I'd tap tha....ooooh nice worktop !

yes...i know....i'm quite fond of the wood panelling checkered floor mixing into the linoleum checkered kitchen floor.

smart....very smart indeed.

gonna need a cute pic boost here...after shrink wrapped heads.

http://i31.tinypic.com/24p9dfo.gif

i'm not so sure i'd call that cute.

we need Mew-Mew

not sure cute....1st pic i found under that title !

saran wrap bread heads?

Mew-Mew

saran wrap bread heads?

Mew-Mew

saran wrap bread heads?

Mew-Mew

saran wrap bread heads?

Mew-Mew

saran wrap bread heads?

Mew-Mew

saran wrap bread heads?

Mew-Mew

saran wrap bread heads?

Mew-Mew

saran wrap bread heads?

Mew-Mew

saran wrap bread heads?

Mew-Mew

saran wrap bread heads?

Mew-Mew

saran wrap bread heads?

Mew-Mew

no?.....

we'll settle with bread head

anyone got this chicks number....?



well,...she's hotter than my ex....that was like...>

you missed out on our Rosie O'Donnell hour here at "shoot the shit"

i hate the woman.

yeah i'm already gettin bad vibes from the pic....and not jus 'cos she reminds me of having to help wax my ex's forearms just so she could see her watch !.

thats her !...no,...wait,....she had darker fur !....

you guys think i'm joking ! she was so hairy....ever her ass cheeks had hair on them!.NOT EVEN MY ASS HAS HAIR ON IT !

i don't really need to hear about it.......i saw many a traumatizing pic, when i image googled "hairy women"............the one i posted was the only tasteful pic.

whats with these women though ????

its like...they think of a list of things that make women feminine...then they go out of their way to DO THE OPPOSITE.....!My ex was like,"we don't have much sex!"....and i'm like,"I told you 1,000 times....when have you ever seen a PornStar hold up a gangbang so one of the guys can help weave the girls back-hair out of the way?".

it makes no sense to me ! is this supposedly evolution...the spieces dying off!

the girl just wasn't for you, man......i'm sure there's some guy out there that likes that shit and they'll be made for eachother.

so whatever.

to each his or her own i guess.

image googling can be really really really traumatizing sometimes.

i was looking for funny anus pics......like a veggie that looked like an anus or something.........i found some horrible pics of prolapsed anus...torn out of it's ass.....fuckin' sick.

i may never be the same again.

the goatsee one i found while searching "big jugs" was pretty bad.....

its like the furthest thing in the universe i was expecting......

which one was that?

oh gawd.........never mind.............

MINE EYES!!!!!!!!!

i'm blind!!!! i can't tell if i'm triple posting or not!!!!!!!

gay guy pulling his ass {with "stuff" dribbling out of it} as wide open as you can imagine...even with machine tools...in your worst nightmares....

the thumbnail was a beautiful pair of hugely sized nipples...but when i clicked it....

the horror....THE HORROR

# ahem

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god doesn't live here anymore.

just to help with those nightmares...

"help" is not the word

"assist" !?

can't find those barbra bush pix !

....and on that note, i'm going to bed

laters!

nitey nite

XD

lol... and i was just about to go to bed ! damn these times zones....

hottie chick from myspace emailing me.....again. {Yes,i checked it was really a girl,not post-op or anything...} doubt they'll be much progress...but,i give it a chance !

cutesy animal stuff

and...









aww loves him so much...wants in him !

triple posting asshole that i am...bringing everyone down...[where are you guys!?]

didn't it used to be called "Can Of Whoop-Ass"...!?

think this guy tried the Tree-Sex !

This guy just doesn't know what's going on...

that some pretty flamboyant Tree-Sex !

I'm just glad that the guy's wearing a hat. Cause it just might drip.

whenever anything gets hot...it drips !

One day, an indian guide and a hunter are out looking for buffalo when the guide suddenly puts his ear against the ground.

Indian Guide: "Buffalo come"

Hunter: "That's amazing! How do you know?!"

Indian Guide: "Ear sticky"

LOL.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a monkey in a cage.
He asks the bartender,"Whats with the monkey".Bartender won't tell him.
He spends the whole evening asking & asking.
Finally at closing,the bartender says,"o.k. once i lock up,i'll tell you whats with my monkey".
Customers have left,Bars closed.Bartender unlocks the cage.
Sits the monkey on a stool...and smacks the monkey over the head with a baseball bat,.....the monkey then proceeds to unzip the bartender and give him a blowjob.

Now,...we're not talkin any-old-blowjob,but,...like the BEST BLOWJOB IN THE WORLD.
Eye contact,slurping noises,throat action,tickling the balls,tongue-ing the balls...you name it !
The guy sits there STUNNED as the monkey "finnishes up"...!

The bartender asks the guy if he wants to try it.....
The guy says,"Fuck yeah,just don't hit me so hard with that bat".

now you know how he really got that Double-O rating !

This guy walks into a bar and he sees a jar filled with $100 bills. He asks that bartender what the moneys for. The bartender tells him: "the money goes to whoever can complete the 3 tasks. First, you got to punch that biker that in the corner out with 1 hit. Second, there's a german shephard out back with a sore tooth. Ya gotta pull the tooth out. Third, there's a nun upstairs that you have to deflower".

After a few beers, the guy says: "Ok. I'll do it!"

So he goes over to the biker and punches him out with just one punch. He heads over to the back door and when he walks outside, the bartender can hear a bunch of barking and yelping. A few minutes later, the guy comes back inside and asks the bartender: "So where's the nun with the sore tooth?"

lol

Guy walks into a bar and he sees an old guy with a dog....after patting the dog,the dog starts lickin' it's balls.

The guy laughs and says,"Gee! Wish I could do that!".

Old guy says,"He's in a good mood,give him a cookie & I'm sure he'll let you".

Three jews walk into a bar. Three weeks later, they own it.

pic for cuckoo...may have been his handy work !

Three jews walk into a bar. Three weeks later, they own it.

would be funny if it wasn't so true ! heheheh

This reminded me of Cuckoo for some reason...



But then I realized... Nah, that stuff is just too clean.

i get the feeling cuckoo spends his offline hours with some pretty unique passtimes...like betting on lobster knife fights.

Or fighting with the people next door.

yeah, a....



with the....

or a kid from...

All piloted by....



and witnessed close up,by...


{I'm bringing the business-at-the-front party-at-the-back mullet back single-handidly !}

&

Which one doesn't belong?

this one....

lol.

heres my checklist for trawling on myspace.It never fails.

o.k. i gotta go....see ya

see ya later

Glad to see this place has finally got a mind of its own. :)

Funny shit, guys.

it's like "Shoot The Shit: The New Class".



budarc is Mr. Belding

I suppose that makes you Screech.

We're there in every single series.

it's sad really.

I died. Now zombie.

Rick Says is Zombie Kelly Kapowski.

Give more braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.

oooh....rick.

do introduce us to that nice young man with the sunken eyes, you're with escorting.


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Oxycodone.
Percocet is a trade name of Endo Pharmaceuticals for a narcotic pain killer containing oxycodone and acetaminophen. It is used to treat moderately severe to severe acute (short-term) pain. The main ingredients of Percocet are oxycodone, and acetaminophen.
# In the movie Pineapple Express, the cannabis dealer Saul Silver is asked if he has any Percocet.
My Nurse practitioner prescribed me five(5.)

football's empty.

hook a cuckoo up.

it's like "Shoot The Shit: The New Class".



budarc is Mr. Belding

Ooh! Who am I?!?!

Take your pick:



Wow, that's gay even for the '80s.

choose a member of THOR (http://www.thorcentral.com/mp_redesign/html/photo_pages/promo.html)

I'll go with Zack. Never was a big fan of Slater and that other guy's just plain ugly. XD

umm...the other guy?

that'd be Screech.

i'm Screech, you sonofabitch. :loldata:

i make home made porn and wonder what happened to my career......wait.....career?

Hi guys,....well, my myspace "relationship" seems to have expired after a 36 hour orgy of e-mails !heheheh.



maybe i should change my look !?

Hi guys,....well, my myspace "relationship" seems to have expired after a 36 hour orgy of e-mails !heheheh.

and that's why i pick up guys on "shoot the shit".

budarc is a hot piece of ass.

LOL Sweet Sweet Candy mmmmm

i ain't on here long...i gotta leave for work....once i'm there though i'll be tiny-pic-ing all over the place !.

you and your weird time zones.

it's midnight where i am.

i'm naked and ready for some "shoot the shit" action.

every now and then, someone must ask:

"is cuckoo serious?

i can't tell anymore.

what a sonofabitch."

that's right, kids....i am naked sonofabitch looking for some "shoot the shit" action. :naughty:

erm,...its 08:00 here.....or add half hour to make distinction from the "u.k." !

see ya soon. {i am not naked}

laters.


{you should be}

{i think we should all go to work naked, then i wouldn't be the only one having to deal with the cold hands of the law everytime i head off for the day}

my attempts to turn "shoot the shit" into a nudist colony has failed.

you bunch of clothed bastards.

i should eat you all.

