We would really benefit from being able to physically pummel one another.

if we could actually peel our asses off these chairs.

It took you six minutes to cum up with that zinger?

Bravo, Doctor Faustus.

I was busy. Doing... stuff. :erm:

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I could be a proxy for you guys and pummel myself.

I accept all major credit cards.

And Bank of Toy.

I was busy. Doing... stuff. :erm:

fap: 2 minutes.

mad search for tissue: 3 minutes 45 seconds

settle with undies from dirty laundry hamper: 15 seconds

Chairs are for gaming and eating.

Beds are for internetting.

I just use my bed for sleeping and having sex with with my Doc shaped pillow.

I use it for anything else it just ruins the anticipation of sleeping.

I remember that shit from intro psych (I only took that shit in various forms like 8 fucking times across my high school and college career).

It's very obviously a varied form of classical conditioning, but I'm just that stupid that I don't give a fuck.

Fuck sleep. Fuck it all.

I don't know what it is....it just makes sense.

I kinda like this sleep thing.

Makes my crankypants a little tighter around the waist.

It's exactly what you said. If all you associate your bed with is sleeping then you'll find it a lot easier to sleep when you're in/on it.

99% of the time I'm on here I'm not sleeping so it's not associated with that, hardly at all.

It's like when you go to the bathroom to get a q-tip, oh shit, gotta pee.

As soon as I turn on the shower I gotta pee.

...and for some damned reason as soon as I go for a walk I gotta shit something fierce.

Don't know what that is....I must secretly be a dog.

I'm out http://i.imgur.com/kIPYO.gif (http://imgur.com/kIPYO) Nite all.

Niters CM. :)

Niters, CM.



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I use my bed for sleeping, reading and dvd watching. I have a small house so have to double up on things.

I use my bed for sleeping, reading and dvd watching. I have a small house so have to double up on things.

I have pics that prove you use it for fapping as well.

I have pics that prove you use it for fapping as well.

I'll see your pics and raise you video evidence.

As soon as I turn on the shower I gotta pee.

...and for some damned reason as soon as I go for a walk I gotta shit something fierce

Enter Blockbuster. Gotta pee. Always for whatever reason.

I'll see your pics and raise you video evidence.

Oohh...

is that the video we made of you fapping with your homemade budarc goatse mask on?

Enter Blockbuster. Gotta pee. Always for whatever reason.

Piss on the staff. They love it.


Oohh...

is that the video we made of you fapping with your homemade budarc goatse mask on?

The papier mache got soggy and the watercolour ran. :sad:

The papier mache got soggy and the watercolour ran. :sad:

That was the best part.

It was like something out of a bad horror movie.

Those hoors won't be coming back to make any films with us again.

I kept it. Put it in a tupperware dish and left it by the washing machine. It looks like afterbirth now.

I kept it. Put it in a tupperware dish and left it by the washing machine. It looks like afterbirth now.

Don't let budarc see it.

He'd be horrified to see an image of his own goatse in such a state.

The differences in beauty between a papier mache reproduction of bud's goatse and afterbirth aren't a topic I have much experience of.

I'm going to pretend I know what I'm talking about and say both are equally as aesthetically interesting as each other.

A strong B for effort.

A strong B for effort.

...and an uplifting slap in the ass for coming out to the show.

I will do a film version in a German expressionist style. You can compose the music. The recurring themes will be like jizz in the ear.

You can compose the music. The recurring themes will be like jizz in the ear.

http://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gif

Researching this will be...odd.

Q-tips will be necessary.

I'm imagining lot's of hi-hat, some of those things that sound like sand in a can being shaken and a badum-tsssh for the climax.

There goes that traitorous imagination again.

There goes that traitorous imagination again.

You're being gross.

x2.

We should fap.

Dutch rudder?

Dutch rudder?

"erm"...we have the monkeys trained yet or is gonna just be us again.

...'cuz...awkward when one finishes before the other.

...

really awkward.

Oh boy, faux, hypothetical, homo erotic, gross-out role-play.

Where's that bag of mini-bottles.....

We'll see if Neg is busy. He can put on a puppet show to entertain the one that finishes first.

Perhaps Neg's enthusiasm will change when he hears about my toothpaste and grandma & all her friend's mildy moist vaginas.

Will there be scones?

I don't know.

That was part of your fantasy.

Mine was just the toothpaste.

one bourbon one scotch one beer - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs)

great song. already have his greatest hits album, so to speak.

i feel a little embarassed that ur the only one who likes my posts...

I'm not worried. three reasons:

1: HD is in the US, If I remember correctly, near Atlanta. which puts him close to 8000 km away from we. He'd got to you first, anyway, as England is on the way to France.
2: I have weapons in my bedroom.
3: My weapons don't need cocking, loading or reloading. why the fuck would you reload a two headed flail or an axe ?? :rolleyes:

Yet you have weapons, Doc. biological warfare.

Just invite him to a british restaurant, feed him some roasted lamb with mint sauce, then some Haggis, his american tummy shouldn't survive. But don't throw away the left over...'cos I'm the only frenchman who loves mint sauce. :p

You forget as Americans we have tons of weapons readily available to us, we can buy a shotgun & a Bowie knife at the same store we buy shot glasses and David Bowie albums form. As for the food most american fast food is food by the loosest definition so english food might be a severe shock to our systems seeing as how it's actual food.

i feel a little embarassed that ur the only one who likes my posts...


at least your posts are getting "likes". "loldata"

What is this "like" thing anyways.

FFS is more like facebook now.

Only without the...um...well...same color scheme?

...and doc is here.

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You forget as Americans we have tons of weapons readily available to us, we can buy a shotgun & a Bowie knife at the same store we buy shot glasses and David Bowie albums form. As for the food most american fast food is food by the loosest definition so english food might be a severe shock to our systems seeing as how it's actual food.

English food is actually pretty shite too.

It's difficult to find really good restaurants in England.

Their standards for casual good food has really plummeted in the last 20 years or so.

The girl on the right with the R & ! looked like she had a dick but it was her arm.

If anyone is thinking "I liked that future bastard's post and he didn't return the sentiment" then fear not... I have no intention of ever using the like button. It's not a reflection of your posts or my ineptitude. I'm an armchair anarchist.


...and doc is here.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D7rNhEXOWiE/TqHLk2SHGII/AAAAAAAAAfc/m8LnVABLbVU/s1600/Shock_Monsters_inc.gif

The girl on the right with the R & ! looked like she had a dick but it was her arm.

Dicks in your world look different than they do in mine.

We would really benefit from being able to physically pummel one another.

I'd love to get into a golly good scrap with you blokes.

I'd love to get into a golly good scrap with you blokes.

Tally-ho... put your dukes up.

I'd love to get into a golly good scrap with you blokes.

It'd come down to Doc and I being the last ones standing.

Our countries drink like fish and fight like sonsabitches out for a good time.

Anybody seen Mr. Plinkett's Indy 4 review?
Mr. Plinkett’s Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Review! | (http://redlettermedia.com/mr-plinetts-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-review/)
I was surprised I'm not the only one who picked up on how the guy shouldn't have died from getting the dart blown back at him since he got his by the back non poisoned end and not the pointy deadly one.

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Anybody seen Mr. Plinkett's Indy 4 review?
Mr. Plinkett’s Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Review! | (http://redlettermedia.com/mr-plinetts-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-review/)
I was surprised I'm not the only one who picked up on how the guy shouldn't have died from getting the dart blown back at him since he got his by the back non poisoned end and not the pointy deadly one.

Our countries drink like fish and fight like sonsabitches out for a good time.

http://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gif It's true.

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Anybody seen Mr. Plinkett's Indy 4 review?

Haven't seen the film.

I only saw Indy IV once.

Don't remember what scene you're talking about.

I just remember The Boof swinging on vines with monkeys. "laugh".

Good thing I know your weakness.

I like it when you make me call you Doctor Lube. :)

.....and then you don't use any. :(

My first thought was "that doesn't look like a bus".

I was in the is special there classes.

Lateral thinking gets you noticed by the teacher with the beady eyes.

that teacher with the beady eyes told me I had no creative bones in my body because I refused to do the coloring art assignments.

Color a fucking picture....feck that.

Feck her.

She's dead now.

It makes me happy.

DEAD.

The guys that made flower on PS3 made a PC game ... kind of. It seems to be a University project. Looks kind of basic. It's free. Welcome to Cloud (http://interactive.usc.edu/projects/cloud/) They gave the music free too. Cloud Community (http://interactive.usc.edu/projects/cloud/extradownload.htm)

Flower was amazing.

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It makes me happy.

My first thought was "that doesn't look like a bus".

I was in the is special there classes.

That's just what I thought too.

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that teacher with the beady eyes told me I had no creative bones in my body because I refused to do the coloring art assignments.

Color a fucking picture....feck that.

Feck her.

She's dead now.

It makes me happy.

DEAD.

Let's dig her up and put on a marionette show!

That's just what I thought too.

We should fap. ::)

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Let's dig her up and put on a marionette show!

http://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gif

We should fap. ::)

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http://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gif

Here's some material.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/12304262-original.html)

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I really need to decide on what show I should watch next.

Is that Tokka or Rahzar?

I never did figure out which one was which.

And, so we're back from the commercial break?

?? It's a tire. I don't seeee.... oh.

O_o

what am I not seeing in that pic?

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nevermind.

Is that Tokka or Rahzar?

I never did figure out which one was which.

That's Gamera.

I think Tokka is the Turtle since they're both T words.

Yes that dog has an articulated penis. He's the famous Rape Dog. He got super popular not just for the rape aspect but for being a super cool dog toy with a ton of joints when most dogs are just those solid plastic guys.

The bus isn't going anywhere. It's sitting fucking still.

I feel awesome, now. Since you asked, you little bitches.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/12593289-original.html)

here's the offical product release image.

He's the famous Rape Dog.

http://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gif

I love you, Japan.

Fuck everyone else.

I love you, Japan.

Fuck everyone else.

I wouldn't mind fucking a few Japanese too ;)

ic wot u did thar.


..... did you just call me noob?

did she SERIOUSLY just called me a noob?
is she serious? is she FUCKING SERIOUS?

I love how he proved he's a noob with this very comment. Sometimes life is grand.

Tom, I am sure you would have a ton of Japanese chicks swooning for you.

After all, you DO know how to talk to the ladies...

I have the first Gamera film on dvd.








Yea, I'm late to the party. Suck my balls, bitches.

We need to show up at Elementary schools with our fine attitudes and shatter kid's drea......


Oh wait ^______^

We need to show up at Elementary schools with our fine attitudes and shatter kid's drea......

Oh wait ^______^

I was going to mention how I fucked up with ma grammars, but instead I noticed that Doc Neg'd while I was gone.

Grats.

I didn't notice until you said. It's the STS way.

I've been voraciously pouring through this LPer's videos. He is wonderfully hilarious and bastardly.

I love him so much I don't give a shit that he didn't much care for Shinkenger and he hates Spoony and the TGWTG crew.

He will be on the ruling counsel with Max and myself. Well, he would be. We're not really looking to take over a world as shitty as this one.

Slurp it up, baby gee-boo.

Slurp it up.

I just saw this movie on Showtime..The Eagle. I liked it so much I watched it again. :)

http://i.imgur.com/mQuST.gif



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I just saw this movie on Showtime..The Eagle. I liked it so much I watched it again. :)

A friend of mine watched the Batman film with Heath (I don't know it's fuckin name) 3 times in a row.

I should have killed him.

I'm not really sure I've ever watched a movie back to back with itself....

Does a concert movie count? If so, then I've been there and done that a few times.

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Ministry have reformed. Jebus. Here's the single. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY50tO3AUgA) Don't even go. It's terrible. Arse.

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Supes photos. Not the usual snuggie blue.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 99%.

Oh teh lols.

Why did I go? Because I'm a masochist.

I'm out. Laters. :D

Hey you crazy bastards....HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I was too drunk the last 48 hours to come in here. :p

Doesn't matter whether you say you're going to do something or not, you still end up doing it. Or not doing it, as the case may be.

Oh wait, that's just me.

And most of you.

The trick is supposed to be to write down that you're going to do it, but not tell anyone. Writing down makes you more likely to complete stuff for reasons I can't recall, but when you tell people you're doing something you get part of that checkbox accomplish-y feeling and are less likely to work towards actually getting it done.

I have found this to be pretty true, but I still tell people things I want to do all the time. Because I'm dumb. :smrt:


I use it for anything else it just ruins the anticipation of sleeping.

I never look forward to sleeping. I have to take melatonin to get more than a few hours, anymore.

I've been trying to go to bed at a decent time, since I get up early no matter what, but when I actually sleep enough I feel like I never have enough time for anything. I am not sure how people manage actually having lives. They consume less entertainment and spend less time on hobbies, I guess. How boring.


Flower was amazing.

I tried the demo of Flower and it was a little too relaxing for me. I think there's only so calm I'm willing to let myself be. It was very pretty though.

Random image dump:






http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx2rapru2r1qemss6o1_500.gif

at least your posts are getting "likes". "loldata"

What is this "like" thing anyways.

FFS is more like facebook now.

Only without the...um...well...same color scheme?

...and doc is here.

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English food is actually pretty shite too.

It's difficult to find really good restaurants in England.

Their standards for casual good food has really plummeted in the last 20 years or so.

Radiohead - Bangers & Mash [In Rainbows Disc 2] - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8BqSK1qL-g)

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B-Movie Roll-Out: "Moonraker" (1979) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msR7vBAYt_s)

@ Marceline

lmao at the sign

First Look of the Day - TDW Geeks (http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/01/02/first-look-of-the-day-5/#more-46804)

I am so excited for the professor I'm going to make in Disgaea 4. Gunner reincarnated to Sorceror to Professor with a reincarnated nekomata magichanged as their weapon. With support-ish classes I'd usually just reincarnate a cleric but I think this character might actually be pretty competent offensively. :D I'm so psyched for the insane post game magichange stuff that I really want to make a character that's reliant on all that. I barely used it in Disgaea 3.

Did he skin new Spidey for his costume fabric?


1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 99%.

Oh teh lols.

Why did I go? Because I'm a masochist.

O_O Is that the new Ministry song?

I saw the title of the single: 99%

But didn't bother with it.

I've hated Ministry ever since the last time I saw them live.

They sucked and the girl I was with sucked too...only not in the good way.


Hey you crazy bastards....HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year, Z. :)


I was too drunk the last 48 hours to come in here. :p

Thatta boy.

A shit-shooter who knows better than to shit-shoot while dipping heavy into the sauce.


The trick is supposed to be to write down that you're going to do it, but not tell anyone. Writing down makes you more likely to complete stuff for reasons I can't recall, but when you tell people you're doing something you get part of that checkbox accomplish-y feeling and are less likely to work towards actually getting it done.

I have found this to be pretty true, but I still tell people things I want to do all the time. Because I'm dumb. :smrt:

Couldn't have said it better myself.




I never look forward to sleeping. I have to take melatonin to get more than a few hours, anymore.

I've been trying to go to bed at a decent time, since I get up early no matter what, but when I actually sleep enough I feel like I never have enough time for anything. I am not sure how people manage actually having lives. They consume less entertainment and spend less time on hobbies, I guess. How boring.

Ever since I started working crazy early hours sleep is all I really want to do.

The first 3 weeks were hell....everything was out of whack.

Mentally and physically. Had a really rough time trying to adjust and keep a straight head on.

I don't have a social life anymore though.

I sacrificed that for my hobbies and work.

My social life consists of staying at work after my shift and having a few pints with my co-workers.

We all have the same lives.......it's like prison......only with tasty food and hot girls. "laugh"





Radiohead - Bangers & Mash [In Rainbows Disc 2] - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8BqSK1qL-g)

"laugh"

The first thing I thought of was Infant Sorrow's Bangers, Beans & Mash (http://youtu.be/9IOXcVex2Ck).





O_o

What?

O_O Is that the new Ministry song?

Yeah.


Thatta boy.

A shit-shooter who knows better than to shit-shoot while dipping heavy into the sauce.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Session9FU.gif

No. It's probably, mostly pathetic. Completely. Fuck it, who gives a shit, anymore.

There's that Neggy fuck you I've been lacking in my life.

(http://imgur.com/wn996)


I just got this from filesonic http://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gif (http://imgur.com/TCr1S)
(http://imgur.com/D11l6)

http://i.imgur.com/suCEo.gif (http://imgur.com/suCEo)http://i.imgur.com/suCEo.gif (http://imgur.com/suCEo)http://i.imgur.com/suCEo.gif (http://imgur.com/suCEo)http://i.imgur.com/suCEo.gif (http://imgur.com/suCEo)http://i.imgur.com/suCEo.gif (http://imgur.com/suCEo)
Were has everyone gone? The entire board's been quiet for nearly an hour......http://i.imgur.com/ol9U4.gif (http://imgur.com/ol9U4)

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ANYONE?????????????!!!!!

(http://imgur.com/se0Wt)

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Guess I'll just have to entertain myself.......


Filesonic gave me this one too
(http://imgur.com/wj5xw)
I just realized I misspelled passim but it took it anyway....

I just got this from filesonic


http://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gif

PEOPLE!!!!! THEY EXIST ON THIS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You must become one with being alone.

I mean, shit, this planet is full of intolerable cunts. It should be easy.

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Please tell me there was a porn vid for people with Boot fetishes and it had fantastic music.

I refuse to believe it, otherwise.

Why the fuck won't Shrek fucking die.

You must become one with being alone.

I mean, shit, this planet is full of intolerable cunts. It should be easy.[COLOR="Silver"]



I had for many years http://i.imgur.com/ol9U4.gif (http://imgur.com/ol9U4) ........................ but now I have my bf (http://imgur.com/0p5Br)




Why the fuck won't Shrek fucking die.

Because Dreamworks has no other ideas except for the damn panda............

Because Dreamworks has no other ideas except for the damn panda............

I saw the first Panda....it was all right.

Didn't laugh much though. Loved the final fight scene though. Hilarious.

Got about 20 minutes into the second one and shut it off.

Boring.

Why the fuck is Jack Black stagnating in Hollywood instead of pumping out D albums?

Do you really have to ask or would like to know how much he makes a film compared to a TD album?

No sense of artistry in this world.

Meh. He's a fucking cunt, too.

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Should I shit on Sarah's thread?

Meh.

Don't forget to take off your shoes first.

Should I shit on Sarah's thread?

Meh.

Asking first? Is that a hint of caring in there???

I think he was thinking out loud.

Not really asking.....just weighing out his options.....

...and his options were all "yes...poop".

I do kinda like tennis shoes and nothing else. It's not an active fetish, but one of those that makes you go Ooooh, neat :) when it crosses your path.

Descartes postulated that when you know the origin of your fetishes that they go away. He was attracted to cross-eyed women and when he remembered that he had a hard on for a cross-eyed girl, in his past, he claimed it went away.

I know the origins of most of mine and that doesn't really have any effect. I think Descartes just realized that finding cross-eyed porn was hard and not worth the effort XD

: - D

Now I'm curious.

What kind of fantastic music do you want to hear in your boot porn, Neg?

Like wa-chakka-chakka-wa-chaka chakkamusic or......yee-haw cowboy boots music?

I'd say porn should have better music, but as stated, it's usually muted, so I don't care.

I'd say porn should have better music, but as stated, it's usually muted, so I don't care.

lmao.

I made myself want a cookie.......... but I don't have any T______T

bake some then.

...usually by the time you're done baking them you want them anymore. "laugh"

and you cookies for another day.

I freeze them after. I like me some cold cookies.

We've come to "laugh," eh?

Time to start harvesting people in the music forums. I don't think we'll get any tangible benefit, but it'll be fun.

I don't have ingredients for cookies T__________________________________T Stupid sugarholic body with pseudo diabetic problems......

Ever since I started working crazy early hours sleep is all I really want to do.

The first 3 weeks were hell....everything was out of whack.

Mentally and physically. Had a really rough time trying to adjust and keep a straight head on.

I don't have a social life anymore though.

I sacrificed that for my hobbies and work.

My social life consists of staying at work after my shift and having a few pints with my co-workers.

We all have the same lives.......it's like prison......only with tasty food and hot girls. "laugh"

Do you dream about work? In the past when I've had jobs like that I dreamed about them constantly. It was exhausting.

My social life mostly consists of people who talk to me because I'm willing to watch their kids for them. XD They've been very kind to me though, especially with all the crap last year, so I suppose that's unfair of me.

I feel like maybe working at home isn't the best thing for me but I can't say I have any burning desire to go out and socialize, either. I'm pretty okay with my status quo. I sound more miserable right now than I actually feel, I think. XD I've done a lot of fun stuff today and it's been a perfectly nice day. Just got myself thinking.

My favorite movie last year animation wise was the Winnie the Pooh movie (no seriously) and awesome-wise, it was Rango. I sadly haven't watched much foreign stuff besides asian horror movies so I've probably missed some of what was out there and really good.

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I think Descartes just realized that finding cross-eyed porn was hard and not worth the effort XD

Japan has a big "girl with eye patch" fetish. All they'd need to do is take the eye patch off~ Unless they were actually missing an eye and not cross-eyed. I think I just want AND THEN SHE TOOK HER EYE PATCH OFF porn to exist. I'm sure it does.

Japan has a big "girl with eye patch" fetish. All they'd need to do is take the eye patch off~ Unless they were actually missing an eye and not cross-eyed. I think I just want AND THEN SHE TOOK HER EYE PATCH OFF porn to exist. I'm sure it does.

(http://imgur.com/NiYUX)

I've seen some stills of that in my travels.

I'm having much more insidious ideas about the aftermath of the removal than you are, I assure you.

We've come to "laugh," eh?

Time to start harvesting people in the music forums. I don't think we'll get any tangible benefit, but it'll be fun.

Hey, you know I'm more than a Music forum poster. ; - )

We'll turn on each other shortly after, no worries, Ari.

I've seen some stills of that in my travels.

I'm having much more insidious ideas about the aftermath of the removal than you are, I assure you.

Suppose not having an eye would be useful in some cases.

iirc the eyepatch thing is called kegadol

Suppose not having an eye would be useful in some cases.

iirc the eyepatch thing is called kegadol




BOO! That's that new fangled style eye patch! That's not.................









http://i.imgur.com/bZxmX.gif (http://imgur.com/bZxmX) I mean......... uh......... cookies.........

I can assure that there's left and right eye enthusiasts.

Fetishes are infinitely fascinating

*PhilipFascinatinggif* *Ihavegivenupsweatsuit*

It's the kind I've seen people wear if they're cross-eyed/have a lazy eye, it's why what Neg said made me think of it. You wear them for corneal scratches too. I had one for like a day, but they forgot to give me the sexy bandage costume to go with it.

some of the google image results for kegadol are giving me the wiggins :D

I do kinda like tennis shoes and nothing else. It's not an active fetish, but one of those that makes you go Ooooh, neat :) when it crosses your path.

Descartes postulated that when you know the origin of your fetishes that they go away. He was attracted to cross-eyed women and when he remembered that he had a hard on for a cross-eyed girl, in his past, he claimed it went away.

I know the origins of most of mine and that doesn't really have any effect. I think Descartes just realized that finding cross-eyed porn was hard and not worth the effort XD

Descartes is the last thing I expected to see in STS.

Well, ok, I didn't expect it either in Matrix.

As the teachers of the Unseen University would say "If you expect the unexpected, is it really unexpected then ?"

Train of thought has lead me to Tilda Swinton

: )

We've come to "laugh," eh?

Time to start harvesting people in the music forums. I don't think we'll get any tangible benefit, but it'll be fun.

http://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gif

The harvest is upon them.

Give them something new to bicker about.

See how much they'll get along when they all have a common enemy in the shit-shooters.


Do you dream about work? In the past when I've had jobs like that I dreamed about them constantly. It was exhausting.

I haven't dreamt of my new job yet.

To be honest after the nightmarey thing wore off a couple weeks ago I don't recall any dreams at all.

I did dream of some of my older jobs........still have had a few nasty ones in the past year or so.

I used to hear the bill printer in my sleep and it'd wake me up.



I mean......... uh......... cookies.........

Indeed.

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Robert Downey Jr is getting special shoes made for himself to make him look taller in Iron Man 3. "confused"

Why?

I didn't see a problem with his height in the first 2.

Maybe working with Chris Hemsworth on The Avengers gave him a height complex.

I think I've found a picture of bud's or some other shitshooter's car...

