Well I do am a


But I tend to be more

BOTTOM LINE

That's a Halo of the Sun on her crotch, I'm telling you.

Her boyfriend/girlfriend must be awesome.

That's a Halo of the Sun on her crotch, I'm telling you.

Her boyfriend/girlfriend must be awesome.






http://www.tomopop.com/ul/11457-550x-SpacePussyHeader.jpghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls3t4fuOem1qb8jj6o1_500.jpg

what the hell has megporn to do with mediafire and megaupload.??????



Megaporn is Megaupload but for porn but seeing as how people often use megaupload for porn I'd say it'd be fine to use megaporn for none porn just once or twice when in a pinch.

Keyword to get pictures was "AWSOME PUSSY" and I got these .:p

I'll probably ramble a lot, knowing me! I seem to average around 800 words for the stuff I normally do. Sometimes I go over 1000. ; ;

The biggest challenge will be separating my nostalgia from the reality. I still do think it's an enjoyable movie, even though it's easier to recognize its flaws.

Would it be better to use a YouTube video or a gif to show something in motion? It'd only be once, either way.

I think we have enough freedom for you to nostalgia it out here and there provided to do mention when others might not like something you like. 'course that's jsut how reviews go anyway, personal opinion of something that even with the most neutral view will still have some personal thingies in it.

Keyword to get pictures was "AWSOME PUSSY" and I got these .:p


Because I'm a freak, I prefer those over what would be the expected results. :p

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/2/4/9/42496/H/U/l/c/HUlc/loki10.JPG (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10464682-original.html)

Because I'm a freak, I prefer those over what would be the expected results. :p

Like if you were the only FREAKazoid here.

Like if you were the only FREAKazoid here.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Aw, hell no.

Like if you were the only FREAKazoid here.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10464946-original.html)

Exatcly XD

Did you delete the pic I was talking about?

You filthy rogue.

No, it's just not showing up. Point stands.

You never ask me that sexy question. :(

I'm working on one right now though. :)yeah, didn't mean to sound like that. i knew you said you were doing one soon, so didn't ask. and when the fuck is doc doing one?


Lye's are a little shorter than the rest, so don't be afraid to go in as much detail as you feel necessary.are they too short? i dunno. you can tell me if i need to make them longer

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/10464650-original.html)

I'm going to picture Cuckoo as J. Jonah Jameson from now on.

yeah, didn't mean to sound like that. i knew you said you were doing one soon, so didn't ask. and when the fuck is doc doing one?

:rofldata:

I know. I know.

Just being my usual jackass self. Should have added a ":p" smiley.

Doc's been pretty busy with all the fapping.

I know he has one in the works.

I hear it's Pluto Nash.



are they too short? i dunno. you can tell me if i need to make them longer

Longer would be preferred. :)

I noticed they were getting shorter. Almost Nut sized.

I'll be the janitor. We'll commiserate on kids these days when I pass by his office.

We play poker every Friday night.

I'm going to picture Cuckoo as J. Jonah Jameson from now on.

Well, I do have a little patch of hair shaved in the shape of his mustache. :naughty:

mine are certainly longer than nut length, at least

it depends on what i'm reviewing.

/imagines competitive ejaculating

mine are certainly longer than nut length, at least

Oh yeah, of course they are.

I was just saying they were getting closer to Nut length than the regular lengthy Clock format.

No big deal.

Just saying make use of the freedom to go into great deal about your feelings of the films you're writing about. :)

so...any of these off limits? for the clock

hangover 2
all 3 cuts of dawn of the dead (the original)
the people vs. george lucas

2 of these will be lengthy nerd rambles, probably longer than my others

I like Zombieland. It's doubleplusgood.

4 twinkies out of 5

I'm a cinema whore. Lighting and editing rule. Actors are shit. Hitch knew. Chop / cut / piece together / profit.

so...any of these off limits? for the clock

hangover 2
all 3 cuts of dawn of the dead (the original)
the people vs. george lucas

2 of these will be lengthy nerd rambles, probably longer than my others

Fire away.

Ndi's covering Young Sherlock Holmes & Pixar.

I'm still sticking to scores for now.

Doc's doing Pluto Nash.

Chop / cut / piece together / profit.

Saban was a Hitchcock fan.

DUN DUN DUN

Chop / cut / piece together / profit.

We use the same technique to make ladies hand purses out of our scrotums. :)

Oh yeah, of course they are.

I was just saying they were getting closer to Nut length than the regular lengthy Clock format.

No big deal.

Just saying make use of the freedom to go into great deal about your feelings of the films you're writing about. :)yeah sometimes i forget and get self-conscious about rambling. but i guess rambling is kinda the point :D

Limited run, eh?

I have never seen Pluto Nash but I feel like I need to piss on it.

I think I watched part of it.

Pluto Nash. Ninja fucks.

Fire away.

Ndi's covering Young Sherlock Holmes & Pixar.

I'm still sticking to scores for now.

Doc's doing Pluto Nash.

good. i'm anxious to read a clock length cars ii review. was gonna do that originally but decided not to a while back.

Limited run, eh?

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: Just makes them more precious and desirable.

yeah sometimes i forget and get self-conscious about rambling. but i guess rambling is kinda the point :D

I encourage and applaud it.


Limited run, eh?

Yeah. Doc and I might need to borrow a few table scraps here and there.

It's awfully chilly in the lower regions these days.

I'm a cinema whore. Lighting and editing rule. Actors are shit. Hitch knew. Chop / cut / piece together / profit.

Just makes them more precious and desirable.

:rofldata:

Indeed. Because we're stitching together two different skin colors, the ladies think they're Dairy cow skin purses.

...that is until they get a closer look and see the hair follicles.

I don't like to ramble. I think mine read textbooky but that's my view of clock. Maybe too textbooky. That's my failing.

Indeed. Because we're stitching together two different skin colors, the ladies think they're Dairy cow skin purses.

...that is until they get a closer look and see the hair follicles.

I wonder do the purses shrink when they get cold?

Fire away.

Ndi's covering Young Sherlock Holmes & Pixar.

I'm still sticking to scores for now.

Doc's doing Pluto Nash.

I'd love to do Star Wars or Lord of the Rings (I'd do rankenBass Hobbit 1st) but I don't know when I'd get to it.
I plan on doing a bunch of various christmas tv shows for the NutBox and I'd still be up for a group review of A Christmas Story and I'll have maybe 1 or 2 more kids picture books up before doing the Avatar comic collection and maybe the Killing Joke. I'm 4 episodes to finishing Gantz and I might do Star Wars CGI Clone Wars seeing as how I keep seeing the DVDs at the Library and need some excuse to get them not just for the special features.

TK'll come back to that shit thread and say something about OLP.

He'll get smacked in the mouth.

Shit thread? He'll be spoilt for choice.

I don't like to ramble. I think mine read textbooky but that's my view of clock. Maybe too textbooky. That's my failing.

Well, when I say rambling I don't mean rambling by definition.

Very bad way of wording it on my part.

:erm:

I mean don't be afraid to go into great detail. It's very easy to do once you get into it.

I mean, fuck, my Tron Legacy review hardly went off topic and was 2,032 words.

They're all shit to him

:smug:

I have never seen Pluto Nash but I feel like I need to piss on it.

I don't think I've seen it either. Most of the time I want to pretend Coming to America is the only film Eddie Murphy's made. I really love that movie. ; ;


good. i'm anxious to read a clock length cars ii review. was gonna do that originally but decided not to a while back.

It was bordering on one before I edited it down! I sometimes don't realize how huge my nuts are (hee) until I've actually published them, and looking at them on the blog makes it easier for me to make cuts.


TK'll come back to that shit thread and say something about OLP.

He'll get smacked in the mouth.

Would he even catch the reference?

I don't like to ramble. I think mine read textbooky but that's my view of clock. Maybe too textbooky. That's my failing.

I think they're fine. Sometimes text book is the only way to go like with B5. How the hell do you talk about that and not spoil anything?

Tron Legacy review hardly went off topic and was 2,032 words.

:laugh: I liked it. I wasn't a fan of the score but could appreciate greatly the effort you put into appraising it.

I'm sitting at 1012 atm on my Pluto Nash. :erm:

Smack in the mouth. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbaEl3lNmh8#t=102) I've been saying Chainsaw, lawnmower, and the logsplitter for years....

I don't like to ramble. I think mine read textbooky but that's my view of clock. Maybe too textbooky. That's my failing.

textbooky is good.

Would he even catch the reference?

I have reasoning for why he would, but this really isn't going to go anywhere, so I'll just shut it.

Chainsaw, lawnmower, and the logsplitter

New moves in the sack?

I sometimes don't realize how huge my nuts are (hee) until I've actually published them

The "Nut" title came about as it wa sthe least worst of what else we had but after a while I came to believe it was a perfect choice for people like us. It's like data, it never gets old saying big nuts and small nuts and chopped down nuts. :laugh:


Sometimes text book is the only way to go like with B5. How the hell do you talk about that and not spoil anything?

T'was hard. I figured hardly anyone would care about it or read beyond season 2 if they hadn't even seen season one so I was a little more lax with season 3 review but I still kept spoilers out for cuckoo.

I just won't make any cuts with Young Sherlock Holmes, then, if you guys are okay with me talking forever. I could probably write at least 600 words about my favorite scene in the movie. I am going to predict ahead of time that the Pixar Shorts and A Bug's Life ones are going to be the shortest. The Incredibles will probably be the longest. But I haven't watched any of them in a while, so maybe I'll have more or less to say about them than I think. Toy Story 3's the only Pixar movie besides Cars 2 I've seen recently enough to do a review without a rewatch. But I'll rewatch anyways, so I can take notes. :D

We're now the number one hit for Otsumami-Matsuo. I wish I'd put a little more effort into my post now.

Is there any place that'd be good for reviewing a radio play? I just grabbed the House of Leaves one when I went to get the book for my Kindle. I didn't even know it existed, I can't wait to listen to it.

textbooky is good.

I like that kind of thing but I appreciate it can bore the hell out of some people, so we have Nutshell too.

Well, when I say rambling I don't mean rambling by definition.

Very bad way of wording it on my part.

:erm:

I mean don't be afraid to go into great detail. It's very easy to do once you get into it.

I mean, fuck, my Tron Legacy review hardly went off topic and was 2,032 words.

that was a good review.

the simple fact of the matter is that i'm just a crappy writer masquerading as a good one. or something. :)

i did too many drugs back in the day

I just won't make any cuts with Young Sherlock Holmes, then, if you guys are okay with me talking forever. I could probably write at least 600 words about my favorite scene in the movie. I am going to predict ahead of time that the Pixar Shorts and A Bug's Life ones are going to be the shortest. The Incredibles will probably be the longest. But I haven't watched any of them in a while, so maybe I'll have more or less to say about them than I think. Toy Story 3's the only Pixar movie besides Cars 2 I've seen recently enough to do a review without a rewatch. But I'll rewatch anyways, so I can take notes. :D

We're now the number one hit for Otsumami-Matsuo. I wish I'd put a little more effort into my post now.

Is there any place that'd be good for reviewing a radio play? I just grabbed the House of Leaves one when I went to get the book for my Kindle. I didn't even know it existed, I can't wait to listen to it.

I love hearing the sound of you angelic voice, baby. So just keep rambling on!

Well it's an audio thingamajig so I'd say maybe in the music nut? Either that or the literature one.

that was a good review.

the simple fact of the matter is that i'm just a crappy writer masquerading as a good one. or something. :)

i did too many drugs back in the day

I'm a good writer with no teaching and little experience!

Is there any place that'd be good for reviewing a radio play? I just grabbed the House of Leaves one when I went to get the book for my Kindle. I didn't even know it existed, I can't wait to listen to it.


Well it's an audio thingamajig so I'd say maybe in the music nut? Either that or the literature one.

If it was a standard audiobook I'd suggest the Nut Ink if everyone else was okay with it but a radio adaptation is more like a film without the visual accompaniment so ... I dunno. That's complicated.

:laugh: Just found this. Extreme face palm. Not related to anything anyone has posted.

But... where would they park all the communication satellites if that band was taken up by the rings? Theres be more ramifications than just a pretty halo.

THERE ARE MORE RAMIFICATIONS, PEOPLE.

If it was a standard audiobook I'd suggest the Nut Ink if everyone else was okay with it but a radio adaptation is more like a film without the visual accompaniment so ... I dunno. That's complicated.

I can just talk about it in here then. Sparky seemed pretty interested in House of Leaves when it came up a while back anyways!

The "Nut" title came about as it wa sthe least worst of what else we had but after a while I came to believe it was a perfect choice for people like us. It's like data, it never gets old saying big nuts and small nuts and chopped down nuts. :laugh:

I remember both of us not liking the title at all then it just grew on us over night.

Funny how it worked.

If I'm not mistaken we never even thought about all the funnies the title could conjure up.


T'was hard. I figured hardly anyone would care about it or read beyond season 2 if they hadn't even seen season one so I was a little more lax with season 3 review but I still kept spoilers out for cuckoo.

It was pretty easy for me not to put any spoilers into my reviews for The Corner or Terriers. I don't imagine it will be too hard for the series I just started up until I get into the 2nd season.


the simple fact of the matter is that i'm just a crappy writer masquerading as a good one. or something. :)

I'm just a crappy write who can write lyrics like nobodies business so I incorporate a lot of that sort of style into my Nuts then add in a few more words here and there so it doesn't sound so poetic. :p

Shh...that'll be our little secret.

I can just talk about it in here then. Sparky seemed pretty interested in House of Leaves when it came up a while back anyways!

I didn't say I was against it, if there were to be more audio books covered in the future I'd say make a keyword tag for it but if it was a one-off I'd think it unsuitable.

