I remember that one! Nice use of recycling. ;)

yeah....it's a difficult image to forget...............but i love the panhandler's face.......that is the best "WTF" face ever.

i'm assuming that's the face this thread gets alot from the lurkers who just don't bother with this shit.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

This series is hilarious. :loldata:

We're up to 10. 3 more.

i'm assuming that's the face this thread gets alot from the lurkers who just don't bother with this shit.

Here's my usual expression around here:

...always save the best for last.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata: + :loldata: :loldata:

cuckoo, I hereby award you with the Best Shit Shooter of the Year award.

Enjoy it, my friend. Enjoy it.



And yes, if you want to know what he's doing, he's jerking two dicks.

i wonder if this will fit comfortably up my a----oh is this thing on?

Umm....i'd like to thank Mom and Dad......Baby Jesus.......budarc and Rick Says for asking the same inane questions i do......FFS Forums...well some of you, for letting us do what we do........but most of all Henry...Bless his soul...for being the inspiration of my series.

Thank you....thank you......and i'm gonna eat you all come New Years....you hear me? YOU HEAR ME?

Oh, sorry. We didn't have the cameras rolling that time. Would you mind doing a second take of that?

I swear, our cameraman's a monkey.

stupid monkey.

i should eat him

and then eat his entire monkey family.

Okay, so we're up to 160 photos in the archive, up to and including the award.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HA3O20TW

Try not to be funny anymore tonight, eh? :rolleyes:

Post-Bush Administration jokes aren't that funny anymore, I feel.

NOT FUNNY:

You didn't like it? I thought it was all right. Better than Master of Disguise at least.



Sorry, that's just an automatic thing to put Mike Myers and Dana Carvey together. :p

he shouldn't be Canadian.

i should eat his Canadian Citizenship

Other Canadians you should eat?



:naughty:

Other Canadians you should eat?


:naughty:

i all ready did four times.

and it keeps coming back.

it's kinda scary.

At least you have Jim Carrey. ;)



Funniest guy I know, Canadian or otherwise.

Or if Jim's not your thing...

yeppp

and

The Kids In The Hall:

Dan Akroyd:

Howard Shore:

David Cronenberg:
http://www.thecityreview.com/sgcronen.gif
Kiefer Sutherland:

Evangeline Lily:

Elisha Cuthbert:

Shania Twain:

Michael J. FOx: (who worked with THe Richard Kind)

&
William Shatner:


we had JOhn Candy, James Doohan & Phil Hartman :(

Damn, you know your shit. Canadian pride, bitch. ;)

By the way, I wasn't going to let this pic slide by me:



Do I want to know what's going on there? :loldata:

Fuck.....how could i forget about Lt. Frank Drebin himself?

Leslie Nielsin!!!!!!

Damn, you know your shit. Canadian pride, bitch. ;)

By the way, I wasn't going to let this pic slide by me:


Do I want to know what's going on there? :loldata:

Jack Bauer likes his booze a little too much.

he's very well known for his drunken hijinks around Hollywood

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Elisha Cuthbert... *drool*

Fuck.....how could i forget about Lt. Frank Drebin himself?

Leslie Nielsin!!!!!!



There you go. You got a whole legacy attributed right there. :)

he's very well known for his drunken hijinks around Hollywood

I see.



Daddy wouldn't be proud.



"Go to your room!"

