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HDHipHop1
04-14-2012, 07:40 AM
Let's snuggle.

Next time, hon. ;)

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 07:43 AM
http://i.imgur.com/yNOzi.gif





Neg
04-14-2012, 07:44 AM
Snowman can have my place in listening. Ultimate +1 thread. Not sure why I still post there, considering :laugh:

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 07:46 AM


Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 07:47 AM
And I'm off to go kill some people ...

Have fun.


not sure if hot or scary:
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/200004-1/Chesty-breaks-boards.gif

Fugly.


It's Suda51.

:treknod:


An apple a day keeps your bum filled.

A pineapple stays there for a week.

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 07:48 AM
niters everyone :)


Tom Toonami Tunes
04-14-2012, 07:49 AM
DO you think it's called a "pineapple" because it's like a pine cone but also an apple?

Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 07:50 AM
DO you think it's called a "pineapple" because it's like a pine cone but also an apple?

:shock: Damn! I think you're onto something.

Lunchbox McGillicuddy
04-14-2012, 08:30 AM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17ji9ni16v3npgif/original.gif

Greatest thing I've ever seen

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-14-2012, 09:08 AM
Wait so...in Bubba Hotep...

Everyone dies. Yet fans want to see a sequel?? :confused: Of what? Elvis coming back as a zombie soul sucker? :confused:

impudent urinal
04-14-2012, 09:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/yNOzi.gif
Riley makes me wet.
not sure why.
Just another boring blonde really. I liked her tiny natural titties better too.

docrate1
04-14-2012, 10:12 AM
Speak for yourself.

Pervert.

you're not normal.

pervert�.

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* just found, dl'ed, and assembled 35 tracks of Peter Bernstein's score for the original TV version of 21 Jump Street. Ahh, nostalgic 80's funk. Or cuckoo's normal aroma. The smells in here have so blasted my senses, I am not sure anymore....

o_O

where did you find' em ?

even better...

Would you please upload it ?

please please please please please please !!!! :puppydog::puppydog::puppydog::puppydog::puppydog:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-14-2012, 12:30 PM
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/6/0/8/0/60805/1/1/9/2/1192l/Bunny.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/15049405-original.html)

Marceline
04-14-2012, 12:37 PM
I don't understand the appeal of anything about this game.... Was in a gamestop the other day and heard the tv spot for maybe 3 times in 10 minutes.... I swear if I have to hear Tara do idiot valley girl anymore, that chainsaw is going to go somewhere unpleasant :mad: Dammit! Slip into the Timmy Turner voice or something! That's a million times more bearable! Or Twilight Sparkle I guess...... Just anything but the idiot valley voice ; ;

Cutesy violence, zombies, Suda51. Talking severed heads. It looks like it's going to be good times.


For the record, I'm not particularly attached to Duke or opposed to Ash.

I played some Duke, back in the day. Was going to get Forever, for the kitsch value. Might still. Hella cheap.

I saw maybe half of the first Evil Dead. That's it.

Army of Darkness is the movie to watch if you want to be a lifelong Ash fan.


Wait so...in Bubba Hotep...

Everyone dies. Yet fans want to see a sequel?? :confused: Of what? Elvis coming back as a zombie soul sucker? :confused:

Like a little thing like that could stop Bruce Campbell. :laugh:

Could do an Evil Dead II style sequel.

Cabin in the Woods tonight. :happycroc: Bet Cuckoo has seen it already.

Lunchbox McGillicuddy
04-14-2012, 12:42 PM
Evil Dead II is pretty amazing too. It's all about the WORKSHED.

Neg
04-14-2012, 12:48 PM
Sometimes I feel weird about how little of the horror genre I've seen. Same with games.

Maybe someday I'll get an insane itch and watch all the obvious stuff. Right now, I really really get off on the more out of the way stuff that's related to Silent Hill. I wish I'd get around to more than Jacob's Ladder and Session 9. I might get that book I saw on the subject. See if it'll lead me to a lot more stuff.

Keep seeing those Fatal Frame games, keep passing. Maybe I got burned by Rule of Rose. Sorry Rob :(

Marceline
04-14-2012, 12:56 PM
The Fatal Frame combat can both be irritating and improve the scares, because it pretty much revolves around you being helpless. To do really effective damage you have to let ghost get so close to you they can practically kill you, then start snapping. The first one has really limited film too, with can be frustrating if you were snap happy early on. It's good stuff, though. They have a lot of those subtle, background scares. Those are my favorite.

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Eternal Darkness is up there on my horror games list too, though it's nowhere near as fun once you can effectively treat sanity damage. Even though I knew what it was doing that game always made me feel like I was going crazy.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-14-2012, 01:08 PM
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/6/0/8/0/60805/1/1/9/5/1195U/Bunny2.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/15049626-original.html) http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/6/0/8/0/60805/1/1/9/5/1195V/Bunny3.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/15049627-original.html)
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/6/0/8/0/60805/1/1/9/2/1192l/Bunny.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/15049405-original.html)

Lunchbox McGillicuddy
04-14-2012, 02:40 PM
PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dDBAiq4RFE)

Neg
04-14-2012, 03:04 PM
Always liked Con Air.

The beginning of Downpour reminds me of it.

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Is it really pronounced Quick-zotic or K-ho-tick?

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-14-2012, 03:05 PM
He's got the whole world, in his hands~

Neg
04-14-2012, 03:12 PM
Go watch Bad Lieutenant, Sparky.

Marceline
04-14-2012, 04:04 PM
It's quick-zotic. Double checked to make sure I hadn't been mispronouncing it forever.

Quixotic | Define Quixotic at Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/quixotic?s=t)

K-ho-tick would make more sense, really.

Neg
04-14-2012, 04:27 PM
Then I've been mispronouncing it. Oh language~

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In my head, I've been saying Busters Ready? in the Meteor voice and Go in the Accellular's voice.

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 04:31 PM
the harvey keitel bad lieutenant, not the nic cage film

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i always thought it was pronounced the other way too

Neg
04-14-2012, 04:33 PM
The Nic Cage Bad Lieutenant. Lye is clearly out of his mind.










Not really, I heard the original is great too. But, it's not Nic Cage great.

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 04:34 PM
this one, sparky


Neg
04-14-2012, 04:34 PM
I did not need to see Mr. White's peen ;;

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 04:35 PM
actually, to be quite honest, i didn't care much for the keitel one. i was just being a shit and throwing a wrench in neg's operations

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I did not need to see Mr. White's peen ;;

yeah, but sparky might :naughty:

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I did not need to see Mr. White's peen ;;

yeah, but sparky might :naughty:

Neg
04-14-2012, 04:35 PM
You could have done that just by posting the pic XD

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 04:39 PM
oh..yeah..:roflheston:

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i'd written off the cage bad lt. as cage crap but i see werner hertzog directed so maybe i'm wrong

Neg
04-14-2012, 04:41 PM
I am a Cage appreciator. He's very very VERY Cage in it. So, maybe you shouldn't see it.

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 04:42 PM
he's okay

i can handle him in small doses

Marceline
04-14-2012, 04:44 PM
I mispronounced hyperbole forever. Embarrassing, because it's a word I use a decent bit. No one ever corrected me either, not even teachers. ; ; What happens when you learn most of your vocabulary from reading, I guess.



I need this game in my life <3

Neg
04-14-2012, 04:45 PM
It's a very large dose :laugh:

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 04:47 PM
It's a very large dose :laugh:

:rockwell:

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ndi, i say high-purr-bowl-ee....what is the proper pronunciation?

Neg
04-14-2012, 04:48 PM
You right. You right.

Marceline
04-14-2012, 04:49 PM
You say it right! I said it hy-purr-bowl. :laugh:

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 04:51 PM
there's a ton of words i'd probably pronounce wrong if i spoke them aloud since i learned them from books and not school

Marceline
04-14-2012, 04:53 PM
When I was younger I brought a book to my mom and asked what "sonofabitch" meant. I thought it was all one word, like so-no-fa-bitch. :laugh: I got in trouble but it didn't click with me for a while longer.

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 04:53 PM
i would marry the shit out of sarah silverman...

if i were single, that is


Neg
04-14-2012, 04:54 PM
Zz-oz and Zaz. Both correct.

Lay-ang-guh-luh
Lay-en-gah-la

Both correct.

Lee-angle. PUNCH IN THE MOUTH.

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 04:58 PM
When I was younger I brought a book to my mom and asked what "sonofabitch" meant. I thought it was all one word, like so-no-fa-bitch. :laugh: I got in trouble but it didn't click with me for a while longer.

that's priceless

:rofldata:

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english is a bitch of a language

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Marceline
04-14-2012, 04:59 PM
Thinking of all the tee-dus versus ty-dus threads now. There are probably still video game characters whose names I butcher.

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 05:01 PM
need this in higher res...

:fap::fap:


Neg
04-14-2012, 05:01 PM
Because of the trolling perpetrated of late, I will gladly take Ty-dus being the correct pronunciation as part of the settlement.

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 05:02 PM
do you guys pronounce las plagas "plagg-as" or "play-gus"

i do the latter btw

Neg
04-14-2012, 05:03 PM
I always found her to be annoying and not very attractive.

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 05:10 PM
to each his own

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Neg
04-14-2012, 05:10 PM
Can I kill everyone except Ewan?

And we can just hang out. That's good enough.

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 05:16 PM
:roflheston:

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shrine derping again

docrate1
04-14-2012, 05:48 PM
he's okay

i can handle him in small doses

The cage Bad Lt got surprisingly good reviews in a magazine well known over here for severely bashing mad movies. That's pretty much the only mag in which most movies get a straight 0. from most if not all reviewers. If I remember correctly, Bad Lieutenant got an average rating of 3 or 4, which equals to "rather good/enjoyable". As a comparison, ghost rider 2 got 0 from 5 reviewers, and Conan 3D...they nearly went in the negatives for that one.

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When I was younger I brought a book to my mom and asked what "sonofabitch" meant. I thought it was all one word, like so-no-fa-bitch. :laugh: I got in trouble but it didn't click with me for a while longer.

got a story like that one too. Our neighbour was a grade a asshole, and his most well honed hobby was hurling insult at us. one day I heard him say that my mother was a whore. so I went to her and asked her

"Mom, what's a whore ?"

She smacked me so hard I still think she nearly did a sonic boom. then I spent a full afternoon trying to explain (I was 5) that I had heard the neighbour say it. when she finally understood the chain of events...

she insulted the guy back. well...not really. she told him he was a nutcase. guy went back in his house wondering why he was not a case. that's as close as I could translate it. it's lame in english, hilarious in french.

Eurysilas
04-14-2012, 06:01 PM
Sarah Silverman is obnoxious. Like a female Chris Farley. Or whatever the fuck his name is. He's dead now, thank Dog.

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 06:09 PM
bomp bomp bump duh duh duh chs chs chis booooommm bahhhm bahm bahm baaahm

[predator theme]

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i'm obnoxious, she's obnoxious. so it would be a match

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i have wasps and hornets in my back yard. i'm scurred. i need wasp spray. little fuckers gonna die today.

daaah dah dah dah daaaaah predator theme plays as i sneak around with can of spray

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Predator OST SE 14.The Hunt Is On - YouTube (http://youtu.be/S8mOAgL1kgU)

then this will play when they chase me back to my porch

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JonC
04-14-2012, 06:16 PM
The cage Bad Lt got surprisingly good reviews in a magazine well known over here for severely bashing mad movies. That's pretty much the only mag in which most movies get a straight 0. from most if not all reviewers. If I remember correctly, Bad Lieutenant got an average rating of 3 or 4, which equals to "rather good/enjoyable". As a comparison, ghost rider 2 got 0 from 5 reviewers, and Conan 3D...they nearly went in the negatives for that one.
Probably got the reviews it did not for the movie, or for Cage, but because it was directed by...
say it with me...
Werner Herzog.
You may now begin screaming wtf.
JonC

docrate1
04-14-2012, 06:47 PM
Probably got the reviews it did not for the movie, or for Cage, but because it was directed by...
say it with me...
Werner Herzog.
You may now begin screaming wtf.
JonC

I'm not sure. Mad movies staff are not really big fans of herzog. They seem to have enjoyed Cage's performance, for one, and they enjoyed the general atmosphere of the movie. I'd have to find back the article and translate it...

If I wasn't that lazy.

JonC
04-14-2012, 07:01 PM
I'm not sure. Mad movies staff are not really big fans of herzog. They seem to have enjoyed Cage's performance, for one, and they enjoyed the general atmosphere of the movie. I'd have to find back the article and translate it...

If I wasn't that lazy.
That's quite alright. You don't need to go through the trouble.
I don't actually care...
I find movie reviews almost useless...
Movie reviews that polarize to all really good or really bad are absolutely useless.
Thank you for the thought,
JonC

Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 07:51 PM
Like a little thing like that could stop Bruce Campbell. :laugh:

Bruce FTW.


Sometimes I feel weird about how little of the horror genre I've seen. Same with games.

Part of the appeal is catching them at the right age. That nostalgia mix helps. Except for Evil Dead I and II. They are great always.


That's pretty much the only mag in which most movies get a straight 0.

I could work for them. :rolleyes:

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Hi, my name's Light. I've got 9800 life. You're called Tiamat? You've got 3.8 million life? Cool story, bro.

:seriously:

Neg
04-14-2012, 08:34 PM
Tiamat Eliminator? I never had trouble with it that I can recall. If it makes you feel any better the final hunt is piss easy? :ashine:

You've already fought the hardest boss (and lost). It's its random fucking bullshit that makes it hard.

Also, you're still using Light?

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/ac01ef3b.gif


j/k <3 But, seriously, in Negland, she sucks of the everloving ass.

Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 08:41 PM
Tiamat Eliminator? I never had trouble with it that I can recall.

I got him on the second try but it was a good example of what'd been going on in that area. I had to use a sentinel a lot. I love Snow but I hate using that part of him.


You've already fought the hardest boss (and lost).

That bastard! When I get stronger I will hand him his mossy ass.


Also, you're still using Light?

:laugh: Yea.

She gives good Launch. I love keeping them in the air and punishing them. :erm:

Neg
04-14-2012, 08:43 PM
o_O SEN is his defining role :laugh: It's the fucking sliding bastards in the Cradle that I absolutely LOATHE. They're back in XIII-2. In that platforming section I talked about. Fucking bullshit.

Not him. The guy you fought as part of the story ;) Neochu is just about luck and patience. As soon as you stick Death, you're in the clear.

docrate1
04-14-2012, 08:59 PM
That's quite alright. You don't need to go through the trouble.
I don't actually care...
I find movie reviews almost useless...
Movie reviews that polarize to all really good or really bad are absolutely useless.
Thank you for the thought,
JonC

that's the good thing about this mag. they always try to find something nice about a movie. but sometimes, they just can't. as with bayformers, or Conan 3D. I don't think they had anything nice to say about these films.

I think one of them enjoyed Ghost Rider 2, though. gave it a 3. in StS language it's probably the equivalent of a "meh".

Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 09:00 PM
o_O SEN is his defining role :laugh:

I know but it just feels wrong. It lessens the tactical aspect of it in my mind. It became necessary to use it in The Cradle (that's the place I couldn't remember the name of).


Not him. The guy you fought as part of the story ;)

I've only had one try because I had slogged through to get to most recent bad guy. The hardest fights I had so far are still that first bastard and Odin, probably because I was still unsure of what Paradigms were by name.

I got Alexander in just over 2 minutes. Target time was 24. I felt like a GOD!

impudent urinal
04-14-2012, 09:09 PM
Eternal Darkness is up there on my horror games list too, though it's nowhere near as fun once you can effectively treat sanity damage. Even though I knew what it was doing that game always made me feel like I was going crazy.
Wish I still had to replay even though i already did all three playthroughs. Although it was a little silly getting the later spells and having to hear the chant with like 5 Pargon runes.


I mispronounced hyperbole forever. Embarrassing, because it's a word I use a decent bit. No one ever corrected me either, not even teachers. ; ; What happens when you learn most of your vocabulary from reading, I guess.
It happens to us bookworms.


]ndi, i say high-purr-bowl-ee....what is the proper pronunciation?
:thumbsup:



You say it right! I said it hy-purr-bowl. :laugh:
:doc:


When I was younger I brought a book to my mom and asked what "sonofabitch" meant. I thought it was all one word, like so-no-fa-bitch. :laugh: I got in trouble but it didn't click with me for a while longer.
:changspew:


Zz-oz and Zaz. Both correct.

Lay-ang-guh-luh
Lay-en-gah-la

Both correct.

Lee-angle. PUNCH IN THE MOUTH.
:confused:
No idea what your on about.
But remember mouth punching is overrated. Your more likely to break your hand on the hard bone and you might possibly get bitten. Almost guaranteed infection because human mouths are disgusting.


Thinking of all the tee-dus versus ty-dus threads now. There are probably still video game characters whose names I butcher.
I always said Ty-dus. Will always say it. Fuck everyone who says otherwise. It took me a long time to get used to Sephiroth. I used to say se-pheer-oth. Emphasis on 2nd syllable pronounced like fear.


Because of the trolling perpetrated of late, I will gladly take Ty-dus being the correct pronunciation as part of the settlement.



got a story like that one too. Our neighbour was a grade a asshole, and his most well honed hobby was hurling insult at us. one day I heard him say that my mother was a whore. so I went to her and asked her

"Mom, what's a whore ?"

She smacked me so hard I still think she nearly did a sonic boom. then I spent a full afternoon trying to explain (I was 5) that I had heard the neighbour say it. when she finally understood the chain of events...

she insulted the guy back. well...not really. she told him he was a nutcase. guy went back in his house wondering why he was not a case. that's as close as I could translate it. it's lame in english, hilarious in french.
I think I got it.
:doc:


Also, you're still using Light?
I thought you meant the forum skin and was all "don't you hypocrite? Let's fight about it." :laugh:

Neg
04-14-2012, 09:11 PM
Alexander is pretty cool.

I'm a castle.
You're just fat.
*snaps fingers* Satellites~

:smug:

Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 09:17 PM
I thought you meant the forum skin

Nope. Dark calming blue for me.

impudent urinal
04-14-2012, 09:18 PM
Alexander is pretty cool.

I'm a castle.
You're just fat.
*snaps fingers* Satellites~

:smug:

I was with you until the satellites.
Still :confused:

Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 09:22 PM
:rofldata: the new Rorschach figure reminds me of Cannot unsee.

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Alexander is pretty cool.

I'm a castle.
You're just fat.
*snaps fingers* Satellites~

I've not used him. :erm: I don't use any of them at all. Tried Odin a few times but I can't get to grips with it at all.

Neg
04-14-2012, 09:27 PM
In XIII, Alexander turns into a castle in his gestalt mode. Satellites come down and form the walls. Until then he's just a giant, fat-ish king lumbering around the battlefield.

Eidolons are awesome. They better be back in Versus. I want a transforming Doomtrain, dammit.

impudent urinal
04-14-2012, 09:29 PM
:rofldata: the new Rorschach figure reminds me of Cannot unsee.

:changspew:

Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 09:32 PM
In XIII, Alexander turns into a castle in his gestalt mode. Satellites come down and form the walls. Until then he's just a giant, fat-ish king lumbering around the battlefield.

I had no idea. I will try them all at the end just to see the animations.


Eidolons are awesome.

It's been possible to progress without them so I've been doing that.

They really needed to let us save our Party Paradigms, or at the very least list the names of the ones we've already made for easy picking.

Such a pain having to remember what it was I had and what order they were in.

Neg
04-14-2012, 09:46 PM
I have a Rorschach figure. It sucks. The legs twist (at the flat surface they're stuck in, under his coat) and the elbow barely moves. Piece of shit.

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They really needed to let us save our Party Paradigms, or at the very least list the names of the ones we've already made for easy picking.

Such a pain having to remember what it was I had and what order they were in.

You can save decks in XIII-2. A GAME WITH NO PARTY SWITCHES. FUCKING SQUEENIX WILL DIE BY MY HANDS FOR THIS INJUSTICE.

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$5 says Baltmatrix doesn't like GoBuster-Oh.

impudent urinal
04-14-2012, 09:49 PM
A GAME WITH NO PARTY SWITCHES. FUCKING SQUEENIX WILL DIE BY MY HANDS FOR THIS INJUSTICE.

They may do it themselves since they have long forgotten how to make games. Last I checked, "dire financial straits" was being thrown around. Final Fantasy won't save them again if they continue to make substandard games both franchise and non franchise related.

Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 09:51 PM
You can save decks in XIII-2.

Good. Good.


A GAME WITH NO PARTY SWITCHES.

None? The same people ALL the time? Feck. If I wanted that I'd play a western RPG. :notgood:

Neg
04-14-2012, 09:53 PM
Didn't they buy some successful company? The one associated with Deus Ex?

I think I win, maybe $3, $2. He kinda likes it, a little bit? He can still kiss my ass and make better buying decisions. Gosei Ultimate is a dear dear friend of mine :mad:

Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 09:55 PM
They may do it themselves since they have long forgotten how to make games. Last I checked, "dire financial straits" was being thrown around. Final Fantasy won't save them again if they continue to make substandard games both franchise and non franchise related.

They screwed up with XIV. The press release I read said they gave it subscription free for almost a year as an apology for it being broken. When it comes to PS3 it will have, of course, the full charge from day 1.

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Didn't they buy some successful company? The one associated with Deus Ex?

They bought Crystal Dynamics as well (Tomb Raider) or maybe that's the same company as Deus?

Neg
04-14-2012, 09:57 PM
Still think most of the flack for XIII comes from people who are so used to wrpgs, now. And, who don't like cutscenes. Whatever ~_~

Yeah, same two people and then a pack of monsters for the third slot. They all have one role each. So, you just swap out a stronger COM monster when you find one. Paradigms never have to change. Especially in the main quest. Can do Cerberus most of the game, and then you need SYNs and SABs for the final battles.

Anaximander
04-14-2012, 10:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9QXR9.gif

Olde
04-14-2012, 10:35 PM
A GAME WITH NO PARTY SWITCHES. FUCKING SQUEENIX WILL DIE BY MY HANDS FOR THIS INJUSTICE.

So, like X-2? You couldn't really "switch" party members in XIII until after the midpoint of the game (Ch. 9 or something), although the party changed because the story would focus on different characters.

Neg
04-14-2012, 10:46 PM
You need a deck save in XIII. So much of your time is spent on Ch. 11 and beyond. Just because your party is given to you for most of the chapters doesn't mean it's fixed for most of the game. It's not.

Those early chapters take up far less time.

I could understand how someone who didn't take the time to play the game to its fullest could think that it isn't a necessary feature, though. Sadly, that's most people :sad:

HDHipHop1
04-14-2012, 10:56 PM
HD can have my place in listening.

better

Neg
04-14-2012, 11:00 PM
Not a name.

http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x417/kamen_rider_double/Akiko%20Gifs/akikofingerwag.gif

Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 11:02 PM
I bought the wrong scones.



Evening snack ruined. :sad:

Olde
04-14-2012, 11:05 PM
You need a deck save in XIII. So much of your time is spent on Ch. 11 and beyond. Just because your party is given to you for most of the chapters doesn't mean it's fixed for most of the game. It's not.

Those early chapters take up far less time.

I could understand how someone who didn't take the time to play the game to its fullest could think that it isn't a necessary feature, though. Sadly, that's most people :sad:

Well, I admittedly only played to Ch. 11, but even then I also thought they should have added deck saves. Too many times I had to reconfigure the paradigms because the game reset the deck arbitrarily or party changes set the deck to something I didn't want. One of my biggest complaints was why they needed paradigms at all...it begs the logical question of why only some party configurations were possible but not others, and why the arbitrary number of six was the max allowance. I've already voiced my opinions on XIII though, and I'm not looking for an argument.

HDHipHop1
04-14-2012, 11:05 PM
Not a name.

http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x417/kamen_rider_double/Akiko%20Gifs/akikofingerwag.gif

But it is what I wish to be called by. :rolleyes:

Neg
04-14-2012, 11:10 PM
Suddenly we're back in a chat-room in 1996. Oh hai SkiierGirl82734737 :awsm:

Also is high-definition audio that mythical beast Sparky goes on about? I thought HD only referred to visual media.

Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 11:17 PM
Yup. Audio has an HD aspect as well. I once bought an Alice Cooper dvda to try and hear the difference but after chuckling at the unfortunate acronym I figured it was too expensive, seeing as I already owned the album on CD.

HDHipHop1
04-14-2012, 11:18 PM
Suddenly we're back in a chat-room in 1996. Oh hai SkiierGirl82734737 :awsm:

Also is high-definition audio that mythical beast Sparky goes on about? I thought HD only referred to visual media.

Visual HD is 1080p

Audio HD is 5.1 :smrt:

Neg
04-14-2012, 11:18 PM
What would Brian Boitano do?

HDHipHop1
04-14-2012, 11:19 PM
ice skate? :shrugs:

impudent urinal
04-14-2012, 11:22 PM
Didn't they buy some successful company? The one associated with Deus Ex?
Wasn't it Eidos?


They bought Crystal Dynamics as well (Tomb Raider) or maybe that's the same company as Deus?
I think your partly right. Crystal Dynamics was bought up by Eidos years ago, unless I'm mistaken.


Yup. Audio has an HD aspect as well.
I had no idea.
The more you know...
*rainbow jingle*

Tanis
04-14-2012, 11:29 PM

Neg
04-14-2012, 11:30 PM
Eidos sounds closer than Crystal Dynamics.

Dr Faustus
04-14-2012, 11:31 PM
Visual HD is 1080p

Audio HD is 5.1 :smrt:

I think it's to do with the encoding rather than the number of channels. We'll have to wait for Sparktech to confirm or deny.


I think your partly right. Crystal Dynamics was bought up by Eidos years ago, unless I'm mistaken.

Sounds familiar. Lara got whored about.

impudent urinal
04-15-2012, 12:00 AM
http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/43/83/d5cb21cc415464faa178fcfb2aac753e.gif

N-12_Aden
04-15-2012, 12:03 AM
Didn't they buy some successful company? The one associated with Deus Ex?

I think I win, maybe $3, $2. He kinda likes it, a little bit? He can still kiss my ass and make better buying decisions. Gosei Ultimate is a dear dear friend of mine :mad:


Eidos? Successful?

Pfff....... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4)

Eidos had been on the skids for a while when they bought them.

Btw it was Eidos bought CD then Square Enix bought Eidos years later.

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 12:08 AM
Whoever was responsible for that awful Tomb Raider The Angel of Darkness needs bled from the eyes.

N-12_Aden
04-15-2012, 12:22 AM
Whoever was responsible for that awful Tomb Raider The Angel of Darkness needs bled from the eyes.

Blame these guys:

Core Design - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Core_Design) -The original devs


It became far better once CD (Crystal Dynamics) took over

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 12:28 AM
Visual HD is 1080p

Audio HD is 5.1 :smrt:


I think it's to do with the encoding rather than the number of channels. We'll have to wait for Sparktech to confirm or deny.


^ 'Tis.

HD Audio is classified as DTS-HD Master Audio (DTS-HD MA), Dolby TrueHD, LPCM.

DTS-HD MA and THD have a core audio which is lossy, yet yields higher bitrates than standard DVD qualifications.
DTS-HD MA; DTS (@1.5Mbps)
TrueHD; AC3 (@640kbps)

Lossless HD averages around 3mbps~ for 16-bit depth, 5mbps~ for 24-bit depth.

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 12:28 AM
A friend of mine was besotted with Lara so he lent me the games. I have been known to play shit if I have nothing else at the time.

The remake (Legend?) was okay. I got stuck trying to execute a jump off a platform onto a wall and then from the wall sideways over a gate. The controls just hurt my brain. I desk flipped after 20 tries.

I've also played all the recent PS3 ones. They had some bad vehicle moments but the jumping and swimming was a little better.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 12:29 AM
thought HD only referred to visual media.

:169:

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 12:33 AM
^ 'Tis.

HD Audio is classified as DTS-HD Master Audio (DTS-HD MA), Dolby TrueHD, LPCM.

DTS-HD MA and THD have a core audio which is lossy, yet yields higher bitrates than standard DVD qualifications.
DTS-HD MA; DTS (@1.5Mbps)
TrueHD; AC3 (@640kbps)

Lossless HD averages around 3mbps~ for 16-bit depth, 5mbps~ for 24-bit depth.

I can display the transfer rate of mbps in real time on my bluray player. Blu's range from about 1.4 - 3.6 mbps on the image. I'll check tomorrow see if it gives the audio sample rate. I have a new blu to watch so will be excited to see.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 12:54 AM
dvda > CD.

DVD-Audio (MLP) is a different standard than the normal audio found on DVD movies (AC3).

Other High-fidelity mediums include: SACD, Vinyl, HDCD, and digital downloads that consist of 24-bit depth.

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I can display the transfer rate of mbps in real time on my bluray player. Blu's range from about 1.4 - 3.6 mbps on the image. I'll check tomorrow see if it gives the audio sample rate. I have a new blu to watch so will be excited to see.

BD sample rate is usually 48Khz, same as DVD.

CD is 44.1khz.

the really rare occasion, 96khz. Mostly for music BD's,Vinyl, SACD, or digital downloads.

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bomp bomp bump duh duh duh chs chs chis booooommm bahhhm bahm bahm baaahm

[predator theme]

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i'm obnoxious, she's obnoxious. so it would be a match

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i have wasps and hornets in my back yard. i'm scurred. i need wasp spray. little fuckers gonna die today.

daaah dah dah dah daaaaah predator theme plays as i sneak around with can of spray

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Predator OST SE 14.The Hunt Is On - YouTube (http://youtu.be/S8mOAgL1kgU)

then this will play when they chase me back to my porch

I had to actually stop thinking for a minute and replay it in my head :laugh:

For a few days now I had Total Recall theme stuck in my head :laugh:

I should listen to the new release of Predator.

On the big stereo.

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@Lye

Try and text the strings that follow the intro :laugh:

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 12:55 AM
My dvd player plays SACD. I had Dark Side of the Moon in SACD but I preferred it in stereo.

On the Run was interesting in surround but music should be stereo, period!

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 01:07 AM


:laugh: Now everytime I watch Reservoir Dogs or Pulp Fiction, I'm going to pretend he's nekked throughout the whole scene and everyone else is just acting normal...

Orange: "Larry, I'm fucking bleeding here! Hold me."
*Mr White moves in on Mr Orange*
Orange: "Aw sick dude, you're naked!"
White: "It's gonna be allll right. Joe's gonna get you a doctor; we're gonna get you fixed up; and, you're going to be o-kaaaayyy~"
Orange: "How 'bout Joe gets you some fucking clothes, man!"

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My dvd player plays SACD. I had Dark Side of the Moon in SACD but I preferred it in stereo.

On the Run was interesting in surround but music should be stereo, period!

They should make everything available in original format if they're going to produce surround sound.

DVD's/BD's do that. Mono movies have 5.1 and mono.

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Go watch Bad Lieutenant, Sparky.

Which one? old or cage one?

I thin Cage on is on the Netflix.

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 01:08 AM
They should make everything available in original format if they're going to produce surround sound.

DVD's/BD's do that. Mono movies have 5.1 and mono.

I like my dvds to have a stereo option (or mono if it's an oldie) because the 5.1, even though it's supposed to play okay on stereo systems, sounds different than a dedicated stereo mix.

It's especially apparent in the Japanese 2.0 / Englsih 5.1 options of foreign films.

impudent urinal
04-15-2012, 01:21 AM
dvda



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For Tanis

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 01:26 AM
Next step. Over the top of a moving train. Make it happen. http://i.imgur.com/Imycr.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 01:36 AM
I like my dvds to have a stereo option (or mono if it's an oldie) because the 5.1, even though it's supposed to play okay on stereo systems, sounds different than a dedicated stereo mix.

It's especially apparent in the Japanese 2.0 / Englsih 5.1 options of foreign films.

That is true. Most stereo devices don't really care to downmix properly.

5.1 bitrate goes for 384/448. Divide either of those by 6. that's what you get per channel.
or 384/448 divided 2 per channel.
Not counting any downmixing of the surround channels (C, SL, SR, LFE) that get cropped to around 75% of their original values.

And since LFE doesn't really compute in a stereo environment.... you just lose a portion entirely.


448/6=74.666666666666666666666666666667
74.6~*3=224 per channel.
now modify for the downmix...
74.6~+((74.6~*0.75)*2)+0
left channel+((single channel*0.75)*2 for one surround channel and the center channel)+0 for the LFE which is useless at this point.

=186.66666666666666666666666666667

bitrates of 384 are much lower numbers.



original stereo goes for 192
192/2=96


But don't forget, when it's mastered in stereo, all the sound is already configured and the levels are perfect.
When you donwmix a surround sound source, there's other things you can do to it but it will still come out a little quieter, as the surrounding channels are designed to come out a little quieter and receiver/amplifier settings must be tweaked according to distance from the audience.
(Dynamic Range Control~)

In stereo, there is no distance to compute so all the sound doesn't need mofication or tweaking.
(DRC is not really needed at all)



Also, the lower bitrates tend to be better for older movies as they were recorded with old technology and tend to give off higher frequency ranges, which is best for lower bitrates.



Higher bitrates are better for newer movies where sound is a key element for the movie.



If you have a DTS compatible receiver/amplifier, try watching a movie that has regular AC3 audio (384/448) and offers DTS audio.
Watch with regular AC3 audio and then switch to DTS after awhile. During an action scene, you'll really hear the difference in quality and volume.

DVD's with AC3/DTS: Quantum of Solace, Reign of Fire and many more.

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I wonder why most decide to use only 192 area for stereo...

I wonder what happens if you use 448 for stereo....

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 01:42 AM
And since LFE doesn't really compute in a stereo environment.... you just lose a portion entirely.

I can live with that. I have twin bass drivers so they make up for that a little in the L/R.


If you have a DTS compatible receiver/amplifier, try watching a movie that has regular AC3 audio (384/448) and offers DTS audio..

Don't have. I have a player that will output it but the receiver doesn't. I packed my surround amp away. I have more love for stereo.

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http://i.imgur.com/xwEss.gif

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HDHipHop1
04-15-2012, 01:51 AM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-gifs-c-c-c-combo-breaker.gif

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 01:52 AM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2adn60zL41r9g8f7o1_500.gif

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2adn60zL41r9g8f7o2_r1_250.gifhttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2adn60zL41r9g8f7o3_250.gifhttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2adn60zL41r9g8f7o4_r1_250.gif

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docrate1
04-15-2012, 01:53 AM
Good. Good.



None? The same people ALL the time? Feck. If I wanted that I'd play a western RPG. :notgood:

You can switch characters a lot in western RPGs. Baldur's Gate, Fallout 2...You can literrally change your team composition whenever you want.

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 01:56 AM
You can switch characters a lot in western RPGs. Baldur's Gate, Fallout 2...You can literrally change your team composition whenever you want.

A friend of mine plays Western ones. Fallout 3. Oblivion. Ass Effect. He loves that kind of thing.

I like to have a more than one person if I'm going to spending 60 hours with them.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 01:58 AM
Top 10 Funniest Nicolas Cage Moments (intentional or not) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIsTmBriz8M&feature=related)

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http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-gifs-c-c-c-combo-breaker.gif

Dear internet, thanks for showing it in slow motion... :169:

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http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2adn60zL41r9g8f7o1_500.gif

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2adn60zL41r9g8f7o2_r1_250.gifhttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2adn60zL41r9g8f7o3_250.gifhttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2adn60zL41r9g8f7o4_r1_250.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2adn60zL41r9g8f7o5_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2adn60zL41r9g8f7o5_250.gifhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2adn60zL41r9g8f7o12_r1_250.gif

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I can deliver for Capy, but I can't for Irony :sad:

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 01:59 AM
I can deliver for Capy, but I can't for Irony :sad:

We can phone cuckoo.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 02:03 AM
We can phone cuckoo.


docrate1
04-15-2012, 02:04 AM
A friend of mine plays Western ones. Fallout 3. Oblivion. Ass Effect. He loves that kind of thing.

I like to have a more than one person if I'm going to spending 60 hours with them.

that's the problem with recent western RPGs. they all are either solo games OR mmorpg.

Seems peoples today are too fucking lazy to take the bloody time to pause, order Minsc to go hack'n'slash, Jaheira to send bears attack the opponent's wizard, ordering Valygar to transform the same wizard in a pincushion, and Viconia to heal everybody while your character fires fireballs like a lunatic. then unpause and watch the slaughter happen.

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 02:07 AM
... then unpause and watch the slaughter happen.

I like the sound of that.

docrate1
04-15-2012, 02:08 AM
And on that rant confessing my immortal love for all things Baldur's gate/Fallout related (except 3), I'm out.

I hate MMORPG.

I truly hate those things. If I want to play D&D with other people, I'll just ask some friend to meet for a bloody pen & paper session.

blasted things.

Doc, I know your pain for the scones. Happes to me sometimes.

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 02:12 AM
Doc, I know your pain for the scones. Happes to me sometimes.

:laugh: I bought wheaten. I was so looking forward to a regular scone. It's the reason I went to the damn shop. :sad:

Niters, docrate.

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Anaximander
04-15-2012, 02:15 AM
DVD-Audio (MLP) is a different standard than the normal audio found on DVD movies (AC3).

Other High-fidelity mediums include: SACD, Vinyl, HDCD, and digital downloads that consist of 24-bit depth.

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BD sample rate is usually 48Khz, same as DVD.

CD is 44.1khz.

the really rare occasion, 96khz. Mostly for music BD's,Vinyl, SACD, or digital downloads.

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I had to actually stop thinking for a minute and replay it in my head :laugh:

For a few days now I had Total Recall theme stuck in my head :laugh:

I should listen to the new release of Predator.

On the big stereo.

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@Lye

Try and text the strings that follow the intro :laugh:

texting horns and brass is easy. strings? hmmm let me think about it

Dr Faustus
04-15-2012, 02:17 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xDi2_jHxJ-Q/TrJHSoiOvwI/AAAAAAAAAlQ/Swz0wre8uCE/s1600/I%2527m_Out.gif

Anaximander
04-15-2012, 02:18 AM
My dvd player plays SACD. I had Dark Side of the Moon in SACD but I preferred it in stereo.

On the Run was interesting in surround but music should be stereo, period!

IF it was recorded with stereo in mind. BUT when music that was recorded for mono is rereleased as stereo like piper at the gates or some beatles then i facepalm

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 02:20 AM
So I started an experiment outside :laugh:

I wonder how long it will last :rolleyes:

Anaximander
04-15-2012, 02:33 AM


i would like that as a giant poster on my wall

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So I started an experiment outside :laugh:

I wonder how long it will last :rolleyes:

:itsamystery:
__________________________________________________ __________________
reee reee reee reee reee reee

[herrmann - shower music, psycho]

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bum da da dum dum dum dum dum bum da da dum dum dum dum dum bum da da dum dum dum dum dum

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Arnold Schwarzenegger = Captain Obvious

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Best DVD Commentary Ever - YouTube (http://youtu.be/ncR2_pnzngM)

:rofldata::roflheston:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 02:37 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Best DVD Commentary Ever - YouTube (http://youtu.be/ncR2_pnzngM)

:rofldata::roflheston:

:roflbalok::roflbalok::roflbalok::roflbalok::roflb alok::roflbalok::roflbalok::roflbalok::roflbalok:: roflbalok::roflbalok::roflbalok:v


I remember listening to that!!! I lol'ed so hard! :doc:

Anaximander
04-15-2012, 02:44 AM
i couldn't get all the way through it. it's pretty tedious :laugh:

on another note... michael ironside is a bamf. kicked cancer's ass twice Michael Ironside - YouTube (http://youtu.be/GqeHW30v4v8)

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what the fuck ever happened to tim thomerson? :rofldata:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 02:52 AM
you can just hear the other dude, the director? just kind of letting arnold do his thing.
he stopped trying to get something in while arnold is talking :laugh:

man, sounds like his first commentary :rofldata:

"It's okay, Arnold. Just speak into the microphone as the movie plays. Just act natural. Be yourself."
"This is me looking at the news. This is me waking up in the cab. This is me wearing an old lady costume. Look at this, look at this scene."

Anaximander
04-15-2012, 03:00 AM
yeah...the funniest was him talking about the lady costume

aces4839
04-15-2012, 03:07 AM
we should throw a big STS party when cuckoo exceeds 30000 posts in here.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 03:09 AM
we should throw a big STS party when cuckoo exceeds 30000 posts in here.


Anaximander
04-15-2012, 03:23 AM
i'll bring the weed and hookers

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 04:15 AM


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:sad: *swings my feet while I sit, waiting for something to happen*

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 04:25 AM
Try clipping through walls~

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The island is pretty slow.

So many visitors. Not many stories. Me thinks they just walked themselves into the ocean and said bye bye.

cuckoo77
04-15-2012, 04:26 AM


A girl and her fish.

Such a touching story.


shit shooting in public! can i get a fuckyah!

It's like you're unleashing all unholy hell onto the wickeds of the world.


Can someone Nut "Wake Up, Ron Burgundy! The Lost Movie"???
Cuckoo shat a violent wet one at the first one. :laugh:

I'm sure Doc would be more than happy to do that for you. :laugh:


not sure if hot or scary:
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/200004-1/Chesty-breaks-boards.gif

I'm so confused.


You're just nippin' it in the bud is all

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Well played.



cockkers

The who what now?


Speak for yourself.

Pervert.

yes.....because normal people start all their convesations with "cock". :laugh:


:eye: Since when am I one of the perverts? I thought that was an endearing term for the members of the trifap :laugh:

When you ride with the Tri-fap you're guaranteed a spot in The Great Hall Of Perverts.



"Hi, I'm Sparktank and I'm a pervert. I'm not a member of the tri-fap, but I am what I am; And, that's a pervert. Proud and true~"






Please and thank you.


Ahh, nostalgic 80's funk. Or cuckoo's normal aroma.

:eye: Is that you who's been sniffing me while I sleep.


For the record, I'm not particularly attached to Duke or opposed to Ash.


So....we're not going to fight?

:sad: I had a costume picked out and everything.



:erm: I could answer that but my lawyer advises against it.

You're lawyer is Sparky.

:confused: When would he ever stop you from talking about public nudity?


DO you think it's called a "pineapple" because it's like a pine cone but also an apple?

I can hear Jack Handy saying that.


Wait so...in Bubba Hotep...

Everyone dies. Yet fans want to see a sequel?? :confused: Of what? Elvis coming back as a zombie soul sucker? :confused:

I think we're supposed to ignore the events of the first one.

A whole new story probably.



Cabin in the Woods tonight. :happycroc: Bet Cuckoo has seen it already.

Saw it last night and it was so fecking glorious.

SO FECKING GLORIOUS.


Go watch Bad Lieutenant, Sparky.

Yes.

It's Werner Herzog weirdness.

Not for everybody.

It's weird. SPIKE.com posted the trailer for it the other day in the middle of all the new film trailers for some odd reason. :itsamystery:


I bought the wrong scones.


pip pip.


We can phone cuckoo.

:eye: yes....phone cuckoo. :eye:

I received a few phone calls from shit-shooters at odd hours of the night with the heavy breathing and weird fapping sound.

Yeah....you know who you are. Dirty perverts.


we should throw a big STS party when cuckoo exceeds 30000 posts in here.

I'll wear my best nipples. :)


i'll bring the weed and hookers

So....you're bringing Sparky?

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 04:29 AM
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r252/SparkleFarkle54/Gilda%20Radner/jmgif.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 04:55 AM
It's like you're unleashing all unholy hell onto the wickeds of the world.

You're lawyer is Sparky.
:confused: When would he ever stop you from talking about public nudity?

I think we're supposed to ignore the events of the first one.
A whole new story probably.

Saw it last night and it was so fecking glorious.
SO FECKING GLORIOUS.

Yes.
It's Werner Herzog weirdness.
Not for everybody.

:eye: yes....phone cuckoo. :eye:
I received a few phone calls from shit-shooters at odd hours of the night with the heavy breathing and weird fapping sound.
Yeah....you know who you are. Dirty perverts.

So....you're bringing Sparky?

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/1/1/b/7/11b7a/JOHNNY%20HARDEN%20aka%20GENE%20CARRIER%20%2847%29. jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/15057392-original.html)

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 05:03 AM
For the first time ever the auto-save feature on here helped me out~

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 05:07 AM
For the first time ever the auto-save feature on here helped me out~

*tweet* *tweet*

if you had a penis, i'd say let's touch penises in our cowboy outfits. :erm:

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 05:15 AM
The way you say that makes it sound like.... you have the cowboy outfit.... on your........... :erm:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 05:26 AM
After Toy Story 1 first came out, I decided to go buy meself a woody action figure. One of those plush ones with fabric (not the plastic).
I dissected the body, removed all his innard fluff, dismembered him and threw him out in separate ziplock bags into separate trash cans and kept the outfit for myself :awsm:

The fluff went into a stuffed bunny that had previously been experimented on...

Eurysilas
04-15-2012, 05:26 AM
The way you say that makes it sound like.... you have the cowboy outfit.... on your...........

If he did it would be more interesting.

It's not something I'd imagine you see everyday. Unless you live in like, New York, or some weird shit.

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 05:27 AM
But did you keep the hat?

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 05:41 AM
:sad: The hat was too tight. It was making everything all purple and blue.
I had to soak it in a cold cup before the hat popped off on its own.

So I donated it to a midget and we play cowboys and injuns every weekend :awsm:

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I should dig up the old film reels of the times we reenacted Toy Story 1,2 and 3.
Extra characters are shadow puppets of our penises.

Neg
04-15-2012, 05:43 AM
well....


w...


http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/P21RO.gif

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 06:23 AM
I added to my island adventure~

HDHipHop1
04-15-2012, 06:24 AM
To Allen:
Sophie's Revenge

That's all, atm.

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 06:28 AM
What If Zooey Deschanel And Other Celebs Were My Little Pony Characters? (http://www.buzzfeed.com/thehubtv/what-if-zooey-deschanel-and-other-celebs-were-my-l)


This is quite possibly one of the worst fan castings I've ever seen in my life. Even worse than all those old DBZ lists people used to come up with years ago...

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 06:52 AM
I added to my island adventure~

*puts away penis clothes*

*runs to go read*

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 06:52 AM
I wanna go to bed but imgur is being a heiny and isn't working so I can't post my ariel goin to bed gif ; ;

impudent urinal
04-15-2012, 07:13 AM
http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/1/1/5/I/115Ip/daily_gifdump_126_08.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/15036637-original.html)

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 07:17 AM
I have just learned something....... there's caffeine in chocolate........... :ashine: This explains some things.......

Neg
04-15-2012, 07:25 AM
Anyone post this? Google Maps (http://maps.google.com/?t=8&utm_campaign=8bit)

Tanis
04-15-2012, 07:26 AM
OMG AND DID YOU KNOW IT'S MADE FROM A BEAN AS WELL?

Your Mind = Blown


Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 07:37 AM
Forgive me for not knowing it was common knowledge.... ~

Neg
04-15-2012, 07:39 AM
I can't get my house rendered in 8bit :sad:

The one time I want you cunts to be stalkers, you aren't. Take more pictures :mad:

impudent urinal
04-15-2012, 07:49 AM
I can't get my house rendered in 8bit :sad:

The one time I want you cunts to be stalkers, you aren't. Take more pictures :mad:

Us or google should be stalkers?
:confused:

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 07:52 AM
I have just learned something....... there's caffeine in chocolate........... :ashine: This explains some things.......

it's a natural amphetamine!
:smrt:

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Anyone post this? Google Maps (http://maps.google.com/?t=8&utm_campaign=8bit)


Neg
04-15-2012, 07:53 AM
Us or google should be stalkers?
:confused:

Google.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 07:55 AM
Google.

You're not fooling anyone :laugh:

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CM, your post is giving me ideas where to go with that thread.

:169:

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 07:59 AM
I don't even know where I'm going :laugh:

impudent urinal
04-15-2012, 08:02 AM

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 08:07 AM
I don't even know where I'm going :laugh:

I do.

:169:

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 08:09 AM
: oh my:

Neg
04-15-2012, 08:10 AM
I do.

http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n506/bladegifs1/Random%20Blade%20Gifs/weirdreactions.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 08:11 AM
:doc: That's the best 169 i've seen in irl (even though video) :laugh: <3

cuckoo77
04-15-2012, 08:31 AM
Anyone post this? Google Maps (http://maps.google.com/?t=8&utm_campaign=8bit)

You see it on April Fool's?

It was all like an 8-bit video game.

When you zoomed in everything was rendered all funny like.

Our homes all looked fuckered. :laugh:

---

....and with that:

http://i40.tinypic.com/2d7a7mh.gif

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 08:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/31NaO.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 09:01 AM
Man, I can't believe Greg McLean is doing a sequel to Wolf Creek. He should a sequel to Rogue.
In Rogue, he makes all the characters lovable.

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http://i40.tinypic.com/2d7a7mh.gif

:eye: I posted a pic of us re-enacting that movi----- :sad: nvm.
niters you pervert :sad:

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http://i.imgur.com/31NaO.gif

:sad: Niters everyone!!!

:foreveralone:

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Where does B list and C list start/end? :confused:

I hear about reality tv shows inolving C-list actors. But never really hear any news about B-list actors.

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Actually, scratch that.

I don't even remember how far that reality tv house show went on for :laugh:
I don't even remember what it was called...

I remember Vanilla Ice being there for awhile.
And what's his face, "watchatalkin' about willis?" was there.
steve urkel was there too? :confused:

Neg
04-15-2012, 09:21 AM
You see it on April Fool's?

It was all like an 8-bit video game.

When you zoomed in everything was rendered all funny like.

Our homes all looked fuckered. :laugh:

Saw it in Takenoko's April Fool's recap. Apparently there's been some drama over their joke about teaming up with the Butterfly legs sub group. Aesir.

docrate1
04-15-2012, 11:24 AM
The fluff went into a stuffed bunny that had previously been experimented on...

Do I even want to know ?

:169:

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I can't get my house rendered in 8bit :sad:

The one time I want you cunts to be stalkers, you aren't. Take more pictures :mad:

but I found mine.


tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 12:30 PM


O_O

The speaker must be silenced.

Marceline
04-15-2012, 02:31 PM
Still think most of the flack for XIII comes from people who are so used to wrpgs, now. And, who don't like cutscenes. Whatever ~_~

Yeah, same two people and then a pack of monsters for the third slot. They all have one role each. So, you just swap out a stronger COM monster when you find one. Paradigms never have to change. Especially in the main quest. Can do Cerberus most of the game, and then you need SYNs and SABs for the final battles.

The cutscene hate bums me out. I get it if they're long and constant, I guess (even if I don't really mind), but a well-placed cutscene can be really powerful. I love that era of gaming.

What really drives me insane is when reviewers will tear into a JPRG for being cliche and then give glowing reviews to the Dragon Age games.


http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/43/83/d5cb21cc415464faa178fcfb2aac753e.gif

I would hang that space poster on my wall for sure.

also, I always wanted a race car bed.


A friend of mine was besotted with Lara so he lent me the games. I have been known to play shit if I have nothing else at the time.

The remake (Legend?) was okay. I got stuck trying to execute a jump off a platform onto a wall and then from the wall sideways over a gate. The controls just hurt my brain. I desk flipped after 20 tries.

I've also played all the recent PS3 ones. They had some bad vehicle moments but the jumping and swimming was a little better.

Were the Tomb Raider games ever very good? Seems like clunky controls were always a problem, and people liked it because Lara was hot.

I'll play a demo or smth of the new one, though.


Saw it last night and it was so fecking glorious.

SO FECKING GLORIOUS.

It was magic <3333 Even better than I'd hoped it would be.


After Toy Story 1 first came out, I decided to go buy meself a woody action figure. One of those plush ones with fabric (not the plastic).
I dissected the body, removed all his innard fluff, dismembered him and threw him out in separate ziplock bags into separate trash cans and kept the outfit for myself :awsm:

The fluff went into a stuffed bunny that had previously been experimented on...

And you get mad about Simon? You monster. :laugh:

Neg
04-15-2012, 02:58 PM
GI gave Mass Effect 3 a 10. This sort of thing makes me wonder if I used to have horrible taste, or they have just gone in the shitter in terms of integrity. I still don't know how they gave Skyward Sword a 10, after giving TP a 10, which it probably doesn't deserve, either. I mean, I like it A LOT, and it may be lightyears better than SS in terms of story and set-pieces, but it's not perfect. I still would like an explanation of the problem I'm having that isn't CM saying she's waggling and yet somehow still having fun.

No hate intended. We like what we like, and you're great people, CM <3

Someone asked them how they always gave games that never change (Nintendo games and Modern Warfare) 10s and then shit all over Silent Hill and Resident Evil (I haven't personally noticed them shit on RE, to be fair. They gave 5, 9+, both times). Problem is they published this right next to a letter from someone who said they want to play the games they bash, to see just how bad they are. Well, they replied to the second letter, being sarcastic. Standard fare. "Way to show us, by buying shitty games."

YOU DIDN'T REPLY TO THE REAL FUCKING QUESTION YOU USELESS BOOBS :mad:

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Better be an Usada, or there will be blood.

Marceline
04-15-2012, 03:11 PM
Makes me think of this:

Mass Effect 3 for PlayStation 3 Reviews, Ratings, Credits, and More at Metacritic (http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-3/mass-effect-3)

It's hard for me to tell if game magazines have gotten worse too. I agreed with their reviews a lot more frequently, but maybe that's just because the kinds of games I like were in favor back then. Right now there's really no game reviewer I trust. Amazon reviews are more reliable than something else.

Not changing is fine if they're predisposed to like you, the worst thing ever if they're not. Cliches are horrible if they don't care for your genre, completely ignored if they do.

Graces f got a lot of middle of the pack reviews that admitted it had a really good, innovative battle system, but spent most of the review complaining that the story/characters were cliche.

http://i.imgur.com/2Lhcb.gif

1. The world would be a better place if there were more ~cliches~ like Pascal

2. Dragon Age isn't too cliche? The Fable games aren't too cliche? Generic shooter 100 that you gave a 10 out of 10 to isn't too cliche? Really?

The least they could do is let people who actually have some interest in these games do the reviews. Sometimes I think big western games tend to get much better reviews here because they're published by companies that pay to get good reviews.

Neg
04-15-2012, 03:36 PM
Are so many people in this country, and this world, such simple creatures that all they want to do is kill each other OVER and OVER and OVER?

Way to shoot down any chance video games had to finally be considered art. Just keep pumping out the same shooter over and over you fucks.

Why should I expect better out the gaming industry than the world itself, right?

OH YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S ONE OF THE FEW VENUES IN WHICH TO HAVE NEEDS MET AND SUBLIMATED :rolleyes:

docrate1
04-15-2012, 03:52 PM
what beats me is why every goddamn game remake ends up being a FPS. Shadowrun got remade as an FPS, same for Syndicate...I guess FPS is the lowest common denominator. I don't mind them, but Shadowrun...Syndicate...there was much better to do than brutish FPS.

I could see a marvellous RPG with Shadowrun. I could see it working with the same mechanics as fallout or BG or Neverwinter Nights...

but I guess it's easier to sell FPS. Well in Shadowrun case it wasn't.

Marceline
04-15-2012, 04:00 PM
The whole strategy behind modern shooters is supposed to be "30 seconds of fun, repeated ad nauseum". And if there are people who are willing to pay for that, fine, whatever. It can fund some more interesting games. But it enrages me that it's held up as the best of what gaming has to offer while legitimately great games get picked to pieces.

Valkyria Chronicles is a current gen shooting game done well, to me. I was completely immersed in the story and the graphics, cared so much about my unit, and reset the game 1000 times to keep my characters from perma-dying. I'm not going to lose my wonderful creepy masochist engineer, not ever, even if I have to play a level 100 times! Plus, there was so much focus on strategy. But I guess that's why it's considered to be an SRPG and not a shooter.

If gaming magazines are going to keep letting people who hate certain types of games review them, they should let people who hate shooters review them. It would be a fun read, I'm sure.

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And even when they don't make it a FPS, they have to grimdark it up. Like how they tried to do SSX ~deadly descents~.

They scrapped that, but it still looks like they took most of the fun out of the new SSX. The whole reason the SSX games were great is that they were more like snowboarding on some insane gameshow than a sports game. Now it's just a generic snowboarding game, and it will probably sell great just to spite me. :laugh:

Neg
04-15-2012, 04:15 PM
I remember their review for Shattered Memories. The last sentence was like I'm sure there's plenty here for Silent Hill fans.

HOW ABOUT YOU LET A SH FAN REVIEW IT?

I don't mean someone who'll give it a 10, I mean someone who'll accurately point out what works and what doesn't and will take into account all that it does right AND wrong.

Too much to ask, apparently.

Marceline
04-15-2012, 04:30 PM
That's what really bugs me, I think. I see so many reviews with an opener saying that the person isn't really a fan of this series/genre. It's bad enough that it happens with gaming magazines, which at least have the limited staff excuse, but I see it on websites like IGN all the time, even though they frequently bring in freelancers.

If you're going to have someone who's not a Silent Hill fan review a Silent Hill game, then at least include one of those mini "second look" reviews from someone who has love for the series. New games cost a decent chunk of change, and it sucks that you can't really trust reviews anymore.

Eurysilas
04-15-2012, 04:55 PM
I loved the Tomb Raider games. ;_;

And it had nothing to do with Laura specifically. I just liked how I got to explore these places that were both historical and mythological at the same time. Granted, after Chronicles the series kinda gave up the ghost.

I never could get the stupid fuckers running on a Windows 98 Virtual machine. Then again, all I had was Shitty Virtualbox to work with. And everyone seems to use BIN/CUE combos, which OS X can't handle natively or with free software.

So I content myself with Tomb Raider I.

Marceline
04-15-2012, 05:06 PM
That makes perfect sense. :) I love games that get me excited about exploring their world. And, I love plenty of games that don't necessarily have great controls. There's just enough I enjoy about them to get me past that.

The people I knew who were really into it were teenage guys who liked to talk about Lara's butt a lot. So, that's probably colored my opinion of the franchise. :laugh:

docrate1
04-15-2012, 05:06 PM
Sparky, I thought of you today.

There was a garage sale in front of my place. Went there in search for books. saw a Toy Story woody toy.

it made me cackle like a hyena.

Anaximander
04-15-2012, 05:53 PM
















Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 06:05 PM





No hate intended. We like what we like, and you're great people, CM <3


squuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ :awsm:

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This looks too much like a tshirt :laugh:

Anaximander
04-15-2012, 06:15 PM
sparky, tom, whoever else cares: 007 GoldenEye Font | dafont.com (http://www.dafont.com/007-goldeneye.font)

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squuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ :awsm:

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This looks too much like a tshirt :laugh:

yeah, that some douche hipster would wear "ironically"

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http://blog.photoframd.com/2009/05/08/free-star-trek-fonts/

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Prime Directive Font | dafont.com (http://www.dafont.com/font.php?file=prime_directive)

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 06:54 PM
Island story's gettin good~ I wanna see what else happens before I make up some more~

Tom Toonami Tunes
04-15-2012, 08:31 PM
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/15064566-original.html)

Pictures › I Love my Grandpa - MyFigureCollection.net (Tsuki-board.net) (http://myfigurecollection.net/picture/406531&ref=item%3A99282)

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 09:21 PM
So back to the issue of adobe flash crashing my firefox, I've been trying the double window to watch my cartoon stream and it's still happening =/ I had the idea of trying another browser just for the stream, but when I search "browser name" + adobe flash + crash, it seems the problem is happening for a ton of people on different browsers. Chrome, Opera, and Firefox seem to have the same problems..........



Curse you Adobe! CURSE YOU!!!
http://i.imgur.com/7cSKF.gif

Anaximander
04-15-2012, 10:15 PM
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/15064566-original.html)

Pictures › I Love my Grandpa - MyFigureCollection.net (Tsuki-board.net) (http://myfigurecollection.net/picture/406531&ref=item%3A99282)

i like the cut of his jib

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tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
04-15-2012, 10:38 PM
Sparky, I thought of you today.

There was a garage sale in front of my place. Went there in search for books. saw a Toy Story woody toy.

it made me cackle like a hyena.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3sNAA9YoLDk/TocO6xZlpWI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/5KPu6hrfURY/s1600/Bear_Clapping.gifhttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3sNAA9YoLDk/TocO6xZlpWI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/5KPu6hrfURY/s1600/Bear_Clapping.gifhttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3sNAA9YoLDk/TocO6xZlpWI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/5KPu6hrfURY/s1600/Bear_Clapping.gif

impudent urinal
04-15-2012, 10:51 PM
So back to the issue of adobe flash crashing my firefox, I've been trying the double window to watch my cartoon stream and it's still happening =/ I had the idea of trying another browser just for the stream, but when I search "browser name" + adobe flash + crash, it seems the problem is happening for a ton of people on different browsers. Chrome, Opera, and Firefox seem to have the same problems..........



Curse you Adobe! CURSE YOU!!!
http://i.imgur.com/7cSKF.gif

Flash crashes for me all the time, but it doesn't take the whole browser with it. Just the little box where it should be has a little robot head telling me it crashed. Refresh the page and it's fixed.
My guess is your stubborn refusal to upgrade from 3 or 4 ( I forget which) may be a culprit as well.

No judgement. Just a friendly 2 cents.

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 10:54 PM
I just wish I could find a replacement for it. Why does adobe have the monopoly on stream media viewing?

Neg
04-15-2012, 10:57 PM
Apparently someone at some game conference decided to tell Japanese game producers that their games suck, outright. And then the guy who made Braid gave them shit, too.

From what I can see, they aren't doing anything different than they always have. Get over yourselves Western producers and show some fucking respect. You act that way, and fans are going to feel like they have a right to act that way.

Japan is Japan and Japan is fucking awesome. Cunts.

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 10:58 PM
Anyone know if Firefox 11 is good/stable? And can I rearrange the toolbar like I like it now? And can I use the skin on it?

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Japan is Japan and Japan is fucking awesome. Cunts.

qft

Neg
04-15-2012, 10:58 PM
It puts the lotion in the basket.

impudent urinal
04-15-2012, 11:00 PM
From what I can see, they aren't doing anything different than they always have. Get over yourselves Western producers and show some fucking respect. You act that way, and fans are going to feel like they have a right to act that way.

Weren't you just complaining about similar sequels? If they are doing the same thing in a changing market then they deserve a kick in the balls if they refuse to listen.

Chocolate Misu
04-15-2012, 11:01 PM
*looks at mozillas little tour of the new layout*............... wtf is this App Tab bs? I don't need no apps!

impudent urinal
04-15-2012, 11:03 PM
Anyone know if Firefox 11 is good/stable? And can I rearrange the toolbar like I like it now? And can I use the skin on it?

I don't have any problems with it other than those flash crashes occasionally.
It is very customizable, but I doubt you will get it exactly the same.
Toolbars and buttons probably won't be a problem, but I don't use skins so I don't know how that will fare.

Perhaps Spork will know more.

Neg
04-15-2012, 11:04 PM
There's a huge difference between being criticized for what you do in general, and specific complaints about franchises/companies.

Saying everything sucks about something is something we all do to an extent, as a means of hyperbole. But, to outright say that shit about an entire group of people? Seems pretty bullshit.

Plus, Nintendo aren't the only japanese game makers.

N-12_Aden
04-15-2012, 11:11 PM
There's a huge difference between being criticized for what you do in general, and specific complaints about franchises/companies.

Saying everything sucks about something is something we all do to an extent, as a means of hyperbole. But, to outright say that shit about an entire group of people? Seems pretty bullshit.

Plus, Nintendo aren't the only japanese game makers.

To the average gamer, most of the stuff coming out of Japan is uninteresting. JRPGs are passe, Visual Novels that are popular in Japan would never work in the West (plus the fact that import copy costs are fucking outrageous), and a lot of the games just feel outdated to some. (Again not my opinion, so don't bitch to me about it).

impudent urinal
04-15-2012, 11:13 PM
There's a huge difference between being criticized for what you do in general, and specific complaints about franchises/companies.

Saying everything sucks about something is something we all do to an extent, as a means of hyperbole. But, to outright say that shit about an entire group of people? Seems pretty bullshit.

Plus, Nintendo aren't the only japanese game makers.

Sure there may be nothing wrong with it other than not being with the times, but it is a problem nonetheless that a lot of Japanese developers are struggling to deal with.

N-12_Aden
04-15-2012, 11:26 PM
Sure there may be nothing wrong with it other than not being with the times, but it is a problem nonetheless that a lot of Japanese developers are struggling to deal with.

Not really struggling to deal with, just not doing a goddamned thing about it.

Neg
04-15-2012, 11:27 PM
I can understand all that, but people don't need to be shitheads and act like ZOMG WORST THING EVER. A lot of them loved VII, I know for a fact. Tastes are free to change, but don't make dick-ish blanket statements at conferences.

We've got enough unprofessional jackoffs on the internet as it is. Like me :awsm:

impudent urinal
04-15-2012, 11:32 PM
Not really struggling to deal with, just not doing a goddamned thing about it.

I didn't want to make a generalization for all of them that Neg would call me on.

This may be relevant.
Mega Man Creator on the Decline of Japanese Gaming - Games News at IGN (http://games.ign.com/articles/122/1220370p1.html)

Kojima: Japanese games behind in "technology, gameplay and world view" | GamesIndustry International (http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2012-03-19-kojima-japanese-games-behind-in-technology-gameplay-and-world-view)

Japan's Video Game Decline Is "Humiliating" (http://kotaku.com/5810630/japans-video-game-decline-is-humiliating)

Neg
04-15-2012, 11:40 PM
There was an Inafune quote in that ""article,"" too. Comments in that last one are pretty similar to what we were talking about earlier, in terms of shooters vs. "niche" games.

Not trying to come off a some kind of expert or anything. Even as someone who knows what he's really talking about. I read a crappy, biased gaming mag while I take a shit and complain when people attack things I like.

*shrug*

N-12_Aden
04-15-2012, 11:42 PM
I didn't want to make a generalization for all of them that Neg would call me on.

This may be relevant.
Mega Man Creator on the Decline of Japanese Gaming - Games News at IGN (http://games.ign.com/articles/122/1220370p1.html)

Kojima: Japanese games behind in "technology, gameplay and world view" | GamesIndustry International (http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2012-03-19-kojima-japanese-games-behind-in-technology-gameplay-and-world-view)

Japan's Video Game Decline Is "Humiliating" (http://kotaku.com/5810630/japans-video-game-decline-is-humiliating)

Exactly the the statements I was thinking of. I could have pulled them all out, but I assumed everyone here had read those or heard of them.

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I just don't go by any mags or sites. The only reason I still have a GI sub is to have bathroom reading material.

Neg
04-15-2012, 11:46 PM
The only reason I still have a GI sub is to have bathroom reading material.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/tumblr_l5647fYGHU1qbdajjo1_500.gif

impudent urinal
04-15-2012, 11:46 PM
I don't really trust GI either. Their rating system is terribly skewed. They say it is to more closely resemble the school grading of A+, B etc., but then why not just use that? It just makes average games look better than they are when they earn a 7 out of 10 ( a C average) rather than a 5. 5 would be a much better descriptor. It makes everything below that just varying degrees of bad and really how many do you need?
Maybe it's a publishing thing. If it looks objectively better to the publisher than they will be more inclined towards ad space and what not, but to the reader it is just a clusterfuck. Another reason to push for used games and rentals. Then I can know for myself and I only spent 2 to 10 bucks.

N-12_Aden
04-15-2012, 11:48 PM
I don't really trust GI either. Their rating system is terribly skewed. They say it is to more closely resemble the school grading of A+, B etc., but then why not just use that? It just makes average games look better than they are when they earn a 7 out of 10 ( a C average) rather than a 5. 5 would be a much better descriptor. It makes everything below that just varying degrees of bad and really how many do you need?
Maybe it's a publishing thing. If it looks objectively better to the publisher than they will be more inclined towards ad space and what not, but to the reader it is just a clusterfuck. Another reason to push for used games and rentals. Then I can know for myself and I only spent 2 to 10 bucks.

They gave ME3 a 10. Shows what they know.

Eurysilas
04-15-2012, 11:50 PM
I feel sorry for Japan. I mean, I think the world would be a far more boring place without them. But if Nintendo's baton death march is any indication of how the industry segment is doing as a whole (I legitimately have no clue)....

shudder

docrate1
04-15-2012, 11:50 PM
We had good magazines here in the past.

Player One. Mega-Force. Joypad. All those never hesitated to call a game shitty when it was shitty. Even when it was good, they still took the time to point the flaws, as small as they were.

I miss those mags. good thing I know a place where I can DL them :awsm:

Eurysilas
04-15-2012, 11:52 PM
I wish I had my old copies of GameNow.

*cries*

N-12_Aden
04-16-2012, 12:01 AM
I always liked Official Playstation Magazine (the old one that had the demo discs).

impudent urinal
04-16-2012, 12:03 AM
I wish I had my old copies of GameNow.

*cries*

Jesus, that takes me back. I remember the first one I bought had SotN on the cover. It became harder to get so I switched to Gamepro and EGM. I liked EGM better, but the issues always left ink on my fingers and the issues in general seemed to degrade faster. Could have used an extra layer of gloss.
I stopped buying Gamepro when the price went from 3 to 6 bucks even though the size shrunk by half. Some of those 90's issues were as thick as strategy guides while later ones barely worked as paper fans since they were so wispy.

Neg
04-16-2012, 12:14 AM
I had some of those thick ass issues. Bought them at airports, for some reason. No way that shit would fly now :sad:

What was that other Playstation Magazine. Three letters, had a logo of a yellow face with an eye patch....

I think I still have their sticker on my PSX memory card.

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PSM.

They made a shirt for Heather.



Also, apparently a lot of the shirts aren't available in the HD Collection. What the fuck does that thing do right? Imma use it as a drink coaster.

Chocolate Misu
04-16-2012, 12:18 AM
I miss the old game mags that would have anime product order sheets in the back ; ; I wish I had those Sailor Moon wall scrolls they had; ;








Am I playing the copycat game right?

impudent urinal
04-16-2012, 12:19 AM
Also, apparently a lot of the shirts aren't available in the HD Collection. What the fuck does that thing do right? Imma use it as a drink coaster.

:doc:

Neg
04-16-2012, 12:20 AM
Are we going to go through phases where we all copy each other's avs? :laugh:

I long for everyone to have XIII avs :169:

impudent urinal
04-16-2012, 12:20 AM



Neg
04-16-2012, 12:28 AM
I don't remember how objective it was, but I liked PSM, back then. That logo is pretty synonymous with PSX, for me. Only because I liked the cut of the logo's jib and could never thing of anything cooler to put on there, not the quality of the mag.

I use the OPM shirt, if anyone is actually curious.

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Zack or Adam, CM?

cuckoo77
04-16-2012, 12:29 AM
http://forums.ffshrine.org/customavatars/avatar402999_8.gif


:rofldata: :rofldata:

Nice.

impudent urinal
04-16-2012, 12:29 AM
That logo is pretty synonymous with PSX, for me. Only because I liked the cut of the logo's jib and could never thing of anything cooler to put on there, not the quality of the mag.

I don't recall it at all, but I have a terrible memory anyway.

Chocolate Misu
04-16-2012, 12:37 AM
Zack or Adam, CM?

I assumed this one's some kind of weird bird form of Adam, it has the original logo on it. Bought it a year or two ago :laugh: It's funny cuz it's Johnny Young Bosch and he voices Vash in Trigun and he's reading Trigun.... Dohoho dat slaps me on the knee :awsm:



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Antique? Antique?!






The 90's are antique? ; ;

impudent urinal
04-16-2012, 12:39 AM
Antique? Antique?!






The 90's are antique? ; ;

Yes.
Yes they are.
:sad:

Enkidoh
04-16-2012, 12:42 AM
Are we going to go through phases where we all copy each other's avs? :laugh:

I long for everyone to have XIII avs :169:

Only if I can have a Fang avatar. :p

Also, I remember PSM. I started getting them when they scrutinized every scrap of detail Square released about FFVIII's development, and then kind of got hooked on the cynical editorial style and fanart they used to publish. Then they kind of went downhill, devoting a lot of their editorial space to that stupid mascot they had. I think the last issue I bought was a FFXII issue or something. The Ryan Kinnard covers were cool though.

Incidentally, speaking of fanart, I remember there was one particular fan artist who used to send in a ton of FF fanart to them (Adam Weng I think his name was), to the point that when they discovered he'd been tragically killed in a car accident they devoted a whole page to his valediction. His art was very good, so that probably made it more depressing too.

cuckoo77
04-16-2012, 12:44 AM
but I found mine.



:shock:

How? Still?

I went to see if I could still do mine but it's normal and there doesn't appear to be anywhere else to do it.

:eye:





It was magic <3333 Even better than I'd hoped it would be.

The speakerphone had me in hysterics. :laugh:

...and for the lack of a better name "Sawhead" with the puzzle box made me giggle like a little school girl


And you get mad about Simon? You monster. :laugh:

Simon died a respectable death.

What Sparky did was just......horrific. :laugh:

Neg
04-16-2012, 12:59 AM
I assumed this one's some kind of weird bird form of Adam, it has the original logo on it. Bought it a year or two ago :laugh: It's funny cuz it's Johnny Young Bosch and he voices Vash in Trigun and he's reading Trigun.... Dohoho dat slaps me on the knee :awsm:

I actually kinda figured that was what you were going for ;)

I cannot fathom why they make such bullshit extra toys like that. They've proven that they can do a passable job of making cheaper versions of the toys (Samurai, mostly, but RPM is PASSABLE, I guess, if I take my fanboy goggles off). If they hadn't made all that extra shit for RPM, they could have made Engine souls to go in the cheaper molds.

I will never understand WHY they silence the engines. Kids love Pokemon, the show would have gone over like gangbusters. Plus, you can still see them flapping their gums in all the footage. But, no, it's post-apocalyptic for some asinine reason :rolleyes:

Seriously, that extra shit just SITS on Amazon and eBay. They can make AMAZING extra toys, like the Mega Blade and the mini-versions of the mecha. Focus on that stuff, knock off the bullshit, and make good, cheaper versions like you are capable of. You will make just as much money, if not more.


Only if I can have a Fang avatar. :p

Doesn't bother me.

Chocolate Misu
04-16-2012, 01:11 AM
I only bought it because it was on clearance at the store. I bought the red one too :laugh:

Marceline
04-16-2012, 01:16 AM
CM, your avatar. :love:


Apparently someone at some game conference decided to tell Japanese game producers that their games suck, outright. And then the guy who made Braid gave them shit, too.

From what I can see, they aren't doing anything different than they always have. Get over yourselves Western producers and show some fucking respect. You act that way, and fans are going to feel like they have a right to act that way.

Japan is Japan and Japan is fucking awesome. Cunts.

http://i44.tinypic.com/rv8unl.gif

And you know what? I thought Braid was a great game, but it's one damn game. Maybe get a little more experience behind your belt before you start criticizing companies that have released classic upon classic.


Weren't you just complaining about similar sequels? If they are doing the same thing in a changing market then they deserve a kick in the balls if they refuse to listen.

Similar sequels is not a Japanese problem. There are companies that do it, absolutely, but it plagues the entire gaming industry. A great deal of western games (that sadly sell a buttload) are essentially clones of their predecessors. Sports games are an obvious example (really, with how few changes they make, they could just sell a $15 roster update once a year), and FPS titles are pretty bad about this too.


To the average gamer, most of the stuff coming out of Japan is uninteresting. JRPGs are passe, Visual Novels that are popular in Japan would never work in the West (plus the fact that import copy costs are fucking outrageous), and a lot of the games just feel outdated to some. (Again not my opinion, so don't bitch to me about it).

I think part of it is the (western) gaming media pumping out the idea that JRPGs are out of date, and part of it is the fact that anime has become decidedly ~uncool~ in recent years.

If you look at any major JRPG franchise, or even some of the ones that are fairly minor here, they've continually updated and improved their gameplay without getting much credit for it. Even when they do get credit for it, like with the new Tales game, they try and undermine it by admitting that the battle system is fantastic, but focusing on the fact that their story and characters are cliche. It's a really obvious bias, especially when you look at some games that get major praise.

The biggest problem is that a lot of stuff that made JRPGs seem like the coolest of the cool around the time FFVII came out- the wacky hair-dos, the crazy weapons- are now off-putting to gamers who don't want anything resembling anime in their games. I saw someone going off about how FFXIII was pathetic, and he wouldn't play it, because characters had pink hair, and that was "stupid and unrealistic".

Magic is fine. Giant transforming summons are fine. But pink hair? That's too far. :laugh:


Not really struggling to deal with, just not doing a goddamned thing about it.

The lack of innovation in Japanese games is a line frequently pumped out by gaming sites and magazines, but I don't think it's the kind of problem these publications pretend it is, and companies absolutely are striving to do things about it.

I think some companies were late to the game with changes- for example, Nippon Ichi didn't upgrade the Disgaea sprites to HD until Disgaea 4- and I think that harmed their franchises in the west. Disgaea 3 outsold Disgaea 4 in North America even though many more people owned PS3s by the time 4 came out, and even though 4 was probably the best game in the series since the original. Like I said, every big JRPG has changed up their battle system quite a bit, but they didn't do it fast enough, and now have the reputation of refusing to change even though that isn't true.

By the same token, many Japanese companies, Namco especially, have gone out of their way to appeal to western gamers- it's just that the games they created were massive bombs. In fact, I'm pretty sure at least one of the quotes up-thread is out of context and was in reference to the weak games Namco published in the hopes of winning over gamers in the west.

One of the things that I do think is holding Japan back is the reliance on teens as protagonists. As teenagers, nobody minded this, but as people grow older, they often have a preference for playing as adult protagonists.

This is largely due to a difference in culture. In Japan, there are pretty strict expectations of adults in society/in the work force, but when they're at home, it's socially acceptable and even more common to be more childish. You can read up on amae to learn a little more about it.

Adult protagonists won't make a game a success here (just look at Lost Odyssey), but it is an issue. I don't know if I think it's a good thing for Japanese companies to change too much about their games for the sake of an audience that's determined to reject them, though.


I feel sorry for Japan. I mean, I think the world would be a far more boring place without them. But if Nintendo's baton death march is any indication of how the industry segment is doing as a whole (I legitimately have no clue)....

shudder

Japan is doing pretty okay. The best selling game in the entire world last week (or last month, I can't remember) was a title released exclusively in Japan. A One Piece game that'll probably never see an international release. Too bad, it's probably good times.

JRPGs actually still do pretty well in Europe too. They get a lot of titles released before North America gets them now, and sometimes get titles we don't at all.

There are niche games that have a built in audience and are cheap enough that they'll probably continue to come out here for quite some time. The Atelier franchise is pretty obscure, but the last 7 games in the series have been released here, with the next one coming out next month. It had a built in fanbase that's enough to continually be a profit.

It's actually bigger games that are in more trouble. They cost much more to localize, and because JRPGs have largely become niche titles, they're not as safe a bet as a cheaper game by a publisher like Gust. Titles like Xenoblade and The Last Story almost didn't get a North American release, which was pretty shocking. The Tales series is probably second only to FF, but Xillia coming out here isn't a safe bet. Valkyria Chronicles did pretty well, considering, but we might never get the third game in the series because the PSP doesn't have a big presence. Maybe it'll be available digitally if the Vita does well here.

What I'm using too many words to say is that Japan will be fine. It's Japanese games getting released in North America that's the issue.

Sometimes I really think that there's an active attempt by western companies to push Japanese developers out of the marketplace. Seeing companies like Bioware tear into JRPGs and get applauded for it only heightens my belief in gaming industry conspiracy theories. ;)

The majority of my game collection has always been Japanese games, and that will probably never change. Even if I have to become fluent in Japanese.

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The speakerphone had me in hysterics. :laugh::

Unicorn. Not enough happycrocs in the world.

impudent urinal
04-16-2012, 01:30 AM
Magic is fine. Giant transforming summons are fine. But pink hair? That's too far. :laugh:
:doc:




What I'm using too many words to say is that Japan will be fine. It's Japanese games getting released in North America that's the issue.
That is exactly the problem. Making games only for a Japanese audience rather than a global audience. Maybe they make enough to be a homefront success, but then they try to expand internationally and get crushed because they don't even bother to try to understand what anyone else wants.
Perhaps it is an extension of Japan's xenophobic and isolationist tendencies


Sometimes I really think that there's an active attempt by western companies to push Japanese developers out of the marketplace. Seeing companies like Bioware tear into JRPGs and get applauded for it only heightens my belief in gaming industry conspiracy theories. ;)

Even if they are, then Japanese PR and marketing departments aren't doing their jobs to stay competitive. Also apparent given that brief discussion of Konami hating its investors and seemingly doing everything it can to torpedo itself.
I don't think pushing them out of the marketplace is a hostile action rather than a simple marketing tactic and if the Japanese developers won't fight back, then it looks more like natural selection.
"Don't go gently into that good night" as they say.

docrate1
04-16-2012, 01:36 AM
:shock:

How? Still?

I went to see if I could still do mine but it's normal and there doesn't appear to be anywhere else to do it.

:eye:



there (http://maps.google.com/?t=8&utm_campaign=8bit). courtesy of Neg. If it doesn't work for you, blame Google. or HD. or your nipples. Or Sparky's cock disguised as Woody from Toy Story.


Neg
04-16-2012, 01:41 AM
I can get it to work for my parents' house, since they have a streetview available. If you don't have that normally, you won't be able to get to see it pixelated.

Best I can get is an aerial view, normally. My car is here. The streetview for my parents' house has my mom's old car in it.

Chocolate Misu
04-16-2012, 01:41 AM
Whole new meaning to "there's a snake in my boots"....

Neg
04-16-2012, 01:45 AM
Enki is gonna have some 'splainin' to do, to Revan :laugh:

Chocolate Misu
04-16-2012, 01:47 AM
Overworld map is cute but close up looks awful ; ;

Enkidoh
04-16-2012, 01:49 AM
Enki is gonna have some 'splainin' to do, to Revan :laugh:

Eh? :p

I'm just starting the trend... ;)

Neg
04-16-2012, 01:50 AM
You two are usually partners in crime when it comes to saying how much XIII makes your souls bleed :doc:

Chocolate Misu
04-16-2012, 01:56 AM
Thread 112867


I wanna play a new game. Kill/Truck/Bury. Kill em, hit em with a truck, or bury em alive~

Neg
04-16-2012, 02:01 AM
I prefer this game.

Enkidoh
04-16-2012, 02:07 AM
You two are usually partners in crime when it comes to saying how much XIII makes your souls bleed :doc:

Revan is the one that totally hates and despises the game, I didn't mind it to be honest (I'm pretty sure I've even defended it on one or two occasions). Just, it has a few issues that really annoyed me towards the end (plot that falls apart, on-rails gameplay, stupid Cloud-with-breasts-clone main character, zero-exploration, ridiculous main antagonist, good but ultimately flawed battle system). It does have it's good points though (Fang is awesome, some of the music I can't get out of my head, and... well.. the Eidolons. ;)).

Sure it's not my favourite FF, but it's not my most hated either (FFX has that dubious honour ;)).

Marceline
04-16-2012, 02:09 AM
That is exactly the problem. Making games only for a Japanese audience rather than a global audience. Maybe they make enough to be a homefront success, but then they try to expand internationally and get crushed because they don't even bother to try to understand what anyone else wants.
Perhaps it is an extension of Japan's xenophobic and isolationist tendencies

I think it's less that they don't bother to try to understand, and more than their attempts to appeal to the western market haven't been entirely successful. I think there's also a legitimate concern that they'll alienate their core audience in the process. Japanese gamers are the ones supporting these companies, so their primary focus has to be on continuing to appeal to them. Western franchises probably aren't going out of their way to appeal to Japanese gamers.

However, when it comes to major worldwide franchises like Final Fantasy, they can and should be doing more to appeal to gamers on an international scale, since they're losing what was once profitable ground. Final Fantasy XIII was absolutely an attempt to appeal to western gamers. It did well internationally sales wise, but didn't go over well with a lot of western fans, with XIII-2 not doing that well (though strangely, I've heard a lot of people who hated XIII praising it). Versus absolutely looks like it could appeal to all sorts of gamers, if it ever comes out, but I'm not certain people will be willing to give a game connected to XIII a chance.

XIV has been a stunning, massive disaster and I really doubt 2.0 can save it. At least not here, where SE's brand is pretty damaged. Frankly, I think they'd be better off putting their efforts into making XV an amazing game, but I'm just a random internet person. ;)


Even if they are, then Japanese PR and marketing departments aren't doing their jobs to stay competitive. Also apparent given that brief discussion of Konami hating its investors and seemingly doing everything it can to torpedo itself.
I don't think pushing them out of the marketplace is a hostile action rather than a simple marketing tactic and if the Japanese developers won't fight back, then it looks more like natural selection.
"Don't go gently into that good night" as they say.

Oh, I think it's mostly marketing too, and not some deep seated hatred for the Japanese people. At one point in time, JRPGs had an incredibly dedicated built-in audience. Anything published by Square and anything to do with FF especially would get massive, massive sales. Preying on any dissatisfaction JRPG gamers might feel and making them WRPG fans is only good business, and the general badmouthing of Japanese games means they're less likely to give other JRPGs a chance.

I think the perceived unwillingness to fight back is a combination of Japan's xenophobia, which you mentioned, and the enormous cultural differences between the east and west. The bigger Japanese companies would be well served hiring some excellent western PR people. Would do a lot more for them than releasing poor quality games based on their perception of the style of western games.

I do think Dragon's Dogma has the potential to be a huge success for Capcom, but Capcom's done better at holding onto the western audience in general.

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Fang <3333 Nobody talked about her like the other characters, so I wasn't expecting much from her, and then she was so very awesome. :love: Fabulous, even.

Tanis
04-16-2012, 02:12 AM
Real Time w. Bill Maher: Mitt Romney; the Least Interesting Man in the World (March 23, 2012) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSBOGJjXwEM)

Neg
04-16-2012, 02:15 AM
Sure it's not my favourite FF, but it's not my most hated either (FFX has that dubious honour ;)).

http://i.imgur.com/aWTGW.gif

Marceline
04-16-2012, 02:16 AM
I should add that in between typing out obsessive posts about JRPGs, I am playing Tales of Graces f, and it is swell. Highly recommend it. Pascal is the best. :love: :love: :love:

CM, you can come over and borrow my PS3 if you want. <3

Chocolate Misu
04-16-2012, 02:20 AM
I should add that in between typing out obsessive posts about JRPGs, I am playing Tales of Graces f, and it is swell. Highly recommend it. Pascal is the best. :love: :love: :love:

CM, you can come over and borrow my PS3 if you want. <3

I will make you mac and cheese


You are a saint :puppydog:

Neg
04-16-2012, 02:21 AM
Fang kicks all forms of ass, even if she's a better SAB post-game, and you need to train her as a RAV. They seem to have known you'd have to and her RAV track is very full, even in-game.

The only frustration is the part where she and Light are heading to Hope's house and you're fighting Behemoths that you can't stagger because you can't do Dual-casting. Beyond that, she's a fucking wrecking crew unto herself and virtually nothing can withstand going up in the air with her and Snow simultaneously.

impudent urinal
04-16-2012, 02:35 AM
XIV has been a stunning, massive disaster and I really doubt 2.0 can save it. At least not here, where SE's brand is pretty damaged. Frankly, I think they'd be better off putting their efforts into making XV an amazing game, but I'm just a random internet person. ;)





I do think Dragon's Dogma has the potential to be a huge success for Capcom, but Capcom's done better at holding onto the western audience in general.
Inafune was one of the first to call them out on it. Maybe when he left, it made an impact.
Resident Evil has been pretty successful in jumping the cultural divide. They should look into what exactly they are doing right there.

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I should add that in between typing out obsessive posts about JRPGs, I am playing Tales of Graces f, and it is swell. Highly recommend it. Pascal is the best. :love: :love: :love:

CM, you can come over and borrow my PS3 if you want. <3

Is it the kind that still has the backwards compatibility? If so can I join? :puppydog: I will bring games.... and chips.:puppydog:

Enkidoh
04-16-2012, 02:35 AM
Fang kicks all forms of ass, even if she's a better SAB post-game, and you need to train her as a RAV. They seem to have known you'd have to and her RAV track is very full, even in-game.

The only frustration is the part where she and Light are heading to Hope's house and you're fighting Behemoths that you can't stagger because you can't do Dual-casting. Beyond that, she's a fucking wrecking crew unto herself and virtually nothing can withstand going up in the air with her and Snow simultaneously.

Indeed. Fang is a one-woman-army - I normally keep her as a COM or RAV while stupid muscle-for-brains Snow gets beaten up - I really only use Fang for SEN during boss fights when another tank is necessary.

Juggling mobs in the air while staggered does ring-true with her Dragoon-like demeanor though (wields a polearm and has a mechanical dragon for an Eidolon - yes, I know Bahamut looks like Diabolos in XIII but the fact is, Bahamut is a dragon regardless. :P)

As for FFXIV, didn't Yoichi Wada basically come out and state with hat-in-hand that the FFXIV disaster really had hurt the reputation of the entire series? I'm pretty sure I have a link to an article on the subject saved somewhere.