What did the dope say?

I don't even know his name.

What did the dope say?

Who?

I don't even know his name.

MusclesGlasses? I don't know either. That's what his profile name is too.

No, the dumb guy.

Oh!

Just Harley and Muscles have accounts.

I don't think the dope can figure it out. :laugh:

What the fuck are you assholes talking about?

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/motivatorb8fc9b7899545f285d57d528fbe877ee6ee4ba0e. jpg

Doc, I thought about editing this into your blog post:



...but I figured there's a very fine line between funny and obnoxious.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

I saw like 5 minutes of that.

Too much.

I saw like 5 minutes of that.

Too much.

Someone posted this here before:

Gisele Bundchen & Jennifer Esposito - YouTube (http://youtu.be/gh3pnsUs4mE) (it might have been me for all I know :laugh:)


...that's all I've seen...that's all I need to see.

I used to have a full on robot chubby for Jennifer Esposito.

What the fuck are you assholes talking about?

cock

---------- Post added at 01:27 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:26 AM ----------

Nighterz dudes.

I'm working with scissors and cardboard right now. :p

That was not in the 5 minutes I saw.

I've soaked the corn flakes in the milk tonight, HD. :)

Nice milky white soggy cereal seeping into your anus.

........:naughty:..........Christmas is coming early to STS.

cock

That explains it then. Business as usual.

60,000 posts? How long have I been missing?

Niters, HD.

---------- Post added at 12:29 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:28 AM ----------


That explains it then. Business as usual.

60,000 posts? How long have I been missing?

We like to believe there's a huge goatse sculpture in the middle of the room in your honor.

You were always here in spirit.................

...that and we can't seem to get your jizz stains out of the carpet.

---------- Post added at 12:34 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:33 AM ----------

:rofldata: :rofldata:

The Mickey Mouse makes it.

The worst part about being gone this long is that all of these pictures have probably been posted before.

I was watching 1408 and it reminded me of this place.

I have that on my queue.

I wonder if Doc's watched it yet.

---------- Post added at 12:41 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:39 AM ----------


The worst part about being gone this long is that all of these pictures have probably been posted before.

We go through lulls of repeats for a week and suddenly it's like some uber-pervert releases a whole new batch of rude n' crude pics at once and keeps us busy for the next month or so. :p

I just posted my review on the ol' blog of lost souls

I was watching 1408 and it reminded me of this place.

All the shock value from this place is gone, huh? Makes it hard to offend anyone...kind of kills the purpose.

---------- Post added at 12:43 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:43 AM ----------




Exactly.

I just posted my review on the ol' blog of lost souls

I must have just missed it. I was seriously there a few minutes before you popped up in here.

The pic disappeared or is doing something funny. :confused:

Doc and I upload straight from our computers just to prevent it from hotlinking or disappearing.

---------- Post added at 12:44 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:43 AM ----------


All the shock value from this place is gone, huh? Makes it hard to offend anyone...kind of kills the purpose.

We should introduce you to Amaury then.

:doc: :doc:

Someday I'm gonna find another use for this bottle of booze~

The pic disappeared or is doing something funny. :confused:

Doc and I upload straight from our computers just to prevent it from hotlinking or disappearing.

Yeah, I did upload it from my computer. Strange.

I think it must be the choice of movie.

Someday I'm gonna find another use for this bottle of booze~



:)

Just make sure not to light a match.

Yuck......I'm eating, dude.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

---------- Post added at 12:53 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:51 AM ----------

Why is there a big lump of pubes on the floor?

Obviously he shot off the front end, too.

Nice glasses and chain.

I, for one, am glad to see bud back in action.

Even if I have seen that pic before. I'm always up to see it again.

Meh, this was just a test run. I'm going to bed.

Shitters.

That was the first Shit bricks I ever saw <3

---------- Post added at 03:57 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:56 AM ----------

Most of the rest give me great chills down the spine, but that one always makes me laugh.

NIters, bud.

----------

I don't remember the first "shit bricks" I saw.

....but can you tell me what's in this one.

I've looked and looked and can't see shit.



It's probably painfully obvious and my brain just doesn't work that way. :confused:

That's not the gif one where Pedobear runs out........

That's not the gif one where Pedobear runs out........

Oh is that it?

I've never run across it.

I went through a whole bunch one night and that was the only one that baffled me.

Feckin' pedo bear.

No, he comes out of one with a long gothic hallway.

Was just saying it's not a gif so it can't be like that one. Hence, I don't know either.

NIters, bud.

----------

I don't remember the first "shit bricks" I saw.

....but can you tell me what's in this one.

I've looked and looked and can't see shit.



It's probably painfully obvious and my brain just doesn't work that way. :confused:

Is it the rosery?

Wait, is she dead? Is that inside a casket?

Nobody knows.