"*munch-munch-munch* i'm still naked" i would say.

not that appealing knowing i'm gonna eat you all in the nude, is it?




apparently this tactic isn't working either, is it?

"Double posting

One common faux pas on Internet forums is to post the same message twice. Users sometimes post versions of a message that are only slightly different, especially in forums where they are not allowed to edit their earlier posts. Multiple posting instead of editing prior posts can artificially inflate a user's post count. Multiple posting can be unintentional; a user's browser might display an error message even though the post has been transmitted or a user of a slow forum might become impatient and repeatedly hit the submit button. Multiple posting can also be used as a method of trolling or spreading forum spam. A user may also send the same post to several forums, which is termed crossposting. This problem was inherited from Usenet and is a common complaint in many forums. Many forums allow for a message to be deleted or edited, solving this problem."

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"Spamming

Forum spamming is a breach of netiquette where users repeat the same word or phrase over and over, but differs from multiple posting in that spamming is usually a willful act which sometimes has malicious intent. This is a common trolling technique. It can also be traditional spam, unpaid advertisements that are in breach of the forum's rules. Spammers utilize a number of illicit techniques to post their spam, including the use of botnets.

Some forums consider posts consisting solely of: Thank you., I love it. � or similar phrases � spam."

"Troll

A troll is a user that repeatedly and intentionally breaches netiquette, often posting derogatory or otherwise inflammatory messages about sensitive topics in an established online community to bait users into responding, often starting flame wars (see below). They may also link to shock sites or plant images on networks that others may find disturbing in order to cause confrontation. Trolls known as gravediggers (or necromancers) purposefully post in old and irrelevant threads simply to bring that thread to light again. Responding to a troll's actions is known as 'feeding the troll' and is generally discouraged."

"Sock Puppet

The term sock puppet refers to someone who is simultaneously registered under different pseudonyms on a particular message board or forum. The analogy of a sock puppet is of a puppeteer holding up both hands and supplying dialogue to both puppets simultaneously. A sock puppet will create multiple accounts over a period of time, using each user to debate or agree with each other on a forum. Sock puppets are usually found when an IP check is done on the accounts in a forum."

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

....it's like wikipedia knows who we are.


....and this emoticon was made for this thread.........well....it should have been.
:stopposting:

seriously, who is this guy and why do i or does he look like me?

Lunch time here !

anyone...still....around !?

we need pussy.....we need.... :

me triple posting again...but worth it !



jeeesh ! we are totally out of sinq !

lunch time for you is 5:30 in the morning for me.

i should eat your time zone.

Big Ben will be pleased !

too late...big bug got there first !

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water filter.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."

The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.

"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.

The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

"Like what?" asked the bartender.

"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.

The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.

So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.

The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.

"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.

With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."

The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.

The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.

The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"

The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

"Sock Puppet

The term sock puppet refers to someone who is simultaneously registered under different pseudonyms on a particular message board or forum. The analogy of a sock puppet is of a puppeteer holding up both hands and supplying dialogue to both puppets simultaneously. A sock puppet will create multiple accounts over a period of time, using each user to debate or agree with each other on a forum. Sock puppets are usually found when an IP check is done on the accounts in a forum."

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

....it's like wikipedia knows who we are.

Oh man...that's embarrassing. They pegged us.

So today I had another bout with the magic ponies. I sparkled and frolicked again. It neighed and flew around and then took me to the magic pony kingdom.

Basically, that's just a roundabout way of telling all you good folks that I

love

unicorns

That crap coming out of his mouth looks like a shit penis. XD

Yes, I believe it's a suction cup dildo covered in excrement.

The dude's bald head and most of his body also appears to be covered in feces.

I can only assume the thing he's about to consume in the pie crust is human flesh strips covered in buffalo shit sauce. Sick fucker.

the pic has so many different layers of "holy shit" to it, it's unbelievable.

Wow, a new reason to see Robin Williams in "World's Greatest Dad":

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/ynews;_ylt=AjDcmj09NUalS6zFpzlkbHdRF78C;_ylu=X3oDM TFhdDVrbm50BHBvcwMzBHNlYwN5bl9yXzNzbG90X3ZpZGVvBHN sawN2aWQtZXYtbGluaw--?ch=4226715&cl=15108124&lang=en

Awesome.

Also, why the hell isn't Bobcat's voice all screechy and stuff in the interview? You're telling me it was a character choice all along? :(

i love that line "i'll stab you in the face"

when i first saw that, i was sold on this movie.

and i wouldn't even know it was Bobcat if it didn't say it was him......i'd probably be like who is that? i know him!!! but who is that guy?!?!?

That gives me a great idea for a new "shoot the shit" group project. We should all find ponies, take pictures of said ponies, and post it on this thread for all to see! That way we can take notes and compare...and 20 years from now, look back on it and think..."Wow. My pony looks young." For, um, medical reasons, you see. Not because I have a strange fetish for ogling other people's ponies....

I just wanted to get this thing started.

Here is a picture of my pony:



And yes, it can double for a pink, sparkly, lovemuffin.

Note the lack of toilet paper in the bowl; I don't wipe. Au natural, baby.


EDIT: Before (above) and after shot:

And just in case cuckoo gets shy, here is a picture of his pony:



rick says declined to comment:

o hai guise what have i mis-

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And just in case cuckoo gets shy, here is a picture of his pony:




sometimes when it's really late at night, my anus pokes out a little and points up.......thus the giant mess spewing out back.

it's fun, if you're at a the water park.....anywhere else it's just messy and sometimes embarrassing.

hey guys i like your ponies can i have one? ^^;;

can i have one too?! they're so adorable.

and sometimes when it's really late at night, a pony pokes it's head out of my anus and rapes the neighborhood cats and dogs.

that or it's just grandpa's penis still lodged up there.......it's magical.

you should get that looked at

no one wants to

do you?

i don't.

i close my eyes real tight and feel it "glarp" it's way out of my anus and just wait for it to all be over.

then i'm really silent and kinda gloomy the next morning.

kinda like when Grandpa used to.....well..........Santa was a bad man.

Since we're posting our ponies, here is mine:



This will forever be my favorite pony. ^^

At first, I was like wow, they're posting ponies, that's interesting.

And then, it was like, wait, this smells of Mandi.

Finally, I was like, I wonder what the pictures originally were...

the pictures were of starving unhappy ponies without any hair.

we decided to gay things up a little.

we'll "we" as in "I had no idea ponies fell out of all our anuses"

that's my pony

:3

my pony's name is "Catherine"

Catherine is very familiar with bestiality.

it's sexy.

we all ready posted our pony pics a few days ago.

if you want go back and take a look.

At first, I was like wow, they're posting ponies, that's interesting.

And then, it was like, wait, this smells of Mandi.

Finally, I was like, I wonder what the pictures originally were...

Man, if I was thinking this through, I totally would've saved Pinkie Pie for you.

You can have this pony instead:



You even get a pony bud.



also it was poop :(

Here's mine!

You even get a pony bud.





and we all know what a "pony bud" means in FFS

-.-

anyways i'm going for dinner and i'll come back and see how far up the wall budarc flies after he's seen you guys have abused your powers and edited our posts

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Thanks, I guess!

It's Shoot the Shit. Fecal matter is par for the course. Are you going to change every picture in this thread to ponies?

and we all know what a "pony bud" means in FFS

We sure do! It means a pal that also happens to be a pony.

It's great we know so much about pony friends here!

Thanks, I guess!

It's Shoot the Shit. Fecal matter is par for the course. Are you going to change every picture in this thread to ponies?

I don't look at this thread, generally speaking. I was told to edit the pics by our fearless leader and I happily obliged.

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anyways i'm going for dinner and i'll come back and see how far up the wall budarc flies after he's seen you guys have abused your powers and edited our posts

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

i don't think it was abuse of power. they were disgusting pictures that weren't even spoilered out. an admin's duty, among other things, is to moderate, which is what was done.

bUDARC IS GONNA BE TICKED. tHIS IS GONNA BE HILARIOUS. xd.

wHY IS MY cAPS lOCK BUTTON ON?

i don't think it was abuse of power. they were disgusting pictures that weren't even spoilered out. an admin's duty, among other things, is to moderate, which is what was done.

It was Sarah's suggestion anyway, and since she pays for these forums I certainly think she has the right to decide that disgusting poo pics should be edited into ponies or kittens. If people want to post poo to their hearts content, they can get their own forum.

Until then, I'll be posting ponies.

batpony and robinpony :)

any phoenix ones? /me is hopeful

And, I'll post poo

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/mr.gif

well howdy ho!

i havent been here in a while... i've been doing this :

http://right-thoughts.us/images/uploads/Britney_skeletor.gif

batpony and robinpony :)

any phoenix ones? /me is hopeful

I tried, robs, but I couldn't track down any. :( I'll keep my eye out though.

In the mean time, I thought you might like this:

Here, Rob <333

This is completely off topic but this took me by surprise. In stores September 1st.

mandi, i love it!

neg, i hate you

There's plenty of Godot's. Here's Maya

Last two are great <3

anyways i'm going for dinner and i'll come back and see how far up the wall budarc flies after he's seen you guys have abused your powers and edited our posts

I'm pretty much fucking done with this thread, and all the fucking assholes who "monitor" it. You all can go fuck yourselves, you stupid tits.

I've fucking had it. I'll see you back on the VGM thread, cuckoo. Your new "signature" is pretty much what put it over the top for me.

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE!

man moderators wtf thats dumb

No one is above the will of the administration~

I'm pretty much fucking done with this thread, and all the fucking assholes who "monitor" it. You all can go fuck yourselves, you stupid tits.

I've fucking had it. I'll see you back on the VGM thread, cuckoo. Your new "signature" is pretty much what put it over the top for me.

what?!?!

I'm pretty much fucking done with this thread, and all the fucking assholes who "monitor" it. You all can go fuck yourselves, you stupid tits.

I've fucking had it. I'll see you back on the VGM thread, cuckoo. Your new "signature" is pretty much what put it over the top for me.


Awwwww. Now I'm gonna feel as lonely as this guy.

I'm pretty much fucking done with this thread, and all the fucking assholes who "monitor" it. You all can go fuck yourselves, you stupid tits.

I've fucking had it. I'll see you back on the VGM thread, cuckoo. Your new "signature" is pretty much what put it over the top for me.

not everyone wants to see vile pictures of poo while browsing the forums.

I don't get how you think this should be some sort of god-given right.


No one is above the will of the administration~

it's THE ADMINISTRATION. it's not as intimidating w/o the caps.

Well it was in the thread titled Shoot the Shit, which is labeled NSFW, but I'm going to assume that this set of pics was worse than the other multitude of fecal pics in this thread.

You wouldn't have done it w/o a reason.

I'm pretty much fucking done with this thread, and all the fucking assholes who "monitor" it. You all can go fuck yourselves, you stupid tits.

I've fucking had it. I'll see you back on the VGM thread, cuckoo. Your new "signature" is pretty much what put it over the top for me.

< anyname > i srsly don't get why [you] think [you are] so entitled to everything

I think it was because he started this thread so that he could post what he wanted without being told off by someone and it lasted for so long without any problems until just recently. In other words, mental instability set in when all that was suddenly taken away. (just a hypothesis)

doesn't matter if you started a thread. it's not immune. and the reason most people were left alone in here is because no one really wants to read it. i know there are people who get irritated when they see the thread.

No one owns any threads, even ones that they start.

I don't own the Silent Hill thread. I can change the title and muck with the posts all I want, but at the end of the day, it's Sarah et al.'s call.

Eh, I'm just saying that it's like when a child gets away with something for a long time but then is suddenly desciplined.

Don't worry about me just moderating...

Mwuahahaha

not everyone wants to see vile pictures of poo while browsing the forums.

I don't get how you think this should be some sort of god-given right.



it's THE ADMINISTRATION. it's not as intimidating w/o the caps.

why did you NEVER RESPOND to my PM SARAH?!?!?! THERE'S SOME SHIT I'D LIKE TO KNOW.

Awesome Joker impression I felt it!

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Awesome Joker impression I felt it!

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i could care less what happens to the posts....edited or not......

....when I said "abused" power, i wasn't aware the NSFW didn't mean a thing......i was under the impression we could post whatever the hell we wanted and not really have to worry about hiding anything in "spoiler" boxes.

i'll keep that in mind.

after a disgruntled person (THIS GUY) has seen danile radcliffe's naked ass and crotch in eqqus thanks to an old girlfriend, YOU'LL NEED TO TRY BETTER THAN THAT

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SERIOUSLY.

:fur:

doesn't matter if you started a thread. it's not immune. and the reason most people were left alone in here is because no one really wants to read it. i know there are people who get irritated when they see the thread.

"read"?

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i'm glad there are people who get irritated by this thread.

whats with all the ponies....!???!!

Uhmm....wait !,...is....?....

No.

I just don't get it !

Hey ! Parker's here !! Hey Dude!!

Are these "new chicks" "admin" really....also,....are they single !?!!

whats with all the ponies....!???!!

Uhmm....wait !,...is....?....

No.

I just don't get it !

Hey ! Parker's here !! Hey Dude!!

Are these "new chicks" "admin" really....also,....are they single !?!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP!?!?

after a disgruntled person (THIS GUY) has seen danile radcliffe's naked ass and crotch in eqqus thanks to an old girlfriend, YOU'LL NEED TO TRY BETTER THAN THAT

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SERIOUSLY.

you got to see Harry Potter's ass?

you got to see Harry Potter's ass?

however...unfortunately...

me just woke...07:13am

Me ....not sure awake.....or in weird pony thread dream...!

whats with all the ponies....!???!!

Uhmm....wait !,...is....?....

No.

I just don't get it !

Hey ! Parker's here !! Hey Dude!!

Are these "new chicks" "admin" really....also,....are they single !?!!

the ponies?

my attempts to turn "shoot the shit" into a nudist colony failed.

we got turned into gay pony central.

maybe tommorrow it will be Spongebob Squarepants themed.

me just woke...07:13am

Me ....not sure awake.....or in weird pony thread dream...!

WIN.

the ponies?

my attempts to turn "shoot the shit" into a nudist colony failed.

we got turned into gay pony central.

maybe tommorrow it will be Spongebob Squarepants themed.

WILL he Be wearing a thong?

pony food.

WILL he Be wearing a thong?

i hope so.......spongebob has an ass that just won't quit.

Spongebob is pretty cool. Don't front.

i hope so.......spongebob has an ass that just won't quit.

*gives high five*

Spongebob is pretty cool. Don't front.

i'm not making fun of Spongebob........if he's on tv....i'll watch and enjoy every minute of it.

that's some funny shit.

gayest pic i could find at such short notice....{note : NO pony }

you didn't find this little guy?



well, technically it's a horse, but.....well........um......deal with it.

speaking of square bob & sponge pants

oh my......i think i can smell squidward.

oh my......i think i can smell squidward.

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Squidward sucks at playing the clarinet, Spongebob makes one hell of a burger, and Patrick is just plain stupid. I have a friend who's one of those "furries" and he thinks that Sandie's hot. XD

who is sandie....is she single ?

You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!


Sincerely, Johnny




P.S. Sandie is the squirrel that lives in that air dome.

WANT. BADLY.

WANT. BADLY.

you want the costume?

no offense, man....but i don't think the costume would really suit you.

just saying.

I second that notion.

You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!


Sincerely, Johnny




P.S. Sandie is the squirrel that lives in that air dome.

oh right...not hot chick then !

is this about santa !?

you know Aussie Kevin Bloody Wilson's FAMOUS Aussie santa song :

Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where's me fucking pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.

You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"#

Can be found on youtube.

you want the costume?

no offense, man....but i don't think the costume would really suit you.

just saying.

i should elaborate. i want whats UNDER teh costume!

XD nice. I have some jokes a few pages back, also. Just in case you didn't check those out. Let me get the rest of them (i have them on a word document)

i should elaborate. i want whats UNDER teh costume!

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i know i know.......just couldn't resist.

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i know i know.......just couldn't resist.

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XD nice. I have some jokes a few pages back, also. Just in case you didn't check those out. Let me get the rest of them (i have them on a word document)

POST THEM BITCHES

Little Johnnie was at the zoo with his Mum and Dad. He had never seen an elephant before.

"What's that thing hanging between it's front legs, mum?"

"That's it's trunk."

"And what's that thing hanging between his back legs?'

Embarrassed Mum said, "That's nothing."

Johnnie wasn't happy with this answer and asked his father for confirmation.

"What's that thing hanging between his back legs, Dad?"

"That's his penis", said Dad.

"Mum said it's nothing."

"Yes, but your mother's been spoiled."

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."

The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.

"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.

The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

"Like what?" asked the bartender.

"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.

The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.

So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.

The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.

"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.

With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."

The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.

The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.

The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"

The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

it's like deja vu or we're finally going into reruns.

Little Johnnie was at the zoo with his Mum and Dad. He had never seen an elephant before.

"What's that thing hanging between it's front legs, mum?"

"That's it's trunk."

"And what's that thing hanging between his back legs?'

Embarrassed Mum said, "That's nothing."

Johnnie wasn't happy with this answer and asked his father for confirmation.

"What's that thing hanging between his back legs, Dad?"

"That's his penis", said Dad.

"Mum said it's nothing."

"Yes, but your mother's been spoiled."


LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF! that's one of those jokes i wanna see in reality :loldata:

wtf ?

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,

"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks.

"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.

After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".

"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?"

"You gave birth to a child!"

"But that's impossible!" says the priest.

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,

"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,

"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,

"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father."

Three men had a very late night drinking Guiness. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker.

The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

To which the second guy replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, got in a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!"

There was silence for a moment and then the first guy exclaimed, "Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."

speaking of trees

Chunks is my dog."
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i like Chunks.

he's a good woofer.

There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting.

He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn that sonofabitch can drive"... then spit.

A man sits down next to him and asks him, "What's going on here? You keep saying, "Damn that sonofabitch can drive, then you spit."

"Well," says the guy, "my friend just got a brand new sports car, so he calls me and asks me if I want to go for a ride. So, I say sure, why not? He picks me up and we drive up to the mountains.

After we have lunch, we start back down the mountain and his brakes go out!! He's pumping the pedal, and nothing!! So now we're picking up speed and the road is all twisty and curvy. We're going faster and faster, and it's hard to stay on the road. I've got my fingers embedded in the dashboard, and I'm pleading with him to do something!!

We're going about 90 mph now, with a sheer cliff on our right, a 500 foot drop on the other side, an 18 wheeler truck right on our butts, and an overturned motor home right in front of us. Well, I figure this is it! I just knew we were gonna die! So I turned to him and said, "Buddy, if you can get us outta this, I'll give you the best damn blow job you've ever had!"

He paused ... then spat. "DAMN, THAT SON OF A BITCH CAN **DRIVE**!!"

hahahaha

well, i have had ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT (for tonight)

off to bed at 2:45 am!

good night


I'll be posting more jokes so be sure to check the page #s

A guy goes to a costume shop and says "I'm going to a costume party as Adam and I need a fig leaf." The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough." She brings out a bigger one.

He says, "Still not big enough."

She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough."

She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"

nighty night parker1

hahahaha

well, i have had ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT (for tonight)

off to bed at 2:45 am!

niters.


have a good one.

Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear says "You've got two choices. One, I maul you to death or Two, we have sex." Bill bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge.

Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, "Either I maul you to death or we have sex." Bill bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged.

Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

lol

here is some more funny.

A husband and wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes up on the shore. The new guy and the wife are VERY attracted to each other right away, but they realize that certain protocols will have to be observed.

The husband, oblivious to the pheremones floating around, is very glad to see the second man there. "This is wonderful! Now we'll be able to have three people doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower instead of two people doing 12-hour shifts."

The new man is only too happy to help, and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tall tower and stands watch, scanning the ocean horizon for any ships. Soon the husband and wife start placing stones in a circle in order to make a fire to cook supper.

The new man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" They look at each other and yell back, "We're not screwing!" A few minutes later, they start to put driftwood into the stone circle.

Again the new man yells down, "Heeey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!"

Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of the shack to patch leaks. Once again the new man yells down from high above, "Hey, I said no screwing!!"

They yell back, "And we said we're not screwing!!" Finally the shift is over and the new man climbs down from the tower and the husband starts to climb up. By the time he gets halfway up, his wife and the new man are already screwing their brains out.

Once at the top, the husband turns around and looks down and says to himself: "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing."

An airplane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door burst open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a stewardess.

He held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place. The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and says, "Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the copilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."

The copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at the shock of my being killed. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then held the gun to the navigator's head and repeated, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."

The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Those two guys have no sense of
direction. Without me they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag much less get this plane to Iraq. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time held the gun to the stewardess' head and demanded, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HER brains all over the place."

But the stewardess leaned over and whispered something into the hijacker's ear. He turned beet red, dropped his gun, and ran out of the cockpit in a panic.

The crew tracked down the hijacker, who was found cowering in a lavatory, and tied him up. The pilot then asked the flight attendant what she said that terrified the man so.

"I told him, sir, that if he killed me, he'd be the one who'd have to give you guys your blowjobs."

BEAR JOKE

that reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FEQKQXmoC4

An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

(You've got to love military time!)

that reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsm5f9JiIZc

That was a good

That was a good

i reposted a better version....that one seemed to cut out a bit in random spots.........the new post the picture quality is a litte worse.....but you get the whole thing......

Little Harold was hopping on one foot then the other.

"I gotta piss! I gotta piss!", he cried to his mother in front of her friends.

Mother took him to the toilet and explained to him that next time he wanted to go to the toilet, he should not use those words. She said he should come in and talk quietly - "That's a whisper" she said.

Two hours later, Harold came rushing in again.

"I wanna whisper! I wanna whisper!", he said.

His mother knew what he wanted and took him to the toilet, after which he was rewarded with a candy bar.

That night the urge came on again. Harold jumped out of bed and ran to his father.

"What is it, son?", his father asked.

"I wanna whisper, Daddy. I wanna whisper."

"O.K. son, come here and whisper in my ear."

and speakin of "Gay Bar",

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."

LOL

You'll like the ending to this one.

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.

Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?

In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.

Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.

When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you."

The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.

Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.

The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.

The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.

And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row."

The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?"

The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?"

Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"

A young fireman placed a ladder against the bedroom window of a burning house and rushed up. Inside was a curvy brunette in a see- through nightie.

"Aha," said he, "you're the second pregnant girl I've rescued this year!"

"But I'm not pregnant," the brunette indignantly exclaimed.

"You're not rescued yet either."

And with this last one, I say good night, I'm going to sleep.




One day little Johnny comes upon his grandfather enjoying a beer. Johnny asks, "Granpa, can I have some of your beer?" To which his grandfather replies, "Well that all depends, can your dick touch your asshole?" Slightly shocked, Johnny says, "No, grandpa" "Then you're not man enough" his grandfather replies promptly.

The next day Johnny sees his Grandfather smoking a cigar. He asks him, "Grandpa, may I smoke a cigar?" Again his grandfather replies "Can your dick touch your asshole?" and, again, Johnny says no.

The third day Johnny's grandfather sees little Johnny eating some fresh baked cookies. He says, "Hey there Johnny, can you give me a cookie?"

Johnny asks, "I don't know grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?"

His grandfather proudly replies, "Why yes, yes it can"

Johnny says, "Well then go fuck yourself, because grandma made these cookies for me"

i'm beginning to think you might be this Johnny that keeps on popping up in these jokes.

isn't my pony pretty?
http://missandmastersouthcarolina.com/my_little_pony.gif

she even has pink static in her mouth.

anyways, i'm going to go watch some tv....unwind a little and go to bed.

keep on posting those jokes......i'll finish 'em tommorrow.

nite guys!

i'm beginning to think you might be this Johnny that keeps on popping up in these jokes.

Just finishing up some things before I go to bed. And no... I am not this "johnny". I got the majority of these jokes from friends via e-Mail.

uhh !

struck down again by the time zones...

oh well....funny pic !

those glory-hole-girlz are never impressed unless its something poking through a hole in the wall



now thats seriously high class....what kinda mind comes to such a high class idea !?

Not sure but now I can't sleep. Want me to post some more jokes?

FEAR the SEAWITCH!




I heart squid.

Sweet dreams.




Attack of the Shit!

Wow, the District 9 discussion was fascinating. (Thread 68591)

District 9!


District 9 (http://www.zshare.net/video/642394569728325e/) is based on a true story.

This happened, we have pictures.

Ah. This reminds me of the good ol' days when I used to watch the true bootleg videos. The ones where you can hear the baby screaming in the background and the black woman yelling "Don't go in there! He's gonna kill you!"

hey ! you guys got my link to this,didn't you,off the main thread....!?

http://www.free-tv-video-online.info/movies/

you can watch all movies the last 4 years there....but i can't vouch for the quality of everything...

link was bookmarked. XD

cool.

Hey rick_says how about this....?
http://i29.tinypic.com/w0oo5w.gif



i used to date her....yes! Meg Mucklebones was a squirter !

hey ! you guys got my link to this,didn't you,off the main thread....!?

http://www.free-tv-video-online.info/movies/

you can watch all movies the last 4 years there....but i can't vouch for the quality of everything...

Ummm... How does it work? I have Vuze (formerly known as Azureus) but all I keep getting when I click on the links is the download for Vuze (formerly known as Azureus) itself instead of the videos. >.<

erm,...its kinda trial an error....click-y link-y....and what works....works !!.

If you go to a year at the top....2009,then you get some pop-up things...cancel those...then click a movie title from the list that appears....then you'll get more {tedious} pop-ups,cancel those too....then you'll get a list of different links....to different peoples "illegal" uploads...where they've snuck in a camcorder to a cinema...some movies are in 2 parts,some are on youtube....some are in as many as "10" parts !!!!...and also,beware of host places that stall half-way through a movie or time you out...!!!!!.....or a 2nd half might be a dead link. {make sure you open both parts in different windows to SEE them both load....to avoid disappointment.}

jeeeesh ! sometimes free shit really just ain't worth it !!!!

but,...believe me....some people have uploaded from a state of the art DVD disc camcorder and the quality is pretty impressive.The new STAR TREK was on there in really good quality,last time I watched it !.

i watched Wolverine there a MONTH before its release....special effects were not even finished...found it by accident...and didn't know the release date....and i'm thinkin'....that don't look too good....then i relised it wasn't out for another MONTH !.

Fan-Boys hated it...i thought it was "o.k." TERMINATOR SALVATION sucked ass though.

Here's a moviez link:
http://www.ovguide.com/movies.html


Meg Mucklebones....
Now I want this figure.

thanx.

ooooh found one with better seaweed !

how cool is that !?



http://www.scifi-universe.com/actualites/4339-sota-toys-en-septembre-revisite-des-classiques-.htm

Correction : Seaweed or Pond Scum !?

She wasn't in the ocean was she....so its Pond Scum.