I think this was your 1st post here:

http://forums.ffshrine.org/showpost.php?p=1283942&postcount=3948

oddly enough, i found some random single posts from the Doc scattered here and there in the early days of this thread.

This thread STILL EXISTS?!

sadly

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that was 7 months ago!!!

That's right, fresh juicy pig lips.

fuck...there's some funny pics we all found that i forgot about.

and some :naughty: pics too....quite a few for a good 10 pages atleast....then it turned into erotic Golden Girls :erm:

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank">

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so that's where budarc has been these days

Where? Huh?

oddly enough, i found some random single posts from the Doc scattered here and there in the early days of this thread.

Really? I was doomed from then on wasn't I?


....quite a few for a good 10 pages atleast....then it turned into erotic Golden Girls :erm:

I remember that. I think that was when I started to serially stalk this thread, because it was too funny not to.

yeah, man....you had a few posts in the really early days, even before Rick moseyed on into here.......you're old school shit-shooter and no one even knew....not even you apparently.
I guess that means you get a veterans pin too....budarc, Neg, Rick Says and myself are the only ones who have one.....it's sad really.



oh yeah...when we present the pin to you, you get bit.

I'd like to thank God, and of course Satan, without whom God would be just another nameless deity. Oh, and thanks to Hollywood for being so crap this year and giving me more time to Shoot the Shit.

:shock: you forgot to thank the people who hated this thread in the first place....if it weren't for them, we probably would have quit after 557 pages ago.

Hail Thor the god of thunder and rock and roll.

Uninspired and unfunny so far today, maybe my funny will come back to me.

Mjolnir is the name of Thor's hammer, so I did the usual image search and found this. Someone made one. How cool is that?

That's a nice one, I like the design.
I met a real Thor worshiper one Halloween doing Thor cosplay and he built his own.
I asked to hold it and it was super heavy, he could barely lift it with his Thor arms.
That day I felt so mortal, so mortal.

Did you know Thursday is named after Thor? And wednesday is named after Odin (Woden in the old language)?

Shoot the Shit = Learning the easy way.

I did know that.
I am way into mythology and entomology.
Some say Woton and Wooden are actually newer uses for this name and Odin as it is used today is actually older.
I don't claim to know myself.
Another way Thor was said in the past was the simpler "Tor."

Cool. You may enjoy the Burzum album Daudi Baldr's (sometimes called Baldr's Dod). It's not the usual Black Metal because Varg was in prison at the time, so its all instrumental, ambient stuff, created on a PC. It tells the story of Baldr and Loki, and the prelude to Ragnorak. It's good.



The corpse paint of the guy in the John can't disguise the fact that his mom cleaned that bathroom. Look how sparkling clean it is.

How does he wipe with that bracelet on? It looks sort of poky.
Yeah I have heard some Burzum. There's lots of Nordic Viking Metal out there.
Are you READY for Alestorm? Alestorm (http://www.myvideo.de/watch/3663878/Alestorm_Over_the_Sea)

I have Black Sails at Midnight already. Pirate metal. Only thing better than that would be Ninja metal.

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Black Sails at Midnight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs6AjuzJJNk
There's lots of Japanese metal.

Black Sails at Midnight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs6AjuzJJNk
There's lots of Japanese metal.

That was damn good. I've never heard of them before. Some bizarre sounds in the background and I liked the end especially. If the vocals were a little more menacing that'd be V Good.

Yeah I like that song too.

I gave that a second listen. It's great.


Niters all.

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Until...next time.

for the kids:
http://www.jossip.com/wp/docs/2007/12/marc-jacobs-cameltoe.JPG





...the kids are fuckin' weird. :eye:

That Camel toe costume is enormous.

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i apologize for posting this again but it fuckin' nearly killed me again.

my fave is at the very end when he raises up one paw and grabs his crotch.
fuck, that shit is too funny
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One of my favorites.
A little trippy.

some truly amazing cinema
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

Is this what TV is like in Canada all the time!?

there's TV in Canada?

I always hear about Canadian Cable.

we're pretty casual about our television programming......the language is never censored on your regular channels (with the exeception of maybe faggot or any racial words...and even then Kids in The Hall managed to get away with faggot and nigger on your basic cable channels).....the blood and gore or nudity is never censored on regular channels.

Our cable is pretty much porn and gore galore.....some of the shows I can't believe are on regular cable sometimes....it's only been like this in the past 15 years or so.

then we get the American channels too, Fox, Peachtree, CW, KVOS....they're all censored to shit......fuck that.......if i'm gonna watch a movie on tv, it's gotta be on a Canadian channel.

"In Massachusetts, a 98-year-old woman has been indicted in the murder of her 100-year-old roommate at a nursing home where they were both residents. Authorities say that the women strangled her roommate with a plastic shopping bag after getting in a heated argument about the placement of a small table at the foot of her bed. Her roommate complained that the table obstructed the path to the restroom and repetitively told nurses to move it, which set of a series of small battles between the two roomies that eventually lead to murder. The woman has been sent to a state hospital for evaluation."

crazy old bag :-P

Wow, you make Canada sound like paradise as always.
And all along we just thought it was our hat.
That's an unusual story, women of such old age murdering someone.

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Canada? Paradise?

i think not......you're close enough to Canada, don't you get any local Canadian channels? We get KVOS....that's what? Bellingham? Q13 used to be from Puget Sound.

We get taxed to shit for our booze and cigarettes....and i enjoy indulging in both. :(

I don't really mind though....i literally live a 5 minute walk away from the border and with my Status card, they pretty much let me get away with murder crossing the border.

No, Canada is far too far away to get a transmission.
Sometimes I can tune in Canadian Radio though, mostly AM channels.

yeech....AM

i think i enjoy 2 radio stations....one's CBC which plays some pretty interesting stuff sometimes (everything from classical to jazz to just plain weird).....or another one called C.ITR...a university station, which I haven't actually listened to in years, so who knows? i probably hate most of the hipster music they play on it now. I'll fuckin' eat all the hipster indie-scene muthafucka's...EVERY LAST ONE OF---- :erm:....tuna?

nooooo....not tuna.

TROUT!



we're listening to the fish rot.

Tuna?

Trout?

That's no moon. It's a space sta---is that goatse?

from now on i'm gonna call my anus my superlaser focus lens.

I LOL'd.

Thomas Dolby retracts Star Wars movie statement:
http://www.theforce.net/latestnews/story/Last_Weeks_SW_Movie_Rumor_Round_Up_128248.asp

hmmm....i wondered what that was all about. I gathered there was a little bit of excitement last week, but never looked into it. i didn't know about the big hoopla recently about a rumoured new SW film....i figured there's always internet hoopla about a new SW film.....i guess this one had a source that turned out to be a mistake.....i'm outta the loop.

but i noticed the link to the David Lynch interview about when he was offered to direct Jedi ;)

Yeah Lynch likes to tell that story.
Thomas Dolby is full of lies.

who the hell is this Thomas Dolby character and what does he have to do with Star Wars?

Thomas Dolby contributed to George Lucas' film Howard the Duck.

oh....you know i haven't seen Howard The Duck in a long long time......and i hated it then and tried watching it on TV a few times, but y'now? no. i still hate it.

everyone hates Howard the Duck.
He's totally Jar Jar.

Eating a Gungan. I thought they smelled bad, on the outside.

i had two Tauntaun toys as a kid......best ever.....the cheapness of them.

Stick Luke or Han's legs into the weird trap door in their backs.

Kenner and all it's goodness.

i always wanted this one though....never got it :(

I still have mine!
God I loved that toy.

Thar be hoes in this thread.

my fave Star Wars toys that i had were the Tauntauns

the Dewback

Jabba The Hutt

AT-ST
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and ofcourse Bobba Fett

Thar be hoes in this thread.


we're listening to the fish rot.

Yes, there is.

I have a box of different loose Boba Fetts.
One has a removable helmet.

Sarah Palin...hmmm.....i'm surprised she has never appeared on this thread before.

http://www.quakelive.com

where have i been?

how long has this been going on for?

Politricks?

I was never into Quake, so I dunno.

shit....me and mental should have been shooting eachother or others on this game, when he couldn't afford an X-Box......

How long did he say he would mysteriously be gone on his secret mission?
The jewels are already his I bet.

Star Wars and Porn. I don't get it. :|

What the...?
What's to get?

How long did he say he would mysteriously be gone on his secret mission?
The jewels are already his I bet.
he said a few months i think....when he said that i assumed Jan maybe Feb.


Star Wars and Porn. I don't get it. :|
:confused:

really?

it's not apples and oranges, but hell....they still go well together.

I didn't see any porn, until now.

I didn't see any porn, until now.


it's true...rick has never seen porn until he visited this thread :-P

EDIT: i wanted to post a picture of a man doing his toy AT-AT up the arse...but for some reason i can't get it to load. :(

oh well...it's probably better this way.

You people and your labels.
The word Porn has certain connotations I just never detected in this prolonged fart of a thread.

What porn?

prolonged fart thread of porn :)

Everyone loves to fart, don't they?
A good fart is such a relief!

i'm also surprised farts have never really been explored on this thread either.



are politics and farts scraping the bottom of the barrel or opening new doors?

hmm....i think we're scraping here.

She can fart any time she wants to.
They sound funny and hardly ever tastes like cheesy peanut butter.
Mostly, never taste like cowpies in your mouth.

"mostly".....notice he says "mostly"

that can only mean some farts are most vile in your mouth

It really depends on how much asparagus you've eaten.
If you haven't tasted someone else's fart, I count you among the very lucky.

i can't do it....i can't come up with anything funny to say about farts......maybe i'm tired...maybe i just can't go down that road.....

i haven't seen this yet, but perhaps the late, great George Carlin has something funny to say about 'farts':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMX8L7Yxyfk

and well....what's the holidays without this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg9eZxpV3VA

There's really a lot about farts that are funny.
They make a comical sound with your butt.
They smell.
A really bad fart can do more than just smell, you can taste it, from someone else's butt right into your mouth.
Farts usually are a prelude to having a bowel movement.
Farts aren't unusual, you fart every day.
Everyone can identify with farting.
Unless you're a cyborg without the biological organs that create gas and your metallic ass only makes clanking noises.

i agree....farts are a timeless classic as depicted in a picture from 1798


farts are funny in person....maybe i'm just tired.....i can't come up with any funny on the farts.
however your descriptions and whatnot are making me chuckle, so maybe fart jokes aren't my specialty. :D

My favorite fart is the one that wakes you up, so loud it takes you out of the dream about the mermaid fountain that is made of rainbows.
You wake yourself up with it from a sound sleep and have a profound realazation about your mermaid rainbow fountain dream.
Hmmm.

i just kicked the crap outta some kid in a wheelchair on a game on Facebook

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

there's a part of me that feels bad, but there's also a part of me that goes HA!

was it a virtual wheelchair?

no....the characters in the pirates game use your FB profile pic as the avatar

I'm glad I don't even know what that means.
May the force be with you.

this is a fuckin' sweet mask:

I'm glad I don't even know what that means.
May the force be with you.


it is better off that way.

Tigertail managed to get me and budarc to play the game.....budarc gave up a long time ago....i got addicted to this stupid game. I managed to get one of my buddies addicted to it too.

it's a pointless aimless game and for some reason gets many many people hooked on it.

I feel for you.
I wish I had all my Joust quarters back.

see, now i have no idea what that means.

check.

and mate.

what do i win? :D

This is winning at Joust.

oh.

'kay...i don't remember that game.

That's because it isn't really very good.
http://www.thepcmanwebsite.com/media/joust/joust.shtml

wow....my patience is short....i played that for literally 15 seconds and said fuck this.

I defeated Joust.
Defeated it in it's face.

you win

i will eat you.


but before that....i'm heading to bed :)

niters.

L8erz

Haha, another change!?

that's right, kids! due to popular demand....STS will be discussing the wonders that are Sarah Palin, the enigmatic title of her book "Going Rogue", her love of guns and her secret creepy shrine room of Tina Fey!

:D :D :D
but now....


we're listening to the fish rot.

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I had to google Sarah Palin, have no idea who she is. She looks like a school teacher with a tit job.

Two out of 3 people on this page aren't from the USA.
I didn't think people would know who she was.

I do...

Now watch her about to undo her shirt

You screwed up ricks mathematics.

By the way, the one I caught was this big.

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math iz hiard

AHHHHHH LIZARD = CREEPY

:)

Okay, I am officially scared now..

< : - O

There not enough creepy happening in this thread. Ergo:
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I forgot what creepy was.

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http://www.dragonwings.net/images/PigDoll4012med.JPG

http://theshophound.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451e6b169e20105368f505a970b-500wi

holy shit.
this page is one of the fuckin' freakiest pages in the history of STS

The Richard Kind should be proud to be an unwilling participant of such...such...um....shot shit.

woot.
sho' yu right.

ahhh the good ol' spidey...back when he had that weird web shit in his armpits

whoa...kid in the wheelchair that i kicked the crap out of on me pirates facebook game, came back with a firey vengeance and set a hefty bounty on me. :D :D :D

speaking of facebook......i've been thinking about creating a fan page for Shoot The Shit on facebook or Myspace, a way to keep in contact with eachother, if one or all of us should get banned or the FFS shuts down or anything like that. besides, it'd be a way to get reacquainted with budarc on Facebook or Myspace.

any preferences, shit-shooters?

I don't do facebook I hear it is even more restrictive than myspace.
I have friendster, remember that noobs? It was the first social networking site that myspace copied and plastered annoying advertising all over and called it "new."
There's also ning http://www.ning.com/ although if this was a twitter post I would be out of space to say what I wanted to, fuck tweets. You want to get into audible trouble, try out blogtalkradio (http://www.blogtalkradio.com/).
What gives you any indication that ffs would go down permanently? Every time I see "FFS" I always think for fuck sake.

There seems to be some permanent banning going around and you never know with a chick mod it could just be hormones that day. She wakes up one morning bloated and puffy nary even a cankle in sight, just puffiness where an ankle used to be, gutwrenching abdominal pain and decides to change your thread title yet again just before changing her sanitary napkin. Just kidding, mods, but seriously this is the worst thread title yet.

You should let that little kid win, but don't make it look like your letting him win.

Wow The Lizard looks crap

I don't do facebook I hear it is even more restrictive than myspace.
I have friendster, remember that noobs? It was the first social networking site that myspace copied and plastered annoying advertising all over and called it "new."
yeah... i remember friendster...i think i used i was one of the last turds to sign on to that thing, before myspace came into play.

What gives you any indication that ffs would go down permanently?
i don't think it'll shut down permantently anytime soon, although the forums have crashed before and were offline for extended amounts of time.
you and budarc are easy enough to find online in other spots.....the doc and i are collaborating on a blog soon, so he'll be easy to contact.....but mental....i have no idea how to contact that crazy mofo outta here.

There seems to be some permanent banning going around and you never know with a chick mod it could just be hormones that day. Just kidding, mods, but seriously this is the worst thread title yet.
i have no idea what the hell is going on with the banning and all.....but they name dropped our thread a few times :D :D :D

...and yeah...that is a poor thread name. oh well...it still think we should be called "The Thread That Gives Worms To Ex-Girlfriends"

You should let that little kid win, but don't make it look like your letting him win.
he can win on his own.....he's like 18 or 19, so it's not like i'm picking on some little cancer boy or something. Little shit has an attitude, so just because he's in a wheelchair doesn't make me wanna go easy on him....it's a game, we're meant to fight. :D ....and fight i will.

That's me, cantankerous.
Oh you made it sound like he was too young to trounce.
I used to have a friend in a wheelchair and I used to have to rough him up a bit to keep in check. Just kidding!

Yeah I can't be bothered to read all that thread, they are writing a book over there.
I just noticed it too that we get pointed to as something.
I think we're like a precedent or something like the magna carta of things you can barely get away with and sometimes don't get away with.
Was I sounding cranky? I was just teasing the mods a little bit trying to get them to talk about the constantly unfunny thread titles. I mean, funny is in the eye of the beholder and all, and some people just aren't that good at it and I can understand them wanting to contribute in some way despite their lack of talent.
Is this sounding cranky again?
More caffeine might help....

perhaps to cure that crankiness you need to fap fap fap :D
here's some sexy lizards:

But how come I don't feel cranky? It's the words I'm typing keep being cranky.
I feel fine, I was laughing a moment ago, honest.

Some people just don't like the stylized renderings of Steve Ditko designer of Spider-man....

What?

Ditko is a classic.

who? tell me who and i'll eat them.

Steve Ditko was awesome. http://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/mushy.gif


Eating a scorpion.

Plants fight back and eat insects!!

Don't eat your rat!

I like stylish SPidey...he's...um...well, stylish ;)



that's actually really creepy :erm:

lol

this is fantastic:

"Marvel Zombies"

Victreebel?

Victreebel?
Beat me to it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepenthes

"Etymology

The name Nepenthes was first published in 1737 in Carolus Linnaeus's Hortus Cliffortianus.[1] It references a passage in Homer's Odyssey, in which the potion "Nepenthes pharmakon" is given to Helen by an Egyptian queen. "Nepenthe" literally means "without grief" (ne = not, penthos = grief) and, in Greek mythology, is a drug that quells all sorrows with forgetfulness. Linnaeus explained:

If this is not Helen's Nepenthes, it certainly will be for all botanists. What botanist would not be filled with admiration if, after a long journey, he should find this wonderful plant. In his astonishment past ills would be forgotten when beholding this admirable work of the Creator!"

I'm a Ninja

I'm a kung-fu master.

Whoa.

roar.

that is really really impressive

these are pretty cool too





MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

yeah it's a good carving

I shall name him Neg The Ninja Dog :D

lol

Cuckoo the giesha dog is her name.
http://www.binet.lv/go.pl?IMG=23418706O1822
After Cuckoo one dies, we'll get another dog named Cuckoo II the lizard dog.

Ofcourse, all the kids will be talking about Rick Says the Giraffic WEiner dog

but after he dies an agonizing death from munching on some spoiled chicken he found in the neighbor's toilet, Rick Says will be replaced by the sexier Rickalle Says The Slave Leia

This was fun.

There's something just not quite right about giesha dog and leia dog.

it's the leia dog's hairstyles.....all wrong...that's leia's New Hope hair...not here Jedi slave hair.

all wrong.......

.......but somehow i don't think that's what you were getting at.

She only has the buns in A New Hope!

This thread is going to the dogs...

Woof!

Casting for The Hobbit has begun.

i try not to think about it.....it's way toooo long a wait for The Hobbit films :(

http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2009/12/11/34615-the-very-latest-on-the-hobbit-for-a-very-reliable-source/#more-34615

About ONLY 3 actors returning: I think the emphasis on “only” is what slant the news the wrong way. I cannot imagine Gollum being played by anyone but Andy and in the second script there is still much in discussion to lock everything for now. Both PJ and I chime in on things “as they are at the moment” and, of course, things change.

I, for one, understand where Peter’s coming from since 30% of my STRAIN tour questions, HELLBOY II, ORPHANAGE promotion questions, etc, etc where about the Hobbit. At different time we have been closer in locking on a piece of casting or hoping to get a script delivered, etc and things simply changed as we went along. So, don’t etch this in stone or anything we both have said in the past, in stone since we communicate what we can when the window of exposure to the press and fans happens.

I still prefer to keep the dialogue open- inexact as it may get- that to remain mum or one-sided with the community that can really understand this project.

B) The target for production. Its simple: we may say what we want but until there are two scripts delivered and budgets and schedules to support them we will be all under a yellow light of development. THAT we have not stopped. As I have reported in the past, we are scouting, designing (my last 3 hour meeting with Weta was this morning) and will not stop. BUT the greenlight and thus commencement can only be granted by the studio. Pete as producer and me as director will do everything we can in the meantime.

C) Is there any trouble brewing with WB? Not at all. All I can say is that they reacted to our delivered script with great delight and we have been receiving strong support in our development.

Smaug is being animation tested, we are editing the previs, doing final selections on Dwarven War Artifacts and Gear and starting many fabrication tests for armies, prosthetics and wardrobes, etc

However, I do plan to be less and less in the public spotlight for two simple reasons: One: I am damn busy prepping this two Behemoths. Two: quite likely, I’ll have very limited, if any, promotional time for “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” or “The Fall” (Second Strain book) myself but fear not- I will drop in as much as possible, as always.

Love

GDT

I knew ANdy SErkis and Ian McKellen were coming back....but is it going to be Ian Holm as Bilbo again? i thought he might be a little too old to play a younger Bilbo....unless it's another actor and character that's the same as the LOTR films.

EDIT: nevermind....it's Hugo Weaving/Elrond isn't it.

This coming weeks will be interesting when they announce who they cast.
Ian Holm is not going to be in it.

They claim Smaug is going to be the best dragon to ever grace the screen; lets hope they set it up as a metaphor for corporate greed. Oh, the in jokes that will give us all.

(Del Toro rocks, so I'm quietly hopeful for a good movie.)

Del Toro is one of my favorites, so i'm almost 99.9% certain i will not be disappointed.

Just read this very second that Del Toro is considereing an adaptation of Neil Gaiman's Death: The High Cost of Living. This pleases the doc.

interesting...i didn't think we tackled worms here yet.....but i do remember posting this though.......



you know what? i think we're gonna run outta the internets soon

This is cool, in a sad uncool way. If anyone here reads comics, and has a full collection of McFarlanes run on Spidey for example, you can get them custom binded.

http://www.singleboundstudios.com/sbsblog.html

that's kinda cool (sad uncool :-P)

I don't know if i'd do it to them though.....i kinda like them the way they are.

but i'll bet rick would like to custom bind his porn rag collection. :D

readin's haird.

binding them is lowering the potential value for reselling them or trading them.
although I guess they would look good on a bookshelf.

i'm not really interested in trading or selling my comic book collection, so this might be a nice way of preserving them and ordering them in a nice presentation......so maybe. i don't know.

i guess i kinda have to have the scratch too. :rolleyes:

you could do it yourself with trees and glue!

I liked it. Negates the need for back boards and bags etc. I'd be more inclined to re-read them if I didn't have to dig the box of bagged up books from the cupboard. If you could get a custom made box to fit a series, that way you could keep them as individual issues but still have them together, that would be better.

my archie comics are looking a little worn down....i might actually do this.

New Sherlock Holmes trailer. Looks almost Indy Jones in places.

http://unlockyoursherlock.msn.com/?mid=en-gb&source=uk

Robin Hood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFW6Z4lkaGA

Clash of the Titans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUdPF3RnREU

what? we're not going to discuss my masturabatory habits with Jughead Jones?

fine.

check this out instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxzE_M1CG5s

One day, ape will rise.

wiggins

My eyes are still exploding.


wiggins

Wow he painted his eyes too.

well, fap fap fap and a bag of chips :naughty:

They claim Smaug is going to be the best dragon to ever grace the screen; lets hope they set it up as a metaphor for corporate greed. Oh, the in jokes that will give us all.

(Del Toro rocks, so I'm quietly hopeful for a good movie.)

I think Del Toro said his favorite dragons are Maleficent's final boss form and the dragon from Dragon slayer. He also said he didn't care fotr the snub nosed faces from Dragon Heart & Eragon.

that little minx in the pink school girl uniform is mine, Doc.....you can have this sexy little number instead

and Rick, we can't leave you out of this:

Del Toro has said his favorite is the one from Dragonslayer, but he didn't want to imitate it. He felt the best dragon had sort of all ready been done. His design will be somewhat different than the Dragonslayer dragon in some new and interesting way. So spoke GDT.

that little minx in the pink school girl uniform is mine, Doc.....you can have this sexy little number instead

She looks like an Orion Slave Gorilla, but by god she's ugly from the neck up. Can I have a paper bag to go with that?

perhaps a plastic bag.....the paper bag is highly uneffective as this sexy primate tends to salivate quite heavily when she's getting it on with the lucky man of her choice. The gushes of saliva pouring out of her mouth soaks the paper bag and tears it quite easily. Go with plastic.....it's won't tear when it's wet and...and...umm....jesus....that's some really disturbing imagery i've created for the kids

If you're not careful, a Gorilla in a fawn trenchcoat and checked trilby will come and steal your children when you aren't looking. And if he's wearing a spotty dicky bow, then you're in for hell. Even your cat with it's rocket propelled feet will shit itself at the sight.

i don't seem to have any known children.....perhaps the gorilla from this cleverly titled book was all ready by my place and took them.

i should eat him.

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It didn't fool rick. Did you note how long it lasts? Interesting.

Some people are still clicking at that gif trying to get it to play.
They sure are cute.

Here is his bandmate. :D

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ZORAN! I missed you man. Thos kitties are rockin' out.

Hey Rick, just been busy with the other forum and all of the holiday crap.

ZORAN, holy shit!

We're starting the Music edition of the SH rumble, next, mang. Imma hit you up with a PM later today ^_^

ZORAN, holy shit!

We're starting the Music edition of the SH rumble, next, mang. Imma hit you up with a PM later today ^_^

Okies...still a little unclear what the rumble is all about.

good to see Zoran around FFS again :D :D :D

we missed you around these here parts

good to see Zoran around FFS again :D :D :D

we missed you around these here parts

I second this. :)

If you like Portishead, AND early American B/W cinema (I spotted James Cagney and Humphrey Bogart from the Noirs) you'll like this.

If not, then you won't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvZNg85962U&feature=fvw

I used to listen to a lot of Portishead.
I used to play it at work a lot.
Here's a This Mortal Coil video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV6cn1Fo8UM

That's a great video. It's like a Tool vid, but real life. What album is that from, rick? I like that a lot.

It'll End in Tears.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27ll_End_in_Tears

I'm going to hunt that down. :)

Yeah man, "Filigree & Shadow" and "Blood" are also really good.
Those are actually the two CD's I have anymore both very used and scratched.
I used to have It'll End in Tears but I don't anymore.
A couple of years ago I tracked down a few of the tracks I liked but I don't have the whole album.

I quite like Portishead....i'm not so sure about their new song though, but I look forward to more material from them.

Maxinquaye was a great album.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V26zxH_JMk

IM2 trailer was leaked today....and I came.

December is big trailer month.
New AliceIW, Clash of the Titans and now IM2.
Alice. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/43392)

It's a bit dead around here tonight. Where is everyone?

You are right. Bored over here trying to download a cam of Avatar that purports to be in english as apposed to hindi or russian.

Hihi.

Oh, Harryhausen skeletons. I have that on DVD. Also have the old Clash of the Titans. Curious as to what the new one will be like. And I don't mean this one.

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Mr. T kissing Chuck Norris what an antithesis of the machismo front they put on.
I'm on the fence about the new Clash of the Titans until I see it.
When I was wee the original really made an impact on me, I love it.
Also the old Sinbad movies too.
I have a feeling this new one with new special effects will lack the charm and heart of the original. Fight scenes, battles and monsters do not equate a good movie per se.
But the script writer is good so, we'll see.

And yet, somehow, it's one of the manliest things ever. :itsamystery:

I'd watch them kiss.

I'm not Hollywoods biggest fan, but I am curious to see how they intend to re-invent the greek myth. They've been on quite a re-invention trip this past fews years, what with Batman, and the western etc. Agree with you on Sinbad. Loved those movies. Still do.

I love all sorts of movies. I'm willing to give things a chance. But you're right hollywierd executives tend to fund things with name recognition before something new and different.
Why chance the Namor film when Ghost Rider II already has brand recognition?

I have a theory about that sub mariner movie. Wasn't Namor a kind of "active participant" in the wrongs against marine life? If they were to do it right they would have to take a political stance with regards whaling/fishing/international waters and such like, and I'd guess they are very much afraid of dipping a toe in that water.

Also, I never watched Ghost Rider. I saw the trailer and that was enough.

Ghost Rider sucks that's why I bring it up.
I bet we see an Aquaman movie before a Namor movie.
Namor used to be a villian and became a misunderstood hero type.
The Submariner character actually predates most other Marvel characters.
Maybe he'll show up in the Captain America movie but I doubt it.
Ghost Rider is a bad movie, but it is mildly amusing in some ways.
I saw a cam copy of it when it was in theaters and haven't seen it since.
Really I think that comic book property movies had a good run and a lot of them could have been better.
Daredevil, Catwoman, Man-Thing, Batman and Robin. I've seen enough mediocre funny book movies really. I wish they would hold out and make two really good ones a year instead of 7 half ass ones every summer.
I'm talking to you, Spider-man 4!

Raimi said in an interview that he wants to strip the spidey franchaise back to it's fundamentals, no more too many super villians spoil the broth crap like the 3rd one. It was funny in places but it had too many bad guys and not enough progression for either of them, plus sandman was embarrasing.

You seem to know your Marvel characters, more than I do.
I've never heard of Man-Thing.

I'd like to see more Vertigo characters get their chance.
Hopefully the Death: High Cost movie will be the catalyst for that. A Lucifer movie may be good if they gave it to the right person to direct. Aronofsky would be an interesting choice, because I'm sure Del Toro would be busy.

Spiderman needs an update; give it to whoever the guy that made 'Batman: Dark Night' is.

Also, I'd REALLY love to see a proper 30 Days of Night movie.
The last one was just embarrassing.

I think Lucifer would work better as a mini series or something.

There also needs to be a proper Nick Fury movie; the last one with David Hasselhoft was kind of lame.

Niel Gaiman the writer of Death and Sandman has said he had an eye to direct the high cost of living, don't know what became of that though. It would be his first directing gig.
I think that would be ok, but I would rather have a Sandman movie first and set up the premise of it all. Preacher was being talked about for a while, but I think that died too.
Preacher might have been cool as a TV mini too.

Preacher won't ever get made.

There's too much anti-religion in it....though, I'd love to see the ending...

Boom-holy head-shot!

Dood batman dood is making batman, why would he make spider-man?
Christopher Nolan just made a new poster for his new movie that looks a lot like his other movie:

Preacher had been talked about as a movie, then later as a mini. I dunno, it could happen.
Just because something is a commentary on religion doesn't mean it is anti religious per se.
There's a ton of more atheist morally ethicless shit films out there. Preacher has it's own mythology I think people would identify with, I sure did.
Preacher as a mini would be awesome. There aren't that many effects in it, you got a crew a cast and locations and that's pretty much it. It could be done fairly cheap too.

Because he can? Free money.


How is it not anti-religious?

Anyone and everyone who's associated Christianity is some kind of inbreed or all around scum bag, and the fucking ENDING.
Every Angel being killed, then 'God' getting a blown away
COME ON!

The religious retards get pissed off at some drawing, Buddy Christ, or a film that MIGHT be anti-their religion (The Golden Compass).
How ape shit crazy do you think they'd go with Preacher?

You know, your everyday Christian isn't that uppity about the message of Jesus and all that. Films with a supernatural slant using our current mythology with a big red dude with horns and a hoked tail are a dime a dozen. They weren't up in arms about Max Payne or dozens of other films that use Xtian mythology. I think it would be a bit funny if one of those groups caught wind of it in advance and started a fuss. You're right though, it does dismantle christianity and the whole mythology, shoot it in the face and bugger the bloody hole, that's Preacher and god bless it.

Eh, I'm just saying. Fucking right wingers.


Also, love that...it's a good job.


IDK who I'd like for the casting though...
Make Ron Pearman something though and maybe get the guy who plays 'Kain' in Command & Conquer as the fat fuck that squashes the last scion of Jesus.
:D

Ron Pearlman could play the asshole racist sheriff arseface's dad who kept muttering, "martian niggers."

Nah, that's a role for the dude who played K in MIB.

Ron Pearlman could play 'God' or maybe 'The Saint of Killers'...

Saint of Killers, nice. Perfect for him.

I don't ever want to see Preacher get made........because i think we can all agree, it will be toned down to pure "keep it safe" shit, unless it's done on a really low budget like Sin City was. and Sin City, no matter how low the budget was, looked really really good and stuck to it's guns.

I wanna see Brian K. Vaughn's "Y: The Last Man" turned into a movie series.........there's been talk of A single movie, but not a series. fuck that....i want it fleshed out into a series. plus...i kind of don't want Shia Labeefcakes in it, like it's been rumoured.

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and another thing...if not Ron Perlman, i say J.K. Simmons

I'm happy with them leaving well enough alone. Watchmen, my case in point. Sure, people seemed to like it well enough and it captured bits of it on screen in a well crafted way.
At the end an interdimensional squid was supposed to splat new york not blue gamma rays or whatever. You can never capture the magic of reading watchmen for the first time.
I'm actually pleased that Preacher might never be made. The books are good enough and use the medium in a perfect way. Could it be translated? Sure. I just don't think it's a message that would get under your skin like the funny books. I could see it almost becoming pornographic for the sake of it or action-adventury in the wrong hands. Preacher isn't safe, that's the whole point. A defanged preacher would be pointless.
Shia bowed out of "Y." Ain't happenin' with Shia, he was quoted that it was too much like his asinine character in Transformerz.

I liked Watchmen in theaters....i actually quite enjoyed what was done with it. I wish Snyder left it alone at that and didn't do a director's cut for home viewing.....it ended being too drawn out and made the senseless violence all the more pointless. I don't know....had the movie been shorter, i wouldn't have minded some of violence, but alot of it just seemed forced and really silly. I was fine without the "squid' stuff....i just would have seemed really out of place with the film's narrative.
I'm glad Shia dropped out of "Y"...i don't mind Shia, but i didn't want him in this adaptation. I would have preferred someone like Jay Baruchel or an unknown.

Cuckoo you so crazy. The Ultimate Cut is the best!

Black Freighter was weaved in so well!

Yeah I know loads of people enjoyed Watchmen the way it was presented. The squid subtext plot had some backstory remember, if it was set up properly it wouldn't have been bad. Part of the impact of it was the WTF factor. It is out of place and that's part of it, dropping in out of no where at the ending.

<----Jay Baruchel? :P

agreed on that....it was seamlessly edited back in.......i just found it dragged the movie out a little longer than it needed to be. I find with films, sometimes even a 4 second edit here and a 5 second edit here, can really add up and move the narrative of film a little better.
Maybe if Zack Snyder did edit out some pointless 4 or 5 seconds farts here or there, it might have been more to my liking.

actually any of those guys (besides Dan Fogler and obviously Kristen Bell) would be great as Yorick.

The visual and dialogue cues just seemed to work as well as they could. I still wonder if they did the full version first and then cut BF for DC and then Hollis's murder and Laurie's escape for the theatrical version.

Agreed, they need a skinny little dude who's not Kristen Bell.

exactly.......i need Kristen Bell insted of them :D

Sure, why not.
"K" the last woman.

hmm.....the wallpaper in your pic comes out much better than mine

That wallpaper is pretty awesome.

aww...look how the antlers on that moose suddenly went flaccid. :-P

Ms. Bell doesn't care, she just wants to twirl her hair.

i image googled twirl hair.....but came up emtpy with anything worth posting.............however, this image was a result........and i don't know....i really don't know

Woah he fell through his bed into infinity or something.

http://www.mychillpill.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/kristen_bell_mila_kunis_forgetting_sarah_marshall. jpg Yes, they are smushing boobs together.