Doc, are you coming onto me? :shock:

Do you want me to. :naughty: I'll have to check my diary.

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GIS "melon" and you get pics of a melon. GIS "melons" and you get mental's porn folder.

I'm a professional. I know what the fuck I'm doing.

I'll have to check my diary.

Your diary?

You write about us....in a diary?

Weird, Doc.

Really weird. :laugh:

I kept a diary for about 2 years as a teenager. Feckin waste of time.
Only thing of any note in it was the day I sunk my cock in a smexy lady for the first time. That took up about one and a half lines.

Pull a melon out of your bum and you'll find out.

He can't resist a man who pulls melons out of their bums.

Good to know. :naughty:

I kept a diary for about 2 years as a teenager. Feckin waste of time.
Only thing of any note in it was the day I sunk my cock in a smexy lady for the first time. That took up about one and a half lines.

It probably took just as long to read it as it did to do it.

I'm a professional. I know what the fuck I'm doing.

Drunk again?

It probably took just as long to read it as it did to do it.

I even added a few exciting adverbs to stretch out the sentence. :sad:

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

drunk

Drunk again?

Does Neg fight when he gets drunk? :D

Doggie Krueger got a tan.

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Numbers 2, 4 and 5 are words to live by.

#3 is true, too.

No good deed goes unpunished.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Doggie Krueger got a tan.

Super Sentai

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too white

I agree with that entire post.

He uses Crest Whitening strips. :)

Just the right amount of white.

I love orange juice.

It was supposed to be blasphemous and ironic.

Freudian Slippers*::*Unemployed Philosophers Guild (http://www.philosophersguild.com/Freudian-Slippers.html)

I love orange juice.

Makes my pee a funny color. :)

I've never noticed that. And, I drink quite a bit.

Makes it smell funny too.

Next time you go pee, look at it and stick your head over the bowl and inhale.

You'll see. :D

Makes my pee a funny color. :)

You're not supposed to dip your dick in it.

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Buggerit, it's after 2. I had a double-bill of first one decidedly average and second one very likely utter shit films lined up for tonight. :mad:

If I knew it was going to be this kind of party I'd've stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

I had a double-bill of first one decidedly average and second one very likely utter shit films lined up for tonight. :mad:

Must be the Iron Man films. :p

I'd've

That's badass!

Fuck you.

If I knew it was going to be this kind of party I'd've stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

We can always heat them up again. :)

Nice and warm like.

I love orange juice.

Can't get enough of the stuff.

Shame most of it is just re-flavored deoxidated orange water.

Fuck you.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Indeed.

Fuck you.

I liked it. :sad: We're back to no good deed...

Must be the Iron Man films. :p

I liked them. Does this make you your lesser? :wannafight:

Don't shoot the ninja.

Must be the Iron Man films. :p

I don't own the second one.

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Where's that top 10 I made?

Put 2 on there. That thing is a messy masterpiece.

I liked them. Does this make you your lesser? :wannafight:

Whatever it makes me, I will pummel you into the ground like it was oatmeal. :D :laugh:

Don't shoot the ninja.

but we shoot shit

why not a ninja

I should bow out and get one film squeezed in. http://i.imgur.com/vpPh9.gif

Because Doc didn't say anything wrong.

Whatever it makes me, I will pummel you into the ground like it was oatmeal. :D :laugh:

Can't beat the black.

My melanin'll eat you alive.

Because black people's melanin does that.

???? Yeah!! :erm:

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I should bow out and get one film squeezed in. http://i.imgur.com/vpPh9.gif

Why is that you can post cats but I can't post fennecs? :mad:

Why is that you can post cats but I can't post fennecs? :mad:

Because cats are cool.

:smug:

Because he posts cats like once in a blue moon.

Maybe.

Does he post them alot?

I'm not sure right now........

Everyday.

Because Doc didn't say anything wrong... yet.

Fixed. :smrt:

Everyday.

alcohol is a hell of a drug

Everyday.

It's a conspiracy.

Because cats are cool.


In your opinion.

I can post my pet rock if that pleases you all.

Because he posts cats like once in a blue moon.

Maybe.

Does he post them alot?

I'm not sure right now........

I haven't posted a fennec since cuckoo had a shit fit about them awhile back.

In your opinion.

That's the interwebs way of saying "I lost. This is my last resort."

:laugh:

I can post my pet rock if that pleases you all.



You have very pretty fingers, ma'am.

He raped the rock.

I haven't posted a fennec since cuckoo had a shit fit about them awhile back.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Daffy duck gif and all.

Very intense.

he as such a nice rock :sad:

That's the interwebs way of saying "I lost. This is my last resort."

:laugh:

http://www.africanbushmeat.org/fieldGuide/pictures/Fennec_Fox.JPG

:smug::smug:

OH shit.

FIGHT FIGHT FUGHT FIGHT

FUGHT

??????

saa, omae no tusumi wo kazoero.

he _as such a nice rock :sad:


OH shit.

FIGHT FIGHT FUGHT FIGHT

:eye:

Neg's invited Dack Janiels over again.

:laugh: :laugh:

Excellent.

I'll be in shortly.

Jack wouldn't mix well with orange juic. Preey sure.

orange juic. Preey

I think you should pee.

:eye:

Neg's invited Dack Janiels over again.

:laugh: :laugh:

Excellent.

I'll be in shortly.

Don't much care for Jack Daniels. :(

Jack wouldn't mix well with orange juic. Preey sure.

Eww. No.

I once used Five Alive as a chaser when I was a wee lad.

Didn't make it any better.

Straight up. Only way to do it.

I think you should join me.

I think you should join me.

Me or cuckoo?

Eww. No.

I once used Five Alive as a chaser when I was a wee lad.

Didn't make it any better.

Straight up. Only way to do it.

you right.

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Me or cuckoo?

The more the merrier.

I'm out. Niters. :D


saa, omae no tusumi wo kazoero.

I think you should join me.

I need to go find me some dinner first.

Or I'll be slobbering all over the keyboard within a half hour if I invite Dack Janiels in so soon.

I haven't eaten since breakfast. :laugh:

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Niters, Doc. :)

---------- Post added at 06:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:35 PM ----------

:eye:

How did HD double post like that?

Did Neg delete one of his posts in between and nobody caught it in time?

Niters, Doc!!

Didn't delete anything.

How did HD double post like that?

Temporary disruption of the space-time continuum?? :eye:

Temporary disruption of the space-time continuum?? :eye:

Sounds erotic.
:naughty:

Does it come in pink?

I come in pink.

She better be on the pill then. :laugh: :laugh:

If only

Fuck yeah.

I ordered in pizza.

Dinner comes to me now.

Pouring me first drink. :p

Making another. I have this giant cup. Says Midde age marvel.

Sounds erotic.
:naughty:

Does it come in pink?

Some of my ancestors, whom I've disavowed, were of that hue.

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marvel.

:)

Haha. X-Men.

Wolverin:)

Jubes

I need me a good drinking glass and a beer mug.

I come in pink.

I don't.

Don't. I drink too much voka

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I don't cum in pink.

I don't come in peade

I wouldn't get a drinking glass for vodka.

Just for Dack Janiels.

I drink too much voka
I don't drink it at all. :D

this thing i giant :(

i make bad decisions

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I don't drink it at all. :D

life'll ge y0u

this thing is giant :(
i make bad decisions

:rofldata:

I could imagine.

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I tawt I saw a budarc.

i twt i sw a puffy cay

i remedmber you

meds more carlton

meds more carlton

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/987761_o.gifhttp://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1197584_o.gif
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/1tumblr_lgp6q5NhE21qcjtu8o1_500.gif
http://i27.tinypic.com/25tvt5e.gifhttp://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1756071_o.gifhttp://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2011/06/2nscm7t-jpg.gif

yssssssssssss

When I watch those gifs I can't help but hear Tom Jones.

defintly tom jone.

this isn't hlping. weell. bak to the drawing board.

http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo247/rykerzero/Pony/QungS.gif

Well folks I knew I stopped being a 'Gamer' when I started to choose sleep over killing hookers...

What?

:confused:

Something about sleeping on top of dead hookers....or.....ponies?

fucking ponies

fucking ponies

Mr. Hands would. :p

And that girl with the big dildo.

german no not. kinda hot.

What?
I don't think I'm a 'gamer' anymore.
:(

i play linear games.

i loe XIII co much :(

i prolly not gamer any mo either :(

Is....killing hookers......the what?

was i ever a gamer?

porlly not.

oh well. i like what i like. yeayh. fuck the worls.

Is....killing hookers......the what?
---->Most open world games.
--->GTA/Saints Row/ect


I've got actual DUST on my 360...and that's just never happened before.

Neg are you okay?

Ahh....I thought there was a GTA reference in there somewhere.

fallout

---->Most open world games.
--->GTA/Saints Row/ect


I've got actual DUST on my 360...and that's just never happened before.

As do I, gonna have to clean it up before I trade it in for a BF3 Preorder. Maybe turned on 5 times in a year :laugh:

Neg are you okay?

No.

Maybesomeday

As do I, gonna have to clean it up before I trade it in for a BF3 Preorder. Maybe turned on 5 times in a year :laugh:
I've played it quite a bit (it's, erm, 'FIXED') I'm thinking about getting a PS3 once a used one drops to 150.

evenin, shriners. how was the week treatin u?

shitty aces. fuckin shitrey

I've had a horrid toilet experience or two...


The paint was melting.
Roaches were committing suicide with toothpicks
Flies were dropping out of the air.
And the first born children within a 50 mile ratios died of food poisoning.

shitty aces. fuckin shitrey

sorry about that. maybe next week will be better, even if only a little.


I've had a horrid toilet experience or two...


The paint was melting.
Roaches were committing suicide with toothpicks
Flies were dropping out of the air.
And the first born children within a 50 mile ratios died of food poisoning.

yikes.

no.

evenin, shriners. how was the week treatin u?

week's been fine

i ate pizza tonight. Will plug up the torts tonight.

Dack Janels will fix that real good. :D

week's been fine

i ate pizza tonight. Will plug up the torts tonight.

Dack Janels will fix that real good. :D

sounds great, dood.

Ya ever fart so hard your lower back, IDK, pops?

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IDX

he's a silent shriner. yeah. that guy rocks. he rocks. <3 u IDX.

Ya ever fart so hard your lower back, IDK, pops?

:rofldata:

i'm afraid to.

i got old men back.

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I'd stick my hand down THAT pumpkin...
;3

im ol d ( :(

oh well. life is shot. mir?

I wasnt even thinking.

I went to feed my cat and jus tdumped a scoop of his cat food in his litter box.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

:laugh:

Haha I no pet to fee :)

just money to psned on eay: )

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well. dog. but he with my momoml.

i don't hae him her.e

Haha I no pet to fee :)

just money to psned on eay: )

---------- Post added at 11:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:52 PM ----------

well. dog. but he with my momoml.

i don't hae him her.e

no offense, but u really must be drunk on here...

i relly am drunk. sory :(

I have to find better. way.

sober up, dood.

n the morning/ I will be.

Negs got a hour or 2 ahead of me. :P

Think i'm going to ease off for abit.

before my typing gets too incoherent.

ihnhocherent. yea :(

ihnhocherent. yea :(

:laugh:

I edited.

my edited skills are dwindling though.

lol cuckoo. a few wings should fix u right up.

editing. lol. iwish i had th e skill to edit.

lol cuckoo. a few wings should fix u right up.

you might be right.

I wish Wings delivered.

wings dleuivered.

fuck yeah.

i eat cheetsos and fpiizza rolles.

one batch of wings comin up.

im eating pizza still.

im looking of a restaurant that delivers wings.

i''l wake up tomorrow to like 8 delivery boxes all over the place. :laugh:

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teh word delivers is hard to fix when you're brain is working with you.

are u also drunk, cuckoo? i think im the only one still sane tonite...:laugh:

:( I bought ranger keys for SG0-onger and goseiger.

and Go=roader GT.

fucking plastic crack additiction. loves me som japanese toys.

are u also drunk, cuckoo? i think im the only one still sane tonite...:laugh:

Dack Janiels is over for a visit. :D

:( I bought ranger keys for SG0-onger and goseiger.

and Go=roader GT.

fucking plastic crack additiction. loves me som japanese toys.

thats...well...ahem.

magic potatos wanter and orange j9uice.

screwdriver wo00t

---------- Post added at 12:27 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:27 AM ----------

morelike power tool.

electric screwdrivdher

"magic" potatoes? do they also grow a large beanstalk with a giant on top?

no just vodaka and orange jiuice


and me actring like an idiot.

lmao

"magic" potatoes? do they also grow a large beanstalk with a giant on top?
Magic potato water = Vodka

12:35

Harold Camping is probably gona die this time.

the worls is gonna end. MY ASS.


christainas; :rolleys:

Harold Camping is probably gona die this time.


I'll eat him.

Magic potato water = Vodka\

:thums up:

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I'll eat him.

do it. he's a fear-monhger

I can see the headlines now.

"End Of The World For Cannibalized Harry Camping".

:rofldata: :rofldata:

haha he deserves it.


chrisitain allways like END OF WORLD.

eng od worl foe him.

what asn ass. bigger ass than me. an tha's pretty damn big. Asshole. cuch yeha, Cuckoo. you rick it. rock it. kick some ass. Cuckoo. you are a great friends. <3

Ki-ki-kic-kick some ass!

eww gross.

I just gised him.

He's old, dude.

I don't wanna eat old guys. It's be like eating leather.

HOw bout we just roast him instead?

as long ah sh he's gone. I don't care how.

fear inducin bastard.

take care of him, anywhaay you can.

YOU DCNA DO IT! You can do it. Cuckoo :)

anyway possible.

christians. :rolleys:

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VVV Who's this douchebag? VVV

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/medium/000/004/760/never%20alone.JPG?1294131950

Lets fight him.

------

you don't even want ot know how long it took me to find the "down arrow" key.

:doc:

hah. down is a bitch.

---------- Post added at 01:09 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:08 AM ----------

and up

---------- Post added at 01:09 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:09 AM ----------

sideway.

I uby more toku spoudtuff.

"UP" i found right away. Shift + 6 = ^

right left ><

:doc: nobody tole me there was no down.

:rofldata:

I'm such a blond.

I boutght daibouken.

shit. now I have to watch the series. fuck.

Never Alone is a fucking asshole and I hope he fucking dies and goes to hell.

u right.

fucken hell. I goub a lot of stuff. godammit.

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Fuck. I have to watch boukenger. grrrrrrr.


fucking boox.

---------- Post added at 01:27 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:20 AM ----------

God I'm dumb.

fuck.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/medium/000/004/760/never%20alone.JPG?1294131950

Never Alone...with his fucking perfect hair and his chiseled good looks and his not having to fap his pathetic little dick every single sad, lonely night through blurred eyes filled with tears...fuckin' prick. :mad:






















































:sad:








































































I wish I was Never Alone.

Do have to buy all of the boukeneger line now?

haven't 3evn watched thwe show.

fuck.

Motherfucke. I bought daibouken. dgodaddmit.

he kinda looks like he has two big dicks buried nnder neath the skin of his chin

peolep withb ig dicks
:(

Bastard probably uses them to plug bitches in all three holes...at the same time. :sad:

dammit

Oh well. Going to go finish my themed marathon of the night and then go play with my balls until they spit the goo. :-\

Outers.

:( I'm a lefty

don't use it for ya now.

right.

yeah.

laters bud.

say hi to your tesicles for me.

Portishead is in town on Monday?

I like them. Them's some good listenin's.


Even when I get a ton I feel like ass.

I feel like ass too.
your moma's ass.





:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:





:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:


I feel like Sparky.

:) You're in for a ride...

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/kalskirata1/tumblr_lo6xka9QZA1qcay1ao1_500.gif


I can hang you out your window by the elastic of your undies too, if you'd like. :D

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/kalskirata1/tumblr_lo6xka9QZA1qcay1ao1_500.gif


i buttered the wrong side of my muffin. :sad:

*Sean Bean's voice* Like soft butter.





You guys are going to love Full Sequence <3

I'm so eager! I CAN'T WAIT!!


ARe muffins a different shape in The Future?
Or are you talking about an English Muffin......:shock:....are English Muffins even called English muffins in The Future?

:rofldata::rofldata:



All caught up!!!
of the first page where I left off.

World needs more Halloween themed songs.
Over 6 thousand songs in iTunes and I only had 4. More if you count music that is just creepy in general, but that can be a lot of things when taken out of context.

sparly <3

:rofldata:

Took you over 35 mintutes to catch up.

i see london i see sam's time

hold my hand

let's my hair down

i see nsame's town now ;)

killers.

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you can tell time?

damn cukcoo. youre good

World needs more Halloween themed songs.
Over 6 thousand songs in iTunes and I only had 4. More if you count music that is just creepy in general, but that can be a lot of things when taken out of context.

"everyday is halloween" by ministry. now.

Sarah.

heheheh

:doc: it's kind of a funny story.

I was in the middle of catching up. Family arrived from Boston Pizza.
with Beer! :D

you can tell time?

damn cukcoo. youre good

he posted on STS BF telling me he just started to cathc up.

FB says that was 37 mnutes ago now. :p

So....not that good.

Sarah.

heheheh

ohai

fuckin'g hell. I just bought something from Englisnd

---------- Post added at 02:01 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:01 AM ----------

I done fucked up noow

I really despise Egg McMuffins.

I will hurt feelings willy nilly if they are delivered unto me.

Sausage, egg, and cheese biscuits, tvym.

...with BACON SON!!

---------- Post added at 11:02 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:01 PM ----------


ohai



---------- Post added at 11:04 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:02 PM ----------


This is what we call muffins here:



You can see how it would be a little baffling to me how you could butter the wrong side. :laugh:

*holds a sock puppet of Sparky* and me.

kshit. i need to stop.

damn i just paid out the ass. england. you'rd in much better tshape than the US.

fucking hell. dumb ass.

...

---------- Post added at 11:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:04 PM ----------


Yes. Butter 'tis good on an English muffin.

*Sean Connery voice* Like shauft budder.

---------- Post added at 11:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:05 PM ----------


That was comedy gold, you perverts.

Laugh dammit.

LAUGH.

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:rofldata:

Too true.



Post it on STS FB if you'd like.

They'll see it there too.

In fact, it'd be great if you make a new photo album called "STS Compilations".

I've been thinking of revamping the "cuckoo compilations" blog and just calling it "STS Compilations". It'll work great as a tie-in sort of thing.

I don't think it'll let me make a folder or even post on anything other than on the wall.

wchange rate jut fucked me in the ass.

I need to stp drining. fucing goddamiit.

sing off neg. SIGN OFF>

kshit. i need to stop.

damn i just paid out the ass. england. you'rd in much better tshape than the US.

fucking hell. dumb ass.

can you cancel?

sounds like you just paid a fortune

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I don't think it'll let me make a folder or even post on anything other than on the wall.

really?

you have admin. privileges on there.

you should be albe to do everything I can.

It's not that much.

U I just need to stop right now. No more buying. If I stope now. I'm okay. fucking hel.

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I have 2 daiboukens and the auxiliaris

don' buy stuff from english. jesus. I'm going to kick my own ass when I'm s our.

sober. I'm okay, ut shit. I'm going to kick my ass in the morning.

lo.. this'll teach me.

*Neg's "now.jpg"*

Is there a simple way to rip audio from youtube vids?

*Neg's "now.jpg"*

It's not that much.

U I just need to stop right now. No more buying. If I stope now. I'm okay. fucking hel.


if it makes you feel any better

i ordered a large pizza.

an ordero fo pasta and caeaser salad.

and 2 orders of chicken wings tonight.

about $70 worth of food. :erm:

I can't cancel that. :laugh:

way more than that.

but. I can aford it.

fucking hel neg. so kiciing my ass in the morening.

I DONE FUCK ED UP NOW.

I don't think it'll let me make a folder or even post on anything other than on the wall.

you shold be able to create a photo album striaght from the main wall :

Fuck you. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfg0wbsGdN1qzs1ifo1_400.gif

:smrt:

lmore like fuck me

dammit neg

alcohol is a hell of a drug

http://cdn.theurbandaily.com/files/2010/07/cocaine.gif

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I can post my pet rock if that pleases you all.



:doc: it does.

thinkg I obligated to dl Boukenger now.

jesus Neg. you dubm son of a bithc

http://www.africanbushmeat.org/fieldGuide/pictures/Fennec_Fox.JPG

:smug::smug:

:doc:

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Dack Janiels

Seriously need to make an avatar for him.

what the feck is this?



i wnat it.

can't raed smll print.

u think tehy know better. with drunk custmoers.

Temporary disruption of the space-time continuum?? :eye:

It's actually a little funny that you say that...
http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/11563117040/1/tumblr_lt15ckZ26y1qj97b7

Because I was that double post.

double posts are perverts

w'r sl pervert.

we love som fucked up shit.

chrishtians e damnbed. what arouses me, arouses hme.

delal. christians . dal

Especially when they make that face where they're not sure if they've just had their heads involuntarily stuffed up your ass or not.

I have a confession to make. It's going to come as a surprise to both you and everyone else.
Ok
Here goes....

I know we all talk about sticking stuff up our butts[bums, asses, blow holes, anuses, fannies, tushes, or what have you] but I have actually never put anything up my butt at all be it for pleasure, work, science, or educational purposes nor do I ever plan to. I know this is big news but things just don't fit up there and considering now not fun it is to have the stuff come outward I doubt having anything go inward would be any better.

I wasnt even thinking.

I went to feed my cat and jus tdumped a scoop of his cat food in his litter box.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

:shockcatpenis:

I'm all out of melon so I used yoghurt.

http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j432/neo_morpheus/drwreg.gif

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I just checked on mine, it's there and it got it right!

Those other sites that try to do it and offer me hot horny blondes in my area usually get it a bit off.

Milk is cumming out of her butt? OK!
Milk is cumming out of her Vagina? FUCkNOBADFORTHEKIDS>:[

and i can no longer keep up. :-\
my drunk ass brother is talking way too much.
i just skipped everythign and believed everyone lived fapily ever after.

do whaaaa?

I have a confession to make. It's going to come as a surprise to both you and everyone else.
Ok
Here goes....

I know we all talk about sticking stuff up our butts[bums, asses, blow holes, anuses, fannies, tushes, or what have you] but I have actually never put anything up my butt at all be it for pleasure, work, science, or educational purposes nor do I ever plan to. I know this is big news but things just don't fit up there and considering now not fun it is to have the stuff come outward I doubt having anything go inward would be any better.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I don't even know how to repsond to this right now.

i've ha d afew drinks so it doesn't matter right now.

I'm not a fan of stuff going up my bum either.

that said...I have had stuff up my bum and I don't paln on it happening agian anytime soon.

it just wasn't comfortable and i though ihad to pooh the whole time.

no one lives haplye ever after.

NO ONE

Hip-hop gets so little love. :laugh:

Have you played Grand Theft Auto San Andreas?
If so I kinda picture you as The Funkdapus when reading posts.

no one lives haplye ever after.
NO ONE

fapily.

He uses Christ Whitening strips. :)

Just the right amount of white.

doh spanky

oh spnaky~

i bought a faiz belt :)

damn. shit. damn.

vangelus is talking ot someone who is cussing? cussing :D

I bought a faiz belt whil eh was talking.

SHIT. let's curse. curs togehter. we ll curse together :)

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shit bitch fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker shit's fart turd and twawt.

:confused:...........fuck......shit........fuck... ..........?

carline

goegor carlin.

modern philsopher.

Goegre. George Carlin.

Yes. aweseom.

fart turd and twat.

Blink expeanded it.

fart turd and twat.

I fucked your mom.~

Family Reunion - Blink 182 - YouTube (http://youtu.be/JBIID49cMI0)

gonna hate myself in the morning.

DEAL WITH IT, NEG

DEAL It it.

i bought a faiz belt :)

a what belt?




:rofldata:


vangelus is talking ot someone who is cussing? cussing :D

I bought a faiz belt whil eh was talking.

SHIT. let's curse. curs togehter. we ll curse together :)

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shit bitch fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker shit's fart turd and twawt.

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker~
Instead of shit say poo, it's easy mmky~

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Family Guy Reunion - Blink 182 - YouTube (http://youtu.be/JBIID49cMI0)

a what belt?

Kamen Rider 555

fucking hell I bought too much. the're expensive.

fuck jesus. I have a drinking porlblme. problem.

I have a confession to make. It's going to come as a surprise to both you and everyone else.
Ok
Here goes....

I know we all talk about sticking stuff up our butts[bums, asses, blow holes, anuses, fannies, tushes, or what have you] but I have actually never put anything up my butt at all be it for pleasure, work, science, or educational purposes nor do I ever plan to. I know this is big news but things just don't fit up there and considering now not fun it is to have the stuff come outward I doubt having anything go inward would be any better.

Sometimes I stick a finger up my asshole until I cum shit.

:shock:

That's like if I were to buy a batman utility belt.

I like Smosh

i subrscibed. they yell alot. I like smosh.

daeal. dal. DEAL.

i remedmber you

Will you remember me?

I have a confession to make. It's going to come as a surprise to both you and everyone else.
Ok
Here goes....

I know we all talk about sticking stuff up our butts[bums, asses, blow holes, anuses, fannies, tushes, or what have you] but I have actually never put anything up my butt at all be it for pleasure, work, science, or educational purposes nor do I ever plan to. I know this is big news but things just don't fit up there and considering now not fun it is to have the stuff come outward I doubt having anything go inward would be any better.


Sometimes I stick a finger up my asshole until I cum shit.

Sometimes I stick a vibrator up my bum until I shit cum.

:shock:

That's like if I were to buy a batman utility belt.

Or a marbles bag made out of leonardo dicaprio's scrotum.

Will you remember me?

proly not.

sarahmcloughlan.

hippies woman. with ea da pets.. sad. milking emotions. don't do that! don' t make money off popele's emoitions.

Or a marbles bag made out of leonardo dicaprio's scrotum.

.... :eye:
i'm not falling for it...
[size-.25]i'm not[/img]

lol dscortum

.... :eye:
i'm not falling for it...
[size-.25]i'm not[/img]

Scroteception. :laugh:

that's not a size recogneized by shirein. Spanky.

you wi.... silly guy you. you silly.


no gnegativd sizes.

:doc::doc::doc:

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that's not a size recogneized by shirein. Spanky.

you wi.... silly guy you. you silly.


no gnegativd sizes.

:doc::doc::doc:
i realised after :lagh:
i even made it an img too :roflcage:

Spnkay. spanky.

I like you. keep posting. I find you funny and enjoyabel to be around. don' t leave:) stick around.

i realised after :lagh:
i even made it an img too :roflcage:

:rofldata:

Sparky's been hitting the ausce too me supsects.

we all drunk. we all sad. we like weach other. STS for as long as it'll last!

fuck yeah. STS represent.

:rofldata:

Sparky's been hitting the ausce too me supsects.

:eye: ausce? :laugh: i'm not an insect!

you wi.... silly guy you. you silly.

spnkay <2

STS needs an anthem.

where's all the writers at? I thought we left them in the baseme----oh my god i forgot to feed them. :sad:

i used to wriete songs.

not manyomore.

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grater are pretty cufucking cool

so are plates

put 'em togehter

WHTAT THE FUCK!?!?!

Billy Mays Grater Plater Dub - YouTube (http://youtu.be/VZp5iZIT2tE)

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i have 6 jollllllly rancher.


dm...
damn.

cna't really leave.

bastards. <3 u