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

funny guy, that Kiefer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCiageqMHJc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5k2kBOOZ6g

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

the 2nd one it appears he has the "shoot the shit" attitude going on.

from some pirate guy:
"Your Bitchass Fights my Pet then Me and loses and then you gonna Steal from my island!?!?! are you that much of a fuckin punkass bitch? Put it this way you just bought ur self a whole lotta shit home boy!!!! Nobody fucks with me faggot"

My Reply:
Yup......and I'm gonna keep doing it whether I get my ass kicked or not LOL

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

someone's taking their pirates game a little to seriously

from some pirate guy:
"Your Bitchass Fights my Pet then Me and loses and then you gonna Steal from my island!?!?! are you that much of a fuckin punkass bitch? Put it this way you just bought ur self a whole lotta shit home boy!!!! Nobody fucks with me faggot"

My Reply:
Yup......and I'm gonna keep doing it whether I get my ass kicked or not LOL

Man, that reminds me... I just got called a "fuckin' punkass bitch" today at the gas pump. Apparently I didn't see the guy ahead of the guy in front of me getting ready to drive off, so I didn't pull up enough to give him room. So he tells me to "pull up ahead." I'm already out of my car, so I tell him to just go around me. Then he starts screaming the obscenities to me. I ask him, "What's the big deal?" He says, "It's common sense, %$*& @(&" (or some such thing). I reply, "I didn't see him." And that was that. Good thing I didn't have to break out the fisticuffs. :rolleyes:

I wonder if it was the same asshole?

this guy pummeled me into the ground so i beat up his monkey again!

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

he's getting so mad!

i wish facebook supported the "loldata"s

What's his name? What level is he at? I can try and attack him for you.

check this guy out:


he calls himself Pitbull.

level 26 i think......fucker has like 125 people on his crew.

he just put a bounty on my head and someone collected on it.......

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

a 174th level guy...........fuck....do these guys seriously play this game for that long?

Bwa ha ha ha! Looks like the same asshole, too!

How the hell do you manage to fight someone at level 26? I thought you could only fight people at your own level.

my mistake....he's level 24 too......but his crew is well over a hundred more than my measely 7.

i should threaten to eat him and then beat his monkey up again.

he just put a bounty on my head and someone collected on it.......

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

a 174th level guy...........fuck....do these guys seriously play this game for that long?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Level 174? Man, that's lame. And I thought we didn't have lives...

So how much were you worth? ;)

my mistake....he's level 24 too......but his crew is well over a hundred more than my measely 7.

i should threaten to eat him and then beat his monkey up again.

You're Level 24? Fuck. It's been a while since I played...

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Level 174? Man, that's lame. And I thought we didn't have lives...

So how much were you worth? ;)
87,416

87,416

Not bad, I guess. How does that translate into real world money? Or "Canadian currency"? :-P

Holy hell! What I miss?

Not bad, I guess. How does that translate into real world money? Or "Canadian currency"? :-P

proabaly about 20 dollars and a six pack.


guys' getting really pissed at me though.....he keeps sending me PM's telling me i'm gonna regret beating up his monkey.

I laughed at him for this sentence, "you'll regret beating up my monkey, you faggot ass punk bitch"

....he got angrier

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Holy hell! What I miss?

The Chronicles of Henry, cuckoo's acceptance speech, Kiefer's drunken hijinks, and an angry pirate.

just another Wednesday night in Shoot the shit.

I'm still two pages back....

proabaly about 20 dollars and a six pack.


guys' getting really pissed at me though.....he keeps sending me PM's telling me i'm gonna regret beating up his monkey.

I laughed at him for this sentence, "you'll regret beating up my monkey, you faggot ass punk bitch"

....he got angrier

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

http://www.houseoftheorangemonkey.co.uk/monkey/hats/images/pirate1.jpghttp://www.azpuppets.org/pictures/MonkeyPirate.thumb.jpg

These should somehow be combined.....

Dammit, I said no more funny photos! ;)

These should somehow be combined.....

they all ready are.....if you could see me now sitting on my toilet with the statue stick up my ass preventing the shit from-----oh....um...........

.......mouse shit.

they all ready are.....if you could see me now sitting on my toilet with the statue stick up my ass preventing the shit from-----oh....um...........

.......mouse shit.


Nice diversion. :eye:

Now the tip of your award is brown.

Little poo is cuter than that big poo.

Mouse poo.

Wow a close up. There are surprising numbers of almost any kind of photo...

Looks like raisins. Hey, wait a minute...I've been eating those.........OH MY GOD!!!!!!

i like to see how many pieces of mouse pooh I can fit in my ears.


that's what my mom used to give us instead of Mickey Mouse ears, when we went to Disneyland.....she called them Our Family Mouse Ears.........i never really could hear her though.

What about nice, juicy, oily poo (with sesame seeds)?



Mmm...aardvark shit.

Ghadz I am on page four and still more nasty mouse poop pics. People love their scat photography....

Alright no more poo pictures for at least two pages, ghadzooks, nasty.



Nothing's worse than the smell of pig shit though.

Alright no more poo pictures for at least two pages, ghadzooks, nasty.

Nothing's worse than the smell of pig shit though.

Oh, how I love the smell of pig shit in the morning.



Okay. Starting...now.

All right, dudes. That's it for me tonight. I'm out.

Good night!

I think that's why pigs get a bad rap, they do smell pretty bad. You always know when you're passing the pig farm on the highway.
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/990/123983118140.gif
Later budarc.

niters.........we'll save a piece of budarc for y----oh wait you are budarc.......shhh...don't tell him.. 'kay?

Micky's dead......:)

I won't tell 'im. But in five minutes he'll probably come back on and say it's his last post.

those Mickey Mouse skeleton things are cool........

....if this were real life, it'd be weird, 'cuz we would both just be sitting there not saying anything to each other, both thinking about mouse shit and Commander Data.

No dood, I am doin other stuff too. DIstracted. It's just you sitting there quietly. lol I just discovered a gamma setting that I was looking for, now I will rule the world.

well, techincally it's not the real world and i'm not just sitting there......i'm trying to record music at the moment, but i can't quit get it right........and i think my pirate buddy is still ranting and raving at me.......i should stop and beat his monkey up again.

gimme gamma ray.

I wanna rule the world.

would it be okay if i post a picture of rebecca chambers sucking off a "zombie"?

Gamma is a video adjustment setting. I am getting into recoloring video. And...there can only be one!!!!!!

It's our old pal, catastrophe. Did you break out the crayons or something?

i have crayons.

i like the taste of Fuscha

would it be okay if i post a picture of rebecca chambers sucking off a "zombie"?

well?

let's have it


http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&friendID=478808672

well, he's not very much fun.

I should ask him if he would post a naked picture of me up here.

You should eat him.

maybe i will

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

that shark has genuine look of fright on his face.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

yah he knows hes lunch.

What's up with this? Horror erotica or what?
Kind of funny though.
random, I know.

What's up with this? Horror erotica or what?
Kind of funny though.
random, I know.

hmm...interesting in a sick way. :-P

:ohgod: :loldata: :loldata: :loldata: :loldata: :loldata: :loldata:
yah someone's way into aliens. I love aliens though.

speaking of Horror Erotica:

It's Dildo Pinhead!!!!!

Sodom and Gomorrah! Eghadzooks!

nop.
i just went zombie crazy and started painting all men in my H folder a grey skin.
well, most of them.

btw, kinda busy playing NAZI ZOMBIES on cod 5.

I can not for the life of me find out where this pig came from.....it's driving me nuts.......my head says i've seen it somewhere else before........but I'm not sure.............................YARRBLARRGGGHHHAA AAAAAAAARRRG!!!!!!

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/990/123983118140.gif

Can't help ya there. No idea where nightmarish pig puppet came from. It looks old. If it's not old, they did a good job.
Did you eat him?

see....i don't think it is that old.....late 70's maybe 80's i think.........i think who ever made it made the film look old and grainy. But the puppet itself looks fairly complicated to be any older than 40 years.

...and yeah.....i ate him.



.....whoa....wait.....that'd be tigertail eating me.


anyways.........i'm going for the shut eyes!

laters :)

Well, what little of the background you can see looks old, like victorian turn of the last century.
It does look like a fairly complex puppet though as far as how it's engineered, but wouldn't be too hard to do.

ok, i finished playing nazi zombies.
now im playing eternal sonata.
first off, ill upload the original picture of rebecca sucking off a human.

now, same picture, zombified, which is much more arousing to me.

We've created a monster......http://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/batmanogod.pnghttp://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/batmanogod.pnghttp://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/batmanogod.pnghttp://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/batmanogod.pnghttp://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/batmanogod.pnghttp://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/batmanogod.png

you? dont you mean nature? it was inevitable that my lust for women and reading those french resident evil hentai doujins made me want to be a zombie like in the doujins.

cartoon porn does nothing for me....
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qzd9HIsRWeA/RuK2sAXhnhI/AAAAAAAABD0/WJxMy4IUaOg/s320/Bugs+Bunny+Drag.bmp

you said it yourself, CARTOON.
anime is of much higher quality.

she'll never get pregnant that way!

Yeah I said cartoon...
Well, whatever floats your boat I suppose.

she'll never get pregnant that way!

of the 5692 H images i have, 5000 are oral sex.
im obsessed with it.

of the 5692 H images i have, 5000 are oral sex.
im obsessed with it.

:ohgod::ohgod::ohgod::ohgod::ohgod::ohgod::ohgod:

correction, 5011. just added 11 more, and zombified 6 of them

I fucked a zombie once.

now, same picture, zombified, which is much more arousing to me.



Um, maybe you just like interracial porn? :loldata:

speaking of Horror Erotica:

It's Dildo Pinhead!!!!!



Um...ouch? :(


I can not for the life of me find out where this pig came from.....it's driving me nuts.......my head says i've seen it somewhere else before........but I'm not sure.............................YARRBLARRGGGHHHAA AAAAAAAARRRG!!!!!!

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/990/123983118140.gif

Yeah, for some reason the image looks familiar to me too, but I just can't put my finger on it. My first instinct is that it was from Freaks, but I very much doubt it was. And trying to search for it on Google or YouTube has proven fruitless. I suppose one day we'll see it on late night cable and go OHHHHHH!!!! So that's where it's from!

Do any of you guys know where this gif comes from?

I am pretty sure that pedobear was probably not originally in there.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/gapere/pedobear.gif

clock tower for SNES.
only the scenery though.. the girl is also fanmade

Um, maybe you just like interracial porn? :loldata:

no, interspecies porn.

no, not animals, not plants.
ZOMBIES!

how about kitchen appliances?

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

they usually come with a nice little plug to stick up one's bum

that would fall under zoofaggotry.
lord furfag has more on this.

and posting giant grey cartoon penises here falls under?

tell me, senor yavin......i'm interested in this large grey man obsession you have......i might be able to jump on this. then we could pretend we're large grey men together :-P

ugh, call them zombies please.

and for me starting to like this, i blame society.

society has nothing to do with it.

you innability to enjoy green men has something to do with it.

why not post a pic of a green man's large throbbing penis......test those waters for a bit and tell me who is better "green" or "grey".

I'm sure Hulk will have something to say about it.


he has a humongous penis just ripe for your picking......yum.....gamma jizz.

Zombie monkeys.....look at this sexy little bitch.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4XnQhADt5yM/RecA_mxmeuI/AAAAAAAAAJc/G5GpWokInhg/s320/IMG_0972.JPG

why would i care about his size? not all of my (updated) 5036 oral sex images has one.
some of them are either invisible or completely inside the girls mouth.

i like to make stories involving sex and zombies whenever i zombify someone.

like this picture of sakura kinomoto getting raped by anonymous class student, zombified of course.
kerberos was extremely scared of zombies after playing resident evil 3, so he decided to watch a porn after playing to feel better.
bad news is: he had a mixed dream about it. now, the dream manifested itself in the real world and poor sakura had to pay for it.

oh....you're one of those boys......

"size doesn't matter on my grey men.....it's how they use it"

kay....i didn't fully understand......then this little guy might be quite the catch.

i like to make stories involving sex and zombies whenever i zombify someone.
whenever you "zombify someone"? you zombify people often? or is this just sort of a "I've been a good strangle little man, I think i'll treat myself today....i'll zombify someone!"


like this picture of sakura kinomoto getting raped by anonymous class student, zombified of course.
kerberos was extremely scared of zombies after playing resident evil 3, so he decided to watch a porn after playing to feel better.
bad news is: he had a mixed dream about it. now, the dream manifested itself in the real world and poor sakura had to pay for it.

i remember i like to simultaneously watch hardcore porn and Teletubbies.....my dreams are wonderful. lot's of "oh-oh's!", followed by the mail man or dishwasher repair man sodomizing Tinky Winky.

high five

suck my little grey penis, please

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

god


:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

that's something i never had to see again....yet stared at it longer than i should have.

I think I'm beginning to become immune to its scatological grossness. :-X

That's the one good thing about overexposure to shit, anyway. Right? Right? :erm:

maybe in some country's it's a delicacy.

I was thinking of tackling 1 man, 1 jar for my next project. The slogan can be something like this: "Shoot the Shit: Don't Break Off More Than You Can Screw."

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

tell me when you post that so i can not be here.

my buddy and i once wanted to parody "2 Girls One Cup" by making "2 Mansons 1 Cup"

it would be two guys dressed up as Marilyn Manson and well....you know the rest.......why Marilyn Manson?

the same reason there's The Richard Kind and Alex Chaplin.......i don't know.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Would you actually be taking a shit on camera, though? Well, I suppose it wouldn't be the first time.

I want to be the first to make 2 Cups 1 Man, in which I jizz in one cup, piss in the other, put it in a blender, then pour the mixture all over my naked body in the tub while shitting diarrhea and blood on myself.

Too far, you say?

it's only too far if you finish it off with me dumping a bucket of my pubic hair on your all ready sticky body.

then we roll around naked in the mess giggling and puking like a couple of bulimic high school girls

it's only too far if you finish it off with me dumping a bucket of my pubic hair on your all ready sticky body.

That's gross, man.

You took it too far. :(

:loldata:

But yeah, there's some pretty sick fucks out there. :eye:

That's gross, man.

You took it too far. :(

:loldata:

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

and i could probably take it further if i thought about it, but you don't wanna hear about it.........i sure don't

Yeah, that's the bad thing about having a creative mind; your imagination knows no bounds.

For example, I have this idea involving a pork chop and a bloody tampon, placenta and diarrhea, a piece of shit shaped like a donut with corn kernal sprinkles, a black man and a Jew with a bowl of Vaseline and a banana peel...well, I could go on.

We are sorely lacking a vomit emoticon around these parts. :-X

Yeah, that's the bad thing about having a creative mind; your imagination knows no bounds.

For example, I have this idea involving a pork chop and a bloody tampon, placenta and diarrhea, a piece of shit shaped like a donut with corn kernal sprinkles...well, the list goes on.
you mean all in one scenario?


We are sorely lacking a vomit emoticon around these parts. :-X

there are quite a few emoticons this place is missing......some of them are fairly common too........but "vomit" is a must.....as well as "crying", "sleeping" or "nervous smile"

EDIT: mouse shit
http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/hannah_montana_2.PNG

you mean all in one scenario?

But of course!

:loldata:

have you seen the 3 new Alice pics that were released.......nothing much different....but it looks like Burton is using real rabbits for the "White Rabbit" and "The March Hare"
perhaps Michael Sheen and Noah Taylor are going to be their voices only.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1014759/

Pretty cool. This thing is really coming underway...I've already begun to see teasers at the local movie house. Should be pretty great. :)

i should eat tim burton

And fuck his wife. God, her fucking dark eyes turn me on.

i have dark eyes.....why don't they turn you on? :(

see? this is where I needed a crying emoticon.

And fuck his wife. God, her fucking dark eyes turn me on.



I <3 her.

Holy shit.....i've never seen this pic before

i have dark eyes.....why don't they turn you on? :(

see? this is where I needed a crying emoticon.

Oh, they do turn me on, cuckoo. They do. :naughty:



There is a crying emoticon, but it's pretty pathetic: :'(

Holy shit.....i've never seen this pic before



That's pretty awesome.

There is a crying emoticon, but it's pretty pathetic: :'(

that's not crying.....that's a single tear that looks like a facial deformity..............i'm talking full on water works here

I <3 her.

join the club ;)

I think we need a mooning emoticon: http://www.geocities.com/newhcmfemoticons/e73.gif

And this one is pretty obvious: http://www.geocities.com/newhcmfemoticons/e78.gif

budarc wakes up to morning wood:

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5941887,00.jpg

:confused:

ow fuckkkkkkk

http://www.buzzinbizarre.co.uk/files/2008/04/user756_1157514477.JPG

reminds me of Hot Fuzz

Dude, that's...no. Ouch.

atleast it's not a car accident with the either the brains all over the road or half a head......i glanced at a few of those......bleech.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

that is totally me and my public boner!

There's actually a website devoted to all of that shit.

http://www.awkwardboners.com/

Now why didn't I think of this before?

just so Rick Says doesn't feel left out when he shows up:

EDIT: Ah shit, you beat me to it!

Why am I the big one? :loldata: And why is rick leaning on me? :loldata: And why do you look like you're melting? :loldata:

You ever get the feeling we're just jerkin' ourselves off here? ;)

if we keep posting pics of public boners, eventually i can sneak one in of me getting a boner that time i went to Disneyland and visited the Country Bears......the were boneriffic and humped them like a horny dog.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:



Well, that's the last one for me. I'm out!

:loldata:

why? WHY?!?!

:loldata:


laters

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_Planet_of_the_Apes/helena_bonham_carter_planet_of_the_apes_001.jpghtt p://www.darkhorizons.com/assets/0003/0342/apes2_small.jpg

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1249/woody.jpgfunny shit

Right, just because you color over them grey don't mean they are zombies...

she always reminded me of Victoria Beckham in that movie for some reason.

There's five things wrong with this picture......
See if you can name them all.

I'm off right now, but quick guys, vote for the creepypig emoticon! ;)

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The first three suggested by yours truly.

I think she has a strange face. The chimp makeup made it better!
I remember digging her thrashed out half there look in Fight Club.

L8er budarc.

There's five things wrong with this picture......
See if you can name them all.
seems fairly accurate to me......

It's the shoot the shit shift change again.

pretty much.......
i'm shifting right now......get it? GET IT?

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

aww..gawd....why hasn't anybody eaten me yet?

Grey man make catastrophe boner.

Um sorta....?
Punching in.

Grey man make catastrophe boner.

i'm not sure if he thought i was just a little bit retarded or he knew i was poking fun at him or maybe a little bit of both.......either way, that was a very different conversation

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Yeah, good job. If not, maybe he'll clue in when he reads your comments now....

maybe.

but that's what he gets for posting a pic where there's no female nudity.....just a large grey penis.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Maybe JUST mayyyyyyyyyybe.
Ya know, getting actually aroused and obsessed with manga pron and announcing it are two different things. Just wants to be one of the khule kids I guess.
My interests and fetishes are wierder than yours are, see how different I am??
SEE!???

900 posts! Jebbuz.

that's what happens in GD.....you get more posts than you really want.

apparently some of these yahoos here think it's something to be proud of.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

It's pretty fucking wild. I didn't even look at my post count until now.
Crazy shit.
People take pride in a lot of unwarranted insignificant things don't they?
This is what net culture has turned into.
Kids these days, I tell ya!

sadly, i don't think some of them are kids.

we should eat them

I'm listening to Prokofiev's War and Peace, Op. 91, painting a picture of a dying flower and "shooting the shit"

.....one of these 3 things doesn't belong

yer right, some are aging gen xers and gen Yers
some are all growed up

shooting the shit is not a crime!

i wonder how posts i would have if i didn't double/triple post all the time.

:loldata: :loldata:

shooting the shit is not a crime!

we should make it one.

maybe then sexman will come back.


SEXMAN!!!!

Sexman is enjoying his summer no doubt.
SEXMAN!!
That or he's vanity surfing googling his own name right now!

I'm quite looking forward to "The Road"

http://weinsteinco.com/#/film/road/

Ah it's got Viggo Mortensen in it. Haven't heard much about it.
I am looking forward to District 9.
http://www.d-9.com/

The Road : Like Lord of the Rings with People, coming sooon.

yeah District 9 looks pretty cool......although i thought it looked better in the teaser that came out quite a few months ago, before they had all the FX shots of the aliens.

although i just read that there's a Star Wars concert happening in October at the Key Arena in Seattle that I'm gonna have to go see.

http://www.starwarsinconcert.com/#

Cool. Oct. 15th the tour will be in Portland as well @the Roseland.
Also in San Jose at the HP Pavilion!

now my plans for a trip down the west coast might actually change to a later date.......:-\ ....hmm.....interesting.

That would be fun. I saw Black Sabbath at the HP Pavilion with Ozzy. It's a fairly large arena, where The Sharks play....
Not been to Roseland yet.

Also in San Jose at the HP Pavilion!




That would be fun. I saw Black Sabbath at the HP Pavilion with Ozzy. It's a fairly large arena, where The Sharks play....

Yeah, I've seen Matchbox Twenty and Jeff Dunham at the HP, as well as the Sharks.

Anyway, I'm heading out again, just checked in to see the latest!

That would be fun. I saw Black Sabbath at the HP Pavilion with Ozzy. It's a fairly large arena, where The Sharks play....
Not been to Roseland yet.

any of those arenas would be pretty cool i guess.....i'm missing out on 2 John Williams shows this summer, so this is the next best thing I guess.

*cuckoo blinks....stunned*

was that budarc who just ran by in nothing but a superman cape?

Later budarc. A hit and run again.
I gotta eat.

i'm having two cinnamon buns and a cup of tea for dinner

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i want chicken....

i want liver.....

.....meow-mix, meow-mix....please deliver.

Hamburger and french fried pertaterz

Later, dudes!







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So...what's going on?

Digesting. just shooting the shit.

Damnit.
Why?

Digesting. just shooting the shit.

You're fucking killing me with your french fries and hamburgers, you know that? ;)

I had yogurt and an apple for dinner. *sigh*

Hamburger and french fried pertaterz

i thought you funny guys called them "Freedom Fries" now

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or does that name just not fly?

You're fucking killing me with your french fries and hamburgers, you know that? ;)

I had yogurt and an apple for dinner. *sigh*

your dinner sounded kind of healthier than mine.

i should eat you for health reasons.

Please do. There's nothing but skin and bones...

And cock. :naughty:

the burger was small. The potato was smallish too.
salt pepper topatio

Please do. There's nothing but skin and bones...

And cock. :naughty:
i just like sucking on the bones

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Fuuuuck.



I want that in my hole right now!!!

Fuuuuck.

I want that in my hole right now!!!

God Dammit.....so do I

after you put Rick's meat it in your hole....give it to me.

I'll put Rick's meat in my hole

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I'd suck your wiener right now just for some hot greasy fat running down my thighs...uh, I mean, face.

http://www.rebelscum.com/sdcc09/hasbro-sw/IMG_1002.JPG
I had a nice small burger and a few fries is all.
I'll probably eat again later I got some german sausages.
lol

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I'd suck your wiener right now just for some hot greasy fat running down my thighs...uh, I mean, face.



.....and then it'd harden into an oily paste and we'd both rub it all over our faces to show Henry.

I'll probably eat again later I got some german sausages.
lol

:eye:

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2008/12/01-07/Homey%20the%20Clown.bmp

Homey don't play that.

Man, those sausages are good.

.....and then it'd harden into an oily paste and we'd both rub it all over our faces to show Henry.

God, that's fucking sick, homoerotic, and hunger-inducing all at the same time. :loldata:

I guess we're all licking our chops right now.



Mmm...pork chops. *drools*

I guess we're all licking our chops right now.

i'm actually whacking it to Homey The Clown.

Clown face......so sexy.

Ted Danson knows all about clown face.................no wait....that's not-----oh.

Mmm...ridiculously large pizza...

$$$$
Yeah, I could eat again, give me a half hour or so.

Mmm...greasy fast food.



What? ...what's that? Oh. I think I just came.

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Mmm...milk...

dinner time :naughty:



and dessert time too :naughty:

Ted Danson...no clue....

WTF that show has gotten wierd. er.

dinner time :naughty:



After they're finished with the food, you think they're going to eat her, too?

'Cause...fuck the food. I want her.

And where's he gonna put that root thingie?
Up her wazzoo?

ahh yes....up the wazzoo.

i can't tell you how many times in the cooking business i've put a squash up a gir's wazzoo.

lol she made the cover!

I know where I'd put the root thingie...

I mean...uh...what?

The first thing I'd eat off that "platter" are the roses. ;)

oh look...dinner time again all ready?

all right.

She actually...in that one, she looks kind of dead. Notice the fish eyes?

There's something incredibly demeaning about that.

WHat if she starts to sweat on the food?
What if she's leaking a little?
What if?

this is a fairly accurate depiction of what it's like to work in a kitchen

http://www.pleaselink.me/_/myconfinedspace/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2008/12/nsfw-sexy-cooks.jpg

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right. :rolleyes:

So I got a fucking flat tire on my way home from work today. I put on the spare and that's flat, too. :rolleyes: Now tomorrow I have to go and buy a new tire. And I just got fucking paid today, too. God damn it....

Yeah right, all cooks are lesbians.

That sucks. Well, tires can be cheap or now, it's up to you.
I just get mine al Walmart where they are cheapest myself.

Yeah right, all cooks are lesbians.

i'm a lesbian.

proud of it too. :)

So I got a fucking flat tire on my way home from work today. I put on the spare and that's flat, too. :rolleyes: Now tomorrow I have to go and buy a new tire. And I just got fucking paid today, too. God damn it....



sucks man.......

......i don't own a car anymore....and i'm not planning on it anytime soon.......everywhere I go is either within walking distance or along a transit route.....plus, gas price's suck ass.

Hey, I am a lesbian too!

sucks man.......

......i don't own a car anymore....and i'm not planning on it anytime soon.......everywhere I go is either within walking distance or along a transit route.....plus, gas price's suck ass.

That sounds like the life. Unfortunately I have to commute 25 miles to work everyday (and back), and I fucking hate public transportation. I did that all throughout college and it fucking sucked ass.

I'll try cruising Wal-Mart's webpage to see the prices. Do they balance them there, too?



Just because. ;)

Yeah, they balance 'em. They are usually cheapest unless someone else is having some kind of mega sale or something.

jesus christ....how'd they even get that cap on that little bugger?

Yeah, they balance 'em. They are usually cheapest unless someone else is having some kind of mega sale or something.

God motherfucking dammit. So apparently the Wal-Mart across the street from me doesn't have a tire & lube service. I'd have to go all the way to Milpitas on a flat, temporarily-inflated tire. Too bad I don't have a goddamn Costco card.

Well, this just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?

i can give you lube service

jesus christ....how'd they even get that cap on that little bugger?

I don't know!

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