PERFECTION-When you see it, you'll shit bricks. | RateMyMotivational.com | Rate Demotivationals and Motivationals Posters Pictures (http://www.ratemymotivational.com/13862-PERFECTION-When_you_see_it_youll_shit_bricks)

:laugh:

Deformed left hand -- I don't think...
IV/Hospital -- who makes a hospital bed that lavish?
Doll -- I don't think.
wedding ring -- maybe, but that'd mean this is a lame one.

The only thing I could come up with is the guy who made it meant "she's so perfect you'll shit bricks".

If that's it then I should hit him over the head with a large book.

---------- Post added at 01:26 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:21 AM ----------

Thread 94003

Am I a monster for laughing as much as I did at this?

:rofldata:

Kids React To Sittin On Tha Toilet - YouTube (http://youtu.be/7gkQ1OYGe-k)

That one kid is a shit-shooter. You know the one.

Kids React To Sittin On Tha Toilet - YouTube (http://youtu.be/7gkQ1OYGe-k)

That one kid is a shit-shooter. You know the one.

I didn't even click on the link yet and I know which one you're talking about. :laugh:

It's important to scout for the next generation.

"Would you share this with your friends?"

"I all ready did."

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Sign this kid up.

XD

That's the one~

---------- Post added at 04:39 AM ---------- Previous post was at 04:33 AM ----------

Flea Market Montgomery - Long Version - YouTube (http://youtu.be/FJ3oHpup-pk)

Flea Market Montgomery - Long Version - YouTube (http://youtu.be/FJ3oHpup-pk)

I've never seen this before.

I had enough after 40 seconds. :laugh: ...but it keeps going.

.....and going.

Cleveland show did it. So, you don't have to post it, Spanky.

I've seen it

:billymays:

I don't know or can find any local commercials that are truly horrible.

I mean we do have horrible ones but none that are jaw-droppingly so bad you can't stop watching, like some of the one's you guys have posted. Our horrible commercials are just plain boring. :-\

Doesn't look like anyone has uploaded the Lee's Tires commercials.

Mullet head had his clone son dress up as a power ranger. They followed it up, years later when he was in his teens. Can't remember how.

Jeebus. :laugh:

Poor kid.

I found a commercial for a local law office, but it's not the one where one of them blasts off in a space ship :(

You've probably never seen Vern Fonk.

He's fuckered. We see a lot of him up here because we get mostly Seattle feed TV stations.

Vern Cook 1 - YouTube (http://youtu.be/BbUvchOdb4Q)

:( :( I missed bud-arc dammit. A living legend pops by, and I miss it. Sigh.

What the fuck did I just watch?

He seemed to indicate that he'll be back for another round of his shit-shooting hijinks for a few weeks and disappear off into the darkest depths of goatse again.

---------- Post added at 02:05 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:04 AM ----------


What the fuck did I just watch?

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

You won't fap for months now.

it's weird when you grow up with that guy always around it just seems normal. :laugh:

Louis C.K. Says the Darndest Things to Kids - YouTube (http://youtu.be/t633UB6lJeI)

Louis C.K. Says the Darndest Things to Kids - YouTube (http://youtu.be/t633UB6lJeI)

I don't know or understand this guy. Maybe I need to know more of his schtick.

One of my buddies posted this on FB today and it made absolutely no sense to me.

Todd Barry Insults Louis CK in a Car - YouTube (http://youtu.be/C7FRYqw_Xa4)

What am I missing here?

I just noticed this thread had entered the 25 century!

Star Wars TV Intro (Buck Rogers in the 25th Century Version) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z20l0Nfix1M&feature=fvst)

Louis CK is an observational comic for the most part, but in an honest/not afraid to be vulgar way, not the "what's the deal with air line peanuts?!!?" type

Although, he's also into film making and some of it's a bit...off beat. He wrote/directed Pootie Tang, which is fun as hell:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtCxvv8Y3Bs

I've liked most everything I've seen of Louis.

I had a professor who looked JUST LIKE him. Loved that guy to death.

That's crazy, I'm fucking famous was the funny part, for me.

Loved the bit on his FX show where the car pulls up and replaces one bum with another one

So, it looks like they went for three of three threads about Pirates 4 locked, and three members banned for three days. jessie like his numbers to be ironic, s'pose.

I did not know he wrote/directed Pootie Tang.

Holy fucking shit :D

Are you a lizard?

Louis C.K. Asks Donald Rumsfeld If He Is A Lizard - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH_34tqxAjA)

Jebus, guys and gals! So much banter! Did I sleep for a week and not know it? I'd better fap a weeks fap in one day to make up for it. :-P




Oh, Hai Doc! :D


:shock: :mad: :shock: :mad: :shock: :mad: :shock: :mad: Kill it with fire anything and everything.


I saw a clip where they ripped off the myth of Icarus and the Matrix in one fell swoop.

That sounds like a sexy sandwich.


a sock puppet!


One time I was housesitting and locked myself in the nursery.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:


I'm so backed up it's not even funny....

Needs more fibre.


Doc, I thought about editing this into your blog post:



...but I figured there's a very fine line between funny and obnoxious.

I discovered that looking for a post pic. Looks like an utter fucking travesty.

The French one is good fun. :D I have the 3rd one still to watch.


We like to believe there's a huge goatse sculpture in the middle of the room in your honor.

I throw my empty beer cans into it.


I have that on my queue.

I wonder if Doc's watched it yet.

Nope. I put it on the PS3 yesterday so I'll be getting to it soon.

My old laptop is such shit. Heres how my brother just described it on FB
This laptop is such a dino was made from a retarded t-rex gene.

Lollipop Chainsaw - Announcement Trailer (PS3, Xbox 360) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRfroCeDk2E&feature=player_embedded)

---------- Post added at 10:40 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:33 AM ----------

Venco - Godzilla (Dutch) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1uoZBrLeDak)

Lollipop Chainsaw - Announcement Trailer (PS3, Xbox 360) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRfroCeDk2E&feature=player_embedded)

---------- Post added at 10:40 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:33 AM ----------

Venco - Godzilla (Dutch) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1uoZBrLeDak)

Who is making that first thing? I am not familiar with the studios it said.

The French one is good fun. :D I have the 3rd one still to watch.

Cripes. Is that a remake of the ones your were on about?

Cripes. Is that a remake of the ones your were on about?

Google says it is but I'm not watching it to find out how similar they are or aren't.

---------- Post added at 06:01 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:00 PM ----------



---------- Post added at 06:04 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:01 PM ----------

http://i.imgur.com/fxBFW.gif

Are you a lizard?

Louis C.K. Asks Donald Rumsfeld If He Is A Lizard - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH_34tqxAjA)

Louis is the most sane person on that broadcast.

This was genius. The hosts he was with were tools. How did he end up on such a show?

Why do you want to be baby CNN?

That fucker IS a lizard. Denial, denial, denial. This is the ultimate proof.

Look at his fucking face!

:( :( I missed bud-arc dammit. A living legend pops by, and I miss it. Sigh.

It was kind of meh for me.

---------- Post added at 01:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:54 PM ----------

Oh yeah, and cock!!

I hope that doesn't leave streaks.

---------- Post added at 01:22 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:20 PM ----------


It was kind of meh for me.

That's an interesting way to make friends.

We should fap on your pillow.

---------- Post added at 01:22 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:22 PM ----------


http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j432/neo_morpheus/WillyWonka.gif

For a guy who says he didn't like Robot Chicken you sure do post a lot of RC gifs. :laugh:

---------- Post added at 01:24 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:22 PM ----------


http://i.imgur.com/fxBFW.gif

That comic is in my morning paper.

It's weird.

...really weird actually. I'm curious to meet the people that laugh at it to keep it running in a mainstream paper for so long.

For a guy who says he didn't like Robot Chicken you sure do post a lot of RC gifs. :laugh:

My only exposure to RC is the star wars ones. It all makes sense now, eh? :-P

I have a friend who would buy a turd if it had a star wars logo on it (hang on, didn't that already happen with Episode One?) and he subjected us all to the Robot Chicken one when all I wanted to do was have a drink. :mad:

He lent me the Family Guy ones as well, I watched the first two of those. First one was okay, second was poor, I didn't watch the third.

Fanboys are blind.

My only exposure to RC is the star wars ones. It all makes sense now, eh? :-P

I have a friend who would buy a turd if it had a star wars logo on it (hang on, didn't that already happen with Episode One?) and he subjected us all to the Robot Chicken one when all I wanted to do was have a drink. :mad:

He lent me the Family Guy ones as well, I watched the first two of those. First one was okay, second was poor, I didn't watch the third.

Sounds more like the Star Wars version of Jehovas Witnesses to me (Skwalker Witnesses?).

bi0h4zard and budarc are both in the house. :shock:

it's like old school Shrine.

Fanboys are blind.

He takes fanboyism to new heights. He's a lost cause and he knows it, he admits it so we forgive him most of the time. :laugh:

I'm one as well with things I like but I try to keep it in moderation. Sometimes I slip.

Niters, Sparky.





---
:shock: bud-arc!
almost feels like a Fellowship of the Ring moment going on...

One cannot simply goatse into Mordor!
---
:mad: I don't like Cleveland Show :mad: I watched a few eps and even those were just partial in their entirety.
---
Lost Souls? Wynonna Ryder? SATAN???? i love that movie. love the score even better.
---
that reminds me... 10 Songs... 10 Souls....
---
1408... defintely going to download that in bluray...
---
and i think i saw a couple of other posts...but i forgot since then... :sad:

SOme guy tried to pass of a 'shopped pic of The Man Who Laughs as The Joker from The Dark Knight before it was released.

bi0h4zard and budarc are both in the house. :shock:

it's like old school Shrine.

i only see budarc though :confused: what is this sorcery you speak of?

---------- Post added at 01:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:38 PM ----------


SOme guy tried to pass of a 'shopped pic of The Man Who Smiled as The Joker from The Dark Knight before it was released.

I remember that! i knew it was fake instantly.

SOme guy tried to pass of a 'shopped pic of The Man Who Smiled as The Joker from The Dark Knight before it was released.

How long before? If it was after Ledger was cast how would people fall for that?

:rofldata:

It was long before Ledger was cast.



---------- Post added at 01:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:42 PM ----------


i only see budarc though :confused: what is this sorcery you speak of?

I only see bi0 now.

Bud-arc must have run away when I saw that I could see him. :laugh:

When he's nervous he goatses in the shadows.

It was long before Ledger was cast.



Oh Yeahh. I remember that. I knew it was fake but had no idea where it was from.

...the rasping sound excites me...

My skin crawled. :laugh:

My skin crawled. :laugh:

:naughty:

Zach Galifianakis raped and killed a baby duck in 1990?

I didn't know who it was.
Over half the pictures I post that you guys recognise baffle me.
I think it fits what I was trying to say but because you know the guy you have a different response.
I should just post pictures of my ass for everything. Every post. :D That'd be fun for at least a month.

I should just post pictures of my ass for everything. Every post. :D That'd be fun for at least a month.

I think it'd be fun for at least 2 months.

We can keep records of the development of your hemorrhoids and how badly you let them get infected. :)

I could shave little messages into there. Or stick on fake toy eyes and make it speak like a ventriloquist's dummy. Or paint Tom Cruise's face onto it and have shit coming out of him. So many possibilities.

---------- Post added at 10:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:02 PM ----------

Cheer up, Frances. You're winning, as you should be. :D

I'm off to trot to the market.

I will wear my piggy hoof high heels, a moo-moo and bestest Sunday hat. :)

Back in a bit.

Laters, :D

At a glance I thought it said WE'RE ALL NIGGERS, making the triumphant white people all the more hilarious, if only for a moment

...:(

Laters, :D



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/supajb/gifs/5c55a202.gif

Fanboys are blind.

I bought Silent Hill comics. And, you don't even want to see my Toku bill for the year.

:smug:


that reminds me... 10 Songs... 10 Souls....

21 Sacraments


Cheer up, Frances. You're winning, as you should be. :D

She was in DOTM. She ain't winning now, homie.

...making the triumphant white people all the more hilarious, if only for a moment.

Nice. :laugh:

---------- Post added at 10:41 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:40 PM ----------


She was in DOTM. She ain't winning now, homie.

:shock: What the hell was she doing in that? Her husband would be ashamed.

Monies. I guess.

Who ordered the disembodied Ankh head?



Oh yeah, it was me XD

What was this OOO cock-up you mentioned. Was it at OT or TVN?

I'm getting the TVN ones, apart form those two you told me about. Should I make it three?

Was O-T, actually.

Ankh says I, instead of you (to Eiji). It's so obvious what he means.

Ankh says I, instead of you (to Eiji). It's so obvious what he means.

That's minor, I thought it was maybe something major. Ep 45 is on TVN, so I thought I'd ask before I grabbed it. :D Ta.

---------- Post added at 10:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:49 PM ----------



---------- Post added at 11:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:53 PM ----------

MU is being a bitch to me now. It seems to be getting to us all eventually. :eye:

oh man. listening to First Class again... I am 100% sure of it. I am going to get this on physical CD.

Defenders of the Earth intro - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nm_jJBkHtU)

So...epic.

I MISSED BUDARC!!!!



---------- Post added at 06:18 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:18 PM ----------

muthafuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

---------- Post added at 06:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:18 PM ----------

the one that makes the rest of you fuckers look like defanged fluffy pink disney kittens stops by and my lame ass misses it.

Yeah, we all missed him :-\
Here and gone, almost like a ghost story or urban legend...


Then who was goatse?

Defenders of the Earth intro - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nm_jJBkHtU)

So...epic.

Foly Huck! I'm young again. :D

She was in DOTM. She ain't winning now, homie.

There were so many people in that movie that just made me wonder "why?"

What a piece of shit.

She was winning in the daily poll. :D

MU is being a bitch to me now. It seems to be getting to us all eventually. :eye:

What's it doing? Freezing?


I MISSED BUDARC!!!!

