160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw&feature=watch_response)this is classic.

my favorite arnold moments are when he uses naughty words. it's funny with the austrian accent. "what the fuck did i do wraahhhng?!"

"chill out dickwad"

"sue me, dickhead"

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*hugs the monitor* Hi Shriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine http://i.imgur.com/qd1s5.pngare you on ecstasy? let me see your pupils, mister. oh you are so grounded.

CM!

CM.

C...M?

See...emm.

Semen.

Semen?

SEMEN!

That's how you mind works?............. Mine works like this...........



NEMES!


fapping, comics about blowjobs from dead chicks, more fapping, oh and mental mentioned you amidst a rambling post about stonehenge, i think

Normal. Ew. Normal. Yay I was mentioned <3 Why do I wanna knock down stonehenge?.......

fapping, comics about blowjobs from dead chicks, more fapping, oh and mental mentioned you amidst a rambling post about stonehenge, i think

Also, there's like 10 more "Nutshell" type sites, devoted to music, books, games and the like. Not sure if they're still accepting applications... :ashine:

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NEMES!

What kind of game are you playing here, woman? :eye:

yay. it's hard to tell when i'm writing them, but once they're posted and i'm reading over them, i can't help thinking of more things i could've mentioned/discussed. but i'm also trying to be very light on the spoilers

I always go back and change little bits here and there with my posts.

The great part about The Clock is we get to babble as much as we want. :D


she's one of the cutest brunettes i've seen

Yeah...I like here a lot too.


Okay, now I'm intrigued. ;-) Throw some out there.

I don't even remember them all.

2 Nuts & A Joystick
8-bit Nut
Nut Pad :laugh:
Gamer's Nuts
Super Smash Nuts

....we had about 10 more that all sucked even more. :laugh: :laugh:


shablam


what's I miss?

Too much.


i don't feel like doing a review tonight. i'm so fricking tired that my head feels tingly and numb.
I feel your pain.


tiresome, but fun. otherwise i would'na volunteered.

It's rewarding. :) Even a Nut feels good to knock out.

I need to do that tonight too...then get some good sleep tonight.

shablam


what's I miss?

where's your sticky note?

Testing. It says they uploaded, but they don't show up in My Images.

2 Nuts & A Joystick

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

That's pretty bad, but it brings me joy. :D

What kind of game are you playing here, woman? :eye:

I dunno....

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where's your sticky note?

I'm not in the mood to use it.........

Also, there's like 10 more "Nutshell" type sites, devoted to music, books, games and the like. Not sure if they're still accepting applications... :ashine:

Still looking for one more for Music and one for Books.

Music: Doc, Cuckoo, IU

Books: Doc, Tom, Ndi

....i think........i lost track a long time ago. :laugh:

My brain's been on overdrive for 72 hours now.

are you on ecstasy? let me see your pupils, mister. oh you are so grounded.

:sad:
http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/kalskirata1/suicide.gif

Still looking for one more for Music and one for Books.

Music: Doc, Cuckoo, IU

Books: Doc, Tom, Ndi


Got it backwards there, redman. I volunteered for books and tentatively for music if needed.

Also, there's like 10 more "Nutshell" type sites, devoted to music, books, games and the like. Not sure if they're still accepting applications... :ashine:

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What kind of game are you playing here, woman? :eye:sooo, i see the link to the tv nut, but are the other nuts up yet? imma link to them all from my personal blog, i think.

I would have posted some Family Guy gifs of that time Peter tried ecstasy, but I'm going to get another bowl of chow-mein then go shopping at HMV again.

That Return to Oz is so mine!! I'll punch a kid out if I have to!!! ONE COPY LEFT!!!! D:

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:sad: just realised i didn't bookmark from where I left off this morning.... :sad:
fml.... i'll catch up after shopping :sad:

Got it backwards there, redman. I volunteered for books and tentatively for music if needed.

*sigh*

brain no work more none.

thanks. :D

I'll make a note of that.

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sooo, i see the link to the tv nut, but are the other nuts up yet? imma link to them all from my personal blog, i think.

Just unveiled the Video Game Nut a few minutes ago.

It's linked on STS FB.

*sigh*

brain no work more none.

thanks. :D

I'll make a note of that.
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/F/G/3/y/FG3y/331ceef804bb88c657c881bd6accd5c2e2da5c5c_m.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/9933116-original.html)

I'm not in the mood to use it.........

:-\

i forgot to quote this...

I wanna see the beer spill on her :puppydog:

:-\

This here is the female spooty mood.




Take notes.

Take notes.

I would, but I'm missing my post-it note.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfuflx2umW1qgwhu8o1_500.gif

I always go back and change little bits here and there with my posts.
reading through mine tonight, i see things i'd like to change. nothing major, mostly just how i worded certain thoughts, etc. might go back and add a pic or two, ya know cast pics, though i'm not gonna clutter it up too much with multimedia. btw, do u like how each review ends with a youtube video of music from the film? i thought that was a nice touch.


The great part about The Clock is we get to babble as much as we want. :D i don't think i could write a movie nut. i'd go on way too long. though i can definitely see doing a music or video game nut.

I don't even remember them all.

2 Nuts & A Joystick
8-bit Nut
Nut Pad :laugh:
Gamer's Nuts
Super Smash Nuts

....we had about 10 more that all sucked even more. :laugh: :laugh:i like gamer's nuts best. just my opinion. the others are too vague.


It's rewarding. :) Even a Nut feels good to knock out.

I need to do that tonight too...then get some good sleep tonight.i'm not gonna lie, i was so excited when you guys asked me to do the clock that i was going on and on about it with my wife. she said i must be in hog heaven, being able to review movies and scores.

now i just need to decide what my blog is gonna be devoted to. perhaps reviews/musings that simply don't fit in at the clock...

Is Kermit...crying?

You should have an outers pic too, Sparknut.

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/1042/kung20fu20throw20of20exploding.gif

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:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Think of me. :confused:

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:
It's so much better faster!

