Yeah, I've heard what the dumplings are but I don't know about the ending or what happens. This is def. on my list of movies I need to watch.

Go Jesus, GO!
I came across this one and I considered not posting it, but I find it funny.


i hear in Hell...lucifers got his own plastic pussy fap machine.....lubed with baby guts & rung-out tampons!.....
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6839/devilchurning.gif

heheh Death-Metal

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5323/devilguitar.gif

Hey mental. How's life on the run? You run into Cabbage head?

and pussy-face makes her weekly appearance.



http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8156/stevieg.gif http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5307/heyyyi.gif

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/8666/kuva1247668191.gif

Hey mental. How's life on the run? You run into Cabbage head?



not yet....but met plenty of "vegetables"....ones that dribble all over their wheelchairs !

just havin' a bad week....which was the equivalent to >

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3831/crotchstomper.gif

Shit, man I'd love to stay and fuel the depravity, I never seem to be on when you are, but I have to go. Just got a visitor. Be back in an hour or two I'd guess.

okey dokey....should still be here...laters



yeah he looks the type to be into "monkey fart porn".

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/4083/548.gif

well i guess someone somewhee had to come up with the Pooh-Dictionary.
The Pooh Dictionary

Ghost Pooh
You know you've pooped. There's pooh on the toilet paper, but no pooh in the bowl.

Teflon Coated Pooh
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of pooh on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!

Gooey Pooh
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your butt 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This pooh leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

Second Thought Poop
You're all done wiping your butt and you're about to stand up when you realize, you've got some more.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poop
This is the kind of pooh that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

Bali Belly Pooh
You poop so much you lose 5 kilos.

Right Now Pooh
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out (aka turtle head or prairie dogging) before you get your pants down.

King Kong or Commode Choker Poop
This poop is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of pooh usually happens at someone else's house.

Wet Cheeks Pooh
This pooh hits the water sideways and makes a big splash that gets your butt wet.

Wish Poop
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no pooh.

Cement Block Poop
You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you pooped.

Snake Pooh
This pooh is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.

Cork Poop (Also Known as a Floater)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My gosh! How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else's house too.

Mexican Food Pooh (aka Montezuma's Revenge)
You'll know it's alright to eat again when your butt stops burning.

Beer Drunk Poop
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your pooh doesn't smell too bad, but this poop is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of pooh also usually happens at someone else's house.

The Frightened Turtle
The kind of pooh that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in.

The Bungee Poop
The kind of pooh that just hangs off your butt before it falls into the water.

The Crippler
The kind of pooh where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

The Poopy Poopy Bang Bang
The kind of pooh that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

The Guinness Dump
After 8 or 10 pints of Guinness,shitting a black,ash smelling log.

ok guys i gotta go....

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8878/dressingskills.gif http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/933/642661958.gif

I like the win/fail split screen thing.
Reminded me of this

Later mental.

Check this out. Keep looking at the picture, you'll catch it eventually.


Optical Illusion (http://www.moillusions.com/2006/03/scariest-optical-illusion.html)

damn that optical illusion....

I'd seen it before, but I completely forgot what I supposed to be staring at and ended up with an umexpected Bali Belly pooh in my trousers.

what is that?

how do i know that?

I could swear i've seen that before......am i going crazy?

You playing, Cuckoo?

That'd be pretty cool, if you were. You'll have to tell me so that I don't spoiler you somehow by posting these pics, mang.

I'm not playing at the moment.....is that SHattered Memories?

I'm a little behind with my vids......I've just started "Dead Space"

----

yikes.

o_O Now I want to read that.

Yep, Shattered Memories. There's a phone number for a girl willing to do things for $$$ and Tequila, but her name is Tammy, not Cammie. I just went back and checked.

Apparently, answering the therapist's questions honestly, I am getting the sexually charged experience for Harry.

Imagine that.

cue budarc's return >>>> http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1848/wtfgifs01.gif

heheh

ok gotta go guys...just thought i'd drop by with a random !

that's the book VIllage Of The Damned was supposedly based on.

That's kinda appropriate, I guess?

Totally thinking about the Mumblers in Midwich Elementary in the original game, when I say that.

cue budarc's return >>>> http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1848/wtfgifs01.gif


http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

if budarc were to return, we'd roll out the red carpet leading up the Doc's Shoot The Shit Mental hospital, with a long line of these guys on either side of the carpet.

it'd be.....um....gross.