Haven't seen any new Avengers footage, so I'm still inclined to think it's going to suck of the ass.

Fault in Our Stars, next week! I can't remember if John signed the entire first run, or just the pre-orders.....

If he did the whole thing I'm going to have to hope that none of the ones in this area are the ones also signed by Hank.

Fuck that guy. I mean, seriously.

Bud drives a Volkswagen?

What a pervert.

----

Why does spell check recognize "Volkswagen" but not "internet"?

Cuz spell is, has always been, and will always be a cunt.

Bud drives a Volkswagen?

What a pervert.

Not sure if it is bud. Could be you for all I know :rolleyes:. One thing is sure; it is not mine.

I don't drive. I'd be the most dangerous driver ever. People would think I'm a crazy asshole who played too much GTA and Total Overdose.

----


Why does spell check recognize "Volkswagen" but not "internet"?

Because the spellcheck is a pervert.

You should know. He based on your psyche after all ! :erm:

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How comes :rolleyes: works and not :p ! :mad:

I hope the first & last words that cum out of Neg's mouth when he wakes up and right before he falls asleep is "you're all cunts, you cunts".

http://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gif

I've decided to watch ALL of Doctor Who....

From the old man and Susan to the young man and Amy.

Like from the beginning....1963?

That's A LOT of Who.

You're going to start fapping to Daleks before you know it.

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Doc has a stinky bum.

Like from the beginning....1963?

That's A LOT of Who.

You're going to start fapping to Daleks before you know it.
Yep yep.
Though, to be fair, there's a LOT missing so I'll probably be missing out on at LEAST half of the 2nd Doctors' journey...which really doesn't bother me because I've always found him annoying.

Would you guys fix your avatars already. I'm having a hard time recognizing you guys without em......




Dooo eeeet.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3sNAA9YoLDk/TocO6xZlpWI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/5KPu6hrfURY/s1600/Bear_Clapping.gif


I've hated Ministry ever since the last time I saw them live.

I was crazy into, Land of... Mind is... and ΚΕΦΑΛΗΞΘ. I keep hoping they'll come out with something equally as good but they never have. They got shit when Grandpa gave up the spoon.







Got about 20 minutes into the second one and shut it off.

Boring.

The 20 minute rule. Love it. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rfAo09wdjY4/TocR5cFRSBI/AAAAAAAAAaM/ka9Xcy2uO-4/s1600/Rabbit_Dance.gif


I think Descartes just realized that finding cross-eyed porn was hard and not worth the effort XD

Life before internets.


I made myself want a cookie.......... but I don't have any T______T

Feck. I do that all the time. Not with cookies... but...


lmao.

Hi, Ari.


Give them something new to bicker about.

See how much they'll get along when they all have a common enemy in the shit-shooters.






http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3sNAA9YoLDk/TocO6xZlpWI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/5KPu6hrfURY/s1600/Bear_Clapping.gifhttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3sNAA9YoLDk/TocO6xZlpWI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/5KPu6hrfURY/s1600/Bear_Clapping.gifhttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3sNAA9YoLDk/TocO6xZlpWI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/5KPu6hrfURY/s1600/Bear_Clapping.gif

I'm having a hard time recognizing you guys without em......

I missed these posts.


Doc has a stinky bum.

I thought about wiping... but then I remembered you like it better this way.


Would you guys fix your avatars already. I'm having a hard time recognizing you guys without em......

I'm pretty sure mine is already U/L here directly, not on a host so .... : confused :

I'm pretty sure mine is already U/L here directly, not on a host so .... : confused :

Then it seems for you, you need to host it then load it. We found out that the way you had first, you have to do the opposite to get it to work now.

Ok, I'm out.

Niters !!

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/wrestling-fail.gif

Nite Docrate http://i.imgur.com/kIPYO.gif (http://imgur.com/kIPYO)

Then it seems for you, you need to host it then load it. We found out that the way you had first, you have to do the opposite to get it to work now.

I'll try re-upping it here first. I prefer that so it won't disappear. oh, wait...


Ok, I'm out.

Niters !!

Niters. docrate. :D

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We got one of these (http://forums.ffshrine.org/f2/ban-me-then-delete-my-acc-105434/#post1883351). First time in ages.

Would you guys fix your avatars already. I'm having a hard time recognizing you guys without em......




Dooo eeeet.

Just for you <3 And because I'm power leveling and don't have much to do while I wait for geochains to take out the baddies. I could temp fix some smilies right now too I guess, any requests?

Just for you <3 And because I'm power leveling and don't have much to do while I wait for geochains to take out the baddies. I could temp fix some smilies right now too I guess, any requests?

Yay for your avvy bein back ^___^

rofldata
awsm
: )
sad

please

I DON'T WANNA!

I re-upped mine to here. It works.

Now it's just me and Tanis.

You can tell us apart from our siggies. :)

Everybody wins.

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Speaking of Doctor Who:

This (http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/a150/?cpg=fbl_a150) is kinda cool.

I DON'T WANNA!

*read in Heat Mizer's voice*

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I re-upped mine to here. It works.

Good. Goooood.

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http://i.imgur.com/JmzKX.gif (http://imgur.com/JmzKX)

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http://i.imgur.com/9e2TJ.gif (http://imgur.com/9e2TJ)

http://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gif (http://imgur.com/TCr1S) Get those back feet in there!

:awsm:

rest coming!

http://i.imgur.com/9e2TJ.gif


http://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gif

I hope they both had bald patches afterwards.

Speaking of Doctor Who:

This (http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/a150/?cpg=fbl_a150) is kinda cool.

A friend has one of those, not a Dr Who one. It lights up when the phone rings no matter where it is in the room, or in his pocket.


http://i.imgur.com/9e2TJ.gif[/URL]

It's double win and double fail.

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rest coming!


:awsm:

:awsm: :awsm: :awsm: :awsm: :awsm: :awsm: :awsm: :awsm: :awsm: :awsm: :awsm: :awsm: :awsm: :awsm:

A friend has one of those, not a Dr Who one.


http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/235185_o.gif

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/235185_o.gif

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n02zdZ2GuzI/Tpm8GoBY-kI/AAAAAAAAAeE/RyP7Wxmd1OY/s1600/beard.gif

:rofldata:

sorry this is so slow, the admin panel is totally borked

I* could not get on here all day again, how do you guys post like a gazillion pages...?

@ Tanis:

I have all available Who stories on vhs and some dvd. I have done the marathon thing. It is fun, but after watching the older style stories, you can really see just how fast the new stories go...

:sad:

I* could not get on here all day again, how do you guys post like a gazillion pages...?.

We're 40% awesome, 45% unstoppable and 27% mathematics geniuses.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n02zdZ2GuzI/Tpm8GoBY-kI/AAAAAAAAAeE/RyP7Wxmd1OY/s1600/beard.gif

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/250501_o.gif

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We're 40% awesome, 45% unstoppable and 27% mathematics geniuses.

We have is the maths now?

With no lives? Plus, you live in the future, I hear.

Marceline, why so sad? I know you guys are doing what you can, and I appreciate it.

:)

I* could not get on here all day again, how do you guys post like a gazillion pages...?

I was all alone on the board awhile ago..........

I'm just testing to make sure the smilies were added correctly.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/250501_o.gif

It's Reno! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UpDFnc9m_hc/Tv0Ts-1w-EI/AAAAAAAABRQ/vS5kLV5oLQY/s1600/Star_Trek_Nod.gif


With no lives? Plus, you live in the future, I hear.

Both are true. :sad:


Marceline, why so sad? I know you guys are doing what you can, and I appreciate it.

:laugh: It was :sad: smiley being fixed.

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I was all alone on the board awhile ago..........

If I was all alone I would... erm... nm.

If I was all alone I would... erm... nm.

Your goatse mask just bubbled.

None the less, my appreciation stands.

Well, leans..

Well ok, it's laying down. BUT, it's there.

:smrt:

No sense of artistry in this world.

Meh. He's a fucking cunt, too.

the lazy road.

he does mostly schlock comedy and animated films now. plays the same character in just about everything he's in. put on a funny mexican wrestler costume and do fart jokes or show up to a recording studio to knock out his lines in 3 days for kung fu panda 6...either way a easy fat paycheck...

Your goatse mask just bubbled.

It's alive!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q9gTdYDKI3U/TE-qHsDvIDI/AAAAAAAAC_A/3IOFUobTFDM/s1600/1935_BrideFrankenstein_img1.JPG


Well ok, it's laying down. BUT, it's there.

Like my dignity.

Jay Baruchel said he did bad movies to support his mom. He seemed pretty comfortable with it.

I would be more cool with Jack Black doing bad movies if he was doing it to fund awesome albums

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;)

yeah. well, yeah.

if i were an actor i'd be willing to do crap if it meant putting my kid through college or having some retirement dough.

just sayin....it'd be nice to see some of these actors tackle some more substantial roles once in a while. especially when they're obviously talented and could do better.

be nice to see kal penn leaving political work and returning to film to do something other than goddamn harold and kumar 3.

http://i.imgur.com/ScUCT.gif

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Is it possible to D/L video from Vimeo?

[/COLOR]Is it possible to D/L video from Vimeo?

Gimme a link and I'll give it a shot.

Is it possible to D/L video from Vimeo?




http://i.imgur.com/TCr1S.gif

Best answer ever.

@ Tanis: I have all available Who stories on vhs and some dvd. I have done the marathon thing. It is fun, but after watching the older style stories, you can really see just how fast the new stories go...
Yeah, it's been YEARS since I've really watched any of the Pre-2005.

I'm watching via MU.
:D

Gimme a link and I'll give it a shot.

It's 49 minutes long. If it was a 5 minute music video I'd ask you but 49mins is too much. Thanks, though. :love:

It's 49 minutes long. If it was a 5 minute music video I'd ask you but 49mins is too much. Thanks, though. :love:

.................................. I was gonna help :sad:

Doc, yes you can dl from vimeo.

.................................. I was gonna help :sad:

:laugh: I know. Thanks. I was just being a lazy ass, thinking I could D/L this and watch it some other time but I can watch it on vimeo. You'd have to D/L and then U/L for me and that's too much hassle.


Doc, yes you can dl from vimeo.

See above for sexy response. :smrt:

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I love those first world problems. :rofldata:

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[IMG]
I love those first world problems. :rofldata:

yeah...white whine :rofldata:

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niters

Hello all...

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Drinks/drinking-48.GIF

Niters, Lye.

Hi, Zoran.

Out door.

In door.

It's like cuckoo's anus.

Niters, Lye.

Hi, Zoran.

Out door.

In door.

It's like cuckoo's anus.

http://i.imgur.com/31Whs.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/31Whs.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/31Whs.gif

Tea, the English way. Pip pip.



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So what did everyone do for New Years eve?

Sigh, I just sat in front of the tube and drank whiskey while watching Dick Clark's annual show.

New year's eve.......... went to a crappy family gathering. My bf went with me. After that we went to the discount bookstore and an awesome Japanese restaurant :)

New year's eve.......... went to a crappy family gathering. My bf went with me. After that we went to the discount bookstore and an awesome Japanese restaurant :)

Well the second part sounds like it was fun.

Well the second part sounds like it was fun.

Indeed it was. I bought all of the Trigun dvds that day :) We weren't feeling to good though. Both of us with bad allergies and I'm related to chain smoker's....

Well the second part sounds like it was fun.

I'd prefer this part:


the discount bookstore

This is also good:


drank whiskey.

That's Gamera.
Gamera is really neat
Gamera is full of meat
Don't stand behind him when he squats in the street


Yea, I'm late to the party. Suck my balls, bitches.

We need to show up at Elementary schools with our fine attitudes and shatter kid's drea......


Oh wait ^______^
How do we still have teachers? I know like 5 and they all have mostly little hellspawn from 1st to 12th. Why stay?


Hey you crazy bastards....HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I was too drunk the last 48 hours to come in here. :p
Tried this drink made with pineapple juice. It either covered the vodka very well or I was drugged. Woke up in a house that wasn't mine and playing Skyrim on a PS3 that didn't belong to me. Watched Harry Potter then went to McDonalds. Hope I got laid somewhere in that blackout.



:doc:


I do kinda like tennis shoes and nothing else. It's not an active fetish, but one of those that makes you go Ooooh, neat :) when it crosses your path.

Descartes postulated that when you know the origin of your fetishes that they go away. He was attracted to cross-eyed women and when he remembered that he had a hard on for a cross-eyed girl, in his past, he claimed it went away.

I know the origins of most of mine and that doesn't really have any effect. I think Descartes just realized that finding cross-eyed porn was hard and not worth the effort XD
I hate fetish vids that destroy the fetish. Like schoolgirls when they lose the skirt. Now it's just regular porn.


by the time you're done baking them you want them anymore. "laugh"
"Sometimes I just throw one in even if i don't want one cuz by the time it's done, Who Knows?"



:doc::doc::doc:


Tea, the English way. Pip pip
Cheerio.

Indeed it was. I bought all of the Trigun dvds that day :) We weren't feeling to good though. Both of us with bad allergies and I'm related to chain smoker's....

This? Trigun - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigun)

I admit I have limited dealings with Japanese anime beyond such classics as...

Akira
Vampire Hunter D
Tank Police
Howl's Moving Castle
Starblazers (US title)

So what did everyone do for New Years eve?


Tried this drink made with pineapple juice. It either covered the vodka very well or I was drugged. Woke up in a house that wasn't mine and playing Skyrim on a PS3 that didn't belong to me. Watched Harry Potter then went to McDonalds. Hope I got laid somewhere in that blackout.

Hope I got laid somewhere in that blackout.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx6rbaEW0v1ql8i93o11_250.gif

This? Trigun - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigun)

I admit I have limited dealings with Japanese anime beyond such classics as...

Akira
Vampire Hunter D
Tank Police
Howl's Moving Castle
Starblazers (US title)

Never seen starblazers. Rest are good stuff though.

This? Trigun - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigun)

I admit I have limited dealings with Japanese anime beyond such classics as...

Akira
Vampire Hunter D
Tank Police
Howl's Moving Castle
Starblazers (US title)

Yes that Trigun. I have all the manga too <3

Akira = Great
Vampire Hunter D = Boring. I don't care.
Tank Police = never watched it
Howl's Moving Castle = Beautiful to look at but the end of the story effing ENRAGED me.
Starblazers = never watched it

Never seen starblazers. Rest are good stuff though.

Same.

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Vampire Hunter D = Boring. I don't care.

I liked the first one. The second one was arse paper.

Tried this drink made with pineapple juice. It either covered the vodka very well or I was drugged. Woke up in a house that wasn't mine and playing Skyrim on a PS3 that didn't belong to me. Watched Harry Potter then went to McDonalds. Hope I got laid somewhere in that blackout.

Eeek! I have had a similar experience. Back in the 90's I went to a bar with some friends and only had 3 beers. When we got in the car I started feeling really tired then woke up puking in a bathroom. I came out of the bathroom and realized I was at another friends house which was littered with passed out people. Making maters worse I was late for work.

:fuckyou:

:doc:

:doc:


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CbcQB0wWk30/TocPUKnWMyI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/SMRVgjapukM/s1600/Applause_BW.gifhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CbcQB0wWk30/TocPUKnWMyI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/SMRVgjapukM/s1600/Applause_BW.gif

I blacked out drinking once. I'm fairly certain I wasn't drugged, I just can't handle my alcohol. I was with people I felt safe with but it was still horrifying. I don't get wanting to do that all the time but I guess it's probably different if you're a happy drunk. Occasionally tipsiness is good for me.

I want the slice with the bleeding.

I've never blacked out. Last New Years I drank to the point that I couldn't see very well, however : erm :

I blacked out drinking once. I'm fairly certain I wasn't drugged, I just can't handle my alcohol. I was with people I felt safe with but it was still horrifying. I don't get wanting to do that all the time but I guess it's probably different if you're a happy drunk. Occasionally tipsiness is good for me.



Orange blood? http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Confused/confused-8.gif

Out door.

In door.

It's like cuckoo's anus.
http://i.imgur.com/31Whs.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/31Whs.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/31Whs.gif

:eye:


Pip pip.


There was a crude response to this we had awhile back.

I forget what it was.

But your butt smells like Christopher Robin's saliva.


So what did everyone do for New Years eve?

Sigh, I just sat in front of the tube and drank whiskey while watching Dick Clark's annual show.

Went to a house party.

Got drunk.

Had a nice time.

Made two party platters of different flavored chicky wings for the party.

They ate them all. :sad:


After that we went to the discount bookstore and an awesome Japanese restaurant :)

That sounds pleasant.



Tried this drink made with pineapple juice. It either covered the vodka very well or I was drugged. Woke up in a house that wasn't mine and playing Skyrim on a PS3 that didn't belong to me. Watched Harry Potter then went to McDonalds. Hope I got laid somewhere in that blackout.

http://i.imgur.com/31Whs.gif

New Years Micky D's is the best way to start the year off with the trots.


I want the slice with the bleeding.

We can share...

...and fap.

There was a crude response to this we had awhile back.

Feck. We did. I forget, too. If we add our two ages together we'd be drawing a pension. :sad:


We can share...

...and fap.

Business as usual. :awsm:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx6rbaEW0v1ql8i93o11_250.gif

That's feckin wiggins.


Tank Police = never watched it
Thread 99993


New Years Micky D's is the best way to start the year off with the trots.
I had it before McDs. It was probably the cheese platter and nachos that did it.

If we add our two ages together we'd be drawing a pension. :sad:


I wonder if we'd still get some fine boners.

BRB

Block of cheese, I'm coming for you.

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Bag of cheese and summer sausage.

FUCK YEA

Bag of cheese and summer sausage.

FUCK YEA

Throw in some crackers and maybe a few dill pickles and it's a feckin' feast for kings.

http://i.imgur.com/GDrSk.gif (http://imgur.com/GDrSk)

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http://i.imgur.com/OdgxZ.gif (http://imgur.com/OdgxZ)

That makes me dizzy just looking at it.

I wonder if we'd still get some fine boners.

I can write us a prescription.


BRB

Block of cheese, I'm coming for you.

You talked me into it. Am with cheese now.


http://i.imgur.com/GDrSk.gif

Teh nostalgia. (I wonder how many takes that took)


[URL=http://imgur.com/OdgxZ]http://i.imgur.com/OdgxZ.gif (http://imgur.com/GDrSk)

http://i46.tinypic.com/2m4vbb6.gifhttp://i46.tinypic.com/2m4vbb6.gifhttp://i46.tinypic.com/2m4vbb6.gifhttp://i46.tinypic.com/2m4vbb6.gif

I can write us a prescription.


Wonderful!

I'll get the crayons!

I'll get the crayons!

Where have they been? : eye :

http://i.imgur.com/zLbxS.gif (http://imgur.com/zLbxS)

http://i.imgur.com/lo3ni.gif (http://imgur.com/lo3ni)

(http://imgur.com/clWri)

Where have they been? : eye :

You'll have to ask cuckoo and Doc.

They're perverts.

I think I'm going to need to build an Ark. I can use the roof on my house when it blows off.

http://i.imgur.com/9iQy3.gif (http://imgur.com/9iQy3)

http://i.imgur.com/QiQXr.gif (http://imgur.com/QiQXr)

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:rofldata:
(http://imgur.com/Rj7bo)

(http://imgur.com/uIgnW)

Nice getting the top of the page there Doc :rofldata:

http://i.imgur.com/31Whs.gif

It's a wonderful image to open the page with.

English experimental novel ... There is no obvious start / middle / end

You would give it a 5 seeing how weird that description is.

Nice getting the top of the page there Doc


It's a wonderful image to open the page with.

It's great have a real STS image at the top of a page. I got lucky with the quote.


You would give it a 5 seeing how weird that description is.

I like challenging literature. It's the 2nd time I've read it so I was prepared for the headfuck and so enjoyed it a lot more.

It's not for everyone but even if someone hates it they have to give it credit for being so adventurous structurally.

It's not for everyone but even if someone hates it they have to give it credit for being so adventurous structurally.

They're saying the same thing about Neg's sausage n' cheese-fueled bowel movements.

There's something very British about wanting to destroy literary conventions. I applaud it and welcome it.

http://i.imgur.com/DXUZl.gif (http://imgur.com/DXUZl)

They're saying the same thing about Neg's sausage n' cheese-fueled bowel movements.

It's cheese, Jim but not as we know it.

~ N-E-S-T-L-E-S ~ Nestle's makes the very best ~ Chooocolaaate ~*clack*

MMm...chocolae sounds good. But i don't have any..? Oh.

Oh, oh. I can make hot chocolate. Wheeeeeeee

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We have Nestle here as well. I didn't know you guys had it.

They make the best white chocolate but Cadbury made the best milk chocolate.

Plain chocolate is best by Bournville.

I likes choc. :p

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~ N-E-S-T-L-E-S ~ Nestle's makes the very best ~ Chooocolaaate ~*clack*

Nestle Quik

Delicious Chocolate Milk, Child Slaves

For any youngster that cringes at the thought of having to choke down a glass of plain milk with their dinner, Nestle Quik is a little box of magic. One tablespoon of the powdery goodness that is Nestle Quik can transform that glass of white nasty into a delectable cup of chocolately awesome. Add to this the fact that every box is emblazoned with an adorable cartoon rabbit, and what you have is a certified childhood dream maker.

At least this much is true for most kids; lazy, shiftless bastards that they are. Some kids, on the other hand, have to work for their Nestle Quik. Without going into the grizzly details that we're sure you aren't coming to a comedy website looking for, we'll just say this. The majority of the world's cocoa supply comes from Africa's Ivory Coast. There are probably a lot of things that are illegal in the Ivory Coast, child labor, trafficking or (oh dear) slavery are not any of them. But hey, if it's alright with the bunny, how bad can it be?

After years of flying under the atrocity radar, word of the unspeakably harsh conditions on Ivory Coast cocoa plantations finally came out in 2001. In the face of an influx of negative publicity, Nestle valiantly leapt into inaction. After issuing a few public statements claiming they had no way of knowing who did what where and when, it took a rider attached to an agricultural bill to get Nestle to even acknowledge the problem. The new legislation, passed in July, 2001, would have created a federal system to certify and label chocolate products as "slave free," a label Nestle would qualify for if it weren't for all the enslaved children making their shit.

Even if they did qualify, on the list of words you don't want printed on the label of your product, "slave" comes in at a solid #3, right behind "Hitler" and "shit." To avoid having to abide by the new legislation, Nestle agreed to a voluntary protocol to end forced labor on cocoa farms by 2005. Being that the major chocolate companies would be overseeing this new program, it wasn't too surprising that nothing ever came of it.

When 2005 came and went with little to no change, Nestle was ready with one of the stupidest excuses imaginable. According to them, an escalating civil war in the Ivory Coast prevented them from sending anyone in to monitor the situation. Amazingly though, their team of buyers, who must consist of nothing but crack military commandos, have yet to have a problem getting in and out completely unscathed.

To add even less credibility to their claim that making delicious treats without at least some slave help wasn't possible, several chocolate companies are now selling "Fair Trade" chocolate which is monitored to insure no slave labor is used in its production, though some sophisticated consumers say that chocolate isn't as good, since it does not contain the unique flavor of the bitter tears of children.

We don't want to pile on Nestle, though. If we wanted to do that, we would bring up the third-world babies that died from Nestle formula, or the company demanding millions from famine-stricken Ethiopia over a 1975 business transaction or ... fuck it, we're getting depressed.

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I actually don't care too much for Nestle products..... Except for these
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Friggin awesome

Feck.

I read that post with a big mug-o-hot chocolate. Didn't affect the taste one bit. :awsm:

Feck.

You forgot the toilet paper again, didn't you?

where the hell did my avatar go? It was here earlier..dammit.

where the hell did my avatar go? It was here earlier..dammit.
Shows just fine for me. Everyones does. This morning only HD's and Doc1's were spotty.

You forgot the toilet paper again, didn't you?

Forget? I went without. I'm daring.


where the hell did my avatar go? It was here earlier..dammit.

The Twilight Shrine.

Feck.


You forgot the toilet paper again, didn't you?

You never think to check before it's already spewing out your ass.

Forget? I went without. I'm daring.

Your undies say the same thing every morning when they slither back up your legs.

You never think to check before it's already spewing out your ass.

Ass spew.

STS is delightful.


Your undies say the same thing every morning when they slither back up your legs.

Mmmm... slither...