:sad: it was terrifying. couldn't stop staring at middle-aged, frumpy women.
spent the rest of the day staring at young pretty things.
she looked 22. could've been 18. my eyes had a good fap on her leather boots.

This here is the female spooty mood.
Take notes.

Vaginas are Black Magic.

Have a squirrel to mood manage
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/F/L/b/h/FLbh/funny-gifs-twirl-a-squirrel-champ.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/9952815-original.html)

Is Kermit...crying?

Zwuh?


she looked 22. could've been 18. my eyes had a good fap on her leather boots.

ZWUH???

Vaginas are Black Magic.

Have a squirrel to mood manage
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/F/L/b/h/FLbh/funny-gifs-twirl-a-squirrel-champ.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/9952815-original.html)

Tis not the source of the spoots but the squirrel is amusing......

Tis not the source of the spoots but the squirrel is amusing......

Are you single now?

Tis not the source of the spoots but the squirrel is amusing......

If I knew what "spoots" was...
Sounds like a euphemism for gas

ZWUH???

huh?

:eye: Urban Dictionary: spoots (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spoots) :eye:

tentatively for music if needed.me too. but like i said before, only if no one else wants to do it.

Are you single now?


Wild speculation time!
I will go the opposite way. Knocked up?

reading through mine tonight, i see things i'd like to change. nothing major, mostly just how i worded certain thoughts, etc. might go back and add a pic or two, ya know cast pics, though i'm not gonna clutter it up too much with multimedia. btw, do u like how each review ends with a youtube video of music from the film? i thought that was a nice touch.

Yeah...I had considered doing that for my score reviews once.

Or something like it. Like a download link to key cues or something.

It's good. I like it a lot.



i like gamer's nuts best. just my opinion. the others are too vague.

We thought Gamer's Nuts would have been taken.

...we were right. :(


i'm not gonna lie, i was so excited when you guys asked me to do the clock that i was going on and on about it with my wife. she said i must be in hog heaven, being able to review movies and scores.

I'm glad and happy about that. :D That means a lot to me too.

I love working closely with other people I respect on these projects. I'm happy Doc and I got enough of you guys interested in participating. Gives STS more of Smurf Village feel. :laugh:

you know how people will stare at someone or glance at them, and then someone says "you eye-fucker her" or something like that?
I eye-fapped on her boots.
i think they were vynil though or something black and shiny.
i'd wanted to dress her up in more black leathery stuff then force her to force me to do dirty things.
that was on the way home from work.
on the way to work, the bus driver was really cute.
i wanted to dress him in full uniform then get him to "teach me how to drive his bus".

:eye: Urban Dictionary: spoots (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spoots) :eye:


Wild speculation time!
I will go the opposite way. Knocked up?

Validation?

Are you single now?



Bwahaha! You only wish I was (http://imgur.com/rVW77)

:eye: Urban Dictionary: spoots (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spoots) :eye:

I derived "spoots" from "spoot" as said on Angry Beavers :laugh:

me too. but like i said before, only if no one else wants to do it.

Yeah...it's weird.

I thought that would be the one people would be most interested in.

...yet you guys all seem to keep backing out of that one. :laugh:

In the end....it's just me on that one.

You, Doc, bud and IU have all said the same thing.

:confused:

I would be a bad marketing director. :p

Wild speculation time!
I will go the opposite way. Knocked up?

Both wrong :laugh:

:eye: Urban Dictionary: spoots (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spoots) :eye:


The long stringy rubber band-like semen that can be squeezed out after ejaculation

you know how people will stare at someone or glance at them, and then someone says "you eye-fucker her" or something like that?
I eye-fapped on her boots.
i think they were vynil though or something black and shiny.
i'd wanted to dress her up in more black leathery stuff then force her to force me to do dirty things.
that was on the way home from work.
on the way to work, the bus driver was really cute.
i wanted to dress him in full uniform then get him to "teach me how to drive his bus".

I've fapped on boots before.

End sentence.


Validation?

;-)


Bwahaha! You only wish I was (http://imgur.com/rVW77)

I know. :sad:

I derived "spoots" from "spoot" as said on Angry Beavers :laugh:

oh wow. :phew:

"stringy rubber band-like" just confuses the shit outta me :laugh: :erm: :ashine:

I love working closely with other people I respect on these projects. I'm happy Doc and I got enough of you guys interested in participating. Gives STS more of Smurf Village feel. :laugh:i'm totally thrilled to be part of an online smurf review sweatshop or whatever. great idea having all these different blogs connected with so many diff people writing...means more potential readers/followers will begin visiting.

"stringy rubber band-like" just confuses the shit outta me :laugh: :erm: :ashine:

It's the kind you've got to use scissors in order to sever.

Kind of like a long strand of spaghetti.

I've fapped on boots before.

End sentence.

i've seen some videos with shoe fetishes.
it's weird. it seems mostly skater twinks like that fetish.
they sniff it and lick it and stuff. blech.
i'd fap on a nice clean leather boot. that s/he is wearing.
but not on its own. that'd be weird. it'd be like a threesome and you just decided to kick the human out of the bend and keep the boot :lau--:erm:

I'm not even following the other conversation.


What?

Beavers?

Fapping on boots?

CM isn't knocked up?

Spaghetti?

Eye-fucking?

The who what now?

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

"These boots are made for fappin'..."

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I'm not even following the other conversation.


What?

Beavers?

Fapping on boots?

CM isn't knocked up?

Spaghetti?

Eye-fucking?

The who what now?

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Right about now, the chicken's going to walk in here and walk straight back out the door.

Yeah...it's weird.

I thought that would be the one people would be most interested in.

...yet you guys all seem to keep backing out of that one. :laugh:

In the end....it's just me on that one.

You, Doc, bud and IU have all said the same thing.

:confused:

I would be a bad marketing director. :pit's not that i don't wanna do it, it's that you already gave me an awesome spot at the clock. i'd be thrilled to do music nuts, but i didn't wanna hog to many positions, seeing as there's probably alotta sts folks that would also like to write

It's the kind you've got to use scissors in order to disconnect.

Kind of like a long strand of spaghetti.

Or melty cheese from a pizza

O_O sounds like it pushed out some vein or something...
or it's been holding back for awhile...

I clog shower drains.

What ever happened to Rick_Says? Anybody still talk to him? Tell him I said hello!

I'm not even following the other conversation.


What?

Beavers?

Fapping on boots?

CM isn't knocked up?

Spaghetti?

Eye-fucking?

The who what now?

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:


Luigi says, "I hope she made lots of spaghetti!" for over 3 minutes - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvLGgV4HWQY&feature=related)

it's not that i don't wanna do it, it's that you already gave me an awesome spot at the clock. i'd be thrilled to do music nuts, but i didn't wanna hog to many positions, seeing as there's probably alotta sts folks that would also like to write
I'm just a shitty writer so Games and Books at least I enjoy enough to write something.

CM <333333 I feel like I usually miss you! Of course, this means you're probably gone now.

With Nut Load, should we date the movies by their original year of release or the year they were released in English? I'm a huge weeaboo when it comes to games, so this is important. ;)

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What ever happened to Rick_Says? Anybody still talk to him? Tell him I said hello!

He's on Facebook but he isn't very talkative.

I'm not even following the other conversation.


What?

Beavers?

Fapping on boots?

CM isn't knocked up?

Spaghetti?

Eye-fucking?

The who what now?

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

I was wondering when you'd catch on to us. :doc:


"These boots are made for fappin'..."

:love: I would so join in on a circle fap on her boots.

Luigi says, "I hope she made lots of spaghetti!" for over 3 minutes - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvLGgV4HWQY&feature=related)

He loses his accent a little at the end there.

CM <333333 I feel like I usually miss you! Of course, this means you're probably gone now.


HI! ^_________^ I haven't been been on in the last week. IRL has been teh spoots.

I'm not even following the other conversation.


What?

Beavers?

Fapping on boots?

CM isn't knocked up?

Spaghetti?

Eye-fucking?

The who what now?

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata: it's like an insane asylum...all the different voice going on about semen and beavers and whatnot. one flew over the shooter's nest

HI! ^_________^ I haven't been been on in the last week. IRL has been teh spoots.

I recommend baking things like a crazy person! And giving yourself more projects than you can handle. ;) It has done a decent job of helping me deal with my own spooty stuff.

Luigi says, "I hope she made lots of spaghetti!" for over 3 minutes - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvLGgV4HWQY&feature=related)


Top Comments
Peach: Hey weegee!  I made LOTS of your favourite. Lasagne!

:doc::doc::doc:

i find this is actually catchy! i find this is actually catchy! i find this is actually catchy! i find this is actually catchy! i find this is actually catchy! I F I N D T H I S I S A C T U A L L Y C A T C Y ! ifindthisisiactuallycatchy! i find this is actually catchy! i find this is actually catchy! i find this is actually catchy!

I recommend baking things like a crazy person! And giving yourself more projects than you can handle. ;) It has done a decent job of helping me deal with my own spooty stuff.

There's no way I could eat as much as I could bake :laugh: I already have a ton of unfinished projects too :p I kinda calmed myself down a bit by getting all the achievements in Tales of Vesperia though..........

IRL has been teh spoots.


helping me deal with my own spooty stuff.

It hurts when its in your eye, but I dont see how spoot can mess up the whole week.

:rofldata: it's like an insane asylum...all the different voice going on about semen and beavers and whatnot.

:frolatad:



one flew over the shooter's nest

i'm so confused

What ever happened to Rick_Says? Anybody still talk to him? Tell him I said hello!

He's on the facebooks.

"Likes" some stuff STS FB every now and then.......if they're weird enough. :laugh:

Rick's an odd and interesting guy. Mostly into occult and stars type stuff...........and dub music. :confused:



With Nut Load, should we date the movies by their original year of release or the year they were released in English? I'm a huge weeaboo when it comes to games, so this is important. ;)

My brain. :sad:

Um....whatever you think it should be I suppose.

I'm not really part of the Nut Load so I would assume that would be up to Doc.

I'm guessing he'll probably want the original release date too.



He's on Facebook but he isn't very talkative.

:laugh:

Yup.

It hurts when its in your eye, but I dont see how spoot can mess up the whole week.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/marchtrpt4bhs/GIFs/tumblr_lilkiiy5O31qdpno2.gif

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9387/tuesdaysdar61.jpgmeth and cigarettes will do that. it's a shame.

i'm so confused
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/F/L/b/d/FLbd/gifs_02-1.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/9952811-original.html)

Now that I think about it................... Angry Beavers...............









Why do I just now realize that that sounds like it could be a title for a show about disgruntled golden girls.................

Now that I think about it................... Angry Beavers...............









Why do I just now realize that that sounds like it could be a title for a show about disgruntled golden girls.................

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata:

I'm the leprechaun......

OH NO MR LEPRECHAUN!

:rofldata:

I'm just going to stop trying to follow this.

Old school STS chaos. :laugh:

I'm the leprechaun......


:rofldata: it's so funny what a little shadow can do :laugh:
he genuinely looks displeased.

"happy halloween bitch!"

maybe cm should do the music nut blog.

meth and cigarettes will do that. it's a shame.

I've only got one addiction.

:rofldata:

I'm just going to stop trying to follow this.

Old school STS chaos. :laugh:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcwyynageD1qzr2th.gif

i love that one!
there's a few others like that one.

But where's the moose?

I've only got one addiction.



:eye: this was UNspoilered before...
just like those fries are UNfiltered.*ba-dum cha!

Kiss it.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/1234439014_slow_motion_spank.gif?w=300&h=212

But where's the moose?

Apparently Sparky was that moose.

don't you hate it when the drummer is some jackass immature twat and he drags on the Rim Shot longer than needed???

*ba-dum-dum-dum-dum-DUM-BOOM-CHA!!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgbilzDkVB1qf8yek.gif

King Koopa says mashed potatoes for 4 minutes - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loI9Qx3ygWU&feature=related)

Someone said weaboo

Does anyone actually listen to these videos the whole way through?