That's kinda appropriate, I guess?

Totally thinking about the kids in Midwich Elementary in the original game, when I say that.

pretty much.

scary kids give me the wiggins.

pretty much.

scary kids give me the wiggins.

cue scary kid !

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6526/fit.gif

{I'm kinda half in,half out of being online....}

i just researched that "Dumplings" movie, The Doc and Asamiya were going on about.......sick, sick, sick shit.

I found some links for the 'original' anthology version of the film.

some ppl said, it's ending is perhaps more disturbing than the full length version......i have no idea what it is, so i might give it a view, if I can find a barf bag and possibly something to wipe my mind with after watching it.

{I'm kinda half in,half out of being online....}

there's a Matrix joke or possibly a very crude joke in there somewhere.

I just don't have one at hand at the moment.

so i'll just say, "jack yourself in all the way!" :D

an' my girl & the cop are like....



...and i'm like,...

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5522/tumblrktnaa0utuw1qa2i2x.gif

but i'm feigning it....'cos i'm really like....

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1541/fapo.gif

'cos i jus' can't get enough of this bikini babe's ass...

...and i'm like...
http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5522/tumblrktnaa0utuw1qa2i2x.gif


http://i46.tinypic.com/2po33wl.gif

that paints the weirdest pic in my head.

weirdest pic you say....

heres a jumble of 'em....before i leave for the night.



http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6548/xdujnp.gif http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6505/tumblrkuayurgazw1qzpwi0.gif huh !?

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/7990/1249634543fatchickraver.gif

nite guys....

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/944/anibagged.gif

laters, Mental.

---

that last Gif might need 'spoiler' tags.

ololol paper bag?

let us explore the world of creepy teacups & pots

and rick is a fan of weird dogs on two feet pics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUll5SnavOw

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

http://i46.tinypic.com/2po33wl.gif
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif


Yes, it's called dog dancing and it's a thing.

i'm disappointed the 'thing' known as "dancing dogs" is a rare breed indeed.

there are not many dancing dog animated gifs :(

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Ethnic/Hula_dog.gif

however there's a few dancing Eliza Dushku animated gifs...and that makes up for it :)

http://www.dirtmind.com/gallery/images/53/sfw/dirtmindimage_12345780131.gif
http://www.dirtmind.com/gallery/images/53/sfw/dirtmindimage_12332781980.gif
http://www.dirtmind.com/gallery/images/53/sfw/dirtmindimage_12345780410.gif
http://www.dirtmind.com/gallery/images/53/sfw/dirtmindimage_12345780411.gif
http://www.dirtmind.com/gallery/images/53/sfw/dirtmindimage_12345780610.gif

Eliza Dushku, "I've been getting fan mail from maximum security penitentiaries and death row. What are the authorities thinking of in playing a show with young teenage girls to Death Row inmates? They write everything — disgusting things that you don't even want to know about. And they send me pictures — 'Oh, here's a picture of me before I was incarcerated!' — and there's some guy sat on the sofa with a bottle of beer and a moustache, and a big gut. It's so creepy. Way more creepy than Buffy"

does that mean she wants you to stop writing her fan mail? :-P

Not me. I thought she was adequate in Dollhouse. I remember her in Angel and Buffy, but barely.

She wasn't so great in Dollhouse....i liked the show and all, but her acting skills weren't quite enough to pull of multiple personalities.

She was the best in Angel though.....the darker side of Faith was really well explored on that show.

mornin' fellas...

cool creepy tea cups....

not much on dancing gifs.... http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/3826/345297mpxkk3ybfs.gif

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9815/oliviamunnanimated12.gif
but i do have a "rampant piles" gif....must itch somethin' terrible !

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1604/pinkexerciseball.gif see the way shes easing it around for a little light relief !

not sure wtf "cosplay" is....but....it don't look right for the kidz !

mornin' fellas...
not much on dancing....i have a itch somethin' terrible !


can i scratch it? :naughty:

they should pay me to kill threads.

they should pay me to kill threads.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/6057/ml1f7c7e4.gif

was jus' havin' breakfast....

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/5241/1195916578238bs9.gif

where are you guys....!?

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/9941/avatar9760f14dddb596.gif

where ???

LOOK ! Titties !!

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/5986/tits1.gif

..................

...................guys ?.......................

where are ya !?!?!?

HAH !

thread all to myself....

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/4193/scrubsdance3.gif

no ones watchin'....

time to check out posts of Asian chix putting things in the "wrong holes".

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/6395/weird.gif
thats the shit...right there,......double penetration.....aahhh

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1541/fapo.gif

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/3251/threadsuckschicksuck.gif ...but in the "good" way.

never fails to satisfy.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1782/oliviamunnanimated8.gif Mmmm spillage.

that's the book VIllage Of The Damned was supposedly based on.

Wyndam also wrote The Day of the Triffids, it's a good read.


http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6526/fit.gif

Where doe's he find these things? http://i50.tinypic.com/nd3atd.gif

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5351/abekowwe.gif

well,...i am actually "the Gif guy"....but i figured i'd probably been dubbed "the JPEG guy" already....didn't wanna hog all the limelight !

lets just say...i get around on the interwebs....



ms. wiggins is out there.....your soul....she'll eat it !

i use my dynamo-legs to get around on the interwebs

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8800/692a957aeb4022c54b1895c.gif

losers take the train > http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/9537/28mk7i81.gif or skate-it-in ! http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1654/o9pim9.gif

gets scary in here all alone.....

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/4476/psychoduckdl3.gif

.........................

..........ok,...gonna amuse myself....by myself......

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< omg ! a Gif FAIL. http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2569/coxy.gif heheh

Gif so wicked & cruel...it beggars beliefs...and must be spoiler'd.

---BE WARNED---

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1428/backtothefutureii.gif

so people can be so evil......and good with Gif-ing !

My shitty broadband provider is failing me today, bastards!



And that's before I even to to your gif bonanza. :)

This one loaded okay for some reason

http://freakshowplanet.com/images/laughs/animated2/animated-gif-5001.gif

Yay! It seems to be working again now, no more of this for me:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd138/melindavillemez/scary.gif

Seems he's gone. Bugger it. I'm going to raid my own fridge. Not as much fun when you know what you're going to find.

http://i49.tinypic.com/nb5hsl.gif

back.

just had to reload the tranc gun.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7232/fatkidnf0.gif

My shitty broadband provider is failing me today, bastards!

http://freakshowplanet.com/images/laughs/animated2/animated-gif-5001.gif

nice ass....betting that Gif leads to this Gif !

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9088/639561617.gif

how drunk is this dude ????

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/4601/esmazgajurokasnevainiba.gif

washin' ya face with your own vomit. [shakes head]

anyone ?

how about turtle squeezing ?

anyone ?

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7757/funnynew46.gif

child skittl-ing !?

lmfao

ANOTHER Gif FAIL !

so,....i bring you BIG OL' TITTIES. http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4369/1z4zhty.gif

Not so keen on washing in my own vomit. Or anyone elses.

Turtle squeezing? Maybe. :)

Trying to do ten things at once today. Stressing me out. Feel like doing this on my neighbours lawn too. Just for the hell of it.

http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sick.gif

http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fishbait.gif http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/big-thing1.gif http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/taco-hell.gif http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/sick-dog.gif

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh busy-server crap !!

need to view somethin' soothing...

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2408/11156090405902ud.gif

Yea, I got that server busy crap too. Busy being annoying.

http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/midget-fucking.gif

random !

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/4329/ohgod6.gif

boba [or whatever his name is/was] was chewie's dealer !
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8558/cylon5pi4.gif

cue budarc's return

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1756/15qp5wl.gif boogie boogie

ok i gotta go....Big Fut has tripped a wire......we'll bag him.

laters

Laters mental. I'll save one of these for you.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/83831-2/Redheads_butt_grab.gif



maybe

Not sure if this girl is trying to be cute, or telling me to fuck off.



If this page doesn't slow your computer down, you're a lucky son' bitch. http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/64/37280035.gif

Not sure if this girl is trying to be cute, or telling me to fuck off.



er dude.....i think shes tellin' us she likes THE VAGINA ! ! http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8182/jagfan.gif

i could be wrong though !!

heheh

i don't remember this in AVATAR ! > http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5543/upchuck.gif

DON'T click the button unless you're into the Nun-Gas-Mask Lesbian-ClingFilm voyeur-Porn.

Laters mental. I'll save one of these for you.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/83831-2/Redheads_butt_grab.gif



maybe

any cream-pies left ????

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

DON'T click the button unless you're into the Nun-Gas-Mask Lesbian-ClingFilm voyeur-Porn.



How can anyone resist an opener like that? And it was exactly as you said it was. Bonus.

i even surprised myself with that one! ....

Wonka you were keeping secrets from us.

is that marianne faithful !!!!!?

I don't know. Ask her. This is kinda sexy.

http://i47.tinypic.com/b9fyjd.gif

And here she is again. No matter what music you have on it fits with this, which is odd.

http://i46.tinypic.com/28kug6e.gif

well.....you're in for an education here...

back in the old Rock n' Roll days.....legend has it that Ms. Faithful was hangin' wit Mick Jagger....and....because Mars bars...look a little like a penis....y'know with the veins etc,etc,etc....she alledgedly.....sat on it....alot.

she then gained fame again doing the "na na nas" on MetallicA's 1997 "hit" The Memory Remains.

so,...hence my question....after seeing chick with HUGE chocolate bar !

this gif nearly broke my image-shacker....been trying most of the afternoon to load it...

Asian French Maid !

and now its here...i'm kinda torn between mentioning a certain ffshrine hottie cutey...and the fact my place needs clearing up.....and just sayin' "hey! look at the titties"..!

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8787/2906709909e521135fb1o.gif

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif I didn't know that, and somehow I believe you. Must have been a shortage of Double Deckers in those days. Wasn't she married to rubber lips for a while? She had throat cancer when she did the "na na na's" on the metallica tune.

I'll never eat a mars bar in public again.

well i try to avoid any vein-y lookin' choccy bars.....ya never know when a fruity pimpster might just be watchin and "enjoying" !

just a thought but i say if a gal wants some fame....why not try a "Toblerone"...!



Ribbed for her pleasure.

how cool is this ?. i want one.

this'll give ya wood.....some serious wood.

That titty gif of yours must have overloaded the server. Wouldn't the chocolate melt in such a warm little space? I guess there'd always be someone nearby to volunteer to "mop" it up.

how cool is this ?. i want one.

Ditto.

this gif is the most awsome non-tit related gif i have today.

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/7279/tricyclebackflip.gif

Rim-Job Annie....now theres a chick thats made her name online !

Wow, I thought for sure that chap was going to need a few of these



but he landed it like a pro. Someplace a little girl is mourning the loss of her pink trike.

edit: I have to go give the hot little asian chick some cash now, in return for some of her prime ribs. I'll be back in half an hour or 30 minutes, whichever is the sexier option.

there are some strange products out there !

Dildo doesn't work with Vista, like everything else then.

well i figured ALL games would play on vista....seeing as its newer than xp...

6 f**kin games in a row did NOT work,but would on xp.....wtf ?

vistas a bigger FAIL than this

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9343/akumaskateboarder.gif

maybe board games will make a come back !

Holy shit, that dude (girl?) is out cold. He/She didn't even flinch when the board ran over his/her head at the end.

http://i48.tinypic.com/14d2hd3.gif

all these gifs almost killed my computer.....or gave it really bad gas.


DON'T click the button unless you're into the Nun-Gas-Mask Lesbian-ClingFilm voyeur-Porn.



and what da fak, man?

how can you expect us not to click on the button with a description like that? :-P

hey dude

mornin....

both you future guys on at the same time....weird. :eye:

i was beginning to think you were the same guy.

I know, mine was almost weeping for a while too. But I showed it who the boss was.

well i'm the older one....so does that make me less future?

Yay, I must be younger than someone. That pleases me. How do you like our future cars?



3 point turn is a bitch.

this reminds me....

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9938/groverhandjob.gif

why does asian porn have the ....cube-y thing over the "action" !? kinda weird.they gone to all the trouble of findin these hos....and then checker out their "stuffs"!.

Maybe they get turned on by pixels. Who knows?

both y'all are still several hours ahead of me and Rick....so, yeah you guys are both from the future no matter how old you are.

Maybe they get turned on by pixels. Who knows?

y'know....i never thought of that ! thats takin sex into the future alright.

http://i45.tinypic.com/b62dyx.gif

:(





heheheheh

ever see a coke-head snort up a kitten ?

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/5594/whitelinesgh9.gif

y'know....i never thought of that ! thats takin sex intothe future alright.
future sex....hells yeah. :naughty:

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif
future sexy Mental.

he's so future.

...

that sounded not right........where's my mornin' coffee?

http://i45.tinypic.com/b62dyx.gif

somewhere a gay sumo wrestler is masturbating to my future sex avatar ! {now theres a sentence i didn't think i'd typing today !}

I changed my data head but yours is still the other one.

Sexy food?

somewhere a gay sumo wrestler is masturbating to my future sex avatar ! {now theres a sentence i didn't think i'd typing today !}

that's a sentence i didn't think i'd be hearing today......ofcourse the day is still young over here in the present time.

exploding tank ?

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1962/humveetanklosat.gif

It's his foot. It took me a minute to figure it out.

y'know whe ya see a pre-op transexual...and they still clearly look like fellas....well this guy has that pre-op-pixelation look about him.You jus' knw he'll look better "afterwards".



someone do him a favor & pixelate him !

it's unfortunate that Google Image search only comes up with this when you image google "Future sex"



it does however raise the question of what are "lovesounds"?
is that the sound that a spoon makes when you're slushing it through a thick bowl of pork and beans?

EDIT: nevermind!

The future is the best. We have jet packs that don't burn your ass when you fire them up. Or else we future heads have asbestos arses'. It's a secret.

"love sounds"?

i'm guessing "fap" may be in there somewhere....

and is justin stamping on something we shouldn't see......it looks pixelated !

By the time I post anything relevent you fast posting bastards have moved the topic on, so I'm going to post this in the hope that it relates to nothing or perhaps to something, or if I'm really lucky it'll be both at the same time.

ah birthdays....

some are more memorable than others.....

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4623/sillystringbirthdayfire.gif

maybe he shoulda just got drunk & had a lap dance as he usually did !?

and is justin stamping on something we shouldn't see......it looks pixelated !

I managed to un-pixelate it.

By the time I post anything relevent you fast posting bastards have moved the topic on

http://i45.tinypic.com/b62dyx.gifhttp://i45.tinypic.com/b62dyx.gifhttp://i45.tinypic.com/b62dyx.gif

we've had a few ppl that had a real problem with the speed of this thread.




sexy future bird sees sexy present bird.......

....and sexy past bird.

By the time I post anything relevent you fast posting bastards have moved the topic on, so I'm going to post this in the hope that it relates to nothing or perhaps to something, or if I'm really lucky it'll be both at the same time.



usually just best to post random shit like me...eventually it all comes full circle.

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4623/sillystringbirthdayfire.gif

http://i45.tinypic.com/b62dyx.gif

...and from then on black kids were never allowed in Mr. White's house again.

Sexy pig is trying to remain indifferent but a small grin sneaks in.

I managed to un-pixelate it.



lol

jealousy is an ugly thing...

well whadja know...its god's gift to women & justin is not amused.

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4623/sillystringbirthdayfire.gif

http://i45.tinypic.com/b62dyx.gif

...and from then on black kids were never allowed in Mr. White's house again.

yeah it ain't all "fresh prince & the cosby's"....some learn too late !

Sexy Pooh came up with results i wasn't hoping for....but hey.....beggars can't be chosers.

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-set/BQcDAAAAAwoDanBnAAAABC5vdXQKFkJtRm1Cck83M2hHZ2lFMl 9zN1BPNlEAAAACaWQKAXgAAAAEc2l6ZQ.jpg

ok guys...i gotta go....



left my girl hangin....and i was only suposed to come back to town for the valves for the night vision gear & batteries for the GPS's..

women !?

nag nag nag nag nag

keep tellin' her we'll get the big futs....we'll get the nephilims....just so impatient !

laters guys

Night vision gear? Later mental.

As the man said, random is good.

final thought.

Wiggins.

Night vision gear? GPS's?

you guys have a weird sex life, don't you?

laters, mental :)

Hey, this old guy looks like Madonna. Oh wait...

Hey, this old guy looks like Madonna. Oh wait...



he looks a lot like the same pic you just posted...........you future guys are kind of weird.

"whatyoutalkin'aboutwillis"'s new mugshot is kind of...well....intimadating.

You caught that, did you? I screwed up. I fixed it. But the memory of the screw up just won't go away. It's like my neighbour, he won't go away no matter how many times I urinate in his letterbox and dump on his begonias.

neighbors........they come in edible now :D

My prayers have been answered, now I can have that dog hair cock warmer I always wanted.

i like warming my cock with squid ink.

very sexy.

jesus...what is that prehistoric thing?

No idea, I was looking for some squid related weirdness, and while there does seem to be a whole sub culture of sqiddy porn, that freaky thing got me wiggin even more. I didn't even put a caption to it because it was so scary.

edit: It's okay. It's a hoax thing. Safe to go skinny dipping with your mom again.
http://paranormal.about.com/od/ghostphotos/ig/2006-Photo-Hoax-Contest-Slides/index.03.htm

this guys is like a cross between Davy Jones from POTC, that weird guy from Jedi (rick will know what he's called) and a fishy smelling fanboy.

Plastic surgery disaster.



"Model sues plastic surgeon in Mexico for not making her nipples even after a breast implant. The doctor said, ‘They looked good to me!"

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that sounds like something from "The Onion"

SIZE matters.

Size does matter

Yoda would be used to having a hand up his ass, but that's something else.


edit: What do you like for breakfast, master?

penis

jedi penis

I'll stick with eggs and bacon, guys. But you go for it.

Some things are wrong from their very conception.
WARNING: Contains 9 penises (peni?) and 2 tits.

multiple boners must be a bitch.

Got to go, doctor duty calls.

ahhh....you cut up another one of the doctor's again, didn't you?

I understand......run, Doc! Run!

laters :)

this guys is like a cross between Davy Jones from POTC, that weird guy from Jedi (rick will know what he's called) and a fishy smelling fanboy.



http://www.womprat.com/images/figs/65aSquidhead.JPG
Yeah he's called Squid head.

"Squid Head"? :-\
that must have been around the point where George Lucas' care for the thought put into his series started to decline.

this guys is like a cross between Davy Jones from POTC, that weird guy from Jedi (rick will know what he's called) and a fishy smelling fanboy.



Reminds me of Cthulu...the main character in many of H.P.Lovecraft's writings.

g'day, Zoran! :D
Cthulu ...i never even thought of that....but yeah....that's exactly who's it probably supposed to be.

how goes the battle?

I totally thought of Cthulu first too.

Then Ktulu. He's an awesome dude.

Is Ktulu a Shriner here?

Yesh

I don't think we've crossed paths....and if we did, my memory fails me.

He's posted in here, several times.

Recently, too.

ooh yeah.....the bearded fellow......

.......the stupidity that doesn't leak out of my ears is that of a thick fluid that really gets jammed in there.:-[

Yes, that mask is supposed to be Howard Phillip Lovecraft's Old God C'Thul'Hu.
http://api.ning.com/files/3DClwXrNuvWsngX-0Vf5GpG5E1cUfQLuISCbRg-x-m9yb6gNJTW4vTFymLtu46G318YH2LyO0jVZ7G7HHH5s1pFPoGn 9cbS2/CthulhuOfficeSpace.jpg

Is that a tentacle in your pocket or do you have a boner?

I've been kinda reading Lovecraft recently and I think the Call of Cthulu said that he wasn't a true god but something else.

y'all ruined my squid sex

"Oooh...Monsieur Peanut. You are being so naughty."

"Not as naughty as you're gonna feel in about 10 minutes, little lady."

"oooohh....Monsieur Peanut!!!!"

Oh you guys~

:-P

we're disgustingly adorable in a disturbed way :D

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hey, Rick...whenever you read this, did you watch the first ep of Caprica a few days ago?

was it any good? or what....i can't seem to find any avi/single links yet.

spoilers http://i47.tinypic.com/fn8cuw.gif

Man, TTT that is spoiler. :/

RIP!

y'all ruined my squid sex

hey man ! i can't stand by and watch a buddy's squid sex fetish be un-fetished....its jus' wrong....whatever a guy obssesses over in his basement...smothered in swarfega & fish food.....is his business....unless hes into exhibitionist-squid-sex !

so.....



what are friends for !?

mornin' fellas !

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2686/ace.gif

rampant nipple noticing.....not quite sure thats on par with my "hint-of-nipple fetish" !

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/941/j5i41s.gif nah ! way too blatant. "Hint" it babay hint it !

heheh

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6347/6ryz3roqhmyk.gif

ok guys gotta go.....

but for cuckoo....a nephilims update : tracking big futs....& other DNA corrupted flesh we found unusual feces.....we're gettin close.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/565/333yiyp.gif

this baby.....heheh

:-P

we're disgustingly adorable in a disturbed way :D

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hey, Rick...whenever you read this, did you watch the first ep of Caprica a few days ago?

was it any good? or what....i can't seem to find any avi/single links yet.

@cuckoo they re-aired the pilot. It was what you saw without the T@A$$.
Friday the first "new" episode will air of Caprica.
~
sup guys.

sup rick_says

i am currently prepped & lubed for bluhbleh's complete 2CD The Bourne Supremacy !!!!

bluhbleh ? who is this guy ?? and why does he have all this uber cool hard to get stuff all of a sudden !?!?!?

whatever....welcome him to the fold,kinda persuade,bribe,prod & cajole him into staying....hes got some cool shit !

might have to be sexual favors eventually....[cue budarc's return... http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5291/061224buttsecks.gif ....heheh]....but,last resort only.

Hi guys. I'm busy today. Will be back and forth and read the madness. I've got my turtle mask on so I'm well prepared. It imbues me with an unfeasable amount of coolness.

cool...yes....but still not as cool as 2CD The Bourne Supremacy....but close enough.

cooler if you wore that while "depopulating" the Emos.

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2741/480pxemobullshit.jpghttp://img689.imageshack.us/img689/4889/1563054.jpg

There's a thought. I accept your challenge. Where's that big blunt as hell bread knife? Hell, I'll use the emo's own personal razor blade, it'll be more ironically poetical.

http://www.poormojo.org/hate/emo-lawn-cutting.gif

emos still facinate me....its like they are SIMs or something and have been "given life" and somehow they've "glitched". Because i remember being depressed in life....but it was over something REAL.

Now these weirdos have turned it into a "fashion"....an emotion is a fashion/culture !

wtf ?????

heheh

look out emos....we gonna gitchahttp://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6770/bulletwallhighspeed.gif

That bullet is hypnotic.

Check this, for the woman who likes to travel light.



And I bet cuckoo will like this, dog arse doorbell.

think maybe my gif-athon has buggered ffshrine forum !!!!

keep gettin the busy server thing.

so,....

maybe i'll just bide my time with JPEGs !!!

enjoy randomnesses.
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9939/afroemo.jpghttp://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1020/c51954bc071.jpg
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3604/emobush.jpghttp://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5231/politicalpicturesvladim.jpg

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1239/literature.jpghttp://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3084/1260484605749.jpg

back laters guys

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7054/chuckib.jpghttp://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2861/chuckvsboogie500x537.jpg

It's been doing that server busy thing a lot lately.

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http://i48.tinypic.com/2uyrv3s.jpghttp://i47.tinypic.com/2s82ys9.jpg

think that may be my fault ! heheh

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8553/halflifei.jpghttp://img268.imageshack.us/img268/4347/america500x344.jpg
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1601/beheadislam.jpghttp://img268.imageshack.us/img268/7464/1260479935376.jpg

D'oh !



works too well sometimes.

These are cool, if you're a Maiden fan.

cool.



http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1674/resizephp1.gif aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh have headache

Fuckin Trojans attacking me. Good thing I have anti-virus. Stopped it in it's tracks.

This is a bit of a disaster though.

even my imageshack is slow....think they may email me soon and ask i leave !

one for rick_says



oh the iron-ys-ies. [look closely]

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http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6108/blackmon500x505.jpghttp://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9119/evilbono500x312.jpg
LMFAO

Forget what the name of the file is. That's totally a murder in a port-a-potty and would be a welcome addition to a SH game. TYVM.

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8039/horseov.jpghttp://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4710/b592900a.jpg

I read someplace that they were remaking Karate Kid with Will Smith's son. I can't remember who was going to play Miyagi. Someone crap I think.

V

Edit: Just remembered it was Jackie Chan. Jackie rules, except when he makes movies in English, then he sucks. But he rules when he makes Chinese movies.

And I bet cuckoo will like this, dog arse doorbell.


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you know me all to well...it's scary.

...and...man, i must be really disgusting. :D

Hey cuckoo

yeah Karate Kid re-imagined.....dosn't actually contain any karate !!!! apparently someones seen some of it and its some other form of....slapping !

oh ! and tom cruise's adopted kid....connor....is in the RED DAWN re-make ! >>> no talent needed...just famous relative....f**k all those assholes auditioning !

YEAH!!!!

let's fuck those little non-auditioning shits up!!!!!

i'll take Will Smith's son....you take Tom Cruise's kid!

i dunno....i think hes taller than tom....!

heheh

oh f*ck it ! will smith's kids taller than tom....lets do it.....

on 3......1,.......2.......

I'll take Tom, you guys have the kids. Scientology Dwarf has it coming to him.

Get off the damn couch, you prick.

but what if he has the E-Meter ?

If E = my foot up his dwarf ass, then yea, he has it.

i dunno....those scientologists are kinda....

erm,...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSSHBypHSC0

FUCKED IN THE HEAD CRAZIES

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Scientology

http://i45.tinypic.com/b62dyx.gifhttp://i45.tinypic.com/b62dyx.gifhttp://i45.tinypic.com/b62dyx.gif

you know me all to well...it's scary.

...and...man, i must be really disgusting. :D

I just had an inkling.

Are you guys experiencing the server problems too? It sucks.

I have good news, everyone!



Elfman's THe WOlfman is getting released by Varese on Feb. 23!

http://www.varesesarabande.com/upcoming.asp

Are you guys experiencing the server problems too? It sucks.

all the kids are talking about "Shoot The Shit 2" these days......FFS is getting alot of traffic because of our crazy antics.

We're mutherfuckin' internet celebrities......we'll be on American Idol and stupid music videos before you know it.

:rolleyes:

riiiggghhtt...

....the kids still don't like us.

.......but we're still more popular than Corey Feldman! :-P

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5335/pope500x321.jpghttp://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4306/ohfuck499x455.jpg

Bambi's been Borgified. Run Thumper Run

What are you doing, Thumper?

all the kids are talking about "Shoot The Shit 2" these days......FFS is getting alot of traffic because of our crazy antics.

We're mutherfuckin' internet celebrities......we'll be on American Idol and stupid music videos before you know it.

:rolleyes:

riiiggghhtt...

....the kids still don't like us.

.......but we're still more popular than Corey Feldman! :-P

busy server....wtf does that even mean anyway...? i thought they rebuggered ffshrine just recently !!!!.

but i dig that whole internets celebrities.....i can't wait to get out of low sports cars with all my "scrotal-junk" hangin' out scraping the tarmac....then theres the "stolen sex tape" from my bedside cabinet......its gonna be great !

fame-lightning strikes only once.... and we have to strike while the irons hot.

i feel super now !

WTF? http://nobeliefs.com/gifts/JesusJuice.gif

Jesu----um...MIchael was a little weird.

poor guy never really did get the chance to live a normal life, like jesus did.

Jesu----um...MIchael was a little weird.

poor guy never really did get the chance to live a normal life, like jesus did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dYjaHGRrB0 oh ! the irony !!

jeeeperz....they were all after him !.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW43Mig1LYE ...maybe he was just a singer with wAy too much money !

Mental Melvin in

heheh

Back in a while, guys. Duty calls.

you ain't re-animating mike jackson are ya !?

I wanna be Professor Badass.......he's badass.

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anyways, boys.....i'm out for now.

gotta look like i'm busy now :)

later cuckoo & others....

i gotta keep watch for the big futs

you got updog ?

I have no updogs but I do have revange puppy.

c'mon fellas....ya better bring "ya game"....'cos ya rollin' wit da big boyz now on dis thread...bar raised infinitum

huh !?

wtf ?

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8118/modernafricanamericanmuo.jpghttp://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8349/upinthisthread.gif

lol

long pic while i take a long dump...i ate a rope & a coupla snakes.

I know there's probably a famous japanese actor that would be perfect for Gendo but seeing as how I don't know any for now I'll settle for Hugh Laurie. Or maybe Michael Ironside.

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