There are four of us in the Ink so go with whatever the majority think. Pm the the other guys, or get it going here for debate?

Is there any place that'd be good for reviewing a radio play? I just grabbed the House of Leaves one when I went to get the book for my Kindle. I didn't even know it existed, I can't wait to listen to it.

I'd include it in the Nut Ink.

I intended the Ink to be literature or the written word with no boundaries of what sort of medium it was.

Tom's done some children's book which was neat....still waiting to see which one of you perverts does a graphic novel.

I remember both of us not liking the title at all then it just grew on us over night.

If I'm not mistaken we never even thought about all the funnies the title could conjure up.

Yea, in a nutshell is something in brief, it's something my mom used to say.

The funnies were so unexpected but I can't imagine it any other way now. We got lucky.

We got lucky.

Ahh yes. I remember that night.

We both comfortably wept in each other's arms afterwards.

It was gross.

I'd include it in the Nut Ink.

I intended the Ink to be literature or the written word with no boundaries of what sort of medium it was.

Tom's done some children's book which was neat....still waiting to see which one of you perverts does a graphic novel.

I have two new graphic novels coming to me tomorrow. I can do them both there. I know almost nothing about them going in, which is really rare for me and comics, and I am excited!

It's Echoes (http://www.amazon.com/Echoes-HC-Joshua-Hale-Fialkov/dp/1607062151/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1322612610&sr=8-1) and Tumor (http://www.amazon.com/Tumor-Joshua-Hale-Fialkov/dp/1932386823/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1322612610&sr=8-3), both by Joshua Hale Fialkov, for anyone who's curious.

I own the book, so I can definitely make the review more about how well they adapted that.

Tom's done some children's book which was neat...

Yea, I liked seeing those.

Ahh yes. I remember that night.

We both comfortably wept in each other's arms afterwards.

It was gross.

You left your bra in my hallway.

You left your bra in my hallway.

Some sticky substance on the floor absorbed itself into the fabric of my lacy unmentionables.

It growled and gurgled at me when I tried to retrieve it...so I just let it be.

It growled and gurgled at me when I tried to retrieve it...so I just let it be.

Feed it after midnight. :D

:laugh: Just found this. Extreme face palm. Not related to anything anyone has posted.




still waiting to see which one of you perverts does a graphic novel.

I have two new graphic novels coming to me tomorrow. I can do them both there.
I'ma do one just to beat mandi to it. HAHA!


Feed it after midnight. :D

Then set it on fire.

Then set it on fire.


For some reason I imagine that is a fire-station and that makes it even funnier. :laugh:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

It looks like it very well could be.

:laugh: we should all put "I am Otsumami-Matsuo" in our sigs. :laugh:

Long live Otsumami-Matsuo!!!!

Panic ensues in the Shrine.

Upstairs, all is zen.

You ever have that moment where you go: "WTF am I listening to?" because you have so much music and you've forgotten what you put on.

Something you've maybe only heard once or twice.

That voice... was it Jesus?

You ever have that moment where you go: "WTF am I listening to?" because you have so much music and you've forgotten what you put on.

Something you've maybe only heard once or twice.

That voice... was it Jesus?

I do that when I make personal mixes.

"This is pretty feckin' cool....what is it?"

I do that when I make personal mixes.

"This is pretty feckin' cool....what is it?"

Once I had Pandora playing when I was in the other room and heard a song playing that I really liked. I knew that once I got back to check who it was that it was going to be a band I disliked for some reason, and sure enough it was. But getting past my mostly arbitrary dislike for certain bands is probably a good thing!

I am pretty sure there's a Jesus on my playlist somewhere.

I get that a lot.
It sounds so familiar. And after 5 minutes I finally figure it out.

If it all sounds the same it must be Zimmer. :smrt:

I get that a lot.
It sounds so familiar. And after 5 minutes I finally figure it out.

Sometimes I never do. :(


If it all sounds the same it must be Zimmer. :smrt:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I was going to make the exact same comment but thought it too easy.

pervert.

I remember both of us not liking the title at all then it just grew on us over night.

Funny how it worked.

If I'm not mistaken we never even thought about all the funnies the title could conjure up.



It was pretty easy for me not to put any spoilers into my reviews for The Corner or Terriers. I don't imagine it will be too hard for the series I just started up until I get into the 2nd season.



I'm just a crappy write who can write lyrics like nobodies business so I incorporate a lot of that sort of style into my Nuts then add in a few more words here and there so it doesn't sound so poetic. :p

Shh...that'll be our little secret.

i haven't written poetry or lyrics in years.

if i really let loose, my writing would flow more like kerouac stream of consciousness. i'm too restrained and conservative, as it is. one of my favorite writers, lester bangs, wrote in a very loose style like that. i love his reviews

that's how i'd more like to write

Jesus of Suburbia

I was going to make the exact same comment but thought it too easy.

Embrace the too easy. They rarely come.

buddha of suburbia

:eye::D

Smack in the mouth

:erm::D

I must insist on being a pessimist.

can i review talking heads, air, and radiohead for nut suite?

Embrace the too easy. They rarely come.

To be fair I quite like a lot of Zimmer.

I loathe a lot too.

Nolan's influence makes him lazy in variety but he does come up with some really cool ideas. They just get uber-repetitive and cut & pasty.

or did u guys have them lined up?

can i review talking heads, air, and radiohead for nut suite?

no. :p

:rofldata:

You don't have to ask.

First cum first nut. ...if that makes sense. :confused:

Sweet nuts

we're stretching now to come up with good "nut" jokes

Sweet nuts

The only reason I licked you, baby, was for the salt.

we're stretching now to come up with good "nut" jokes

We stretch.

It's a thing.

can i review talking heads, air, and radiohead for nut suite?

Talking Heads would be cool to get on there.

Most of my stuff is of the heavier end of the scale. I've tried to find stuff that isn't but I've failed.

beat a dead horse.

Let's nuke the bridge we torched 2000 times before.

There's 30 shriners?

30 that agree?

:shrugs:

I don't agree with this Neg character.

He's a fucking cunt.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about but there isn't 30 people on here that would ever agree with each other.

The polls only say so because they are flawed with MC answers.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about but there isn't 30 people on here that would ever agree with each other.

I'm sure we could find 30 Shriners that agree on STS being kinda mostly really pointless. :laugh:

That's probably the most ironic thing ever.

I'm sure we could find 30 Shriners that agree on STS being kinda mostly really pointless. :laugh:

That's the idiots flock together syndrome. Herd them toward the cliff edge and throw them a carrot.

That's probably the most ironic thing ever.

You said in one simple sentence what I tried to tell The Others all those years ago.

Dammit.


That's the idiots flock together syndrome. Herd them toward the cliff edge and throw them a carrot.

Are taking that carrot out of your trousers first?

Are taking that carrot out of your trousers first?

You know me too well. :blush:

We should fap...

...again.

I always forget that everyone doesn't use the white.

Been looking awesome for me since the start.

We're happier in the dark. :erm:

I have light blocking curtains.

I need my computer screen to be bright as the sun, though.

We're happier in the dark. :erm:

Black nail polish leaks out of my ass.

I must insist on being a pessimist.
And the survivalist throws cunts overboard.


We're happier in the dark. :erm:
It burns outside.

I have light blocking curtains.

I'd like those very much.


Black nail polish leaks out of my ass.

Like I always say... clench harder, cuckoo. :naughty:

Can I take the bus instead?

They weren't very expensive or hard to come by. I highly recommend them. Might want to throw a towel over the top if you have to have it 100% dark during the day. I'm cool with the dark gray palette it lends, though.

It's a metaphor for life, mir.

If you constantly live like that, your bum must be as white as this screen then. :D

Sorry for not posting in a while but I have been up to my fucking eyes in term papers and studying for finals.

If you constantly live like that, your bum must be as white as this screen then. :D

Tis

The fact that the site also has a nice shade of retina burning white is also annoying.

Sorry for not posting in a while but I have been up to my fucking eyes in term papers and studying for finals.

We'd thought you'd been kidnapped by Sparky.

They weren't very expensive or hard to come by. I highly recommend them.

I have thick linings behind the curtains but I have a street light outside my bedroom window. :mad: It gets through.

I don't like happy voicy Zimmer.
Lisa Gerard can suck my single-haired titties.
That'll shut that drama queen up.

You haven't broken it yet?

You haven't broken it yet?

It's useful once a week when I leave here at 2 am and remember I have to put the trash out for the next morning. :laugh:

It lights my way down the garden path.

It lights my way down the garden path.

THat paints such a euphoric vision of naked Doc in my head.

Little butterfly wings and green leaf shoes and all.

Shall we lump the elf fetishists in with the furries?

Let's.

"What's that blue thing doing here?" WTF?

:doc::doc::doc:

Sorry for not posting in a while but I have been up to my fucking eyes in term papers and studying for finals.

:erm: aren't you worried about papercuts on your eyes?
I would be.

Little butterfly wings and green leaf shoes and all.

I once was an ugly caterpillar.

:erm: aren't you worried about papercuts on your eyes?
I would be.

Anybody else just feel IU squirm a bit?

"What's that blue thing doing here?" WTF?

:doc::doc::doc:

:love:

I have listened to that track at least a dozen more times since I found a version I could put on my playlist.

the term papers are all covered in fap goo, so that the edges aren't sharp anymore. his eyes are safe

:erm: aren't you worried about papercuts on your eyes?


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CbcQB0wWk30/TocPUKnWMyI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/SMRVgjapukM/s1600/Applause_BW.gif

Anybody else just feel IU squirm a bit?

So who's going to post the pic? :)

Ninja'd. :happycroc:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lob443W2wV1qmnw5vo1_400.gif


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CbcQB0wWk30/TocPUKnWMyI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/SMRVgjapukM/s1600/Applause_BW.gif

:love:

I have listened to that track at least a dozen more times since I found a version I could put on my playlist.

Is that the elusive song? I was enjoying the randomness of it and then the blue thing came up and I pissed myself with laughter.



I'm in a puddle now. :sad:

take that love awaaayaaaayyyyaaaaaaayyy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jAfT22fc5M)

take that love awaaayaaaayyyyaaaaaaayyy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jAfT22fc5M)

I have Stop Making Sense on dvd, it's pretty cool.

That's a really good exploit. The crop is very finite.
I want to look for the template.
It reminds me of Struttin' Leo.

Don't spray me, bro

:erm: aren't you worried about papercuts on your eyes?
I would be.
Hadn't thought of that. clever.


Anybody else just feel IU squirm a bit?
Assholes.


http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lob443W2wV1qmnw5vo1_400.gif
Does it really come out all clear like that? I wouldn't know where to start looking to find out. I'm sure it's fake or that bitch is higher than a skydiver.

It looks like they sliced a goat. Look at how hairy the face is in the cut-away.

It was more liquid when we dissected sheep's eyes. Maybe because they weren't fresh.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lob443W2wV1qmnw5vo1_400.gif

gonna grow, up to be, be a debaser~


Is that the elusive song? I was enjoying the randomness of it and then the blue thing came up and I pissed myself with laughter.



I'm in a puddle now. :sad:

It is! The heart attack one is where I really lose it. I'd sort of forgotten the song existed, and then I was listening to another song off the album, remembered it, and looked it up. So much fun. ^^ It's super neat live, there are videos on YouTube!

I imagine a human is more jello-y than an animal's eye.
Almost clear, almost cloudy, depending if the person has Glaucoma or not...

Is it vitreous humor or aqueous humor.

You'd think aqueous but scientists are fucking bastards when naming shit. Make it all latin or name it after themselves.

Fucking cunts.

It looks like they sliced a goat. Look at how hairy the face is in the cut-away.

It was more liquid when we dissected sheep's eyes. Maybe because they weren't fresh.
Ah. I think your right. Can totally see it now.


Is it vitreous humor or aqueous humor.

You'd think aqueous but scientists are fucking bastards when naming shit. Make it all latin or name it after themselves.

Fucking cunts.
After themselves, cunts. The latin I thought was to avoid duplicate names and junk.

Factoid: Most derpy names for all things actual science is actually in Greek.
Nearly 70% of naming involves Greek over Latin.
Latin is the second-most common language used when making derpy names that only Scientists can giggle and titter over.

Does it really come out all clear like that? I wouldn't know where to start looking to find out. I'm sure it's fake or that bitch is higher than a skydiver.

It's from Un Chien Andalou. One of my favorite songs (Debaser) is about it. They used a dead calf for the eye shot.

Factoid: Most derpy names for all things actual science is actually in Greek.
Nearly 70% of naming involves Greek over Latin.
Latin is the second-most common language used when making derpy names that only Scientists can giggle and titter over.

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket, Professor Spanks-a-lot. (http://assets1.theroomsoundboard.com/LeaveYourCommentsPocket.mp3)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDw-hTuwcvA

This whole album is so good ; ;

I have Stop Making Sense on dvd, it's pretty cool.

which brings up an interesting question. if i want to review that, can i do it on the clock, with it being a full length film? even though it's just live footage

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket, Professor Spanks-a-lot. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfUj4QJGnok)

That's the idea~ (http://assets1.theroomsoundboard.com/ThatsTheIdea.mp3)

which brings up an interesting question. if i want to review that, can i do it on the clock, with it being a full length film? even though it's just live footage

See what Cuckoo says.

gonna grow, up to be, be a debaser~

I like the cut of your jib.


http://deadercuckoo5.blogspot.com/2011/11/talking-heads-name-of-this-band-is.html

Excellent. :D

i hate reading my stuff

Impossible rules, endless regulations...

...who goes up, who goes down
and why?


He doesn't even understand us.


Cuckoo is the one who should go
to hell.

which brings up an interesting question. if i want to review that, can i do it on the clock, with it being a full length film? even though it's just live footage

Hmm...good question.

It is Jonathan Demme.

It is one of the best concert films ever produced.

The question is, how much do you think you get into it without it sounding more like a review for an album?

rules and regulations have no meaning anymore
heeaarts ooon fiiire

Cuckoo is the one who should go
to hell.

I'm catching a ride with you, you pervert. :p

Now I'm watching the training montage, you bastard.

Cuckoo is the one who should go
to hell.

...half-breed.
*puts out cigarette before lighting another one, but not long before he hacks up a lung on the sidewalk where crabs, snakes and bugs unite*

Hmm...good question.

It is Jonathan Demme.

It is one of the best concert films ever produced.

The question is, how much do you think you get into it without it sounding more like a review for an album?probably focus on the visuals, sets, i dunno. funny, because i could just nut the album itself.

Now I'm watching the training montage, you bastard.

DRAAAGGOOOO!!!!!

...half-breed.
*puts out cigarette before lighting another one, but not long before he hacks up a lung on the sidewalk where crabs, snakes and bugs unite*

I left that part out.

....racial sensitivity.

Cher started singing, or something.

:erm:

You know what would've been awesome to see?
Him dropping a shot-glass of cough syrup into a glass of scotch.
:Like a motherfuckin' sir.jpg:

He's from the dirty south, now?

Houston was it?

Syzzzurp

Get crunk.

Yo :erm:

I left that part out.

....racial sensitivity.

Cher started singing, or something.

:erm:

Racial sensi--- :eye:

Half-breeds shouldn't be here. They fuck up the order.
Always a sneaky agenda.
They want down to be up, up to be down.
No order, no chaos. Just pure fucked up.
They're pissed cus their wings are tainted.
Their horns are blessed.
No life for them in any domain, not even the one that belongs to the meek.

*puts cigarette out on Bible*

I don't even know what's going on.

As far as I can tell I've been given permission to go to hell by his Negness.

...and there was almost a racial comment made......but it was left to Sparky.

What?

You're all perverts.

Go fap.

Ahh....Constantine. :)

I hope he's kidding.

We might need the milk and eye clamps, if he's not, Sparky.

I don't even know what's going on.

Ditto.

I haven't even seen Clockwork Orange :erm:

I haven't even seen Clockwork Orange :erm:


I hope he's kidding.

We might need the milk and eye clamps, if he's not.

:facepalm:

Ima lend you my Constantine blu-ray and force you to watch it.
With the subtitles on, so you don't miss a thing.

sts, the slutty years.

:rofldata: I just love making a post only to find out everyone was thinking the exact same thing I was <3

Is it candy raver time?

if he's not Sparky.

*flings his tattered brown burlap sack of a cloak in the air*
IT WILL BE ME! IT WILL ALWAYS BE ME~

I haven't even seen Clockwork Orange :erm:
I thought it was overrated. Everyone goin on about it being great.
See what expectations get you?

sts, the slutty years.




Is it candy raver time?

I hope so.

For it's time it was great.
I rather enjoy it, but not to the extent as other fanatics.
I do like using it as a reference for when I hear music in my head, which I think Mr Zimmer would be quite proud.
He's almost minimalist, really. The way he cuts and pastes. Building and stretching a theme.
A half-remembered theme~

See what expectations get you?

Expectations are a funny thing.

Sometimes they work for you.

Sometimes they slap you in the nuts and push you into the crossfire of two fapping perverts.

I thought it was overrated. Everyone goin on about it being great.
See what expectations get you?

It's great from a shut-in film student perspective (i.e me) because he breaks all the rules.

As a casual viewing experience it could easily annoy more than entertain.

Mr Zimmer
He's almost minimalist, really. The way he cuts and pastes. Building and stretching a theme.
A half-remembered theme~

I think of Zimmer as more of a new age artist with overt masculinity as of recently.

niters

Clockwork Orange actually really got under my skin. It was kind of weird. Sometimes movies have an effect on me that doesn't seem to match what I'm thinking in my head.

Clockwork Orange actually really got under my skin. It was kind of weird. Sometimes movies have an effect on me that doesn't seem to match what I'm thinking in my head.

The book is a fun challenge, once you figure out what the hell it's saying. You have to learn the language before it begins to make sense.

The book is a fun challenge, once you figure out what the hell it's saying. You have to learn the language before it begins to make sense.

book?

Oh ho ho

book?

:seriously:

book?

Also known as detailed Hollywood scripts.

...only better.


...usually.

The Notebook ends a trillion times better than the book.

Talking duck or some shit. That Nick Sparks guy is a fruit.

Just like our Sparks

I could print this out and... scissors .... and ... nm. :erm:

That's a small hole you're aiming for there, son.

:happycroc::happycroc::happycroc::happycroc::happy croc:

I'll be printing on A1 paper. :smrt:

That's a small hole you're aiming for there, son.

Has Doc told you about my sexual escapades with the Monohallucinatory Mountain disc? :erm:

Why, no. No, he hasn't.

GIS Penis Papercut guys. You have to.

GIS Penis Papercut guys. You have to.

:eye:

Is it weird that I saw the words "dick" right above the penis?
Just like "paper" was right above the paper?

Yikes. :shock:


Has Doc told you about my sexual escapades with the Monohallucinatory Mountain disc? :erm:

That was a reissue of Aleph at Hallucinatory Mountain in actual real mono. It sounds stupid but it has a very different atmosphere than the original. Much more obvious than the Piper reissue.

Almost forgot to say... pervert.

I fucking hate that I know what this is from.

Has Doc told you about my sexual escapades with the Monohallucinatory Mountain disc? :erm:

The only mountain I know is Bareback Brokeback Mountain.

GIS Penis Papercut guys. You have to.

:rofldata: Good lord. How? That must have been an angry piece of paper. It's hanging by a thread.

Oh ho ho
:dohoho:

I fucking hate that I know what this is from.

They look uber gay.
The gay vampire series?

Twinklight~

He can be the green pirate ranger, come 2014.

That was a reissue of Aleph at Hallucinatory Mountain in actual real mono. It sounds stupid but it has a very different atmosphere than the original. Much more obvious than the Piper reissue.

Almost forgot to say... pervert.

Meow-meow-meow.

You're one of those guys, are you?

I stuck my dick in it regardless...

...pervert.

Meow-meow-meow.

I was just being fanboy excite. :sad:







I have filed the inner circle to a sharp edge. You will find your next adventure a memorable one.

:popcorn:

I was just being fanboy excite. :sad:

:rofldata:

Don't make the sad face. I fully understand.

Gee-boo, I'm such an asshole sometimes. :laugh:



I have filed the inner circle to a sharp edge. You will find your next adventure a memorable one.

:erm: I noticed.

You did that a couple hours ago, huh?

:erm: I noticed.

You did that a couple hours ago, huh?

You need medical attention? I have a blunt needle and some waxed thread. :naughty:

You need medical attention? I have a blunt needle and some waxed thread. :naughty:

I just melted it back together with bacon grease. :)

I just melted it back together with bacon grease. :)

Nice. It'll smell better than usual.

Nice. It'll smell better than usual.


Don't sniff it, you pervert.

Eww.

Just nibble.

NIBBLE.

Don't sniff it, you pervert.

Eww.

Just nibble.

NIBBLE.

Dammit, that's going to be my niters dream thought. :sad:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xDi2_jHxJ-Q/TrJHSoiOvwI/AAAAAAAAAlQ/Swz0wre8uCE/s1600/I%2527m_Out.gif

Dream dreams of economic inequality and nuclear armaments, pookie <3

Niters Doc.

I shall dissect some eyeballs in your name.
Then dress them up to look like testicles and give them to needy patients waiting for testicle transplants :)

THe best is when Doc dreams of nibbling on some slab o' cuckoo. :)

Niters, old chum.

Really should watch these Saw movies, someday.

Really should watch these Saw movies, today.

Really should watch these Saw movies, someday.

How many have you seen?

You must have at least seen 1 to justify purchasing them all.

Doc leaves.

Everybody leaves.

His bum can't be that nice.

...

...can it? :erm:

prob cause it's late, cuckoo. and u probably got them full with your famous wings.

It's never late in STS Land.

We're open 24/7.

even it is true, we still need our sleeptime in order to get ahead in life. not to mention, not be as cranky in the mornings.

It's STS.

We thrive off of "cranky".

It's a thing.

Just ask Neg. :)

fair enough. just ship me about 1200 wings and ill forget the whole thing. (100 is enough, actually:p)

:eye:

Live chickens again.

A hatchet.

...and a bottle of hot sauce and a large pot filled with hot oil.

That's all you're getting from me.

:sad:

Aww, why the sad face, budgie?

I just figured you might like fresh chicky wings as opposed to the food poisony ones I initially considered.

Plus....chicken slaughter. :)

The ladies love that shit.

i can never consider to killin a live animal for the life of me, especially after witnessin that shit on survivor last week. i'll stick to robot chicken.

If it all sounds the same it must be Zimmer. :smrt:

Hans Zinger!

can i review talking heads, air, and radiohead for nut suite?

I don't see why not.

Aww, it ain't that bad.

You just burn a huge hole in their throat, stick a knife up their back, let 'em bleed it out and then toss 'em in an industrial spin cycle to remove all the feathers. :)

Quite pleasant actually.

Right?

...

right?