It's like Santa came by or something and only Neg and cuckoo saw him. :laugh:

Anyone else see that movie Frances McDormand and Christian Bale were in together? All I remember is that she was a "cool" older chick always smoking the wizzit and such. The poster looks like a damn GTA game:



I've seen a lot of random shit given that I'm always up at night, I'll watch almost anything

She was winning in the daily poll. :D

I voted "The Thin Red Line".

I tossed and turned over that, Fargo, Heat, Eyes Wide Shut and Bottle Rocket though.

It's like Santa came by or something and only Neg and cuckoo saw him. :laugh:

Do you mean he climbs down chimneys and leaves presents for little boys?

Anyone else see that movie Frances McDormand and Christian Bale were in together?

I've seen that. :D

....and coincidentally, for the same reason you did. :p

---------- Post added at 03:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:38 PM ----------


Do you mean he climbs down chimneys and leaves presents for little boys?

He climbs up asses and decorates them with his love muck.

He climbs up asses and decorates them with his love muck.

And goes Ho Ho Ho in a jolly way? I think I've had the pleasure. :erm:

I voted "The Thin Red Line".

I tossed and turned over that, Fargo, Heat, Eyes Wide Shut and Bottle Rocket though.

i am going to pretend Heat is winning.

A GREEEEEEEAT AAAAASSSSSSSSS

The only Santa I care for is Taco Santa. I wish he'd help open a Del Taco in my area. Hella Tacos.

The only Santa I care for is Taco Santa.

I dunno, man.

I'm looking at this guy and I don't think I want him coming in my house when I'm asleep.

But...

Santa-chan FTW.

It was kind of meh for me.

:rofldata:

That's what I thought.


When he's nervous he goatses in the shadows.

More like I goatse so hard, I become the shadows. (?)


the one that makes the rest of you fuckers look like defanged fluffy pink disney kittens stops by and my lame ass misses it.

:shock:

Part of the reason I faded into urban obscurity in this thread is because I couldn't keep up with the level of quality now established by cuckoo and Doc. I used to be known as the "shock" guy here back in the earlier, more Puritan days (I was the only shit-shooter that got banned, let alone 3 times)...so in a sense, I think I paved the way for what was to become "normal" and "acceptable" in this thread. Now I'm just trying to keep up with it all.




Looks like I found my new Facebook profile pic.

Speaking of which, did you try to add me there? I wasn't sure who it was; I'm kind of guarded when it comes to revealing my true, pathetic self to strangers.




This one, too.

I need some sweet prescription sunglasses

More like I goatse so hard, I become the shadows. (?)

Goatse black hole?

:shock:

No one's ever cum back from one!


Part of the reason I faded into urban obscurity in this thread is because I couldn't keep up with the level of quality now established by cuckoo and Doc.

:laugh:

We were wondering about a raise.

It's tiring being this perverted.

I need some sweet prescription 3D glasses.

This should take care of the goatse black hole and the raise all in one.

It's tiring being this perverted.

When I get tired I change hands. :D

:rofldata: :rofldata:

A glitch in the multi-quote. I hate it.

---------- Post added at 04:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:12 PM ----------


When I get tired I change hands. :D

Neg's hands or cuckoo's hands, you mean.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

A glitch in the multi-quote. I hate it.

I was trying to quote you and it quoted everything else.

All right, I'm going to drop this one off and then I'm going to go...cry and stuff.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8731963-original.html)

Neg's hands or cuckoo's hands, you mean.

I had an extra comment about the dog and some meat paste but it fell by the wayside. Probably a good thing.

All right, I'm going to drop this one off and then I'm going to go...cry and stuff.

Fap & cry while pointing at the neighbors through the front window. They hate that shit. Makes them uncomfy.

Laters.


(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8731963-original.html)

:rofldata:

Bork bork bork bork!!!~

laters, budarc.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq07spVQC61qb0uwf.gif

I'd love to stay on but I have stuff to do tomorrow that can't have me yawning and farting my way through.

So, niters, all. :D

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpxkjzlz1p1qcay1ao1_400.gif

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8731963-original.html)

almost want to post this in the cute thread :laugh: look at kirmy! :laugh:

laters budarc!

Bork bork bork bork!!!~

:rofldata: :rofldata: The chef guy is hilarious.

niters doc!
im going to go try out a star wars game. see if i like it then apply stargate mod.

laters.

Go-Onger movie is now the best dedicated sentai movie I've seen. The 30 minute crap ones, not crossovers. That's still Shinkenger vs. Go-Onger and will probably remain that way, since I don't plan on watching anymore sentai.

I have stuff to do tomorrow that can't have me yawning and farting my way through.

Ahh, you'll be stalking in the library again. Stealth faps always require alertness and minimal noise.



So, niters, all. :D


Niters.

Ahh, you'll be stalking in the library again. Stealth faps always require alertness and minimal noise.

I'll be lurking by the Bronte section, it's always deserted. :D

He's a ninja of fapping.

:rofldata:

That's what I thought.


More like I goatse so hard, I become the shadows. (?)



:shock:

Part of the reason I faded into urban obscurity in this thread is because I couldn't keep up with the level of quality now established by cuckoo and Doc. I used to be known as the "shock" guy here back in the earlier, more Puritan days (I was the only shit-shooter that got banned, let alone 3 times)...so in a sense, I think I paved the way for what was to become "normal" and "acceptable" in this thread. Now I'm just trying to keep up with it all.



Looks like I found my new Facebook profile pic.

Speaking of which, did you try to add me there? I wasn't sure who it was; I'm kind of guarded when it comes to revealing my true, pathetic self to strangers.



This one, too.

well, i posted a bunch of pornfails and a couple of shock site links a week or two ago and cuckoo mentioned you and i was like, "who the fuck is this budarc/cradub they keep speaking of?"

neg and cuckoo filled me in on the history of early STS (i've never taken the time to go through this entire thread), so i thought, "i gotta meet this crazy fucker"

and yes i did try to add u on FB, hope you didn't mind. you can blame cuckoo for revealing your undisclosed location.

---------- Post added at 07:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:39 PM ----------

yeah i wish i'd been around here in the glory days




glory hole days hehehe

what a courteous bear, knocking before mauling you.

Cocaine....kekeke yeah!

nice avatar aden. you have the best batsy avs

I found one like this one sitting on a throne but for some reason I cant change my avatar anywhere.

---------- Post added at 08:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:19 PM ----------

Funny how no one likes the new Earth One Batman but I love the costume (no more underwear on the ouside!)

---------- Post added at 08:29 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:19 PM ----------

Silicon Valley billionaire funding creation of artificial libertarian islands | The Lookout - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/silicon-valley-billionaire-funding-creation-artificial-libertarian-islands-140840896.html)
What the fuck, I hope a ceartin Andrew Ryan doesnt make one of these underwater.

I hope to fuck he does.

I really got to play the first one, playing the second first left a bad taste in my mouth.

Well that was silly, you silly goose~

Well that was silly, you silly goose~

Yeah, stupid me :sad:
This vid is not a rickroll I promise, It is an accurate vid to show my reaction to the second one.
An Artistic Short Film - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbTDW7SWAbk&feature=feedu)

He's a ninja of fapping.

Jizz comes flying out of no where and before you know what's going on he's gone.

Did the horse just masturbate without hands?

I've already said my piece on 2. It's not perfect, but it's set in Rapture and that counts for something. Especially given Infinite.

and yes i did try to add u on FB, hope you didn't mind. you can blame cuckoo for revealing your undisclosed location.


Blame cuckoo? You sonofabutch. :laugh:

With minimal detective work you would've figured it out pretty quickly with shit-shooters commenting on their own 10 SONGS covers on FB. :p

Did the horse just masturbate without hands?

I've already said my piece on 2. It's not perfect, but it's set in Rapture and that counts for something. Especially given Infinite.

I like Infinite's concept its like the other side of the coin in relation to Rapture. But yeah It not being in Rapture does weird me out.
Btw If you ever have seen that sick fuckers vids you might think he or sean went up and jerked the horse off.

yeah i wish i'd been around here in the glory days

No you don't. The "glory" days weren't pretty.

There was goatse, scat, sock puppets and ponies. SO many fucking ponies. :laugh:


what a courteous bear, knocking before mauling you.

*Knock-knock-knock*

"Yes? Who is it?"

"It's Mister Bear again, Missus Smith."

"Oh? I suppose you're here to maul another one us again?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Oh. No thank you! We're having dinner at the moment."

"Oh, my apologies! I'll just leave my card in the post box and be on my way."

I really don't like the new character models. Especially that woman. They've made her worse since the first art they released.

She can open time rifts, but unless it's a DMC 4 situation and half of it is set in Rapture, I'm not going to be happy.

They could easily tie 1 and 2 together to make a great conclusion. Eleanor vs. Ryan. To save the sisters from Ryan, or harvest them all in order to usurp him.

They could easily tie 1 and 2 together to make a great conclusion. Eleanor vs. Ryan. To save the sisters from Ryan, or harvest them all in order to usurp him.

:D

Can i get a "fuck yeah!"

I really don't like the new character models. Especially that woman. They've made her worse since the first art they released.

She can open time rifts, but unless it's a DMC 4 situation and half of it is set in Rapture, I'm not going to be happy.

They could easily tie 1 and 2 together to make a great conclusion. Eleanor vs. Ryan. To save the sisters from Ryan, or harvest them all in order to usurp him.

Yeah I would like that.

---------- Post added at 08:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:58 PM ----------


:D

Can i get a "fuck yeah!"

Umm...FUCK YEAH!!!

They'd have to make a bigger chunk of the campaign different based on that decision.

Could have Rapture being destroyed and actually have an escape sequence that's tense because IT HAS CONSEQUENCES. Unlike that half-assed one in 2.

Quarter-assed.

half of a fourth assed.

Yes. 12.5% assed.

Confirmed: Empire At War is worth it. Just finished tutorial and it was fun.
Although, reviews may change later on in the game.
Once I finish this plus the expansion, I hope the Stargate mod has gotten an update by then.

Anyone have minecraft?

I'm guessing we would have posted in Sarah's thread to join the Shrine server, if we did.

But, hey, not like someone would necessarily want to do that...

Confirmed: Empire At War is worth it. Just finished tutorial and it was fun.
Although, reviews may change later on in the game.
Once I finish this plus the expansion, I hope the Stargate mod has gotten an update by then.

I love EAW, modding it makes it so much better, I would recommend the Republic at War mod, Second Galactic Civil War Mod (aka Legacy Era Mod), and Ultimate FOC. Well thats assuming you have Forces of Corruption. I would get the expanison once you find out if you like the game or not. Campaign of regular game is basically a long tutorial, Galactic Conquest is where its at.

---------- Post added at 09:11 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:10 PM ----------


I'm guessing we would have posted in Sarah's thread to join the Shrine server, if we did.

But, hey, not like someone would necessarily want to do that...

I was just throwing that out there, I forgot about that thread lol.

http://youtu.be/r0QYPpC_Na4

That looks like a hell of a lot of fun.

Tara Strong?

Seems like the perfect game for Suda, also WB has apparently put a lot into becoming a VG publisher (MK 2011, FEAR 2 & 3, Condemned 2, now this).

I bought Condemned 2 for like $10 or something, assuming I could find 1.

Xbox exclusive :mad:

Took it back.

Good for a cheap purchase or rental IMO. Too short and stuff later on makes no sense whatsoever.

I got liquor to drink.

Lots of liquor.

Fucking n00bs.

I got liquor to drink.

Lots of liquor.

Fucking n00bs.

This campus be dry.
A dry campus.
I have lost it.
I am become death.
All your bases are belong to us.
HOW DA FUCK IS THIS COLLAGE WITHOUT DANGEROUS BINGE DRINKING??

Those were quotes from this week's Epic Meal Time.

My campus was dry, but they served alcohol at events. Lovely hypocrisy.

Too bad they have bloody security all over the campus. Oh well I can just wait till a break.

http://youtu.be/r0QYPpC_Na4

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I'm all over it.

It's like if James Gunn did Buffy.

---------- Post added at 07:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:46 PM ----------


I got liquor to drink.

Lots of liquor.

Fucking n00bs.

Dack Janiels?

Blame cuckoo? You sonofabutch. :laugh:

With minimal detective work you would've figured it out pretty quickly with shit-shooters commenting on their own 10 SONGS covers on FB. :p

let's just blame you and leave it at that

Cuttin' up some big pepperoni.

Goddamn that made me hungry, even if it wasn't the most inspired idea :sad:

I use shite, from time to time.

let's just blame you and leave it at that

You're not getting Corn Flakes up your ass.

We're brining in the Shreddies special for your anus.

Big fat titty suckage is imminen.......dammit you ninja fucking bastard :mad:

It's weird naked Neg again. :shock:

It's weird naked Neg again. :shock:

Wait wa, what da fuck is going on here?

Didn't wanna double post with that many lines already in the post.

Welcome to how Neg's mind works.

is that his bizarro version?

is that his bizarro version?

I think Neg is his bizarro version. :D

---------- Post added at 07:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:54 PM ----------


Wait wa, what da fuck is going on here?

Aden's mind has been blown.

Aden's mind has been blown.
Not blown merely expanded (or wallowed out whatever parlance you prefer)

---------- Post added at 10:00 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:58 PM ----------

BRB going to the store.
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1561893&t=o (http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1561893/leo-and-satan.html) GIFSoup (http://www.gifsoup.com/)

Enjoy!

Take my piggy hoof high heels. :D

and back again because they close early untill school starts .____.

:(

If you want you can still wear my piggy hoof high heels.

...I even have a little g-string that matches, if you'd like that too. :)

:rofldata:
No, Thanks anyways.

Well...I had to GIS them to see if they really exist. Apparently not.....but wow.....the things I've seen. :shock:





...you don't see those everyday.

Those are fairly disturbing :laugh:

Love the pig ones. Loved that pig statue Doc posted a while back.

I just love combiner/gestalt legs and that's exactly what they look like.

I'm trying to remember.....pig statue?

Just blew through the entire Larry Sanders Show on Netflix, now I'm suffering that postpartum depression that comes from finishing a good series.

No flipping. :sad:



Thinking about revisiting Arrested Development, because Jeffrey Tambor is brilliant.

Nite all.
Retro meme time.
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=54345&t=o (http://www.gifsoup.com/view/54345/sparta.html) GIFSoup (http://www.gifsoup.com/)

I'd describe it, but I already pretty much did.

Ass in the air, head on the ground. Don't ask me why I like upturned animals with broken necks. I just do.

Cement mixers work, too ;)

Just blew through the entire Larry Sanders Show on Netflix, now I'm suffering that postpartum depression that comes from finishing a good series.
Thinking about revisiting Arrested Development, because Jeffrey Tambor is brilliant.

Larry Sanders is excellent!

Duchovny. :laugh: :laugh:

I'm so glad they brought in Scott Thompson.

----

One can never go wrong with a revisit to The Family Bluth.

IDW is publishing a comic based on a character of Scott's.

Of course they are also running a Spike comic that insinuates that Twilight was based on him :erm:

Yeah...it's his dim businessman Danny character. :laugh:

made into a hero or something.

Mustachioed something or another.

Larry Sanders is excellent!

Duchovny. :laugh: :laugh:

I'm so glad they brought in Scott Thompson.

----

One can never go wrong with a revisit to The Family Bluth.

I tried finding a relevant Duchovny clip, but YouTube fucking sucks.



I also have last week's episode of Curb to watch, and I'm thinking about dipping into 30 Rock, because I hear Rip Torn is in it.

I think I've seen one ep of 30 Rock with Rip Torn.

Don't really watch it, so I have no idea how much he's in it. He'd fit like a glove though.

Some people on this thread were big fans of 30 Rock, no?

What ever happened to Mandi? We didn't get along much, but I liked the cut of her vagina.

cock

O_o

Neg loves him some Alec Baldwin.

They snuggle.

cock

The fuck

I hope you have those greeting perverts at your front door.

Or at least at the front of your bed.

I'd like to hang a hammock right in the middle.

It'll look like interspersed spooge.

You lay naked in this hammock with my pubic hair glued to your fine greasy, french fry smelling body, right?

Only if you shit on my chest first.

(To make the pubic hair stick)

So you have heard about my diarrhea. :)

Sure. The original mortar and clay.

Cleveland Steamer, ON MY CHEST.

Cuckoo. You missed. :mad:

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8733895-original.html)

Cuckoo, cuckoo. You poop like hell.
Where it may land, no one can tell.

---------- Post added at 10:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:19 PM ----------

:doc:

Oh scat...we missed you so?

I have the sudden urge to evacuate my bowels now.

And fap. :erm:

No one's gonna cum in this thread again. :laugh: :laugh:

Separate the men from the boys.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

AdBlock's Block-Image is such a great feature

I love what they choose to censor in this pic. :laugh:

Are we spoilering shit now?

It's the build-up to the real suspense.

---------- Post added at 10:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:33 PM ----------

Jesus Christ, this is right out of a horror movie.

Winnie the Pooh Girl! (http://www.theshithole.com/scat_winnie/page1.html)

I can almost smell it.

...oh wait.....:erm:....nevermind.

My pants are warm....like jesus. :)

Tear the fucking walls down.

Shrine totally just glitched.

Think The Last Boy Scout noticed?

Does he even still post?

Now that you mention it, he hasn't for a while now, has he?

Why the feck is he still signed in then?

Is he just watching us all?

Creepsome.

Tear the fucking walls down.

ALL RIGHT!

He always wants to be signed in.

Because people care that he's here :rolleyes:

:rofldata:

It looks like this guy ready to eat....and covered in "mud".

Will not make Pokemon joke.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_353GLtYmyUE/StdXvnYx2GI/AAAAAAAAATA/GQA0GHlFZNo/s400/coke_diarrhea.JPG

I love the fact that the first thing Doc is going to see as he sips his morning coffee or tea or whatever is going to be shit-covered humans. :)

I love the fact that the first thing Doc is going to see as he sips his morning coffee or tea or whatever is going to be shit-covered humans. :)

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Tea. Future people sip tea.

Allen is probably flipping his shit, right now.

I'd love for Amaury to see it, but we'd definitely get hammered for it.

I want to post scat in an Amaury thread.

That....would seal the deal.

Allen is probably flipping his shit, right now.

I'd love for Amaury to see it, but we'd definitely get hammered for it.

More's the pity.

I started looking up pictures of bloody stool and I think I'm done for the night

That's quite a hobby you have there. :laugh:

I know, right?

What the fuck am I doing with my life.

Eh, it's called shoot the shit for a reason.

I'm going to be blamed for this, ultimately.

Reap what I sow. Didn't mean to drag you in, bud, but.....you seemed willing enough~