Motorboat it like it's the poolboy.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/1234439014_slow_motion_spank.gif?w=300&h=212

fixed :smrt:


Apparently Sparky was that moose.

:eye:

touche... touche old chap.

Gir&#39;s "I Made Mashed Potatoes!" Sparta Remix - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW4s-oU05lM&feature=related)

Kiss it.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/1234439014_slow_motion_spank.gif?w=300&h=212
You goin somwhere?
And gladly...

fixed :smrt:

I'm motorboating the computer screen as we speak.

Does anyone actually listen to these videos the whole way through?

:rofldata:

I did once. I forget what it was.

10 minutes of something.

It started to sound different after awhile.

Like hidden messages. :itsamystery:

King Koopa says mashed potatoes for 4 minutes - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loI9Qx3ygWU&feature=related)


Does anyone actually listen to these videos the whole way through?

I do :laugh:
i like to open more in new tabs after too BAHAAHAAAHA
Koopa says ba-bomb and monkey for about 5 minutes - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SU6OpCfiyM&feature=related)

if the related videos show something of interest, i'll keep doing it until the internet crashes :laugh:

I'm gonna get some fresh air.

back in an hour or two.

:rofldata:

I did once. I forget what it was.

10 minutes of something.

It started to sound different after awhile.

Like hidden messages. :itsamystery:

PHFT! The new fad is 10 hour videos (http://imgur.com/rVW77)

:rofldata:

I did once. I forget what it was.

10 minutes of something.

It started to sound different after awhile.

Like hidden messages. :itsamystery:

NIC CAGE IS A VAMPIRE FOR 10 MINUTES - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nru5UF-47N8)

Gir's "I Made Mashed Potatoes!" Sparta Remix - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW4s-oU05lM&feature=related)
Oww

Spoot

:laugh:

His back end looks suspiciously velociraptor-y.

Gir's "I Made Mashed Potatoes!" Sparta Remix - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW4s-oU05lM&feature=related)

I Don&#39;t Know (Sparta Remix) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVwcvLqFqZc&feature=related)

The &#39;What The Fukk Did Ahh Do Wronggg?&#39; Song (Random Arnie Video) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ_ONU35bWs&feature=related)

Spoot

The word of the day. :laugh:

---

Is there really a vehicle that says FAP on it?

laters cuckoo

PHFT! The new fad is 10 hour videos (http://imgur.com/rVW77)

IKR

My personal Favorite (torture)
Rainbow Bunchie 10 hours - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZBWfyYtYQY)

Doom Gir (Nyan Cat Gir Doom Song Edition) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-bozsSl6x8&feature=related)

I'm gonna get some fresh air.

back in an hour or two.

Ima go shopping for a poolboy in HMV.

Motorboat it like it's the poolboy.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/1234439014_slow_motion_spank.gif?w=300&h=212

:sad: I just know I'm gonna be SOL.

back laters. i finshed me din-din. 'twas good. almost think the chow mein noodles were made of something stringy and elastic....

Is there really a vehicle that says FAP on it?

Jurassic Park Theme (1000% Slower) by birdfeeder on SoundCloud - Create, record and share your sounds for free (http://soundcloud.com/birdfeeder/jurassic-park-theme-1000-slower)

"These boots are made for fappin'..."




Full circle.

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http://www.lazyeights.net/Avion/BackOutTheDoor.gif

Nyan Cat [Navi Hey Remix] - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=Tk9ltTQm4S8)

Made my first nut load contribution! Short game reviews are so much harder than movies. I cut out a bunch of stuff but it's still huge! And I barely even talked about the gameplay. XD

Productive people make my ass twitch.

http://www.lazyeights.net/Avion/BackOutTheDoor.gif
Confused or Laters?
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/F/L/b/B/FLbB/sanchez-is-scared-3.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/9952835-original.html)

His work is done here.

*TFS* Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 2 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uIVkhtU1Ls)

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Cinemagraphs look really complicated. Still going to make them though. Getting photoshop on this computer for it now. Maybe then I can finally start doing gifs with text too.

http://i.imgur.com/2g88R.gif

http://i.imgur.com/X2hUQ.gif

http://i.imgur.com/RrqNz.gif

http://i.imgur.com/MDqKy.gif

http://i.imgur.com/BeDvc.gif

http://i.imgur.com/Mn0Zr.gif

http://clikr.co/files/5/54zhb89316.gif











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<3

2nd best I've ever seen.

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:rofldata:

Gets me every time.

Brain parasite directly alters brain chemistry (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/11/111104102125.htm)

Thought this was really cool!

NiterS

Niters, Lye.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Interrogation montage of STS leaping back and forth between each shit-shooter would be brilliantly hilarious.



They'd give all of us the gas. And by gas I mean Dennis Franz would sit on our faces and let crack a soggy fart.

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I love Sci-fi shows for doing that kind of stuff. :laugh:

The new BSG had Richard Hatch and Mark Sheppard: Badger from Firefly.

There's even a Firefly ship flying in the background in a scene in BSG.

Dollhouse had a whole whackload of actors from BSG on it.

Heroes had George Takei.

Fringe of course had Nimoy.

etc, etc, etc.

Stuff for nerds to get all excited about. :laugh:

And Optimus Prime executes Nimoy while be begs for mercy!

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Hmmm.



No. Nope. Larry still doesn't look right.

Will Sasso!?

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Yup, all my super weird stuff like that is by Shintaro Kago.

I am much better at accidentally stumbling upon that stuff than I am at finding it when I try to seek it out. I would post the one normal-ish story I have by him but it's super long, I'd have to post it chapter by chapter. It's really good though! Called Super-Conductive Brains Parataxis.

Just zip file and upload it and we can read it in hand if it's too big.

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]Bud, Ndi, IU and Tom.

We have the Video Games Nut up and running.

There's a incomplete post on there by Doc right now to fill space. :p

If you have anything good to go, I'll delete Doc's post and allow yours to go first.

Don't have anything ready yet. I put my all into Eva.
Have you decided where to put the movie review? It was released theatrically and is on it's own DVD and is edited for the most part as a movie and has bigger productions like a movie but it is labeled as episode 25 and 26 and even has a break in the middle.

Do we have the ghost writer account up yet? having a central place would be helpful for communication especially if the shrine goes down.

NIC CAGE IS A VAMPIRE FOR 10 MINUTES - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nru5UF-47N8)

:eye:

That might have been the one.


Made my first nut load contribution! Short game reviews are so much harder than movies. I cut out a bunch of stuff but it's still huge! And I barely even talked about the gameplay. XD

Nice.

"Japan weirdness." :laugh:



http://i.imgur.com/BeDvc.gif

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http://clikr.co/files/5/54zhb89316.gif

:rofldata: :rofldata:


And Optimus Prime executes Nimoy while be begs for mercy!

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/thats-just-like-your-opinion-man.gif

I just learned how to insert a catheter into a fake vagina.

I'm going to put together the music one tonight.

So yeah.

I found these ones....close but no cigar:




Still looking for book ones too.

I don't know, I'm not taking part in that one, so Doc will have more say with that it.

I did quite like the one with the seagull and stuff on it from yesterday.

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:rofldata: :rofldata:

I gotta know, Lye.

Do you say "derp" as much in real life too?

I could take some photos and see if you like any of them.

Don't have anything ready yet. I put my all into Eva.

No rush. At our own leisure when it comes to our Nuts. :p


Have you decided where to put the movie review? It was released theatrically and is on it's own DVD and is edited for the most part as a movie and has bigger productions like a movie but it is labeled as episode 25 and 26 and even has a break in the middle.

I think we decided to keep it on The Box.

I don't know anything about the actual show/movie but Doc seemed to think it best suited the Box with the rest of the Eva.


Do we have the ghost writer account up yet? having a central place would be helpful for communication especially if the shrine goes down.

The Ghost Writer was one of the MANY bumps in the road Doc and I hit today. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad:

Ndi set up the LOL DATA (http://loldata.prophpbb.com/) forum. :D

I just learned how to insert a catheter into a fake vagina.

:erm: congratulations?


Im going to bed, feel like Im going to snore while Im still awake.

I just learned how to insert a catheter into a fake vagina.

:confused:

That's not something you hear everyday.


I could take some photos and see if you like any of them.

That'd be awesome! :D

she's purdy. got a nice bounce goin on there

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derp

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i can't help but feel i could've made some of those reviews longer, added more useless trivia and whatnot. do you honestly think i'm being too brief or are they an acceptable length?

If you're talking about your Bonds than I feel they're fine and should only be added/paired down if you so chose.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Sooner or later we'll all end up in court together.

It will be glorious.

...and probably end badly. :laugh:

Fuck that.

I'm not going down with you guys.

Ew.

The best part it wasn't one of us cooty riden boys but Ndi who posted that.

Snowman: Making me look loyal since 2010.

I always go back and change little bits here and there with my posts.

The great part about The Clock is we get to babble as much as we want. :D



Yeah...I like here a lot too.



I don't even remember them all.

2 Nuts & A Joystick
8-bit Nut
Nut Pad :laugh:
Gamer's Nuts
Super Smash Nuts

....we had about 10 more that all sucked even more. :laugh: :laugh:




I like 2 Nuts and a Joystick!
Or how about....
Super In a Nutshell II Turbo Yellow Pikachu Edition

Fuck this guy!! :mad:

Fuck that.

I'm not going down with you guys.

You frequent this thread.

A member of STS FB.

Make rude jokes with us.

Share illegal download links here.

...and know most of us by our real names.

:laugh: :laugh:

Yeah....you're going down with us.

Snowman: Making me look loyal since 2010.

It's been longer than that.

I just learned how to insert a catheter into a fake vagina.That'd be awesome! :D

reading through mine tonight, i see things i'd like to change. nothing major, mostly just how i worded certain thoughts, etc. might go back and add a pic or two, ya know cast pics, though i'm not gonna clutter it up too much with multimedia. btw, do u like how each review ends with a youtube video of music from the film? i thought that was a nice touch.

i don't think i could write a movie nut. i'd go on way too long. though i can definitely see doing a music or video game nut.
i like gamer's nuts best. just my opinion. the others are too vague.

i'm not gonna lie, i was so excited when you guys asked me to do the clock that i was going on and on about it with my wife. she said i must be in hog heaven, being able to review movies and scores.

now i just need to decide what my blog is gonna be devoted to. perhaps reviews/musings that simply don't fit in at the clock...

Ya I totally do like the theme song link. I mean I didn't use them and instead just played my all bonds playlist but it did add to the review.

I just learned how to insert this old catheter I found on the ground up Sparky's pee-hole.

That'd be awesome! :D
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pervert.

You frequent this thread.

This can be contested.


A member of STS FB.

I just liked the damn thing.
I was ignorant as to what I was getting into.


Make rude jokes with us.

Not that often or with the same severity as some other posters.


Share illegal download links here.

Race Card


...and know most of us by our real names.

I don't know Neg or bud's real names.
Your argument is invalid.


Yeah....you're going down with us.

I'll flee to Canada...........wait!!

:doc::doc::doc: yeah that's me

Bwahaha! You only wish I was (http://imgur.com/rVW77)

I don't wish you was alone. You deserve love and respect and I bet your man does just that to you and we'd be more horrible than normal people if we wished that away just so we could cyber date you.

I'll flee to Canada...........wait!!

:rofldata:

This can be contested.

I just liked the damn thing.
I was ignorant as to what I was getting into.

Not that often or with the same severity as some other posters.

Race Card

I don't know Neg or bud's real names.
Your argument is invalid.

I'll flee to Canada...........wait!!

Tell it to the judge.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

You'll be sharing a cell with Neg and bud.

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http://img.reversegif.com/8101.gif

:rofldata: :rofldata:

:smug:

Tell it to the judge.

http://i.imgur.com/SIF9D.gif

GUILTY!!!!!!

I would be a bad marketing director. :p

How would you do as a film director?

http://i.imgur.com/SIF9D.gif

[spoiiler]GUILTY!!!!!![/spoiler]

Caught it before the fix :p

How would you do as a film director?

We're making a porno.

Caught it before the fix :p

You son of a bitch. :laugh:

I don't wish you was alone. You deserve love and respect and I bet your man does just that to you and we'd be more horrible than normal people if we wished that away just so we could cyber date you.

<3 Guys, take note of this. Tom knows how to talk to the ladies. Too bad he knows how to talk to the taken ladies :laugh: But indeed, my bf gives me more love than I could have ever dreamed of <3

You'll be sharing a cell with Neg and bud

More incentive to get the fuck out of wherever I'm being prosecuted.

I was going to comment on how much that post sucked http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

How would you do as a film director?

I know my way around cameras and all that jazz.


We're making a porno.

That's about the limit of my lighting and camera skills. :laugh:

....:confused:.....

....:-\....

...:shock:....


...:D :D :D.....

...pack your things, kids!

STS IS MAKING A PORNO!!!!

Go right ahead, nothing is stopping you.

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STS IS MAKING A PORNO!!!!

I'm out!!

<3 Guys, take note of this. Tom knows how to talk to the ladies. Too bad he knows how to talk to the taken ladies :laugh: But indeed, my bf gives me more love than I could have ever dreamed of <3

Blah blah blah.

<3 Guys, take note of this. Tom knows how to talk to the ladies. Too bad he knows how to talk to the taken ladies :laugh: But indeed, my bf gives me more love than I could have ever dreamed of <3

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/hmmm.gif Lemme try this...

Drop him, he's scum.
I'm scum too, minus the S :naughty:too much? :erm: i blame Tom.

I'm out!!

:imout:

Blah blah blah.

fist bump

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/hmmm.gif Lemme try this...

Drop him, he's scum.
I'm scum too, minus the S :naughty:too much? :erm: i blame Tom.

You best be ready to engage me in fisticuffs if you sling yon slander at my man....

I'm out!!

'Kay!

Bye-bye!

How would you do as a film director?I know my way around cameras and all that jizz.We're making a porno.That's about the limit of my lighting and camera skills. :laugh:

....:confused:.....

....:-\....

...:shock:....


...:D :D :D.....

...pack your things, kids!

STS IS MAKING A PORNO!!!!

Fuck this guy!! :mad:

The Japanese have a weird thing for the Col..

And Robocop

The Japanese have a weird thing for the Col..


And Robocop

and dirty undies in vending machines.

'Kay!

Bye-bye!

I meant I was out of the porno.
:doc:

fisticuffs


fisticuffs: plural of fist�i�cuffs
Noun: Fighting with the fists.
Synonyms:
boxing - pugilism


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noun: the art or practice of fighting with the fists; boxing.

Tom is tulips and honeybees.
I'm thorns and mosquiters :laugh:

And I'm sexually unattractive. :laugh::laugh::sad:

I meant I was out of the porno.

You'll be playing the unsuspecting victim....

...shh...you just don't know it yet.

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/assets_c/2011/01/JimmyHandWaveStrippergif-thumb-350x197-16803.gif

Ever seen Vulgar? http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

You'll be playing the unsuspecting victim....

...shh...you just don't know it yet.


No no no. There should be parts like elementary school plays. Like the tree or the cow............ He should be the bush.........

Ever seen Vulgar? http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

Flappy? :laugh: :laugh:

:D

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/assets_c/2011/01/JimmyHandWaveStrippergif-thumb-350x197-16803.gif

You were gonna violate me with Jimmy Fallon weren't you? :sad:

Abobo&#39;s Big Adventure - Official Trailer - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mTBXvP89Now)

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Can I be violated by Tina Fey?

Now Tom's bragging :sad:

He should be the bush.........



...and you don't want to be a bush in a STS porno.

You really, REALLY don't.

CM, I like the cut of your jib. :D

...and you don't want to be a bush in a STS porno.

You really, REALLY don't.

CM, I like the cut of your jib. :D

I knew you would (http://imgur.com/rVW77)

I think I'll opt out of the STS porno instead.

I wanna be a marionnette :D
"I'm a real boy!"

...I was that boy.

What makes you think you have a choice?

I think I'll opt out of the STS porno instead.

:)

Of course you will.

Of course you will.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

Sparky....prep the tranquilizers.

Bud...lock the doors.

I wanna be a marionnette :D
"I'm a real boy!"

...I was that boy.

Then work the camera will ya
(http://imgur.com/C3PiF)

What makes you think you have a choice?

You always have a choice.

Then work the camera will ya
(http://imgur.com/C3PiF)

I just posted End of Eva and I used the post schedule to make it appear right after my first one. Was that an OK move?

:)

Of course you will.

Of course you will.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

Sparky....prep the tranquilizers.

Bud...lock the doors.

Negros have been running from confinement for centuries.

It's in the blood, bitches.

Let's see you try and catch me. http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

Sparky....prep the tranquilizers.

I finally get to test the tranqs I've been forumlating...

Sparktank, too excited about the opportunity he's been waiting for, jumps around in excitement, flailing the tranquilizer gun.
Unaware of the consequences that would soon follow his own carelessness, the tranquilizer prematurely fires from the rifle, hitting the owner in the foot.
Sparktank falls to the ground mumbling and drooling as he still tries to squee in excitement.

"i poopy" was the last coherent words from Spark's mouth.

So you're telling me, that we can change the date things are posted?

Alibi, son. We've got a million of 'em.

I just posted End of Eva and I used the post schedule to make it appear right after my first one. Was that an OK move?

the post schedule? :shock:

WHat?

We can do that?

Yeah...perfectly fine. :D

I'm going to go check this thing out.



Negros have been running from confinement for centuries.

It's in the blood, bitches.

Let's see you try and catch me. http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

We'll give you 30 minute head start to make it feel like you have a choice. :)

Comfort Asswipe Dub - YouTube (http://youtu.be/L3fhRn25tZE)

They actually made this? I don't think you could get it in far enough to get the job done. Are you people superficially wiping your ass?

L. DiCaprio (J. Edgar Parody) (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bde8872dc5/l-dicaprio-j-edgar-parody)

Then work the camera will ya
(http://imgur.com/C3PiF)

http://i1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff419/Sparktank/animooted/happydance.gif

"Before I start filming all y'all in your scivvies and touching each other like that time I was in "Touch Football" in grade school with the visiting team being from the college across the town, I'd like to tear out a song for all y'all to set up the mood.
Ladies and gentleman, Mr Conway Twit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbc08_H2YX8)."

"Before I start filming all y'all in your scivvies and touching each other like that time I was in "Touch Football" in grade school with the visiting team being from the college across the town, I'd like to tear out a song for all y'all to set up the mood.
Ladies and gentleman, Mr Conway Twit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbc08_H2YX8)."

:doc: :doc: :doc:

Comfort Asswipe Dub - YouTube (http://youtu.be/L3fhRn25tZE)

They actually made this? I don't think you could get it in far enough to get the job done. Are you people superficially wiping your ass?

I'd like to see a demonstration of this.

A REAL demonstration. http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

It cracks me up that no one knows what that puppets from :laugh:

I'd like to see a demonstration of this.

A REAL demonstration. http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif

As would I.

It cracks me up that no one knows what that puppets from :laugh:

The worst part is, it's so very, very familiar.

L. DiCaprio (J. Edgar Parody) (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bde8872dc5/l-dicaprio-j-edgar-parody)

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata:

"I don't know what role to play anymore"
"Yes Judi Dench"
:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata:

The worst part is, it's so very, very familiar.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

I'll give you a hint: George Carlin

The worst part is, it's so very, very familiar.

I thought it was really Sparky. :confused:

So you're telling me, that we can change the date things are posted?

Alibi, son. We've got a million of 'em.


the post schedule? :shock:

WHat?

We can do that?

Yeah...perfectly fine. :D

I'm going to go check this thing out.




We'll give you 30 minute head start to make it feel like you have a choice. :)

Yes.
Go into make post/edit post.
See the blue thing that says "post options" under the tags? Click that and a new menu will drop down.
To the right there be "Post date and time".
If Automatic is ticked when you hit "Publish Post" it goes up right away.
If you tick "Scheduled At" then you can set the mm/dd/yy & hour/minutes/am or pm.
I guess if you set that time it will make the post appear at what ever time it was set as in order with the rest of the blog even if you made the post after the one it's preceding.

Ohhhh....

STS....Shining Time Station. :rolleyes:

So you're telling me, that we can change the date things are posted?

Alibi, son. We've got a million of 'em.


It cracks me up that no one knows what that puppets from :laugh:

It's from the Tomas the Train with Ringo Star and George Carlin I think.

Ohhhh....

STS....Shining Time Station. :rolleyes:



We has a winrar! :laugh:

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It's from the Tomas the Train with Ringo Star and George Carlin I think.

2nd place winrar.................. winzip.........

Yes.
Go into make post/edit post.
See the blue thing that says "post options" under the tags? Click that and a new menu will drop down.
To the right there be "Post date and time".
If Automatic is ticked when you hit "Publish Post" it goes up right away.
If you tick "Scheduled At" then you can set the mm/dd/yy & hour/minutes/am or pm.
I guess if you set that time it will make the post appear at what ever time it was set as in order with the rest of the blog even if you made the post after the one it's preceding.

I think I'll set it up so that my next nut gets posted one year from today.

I like your nuts. :-*

There's a first time for everything :-*

I keep wanting to troll that Fira guy about how he made a video about how to melt butter, but......

for some reason I believe it's a front and he's really some kinda agent :erm:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

I'll give you a hint: George Carlin

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: S . T . S :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:v

I keep wanting to troll that Fira guy about how he made a video about how to melt butter, but......

for some reason I believe it's a front and he's really some kinda agent :erm:

A video about butter?

An agent?

Where have I been?

I just liked the damn thing.
I was ignorant as to what I was getting into.
Ignorance of the law does not preclude you from it. Precedent!


Not that often or with the same severity as some other posters.
Oh no Officer. I only murdered him a little bit.


Race Card
:rofldata:




I don't know Neg or bud's real names.
Your argument is invalid.
I don't know anyone's names. Good thing too. :evilsmirk:
How do you know mine?


Tom knows how to talk to the ladies.
Unless they're fat chicks.

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/F/G/5/a/FG5a/epic-fail-photos-backflip-to-failp1.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/9933216-original.html)

I keep wanting to troll that Fira guy about how he made a video about how to melt butter, but......

for some reason I believe it's a front and he's really some kinda agent :erm:

I really don't know what to make of that guy. If he was an agent I would think he would have made multiple accounts by now............ but I don't think that's the case........ or he could be an extreeeeeeeme rookie agent.........

I elect IU as the STS' official type law guy court man.

I'm going to go put in my movies and have an awesome bluray fap!
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/1042/kung20fu20throw20of20exploding.gif

Negros have been running from confinement for centuries.

It's in the blood, bitches.

Let's see you try and catch me. http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif



Fallow the drinking gourd!

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/2/4/9/42496/F/L/C/2/FLC2/unrail.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/9954474-original.html)

I wish reading rainbow would get DVDs so I could rip Keith David's reading of that. Also Darth Vader's Bringing the Rain to Kapite Plain.

Unless they're fat chicks.



But really, no one knows how to talk to fat chicks.......... always that fear of being eaten.........

Can you, Doc and I be the sheriffs?

So we can cornhole us some drunks.....:erm:

I elect IU as the STS' official type law guy court man.

a stenographer?

Also Darth Vader's Bringing the Rain to Kapite Plain.



I have that on vhs :shock:

I'm going to go put in my movies and have an awesome bluray fap!
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/1042/kung20fu20throw20of20exploding.gif

Enjoy your films, fapmaster. :)

MOVIE REVIEW
Human Centipede II is about the horrors of fanfic
By Annalee Newitz, Nov 9, 2011 3:36 PM

It's likely that the first Human Centipede movie wasn't your cup of tea. But if you're like me and enjoy disturbing cult movies, it's one of the very best. The "ass to mouth" horror of Human Centipede wasn't gross — it was suggestive and existential. Plus it was darkly funny, with a mad doctor (Dieter Laser) who was full of bizarre zeal.

Filmmaker Tom Six obviously wanted to change all that in Human Centipede II (available on demand), an arthouse flick without humor, which revels in exposing all the extreme gore that the first film tucked behind bandages and cartoonish powerpoint presentations. Instead of a mad doctor, we get the sadistic Martin, a garage attendant who is a die-hard fan of the first movie. Everything he does is a pathetic attempt to recreate the glory of Human Centipede, but without skill or finesse. That's right: Human Centipede II is about somebody creating horrific, real-life fanfic about Human Centipede. Gross spoilers ahead.
I suppose the best thing you could say is that writer/director Six obviously appreciates the original Human Centipede as much as cult fans do. We get to see long sequences from the first film, played on Martin's laptop while he jacks off with sandpaper. These clips only remind us how much better the first movie was than this one. So why, exactly, did we need this boringly gory footnote to the first movie? I'm pretty sure Six's point is to show that his first movie was way more transgressive than you ever thought, because look how it inspires this sick fucker to watch DVDs while he's at work — and then kidnap a bunch of people so he can staple them together in a super-giant centipede that represents the worst fanfic ever.

Martin even manages to trick an actress from the first movie, Ashlynn Yennie (playing herself), into joining the fun. In typical fannish fashion, he makes Yennie into the head of his new centipede, instead of the end. Fans are always trying to turn minor characters into major ones.

As I said earlier, one of the big "attractions" of this sequel is that we see all the things we only imagined in the first flick. The eponymous human centipede of the first movie was all bandaged up, with just parts of everybody's faces peeking out above the sterile gauze. When the infamous "oh now I have to shit" scene happens, all we see is the shame on the face of centipede's head, coupled with the muffled groans of the women attached to his ass. Yes, it's horrific — but it's also very cartoonish and abstract. In Human Centipede II, nothing is left to your imagination. There are lurid, long scenes of Martin carving up people's asses and kneecaps (in artistic black and white!). Then, when Martin wants to do his version of the poop scene, he injects all his victims with super laxative, and we have to watch a long scene of shit spraying everywhere. If you get this far into the movie, you'll discover that it's possible to be nauseated and bored at the same time.

Unfortunately, this sequel is just serving up shocking imagery for its own sake. And it's not even imagery based on an original premise, which makes it even less interesting to watch. Plus, our only comic relief comes from the "joke" that Martin was molested by his dad, and then later his astonishingly large-bearded psychologist continues the molestation quite openly. There's a scene where the psychologist is getting a blow job from a hooker in the garage where Martin works — while Martin watches via security cam — and the psychologist says something like, "Well this is OK, but I'd rather be fucking that retarded kid [Martin]." Um, yeah. Writing that line felt super punk rock I bet. Too bad Jim Goad and GG Allin already got there like 20 years ago.

My point is that the humor in this sequel comes from what is basically recycled transgression from another era. We're also supposed to think it's funny that the short, obese, sweaty Martin walks around in his underwear a lot. Six makes sure to film Martin so that he looks like the yuckiest thing you've ever seen. Except that I've seen "yucky fat pervert" characters in everything from surrealistic Fellini flicks to recent actioner Gamer. Again, not very original. I miss the pizzaz of Dieter Laser!

As a meditation on fandom, Human Centipede II has the potential to be interesting. But unfortunately Six gets too involved in his own self-fandom, revisiting the parts of his original movie that didn't need revisiting. Along the way, Six sacrifices the originality and humor that made the first movie such a standout of the cult genre. Let's hope Six's next film makes good on the promise he showed with Human Centipede — by tackling a completely different subject.

Can you, Doc and I be the sheriffs?

So we can cornhole us some drunks.....:erm:

:eye:

We're cornholing eachother?


a stenographer?

I was thinking lawyer.......but if that's what IU wants........then too bad.

Fuck that guy. 5 Sandpaper handjobs out of 5.

always that fear of being eaten.........

:eye:

We're cornholing eachother?

No, the ones back at the stationhouse.

makes me think black liquorice.......

Fuck that guy. 5 Sandpaper handjobs out of 5.

lol

I didn't even read it. Just kinda skimmed.

Heavy snow today. 1st time this year. Knocked power out in bits and pieces so I was out of it from 11 ish to 8pm.

My itinerary for the next few days.

I have some small lists and stuff to do.
Install a door knob.
I've got megablocks that I want to sell and will be looking up what went with which set.
Photograph the sets for personal archive as well as selling use.
Photo some potential blog material.
Remember that Pirate mix tape I was gonna do? Well I'm almost done with it. Just need to finalize track order and rename some stuff on the files plus get a cover.
Should do some stuff for Elf Love.

Remember that Pirate mix tape I was gonna do? Well I'm almost done with it. Just need to finalize track order and rename some stuff on the files plus get a cover.

O_O

Wow...I remember.

Now I don't feel so bad about taking my sweet time on 2 mixes that seem to be taking forever as well.

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/poitier/135/bees.wav

Ninja mix, imo.

Hurricanger OP is pretty bitchin'

Imma toddle off to bed now :) Nite all.

Niters, CM. :)

Nice to have ye back.

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Neg or Doc:

Hear 6 New Songs From Green Day's Tiny Club Shows (http://www.spin.com/articles/hear-6-new-songs-green-days-tiny-club-shows)

They're live bootlegs....but still: :D :D :D

I think I'm erect.

I think I'm erect.

Wiener or nipples?

Both

Any particular direction?


Or...

....derp erect? nipples and penis all facing opposite directions.

Liking Stray Heart and Carpe Diem the best, right now.

2 left.

3 of them are barely audible. :laugh: