meh....i don't bother trying to convert the people who hate serial television shows......it's just not your thing, right?

i liked it, it filled that void that Twin Peaks and The Prisoner left empty

I don't think it's saying it's ok.
It's saying look at these fat idiots like people you know.
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well...yeah...i don't think Seth MacFarlane or Matt Groening intended to say it was o.k.....it was the people who took them and turned them into heroes. I think Seth MacFarlane even said something about that, how ridiculous some of his 'fratboy' fans are.

they're probably the same people who didn't quite get the message that the movie Old School ultimately displayed in the end.....they just worshipped the idiotic stuff they did up till the end.

Every day closer to the Idiocracy reality....

sweet....
That's SIR Christopher Wonka Dracula Saruman Dooku Lee To You

Christopher Lee has finally been knighted.

Every day closer to the Idiocracy reality....

pretty close......i'm just waiting for the bus to start running in Costco.

Yeah I heard about Christopher Lee.
A Sith knight!
In the commentary to Return of the King I think it was he discloses that he stabbed a guy (possibly a Nazi)in the back in WWII.

i've never actually listened to the commentaries to the LOTR movies.......why i only finished the last of the special features documentaries on the extended editions a few months ago.

I've heard all the commentary tracks and seen all the docs prolly twice.

well as far as "Lost"...it seemed like the 70's disaster movies.....group of cardboard cut-out members of society all put into a survival situation,first off all hating each others social status's's's...but then having a big group hug and pulling through it...!

but then i heard some "crazy shit" about it....!

can't think what i used to watch that i actually followed....apart from the simpsons !

I've heard all the commentary tracks and seen all the docs prolly twice.


yeah? well....i made sweet sweet love to...um.....Pippin.

speaking of commentaries....

the "Sideways" commentary is fuckin hilarious....better than the movie ! one of my all time favorites.

very eloquent...and yet perverted !

well as far as "Lost"...it seemed like the 70's disaster movies.....group of cardboard cut-out members of society all put into a survival situation,first off all hating each others social status's's's...but then having a big group hug and pulling through it...!

but then i heard some "crazy shit" about it....!

can't think what i used to watch that i actually followed....apart from he simpsons !

well...you got the 70's disasters movie thing right.....there are multiple characters, at first they seem very cliche, but they begin to develop into something much much more.

Think a 70's disaster movie, meets Lord Of The Flies, meets Twin Peaks, Back To The Future, meets The X-files meets Lost World...well....fuck, i don't know, it just gets plain fuckin' weird.

The Elvin womenz were hawt.
I wonder what else on 'em is pointy aside from the ears?

well from what i was hearing....it did seem like they were just adding shit....for shit's sake !

i didn't know wether to take any of it seriously !

wasn't just a group of people with cameras saying....lets just keep filming and somehow the editors with make somthing out of it ?

The Elvin womenz were hawt.
I wonder what else on 'em is pointy aside from the ears?
their vaginas?

she had a clit like a pickle.

what,that big ?

no,...that green and that sour

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well from what i was hearing....it did seem like they were just adding shit....for shit's sake !

i didn't know wether to take any of it seriously !

wasn't just a group of people with cameras saying....lets just keep filming and somehow the editors with make somthing out of it !

yeah...i think that happened somewhere during the 2nd season......but they ultimately put their feet down and decided it had to have reason, a direction and an end.

seriously?

hell no......if it's not something like Schindler's List or something i don't usually take movies or TV seriously.

how's the rapidshare treating you, rick?

this a FAIL....or a SUCCESS !?

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living is good sometimes. :)

man ! they must've cranked up that fuckin' board somethin' awful !

that is by far the best "missed it by that much shoot the shit" moment ever.

i wonder what was going through the poor sod's head seconds before impact.

"huh. this isn't right. I suppose I sho--"

4% of file # 2. I always forget how long between you have to wait.

shitty deal.

i just read Ron Moore is writing the script for a sequel to I, Robot. Robots living among people....i dunno....do you think he can pull it off?

I mean, Data....The Cylons......it is kind of in his history.

that is by far the best "missed it by that much shoot the shit" moment ever.

i wonder what was going through the poor sod's head seconds before impact.

"huh. this isn't right. I suppose I sho--"

was probably humming R-Kelly's "I believe I can Fly" just before he started the run up......then!

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Yeah I heard about that.
I'm sure people will be having sex with the robots in pools of blood if Ron makes it.

there's a whole story behind the blowdryer prank.

i saw the whole video on TV a few weeks ago.

I forget exactly how it started but the boyfriend soaked her first as a prank and said you better hurry up and get dry, we gotta leave in a half hour. he's hiding around the corner laughing.

fucking hilarious guy....kudos to him.

i vote NOT having sex with a julia robots !

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wow....i don't even.......:shock:....snuh? i can't....it's just that....um....wow.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

my dreams are going to be that of a disturbing nature tonight.

she has got an enormous mouth....that'd make my dick look small !

i'd be afraid it'd get caught on that fish hook of a nose.

a nostral might actually be tighter !

if too tight,i'll wait until shes got a cold !

The Dune movie has been canceled due to director bailing.
Good, it's been done enough, they need to come back with the TV minis instead.

Found another DivX link to Angel Heart:

http://stagevu.com/video/ddjskhgcwvno

i'd bail too if i were to try and make a movie out of those books......it's much better suited to tv minis. you actually have the time to flesh out things.

that tv show "supernatural"...with the 2 brothers....was that any good !!?

i only saw the pilot episode....thought the "banter" was pretty quip-y.....did that show have legs or...!?

NO.

;)

I never watched more than 5 minutes of supernatural.
There's always something else better on.

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well...i'm out for the night (or in mental's case, the day)


"mental's case" :loldata:

niters :)

nite dude...i gotta get some stuff done today....not to marginalise this thread.....but,y'know what i mean.

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i gotta boogie

laters

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this a FAIL....or a SUCCESS !?

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i vote NOT having sex with a julia robots !

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Oh man, some good shit last night.

Movie review!

Michael Jackson's This Is It: ****
Actually did a great job of recreating what the actual concert experience would be like. Guy was in damn good shape for 50. (!)

Got a lot of good movies to look forward to this weekend...The Box, A Christmas Carol, The Men Who Stare At Goats, The Fourth Kind...of all of them, Roger Ebert rated Carol (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091104/REVIEWS/911059995) and Goats (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091104/REVIEWS/911059998) pretty high...I look forward to them.

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that can only be described simply as 'demented'

:loldata:

who thinks of that shit?

I don't know, but I've been watching it for the past 45 minutes. I'd say, my doppelganger?

:loldata: it's been on my screen for the past half hour

This is that weird Fight Club shit again, isn't it?

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that's from way back in the old days during the Great Depression, budarc, you old codger

Multiply we did. How many new waves of shit-shooters came and went before we became the latest four in the series?

Carrie Fisher and Tracy Eddon, Fisher's stunt double, relaxing during a break filming Return of the Jedi.

Multiply we did. How many new waves of shit-shooters came and went before we became the latest four in the series?

fuck i dunno man.

we started out as budarc, cuckoo and Tigertail77

then i think Neg came along as a regular, although he was here from the very beginning and Tigertail left, keeping us at 3 still

Zoran frequented quite often, after that too, bumping us up to 4

Drocks kept on coming in, until he realized just how crude we actually were. :loldata:

Then Laei came along for quite sometime, but disappeared after her trip.

Neg left for a bit, when i think we pissed him off a bit (something to do with short-haired girls jokes) and we also had some strong disagreements with The Others.....or Nazis...i forget what they actually were.

Right about then, Rick Says appeared and we became a fairly strong trio of shit-shooters.

it wasn't long until mental melvin began gracing us with his own brand of twisted humor, around the same time Kingtibarn started showing up too.

And that's when we just about lost one of our founding fathers.

bumping the Party of Five down to 4 again: cuckoo, Rick Says, Mental Melvin & Kingtibarn.
Although, Kingtibarn disappeard after school started and we haven't really seen him since.
but it was about then, that Neg started frequenting these parts again, although not an official shit-shooter (because he's smart and doesn't get too involved), he does get "very special guest star" status though.

Right around the time, that budarc guy started coming around again, Dr. Faustus came out of the lurking woodworks, brushed himself off and slipped in rather comfortably.

We seem to be at our best as the five that we have today........we manage to keep this thread with the 2rd highest number of posts in the GD forums, right under :
thread in which we respectfully comment on pictures of other users in noncreepy ways , which isn't too bad considering that thread was started a little over five years ago, and we have just under 6,000 posts to catch up :-P

Carrie Fisher and Tracy Eddon, Fisher's stunt double, relaxing during a break filming Return of the Jedi.

dude.

:)

fuck i dunno man.

we started out as budarc, cuckoo and Tigertail77

then i think Neg came along as a regular, although he was here from the very beginning and Tigertail left, keeping us at 3 still

Zoran frequented quite often, after that too, bumping us up to 4

Drocks kept on coming in, until he realized just how crude we actually were. :loldata:

Then Laei came along for quite sometime, but disappeared after her trip.

Neg left for a bit, when i think we pissed him off a bit (something to do with short-haired girls jokes) and we also had some strong disagreements with The Others.....or Nazis...i forget what they actually were.

Right about then, Rick Says appeared and we became a fairly strong trio of shit-shooters.

it wasn't long until mental melvin began gracing us with his own brand of twisted humor, around the same time Kingtibarn started showing up too.

And that's when we just about lost one of our founding fathers.

bumping the Party of Five down to 4 again: cuckoo, Rick Says, Mental Melvin & Kingtibarn.
Although, Kingtibarn disappeard after school started and we haven't really seen him since.
but it was about then, that Neg started frequenting these parts again, although not an official shit-shooter (because he's smart and doesn't get too involved), he does get "very special guest star" status though.

Right around the time, that budarc guy started coming around again, Dr. Faustus came out of the lurking woodworks, brushed himself off and slipped in rather comfortably.

We seem to be at our best as the five that we have today........we manage to keep this thread with the 2rd highest number of posts in the GD forums, right under :
thread in which we respectfully comment on pictures of other users in noncreepy ways , which isn't too bad considering that thread was started a little over five years ago, and we have just under 6,000 posts to catch up :-P

Wow, that's just about the whole sordid history of shoot the shit right there.

I feel like we should orally pass it down to preserve the legacy so that it may be passed down from generation to generation of simpleminded idiots.

:-P

There were a couple of other people that showed up here and there, Wheaties, parker1, PRican82, a couple of one-shot VGMers (Sirusjr and Sanico), not to mention Those We Do Not Speak Of. Those bastards that almost got me to quit this god-fearing place. Then I came to my senses and realized that not even I need that much more masturbation time, and so I came back.

There were a couple of other people that showed up here and there, Wheaties, parker1, PRican82, a couple of one-shot VGMers (Sirusjr and Sanico), not to mention Those We Do Not Speak Of.
ahh yes....so i did forget a few. sorry guys ;)


Those We Do Not Speak Of....Those bastards that almost got me to quit this god-fearing place. Then I came to my senses and realized that not even I need that much more masturbation time, and so I came back.

wait a minute...you told me you came back because you missed masturbating to pictures of mouse shit.

I do love me some short-haired girls...

i'm digging Rihanna's mohawk for some reason.

looks we're getting ready for a power outage in these parts.......must be pretty nasty for you too, Rick.

Here comes the rain and wind. I hope I don't lose power.
I'll be doing a traditional sun dance.

*cuckoo looks out his window*

i don't think no sundance is gonna help here.....i think i just saw a cow blow by.

I like the crazy weather. I'm off to go shopping.

i like if it i'm not going a long distance on foot.

have fun out there :)

wait a minute...you told me you came back because you missed masturbating to pictures of mouse shit.

Ah...well, yes. I got it mixed up. I came back because I wasn't masturbating enough. :(

So I just saw G.I. Joe tonight. Fucking terrible, terrible movie. I can't decide whether Transformers 2 or this was worse. Jesus Christ, throw as much fucking shit at the audience as you can. For me, sensory overload = boring. I lost interest with every single fraction of a millisecond cut, explosion, car chase, and mindless act of violence.

No wonder people think Americans are assholes.

people think Americans are assholes?

who?

i'll eat these Anti-Americans......i think it might be the French....no wait, maybe it's the Africans...no...maybe it's the English.....no no...that's not right, the Chinese? the Irish or Scottish? ahh...that's just silly....perhaps it's the Canadians! Romania!!!! or those folk over in Iraq! Australia? well...damn...so many suspects.......whatever did you guys do?

but good god, man.....what on earth even made you sit through G.I. Joe? i think my neighbor's grandpa's dead dog knew that movie was going to be horrible.....and dear Old Rex (R.I.P.) only caught the tail end of a teaser trailer on Entertainment Tonight right before he choked on a bone...r.

Take me back in time ;)

but good god, man.....what on earth even made you sit through G.I. Joe? i think my neighbor's grandpa's dead dog knew that movie was going to be horrible.....and dear Old Rex (R.I.P.) only caught the tail end of a teaser trailer on Entertainment Tonight right before he choked on a bone...r.

Alan Silvestri's score, plain and simple. It's the only thing that made that piece of shit movie sit-throughable. Although I admit I got hooked on the theme during the DVD menu screen. The score is pretty straightforward and often repeated, and at once too good for this movie yet also oddly appropriate. Anyway, I've got this thing about having to watch the movie before listening to its score...to me it doesn't make sense to listen to the intended accompaniment without having any images to put with it.

With all the new-fanged sequels of classic 80s movies (the latest ones being Roger Rabbit 2 and Ghostbusters 3), I think the only thing that's left is the big-screen return of Back to the Future. Do you think Michael J. Fox is up to portraying McFly one last time? :erm:

i think he's a little shakey on the subject


oooohh.....too soon?

:(

Matthew Broderick gave a big fat NO to returning to Ferris Bueller....stating that he felt too old to play the rebellious type. However Keanu Reeves has expressed some interest in a possible return to where his mainstream career began....yes...Bill & Ted. Just a shot in the dark, but me thinks Alex Winter wouldn't mind it either.

Holy shit...Bill & Ted as two old men? I don't fucking know if I want to see that.

What about Cheech & Chong? They must have some smoke left in them, eh?

hmm...i dunno.....they did a small tour together recently, didn't they?

:loldata:

hells yeah...these just hosted the Smoke Out festival a few days ago in San Bernardino

Yeah, I guess. Shit, I wonder if Paul Reubens's two simultaneous Pee-wee projects are ever going to get off the ground. He made a small comeback on the Jay Leno Show a couple months back.

Pee-Wee's never gonna happen.
poor guy.

he just screwed Pee-Wee really badly.

so unless it's a gross-out raunchy comedy, i don't know.......that might actually work, in a weird, kinda creepy way.

fuckin' firefox has crashed on me 15 times in past 5 minutes....it literally crashed 1 second after i restored it again 3 times.

now it wants me to update it...........do i really have a choice?

i should eat firefox and fondle google.

Hmmm...what other beloved movie would I like to see a lame sequel to?

You know, I always wanted to see how "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian" would've turned out...shit, that would've been awesome.

fuckin' firefox has crashed on me 15 times in past 5 minutes....it literally crashed 1 second after i restored it again 3 times.

now it wants me to update it...........do i really have a choice?

i should eat firefox and fondle google.

Google has big pepperoni nipples.

hmm...yeah...i don't know about that actual script.........but i would like to see Keaton put on the Ghost with the Most guise back on.

I want to ogle and then shoot my goo on google.

I don't know, it seemed really funny until I typed it.

I'm interested to see what Robert Rodriguez's script does with Adrian Brody and Topher Grace in Predators.....a really weird pairing of the two actors first off....even weirder to put those two in a Predator movie............oh well....Danny Trejo is in it.....he was born for these types of movies.

Oh fuck, another Predator movie? That's one series I've never been able to get into. It just seems so "bleh" to me.

Maybe it's just the Alien vs. Predator movies that left a bad taste in my mouth. At any rate, I'm going to end up watching it anyway because I'm a dork and Silvestri's probably going to be back to score it. :p

I want to ogle and then shoot my goo on google.

I don't know, it seemed really funny until I typed it.

:loldata:

the funny works in mysterious ways.

I can't remember the last time I felt funny. Except when I last looked in my pants.

*drum riff*

Oh fuck, another Predator movie? That's one series I've never been able to get into. It just seems so "bleh" to me.

Maybe it's just the Alien vs. Predator movies that left a bad taste in my mouth. At any rate, I'm going to watch it anyway because I'm a dork and Silvestri's probably going to be back to score it. :p

I saw the 1st AVP movie on tv a year ago at like 2 in the morning.....it kinda sucked. i never bothered with the 2nd one.

if it's not Silvestri on that project, it's Graeme Revell or Brian Tyler.

Revell, 'cuz he seems to be Rodriguez's go to guy for the most part and well, Tyler, 'cuz it's what he seems to be doing lately.

I can't remember the last time I felt funny. Except when I last looked in my pants.

*drum riff*

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! sign this boy up! SIGN THIS BOY UP!

Yeah, I can very much see Tyler doing it. I don't know why, but with every latest Tyler score I listen to, I get less enthused about the guy.

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! sign this boy up! SIGN THIS BOY UP!

Yikes, when I start doing my old Dangerfield routine, it's probably time to call it quits. ;)

Laterzzzzzz!

XOXO

the last score i like by him was The Lazarus Project from earlier this year.....one of my favorites this year actually.....but for the most part it's like 1 out of every 5 scores he puts out i like...the rest is Tyler doing action music...again.

Yikes, when I start doing my old Dangerfield routine, it's probably times to call it quits. ;)

Laterzzzzzz!
niters

see kids.....budarc's going to go masturbate with his dog and then fall asleep naked with a tube of toothpaste still stuck up his bum, dreaming of...well....budarc things.


XOXO

:eye: :eye: :eye:

not before you masturbate....gross.

:loldata:

I like maybe the first two or three tracks on each of his albums, and then it all starts sounding the same.

I liked the spin he put on Shirley Walker's Final Destination score. Just the first track, the rest was rubbish.

The rest of the time I find myself going back to the heyday of Six-String Samurai and Bubba Ho-Tep...then I think, what heyday?

niters

see kids.....budarc's going to go masturbate with his dog and then fall asleep naked with a tube of toothpaste still stuck up his bum, dreaming of...well....budarc things.

Nah, I don't do the toothpaste thing anymore. Too minty. Now I like to puncture my scrotum through with a fork to the chair when I jag the wild pepper hose. I think I may have picked that trick up from someone here on this very thread...

I like maybe the first two or three tracks on each of his albums, and then it all starts sounding the same.
The rest of the time I find myself going back to the heyday of Six-String Samurai and Bubba Ho-Tep...then I think, what heyday?

he was on fire with Bubba Ho-Tep, 6 String Samurai, Partition, Children Of Dune, Rambo, THe Lazarus Project, Plan B, War, Timeline, Last Call, Finishing The Game and Frailty....but the rest of his stuff is all action music...good action music for the most part....it's just too repititive.....kinda like the movies they're from though...so maybe that's the problem.

Nah, I don't do the toothpaste thing anymore. Too minty. Now I like to puncture my scrotum through with a fork to the chair when I jag the wild pepper hose. I think I may have picked that trick up from someone on this very thread...

...really....hmm...i wonder who?

:rolleyes: he must be a real charming young lad. :rolleyes:

{that is why i won't do 2 shows a night.}

#ehem#

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thanx cuckoo for the chronology of "shoot the shits out-patient"'s post-ers.Thats quite some history....and i am glad to have made my mark.

you still have to take a leak in the corner over by Rick Says' supper dish.

then you've cemented yourself into this little band of brothers.

righty-o

had my vit-c so its gonna be thick-with-body-toxins being flushed out....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip......

.....................
huh !.... well whadja know ??.....so thick, like fudge, its clogged halfway up the pipe !

maybe next time !

hey ! has COD4 got basketballs in it !?

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....just a thought !

what the hell is that from?

:loldata:

i have no idea !

i last saw that old girl in Throw Momma From The Train...!

yeah...the Goonies too.

ahh..fuck she's been in so much since '71 i'll never pick out which movie that is......

yeah she could kick ass until the basketball girl....

{getting kinda excited about the whole COD4 thing.....any other games i should be made aware of...other than COD5 !?}

probably....i'll look into it..........i'm not sure what other games are good for Live where we get to team up (or not) and kill other people (or each other).....

i'm gonna pass on the x-box steering wheel thing....for a while at least.....that whole car-driving episode in my life has left a nasty taste in my mouth...

....so for a while cars will continue to be those hulks of metal by the road side polluting my air! heheheh

until they make a DEATH RACE game!{based on the 1975 movie}

probably....i'll look into it..........i'm not sure what other games are good for Live where we get to team up (or not) and kill other people (or each other).....

oh i was under the impression you often "kill folks" online in MANY games of that nature...!

so will this be your first team up,as with me ????

{oh ! and just to go back to the Michael Keaton Beetlejuice come-back....i read an interview about 9 months ago where "he" expressed a real interest in doing it....said,he felt it still had so much more potential"....and with the amount of make up he wears...no one can say he is too old !}

i think for many a game online you kill kill kill kill .... unless you're playing Wii....then you're usually just a pussy.

oh i was under the impression you often "kill folks" online in MANY games of that nature...!

so will this be your first team up,as with me ????

yeah...it'll be my first team up....i don't have it hooked up Live yet......i'm gonna do that sometime this month i guess.

i guess we'll have to work around the time differences to team-up.

like right now would be a good time....well....maybe an hour or two ago.....i'm gonna crash soon.

right....well the {black} Elite 120GB X-box 360 just dropped $180 here....which is good....and the 28" monitor i want....for a while looked like was sold out everywhere...until i realised its in stock "online".{direct from manufacturer}...so,...if all goes well......

december 10th is when i'll be fully loaded....cocked {heheh} locked, and ready to rock.

also,in other news....an ExEx contacted me recently......!!!!.....looks like i'm gonna have an eventful Christmas !
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a christmas miracle.

i'll probably be found dead in the gutter at some point....but until that happens....

i'm gonna enjoy that 360 immersion.

as far as time difference....i guess i could get my lazy ass outa bed at 5am...instead of 7:30....

man ! i think theres gonna be a recal of these slides...what do ya think ?

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if anything i think they should mass produce those things if that's what they do

:loldata:

as far as time difference....i guess i could get my lazy ass outa bed at 5am...instead of 7:30....


lazy ass? 7:30 am?

i'm not outta bed until 8:30 am ....sat and sun i'm outta bed at 9:30.....

and with that, i gotta be up in less than 6 hours, so I should be hitting the hay.



niters ;)

nite-y nite dude.

i used to get up at 5 and go running....so "Now" i am "lazy" these days.

as far as military gaming...i'm slow,but i'm professional...i get the job done. !

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/murder_turtle.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4225)
murder-turtle

i also do truck-wheel-sniping when needed.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/outofnowhere.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=626)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKwaOg7RYPo&feature=related

complete first mission of Modern Warfare 2....

....makes me laugh,these people that RUN a million miles an hour in-game...if it were real with 20 kilos of real gear,they'd barely make it through a quarter of that !

heheheh.....virtual health !

Dr. Faustus came out of the lurking woodworks, brushed himself off and slipped in rather comfortably.

That's what she said too.

And the lesson for today? Don't forget the boss' cookies!

http://i33.tinypic.com/5ecpwl.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/5ecpwl.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/5ecpwl.gif

or to have impure thoughts about "hot girls and edible penis shaped fruit".

ok fuck it ! i'm just a man dammit !!!!

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/banana.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1862)

fap fap fap fap....thats right bitch...taste it...taste it goood...right there...ahhh......Mmmmmm fap fap fap fap pop.

I think I know her...no wait...that's not right...I think I'd like to know her... yeah that's it.
I'm getting good at this typing with one hand business.

Yeah bitch.. do what the man above said.

hey ! has COD4 got basketballs in it !?

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/deadly_friend.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=3054)

....just a thought !

Ah, I recognize that one. It's from a lesser known Wes Craven (who else?) film called Deadly Friend. Not as good as that gif leads you to believe, but good enough for a late night rental.

i gotta re-read that "Jack Black's Guide to Working Your Magic wit da hos" book.

i may be a little rusty....

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/jackblack.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1887)

and since one of my Exs got in touch....y'know what women are like in the approach to Christmas..."feeling lonely" ={Join the fuckin club!}...and they start being LESS frigid-ice-maiden-ish and more susceptible to magic worked with the right amount of bullshit....

man ! where am i goin' with this.....in short : close to the holiday season of the year...women ain't so bitchy when they're single.

there.

its been said.

i can only show you the door...its up to you wether you walk through it !

Ah, I recognize that one. It's from a lesser known Wes Craven (who else?) film called Deadly Friend. Not as good as that gif leads you to believe, but good enough for a late night rental.

this from the same movie.....?

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/smoosh8ix.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1662)

seems a possibility !

that's FInal Destination 2.

hilarious.....they never kill the young kid.....except this one....he got it good. That's actually just outside a Ritzy hotel down my street.

Hey kids!!! Now you have a reason to save your empty thread spools!

y'know...just this second i was gonna toss it out...{and the thread spool}...but now i won't.

man ! you live almost right in hollywood !!

i lived near where they filmed Shaun of the Dead !!!

y'know...just this second i was gonna toss it out...{and the thread spool}...but now i won't.

man ! you live almost right in hollywood !!

i lived near where they filmed Shaun of the Dead !!!

HOllywood?

no....i live in what's dubbed in North AMerica as North Hollywood, Vancouver.......basically a fanboy's wetdream......it's where most of the sci-fi and horror movies are filmed these days.

they dropped awhole bunch of cop cars from some cranes right outside my window once....something to do with a guy called Magneto.

Sorry to interrupt (okay - I'm not really, but thought it would go in my favour) but do any of you guys know of a site that hosts the MOJO magazine cover mounted CD's? I've gone and damaged the Nick Cave influences one and need it replaced. I tried the B-Spot searches but no joy...
If so, PM me???

yeah thats where hollywood heads when studio heads wanna either save money OR get some AWSOME scenery.

sadly "crouch end" in north london {where Shaun was filmed} is hardly picture postcard scenery ! Did you wanna jump on a plane and head there after seeing the movie ?

yeech...no...i didn't even know there was one.....is that a new issue? if so, i should go pick that up.

Shaun was a great show - i loved the vinyl flinging scene.


MOJO mag - maybe it's just British - they have a CD every month - usually it's good.

Shaun was a great show - i loved the vinyl flinging scene.


MOJO mag - maybe it's just British - they have a CD every month - usually it's good.

no...we have it here......it's an import though......like 15 bucks for the magazine...but it's worth it, compared to the shit rags that's Rolling STone.

15 bucks? Foly Huck! I hear you can get a hand job for that.


(The Nick Cave ones an old issue, from about 6 months ago)

Shaun was a great show - i loved the vinyl flinging scene.

yeah i loved the movie...but strange seeing it up on he BIG screen...just where ya do ya shoppin' n' stuff !!!!!

walked into a bar and the staff were {quote:} "all abuzz" !

i asked what was goin' on....and apparently just an hour before...the place was full of "zombies" in make up....and they'd just finnished filming the "cricket bat" scene where they all get in the "Jag".

i was so bummed out !.

i woulda made a great fuckin' zombie.

ooh...a re-recording of Disc 1 of Floyd's The Wall in the December issue though!

yeah...the Nick Cave one is from March......no luck getting that here......well maybe a magazine specialty store.....i'll take a look in one of those.

Yeah, saw that. Disc 2 is next month. Can't wait to see who does Run Like Hell.

Yeah, saw that. Disc 2 is next month. Can't wait to see who does Run Like Hell.

The Pussycat Dolls

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Rick Wright just rolled in his grave......fuck......i'd have to kill someone if that ever happened.

well...technically, he actually had nothing to do with The Wall....so i guess he wouldn't care...?

15 bucks? Foly Huck! I hear you can get a hand job for that.

if you look back through my history on here....you'll see i couldn't even get propped up for a $100 so i wouldn't choke on my own vomit by a hooker!



its funny....because its true !.

I think I just found the most god awful retarded comic in existance. I put it in a drop down because the pic is huge. I'd want my bloody money back.

i don't know what's worse....the fact that it's a flying nun....or the fact that it's Sally Field.

i'm about to pop my 1,000th Post cherry....i better make it a good one !

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GP62OB7F

Here's the first four issues if you're feeling self-hatred

nothing in the world, Dr.....nothing in the world.

I couldn't resist - I have to know how she got the power of flight - if there's any good nun porn I'll share it - don't hold out much hope though

make it a good one, mental......make it a good one :)

i have no post numbers to look forward to until i reach 5000....and that'll be quite some time from now.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GP62OB7F

Here's the first four issues if you're feeling self-hatred

no, today i have been loving myself....in the natural way....

as opposed to the unnatural way ! = http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/self love.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=642)

make it a good one, mental......make it a good one :)

i shall try...

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/markey_mark_wtf.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=3670)

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/self%20love.gifhttp://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/self%20love.gifhttp://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/self%20love.gifhttp://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/self%20love.gif

that gives me the uber-wiggins something fierce

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

that's the face of someone who's just started reading this thread.
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/markey_mark_wtf.gif

lol

this was a close decision....

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/shakira8gx.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1348)

{ooooh i could just pound that to within an inch of my own life !!!! }

but,...i think,....theres too many to judge !

this :

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/redbull.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=637)





http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/bike.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1865) [Tom Cruise on his way to work !]

or......................

................................wait for it...........

or this : <a href="http://www.giffies.com/" TITLE="Giffies.com :: Adult Gifs">

for sheer 1,000th Post Rememberences of "pleasure & joy".

i have officially "sullied myself"...for your entertainments.

jesus...that bull might actually win

WHOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YAY !

wait'll we all reach the 500th page on this thread page.

i hear budarc is going to wrap a slinky around his penis and connect it to a live wire just to see if the bottlerockets crazy glued to his nipples light up and the condom stuck in his ass inflates or just melts.

for some strange reason....this one reminded me of budarc

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/4kkpvs0.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1561)


i don't know why !

it's the red shoes.....budarc wears those shoes on a lonely Sunday morning.

Chocolate scented crayons?! WTF?

thats it.

i'm a sky-blue shoes man myself.

'cuz everytime i think of the A-Team i think of chocolate.................that and i like to eat my crayons.

are all the crayons brown ?

is Mr. T. hiding somthing from the kids ??

i mention it...only because is a slippery slope into buying penis shaped lipsticks !

wtf ?

Wear your helmet and eat your crayons. The bus will be along shortly.

Wear your helmet and eat your crayons. The bus will be along shortly.

i love the lull in the conversation after a potentially offensive joke to any sort of minority or disease..........it makes the poster wonder if perhaps maybe they went just too far this time

:loldata:

Just wanted to say you guys are still cracking me up :-)

may the force be with you all.

i love the lull in the conversation after a potentially offensive joke to any sort of minority or disease..........it makes the poster wonder if perhaps maybe they went just too far this time

:loldata:

Just wanted to say you guys are still cracking me up :-)

may the force be with you all.

lol

thanks....

may the force be with you too.....but mostly just me.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

or



you be the judge.

:loldata:

the prettiest race of them all

:loldata:

the prettiest race of them all



what do ya think hes hiding with that bottle ?



i jest.

stub

don't laugh...he's a minor minority!

it's guys like this that give hip-hop a shitty name:

"On the lead track "3 Peat" on the Tha Carter III, Lil Wayne brags openly about getting shot, as many MCs past have done. Wayne raps: “Two more inches I’d been in that casket. According to the doctor I could've died in traffic.” What he failed to mention was that he actually shot himself by accident at the age of 12. Idiot.

I initially thought that this rap was about when Wayne got shot on his tour bus back in 2001 by a gang of angry female groupies, but that was a completely different scenario. Not only did this guy get shot by a girl, he’s the only self-proclaimed "gangsta" that got shot by his own hand. That fact that he acts like he somehow cheated death is pretty laughable. 50 Cent got shot nine times and lived. Now that’s cheating death. Wayne is also only 5' 6" and has been famous since the age of 15. It seems like a serious Napoleon complex and a very out-of-control ego have made Weezy believe that he's totally unstoppable. Some gangsta."

what a fuckin' loser.

don't laugh...he's a minor minority!

wow ! wish i had cheek bones like that !

i'm digging the little curl at the front of his stylin' do.

A short movie director

i'm digging the little curl at the front of his stylin' do.

very Christopher Reeves

this is worth postin' again.

Is he trying to cop a feel, but he can't reach?

i think it's the "laugh and you're an asshole" part that makes me laugh.
....

omg !

is it really like this on x-box live !?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtWHZIbZNxQ&feature=PlayList&p=4F0D81DDD36E9316&index=0&playnext=1

maybe we should start a band instead ! heheh

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/monsters.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1638)

:loldata:
that'll be us in a little over a month.

"you're gay"
"no, you're gay"
"you're gay"



that's one of the hardest parts of that game.....

....that and the Beach at Normandy....that takes no skills....that part is just pure luck.....fuckin' bullets flying by everywhere.......the first time i played that part, i just hid behind a rock for like 5 minutes.

:loldata:

i forgot about the whole "being able to talk to each other thing"...!

man ! i hope we don't end up playing 12 year olds...or special needs kids....i just wouldn't have the heart to detonate the C4 they'd be standing on.....

or would i !?

heheh...

i gotta go soon....ExEx is coming around with a DVD ! ! ! ! !

LMFAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Af4zxwrvM&feature=PlayList&p=4F0D81DDD36E9316&index=6

laters.......

.....there is no special needs in these games.....just kill or be killed.......i'd shoot Cancer Boy if i had to.

yeah,...daggers in the eyes ! ....blunt ones.

nite people....i'm exhausted !

gotta recharge my batteries....find my moral code manualhttp://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/1229687206811hi2.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=3314)

LMFAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Af4zxwrvM&feature=PlayList&p=4F0D81DDD36E9316&index=6

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

fuck...we gotta find this guy............you think the shit-shooters piss off people on message boards......wait'll we go Live.

i'm on it.

{nite}

see ya.

http://i35.tinypic.com/3496mhy.jpghttp://i35.tinypic.com/3496mhy.jpg

Back later. Gotta go to shop for essentials.

Oh man, I feel like a little kid running to the bathroom everytime a new message pops up on shoot the shit, because I can't risk viewing it on my work computer.

I've got to say, I like this latest incarnation of shit shooters the best. There's a little something for everyone. ;)

this :

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/redbull.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=637)


http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/bike.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1865) [Tom Cruise on his way to work !]

or......................

................................wait for it...........

or this : <a href="http://www.giffies.com/" TITLE="Giffies.com :: Adult Gifs">

for sheer 100th Post Rememberences of "pleasure & joy".

i have officially "sullied myself"...for your entertainments.

Happy 1000 posts, Melvin! I think that may have been the greatest 1000th post ever. :-P

Back later. Gotta go to shop for essentials.

tampons?

Oh man, I feel like a little kid running to the bathroom everytime a new message pops up on shoot the shit, because I can't risk viewing it on my work computer.

I've got to say, I like this latest incarnation of shit shooters the best. There's a little something for everyone. ;)

wait...you're getting e-mail notifications of new posts?

wait...you're getting e-mail notifications of new posts?

Hell no, but everytime I view the FFS main page, I see there's a latest message on test new smileys. This place is even more on fire than when we first started.

hmm...i only check the main page every so often, i just have this thread, the VGM hunt thread, your Ultimate Adventure thread and my cuckoo compilation threads bookmarked.

I usually keep this page on all day at home or at work, and just refresh it.

How good is this? Don't answer. I'm being rhetorical.

http://i34.tinypic.com/52j7e9.gif

hmm...i only check the main page every so often, i just have this thread, the VGM hunt thread, your Ultimate Adventure thread and my cuckoo compilation threads bookmarked.

I usually keep this page on all day at home or at work, and just refresh it.

Fuck...my compilation thread...I keep neglecting it.

I have like 5 projects I'm simultaneously working on on the back burner.

I used to have this thread bookmarked, but I decided I didn't want the evidence on my PC. I also delete my history and flush out the cache every time I log off.

In case the cops ever stop by my house, I don't want them to find my private stash of pictures depicting corkscrews up people's asses or whatever...

so, budarc, everytime you go to the bathroom, do you say to the others, "I gotta go shoot the shit!"

and your co-workers look at you funny and think to themselves, "gross, he doesn't have to tell us that."

so, budarc, everytime you go to the bathroom, do you say to the others, "I gotta go shoot the shit!"

and your co-workers look at you funny and think to themselves, "gross, he doesn't have to tell us that."

No, silly! I don't tell them what I'm actually doing. Instead I tell them I'm going to go to the bathroom to masturbate so fucking hard that my sperm will grout all the cracks in the tile floor. That way they won't ever suspect a thing!

Just one of those days....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/josh2222/order66yoda.gif

fat titty.



:loldata: that one's for yer scrapbook :loldata:

Fuck. Be careful what you wish for...

This really sucks.......

.....Elfman's score for The Wolf Man has been rejected. After so many re-edits and meddling with the film, apparently his all ready completed score just doesn't fit anymore.

So they've brought in Paul Halsinger......

.....oh well........

Wow. That's a load of bullshit. This movie has been pushed back, re-shot, re-edited so many times, there is absolutely nothing left about it I am anticipating. Just seems like a pretty straightforward werewolf picture now.

Now somehow we're going to have to get a hold of that rejected score...

fat titty.



:loldata: that one's for yer scrapbook :loldata:

Speaking of which, here is the updated scrapbook, up to and including the fat titty pic, Shitnuts and Family Shittle cartoons.

The Shoot the Shit Archives (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UAT33ZOE)

Now somehow we're going to have to get a hold of that rejected score...

maybe Kneaveny will share it with us

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

I wonder if they would keep some of his score. Probably not, but the elfman always writes a good opening titles thing. The curse of the Wolfman continues. I can officially care no less about it.

I'm tired...it was a long week...a shitty shitty dinner rush tonight.............i should eat The Wolfman and wash him down with a six-pack.

Get the underworld guy on the phone, stat! We need to rescore this wolf picture!
Poor Joe Johnston, I have liked his work, after this fiasco it's gonna be back to direct to DVD features prolly.

i bought the first Underworld score in drunken stupor when it first came out....damn you music stores staying open till 1 AM!!!

it pretty much sucked with the exception of 2 tracks....and even then, i haven't really listened to them since.

Mornin'.

i'm thinking this whimsical little ditty shall be our X-box Live anthem...once the team is down and only 1 left standing..on a stack of C4.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIUEi0ib3Fs

"Motion range arpeggiate
The decimator bend rage
Oscillate assimilate
The agitator depth cage
Modulate the head space
Parallel the universe
Transpose this face
Compress all

Trip myself up
I stand alone
Take myself out
I cut the throat
Trip myself up
Shuffle it slow
Take myself out
Time to reload

Shift the pitch
Phase the noise out
Scan the record
Throw the bitch out

Trip myself up
I stand alone
Take myself out
I cut the throat
Trip myself up
Shuffle it slow
Take myself out
Time to reload

ad lib to fade.
can also be found on the Punisher : War Zone soundtrack

In response to "underworld scores"...page kept changing & only half words are coming up as i type !

weird ! i just recently downloaded all 3 scores....just cos they were all together....havn't even seen 2nd & 3rd movies !

and,not overly terrified by the wolfman poster......maybe poster-man should quit too!


http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/6499/wolfmanposter2.jpgheheh hugo weaving! "HA HA I AM THE INTERNETS".

http://i35.tinypic.com/3496mhy.jpghttp://i35.tinypic.com/3496mhy.jpg

Back later. Gotta go to shop for essentials.

Awsome gif.

& tampons ??.

Any of you Conan fans got the cash,time & know-how to do a DVD-Rip of this.....? can't find an upload anywhere online. :(



that'd be all kinds of awesomness.

can be found here > http://www.soundtrack-club.net/content/product_info.php?products_id=1848

The Shoot the Shit Archives (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UAT33ZOE)

Thanks for this. Great stuff.



... & tampons ??.

Nah, them things go soggy too quick, I'd much rather have a bath sponge.

Death Race 2000 is 9 years late !

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/calm_close_call.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=3323)

aim for the bitch with his hands on his hips...900 points.

What a professional. He still gets the shot with a steady hand. He's got balls!

kodak moment !

as is :
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/birthdaycandleblower.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=3114)

hes like a little ninja !

This kid's not so smart.

http://i37.tinypic.com/iwn801.gif

and for those of you that can't wait for wolfman...i bring you buseyman.

{yes cuckoo...i know you're laughin at this one !!!!}

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Gary_busey_creepin.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4087)

don't know about you guys but my annual bulk delivery of handz-off just arrived....



just in time too....was beginnning to run low.

{i can only apologize to Sanico....and to myself.}

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/46/daff_fap.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=3833)

Santa gave me a discount !

(http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=3968)

Coconut, buttermilk and vanilla? Why do you think they give it a flavour?

those are just the flavors that make you lick your fingers so that the psychotropic drugs get into your system so that every time you see a girl....she looks like this

http://www.creepygif.com/images/thumb/15.jpg (http://www.creepygif.com/image.php?i=15")

and all urges {but running} are muted.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Gary_busey_creepin.gif

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

magnificent....absolutely magnificent.

it gets funnier and funnier the longer you watch it.

mr. busey has many looks.

i salute hims.

..........and i really really really shouldn't.....

but,...

does this remind you of anyone....at all !?.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/jumprope.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1207)

{reaches for his handz-off}

umm....budarc? is it really him?

wow....i've thought of budarc as someone who would wear purple.

what a pervert.

has that girl even got a skip-rope !?

or is she the kinda girl that just likes jumping up & down....

either way...its making me think of :

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/67/recursive_cat.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2197)

alotta pussy

lol

i was going to make a similiar comment.

something along the lines of jumping up and down and making really strange hand movements while at it.....i just couldn't come up a funny way to word it......so i made her budarc for a day instead.

what a pervert.

probably had that gif the longest....just didn't know how to use it....! {without raised eyebrows}

but today,...what the hell !

whenever in doubt, make budarc out to be the perverted one on this thread.


:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

"perverted one"

"the perverted one that has all our passwords...logs in an' types stuff we never would"

in fact i am only on that main thread....i've never actually seen or been on this thread.

somehow...i just sabotaged myself.

not foot-in-mouth....but a fist.

(http://www.creepygif.com/image.php?i=111)

"the perverted one that has all our passwords...logs in an' types stuff we never would"

in fact i am the only pervert on this thread....i'm so naughty and nasty that way.....yeah...hear me drool!

somehow...i just touched myself.

:eye: :eye: :eye:

budarc has no such thing.

erm,....

i don't either.

huh !?

i did....but i sold it.

are you making sense to yourself? 'cuz you're not really making sense to me.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata: