal here too.
Funny...I was just watching 50/50 the other day and they were drinking in Stanley Park here.
...and wondered, based on how often we see characters casually drinking in public here, how much other folks think it must be legal in North America.

:laugh: :rolleyes:

:shock: Did you get sads too? I lost it so many times in the last half. :sad:


I named my penis big doc. I named my anus facility. :eye:

I named my penis Dudley Do Right. I named my anus slumber party.
"Want to have a slumber party? You get shake hands with Dudley Do Right if you do."


That guy... :shock:

:169:


We call it a cinema. I use theatre so not to confuse all you guys. But, yea. theatre here is where plays and shows happen. My natural docness spelt it with the -re (because, you know ... that's the correct way. :smrt: )

I spell either/or. Sometimes -re, sometimes -er. Depends on the mood sometimes. Other times it depends on how I felt about the movie or the theater.
Theatre goes to films like War Horse.
Theater goes to Bayformers.
Theatre goes to ones with comfy seats and not so much stickiness of spilled pop on the floor.
Theater goes to cheaper cinemas that have free gum if you reach under the seat.
:smrt:

I do notice now that having typed that out... spell checker is screaming at me about -re being incorrect. :eye:


"Theater" is the American spelling.

Of course, I say "zee" and not "zed".

I spell "color" and not "colour".

I should just move to the Americas and live with Neg. :)

...we could egg Lye's house.

:eye: How do you watch Pulp Fiction?
Do you sit there and say "Zee's dead, baby. Zee's dead." That's absurd!

I'll spell color if I'm too lazy to throw in the u.
i say zed.

Although, sometimes I conform to spellchecker cus it screams bloody REDRUM at me every single time!!! :mad:
ALRIGHT ALREADY!!! THERE, YOU HAPPY! I SPELLED THEATER LIKE A BLEEDING EEJIT!!! o_O

Don't forget to take photos and make a power point slide presentation of the shenanigans. :)


Get out of with that sorta hippy gee-boo talk.

:this:

WTF? :laugh: :confused: China news confuses rubber vagina/anus for special mushroom (SUBTITLED) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=789he-8T_-E)

:rofldata: :rofldata:

That's exactly what came to mind when I was typing it out. I thought, one of you perverts is going to imagine that exact scene from Friends. :laugh:

:bearclap: :bearclap: :bearclap:

I like the cut of your dream's jib.

:shock: Did you get sads too? I lost it so many times in the last half. :sad:

Of course.

I did near the beginning though.

It showed an extended shot of the room my grandmother was in during her 3 years in the hospital.

Guess I wasn't ready to see that room again. :sad:

The book in the bathroom gets me the most. :laugh:


:eye: How do you watch Pulp Fiction?
Do you sit there and say "Zee's dead, baby. Zee's dead." That's absurd!


:badsparky:

If you "could care less" that means you haven't reached the level of absolute non caring.

:this:

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That was odd. When it got to


...feel free to insert "things" into it but the wearer can also let their own, ahem, toy dangle out...

I knew I was in very unfamiliar territory.


I do notice now that having typed that out... spell checker is screaming at me about -re being incorrect. :eye:

I have mine set to UK English. It hates theater. :laugh:

Sparky's here but it's like he's on a 30 minute time delay.

:rofldata:

Must be the signal gets caught in all that snowy Canadian weather.

WTF? :laugh: :confused: China news confuses rubber vagina/anus for special mushroom (SUBTITLED) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=789he-8T_-E)

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Obviously those guys are trolls :joker lightning:
They really got the news going hahaha
the very first shot is so lol'able.
And then when they zoom in on the vagina :joker lightning:


Of course.

I did near the beginning though.

It showed a shot of the room my grandmother was in during her 3 years in the hospital.

Guess I wasn't ready to see that room again. :sad:

:puppydog: Wanna hug my batman?


The book in the bathroom gets me moist. :laugh:

; ; that part made me love Seth Rogen so much more. I already loved him to begin with, but that part just sealed a deal for him to have a slumber party with me and Dudley Do Right.

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Sparky's here but it's like he's on a 30 minute time delay.

:rofldata:

Must be the signal gets caught in all that snowy Canadian weather.

:doc: :doc: :doc:

:puppydog: Wanna hug my batman?



:eye:

Not really.

I have mine set to UK English. It hates theater. :laugh:

Mine's on English (US). theater. theatre.
nope. theater it is then.

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:eye:

Not really.

I have a Joker too if that suits you better.

I saw Seth Rogan. Everything good you've said about the movie is instantly invalidated.

Also, absurd sexual metaphors result in

:badsparky:

I spent way too long on that Kanojo site. My eyes have seen things. :notgood:

I saw Seth Rogan.

You mean like IRL? or just... :erm:

*hides behind batman*

Mine's on English (US). theater. theatre.
nope. theater it is then.

I've got theater too.

Color.

Odor.

grblx.


I have a Joker too if that suits you better.

No hugs period.

Shoo.


I saw Seth Rogan. Everything good you've said about the movie is instantly invalidated.

*cough-cough* Matrix Revolutions. *cough-cough*

:laugh:

There's some interesting ideas in this.

My Dream Cast For A Star Trek The Next Generation Reboot | The Mary Sue (http://www.themarysue.com/star-trek-tng-recast/2/)

:doc: Shenanigans.

:shock: I spelled it right! Spell checker didn't scream at me!

:happycroc: :happycroc: :happycroc: :happycroc:

*hugs batman in joy*

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There's some interesting ideas in this.

My Dream Cast For A Star Trek The Next Generation Reboot | The Mary Sue (http://www.themarysue.com/star-trek-tng-recast/2/)

Not bad. I'd watch it.

Not bad. I'd watch it.

I like the casting idea of Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba, Bryce Dallas Howard and Billy Boyd.

I was waiting to go "aww...fuck no" when they got to Picard....

...but Chris Eccleston would be highly acceptable.

Agreed. He's a pretty good act.
Glad they didn't go with someone that's so high profile that it would actually interfere with the rest of the cast.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

I'd frame it and hang it on my bathroom wall. :)

Fry's Planet Word - Subliminal effect of swearing - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd6YGYgXgPQ&feature=player_embedded)

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I'd frame it and hang it on my bathroom wall. :)

I have the Green Day heart grenade on my bathroom wall. :laugh: I cut it out and laminated it so it's safe from shower steam.

It looks awesome as fuck. (see what I did there?)

Must be higher res out there of this.

*puts on hunting mask*



"Nick Stahl missing for second time in 2 months." jebus.



Disney/Pixar's Monsters University Teaser Trailer - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vRbhvt89NM)

I have the Green Day heart grenade on my bathroom wall. :laugh: I cut it out and laminated it so it's safe from shower steam.

I have Riley Finn.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Don't know why. I think just to make guests go "what the feck?"

I need to hang stuff in my bathroom. There's these two African masks in there, right now.

Hippos are brutal. And really gross. I wonder if that guy survived without getting pooed on.

I have nothing on my bathroom wall. Old bad habits from my ex, I think, he wouldn't let me hang stuff on the walls. Should probably get over it and cover it with awesome. :D

There's these two African masks in there, right now.

That's cool.

I have Riley Finn.

Jebus wept.

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I need to hang stuff in my bathroom. There's these two African masks in there, right now.

Have one of those in my kitchen.


Should probably get over it and cover it with awesome. :D

:this::this::this: Empty walls make me crazy.

I have nothing African.

Have 2 Maori clubs hanging up.

This looks like a winner. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/)

This looks like a winner. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/)

You just pick out your next PoS on your own? :D

I think you did.

You just pick out your next PoS on your own? :D

I think you did.

I still haven't watched Troll 2. I need to get on that. I've made a decent dent in my stack of �1 store shit to watch so I can take a time out for a day or two.

I used to watch scenes from that on youtube. Do eeeeet~

Mark said something about how he's a grown up and he doesn't want to clutter his walls.

Mark presses his luck way too much.

I still haven't watched Troll 2. I need to get on that. I've made a decent dent in my stack of �1 store shit to watch so I can take a time out for a day or two.

You willingly watched Into The Blue. :laugh:

That should be good for now.

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I used to watch scenes from that on youtube. Do eeeeet~

Mark said something about how he's a grown up and he doesn't want to clutter his walls.

Mark presses his luck way too much.

Does he tuck in his Batman shirt?

Couldn't find a bigger pic of that, Sparky. Found it on a tee. Shirtoid (Xenomorph Evolution by Sublevel Studios is $10...) (http://shirtoid.tumblr.com/post/24193332170/xenomorph-evolution-by-sublevel-studios-is-10)

Does he tuck in his Batman shirt?

Probably :rolleyes:

Mark said something about how he's a grown up and he doesn't want to clutter his walls.

Clutter is bad. Art is essential.


You willingly watched Into The Blue. :laugh:

I sincerely hope you have fun with Troll 2, Doc. Can't wait to see what you rate it.


Mark said something about how he's a grown up and he doesn't want to clutter his walls.

Mark presses his luck way too much.

Why are people always trying to suck all the fun out of being an adult ; ;

Do all the things you couldn't do as a kid and lots of the things you could, imo

Found it.
Originated at this website.

Shirt Punch (http://shirtpunch.com/gallery.php)
June 1st.

lots of cool shirts there.

Free hugs
Ocarina of Time (pieces)
Ripley

found this as well.

I sincerely hope you have fun with Troll 2, Doc. Can't wait to see what you rate it.

If I'm in the mood later tonight, I'll watch it. If I'm not in the mood for that kind of film I'll end up turning it off and I don't want to do that. I feel it's my duty to see it through to the end. :laugh:


Why are people always trying to suck all the fun out of being an adult ; ;

They want us to be like them. :notgood:

Clutter is bad. Art is essential.

I have a little bit of A and a little bit of B. :-P




:rofldata:

I felt the same way.

I willingly watched My Soul To Take even though I heard absolutely NOTHING good about that film.

I should have listened. :sad:



Why are people always trying to suck all the fun out of being an adult ; ;

Do all the things you couldn't do as a kid and lots of the things you could, imo

Jib of the most exquisite kind. :D


If I'm in the mood later tonight, I'll watch it. If I'm not in the mood for that kind of film I'll end up turning it off and I don't want to do that. I feel it's my duty to see it through to the end. :laugh:

:rofldata:

I don't even remember what my next PoS assignment was.

I blocked it out of my mind.

....if I'm not mistaken, it's you that gets to pick it out for me. :erm:

I'm scared.

You get this. Remember now? :rolleyes: Fist of the North Star (1995) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113074/) Make sure it's the live action and not the animation.


A Legendary Warrior Battles Against The Forces Of Evil.

:doc::doc: I've seen it more than once. :laugh:

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The whole damn thing is on youtube :rofldata: Fist of the North Star (1995 Live Action) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXcmG2uvgRY&feature=related)

Boo, it's a bad quality picture.

Seems fitting. :laugh:

You get this. Remember now? :rolleyes: Fist of the North Star (1995) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113074/) Make sure it's the live action and not the animation.


http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/235185_o.gif

Now I remember. :sad:

I died a little bit more inside. More so than the last time it was mentioned.

I can't stand these types of films.

I'd rather watch My Soul To Take or A Serbian Film again.

Well played, Master Faustus.

Well played.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I died a little bit more inside. More so than the last time it was mentioned.

:bearclap::bearclap: You have to make it to 20 minutes.

Well played, Master Faustus.

o_O I must detest, Sir Cuckoo of the 77.

I have not played anything here, nor there.

If I may be so bold as to inquire on this well playing in which you refer?

:bearclap::bearclap: You have to make it to 20 minutes.

I'll do the whole thing.

:(

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o_O I must detest, Sir Cuckoo of the 77.

I have not played anything here, nor there.

If I may be so bold as to inquire on this well playing in which you refer?

:badsparky:

I hardly think that calls for a legitimate badsparky, as it was a legitimate question.

You did, in fact, refer to a Faustus, but failed to address which Faustus that which you were conversing.

I do believe this allows me to use the age-old adage: "I'm rubber, you're glue; Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."

As it were.

:badsparky: :badsparky:

Put a sock in it, you monocled pip-pipping bastard. :laugh:

That guy... :shock:

Quite so, I'm afraid.

Pardon me, but we have not yet been formally introduced:
Impudent Faustus, at your service, Sir Faustus of the Doctor.

A wonderfully smashing delight to meet a fellow Faustus.

Tell me, o' chap, in what field do you study?

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Impudent Faustus raped and murdered STS in 1990...

:laugh: And I'm back to normal.
:-X

I wouldn't go that far. :-P

Tell me, o' chap, in what field do you study?

The field wherein the fap bush grows.

The field wherein the fap bush grows.

Sounds like a sequel to "Where The Red Furn Grows"... "Where the Red Doc Faps."

Doc's an Injun? :shock:

Very pale for redman.

The field wherein the fap bush grows.

It's like the beginnings of a Wordsworth poem. :laugh:

Doc's an Injun? :shock:

Very pale.

Injun Doc. Have. Injun grand father. White grand mother. And. white mother. White father.

Now White Doc. Is Injun Doc.

Pip pip, white man?

It's like the beginnings of a Wordsworth poem. :laugh:

If it were a film it'd start out with Eddy Scissorhands type music as it pans through a whimsical thicket of bushes dripping with lovemuck in all sorts of magical shapes.

Doc's an Injun? :shock:

Very pale for redman.

I spent my formative years out of the sun, permanently in the teepee. Fapping. :smrt:

I spent my formative years out of the sun, permanently in the teepee. Fapping. :smrt:

They called you Little Injun Faps Like Mad.

If it were a film it'd start out with Eddy Scissorhands type music as it pans through a whimsical thicket of bushes dripping with lovemuck in all sorts of magical shapes.

This kept getting more elaborate every time I refreshed. You enjoyed that imagery, didn't you? :naughty:

I'll bet you're storyboarding it right now!

You enjoyed that imagery, didn't you? :naughty:


:rofldata: :rofldata:

Too much.

I saw and heard it way too clearly in my head. :erm:

You've been watching lots of films with red cover art lately. :laugh: That happens on the Suite as well.

You've been watching lots of films with red cover art lately. :laugh: That happens on the Suite as well.

:laugh:

I noticed I had three in a row of the characters walking towards the "viewer".

---

Coincidentally, Devil's Advocate fit right in there with the unintentional red theme. :D

Alright perverts, i'm heading out.

Laters.

Laters, Sparky. :)

Goatse for the world. :D

I noticed I had three in a row of the characters walking towards the "viewer".

One sheets use to be an art form. Now they are made to fit a previously successful template. It sucks. :mad: Saul Bass was the master.


Alright perverts, i'm heading out.

Bring extra socks and 2 towels and a quilt and extra socks and a spare towel. Laters.

One sheets use to be an art form. Now they are made to fit a previously successful template. It sucks. :mad: Saul Bass was the master.

Yes. I try to find the best looking ones. Not necessarily the copy of the film I own.

Usually I try to find a fan-made poster art or limited ones made for com-cons.

They're almost always more interesting.

Which is why I'm glad you included:
"Images and artworks used for illustration purposes are property of their respective owner.
No infringement was intended."

"Images and artworks used for illustration purposes are property of their respective owner.
No infringement was intended."

I don't know if that removes any culpability but it sounds good. :laugh: It's free promotion for them. They should love us.

Hell, they should give us free screeners! Why don't we get those? I want some. :sad:

I don't think it's legally acceptable but at least it shows some respect. :shrugs:



Hell, they should give us free screeners! Why don't we get those? I want some. :sad:

They'd read how ruthless and mean we are and never let us watch another film again.

...

...unless Rob Schneider's in it. :erm:

...unless Rob Schneider's in it. :erm:

Or Stath. :love:

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Or Stath. :love:

Did you just compare The Stath to Rob Schneider?

:eye:

You're fired.


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4i7b0W3961r1z569o1_500.gif

What?

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Cats and tambourines are a match made in comedy heaven.

Just finished Harry Brown.

What a fine, fine film.

Michael Caine's been on a "do anything for a paycheck" run for the past decade or so but this one made up for it.

good, wasn't it?

sort of gran toreno-ish. with a sprinkle of death wish.

good music too.

Yeah. I really noticed the music in some spots.

Shook the walls with it's low growls. Loved that.

Made the tension so much more effective.

Don't know how it well it stands on it's own but I mean to seek it out to find out.

Did you just compare The Stath to Rob Schneider?

I didn't even know who Rob Schneider was. I thought you meant they'd only give us things we'll give good scores to.

I IMDB'd Rob Schneider. :notgood: You can't fire me. I already quit from an overdose of shame.


Cats and tambourines are a match made in comedy heaven.

I thought so. :rofldata: I want to see a whole troupe play Kumbaya My Lord

I want to see a whole troupe play Kumbaya My Lord

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

It'd be like a nightmare where you can't stop laughing.

:eye: Supergirl has taken the diet a little too far.

Wow.

Oh my.

Eww.

Wow.

Not even....:erm:

There's some interesting ideas in this.

My Dream Cast For A Star Trek The Next Generation Reboot | The Mary Sue (http://www.themarysue.com/star-trek-tng-recast/2/)

chris eccleston :swoon:

Is it just me or is that Nazi in your avatar, duders?

:D

Very cool.

I love trying to pick out the color palettes in films and TV.

That's one of the main reasons Twin Peaks started to stink in my opinion.

The 2nd season started introducing too many bright colors.

I love trying to pick out the color palettes in films and TV.

Hitch used colour to great effect.

And with that, I'm out. Off to make a quick snack, and then Troll 2. :erm:

I started a new anime series last night and it's a real headfuck so far. Liking it. Need to leave time to see more of it.

(Ndi, it was one of the ones you recommend. I haven't forgotten, I'm just kinda slow about getting to stuff.)

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Forgot to post this.



Laters.

and then Troll 2. :erm:

:laugh: Don't fap too hard.

Laters.

"Good news, everyone!"

It's a suppository.


It's illegal to drink in public places here.

Only a problem if you get caught. It's also technically illegal just to be drunk in public, but they don't normally punish you unless you cause damage. Just throw you in the drunktank until your inevitable morning hangover.


Monkeys worked on it. They're halfway through the latter half of Shakespeare's output. There was a mass walk out over pay. The bananas were too brown. :notgood:

Can't wait for the live-action nut then. I'm actually curious enough to see that one.


You just pick out your next PoS on your own? :D

I think you did.

I couldn't find an active torrent for some I was thinking of.


And with that, I'm out. Off to make a quick snack, and then Troll 2. :erm

Piddles. Missed it by that much. I was working on a Box.

Piddles. Missed it by that much. I was working on a Box.

The zwuh?

Need help with a Box or something?

The zwuh?

Need help with a Box or something?

No help needed. Just saying that because I was I missed the Doc. Too bad.

I missed the Doc. Too bad.

His ears warmed up and he unknowingly smiled a bit while watching Troll 2.

The only sort of pleasure he's going to endure the next 90 minutes. :laugh:

Love this. I don't always love Wes Anderson's movies, but aesthetically speaking they're pretty much always great. Psyched to see Moonrise Kingdom.


I started a new anime series last night and it's a real headfuck so far. Liking it. Need to leave time to see more of it.

(Ndi, it was one of the ones you recommend. I haven't forgotten, I'm just kinda slow about getting to stuff.)

Saying laters without saying what it is you're watching :sad:

Most of what I recommend could be classified as a headfuck so that's not narrowing things down at all :laugh: Series are more satisfying when they mess with your mind a little.



No idea what I'm going to watch tonight. In the mood for something creepy. Might just play Ib.

I'd watch it.

No idea what I'm going to watch tonight.

You can watch Fist of the North Star for me. :D

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You can watch Fist of the North Star for me. :D

I'm not watching any horrible movies sans Rifftrax until Doc pays his dues. :laugh: Planning on watching Breaking Dawn Part 1 with Rifftrax soon, but it's not really fair to nut a movie that way.

I'm not watching any horrible movies sans Rifftrax until Doc pays his dues. :laugh: Planning on watching Breaking Dawn Part 1 with Rifftrax soon, but it's not really fair to nut a movie that way.

:( Worth a try.

You should do the whole damned Twilight series. :laugh:

I did Saw and F&F series.

Doc did the Mummy/Scorpion King series.

You're up next. :-P

Thinking about making this a smiley.

http://i.imgur.com/xQDJx.gif

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:( Worth a try.

You should do the whole damned Twilight series. :laugh:

I did Saw and F&F series.

Doc did the Mummy/Scorpion King series.

You're up next. :-P

I've already seen the first two with Rifftrax! I could watch them on their own, I guess, but I would remember some of the better jokes. ;) Neg's already seen them all I think, should ask him to ghost them.

:shock: Neg's seen all the Twilights?

Never knew.

Closet fan?

No wonder I've never seen him speaky badly of it. :eye:

I think he just got dragged to them. Good fuel for a nut.

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I think he just got dragged to them. Good fuel for a nut.

:laugh:

My bro got dragged to one or two of them.

He said the worst part were the sad moments when he could hear a whole theater packed with sniffling teenage girls.

:rofldata: