I blocked 'botfly larvae' out of my memory because of you.

Why'd you bring it back? :laugh:

Remember that guy that had 'em all wriggling around under his scalp..... wonderif his hair did eventually "sit right" after that !At least he got the holes for hair implants !!

NOOOOOO!!!!!

WHY?

Now I remember.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

A man getting botfly larvae extracted from his arm at what appears to be a party or social gathering of some sort.

yeah its a get-together kinda thing....someone goes abroad somewhere where they don't use our alphabet...gets a little stowaway...the call comes through....and ya buy beers n' party poppers n' shit once x-rays have been taken thats its the real deal.

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That ain't even worth a 7Up

I've never been to a 'botfly' party.

I must remedy this.

"Botfly" would make a good Transformer.

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ok, laterz i gotta go

Tony Hawk: Pro Fat Man.

Think this Bad Boys about to Breach !.



Thas worth a beer.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm looking at my blog stats and under search key words "little fairy girl on dick" is one of the phrases.

I'm looking at my blog stats and under search key words "little fairy girl on dick" is one of the phrases.

:rofldata:

I'm looking at my blog stats and under search key words "little fairy girl on dick" is one of the phrases.

No spelling mistakes involved ????

Curious !

Think this Bad Boys about to Breach !.



Thas worth a beer.



Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Like totally ehwea. Forgot how to spell EEh-oow.

Reaction to 1 Priest, 1 Nun! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y5J7BnxunM&feature=related)

heh

I'm looking at my blog stats and under search key words "little fairy girl on dick" is one of the phrases.

Nutshell has a couple leading the folks to us through budarc's porn reviews. :laugh:

...and a few more of people trying to figure out what "Insidious and Super 8 were about in a nutshell". I gave none of that away in the reviews. :laugh: They must have been disappointed. :laugh:

I gave none of that away in the reviews. :laugh: They must have been disappointed. :laugh:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tumblr_lqd60wf8se1qg50fao1_500.gif?w=480&h=228

I skipped it monday, but today I havet to go to damned English class. Its hard to be pumped for a class about essays with an obsessive, feminazi, catlady :sad:

an obsessive, feminazi, catlady :sad:

Mental's catlady?

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hey guyz ! i'm out for the day....alot of crap to deal with.

Have a good one....and then sneak in a 2nd when no ones looking !

Niterz
http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/potatoe-attack.gif

Niters, mental.

I think I'm going to head off too.

laters....:)

Niters, and laters. :D

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The attacked humans are shot on sight to end their misery and so the animals can carry their prize back to their layer. :(

Between cougars and bears, we call them the Ghost and the Darkness.
They are always hungry.

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:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:
i still giggle a lot at those ones.
first is like :laugh: poor kid :laugh:
second is like :rofldata: dumb bitch! you just pissed momma off :rofldata:

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I wonder if Teeth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE)is an american adaptation of that....

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Reaction to 1 Priest, 1 Nun! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y5J7BnxunM&feature=related)

heh

...im curious now...:erm:


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this wierded the fuck right out of me the first time i saw this posted.
honestly, i thought
they were human, transforming into plastic puppets and laughing insanely about it.
cus you can see fillings in one of them.
then i thought they were human turning to wooden puppets.
or the other way around that they were turning human.
creeped me something creepy.
i still feel weird about it.

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and niters laters everyone....
:sad:

I'm alone...

It's empty...

Quiet...

Cold....

So this was news today...
Will it be enough Joojoo to summon Mental?

WEll...ima go stand in line just for shits and giggles...

laters.

Im here :P

I think it may have been an R rated movie because there's a few times when their mouths saw one thing but look like they're saying "fuck" or "shit" instead.

totally. i think some studio exec douchebags got the idea to transform it into a family movie. it has the feel of an R movie, at times.

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Why do I have hollaback girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZHjRQjbHrE) stuck in my head? :eye:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpt5fqNMS1qj3p4eo1_500.gif

lol

So this was news today...
Will it be enough Joojoo to summon Mental?



It summoned me. :shock:

Penii around the world, REJOICE!!!

Funny how most headlines are still not convinced they are legit.
She confirmed it herself saying she had already contacted the fbi and shit.

I tried to find more, but that's it.

Disappointing.

Yeah, this really isn't a legitimate fapping situation.

Just one of those nice to see/have sort of things~

You people are weird.
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I don't think any company is going to do another R rated movie. At least none of the elite commercialist companies like Paramount.
The directors promise before they start making the movie that they'll make it an R-rated movie and it will not be modified to be a PG rated movie.
And then they lie through their fucking teeth!
(McG... >.> He could've made Terminator much better had he gone for the fuckin R rating)
God damned families anyway!

Who is that nekked chic???
what news? fbi??? :confused:

Fapping privileges revok........wait, that's not going to work....

hrmmm

Who is that nekked chic???
what news? fbi??? :confused:

:seriously:
It's Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson

Im not really good at women.
show me christian bale or leo and we're in business :naughty:

she has no movie around her.
so there.

Im not really good at women.

That's what she said.

That's what she said.

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Doc will be so pleased to see Scar Jo in her...um....nothing.

Doesn't look that good to me in those pics though.

No fapping from The cuckoo clock then.

She kinda looks like River Phoenix actually. :laugh:

i'd fuck her

River Phoenix

*looks closely*
*GIS River Phoenix*
now that i see that...
*looks at pants*
:erm:
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Doc will be so pleased to see Scar Jo in her...um....nothing.

Doesn't look that good to me in those pics though.

No fapping from The cuckoo clock then.

She kinda looks like River Phoenix actually. :laugh:

Well I guess you homos would rather hear how Cuckoo's cat is faring then?

Well if she wore her hollywood makeup and a costume, i'd greatly consider.
im a shallow bitch. KEEP YOUR GAME FACE ON!!!
i dont care about whats on the inside.
(arent i a sweetie?)

http://www.jdmfilmreviews.com/images/sam-rockwell-moon-best-actor11.gif

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I always wondered what decaying Donovan reminded me of :laugh:

Jhonen Vasquez has been stuffing these in his Bioshock artwork orders.

:rofldata: :rofldata:






Glad I'm not the only one wasting his time on jiffy marker throw away art. :laugh:

LOL

Wow :laugh:

cool

back in a laters.

laters

laters.

laters http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii259/severen76/Saywhatagain1.gif

Well, Im going to go fap at the public library.
I'll stand in one of the less popular sections and watch people walk by on the other side through the books :naughty:
laters.

Just watchin some old Batman TAS and its sequel series and finding out that kids these days are getting fucked over.

Even the over humerous eps like Joker's Million are great.

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Well, Im going to go fap at the public library.
I'll stand in one of the less popular sections and watch people walk by on the other side through the books :naughty:
laters.

Be like a shadow......a fapping shadow.

Laters, Spark

later, sparkplug

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imma go eat. later
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I would have took steve irwin over hayden poutyface any day of the week.

Be like a shadow......a fapping shadow.

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/B/O/g/8/BOg8/invisofap.gif

that must be the third movie......

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/russphillipps/clarencerunsoverpv6-1.gif
Robocop, it all comes back now :)
I swear first time i saw that i was a little disturbed that if you look at the window it looks like pumpkin seeds in some sort of soup. blech.
or some sort of porigge with raisins.

Im actually watching Galaxy Quest right now :laugh:

Be like a shadow......a fapping shadow.



Who knows what faps in the heart of men !



The Shadow knows !!

the John Merrick character that gets run over was Emil.
here i show you.
spoiler? i dont care. watch.
Robocop - Toxic Waste - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjEdLuqK1RQ)

Also this.
Robocop - I'd Buy That For a Dollar - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85cL1HisrNc&feature=related)

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Who knows what faps in the heart of men !



The Shadow knows !!

:shock: CARDS!!! i want those!
i wanna see what the joker card is!!

Back to Galaxy Quest, laters.

Im actually watching Galaxy Quest right now :laugh:
http://www.guitarforworship.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Sam-Rockwell-Galaxy-Quest.gif

Team Fortress 2 "Meet the Sniper" Trailer (HD) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyNuriXG3BQ&feature=relmfu)

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Meet the Sandvich - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfzUZNXRbE&feature=relmfu)

fapfapfap

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:rofldata:fakes, gotta love em:rofldata:

fapfapfap
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/B/O/g/8/BOg8/invisofap.gif


:rofldata:fakes, gotta love em:rofldata:

Wtf is with right guy's dick? Never seen the head droop or lean down like that.
Also that food bag on the couch makes me hungry.

I didn't even notice the cock.

I'm slipping.

I didn't even notice the cock.

I'm slipping.

He is also pointing his toes which is apparently common when men ejaculate.
Or he is too short to reach her face otherwise.

He is also pointing his toes which is apparently common when men ejaculate.
Or he is too short to reach her face otherwise.

Related idea: Play by play commentary on porn is a great idea.

Madden: "As you can see in this scene that Ron Jeremy has one of the longest dicks in porn, and thats what makes him the biggest dick in porn."

Well, Im going to go fap at the public library.
I'll stand in one of the less popular sections and watch people walk by on the other side through the books :naughty:

Oh, that must be one of the book sections in the library then. :laugh:

Related idea: Play by play commentary on porn is a great idea.

Madden: "As you can see in this scene that Ron Jeremy has one of the longest dicks in porn, and thats what makes him the biggest dick in porn."

you gotta add stuff like "AND THEN BOOM! SURPRISE BUTTSECKS RIGHT HERE. LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION."
*grabs a marker*
"IF YOU FOCUS YOUR EYES ON HER BOUNCING BOOBS YOU CAN SEE IT COMING RIGHT BEHIND HER OVER HERE THEN LETS MOVE OVER TO THE MOUTH SEE HER REACTION! BOOM! SURPRISE! WELL IVE NEVER SEEN A PLAY LIKE THAT BEFORE! LET'S SEE GO BEHIND THE SCENES AND SEE WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY ABOUT TODAYS PLAY"

I was kinda turning this phrase on its head.

“Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they’re bigger than everybody else, and that’s what makes them the biggest guys on the field.”

:doc:

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Man I am loving the Historical Records of Cmdr. Taggart ^____^

Wing Commander?

Related idea: Play by play commentary on porn is a great idea.

Madden: "As you can see in this scene that Ron Jeremy has one of the longest dicks in porn, and thats what makes him the biggest dick in porn."
:rofldata:

Why do people in the filmscore hunt always HAVE VERY FUCKING HUGE REQUESTS IN MULTI COLOR????????

because they aren't perverts.

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Why do people in the filmscore hunt always HAVE VERY FUCKING HUGE REQUESTS IN MULTI COLOR????????

cuz they are obnoxious twits that somehow think people will be more likely to have the score they want if they request it in the most obnoxious way possible

Its funny that the conan raving gif is the second oldest vid on youtube.

Why do people in the filmscore hunt always HAVE VERY FUCKING HUGE REQUESTS IN MULTI COLOR????????

BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO PRECIOUS AND TOO SHORT TO LET ANY MUSIC GO UNHEARD!! *raises hand in a Shakespearan manner*


































































and scene!


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http://www.capnbeeb.com/SA/Gifs/predarmshotoff.gif

:rofldata: took me a minute to see what was going on in terminator. i was like "what? nothings different" then i saw the HUD screen :laugh:

...I think in predator...they shopped in more special effects? :confused: :sad: i dont know...

:laugh: i really enjoyed Galaxy Quest!! :D
I just wish they stayed in space though or got called back...

:rofldata: took me a minute to see what was going on in terminator. i was like "what? nothings different" then i saw the HUD screen :laugh:

Good....I'm not the only one who took a second to figure it out.

:rofldata:

Us Canadians are a little slow, eh?

Us Canadians are a little slow, eh?

:laugh:
:sad:
:laugh:

:sad:

I'm gonna take a page out of the Sparky Handbook of Sparkiness and post a FOX cartoon. :laugh:

Canadias (http://youtu.be/5FEW5mh7iAI)

Family showing up.
Gonna hook up the laptop to the tv and show them Galaxy Quest :laugh: i dont mind watching it twice in a row.

laters

I'm gonna take a page out of the Sparky Handbook of Sparkiness and post a FOX cartoon. :laugh:

Canadias (http://youtu.be/5FEW5mh7iAI)


:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

blooody hell that cracked me up :laugh:

Very well played. Jolly good. :snickers:

Rep for that!

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:mad: you get rep when Shrine smartens up and lets me rep :mad:

Laters all!

Laters, Sparky.

Enjoy the movie again. :)

Why do these things make me sad but still I laugh anyways.



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I guess I cant stand the sight of someone crying :laugh: Out of all the things that draw my pity broken bones or etc injury doesnt affect me but crying does.

I think it's a STS prerequisite that you fap yourself to sleep every night while you bawl your eyes out.

:)

Still crying when you masturbate?

Amateurs.

one more and He's at 30,000.

Still crying when you masturbate?

Amateurs.

Don't try and act so tough. :laugh:

Doc and I hear you whimpering and sniffling while we tri-fap.

What are your guy's criteria for Nutshell choices? It seems very random.

What are your guy's criteria for Nutshell choices? It seems very random.

Whatever the hell we watch we post.

I don't post everything I watch.

Sometimes I just don't feel like it or can't come up with the right words for it.

I've got about 10 movies I can't word right in what little space I allow myself, so never posted them but still want to.

I think it's a STS prerequisite that you fap yourself to sleep every night while you bawl your eyes out.

:)

:rofldata: :rofldata:

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GIS crying fap for a good laugh

*snickers*
Still heeeeeeeeere! I got some time to setup laptop just right.
but i forgotses that i formatted my other puter so now i have to...i have to...
:sigh:

Its funny that the conan raving gif is the second oldest vid on youtube.
blast from da past

have to get custom emotes from friend :laugh: shes not too happy that they have to be sent one at a time :laugh:

That makes us even now.

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yay!!
*nyan is back!!

I swear gifsoup is the most messed up site in the history of sites.

Gifsoup isn't shrine :eye:

NEG!!!! YOU'RE AT 30K!!!!
(custom picture celebration i never made.png)

Gifsoup isn't shrine :eye:

Mr. 30k poster :) I will make something for this.

It seems that gifsoup has been down at least evey day I have checked it since the 28th of last month.

NEG!!!! YOU'RE AT 30K!!!!

This calls for the Ewok "yub nub" song.

NEG!!!! YOU'RE AT 30K!!!!
(custom picture celebration i never made.png)

:laugh: i really enjoyed Galaxy Quest!! :D
I just wish they stayed in space though or got called back...
i know. it begged for a sequel.

and it just never happened:(

niters.


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpt5fqNMS1qj3p4eo1_500.gif

It doesn't call for anything besides a massive reevaluation of what I'm doing with my life.

"Yub Nub" song? :sad:

You're a monster.

I got us a little ewok hoods and everything.

Could be worse, you could be on fire or dead.

Those are arguably better alternatives.

:sad: :sad:

This calls for the Ewok "yub nub" song.

it does! :D i wanna be yoda's ghost. he's the only thing that didnt change.




:doc::doc: i really wish i can use these pics for responses in real life :doc::doc:


i know. it begged for a sequel.

and it just never happened:(

niters.

I know!!! I really wanna see a sequel!
niters.


It doesn't call for anything besides a massive reevaluation of what I'm doing with my life.

yeah...you need to fap more with us not against us :eye:

:sad:

I made a happy little diploma for Neg.....

Neg... :sad: i liked you better when you were less than 30K posts...

*runs off crying, throwing party hat away*
IM KEEPING THE NOISE MAKER THOUGH!!!!

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yay!!! I'm having a feast today!!! :erm: now...
Signs and Omens – Ringing in the Ears � Welcome to Happyhomemaker88′s Virtual Home (http://happyhomemaker88.com/2007/10/20/signs-and-omens-ringing-in-the-ears/)


7pm – 9pm

If in the left ear, this means you will have a feast. If in the right ear, then a friend is on its way.

i guess spaghetti counts as a feast :confused:
nom.

Niters

Niters, Aden.

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oh...i guess that's how we kill STS around... :erm:
ima...ima.... :sad:

I'm still lurkin. Just catchin up on Brotherhood and organizing music.

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Still so many choices.
Can't decide between some hiphop or squeally guitars.

squeally hiphop.

squeally hiphop.

Hmmmm. It would be interesting if I had that in one song, but alas I know of none.
Maybe the theme to Justified, but do banjos count as guitars?

ummm...creepy ones that make you paddle faster... :ashine:

ummm...creepy ones that make you paddle faster... :ashine:

I wonder how many people have never seen that movie, but still understand the implication of hillbilly rape.
I've never seen it.

This calls for the Ewok "yub nub" song.

CRACKERJACK JUNCTION sings THE EWOK CELEBRATION SONG - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN62wqBdbxA)

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Hey Cuckers,

know anything about bear attacks....? you live where they play ice hockey & speak french....

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/1241697476_bear-attack-1.gif

What to do when animals attack.

The 7 Most Badass Man vs. Beast Showdowns | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article/93_the-7-most-badass-man-vs.-beast-showdowns)

I think the numbers are greater than you think.
i've met a fair number of people who have not seen it yet know what happens.

cock, motherfuckers

COCK!!!

I skipped it monday, but today I havet to go to damned English class. Its hard to be pumped for a class about essays with an obsessive, feminazi, catlady :sad:

I'll be your ghost writer then.

Here goes....

I like old books from the 17th century to the 19th because the women knew their place and shut their mouths and had a damn sandwich ready.
It think today's females could take a few pages form these classics as well as wear a nice dress every once and a while plus a little make up wouldn't hurt anyone either.

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So this was news today...
Will it be enough Joojoo to summon Mental?



God she's got a cute little ass. Like a classic painting or something. And those breasts are real, I can tell by the way they lay when she's on her side.

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Doc will be so pleased to see Scar Jo in her...um....nothing.

Doesn't look that good to me in those pics though.

No fapping from The cuckoo clock then.

She kinda looks like River Phoenix actually. :laugh:

Bad lighting, taken without looking at the picture, no make up, probably relaxed and tired.

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I would have took steve irwin over hayden poutyface any day of the week.

Even Hayden thought it was retarded.

How you gonna let someone get away in a car when you've got super speed.

Fuck you, Bandai. Fuck you Tendou. Fuck you Kagaaaaaami.

I guess the most recent Rider wasn't been up to Neg's tastes.

I think I felt his ass twitch from where I'm sitting.

Right now, who was laughing at me?


Was it you?

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/2/4/9/42496/m/f/a/0/mfa0/1274069737344.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5301496-original.html)

*cough**Crosses Legs*

Hey, Look! A picture!

Right now, who was laughing at me?


Was it you?

It was Tom. I saw him do it.

Then he told me to do it or else he would make me suck on my own fat titties.

:sad: It was terrible. I was so scared.

Then he told me to do it or else he would make me suck on my own fat titties.

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/C/a/Q/T/CaQT/funny-gifs-nipple-lick.gif

God she's got a cute little ass. Like a classic painting or something. And those breasts are real, I can tell by the way they lay when she's on her side.

Very cute indeed.

The man who stands atop disturbing parents.

I see nothing disturbing. Or is this one of those, "You'll shit bricks" images?

I'm pretty sure it's just the outfit that is embarrassing. Though it wouldn't be so bad if his shorts at least went to the knees.

I mean, I wanted him out of that pirate shirt, but damn.

The hat isn't exactly fetching on him.

The shorts are silly.

...and I'm wearing a shirt almost just liket that right now. :(

That's a japanese toddler's uniform basically.

They even have kids like that in pokemon, now.

I donno why, but I find nothing wrong with his outfit. :erm:

Because you're a pervert.

Yes, no dressing young boys for you then.

Because you're a pervert.

I thought Rob was the pervert of the shrine.

Yeah, well, err... Yeah!

That girl in red looks like her body is painted on that wall.

That girl grew up to become the best ass in Japan.

I thought Rob was the pervert of the shrine.

Rob's relatively tame compared to :cat:.

More reason to move to Canada.
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:confused:

Oh yeah...

I post sexually.

And randomly. :laugh:

I don't need to pretend to care about political and economic bullshit to say we're all going to be sleeping on Cuckoo's couch.

Sparky has a couch too.

...and I'm sure Slicey wouldn't mind some surprise visitors either. :laugh:

We get in trouble around girls.

Spanky, I'll be there sometime next week.

I don't need to pretend to care about political and economic bullshit to say we're all going to be sleeping on Cuckoo's couch.

You may not give a fuck, but I do.

Spanky, I'll be there sometime next week.

:rofldata:

That's a sitcom waiting to happen.

Tom gets to be your guy's wacky next door neighbor. :laugh:

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So.....yeah.

...


Perverts. What's the deal with them?

I don't like gravy on fries.

I like gravy on the side.

...still waiting on a FFShrine meet up that's easy for me to get to.

I can roll with dipping fries in gravy.

Let's get European. Going to Costco to get a 50 gallon jar of Mayo....

I like taking mayo and adding minced garlic, cajun and dill weed for my fries.

So feckin' good.

I like gravy on the side.

You won't want anything after this....

It's bizarre the things that don't bother me.

That was kinda giggle worthy.

What was it?

I'm eating pudding.

Life is good.

It's bizarre the things that don't bother me.

That was kinda giggle worthy.

What was it?

I didn't want to find it's origin to learn the specifics. I'm guessing some infection gone rampant.

I'm guessing an infected vajayjay, urgh hrmm.


Let's talk more about them french fried taters.

I didn't want to find it's origin to learn the specifics. I'm guessing some infection gone rampant.

I'll bet it smells like banana peels, feet, calamari and urine. :D

They're porting X to Vita?

Could have done XII like people with some sense, you butt nuggets :mad::mad::mad:

I'm guessing an infected vajayjay, urgh hrmm.


Let's talk more about them french fried taters.

Yes its a vajayjay. I thought the question was what malady affects it.


Regular salt or Seasoned salt on your fries?

Regular.

Seasoning salt is okay in very sparse amounts, but restaurants dump half a fucking bottle on a single basket of fries.

They must pay.

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i stopped scrolling. twi'lek.

Regular.

Seasoned is too salty for my tastes.

If anything, I dump on the cracked pepper and fart like it's my big day out afterwards.

No matter how perverted you want to make yourself out to be (not that any of us have to even try), the truth is you stop scrolling because it's giant clumps of purple and orange moving around.

the truth is you stop scrolling because it's giant clumps of purple and orange moving around.

Are we talking about the Star Wars thing or the vag infection? :laugh:

If only it wasn't spoilered~

It's bizarre the things that don't bother me.

Not getting away so easily. This one makes me want a bloomin onion.

We get in trouble around girls.

Spanky, I'll be there sometime next week.


:rofldata:

That's a sitcom waiting to happen.

"POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"

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We get in trouble around girls.

Spanky, I'll be there sometime next week.


I don't like gravy on fries.


I like gravy on the side.

I like gravy having its own little section. Separated like a military or tv-dinner plate. Where the fries have a NO TOUCHY! sign.
yuck. i dont like soggy fries.

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Neat, Shrine is doing that thing where it keeps tagged posts in your quotes... o_O

Every single hair on my body is standing up now. :-\

I should have gone to bed when I was going to.

....well...then I would have seen it tomorrow morning, which probably would have been more unpleasant.

:rofldata:

I like gravy having its own little section. Separated like a military or tv-dinner plate. Where the fries have a NO TOUCHY! sign.
yuck. i dont like soggy fries.

LL: "I'm a military man! I want a military meal!"

You won't want anything after this....



i've heard of blue waffle and red pancake...but this...this... :erm: seems to be neither... so ummm..... :confused:

Good work unspoilering that, Spanky.

I'll be sure to bring you a present.

I'll bet it smells like banana peels, feet, calamari and urine. :D

....*spits beer back into can*
tyvm.

i've heard of blue waffle and red pancake...but this...this... :erm: seems to be neither... so ummm..... :confused:

It looks like an old Star Trek alien skin infection. :rofldata:

Tom, I got this today:


This brings me closer to completing that "adult swim bump music Project" I started for you. :)

Good work unspoilering that, Spanky.

I'll be sure to bring you a present.

*ohmy!

K, I won't lie. Not any more. This second puter, doesn't have the same bookmarks as my laptop since it's reformatting... so ummmm..... I can't really do pic responses...unless I....

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Yes its a vajayjay. I thought the question was what malady affects it.


Regular salt or Seasoned salt on your fries?

nom. tough call. i like either.
depends what im eating.

if its just fries, like an appy before the meal. seasoned.
if its with a meal, then normal, hardly ketchup with it.

No ketchup with it.

Ick.

Are we talking about the Star Wars thing or the vag infection? :laugh:

I'm so so so so glad it switched from star wars to star trek :laugh:

lol. I can live with ketchup. If that's all that's around.

Ranch preferably.

I'm so so so so glad it switched from star wars to star trek :laugh:

STS smells like nerds.

:rofldata:

No ketchup with it.

Ick.

if they do the fries right, you need nothing with it. if its crap, then pour everything on it. even that brown, smelly shit they call "vinegar"... If you've been to a fish&chips place... you'll know of the smelly shit i speaks aboot.... >.<

lol. I can live with ketchup. If that's all that's around.

Ranch preferably.

I had ranch with some fries I had the other night.

They were the pre-seasoned McCain fries which are pretty tasty.

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if they do the fries right, you need nothing with it. if its crap, then pour everything on it. even that brown, smelly shit they call "vinegar"... If you've been to a fish&chips place... you'll know of the smelly shit i speaks aboot.... >.<

Malt vinegar?

Looks like caterpillar shit.

lol. I can live with ketchup. If that's all that's around.

Ranch preferably.

Mmmmmm. Honey Mustard is never a bad idea either.
In fact, whenever we ordered chicken fingers, we'd always say fries with honey mustard. try to save the honey mustard for fries ^_____^
i'd eat a whole bottle of that as if it were mayo.
nom.

I'll do the vinegar thing when I go to Five Guys.

No surprise. I like Salt & Vinegar chips.

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I'm down with Honey mustard, fo' shizzle.

Also Hot Mustard from McDonald's. That and Sweet&Sour.

I like white vinegar. It's the good.

Fish & Chips. nummers.

I had ranch with some fries I had the other night.

They were the pre-seasoned McCain fries which are pretty tasty.

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Malt vinegar?

Looks like caterpillar shit.

McCain.............................shit. now i hungies :(

is that what it is??? :confused: malt...MALT...vinegar??? i dont like that stuff. i always get scared that if i even touch the bottle i'm going to stink like the eternal bog of stench from "You Remind Me Of The Babe".

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clear vinegar yes. orange/brown vinegar....no. >.>

all right, I'm heading off.

Another early morning tomorrow.

Niters.

Niters, Cuckoo.
*creepy clown chicken.jpg*

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Nerds smells like STS.

:rofldata:

Not sure if :cat: rep

:eye:

Or just Spanky

that reminds me....there's a banana that's getting its brown spots... :erm:
brb

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Not sure if :cat: rep

:eye:

Or just Spanky

....not sure if insulted

:eye:

Or just Negged

You're a little over 15K posts shy of Negging.

You're a little over 15K posts shy of Negging.


...is that like...something I'll understand when I'm sober?? :confused:

Have Cuckoo show you his native user title, in the morning.

Have Cuckoo show you his native user title, in the morning.

Okee.
In the meantime, I'll re-enact Sweeney Todd. I'll be Scarlett Johansen.

Intriguing, but I won't remember later.
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Seriously... What did I put in the comment for rep??? :confusad:

Honey mustard!! ...AND YOU SHALL BE GREEN FOREVAH!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!

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O_O Is that a BBC documentary?? Discovery Channel???
I only know BBC Blue Planet where a Great White attacks and won't allow Google to show any decent GIF's....

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Honey mustard!! ...AND YOU SHALL BE GREEN FOREVAH!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!

Ah yes.
that was me.

Either way.

Either way.

That's cold, man. :sad: That's really cold.
it was me.

Looks like :cat: to me.

Have some booty
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You type better drunk than I do.

I stick to beer only. Should I ever throw in any hard alcy... :erm: it'll be like watching TMZ do a report on Lindsey Lohan at another party....

O_O Is that a BBC documentary?? Discovery Channel???
I only know BBC Blue Planet where a Great White attacks and won't allow Google to show any decent GIF's...

No idea. Came up during GIS for new fapping gifs. Go figure.

Trying to give Mental his daily bread?

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I stick to beer only. Should I ever throw in any hard alcy... :erm: it'll be like watching TMZ do a report on Lindsey Lohan at another party....

I prefer the hard stuff.(that's what she said) Gets me there quick and clean like. I only enjoyed beer once in Vegas after walking in the 125 degree heat.

I concur. Beer doesn't get me anywhere. Doc and Cuckoo said it's because American beer sucks.

Trying to give Mental his daily bread?

Nah. Just going through the pics and came across it. I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

I don't know why I can't get into hard alcohol anymore.
I mean, when I started drinking I can shotgun 2oz shots like it was nothing.
I'm still practically a Junior drinker.
I only started after I graduated high school.
But beer is perfect for me.

....aaaaaaaaaaaaalthough... when i first tried the gonja, i did hallucinate. i saw a monkey drowning in a swamp when it was a tree stump covered in moss... and i heard Don Davis' score to The Matrix... and I thought that corners were the end of existence. i did not want to walk around corners.
it only got funner after that.

then a month later i got used to that stuff and now its just like... "woah. this music is awesome."

Thought I was reading a Tom post there, for a second.

I concur. Beer doesn't get me anywhere. Doc and Cuckoo said it's because American beer sucks.

Domestic, import, light, dark, micro, whatever. All shit. Especially PBR. Might as well drink stagnant puddles.

I concur. Beer doesn't get me anywhere. Doc and Cuckoo said it's because American beer sucks.

Well, American beer is generally less than 5% ain't it??
Up here, we have "light" beer that's only 4%. sometimes 3.5%. or something.
The average beer is 5%.
The disgusting cheap beer that "true alcies" like is higher than 5%. *shudders* and it's really dark beer too.

Then there's the hard alcohol.

My brother lived in California, he didn't like the beer so much. So he switched to hard drinks like vodka and stuff.
The corner stores that sell beer in a plastic cup are often tap. which, btw, is extremely forthy, gassy and gross. When's the last time they cleaned those things???
I never liked tap.
Always straight from the can/bottle. Although... the specials on the pints in a plastic jug... :sad: gassy like it's free.

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Tap is murder.
Although the loose sluts at the bar think it's the shit cus it only means they get more tips.
(and not the kind I'd like to give those fat little STD'ed porkers)

Well, American beer is generally less than 5% ain't it??
Up here, we have "light" beer that's only 4%. sometimes 3.5%. or something.


Light refers to calories, not alcohol content. But yeah it varies from 4 to 8%.
Wine is 12 to 15%. So on, so forth.

calories... really?
never would have thought...

I always went by the brightness of the beer.
dark beer tastes bitter to me.


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I am going to fap until I pass out.
If all of you are lucky, I'll have the cam going and take screenshots after :naughty:

Niters.

Looks like he already has a receding hairline. Genes are a bitch.

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Niters Spork

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Came across this. For Sack...


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Guess it's just me again.
Niters titties
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Came across this. For Sack...


Tina Fey! :swoon:


Intriguing, but I won't remember later.
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She kinda looks like River Phoenix actually. :laugh:

Late "mornin''s".

I used to get told i look like river phoenix....and axl rose....and then tom cruise and then keanu reeves.....and once clint eastwood....but was a sunny day & think i was just squinting !

all of the above is TRUE....and yet none of those fuckers look alike !Its like an Undercover Elephant scenario !

coffee & catch up time....laterz

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Its like she's ....chewing gum!.

Doc will be so pleased to see Scar Jo in her...um....nothing.

Doesn't look that good to me in those pics though.

When I noticed them I thought, "Chick looks a bit like Scarlett". :laugh: It's not totally fappable but I will try. Scarlett would want it that way. :D


i dont care about whats on the inside.

It would be warm and moist inside. Like all good things.


I guess I cant stand the sight of someone crying :laugh: Out of all the things that draw my pity broken bones or etc injury doesnt affect me but crying does.

:cryingbatman::cryingbatman::cryingbatman::cryingb atman::cryingbatman::cryingbatman:

I :love: batman. :laugh:


What are your guy's criteria for Nutshell choices? It seems very random.


Whatever the hell we watch we post.

I've got about 10 movies I can't word right in what little space I allow myself, so never posted them but still want to.

Go ahead and post them if you want. It's a free country. (Isn't it? Still? Or is that all an illusion?)

I stop at 100 but sometimes I have to cut chunks out. I'm used to doing that. I've been butchering my works for years.

If it makes you happy or fappy... do it!


....and then tom cruise

Commiserations. :D

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Hi/Bye,

WTF ?

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We ain't heard from Budders in a while......!

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FUDGESICLE is Prison Slang right !!!!?

I'd think that would be a definite and without any shadow of a doubt completely unequivocally yes. :shock:

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:rofldata: ...Whut? Just me? :erm:

Go ahead and post them if you want. It's a free country. (Isn't it? Still? Or is that all an illusion?)

I stop at 100 but sometimes I have to cut chunks out. I'm used to doing that. I've been butchering my works for years.

If it makes you happy or fappy... do it!

I'd post 'em if they were longer than I wanted anyways. It's just I'm not happy with the way I worded them so I don't. I don't like sloppy and I've all ready posted numerous sloppy ones in the past 2 weeks.

Most of mine are cut down by a paragraph. :laugh:

I thought you meant that you thought they wouldn't fit the format.


It's just I'm not happy with the way I worded them

Sometimes, with other stuff, I can't make words work for me at all. Whores. :mad:

I chip away at it and eventually trash them because it's better than leaving them unfinished.

Other celeb iPhones have been hacked. I found Jessica Alba's but they were of her pregnant so I didn't delve further.

I hope you don't still have those photos of my Buffalo Bill dance on your iPhone. :erm:

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The Death of Nyan Cat - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhIHPxKLV68)

The Death of Nyan Cat - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhIHPxKLV68)

Damn! That was loud as hell. I wasn't expecting that. Good fucking job killing that 'thing' though.

Other celeb iPhones have been hacked. I found Jessica Alba's but they were of her pregnant so I didn't delve further.

Send word to Lye then. He shall be most delighted.




I hope you don't still have those photos of my Buffalo Bill dance on your iPhone. :erm:

Umm....I never had an iPhone.

You might want to recheck who you sent that to then. :laugh:

Damn! That was loud as hell. I wasn't expecting that. Good fucking job killing that 'thing' though.

I really have no idea where he got hat sound or how he made it that damned loud :laugh:

Umm....I never had an iPhone.

You might want to recheck who you sent that to then. :laugh:

Every Joe and their mother has one these days (apart from you and I it seems) so it could be anyone. :D

I'll leak it myself and ride the ripples and waves of internet fame that it brings me.

Scarlett is yesterdays news. Doc dancing with his dick between his legs is taking over.

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I really have no idea where he got hat sound or how he made it that damned loud :laugh:

Maybe the music I paused to go watch the cat thing was of a lower volume. When cat thing came on I nearly shat. :laugh:

If I did have an iPhone, instead of posting pics of my meals like all the kids do these days, I would post pics of my bowel movements in my cat's litter box.

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Maybe the music I paused to go watch the cat thing was of a lower volume. When cat thing came on I nearly shat. :laugh:

No. That was ridiculously LOUD.

:rofldata:

litter box.

iPhones are cool and all but the usual data plan costs are murder.

Litter box or Discovery One pod? :laugh:



Open the poo bay doors, HAL.

Open the poo bay doors, HAL.

:laugh: :laugh:

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Mittens."

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Mittens."

:rofldata: Nice.

Sci Fi film tag lines kitty litter style.

"In space, no one can hear you poo."

"Use the Force, Whiskers! Use The Force!!!"



:rofldata: :rofldata:

"Take your shitty litter paws off me, you damned dirty cat!"

That will haunt my dreams for the forseeable future......