Modest, incredibly hot chicks?

Modest, incredibly hot chicks?

Turning on the ol' budarc charm (ROLL YOUR EYES AS HARD AS YOU FUCKING CAN)


(http://imgur.com/TLbBO)

:doc: reminds me of the snake in Jungle Book.

(http://imgur.com/TLbBO)

I read that as 'fennec'. :)

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Huntin' wimmenz theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4OrSKf7vnE&hd=1)

http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y341/thiswaslost/l_1429d5d709364b9a9a2aa9dfc161047d.gifhttp://krimsonkaa.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/kaa1.gifhttp://www.hypnochan.org/hyp/src/128233091373.gifhttp://www.hypnochan.org/hyp/src/129437815069.jpg

Huntin' wimmenz theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw)


Fixed :smrt:

The artist should have made Cloud's cum look more like a mist.

not sure if hentai...

*fry.jpg*

or beastiality...

http://www.hypnochan.org/hyp/src/128233091373.gif

That's the expression I make in my fap-tent.

That's the expression I make in my fap-tent.

:rofldata:

won't you come out to play... little doc? hmmm-hmmmm-hissss

Fixed :smrt:

No!! :mad: You've eliminated my personality.

The artist should have made Cloud's cum look more like MAKO.

:smrt:

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No!! :mad: You've eliminated my personality.

Dammit, do you want the chicks or not?

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vuajaCLqOc) is a lot better. IMO

That's the expression I make in my fap-tent.

I know.

Huntin' menz theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8)

I know.

You left behind your miss piggy cock ring. My mom cleaned the tent and she thought it was a napkin ring. It's on the dinner table now. :shock:

:confused:

I never had a cock ring. :eye:

:shock:

:mad:

SLUT!

Huntin' womenz theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=_CHjYHwNzx0)

Huntin' menz theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8)

I'd pro'ly use this instead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6gdJKY_EWc).

You left behind your miss piggy cock ring. My mom cleaned the tent and she thought it was a napkin ring. It's on the dinner table now. :shock:


:confused:

I never had a cock ring. :eye:

:shock:

:mad:

SLUT!

i don't want to get in the middle of this
or maybe i do :naugt--:erm:--:naughty:
but i did notice doc had some midgets around every now and then. usually on sundays.

Huntin' menz theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8)

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Intriguing.

I'd pro'ly use this instead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6gdJKY_EWc).

:eye:

not the sort of huntin' i had in mind...

i smell something burning... :erm:

brb...

:mad:

SLUT!

oops. :erm:

Huntin' menz theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8)


(http://imgur.com/aOsNd)

midgets

It's less painful on the knees. :naughty:

Huntin' womenz theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=_CHjYHwNzx0)

:billymays:

:eye:

not the sort of huntin' i had in mind...

i smell something burning... :erm:

brb...

What I lack in sex I have to make up in violence.

It's quite American of me really.

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It's less painful on the knees. :naughty:

Good thinking. Those are always the first to go.

Spoot. I thought there was an achievement for completeing the dog map in vesperia....... I derped again. There's not :laugh:

Don't do that! That doesn't go there!!!! :shock:

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I derped

Do you want to bring back **** Shark? :mad:

**** Shark smells **** in the water like a regular shark smells blood........or mental smells boobs.

I'd like to be able to smell boobs :erm:

Yes it does, Doc. :D

How hard it would be to fake not having an orgasm while try to fake having an orgasm?

:confused:

How hard it would be to fake not having an orgasm while try to fake having an orgasm?

:confused:

My brain hurts now.

STS= LSD?

How hard it would be to fake not having an orgasm while try to fake having an orgasm?

Whut?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iVcOFjwOLrs/TocOQtskZfI/AAAAAAAAAZw/weEHTw5NdqU/s1600/Marky_Grass.gif

Well...if you're like Doc you have an orgasm when an alligator attacks you.

However, as HD and the sign pointed out it has to be a fake one.

So Doc has to have a fake orgasm instead of the real one....however in order to do that he first must fake not having a real one.

Very simple.....or at least it better be before the next time you go swimming in alligator infested waters.

Damn american spellings! :mad:

Damn american spellings! :mad:



I jump between the two.

I spell American way if I'm talking to you.

I spell the right way if I'm talking to bud.

:laugh:

Well...if you're like Doc you have an orgasm when an alligator attacks you.

However, as HD and the sign pointed out it has to be a fake one.

Do I still get to blow my load? I want to blow my load. My load must be blown! :mad:

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I spell American way if I'm talking to you.

I spell the right way if I'm talking to bud.

:D

R before E makes no sense.
Damn Limey spellings...

R before E makes no sense.
Damn Limey spellings...

Just like colour or honour....

Lock your door on the outside, bitches. :mad:

Just like colour or honour....
American vs. British English sketch - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz4Ps55Rx40)

Lock your door on the outside, bitches. :mad:

Reminds me of a three stooges thing :laugh: They ask Curly if he locked the door. He goes "Yeah, twice. Once this
way and once that way."

Reminds me of a three stooges thing :laugh: They ask Curly if he locked the door. He goes "Yeah, twice. Once this
way and once that way."

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I'm out. Niters, all. :D

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnfftrHLOC1qejtdio1_500.gif

Nite Doc :)

http://i.imgur.com/8MRrf.gif (http://imgur.com/8MRrf)

I'm out. Niters, all. :D

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnfftrHLOC1qejtdio1_500.gif
Call Doc a Limey and he runs off. :p

I'm out. Niters, all. :D

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnfftrHLOC1qejtdio1_500.gif

Nice tits.

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I jump between the two.

I spell American way if I'm talking to you.

I spell the right way if I'm talking to bud.

:laugh:

And why is the American way the wrong way?

And why is the American way the wrong way?

Because we've bastardized nearly every language known to man and we continue to bastardize our bastardization :confused:

cus america didn't even exist until way later.
that side of the world came first.

just like english is a rip-off of latin and other ancient languages, american is a rip-off of english.

cus america didn't even exist until way later.
that side of the world came first.

just like english is a rip-off of latin and other ancient languages, american is a rip-off of english.

American is English!!
:doc::doc::doc:

Saw him lurking....

http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y341/thiswaslost/l_1429d5d709364b9a9a2aa9dfc161047d.gifhttp://krimsonkaa.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/kaa1.gifhttp://www.hypnochan.org/hyp/src/128233091373.gifhttp://www.hypnochan.org/hyp/src/129437815069.jpg

American is English!!

i meant english english (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIaiW1XrzxA).

The e is silent, how does it matter which side it's on?

Theatre. Fuck you spell check, that's how I spell it.

I don't like the extra u in english words, but I prefer it when romanizing Japanese. Ryoutarou. Shoutarou. Kyouryuu.

I do, however, do Sosuke, since it's written on his jacket. Hard to argue with that.

COLOR NOT COLOUR YOU TWATS!!!

Grammatical arguments aside, we can all agree Germans are crazy,
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/C/d/r/I/CdrI/peggle.gif (http://www.xvideos.com/video876694/mein_film_huge_strapon)

She's German?

Damn, was hoping she wasn't.

I think CM's tall and that's what must intimidate guys.

Not me though.

Tall chicks are fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiine!! :naughty:i like

really tall girls

and

really short girls.

but they gotta be one or the other. must not be my equal. greater or lesser.

Sounds like German, but I'm not a speaker of that particular language. I can barely speak Spanish despite being hispanic and 6 years of classes.

Misogynists from across the world, gather here, to talk shit about women.

We should make a tourism video for STS.

Usually, incredibly hot chicks are the ones that intimidate me.not me. i don't give a fuck













that and married. which makes me care less.






i am far less intimidated by gurlz then when i was single and desperate.


the paradox is that being married, other females must sense it and seem to want me. quite frustrating. where were these bitches when i was single and forever alone? it's like the universe is fucking with me. "u can be single and sexless. or u can have womens but only if married which will require cheating on ur wife" (which i won't do, btw)

Ask her to pick one out for you, maybe? :)

fuk it fuck everything im out niters

Niters Lye.

And now...
Farting Cat - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KOPil9ABUg)

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

just like english is a rip-off of latin and other ancient languages, american is a rip-off of english.
Actually, ENglish is more a rip off of old germanic languages than of latin. French is a rip off of latin, much like Italian and, my personnal favorite, Romanian, which is actually reaaaally close to latin.
:smrt:

On that note goodnight, and congrats for 3300+ pages of shit shooting.

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Niters Lye.

And now...
Farting Cat - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KOPil9ABUg)

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

:rolfdata:

Thank you ! I sorely needed a good laugh !!:D

before the end of the year, this thread will hit 3300.


Before the end of the week.

:smug:

:smug:


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Neg again.
:mad:

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http://www.thescifiworld.net/img/smilies/stargate/daniel/daniel_new_anime005.gif
LAME encoder (for MP3) has updated it's 3.99 beta to a stable release!! XD

http://www.rarewares.org/index.php

A lot really nice updates. Worth looking into and replacing your old compiles.
I'm going to have fun re-encoding some music just for fun :p

*sets my game to auto again*

Saw him lurking....


Tina Fey! :swoon:

http://i.imgur.com/5c3Vo.gif (http://imgur.com/5c3Vo)

does anyone else ever use usenet???

it seems...dead.
i mean i see some movies and stuff, but most of them are the crap "scene releases"
RC and such.

What's a usenet?

does anyone else ever use usenet???

it seems...dead.
i mean i see some movies and stuff, but most of them are the crap "scene releases"
RC and such.
Told you it was a waste.

:laugh:
i do some nice major movie releases with full bluray quality.
but the file size more than exceeds my trial usage.

it's a little more stable than torrents and direct download links.
just costs some moolas.
i'm considering it for one month just to get a couple movies in full bluray.
16.8528492 Canadian dollars for one month.
Insidious. Daft Punk's Electronica. Pulp Fiction.Red Cliff.

maaaaaaaaybe.... just. maybe.

usenet is a download client. like eMule and outdated WinMX.
you have to pay to use it :-\

it doesn't rely on seeders or direct download links.
just the other persons computer/internet.

so its not so bad.....if you can find stuff worth getting.

not much for music.

Daft Punk's Electronica.


................ Don't you mean Electroma?

so its not so bad.....if you can find stuff worth getting
Which you just said you couldn't. Therefore not worth it.

Red Cliff was fucking looooooooooong

Told you it was a waste.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/nelson.gif

................ Don't you mean Electroma?

:erm: yeah, i thought they spelled it funny on usenet.


Which you just said you couldn't. Therefore not worth it.

Red Cliff was fucking looooooooooong

:love: i know! it covers so much more than the international releases i love it.
you really get a feel for them all with the original Chinese versions.

None of the International releases did it any justice.


in 720p. for your perverted pleasure.
Benny Benassi - Satisfaction - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA&hd=1)

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if its going to be stuck in my head, it's going to be stuck in your head http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif
Benny Benassi - House Music - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5chqYZ7ZeU)

If I had the inclination, I would watch my dvd, but I would rather just play chi bi on Dynasty Warriors. Quicker at the least. Poor thing was watched once. Kaneshiro was kind of pimp as Zhuge Liang though.

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if its going to be stuck in my head, it's going to be stuck in your head http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/169.gif
Benny Benassi - House Music - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5chqYZ7ZeU)
Not catchy at all. Just shitty.

anyone know what the music is in this trailer???
:confused:
District B13 - EXCLUSIVE TRAILER - LINK PARKOUR VIDEOS - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ndEXkwAr01Q#t=65s)

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Not catchy at all. Just shitty.

it's laughable. a mix of mortal kombat and wtf.
and reminds me of that parkour trailer.

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YOU'LL NEVER BREAK MY SPIRIT!
Ima go to the gas station and get me something drinkable.
back in a bit.

Gas is drinkable................ technically........

That Sex Fighter II (http://www.kat.ph/720p-pornstars-like-it-big-katsuni-sex-fighter-2-t5723179.html) parody was awesome. Why haven't they thought of this before? It was even better than that Left 4 Dead one. I'd like to see more video game porn done in this fashion.

It's only relegated to the one scene (Ryu vs Chun-Li), but who the hell hasn't had a Chun-Li fantasy? Fantastic. Even the energy meters go down during the "scenes" (rounds). :-P The only confounding part is that Ryu is played by some British dude. :confused:

And now, I go back to horror movie marathon...

:doc:

I giggled and then rolled around in my filth like the pervert that I am.

---

Started a Walking Dead marathon tonight. Going to watch to the whole first season before season two premieres tomorrow night.

As well as throw in 2 more '60's horror films for The Nut.

The 2 essentials from the '60's. Wanted to do 4 but they'll have to wait....or just left for dead.

Back to The Dead now.

That Sex Fighter II (http://www.kat.ph/720p-pornstars-like-it-big-katsuni-sex-fighter-2-t5723179.html) parody was awesome. Why haven't they thought of this before? It was even better than that Left 4 Dead one. I'd like to see more video game porn done in this fashion.
Much Grass Senor.

God, I'm lonely
Even if she is into this, would you still go for it?

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/C/d/r/I/CdrI/peggle.gif (http://www.xvideos.com/video876694/mein_film_huge_strapon)

Rebecca Black says Friday for 10 minutes. - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgzAwwZAjyw&feature=related)

And that girl from House.

bruntette/blue eyes ????

yes,she is well worth & GIS & a jolly good spritz.

[catching up]

coffee time too.

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Laters to all who's out. I lost track..... *attention placed to other things*

Gusset-Typist much !?

Even if she is into this, would you still go for it?

Click for extrapolation

Fuck, I couldn't watch more than a minute into that. That's even worse than the worst sex accident vid. :p

I guess I do draw the line there. :foreveralone:

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WTF DID I DO WRONG slow motion - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO9xD8xnjO4)

Just don't delude yourself into denying yourself things because you're waiting for a false reality after death :smug:

Neg,Neg,Neg,Neg,Neg.... oh ! do we need to talk.

Since everythingi've learned about life just tells me "this place" is a crock of shit bunch of LIES,failing at almost every deep level,everyone looking for love or to be loved,fixated on the dumbest shallow time killing trend or whatever....then studying the "dark side" and seeing that REAL,...[with laptops FUL of evidence....]

I come to the conclusion : THIS is the "Matrix" [if you will] and we are NOT Souless animated flesh....

or something, i dunno....ain't even had my 2nd coffee yet ! its 05:31am dammit.

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Why not? It's part of our anatomy, so why not like it?

i like mine to the extent,...helps me piss in striaght lines....other than that....it attracts women & scares horses.

This reminded me of this :laugh: A Mountain Man Encounters BigFoot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgZt57o8t-U)

"he had beautiful hair" :rofldata:

I know Tim,....!

Notice the "6 fingers on each hand"...? The nephilim. You'd see 2 rows of teeth if ya got real close. ...like oprah.

These things are real.....

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Why the fuck do we still have a pope?

Because he's the false prophet....!

he has a tedious job to do

See thats why I don't get alex jones saying he's Christian,...if he's Christian...why does he think The Bible says a Houston radio guy causes "somethin",...."anything" of worth to happen!.We ain't "fighting the nwo"...it happens...and you just gotta be aware of the side to be on !.Besides he is married to a jewish woman and I can't see how they reconcile that ! heh

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http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnfftrHLOC1qejtdio1_500.gif

fap,fap,fap, fap fap fap fapfapfapfap.....spoooooooooooj.

Gas is drinkable................ technically........

:erm: I always get the highest Premium
:smrt:


That Sex Fighter II (http://www.kat.ph/720p-pornstars-like-it-big-katsuni-sex-fighter-2-t5723179.html) parody was awesome. Why haven't they thought of this before? It was even better than that Left 4 Dead one. I'd like to see more video game porn done in this fashion.

It's only relegated to the one scene (Ryu vs Chun-Li), but who the hell hasn't had a Chun-Li fantasy? Fantastic. Even the energy meters go down during the "scenes" (rounds). :-P The only confounding part is that Ryu is played by some British dude. :confused:

And now, I go back to horror movie marathon...

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/emot-fappery.gif going to check this out :D
wasn't Ryu American in the movie?

and somehow Guile was the main focus of the movie??????
i know he has a cool sonic boom and all.... but...




:rofldata: i got that too.
it was funny to see Jonesy peeking his little head through facebook :p


Click for extSTRAPolation :dohoho

i didn't watch that one. saw another one where thumbnail showed the guy mounting her and riding cowboy.
*bookmarked*


http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/B/R/K/b/BRKb/FlameThrower.gifRebecca Black says Friday for 10 minutes. - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgzAwwZAjyw&feature=related)http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/B/S/n/Y/BSnY/Flamethrower2.gif

found a related one... fun fun fun for 10 minutes.
sounds like she's saying "find gun" for 10 minutes :laugh:


Fuck, I couldn't watch more than a minute into that. That's even worse than the worst sex accident vid. :p

I guess I do draw the line there. :foreveralone:

yeah, the gif is enough :laugh:
other videos had... :erm: "decent" sizes? not mamoths like that gut killer.
seriously, i bet if you looked up that guy, he's dead now. :erm:


WTF DID I DO WRONG slow motion - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO9xD8xnjO4)

:rofldata: that whole scene is awesome in slow motion :rofldata:

"yooooouuuuuuu bbbllaaaaabbbbbeeeddd Quuaaaaaiiid!"

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:doc: i think it's Jonesy's shadow on his serious face that really cracks me up :rofldata:

its like he's just found a little square to peek through on facebook :rofldata:

not me. i don't give a fuck

that and married. which makes me care less.

i am far less intimidated by gurlz then when i was single and desperate.


the paradox is that being married, other females must sense it and seem to want me. quite frustrating. where were these bitches when i was single and forever alone? it's like the universe is fucking with me. "u can be single and sexless. or u can have womens but only if married which will require cheating on ur wife" (which i won't do, btw)

Exactly.

Tried an experiment once,...wore a wedding ring...!!! [i was about 20] girls DID seem to stare more....which to my mind proved just how fuckin EVIL they really all are by nature/instinct. Wedding rings are Pussy Magnets.

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YAY !! mighty fine Tittays!

Exactly.

Tried an experiment once,...wore a wedding ring...!!! [i was about 20] girls DID seem to stare more....which to my mind proved just how fuckin EVIL they really all are by nature/instinct. Wedding rings are Pussy Magnets.

reminds me of that Adam Sandler movie: Just Go With It.
he decided to not get married after overhearing his fiance is cheating on him and she thinks he's ugly but rich.
he went cruising at bars to pick up woman with his wedding ring.

reminds me of that Adam Sandler movie: Just Go With It.
he decided to not get married after overhearing his fiance is cheating on him and she thinks he's ugly but rich.
he went cruising at bars to pick up woman with his wedding ring.

Ain't seen it, but there be truth.

But,also once you get to my age and lose that testosterone urgency....coupled with a coupla decades of witnessing women's SHIT.....THAT works too.

See instinctively women know guys will fuck anything & everything most of the time,so they know the attention we gave them is BULLSHIT....But,once you hit that point of REALLY NOT giving a shit....and jerking off is the way better option....THEY start doing the hard work & trying to GET YOU.

But by that time....ya couldn't give a real shit.Well i don't ! No way women,....ANY WOMAN can repay the shit i been through to really care about them anymore.

and so concludes today's lesson.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/Water_drop_animation.gif

Ain't saying i couldn't "love" again....just it ain't ever gonna be as pure & full of hopes that i had at the start of life....kinda soiled & sullied.

Of ALL the women i dated :

All took their clothes off.

ALL posed for porn.

ALL did the "Nasty".

None were Virgins.

ALL were obssessed with "money" {and shoes}

ALL were obssessed with their careers.{NEVER an argument with BossMan,but,argue with me!.}

ALL did NOT want to Marry. {but MOST wanted kids}

conclusion : WHORES.

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reminds me of that Adam Sandler movie: Just Go With It.
he decided to not get married after overhearing his fiance is cheating on him and she thinks he's ugly but rich.
he went cruising at bars to pick up woman with his wedding ring.

Funny. That movie is on right now.

Funny. That movie is on right now.

God works in mysterious ways,....dosn't he Neg ?.

Fuck, I couldn't watch more than a minute into that. That's even worse than the worst sex accident vid. :p

I guess I do draw the line there. :foreveralone:
I watched the whole thing. It was a little weird when she posed like I was supposed to admire the fake dong.


i didn't watch that one. saw another one where thumbnail showed the guy mounting her and riding cowboy.
*bookmarked*
Way to share man.....:sad: not really


and jerking off is the way better option

I'm A Wanker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkqfa-kaRFM)

i mean to say,...why bother a shower & with nice clothes & deoderant & pick a drinking establishment & go drink booze & try to mingle & put on your finest wit & wisdom hat...to constantly meet the same pointless women ? When a quick GIS is all thats needed.The perfect 21st Centruy relationship...?

Yeah they got titties....and thats about ALL they got...the rest is immature bullshit.No one is growing up anymore....and getting younger by the year !

Thats why i confine my desire for women solely to titties now.Everything else is...pointless.Not worth my efforts.

heh

funny pic

Way to share man.....:sad: no really

Okay. As you wish (http://www.xvideos.com/video976024/big_strapon_riding) http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/dance.gif

♪♫ I wanna be a coooowboyyy baaby ♪

i mean to say,...why bother a shower & with nice clothes & deoderant & pick a drinking establishment & go drink booze & try to mingle & put on your finest wit & wisdom hat...to constantly meet the same pointless women ?

Yeah they got titties....and thats about ALL they got...the rest is immature bullshit.No one is growing up anymore....and getting younger by the year !

Thats why i confine my desire for women solely to titties now.Everything else is...pointless.Not worth my efforts.

heh
Go the redneck way. Can't find one? Then raise your own.

Something tells me that ain't a song by Batman Cowboy.....won't click it !



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Go the redneck way. Can't find one? Then raise your own.

We call that the "Austrian Way" in Europe...a spate of these weird Austrian Daughter Fuckers over there ! Chained in the basement,...the whole bit !

And I can "find one"....women are everywhere,...they're just POINTLESS !.We MEN get the blame for NEVER wanting Marriage,...well, to me,its the NORMAL Heterosexual Dynamic....pretty straight forward....But EVERY woman i met....in MANY Western lands....want a "kid" but, DON'T wanna commit.....because they know The State will give 'em a free lifetime home & funding....!No need to give a shit if a man really loves them or not !

Okay. As you wish (http://www.xvideos.com/video976024/big_strapon_riding) http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/dance.gif

♪♫ I wanna be a coooowboyyy baaby ♪
Fuck. They didn't lube it up first? Masochists. Thats why they couldn't get it in.
LOL at Robot Chicken theme in the background.

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We call that the "Austrian Way" in Europe...a spate of these weird Austrian Daughter Fuckers over there ! Chained in the basement,...the whole bit !
Spate? Thought it was just the one?

Spate? Thought it was just the one?

Well there was another,couple of months ago....but apparently the two sisters,that staggered outa the woods,claiming one knocked out her 80 year old papa whilst he was raping the other sister....then withdrew their accusations.... bit weird all around that one !

Well there was another,couple of months ago....but apparently the two sisters,that staggered outa the woods,claiming one knocked out her 80 year old papa whilst he was raping the other sister....then withdrew their accusations.... bit weird all around that one !
Just can't pimp it up like this kid

heh ! and ya never hear about a guy raped by his aunts or anything.....i don't even wanna go there ! sick puppies.

other news....

ya ever notice that this illuminati playing card...



has the multiracial peoples.....in the colors of the olympic rings....?



curious !!.

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Okay. As you wish (http://www.xvideos.com/video976024/big_strapon_riding) http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/dance.gif

♪♫ I wanna be a coooowboyyy baaby ♪

But you can't see her at all. Fail.

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curious !!.[/FONT]

They're a sentai team. Perfectly normal.

But you can't see her at all. Fail.

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They're a sentai team. Perfectly normal.

k, my bad. thought it might be another false flag terrorist attack during the london 2012 olympics....seeing as other illuminati playing cards have depicted other false flag terrorist attacks. [before they happen.]

The illuminati is only concerned with quality gaming equipment.

People have wild misconceptions about us.

funny pic...?



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The illuminati is only concerned with quality gaming equipment.

People have wild misconceptions about us.

But,that dude you're waiting for....vindex.... sounds kinda like a window cleaning product !

vindex?

You mean sixaxis? Shit's great for lobbing grenades in Uncharted.

i shall be getting 1 & 2....got the demos....and 3s just about to come out.Scores good too.

[had enough of seeing Lara's sweet sweet ass...she don't wanna marry me either !]

Bayonetta still hasn't gotten back to me,....i hold out a little hope....."a little hope" meaning my penis !

"And not a single fuck frog was given that day"

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to impudent urinal again.~

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to impudent urinal again.~
Beyond Repute bitches...

And I can "find one"....women are everywhere,...they're just POINTLESS !

Great...so I'm the only one here who's not a loser by choice?

Fuck My Life

Great...so I'm the only one here who's not a loser by choice?

Fuck My Life

No way to win a rigged game,my friend.

IF women DON'T know HOW to be WIVES anymore....and DON'T want to be WIVES anymore....all we're left with is POINTLESS WHORES.

No, no, I didn't choose this.

I've just killed off my expectations and dreams to the point where it's comfortable.

No, no, I didn't choose this.

I've just killed off my expectations and dreams to the point where it's comfortable.

Fuck My Life

No, no, I didn't choose this.

I've just killed off my expectations and dreams to the point where it's comfortable.

I was forced to do that....and its fine with me...

expectations now being : Women are POINTLESS WHORES that waste all my time efforts & money and NOT deliver on anything but what a WHORE wouldn't do.

hey !

i didn't break it,but, feel it needs to be fixed !

My track record ain't so good. I'd like to have had a bit more experience before becoming so jaded...but now I've become jaded with inexperience...if that makes any sense.

Fuck it all, as Lye says.

Well, i done it all....done all the things i heard was required....

This is all going to waste Ladies :

LOL

and i just been fucked around so much....while these supposedly "intuitive" women go for the fucktard asshole types !

I dunno...i need more coffee.

I'm currently working on that. (roll eyes, without the smile at the end)

I figure if I can't get a woman to like me for me, then maybe I can get her to like me for my figure. :-\

giggity

I'm currently working on that. (roll eyes, without the smile at the end)

I figure if I can't get a woman to like me for me, then maybe I can get her to like me for my body. :-\

Exactly,...and if all you've got at the end of it all....all your efforts,...is your HEALTH...Then theres no downside !.

Even if you accomplish anything on the micro level, the macro level is always ready to explode at a moment's notice. You have no control over it, they're going to fuck you over and take everything from you. Even if they don't get around to you, someone'll just press the button eventually, taking care of everyone.

The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us.

Exactly,...and if all you've got at the end of it all....all your efforts,...is your HEALTH...Then theres no downside !.

What's the point of health when I'd rather die? :-P

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Even if you accomplish anything on the micro level, the macro level is always ready to explode at a moment's notice. You have no control over it, they're going to fuck you over and take everything from you. Even if they don't get around to you, someone'll just press the button eventually, taking care of everyone.

Yeah. So what's the point?

There is none.

Such vanity to think there's a point. And, even if there was, to think that you could know it.

Even if you accomplish anything on the micro level, the macro level is always ready to explode at a moment's notice. You have no control over it, they're going to fuck you over and take everything from you. Even if they don't get around to you, someone'll just press the button eventually, taking care of everyone.

The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us.

Ooooh you need some CHUCK MISSLER dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!

He does great seminars on how science is Bullshit compared to God's creations....and how NOTHING is random,but by design.

IF you can get through an hour's seminar of that,without thought being provoked...i'll be surprised.

*continues to play vesperia and opts to keep quiet*

Meh. I posted my stupid reviews. Now I'm going to go cry myself to sleep.

Cryers.

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What's the point of health when I'd rather die? :-P

Use the negative energy for workouts.

And do NOT fucking waste your time with weights UNLESS you have read what MIKE MENTZER has to say on the topic....HEAVY HEAVY FUCKING WEIGHT TO FAILURE = MUSCLE GROWTH....None of this high rep,low weight,hours a day training shit.IT DOSN'T WORK. Looks good in Rocky movies...but, ain't the way to go. I wasted YEARS working out with little results.Mike Mentzer was the man !.

And only supps you should buy are AMINO ACIDS.The rest is pointless.

Determinism is as much a crutch as anything else. It's comforting to think that there's purpose and justification for things.

*continues to play vesperia and opts to keep quiet*
*continues to look for Dave Attell video about gigantic balls*

Insomniac was a fun show.

Niters Bud.
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*continues to play vesperia and opts to keep quiet*


*continues to look for Dave Attell video about gigantic balls*

*continues to look through blogs for gigantic balls so he can play quietly*

Determinism is as much a crutch as anything else. It's comforting to think that there's purpose and justification for things.

Can't guarantee thats a BETTER link...he has done ALOT. But dare ya to watch it through...!

Chuck Missler - The Science of God (1 of 2) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuK3d0GPh5U)

Smartest guy I seen online in a long long long time ! Agree with 99%.

Testimony of contemporary eye-witnesses

:doc::doc::doc:

oh teh lols

Testimony of contemporary eye-witnesses

oh teh lols

Thats not an Hour Neg....! C'mon... lets see ya do the whole hour...!? Ask yourself WHY YOU are so anti this.

Oh, he likes Mel Gibson. This explains why you have such a hard-on for him.

Can't find tiny penis-gigantic balls. Just watching a bunch of Pawn Stars vids. They were on Insomniac when Rick still had hair. He must have sold it with his hat.

Why don't you all just shoot yourselves in the head and get yourself over with?

:rofldata: :rofldata:

You sound like a bunch of angry fortune cookies who've been left in a puddle of piss.

Oh, he likes Mel Gibson. This explains why you have such a hard-on for him.

Lets not be childish Neg,...this is serious stuff.

All I know about Mel Gibson,..is he made many fine action movies back in the day for jewish hollywood,...made them BILLIONS....but, when he made THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST out of HIS OWN money not ONE jewish studio wanted to distribute it !.And he got ALOT of crap for it.

And now everyone give Mel crap for a few drunk statements & and an argument with a witch bitch gold digger.

Sorry but if anyone claims they never said something drunk they maybe shouldn't have,then they are a LIAR !.

Theres too much media BULLSHIT out there people believe.

Stalin killed more than Hitler...not much mention he was jewish though !. See what i'm saying !?

No, not really.

Robert Downey Jr begged Hollywood to forgive Mel for everything last night.

It was sweet.

i think everyone needs a little pussy...

to hug

Why don't you all just shoot yourselves in the head and get yourself over with?

:rofldata: :rofldata:

You sound like a bunch of angry fortune cookies who've been left in a puddle of piss.

Its the DEcaff man !!. I'm in a puddle of that !

i think everyone needs a little pussy...

to hug




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ~

Its the DEcaff man !!. I'm in a puddle of that !

Why Decaf?

Ick. Trying to cut down on the mental?

i could say so much,... and yet feel it isn't time.

Neg,Neg,Neg....my admin,atheist friend...!

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Why Decaf?

Ick. Trying to cut down on the mental?

No i didn't put the light on,got 2 jars the same,one for me,one for visitors not into the hard core shit.

Done 2 Decaffs...and kept to my usual deadly serious self...!

Deadly serious Mental doesn't post many pictures.

Except of his well-toned front end.

....not his penis.....you perverts.

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yeah fotofucket fuckin' with me !

starts strobing all over the place....flickering. make my eyes go funny.

i used to have a 36 inch beer gut,thanks to all the bar trawling for "a wife"....i got in good shape giving up on all that !

I just noticed "In A Spark".

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Deadly serious Mental doesn't post many pictures.

Except of his well-toned front end.

Maybe we should try get to be deadly serious more often?
no?


I just noticed "In A Spark".

:rofldata: :rofldata:

:rofldata: the reviews will not be too often. mostly just the movies i'm utterly fascinated with. :P

deadly serious is ok.....every now and again....

i like to mix it up abit.....

and who woulda thought being a Christian was to be as Rock n' Roll in yo face rebelious as it now is today !?

Oh yeah,The Bible says so !.

y'know,...its funny.... all the LOVE i've recieved off of folks for all the funnies & good/well wishes....and telling women whats WRONG witht them these days....i'd hate to feel what its like being a pariah ! heheheh

ummm....

Maybe we should try get to be deadly serious more often?
no?

My penis is drawn to serious.

Old Missus Huffington down the street was a very serious old biddy.

I fucked her. :)


:rofldata: the reviews will not be too often. mostly just the movies i'm utterly fascinated with. :P

Sparkception. Insidious. And.....Supergirl?

Why don't you all just shoot yourselves in the head and get yourself over with?

:rofldata: :rofldata:

You sound like a bunch of angry fortune cookies who've been left in a puddle of piss.
x2
Boo Hoo
Waa Waa

My penis is drawn to serious.

Old Missus Huffington down the street was a very serious old biddy.

I fucked her. :)



Sparkception. Insidious. And.....Supergirl?

Yes, yes and....zwuh....?

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Boo Hoo

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She did look like that.

:(

Facial hair and all.

I'm beginning to think it was Clooney trying to seduce again.

LOL

Just remembered that scene in YES MAN....

That little old biddy.....dentures out....

oh man !

LOL

Just remembered that scene in YES MAN....

That little old biddy.....dentures out....

oh man !

:rofldata: That's exactly what popped in my head too.

YES MAN is the men's clothing store down the street from Mental, in case anyone was wondering. :laugh:

She did look like that.

:(

Facial hair and all.

I'm beginning to think it was Clooney trying to seduce again.

:erm: invite lindsay lohan over, that'll scare him away. :laugh:


YES MAN

:shock: that's another movie i keep forgetting to watch............................................. ................................

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YES MAN reference


gets YES MAN reference


started YES MAN reference


Doesn't get the YES MAN reference

(http://alltheragefaces.com/face/sad-forever-alone-face-only)

YES MAN is the men's clothing store down the street from Mental, in case anyone was wondering. :laugh:

lol

yeah, woulda held onto her head too....but the wig came off in my hand !

lol

yeah, woulda held onto her head too....but the wig came off in my hand !

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Easier to wipe off a bald head then a head of hair I suppose.

Unless you're a monster and cum in the old ladies mouths. :p

i repented.

its ok, now.

just the nightmares linger....

CM ?http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/m75hqb.gif

i feel so cold... i think im dying...
(http://alltheragefaces.com/face/sad-numb)

Gonna go fap and watch Elijah's Wood or maybe either Captain's America.
Or perhaps the Office's Space.

Not sure yet...

i am outie.

i repented.

its ok, now.

just the nightmares linger....

CM ?http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/m75hqb.gif

Must resist urge to punch that in the face................ not resisting well.......

I really liked the chick....when she did "into the wild"....

then she got involved in all that dusk shite !

went WAY DOWN in my estimations.

I really liked the chick....when she did "into the wild"....


Emile Hirsh or Jena Malone?

I really liked the chick....when she did "into the wild"....

then she got involved in all that dusk shite !

went WAY DOWN in my estimations.
Kristen Stewart?
She's why I watched Zathura and Adventureland. Ended up quite enjoying both.

Kristen Stewart?
She's why I watched Zathura and Adventureland. Ended up quite enjoying both.

Ahh...she was in Into The WIld wasn't she?

I watched Adventureland & Into The Wild I think in the same week.

They bled together.

Emile Hirsh or Jena Malone?

Kristen Stewart.

i like her quaint white trashness.

Kristen Stewart.

i like her quaint white trashness.

We'll cover you in glitter and stuff some dollar store vampire teeth in your mouth, then send you to her house this weekend in the nude. See how that goes over. :)

We'll cover you in glitter and stuff some dollar store vampire teeth in your mouth, then send you to her house this weekend in the nude. See how that goes over. :)

i'm not resisting....

if thats what it takes to get me Married....i tried everything else.

lets do it !

IU and I will be at the end of her driveway giggling......hopefully with a quick getaway if things go wrong.

i can see it now.....though with a flintstones car for some reason... think maybe cos i trust my own power to run away giggling after being seen on her CCTV !

if thats what it takes to get me Married....i tried everything else.

This goes against everything you've said previously.....

I AM being trolled http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/hmmm.gif

This goes against everything you've said previously.....

I AM being trolled http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/hmmm.gif

In what sense ?

Man should leave his parents & cleave to his wife & become one flesh.

Didn't say anything about the end times lengths a man must go to to get a "simple wife"....be she a virgin or not !.

I'm just a product of the times.

heh

There's no way you should still want to, given how you feel about them.

Your hand, or a dude. Those are your options. Hop to it.

Mail order brides aren't options nowadays?...

I split her with Carl.

That's right, I said it.

Mail order brides aren't options nowadays?...
Nowadays they make you take a psych evaluation which probably cuts out a lot of the old clientele.

There's no way you should still want to, given how you feel about them.

Your hand, or a dude. Those are your options. Hop to it.

But you're giving too much gravitas to what "women" are anyway,....all this women worship in media etc,etc,...

i also said i didn't say I COULDN'T love them again,...but it'd take a heck of a gal to change my mind.

Was thinking, the one word i havn't been able to use when describing women for the last 20 years is,....Sophisticated.

Women today are obssessed with "dating" so they can keep guys in that hopped-up mode of "trying to get",....and it can go on & on & on for years...wasting a guy's life ! But its all about the FUSS....and nothing about the commitment these days .Like kindergarten or something !!

Heres a perfect example : Was dating this "model type" this year and she comes out with "you don't say anything about how good i look" [like her outfit/costume,whatever] and i said,"well i'm dating you aren't i ? Like DUH ! I would date an unattractive woman,would i ? See the FUSS thats constantly needed.

But you're giving too much gravitas to what "women" are anyway,....all this women worship in media etc,etc,...

i also said i didn't say I COULDN'T love them again,...but it'd take a heck of a gal to change my mind.

Was thinking, the one word i havn't been able to use when describing women for the last 20 years is,....Sophisticated.

Women today are obssessed with "dating" so they can keep guys in that hopped-up mode of "trying to get",....and it can go on & on & on for years...wasting a guy's life ! But its all about the FUSS....and nothing about the commitment these days .Like kindergarten or something !!
Quoted for no Font. Slipping...

I think you're giving too much gravitas to a day of ceremony and drinking and a change in the way you do your taxes.

Quoted for no Font. Slipping...

no, just adding after bits...leaving skinny font to draw attention to it !

All this griping is unbecoming ~

I think you're giving too much gravitas to a day of ceremony and drinking and a change in the way you do your taxes.

day of ceremony ??

Nah ! just basic blueprint of conducting your life....better than unmarried mothers,financed by the big brother state & kids brought up on TV with no REAL dads around....as society crumbles.

Think marriage is a basic. But women are all brainwashed today to think its slavery,....men getting blamed for not wanting it !.

weird.

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All this griping is unbecoming ~

Like you were gonna leave your bf for me anyways... pffft

LOL

Like you were gonna leave your bf for me anyways... pffft

LOL

No. That would make me a bitch :smrt: I would never leave him anyways.



But you're thinking too small~

But you're thinking too small~

society in general going down the tubes....too small ???.

Thought i was helping claw back some of the common sense we all used to have !.

society in general going down the tubes....too small ???.

Thought i was helping claw back some of the common sense we all used to have !.

I meant too small in how you're going about finding a dame :rolleyes:

Meh. It's all too big to even begin to worry about.

Do what makes you happy in the moment. Nothing beyond that is promised. Nothing beyond that should be considered.

I really do wonder why we continue to reproduce. We could just have fun using up our current resources and then killing each other off. The earth will shake us off eventually, if we don't do it ourselves, first.

We WILL do it ourselves first.

They can smell the desperation. It stinks.

I meant too small in how you're going about finding a dame :rolleyes:

Well, i tried BIG & i tried small & i tried not bothering.Not bothering saves me money all round.

They can smell the desperation. It stinks.

me ????

i ain't desperate in the slightest.Just seemed to me that at age 24 when I thought i'd be married by,...i didn't think i'd hit 37 still single and have met girls....like,....say, had double abortions and think THEY are still TOO GOOD for me....weird fucked up shit like that !.

All seems to smack of effort to be ANYTHING BUT a simple wife !

I was just fighting the good fight to be a normal heterosexual male wanting a wife....and now i think if i called that girl a "murdering cunt","society" would tell me some fucked up shit like,..."she had her reasons"!."A woman's choice" !!.

Magic Potato Water

I already have the orange juice.

Well, i tried BIG & i tried small & i tried not bothering.Not bothering saves me money all round.



Answer me this, where do you go to find these girls you go out with? You said bar before. Is that the only place you go?

Answer me this, where do you go to find these girls you go out with? You said bar before. Is that the only place you go?

Oh ! just everywhere....even different countries.Dated girls in u.k.,ireland,germany,italy,poland,lithunia....list goes on.Sadly no matter the land...the "media culture" prevades EVERYWHERE.

I could go to a hut in the middle of nowhere,meet a girl & she'd have the same anti-male feminist mentality,even whilst denying she is a feminist,because women don't even realise the definition of feminism any more.

Why is Whoopi Goldberg telling me about how she pees her pants?

ONORE PHOTOBUCKET!!!!!!

Magic Potato Water

I already have the orange juice.
Blech. Rather just have it straight. Although had this one called a Sour Fairy once. Couldn't see exactly how he made it, but it was vodka and like cherry syrup it tasted so good.

Why is Whoopi Goldberg telling me about how she pees her pants?

ONORE PHOTOBUCKET!!!!!!

wut ?

whats wrong with these people !?!?!?

Oh ! just everywhere....even different countries.Dated girls in u.k.,ireland,germany,italy,poland,lithunia....list goes on.Sadly no matter the land...the "media culture" prevades EVERYWHERE.


Even still, the way you tell it makes it sound like you're still looking for sophisticated women where the children hang out. Have you tried going to places that aren't infested with bitches..... oh say like libraries, or lunch stops in the business districts, or museums, or book stores, or grocery stores that aren't wallmart, or the cafeterias of reputable colleges (for the lady professors),...................

I fucking hate these ads that pop out on their own. Photobucket needs to cut those out.

Even still, the way you tell it makes it sound like you're still looking for sophisticated women where the children hang out. Have you tried going to places that aren't infested with bitches..... oh say like libraries, or lunch stops in the business districts, or museums, or book stores, or grocery stores that aren't wallmart, or the cafeterias of reputable colleges (for the lady professors),...................

erm,... one of my Ex's was a library manageress....! Her god was "money" & "status".Love had NOTHING to do with anything.

And not sure if you realise this,"these days",for a male to "talk" to a woman outside of a geographically agreed upon "social gathering place",like a bar,...is seen as "weird".I have been told i was a "random" after simply striking upa conversation with a girl...she used the word "random" as a derogatory term.Like I was a piece of shit for asking for her number.I said,"what? you think you're allocated all the people you'll ever meet at birth or something!?".

I can GET girls,...they just dunno what to do with themselves once I GOT THEM !.And if i say "I" want a wife,they take offense & start up with the feminism crap.Totally missing the point I am a man that would take them that seriously & not just treat them like the Hoes they all kinda behave like !.

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I fucking hate these ads that pop out on their own. Photobucket needs to cut those out.

and LOUD too....with my six fricken speakers....I gotta mute Chuck Missler too.

I said,"what? you think you're allocated all the people you'll ever meet at birth or something"!?.

According to you and your buddy Chuck, she is.


Ooooh you need some CHUCK MISSLER dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!

He does great seminars on how science is Bullshit compared to God's creations....and how NOTHING is random,but by design.

:smug:

erm,... one of my Ex's was a library manageress....! Her god was "money" & "status".Love had NOTHING to do with anything.

And not sure if you realsie this,"these days",for a male to "talk" to a woman outside of a geographically agreed upon "social gathering place",like a bar,...is seen as "weird".I have been told i was a "random" after simply striking upa conversation with a girl...she sued the word "random" as a derogatory term.Like I was a piece of shit for asking for her number.I said,"what? you think you're allocated all the people you'll ever meet at birth or something"!?.

Dammit............ You've been programed after all this time :notgood: And not sure you realize........ It's always (in the history of forever) been awkward for men to talk to women at any time at any place on this planet.....


But hey, you know, what the hell would I know....... I'm just a female after all, with notions of where you might find other decent females.... Guess that done answered my own question. Females :rolleyes:

According to you and your buddy Chuck, she is.
:smug:

Didn't say i couldn't describe the fact i do not KNOW what the design is for me personally...![Otherwise i wouldn't bother with life,because i'd know it all in advance.Didn't say I was God,or knew it all.]And its weird dynamic of HER NOT accepting people meet "randomly" in the street. Maybe i am meant to be a Monk, who knows. I'm considering it.

Living in the mountains, baking bread, and NOT SPEAKING sounds like a good deal, it's true.

They seem like jovial dudes.

Dammit............ You've been programed after all this time :notgood: And not sure you realize........ It's always (in the history of forever) been awkward for men to talk to women at any time at any place on this planet.....


But hey, you know, what the hell would I know....... I'm just a female after all, with notions of where you might find other decent females.... Guess that done answered my own question. Females :rolleyes:

Sadly it ain't just the difficult bitchez in "the street" its later within my own household.Women just constantly CAN'T accept "life is life" ...they always gotta be expecting shit every half hour like a damn soap opera...and if theres no drama [ie: man gets his peaceful life at last] shits gotta get stirred up.

Its a nightmare !

lol

You are stuck
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Living in the mountains, baking bread, and NOT SPEAKING sounds like a good deal, it's true.

They seem like jovial dudes.

Damn right !

How about a i do a BME Pain Olympics thingy...and become a Eunuch ??. I'll wear my STS boxers so you all know its me !

Kinda disappointed Neg isn't jumping all over this....maybe he's looking for Gif n' such.

But, yeah,...grating my meat n' two veg off with a heated vinegar soaked rusty cheese grater....thats my pitch anyway.

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yes !! ice was also on the list but i didn't wanna seem a pussy !

i didn't wanna seem a pussy !
Too late....

Have you tried crossing the pond for a date? It wasn't on the list.

Too late....

Have you tried crossing the pond for a date? It wasn't on the list.

no, but i dated gals that came over here !!.

Same thing.

Obssessed with "money" [always comes up,not exactly romantic]& "constant excitement" [like a mental twitch or something] and let them know i've had enough excitement in my life...and so they go psycho and add weird shit to my life until i say i have had enough !

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(http://imgur.com/RSLlT)

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(http://imgur.com/uimAx)

Well at least i feel we've all learned something different today !!.

Not just all titties,fat ones being sucked on [cuckoo] or Neg and his anti-Christ stance...

heheh

but something heart warming.

i gave bitches all the chances & more than they deserved.

whataguy

no, but i dated gals that came over here !!.

Same thing.

Obssessed with "money" [always comes up,not exactly romantic]& "constant excitement" [like a mental twitch or something] and let them know i've had enough excitement in my life...and so they go psycho and add weird shit to my life until i say i have had enough !
You tried the older ladies who have also had excitement?

(http://imgur.com/Jan76)

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Well at least i feel we've all learned something different today !!.

Not just all titties,fat ones being sucked on [cuckoo] or Neg and his anti-Christ stance...

heheh

but something heart warming.

i gave bitches all the chances & more than they deserved.

whataguy
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You tried the older ladies who have also had excitement?

yep ! done that.

But in fact craziest fucker of the bunch....almost.

details :Alot older than me,knew my story,knew my basic reminder that i know stress more than most,give my little story of having a guy molest me,burn my house down,kill all my pets,cops did nothing & not one penny compensation [all before the age of 10] and this crazy old fucker,once i dumped her,she set fire to her net curtain,by her front door and next time we met up in a public place,she stressed me out and so i gave my little speech about stress above...and she LOUDLY said,in front of a room full of people,that "i" had set fire to her home"....making everyone look at me,...that knew me,like i was some kind of serial arsonist ! Turning my own private pain AGAINST me !.Thats about as typical as the fucked up shit,i get,outa women !.Something i can never fathom.

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Well.............................................. .................................................. ......................
Have some kitties
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And if you're feeling spiteful, some whore getting a smack
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something like that.

God said,vengeance is mine.

And since he done a pretty good job on creation,i'm gonna sit a few out and see what he does with Wrath.

Have had a few weird things happen like that...drug dealer type threaten me,very close to me revenging on him,but didn't....only to find within 6 week he got done killed in a drug deal or something.

can't say i didn't cry myself to sleep laughing. [i don't do drugs,wasn't me.]

Too many ponies.

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something like that.

God said,vengeance is mine.

And since he done a pretty good job on creation,i'm gonna sit a few out and see what he does with Wrath.

Have had a few weird things happen like that...drug dealer type threaten me,very close to me revenging on him,but didn't....only to find within 6 week he got done killed in a drug deal or something.

can't say i didn't cry myself to sleep laughing.

Couldn't find thumbs up so you get this
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Too many ponies.

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http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n506/bladegifs1/Chalice%20and%20Hajime%20Gifs/hajimelemonrevenge.gif

Thats what Mr. Hands said !

k, guys,... i gotta go .....spread some Gospel News.... [Neg's fave] back laterz with funny pics....once fotofucket stops fuckin around !.

Laterz

Too many ponies

I should head off too....... I've been awake too long again :p Nite all.

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Why so angry?

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That fuckin hurts. Fuck that guy.

Hajime is a gawd. Do not blaspheme the greatest rider to ever live.

Speaking of ponies, where's Aden....

Was there a game this weekend?
Good chance he's getting sloshed.

omg im loving Captain America so much!!
i let out a squee when he got into his upgraded uniform

How british ! :laugh:

When we look at them they look like that:

http://i51.tinypic.com/20iz1ch.gif

But in reality, they are like that :



:shock:

Just finished Captain America.
4/5!
:sad: what a sad ending!
neat clip at the end.
i didn't want the debut trailer of the Avengers yet :laugh:
I downloaded and took all the wallpaper and pics though :laugh:
...did they change Thor??? looks like he painted his eyebrows and everything.
i thought he was pure blonde in Thor??? :confused:

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Just finished making a dvd.
converted the video, easy peasy. audio done. subtitles perfected.
chapters? CHAPTERS!!! arg!
okay, so I imported a text file containing chapters.
guess what? not compatible format :/
so i fixed it and imported new format.
SUCCESS!
make dvd and create ISO image.
delete most working files before I realised that I didn't fully test the movie out yet.
test it.
Going good. next chapter...wait a minute...why is the movie already half-over on the time seeker?????
check total run time...14 minut-----FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Extract image and analyze everything through every program.
Nothing shows up.
go back to program i used to make dvd.
THERE IT IS.
Apparently, when you import more than one set of chapters, it does not automatically override the previous set, nor are there any options to indicate this action.
SO. Now it's a matter of going into other programs and deleting the failed chapters.
And it should be fixed.
No transcoding, no loss of anymore quality.
Other option... convert movie again for 5 hours :/

Back to the drawing board.
:smrt: :erm:
Why don't I use my blog more often?
Oh yeah... cus it requires me to sign in :laugh:

How do you smack Godzilla?