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cuckoo77
10-05-2009, 01:10 AM
uh.....dude.....that's the wall mirror you're laughing at.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

fak....i'm hilarious.....where do i come up with these zingers?




....


shoot me.

Neg
10-05-2009, 01:14 AM
That is TOTALLY the reason I'm a moderator :smrt:

It's effective propaganda, yo.

cuckoo77
10-05-2009, 01:22 AM
i can't tell if you're serious or not...............

.....sarcasm needs a font.

like this:

oh right....cuckoo has a sexy bum.

Neg
10-05-2009, 01:23 AM
I would be lying if I said being a mod doesn't make me feel powerful.

cuckoo77
10-05-2009, 01:30 AM
i think i'd stick to the lying.

cuckoo77
10-05-2009, 07:49 PM
I'd like to post some "suites" i edited together of some of Beltrami's scores.......some of the clips in the suites were released on VS......i wonder how picky this new no VS rule is.

EDIT: i'll pm the "suites" to you any of you guys interested (meaning budarc, Rick Says and the other VGM/Film Score rugrats that wander in and out of here)......i want to see what another set of ears hears. I'm compiling them together for a buddy from filmtracks.com......feedback will be mucho appreciated before I put 'em together for the actual album.

cradub
10-06-2009, 02:37 AM
I'd like to post some "suites" i edited together of some of Beltrami's scores.......some of the clips in the suites were released on VS......i wonder how picky this new no VS rule is.

EDIT: i'll pm the "suites" to you any of you guys interested (meaning budarc, Rick Says and the other VGM/Film Score rugrats that wander in and out of here)......i want to see what another set of ears hears. I'm compiling them together for a buddy from filmtracks.com......feedback will be mucho appreciated before I put 'em together for the actual album.

No one would think to check this thread for music, so I don't think you need to worry about any stupid rules, especially if you edited the tracks yourself. I'm not super familiar with Beltrami's works, but I'll give it a listen, yeah.

rick_says
10-06-2009, 03:51 AM
VS : vaginal sensitivity. If you are experiencing vaginal sensitivity it may be due to infection such as yeast, consult a physician. Vaginal sensitivity is normal and occurs in a high percentage of vaginas and may be due to normal sexual activity.

Not too familiar with Beltrami's work either except his Hellboy score, and I really liked that.
He scored the remake of the Omen....seems like he's had some bad luck scoring some shit films along the way. He had the misfortune of scoring Terminator 3, Dracula 2000, Red Eye and Max Payne to name a few.
I'd be interested in listening to your ...fan podcast.
See 'cuz when you call it a "fan podcast" it sounds less sinful.

cradub
10-06-2009, 04:06 AM
Jim Carrey's put on weight for his role of Curly in the Farrelly Brothers' upcoming "Three Stooges." I'm excited.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/mu/ymv/146/movies_usmovies_ah/JimCarreyShowsOffFullerFigureFor39ThreeStooges39.j pg

cuckoo77
10-06-2009, 06:38 AM
I'm think I'm going to put on some weight for The Three Stooges too.......um.....well....i'm not actually in the movie.......i just feel like getting fat.

so sue me.

mentalmelvin
10-06-2009, 04:06 PM
daily funny pic.....



i might be gone for a while again....although this "being back" has been..hardly anything noticable ! sorry guys....when i get back properly..i'll do the 1,100 other funnypics i got !

but i'm still on for x-box-ing December.

cuckoo77
10-06-2009, 05:02 PM
i'm still on for x-box-ing December.[/B]

you better be...or else budarc is going to......um......eww....i don't wanna know what budarc would do to you.........but no worries

.....kingtibarn seems to have disappeared into oblivion or schoolbooks....one or the other.

....either that or maybe he's not telling us about his new x-box buddy.


cradub
10-06-2009, 06:53 PM
I masturbated last night.

non-canon sousaphone
10-06-2009, 08:00 PM
elipsies only have three periods...unless it's at the end of a sentence....

cuckoo77
10-06-2009, 08:11 PM
I masturbated last night.
this comes as news to no one.

comes.....:loldata: :loldata:



elipsies only have three periods...unless it's at the end of a sentence....

my lawyer says you're wasting your time....thanks though..

non-canon sousaphone
10-06-2009, 08:12 PM
okay then.............................

rick_says
10-07-2009, 01:25 AM

The opening of each film begins with the text "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...." in cyan, followed by the Star Wars logo over a field of stars.

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 04:09 AM
it's the field of stars that changed the rules of punctuation in the english language...........George Lucas was really onto something...............then he shit out Wicket W. Warrick & Friends and wiped his bum with the Star Wars saga.......what a jerk..

...

.....i shoud eat him.

rick_says
10-07-2009, 04:45 AM
and gave us a few new languages too....
huttese....
jawa....
gonk....

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 04:56 AM
ahh....Mister Lucas.....whenever you run out of alien ideas you put a little person in a costume or conjure up some sort of racial stereotype.

rick_says
10-07-2009, 05:31 AM

http://www.tk1336.com/pictures/jawagroupwdroids.gif
http://img.engadget.com/common/images/3060000000048428.JPG?0.27154986711937834



Pretty much.

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 05:41 AM
you forgot about this large-nosed, unshaven, money scheming dirt bag:


rick_says
10-07-2009, 05:49 AM
All the imperials were british.
Why do some aliens have accents, some are subtitled and some no one can understand and yet are not subtitled?
Greedo gets subs and chewie doesn't?

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 05:54 AM
Chewie's a dirty wookie.

I believe Leia and Luke secretly called Wookies Dirty Ruggers behind Chewie's back.

couple of racist Jedi fuckwads.

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 06:18 AM
Well, I have completed the Beltrami suites for "Scream 1, 2 & 3, Mimic, The Minus Man, The 3 Burials Of Melaquiadas Estrada and The Watcher" ... so far, so good.

the scores that are up ahead are: 3:10 To Yuma, Hellboy, Knowing, In The Electric Mist, I Am Dina, Flight Of The Phoenix, The Omen and Terminator 3

hopefully I can fit 'em all on 3 discs, 5 suites per disc, averaging a running time of 65 minutes per disc.

rick_says
10-07-2009, 10:04 AM
good luck and godspeed....

mentalmelvin
10-07-2009, 01:59 PM
....either that or maybe he's not telling us about his new x-box buddy.



Mmmm ...pure fap-age ! fap fap fap fap...hmm SPOOOOOOOOOOOOJ


heheheh

when you've moved on from the marlon-brando-tango-Paris knob-of-butter....



TRY LARD !



Gonna have Monitor,X-Box 360,Games AND wheel by Dec. 20..... even if i have to sell sexual favors to SANICO....{it's ok baby....you can call...i won't tell ! heheheh }


mentalmelvin
10-07-2009, 02:12 PM
a few new products out there next time you're shopping...






and my favorite....



just the thing for the next time your breath smells like you're the main suspect in cattle mutilations...and you wanna tone it down.

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 04:47 PM
I think we've all seen this magazine sitting around on budarc's coffee table



:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

it's just too easy now that he's not around that often anymore.

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 04:50 PM
here's a little article on Horner's upcoming score for Avatar, for you Horner fans:
http://moviescoremagazine.com/2009/10/avatar-score-will-be-epic-hugely-cinematic/

Neg
10-07-2009, 04:55 PM
So that Avatar isn't the same as Shamalamadingdong's Last Airbender movie, right?

It's like how there's District 9, 9, and Nine.

:o

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 05:41 PM
So that Avatar isn't the same as Shamalamadingdong's Last Airbender movie, right?


completely different movies.......Cameron came up with Avatar in '95, about people travelling to an tribal alien planet for it's natural resources, a few centuries from now.........the cartoon, about a kid who struggles to come to terms with the label of the chosen one came out in '05........

......

may the force be with you.......well...actually just me.....nobody else gets to fondle my yoda.

Neg
10-07-2009, 05:54 PM
Wasn't talking about if there was any theft of ideas, just that they are similarly titled and could cause confusion. I think Shamalama's is called Avatar isn't it?

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 06:01 PM
Shymanlammy called his movie The Last Airbender.........i guess he left out the "Avatar" bit, to prevent confusion. didn't really seem to help too much. go to the imdb.com pages and see how many people are still confused about it on those message boards.

cradub
10-07-2009, 06:36 PM
I sucked off a wildebeest last night.

TM
10-07-2009, 07:09 PM
Why does this exist?

A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS
10-07-2009, 07:27 PM
<-

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 07:45 PM
Why does this exist?

to make you feel better about yourself. ;)

Neg
10-07-2009, 07:55 PM
Confusion abounds. So, my point stands. Wheeee~

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 09:09 PM
Neg = 1

People Who Don't Know How To Look Up Things Themselves = 0

A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS
10-07-2009, 10:02 PM

SHORYUKEN

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 10:20 PM
Sonic Boom


hypernebo
10-07-2009, 10:20 PM
love this thread just spent the last 5 or so hours just lol after lol. Wicked!

Do not stop this tread.

hypernebo
10-07-2009, 10:25 PM
the gits will not let me subscribe to this thread!

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 10:32 PM
5 hours?

wow.

i think that gets you an Honourary Shoot The Shit Trophy or something.

nobody's done that before.........not even the most dedicated of Shit-shooters.


cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 10:33 PM
the gits will not let me subscribe to this thread!

subscriptions are a little buggered up right now...........

.......

Neg
10-07-2009, 10:36 PM
Neg = 1

People Who Don't Know How To Look Up Things Themselves = 0

This is paradox, as I am one of those people...

cuckoo77
10-07-2009, 10:50 PM
this could prove to be a very intriguing battle then.

hypernebo
10-07-2009, 11:11 PM
http://fx.worth1000.com/entries/515269/blue-magic

Minty
10-08-2009, 12:00 AM
:evilmoogle: :itsamystery:
:kirbyspider: :whatislove:
:ashine: :naughty:
:disgust: :imout:
:rob: :kirbyswing:
:autobots: :notfucking:
:kirbywalk: :shakehead:
:stopposting: :colbert:
:kirbyinhale: :zillafire:
:grammar: :cat:
:kirbyfly: :zillayay:
:fairybatman: :-(
:seriously: :iveseenthings:
:zillawalk: :fabulousbatman:
:ohgod: :holdit:
:zilla: :cryingbatman:
:billymays: :takethat:
:bb: :dohoho:
:creepy: :objection:
:facepalm: :noonecares:
:fur: :loldata:
:tksays: :finger:
=) =-O
O:] >:O
:-! :-\
:-X :-P
:smrt: :-$
:-D ;-)
:-* :-[
:'( 8-)
:angel: :eye:
:) :notgood:
:swoon: :confused:
:rolleyes: :mad:
:cool: sexpot
:shock: :eggsweat:
:p :sad:
:egg: ;)
:puppydog: :coolegg:
:D :whatever:
:laugh: :o
:erm: :love:
:(


well thats all of them tested guess we can close this turd now what a shame

matt damon
10-08-2009, 12:05 AM
love this thread just spent the last 5 or so hours just lol after lol. Wicked!

Do not stop this tread.

sock puppet

also, minty, yessss~~~~

cuckoo77
10-08-2009, 12:56 AM
yes.....a sock puppet dating back to 2007.

is this thread shoved so far up your guy's ass that you're constantly having to put it down or is nothing good on TV right now?

Neg
10-08-2009, 12:58 AM
pwned

matt damon
10-08-2009, 01:25 AM
neg wtf wrong side >:O

also, cuckoo, you used the wrong phrase jfyi

cuckoo77
10-08-2009, 01:28 AM
there's sides now?
:loldata:

i have no problem with anyone unless they're just plain rude and singling out certain individuals and their idea of humour or a good time.

and
phrase?

what phrase should i have used?

Byrd
10-08-2009, 01:32 AM
yes.....a sock puppet dating back to 2007.

is this thread shoved so far up your guy's ass that you're constantly having to put it down or is nothing good on TV right now?

yes.

Neg
10-08-2009, 01:33 AM
At the end of the day, when all is said and done, I like this thread, because it's where I can see Cuckoo and bud.

Everything else is trivial or out-of-my-hands/not my concern (i.e., the administration's business, not mine).

cuckoo77
10-08-2009, 01:36 AM
just mindless fun....you can nerd out or do whatever.............key word : whatever

but seriously, folks.......what phrase should i have used?

"i should eat you"?

execrable gumwrapper
10-08-2009, 01:46 AM
You should have used, "Charmed is for fgts. Oh wai-"

cuckoo77
10-08-2009, 01:50 AM
"zing!".

cradub
10-08-2009, 03:18 AM
I had a brief sexual liaison with an echidna.

...

Also, nice to meet you too, hypernebo!

And glad to see you again, Neg. ;)

Neg
10-08-2009, 03:20 AM
More like glad to see you, again. We can try to leave as many times as we want, it just ain't gonna happen.



rick_says
10-08-2009, 04:08 AM
Thanks for the Avatar link, cuckoo. Now I'm excited. Only 2 more months, seems like this thing took forever.


cuckoo77
10-08-2009, 04:20 AM
I had a brief sexual liaison with an echidna.

budarc's been getting around in the animal kingdom lately.....you bestial slut.

We can try to leave as many times as we want, it just ain't gonna happen.

I say that about the toilet, the day after I've had too much too drink........it's like Whiskey-Pizza soup is falling out of my ass.

Thanks for the Avatar link, cuckoo. Now I'm excited. Only 2 more months, seems like this thing took forever.


Imagine if "Avatar" is a bomb?

just imagine....wow.

....

....and one more thing...

...am i the only one who automatically quotes Minty & Anyname's last posts in this thread?

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Marceline
10-08-2009, 04:26 AM
:evilmoogle: :itsamystery:
:kirbyspider: :whatislove:
:ashine: :naughty:
:disgust: :imout:
:rob: :kirbyswing:
:autobots: :notfucking:
:kirbywalk: :shakehead:
:stopposting: :colbert:
:kirbyinhale: :zillafire:
:grammar: :cat:
:kirbyfly: :zillayay:
:fairybatman: :-(
:seriously: :iveseenthings:
:zillawalk: :fabulousbatman:
:ohgod: :holdit:
:zilla: :cryingbatman:
:billymays: :takethat:
:bb: :dohoho:
:creepy: :objection:
:facepalm: :noonecares:
:fur: :loldata:
:tksays: :finger:
=) =-O
O:] >:O
:-! :-\
:-X :-P
:smrt: :-$
:-D ;-)
:-* :-[
:'( 8-)
:angel: :eye:
:) :notgood:
:swoon: :confused:
:rolleyes: :mad:
:cool: sexpot
:shock: :eggsweat:
:p :sad:
:egg: ;)
:puppydog: :coolegg:
:D :whatever:
:laugh: :o
:erm: :love:
:(


well thats all of them tested guess we can close this turd now what a shame

Man seeing them all together is pretty amazing.


sock puppet

also, minty, yessss~~~~

doublechecked and it is definitely not a sockpuppet.

cuckoo77
10-08-2009, 04:32 AM
Man seeing them all together is pretty amazing.

it's better than the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree.


doublechecked and it is definitely not a sockpuppet.

if it was a sock puppet, either me or one the other jackasses here was planning that for a good two years.

:loldata:

Marceline
10-08-2009, 04:33 AM
Just felt like I should clear his name!

rick_says
10-08-2009, 04:45 AM

Giddeup! Avatar might fail....

matt damon
10-08-2009, 04:49 AM
i'll admit i didn't notice the join date.

cuckoo77
10-08-2009, 04:54 AM



with budarc's new fling with bestiality, I'll be he's a fap-fap-fapping away to that pic.....

"Oohhhh...alien horse thing.....horny"

cuckoo77
10-08-2009, 06:28 AM
Beltrami Suite update:

Scream 13:00
Scream 2 14:10
Scream 3 10:31
Mimic 15:41
The Minus Man 13:12
The Watcher 14:44
The 3 Burials Of Melquiades Estrada 10:36
In The Electric Mist 10:45
3:10 To Yuma 17:32
The Flight Of The Phoenix 14:46

are all in the can

Terminator 3
I Am Dina
The Omen
Knowing
Hellboy

are left.

.....i'm leaving Hellboy 'till last, 'cuz that's where I'm going to have the most trouble narrowing down the amount of music I use.......yikes.

I'm gonna upload 'em and PM you yahoos (budarc & Rick Says) the links as soon as the rough copies are all done.

rick_says
10-08-2009, 06:44 AM
Cool. I don't envy your process on Hellboy, that is a very good score. Take your time with it.

cuckoo77
10-08-2009, 07:05 AM
yeah.....i haven't even given Hellboy any thought yet............although I want to somehow edit the last part of the Complete Recordings Suite into it........that heroic fanfare theme is not used enough on the commercial release and it's the best theme of the whole score me thinks.

Byrd
10-08-2009, 07:35 AM
hellboy is gay.


cuckoo77
10-08-2009, 07:42 AM
go play with your friends.........

...after i eat you.

mentalmelvin
10-08-2009, 11:45 AM
hey guys....

random funny....



i'm still on for December x-box 360 Kill-athon extravaganza.......anyone confirm any 50. cal in COD4 ?


mentalmelvin
10-08-2009, 12:01 PM
this'll be "me" December for the x-box-ing.....after i quit my job.....hit the pringles....occasionally use my gym stuff just so i can stand long enough to take a whizzz......



i'm really just gonna throw in the towel as far as "reality" is concerned...... just why bother with it !?

it sux.

and you all know....

thats the spirit !

cuckoo77
10-08-2009, 05:09 PM
unlike Tubby McTubberson there, you should atleast learn to wash your clothing when you get Onion Ring grease on your shirt.

cradub
10-09-2009, 02:56 AM
I just filleted a fish with my dick.

cradub
10-09-2009, 03:04 AM
Hey cuckoo, have you forgotten about your obligations or are you just playing possum?

http://forums.ffshrine.org/showthread.php?p=1345326#post1345326

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

EDIT: Ah, I see you updated the first post. R.I.P.

mentalmelvin
10-09-2009, 08:56 AM
unlike Tubby McTubberson there, you should atleast learn to wash your clothing when you get Onion Ring grease on your shirt.

well,...i was wondering if maybe i'd take "going commando" to a whole new level and sit fiddling with my "joy sticks" totally nekkid.{easy SANICO....a pricelist will be made available.}

that way i could also find a place to hold my onion rings !

i'm really gonna let myself go....

i'm gonna "hit bottom" Fight Club style......

i thought i'd been there before...but maybe i was just kidding myself....

i remember the rigor mortis almost settling in,back in 2004 when i'd sit there 12 to 14 hours a day.....and actually feel my soup-type blood churning through the valves in my heart......as the cheese-type blood tried to make its way down to my feet......

well this time.....i'm gonna go gaming hard-core......i want my eyes so sunken into my skull that even Chris Kristofferson is gonna say "shit dude! you got some sunken in mother fuckin eye balls man !"

thats how hard-core i'm going.

if i'm found dead like this one day.....close my mouth so that the fly's eggs hatch within.....that always makes for extra laughs.

mentalmelvin
10-09-2009, 09:38 AM


!




Mwaaahhaaaahhaaaaahhaaaaaaaa Mwaaahhaaaahhaaaaahhaaaaaaaa

mentalmelvin
10-09-2009, 09:48 AM
happy thoughts :



this tubby actually shit "itself"...but the turds havn't quite managed to make it through the folds of fat....give it a minute....

cradub
10-09-2009, 04:49 PM
:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

One loldata for each of your posts. "A place to hold my onion rings..." :loldata:

mentalmelvin
10-09-2009, 05:49 PM
a "spoonful of.........makes the medicine go down......and the vomit come up" la la laa

i bring you...."reactions to"

1guy2spoons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DMCLVlZA48

enjoy-ness

cradub
10-09-2009, 06:08 PM
1 guy?

2 spoons?

That doesn't sound good for anybody. I don't even want to make myself acquainted with that scenario. :-X

mentalmelvin
10-09-2009, 07:23 PM
well theres a load of these things floating around now.....1guy2spoons was the least worrying....

i won't even tell you what one of the other ones involve.......well lets just say...i watched about 8 seconds and the guys are all in JAIL now.....and hopefully.....having the **** kicked out of them daily..

...a hint would be.....watch the "hostel" movies.....and you're almost close !

still whince when i even think about it.....

ahh the internetS......showing normal folks just how fucked up abnormal folks can be.

Whens Jesus coming back to KICK ASS....Now thats a ring-side fight I wanna see !

mentalmelvin
10-09-2009, 08:11 PM
randoms






solidsnake999
10-09-2009, 09:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhenDqzy5_w&feature=related

cradub
10-09-2009, 10:01 PM
randoms



I want to fuck that apple.

:loldata:

hypernebo
10-09-2009, 11:00 PM
Thanks for the lovely welcome to this v funny thead ;)

hypernebo
10-09-2009, 11:01 PM
5 hours?

wow.

i think that gets you an Honourary Shoot The Shit Trophy or something.

nobody's done that before.........not even the most dedicated of Shit-shooters.



Thanks for the cup thats made my day!!!!!

cradub
10-10-2009, 03:29 AM
I had intercourse with a parakeet.

:loldata:

Sorry, am I amusing anyone else with my random inanities, or this just for my own depraved amusement?

By the way, it's pretty sad that I masturbate to porn even in my wet dreams...

rick_says
10-10-2009, 07:23 AM
Currently looking for a rip of the Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs video game score by James Hannigan. I was completely taken surprise by its epic sounding theme and level music. Kind of reminds me of the World of Goo music in a way.
And yes, I did rent the Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs game. Don't judge. :p
You....
rented.....
this.....
game.....?
http://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/rofldata.gif
I saw this little Irish art film the other day called "Kisses."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0975684/
It wasn't bad, very sweet film about tween first love while running away. The score was awesome, but I don't see this released any time soon. Good luck with that meatballs game score. lol

mentalmelvin
10-10-2009, 08:21 AM
Goatse Crazy......Well if you weren't goin' to do it.....someone else was.....i'm someone else dagnammit !





http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8804/bushgoatseface.gif



mentalmelvin
10-10-2009, 08:32 AM
randoms !



& WTF ? 11 ??


Blameless
10-10-2009, 09:03 AM
& WTF ? 11 ??

What do you mean wtf?

How old were you when you started masturbating?

Byrd
10-10-2009, 09:13 AM
42.

mentalmelvin
10-10-2009, 12:43 PM
er,......probably....about 10-ish....but i didn't go looking around the house for...."receptive objects".....not until i was like.....older.....much older.....back when the loneliness got the better of me & i became the McGyver of the masturbaton world.{i can tell ya some stories.....but i won't.}

.....and NO i didn't use the vacuum cleaner....we had a little red one called "Henry" witha face on it.....kinda took away the urges just looking at it !

Gentleman Ghost
10-10-2009, 01:03 PM
I don't like where this thread is going

cradub
10-10-2009, 04:21 PM
Just now? Just now you don't like where it's going?

:-P

mentalmelvin
10-10-2009, 05:30 PM
maybe he works for "henry" vacuum cleaners....

didn't mean to offend...i just can't stuff my cock in a vacuum cleaner with a male's name blazed across it & scary-assed staring eyes staring off to the side in feigned disinterest !

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9521/mn51129.gif

cradub
10-10-2009, 05:35 PM
:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

I fucked a vacuum cleaner once..........name was Mindy............but that's another story for another time.

cradub
10-10-2009, 05:37 PM
Goatse Crazy......Well if you weren't goin' to do it.....someone else was.....i'm someone else dagnammit !



My God...this photo just loaded for me. I wonder what cake dick frosting must taste like?

cradub
10-10-2009, 08:07 PM
In case you guys are keeping score, here is the latest batch (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EZIVRRGT) of shoot the shit banner images, pictorals, amusing gifs and stupid inanities. I haven't updated my collection in some time, so forgive any glaring recent omissions.

KINGTIBARN
10-11-2009, 12:49 AM
Do those pics have anything to do with testing new smiley's? XD Anyways, I'm back, guys. I was installing new hardware in my computer and I cracked the motherboard so I was computerless for a good while...



yeah... I was mad

mentalmelvin
10-11-2009, 12:08 PM
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT GUYS !!!!

BME Pain Olympics ain't anythin like as fucked up as....

was checking the usual "reactions to" vids on youtube....

found one called.....{still in shock}

2guys1horse....

i am beyond scarred for life.........all jokes aside.......

thats WORNG on a Biblical Scale.

mentalmelvin
10-11-2009, 12:18 PM
Happy thoughts....long enough to help you forget info above.


cradub
10-11-2009, 03:05 PM
Do those pics have anything to do with testing new smiley's? XD Anyways, I'm back, guys. I was installing new hardware in my computer and I cracked the motherboard so I was computerless for a good while...



yeah... I was mad

:loldata:

Welcome back. cuckoo and rick are around here somewhere........playing the waiting game.


HOLY FUCKIN SHIT GUYS !!!!

BME Pain Olympics ain't anythin like as fucked up as....

was checking the usual "reactions to" vids on youtube....

found one called.....{still in shock}

2guys1horse....

i am beyond scarred for life.........all jokes aside.......

thats WORNG on a Biblical Scale.

Dude. My first reaction to "2guys1horse" would not be click "play".......it would be run in the other direction.

I can only imagine what horrors lay beyond......

Still....... :loldata:

mentalmelvin
10-11-2009, 06:47 PM
well...with my old interest in special effects and after reading "the guy died afterwards"..!!!! i figured it must be Bullshit....i mean....some animatronic puppet or something....and i only had HALF the screen up....{sadly the wrong half for some of it}....

oh man !

died afterwards...!?

i'm hoping it was a truck load of convicts,ninjas,special ops guys AND serial killers....jumped out & carried on tearing the guy in half....

oh....man !! {shakes head in.....}

remember that part in Jackass....when he had the toy car up his butt....and he says...he told his dad....and his dad just looked "disappointed"....and that hurt more....ohh !

well,....

just being a "man"......i'm just so disappointed in the human race today.....

4girlsfingerpainting.....thats nothing compared to.....ughhh

Neg
10-11-2009, 06:49 PM
That guy as one of the twins is great :D

mentalmelvin
10-11-2009, 06:53 PM
Remember the good old days when horses were just for punching !?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws1NUvtO74E

thats made me feel better now ! heheheh

mentalmelvin
10-12-2009, 08:16 AM

Gentleman Ghost
10-12-2009, 10:46 AM
Just now? Just now you don't like where it's going?

:-P

just recently joined the thread yeah

cradub
10-12-2009, 04:41 PM
Oh man, I just saw Paranormal Activity last night. Could barely sleep at all. All I can say is it's worth the long lines and crowded movie theatres. Truly ingenious and wicked.

mentalmelvin
10-12-2009, 05:16 PM
i only just saw a pop-up today for that movie !! {still waiting The Road & Daybreakers}

must now try to find it free online !....last movie i actually left house to see was....erm,...

PUNISHER : WAR ZONE !

Also just realised KINGTIBARN was back,just then..yesterday ! Welcome back....

was in a daze from the shocking stuff i witnessed..... i'm just not even gonna mention "........." cos the horse thing will stay with me forever....ughhhuhh

rick_says
10-12-2009, 10:57 PM
Oh man, I just saw Paranormal Activity last night. Could barely sleep at all. All I can say is it's worth the long lines and crowded movie theatres. Truly ingenious and wicked.
Spoooky. I heard good things about that flick.

Did you go to the Star Wars concert or what?
I will be there in Portland Wednesday! Woot! can't wait.
I just got pics from friends who went in San Jose.

cradub
10-12-2009, 11:26 PM
Spoooky. I heard good things about that flick.

Did you go to the Star Wars concert or what?
I will be there in Portland Wednesday! Woot! can't wait.
I just got pics from friends who went in San Jose.


Nah, I didn't have the money unfortunately.

Once in a lifetime thing, missed out on. :(

cradub
10-13-2009, 06:16 AM
I think we're due for a new thread title change. This one is getting stale.

Or at least a return to the ol' shoot the shit (NSFW penisbutts watch out). I feel like this one is getting lost in translation.



cuckoo77
10-13-2009, 06:34 AM
you had sex with a parakeet.

cuckoo77
10-13-2009, 06:47 AM
well...that was quick...........i just had my Canadian Thanksgiving Weekend.

crazy times.

first thing in the morning on Friday, I get a call that my brother's wife was having her baby now instead of the end of the month. So me and the rest of my family hopped on up to brother's side of B.C. (10 hours away from Vancouver).

all was well. i'm Uncle Cuckoo now.

Thanksgiving dinner went well.........untill the toilet backed up.

myself, my brother, my father and bro's wife's dad and bros were crawling around in a 4 foot high crawlspace beneath his house, while it filled up with all the wonderful things that go down toilets.

smelly times.

i'm tired.........i hate shit.

mentalmelvin
10-13-2009, 07:42 AM
hey ! you shoulda shot the shit...

eheh ! SHOOT THE SHIT !



cuckoo77
10-13-2009, 07:54 AM


:loldata:

"meh" is right.....that's about as bad as my puns.

ofcourse....if i started a "shit" tossing fight with my family that would be a story we'll always get to tell my niece when she's old enough.

"the weekend you were born we all threw shit at eachother".

.....ofcourse, this story will only come up when she brings home friends

rick_says
10-13-2009, 12:09 PM
Congratulations uncle cuckoo.
I was recently an uncle too.
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

Woo hoo! Star Wars concert tomorrow!
Woo hoo again!

Dr Faustus
10-13-2009, 03:53 PM


Not sure if this has been posted here before, worth a double post, no?

cuckoo77
10-13-2009, 05:38 PM



:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

i've spraypainted my cat's litter box with RIAA as well.

cradub
10-14-2009, 12:27 AM
you had sex with a parakeet.

No, my mistake. It was a cockatoo. (!!)

cradub
10-14-2009, 04:56 AM
Anyone here a Brian Tyler fan?

Law Abiding Citizen (http://rapidshare.com/files/292559264/ciudadano_respetuoso_de_leyes_BTy14.zip)

rick_says
10-14-2009, 05:38 AM
yes I am, thx budarc

cuckoo77
10-14-2009, 06:20 AM
nice link, bud.

and Rick?

words can't describe.............they really can't.

cuckoo77
10-14-2009, 07:26 AM
so Tyler's Law Abiding Citizen.......nothing new really.

stock Tyler action music.

he is the best action composer out there right now though.

even though there's nothing particularily special about this score, it still make Jablonsky's Transformers 2 score sound like it was composed by a boring monkey.

now Marianelli's Agora.......that is the best score to come out in quite sometime.

rick_says
10-15-2009, 06:55 AM
Star Wars in concert motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roseland is a lot smaller than I would have thought, being used to the San Jose HP arena.
It was fairly full, but not sold out.
Sign of the economic times, I'd say.
Lame Portlanders only aroused one encore.
The orchestra looked like they might do one more, but someone gave the signal, probably the conductor, and that was it, just the one.
I sure could feel the heat of the pyro blasts.
Row ten seemed really close.
When I got to my seat I couldn't believe how close I was from the stage.
I arrived quite early and I'd look at people meandering in to the higher areas looking at me with a bit of the stink eye, I was almost the only one seated on the floor at that time.
The Portland crowd was very nedry, lots of SW T shirts, costumes and silliness.
Lots of people representing.
I got in fairly early, so I was able to check out the gallery(costumes, props, artwork) without a mob.
Of coarse when it's over it seems sort of short, I really enjoyed myself a lot.
There was a tween in front of me wearing a stromtrooper with crossbones T Shirt with a sandtrooper shoulder paultron over it. LOL
He said he had a helmet, but was waiting for a good deal on his armor.
Very polite future 501st-er (http://www.501st.com/) offered to take off his hat for me for a better view.
The sound was pretty good, but that venue's acoustics kind of sucks you get a lot of echo, especially with Anthony's mic.
Not too much a deviation in the score, some of it a little sweeter, some bits a little bolder than Williams conducting, but enjoyable overall.
I thought the selection of songs was quite good, all the favorites compressed into the time allowed.
The film editing was a little "meh" I wish they showed the pit more on the viewer instead of the retread film clips and some of it didn't really make much sense.
Overall an excellent show with as much represented as you could want.
Awesome.

mentalmelvin
10-15-2009, 11:31 AM



&...

SQUID GOATSE !!!!!!!



UUUUUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gentleman Ghost
10-15-2009, 12:55 PM
Just now? Just now you don't like where it's going?

:-P

first time I visited the thread.

tried my best to stray from it.

cradub
10-15-2009, 04:31 PM
first time I visited the thread.

tried my best to stray from it.

You picked a hell of a time to visit.


SQUID GOATSE !!!!!!!



Oh ick.

cradub
10-15-2009, 04:35 PM
Star Wars in concert motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roseland is a lot smaller than I would have thought, being used to the San Jose HP arena.
It was fairly full, but not sold out.
Sign of the economic times, I'd say.
Lame Portlanders only aroused one encore.
The orchestra looked like they might do one more, but someone gave the signal, probably the conductor, and that was it, just the one.
I sure could feel the heat of the pyro blasts.
Row ten seemed really close.
When I got to my seat I couldn't believe how close I was from the stage.
I arrived quite early and I'd look at people meandering in to the higher areas looking at me with a bit of the stink eye, I was almost the only one seated on the floor at that time.
The Portland crowd was very nedry, lots of SW T shirts, costumes and silliness.
Lots of people representing.
I got in fairly early, so I was able to check out the gallery(costumes, props, artwork) without a mob.
Of coarse when it's over it seems sort of short, I really enjoyed myself a lot.
There was a tween in front of me wearing a stromtrooper with crossbones T Shirt with a sandtrooper shoulder paultron over it. LOL
He said he had a helmet, but was waiting for a good deal on his armor.
Very polite future 501st-er (http://www.501st.com/) offered to take off his hat for me for a better view.
The sound was pretty good, but that venue's acoustics kind of sucks you get a lot of echo, especially with Anthony's mic.
Not too much a deviation in the score, some of it a little sweeter, some bits a little bolder than Williams conducting, but enjoyable overall.
I thought the selection of songs was quite good, all the favorites compressed into the time allowed.
The film editing was a little "meh" I wish they showed the pit more on the viewer instead of the retread film clips and some of it didn't really make much sense.
Overall an excellent show with as much represented as you could want.
Awesome.


Man, it sounds awesome. I'm killing myself for not having gone. Of course half of me was expecting that someone in my private life would have gotten the message and bought me the tickets, but nooooo...

I completely forgot that Tony Daniels was going to be emceeing. I am now sufficiently depressed.

Glad to hear you had a good time though. I'm an idiot for missing out on that.

Gentleman Ghost
10-15-2009, 04:47 PM
You picked a hell of a time to visit.

I sort of knew that this thread was something of concern.

But I knew I would have to check inside here sometime. Turns out, what was inside, was actually inside-out. :(

mentalmelvin
10-15-2009, 07:02 PM
heheh "inside-out"...



inside-out...now thats the shit right there !

Dr Faustus
10-15-2009, 07:06 PM
Time for a change? That was making me ill.

http://i37.tinypic.com/1pt11e.gif

cuckoo77
10-15-2009, 07:39 PM
i'm jealous, Rick.....really, really jealous.

and Mental? that squid makes me sick......really, really sick

cuckoo77
10-15-2009, 11:07 PM
shit yeah.


cradub
10-16-2009, 03:01 AM
Now this is the old shoot the shit we all know and hate. :rolleyes:


But I knew I would have to check inside here sometime. Turns out, what was inside, was actually inside-out. :(

Hee hee. Punny!

rick_says
10-16-2009, 03:38 AM
I was trying to let you guys live vicariously through me.
I am still coming down from my geekgasm.
I'm hoping a bootleg recording of this will pop up at some point.
Did you know that a T shirt is now $45? When did that happen?
Star Wars is greedy as usual. You can find comparable if not better T shirts online for a fraction of the price!
Guess how much for a keychain? $10.00.

cuckoo77
10-16-2009, 06:50 AM
i hope that keychain gives you the Force.

cuckoo77
10-16-2009, 07:02 AM


very cool poster.

mentalmelvin
10-16-2009, 08:31 AM
Firstly.....wow ! i got my pics edited out....is that close to being banned ???? i feel like almost part of the Shoot The Shit Elite....

Secondly...i bring you more squidz


Thirdly....how the Hell does a squids ink squirter make you guys sick....when those pics of "Bea Arthur" were way more hurl-some !!!? {easy stomach} ...uuughhh

you big babies.

Fourthly.....is Unmasked a chick....? is she single ?

Fifthly....Fight the power !

mentalmelvin
10-16-2009, 08:40 AM


Hey ! when the economy crashes....you know you'll all be kitting up with all kindsa tools to fuck up those zombie folks swarming for your twinkies !So watch n' learn...

mentalmelvin
10-16-2009, 09:30 AM
In eagerness of my December's X-boxing Kill-a-thon Extravaganza....i brings you....

BOOOOOM Headshot !






cuckoo77
10-16-2009, 05:08 PM
[B]Wow ! i got my pics edited out....is that close to being banned ???? i feel like almost part of the Shoot The Shit Elite....


:loldata:

too bad they didn't edit in pretty ponies for us again.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh308/lisamaxime/blingee/glitterpony.gif

i think once you post more than 10 times here, you are part of the Shoot The Shit Elite........whether you like it or not ;) ......yeah...i'm looking at you.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Marceline
10-16-2009, 05:17 PM
Firstly.....wow ! i got my pics edited out....is that close to being banned ???? i feel like almost part of the Shoot The Shit Elite....

Just use [.spoiler] [./spoiler] (without the periods) next time and mark the picture as NSFW and you'll be good. Generally I think most people won't even click to see what's in the box unless they're okay with seeing stuff like that, so no one will even bother to complain about images. ;)



Fourthly.....is Unmasked a chick....? is she single ?

I am a married lady :fairybatman:


Fifthly....Fight the power !


mentalmelvin
10-16-2009, 05:54 PM
[QUOTE=cuckoo77;1349609]
i think once you post more than 10 times here, you are part of the Shoot The Shit Elite........whether you like it or not ;) ......yeah...i'm looking at you. [QUOTE]

Elite YAY !

I almost feel like family.... ...Fuck it ! you guys are the closest thing to family i got....grabs you all in a head-lock & drills knuckles into your craniums...."i luv you man" ...etc,etc,....!

& YAY ! > {Parker1 will be pleased.} > http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42740

& YAY again ! > http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42738 ain't seen a decent Vamp movie since...Interview ...and Near Dark !.

& Unmasked ...Congrats.... I shall soon be married to the X-box 360 & all its pleasures.

Does the X-box 360 have an expansion bay large enough for a hamster to fit in,like the PS2 had...? No reason... [whistles] .....

cuckoo77
10-16-2009, 06:32 PM
i have an expansion bay large enough for a hamster to fit in.......................Gere and Simmons approved.

mentalmelvin
10-16-2009, 06:48 PM
i think richard gere's hamster gets very few visitors at the Abused Hamster Nursing Home.... looked quite frail last time i visited.



Sadly i only ever heard of the gere incident.....Simmons you say...!? not that little freaky hyper exercise guy with the perm !!!?

Dr Faustus
10-16-2009, 08:58 PM


Cutbacks at NASA

Dr Faustus
10-16-2009, 09:47 PM

cuckoo77
10-16-2009, 11:51 PM
oh jesus.....what ever are we going to do with you?

cradub
10-17-2009, 07:31 AM
budarc's 2 second movie reviews...wait a minute, what the hell...is that a "flick the light switch" Jesus?

A Serious Man: Vintage Coen Bros. A truly perplexing work that gives you more questions than answers (which I guess is the point). The Richard Kind is seen draining his cyst throughout the movie. Ebert (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091007/REVIEWS/910079998) claims that it's a retelling of the Book of Job, which makes it all the more intriguing.

Where The Wild Things Are: Such a peculiar film. One that seems like a good movie in my memory, if you know what I mean. Really not sure what to think about it. The locations and music are superb, but the monsters didn't really do it for me (although they were completely rounded out, detailed, and humanly realistic, if that makes any sense).

A couple of oddball flicks that I have idea whether I liked or not. I'll probably have to sleep on it a day or two.

cuckoo77
10-17-2009, 08:56 AM
It's The Richard Kind draining a cyst in a Coen Brothers' flick......what more do you want?

which brings me to this.......

.....i came across an article on The Richard Kind all but 20 minutes ago in the local entertainment rag..........i thought to myself, "oh neat, an article on The Richard Kind!"

.........then it occurred to me........if it weren't for "shoot the shit", i probably couldn't have given a flying fuck about that article.

what has this place done to me?

mentalmelvin
10-17-2009, 01:24 PM
LMFAO

Man !! if you only knew how truly down & bummed i was about not getting the x-box & monitor so i could hang with you guys throwing artillery around....

it was a real bummer....

i felt all your disapproval.... your eyes all burning into my text about "gym stuff" with disdain ...heard you all mutter under your breaths "Bastard"....

but i needed gym stuff damn it !

gotta prep for the 12-14 hour days sitting there literally twiddling-my-thumbs....i gotta get some kinda muscle tone happening.....or even the thumbs won't work......

cuckoo77
10-17-2009, 06:38 PM
it's true we were completely like 'mental melvin this mental melvin that' whenever you sauntered on by.

.....but not really.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5L213Ip_Dg4/SsVrYsfJbMI/AAAAAAAAFW0/4VwRtG4aF0s/s400/peanut1.gif
not a problem..............i think it's understood that one can't afford all that right away.

hell....i haven't been able to afford a new game since RE 5 came out.....and that game stunk.

mentalmelvin
10-17-2009, 06:50 PM
lol

well,..i been making do with watching game trailers & game reviews on youtube...!!!

how sad is that !?

maybe i'll get fight night round 3...and do my workouts through the mini-games section...! man ! i never thought of that ! virtual workouts !

cuckoo77
10-17-2009, 07:10 PM
my bro has a buddy who was quite a large portly fellow...........then he met the Wii...........he's a skinny guy now.

very impressive.

video games are getting crazy.....making fat people skinny again.

.....soon they'll have a video game that actually gives the gamer a social life in the real world.

mentalmelvin
10-18-2009, 07:59 AM
well,...i'm guessing his weight-loss is probably more due to muscle tissue withering away than fat-loss......but loss is loss.congratz to the man.

i on the other hand need just enough muscle tone to be able to stand once in a while....just for a couple of minutes at a time...nothin' fancy.

and obviously my Fap-Hand will be well bulked-up which should help with x-boxing !


FAP-TASTIC FAP-A-THONS !

mentalmelvin
10-18-2009, 08:09 AM
pop-quiz.....

should i become a pimp !? ...i heard the hours are good.



My Fap-Hand could double as my Pimp-Hand !.







Dr Faustus
10-18-2009, 11:47 PM

cuckoo77
10-19-2009, 12:48 AM
:loldata:

aren't like almost 90% of the Shriners anime fans?

i hate the shit.......lucky nobody really pays attention to us here.

:loldata:

Dr Faustus
10-19-2009, 12:54 AM
shhhh - I have a good religious one but it may get me in trouble

rick_says
10-19-2009, 01:53 AM
@cuckoo

New Battlestar Galactica direct to DVD.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1286130

The Cylons began as humanity's robot servants. They rebelled and evolved and now they look like us. Their plan is simple: destroy the race that enslaved them. But when their devastating attack leaves human survivors, the Cylons have to improvise. Battlestar Galactica: The Plan tells the story of two powerful Cylon leaders, working separately, and their determination to finish the task.


http://www.divxden.com/3ulj88mwcvuw/qfn-bgplan.avi.html

or mirror flash version lower quality:

http://www.divxden.com/45i701ihel0v/qfn-bgplan.flv.html

or mirror in annoying german language site:

http://filebase.to/files/933579/alluc.org-Battlestar.Galactica.The.Plan.2009.avi

or another link:

http://vidb.tv/view/p4f9

or yet another mirror:

http://vidb.tv/view/q9n0


cuckoo77
10-19-2009, 01:53 AM
shhhh - I have a good religious one but it may get me in trouble

bah...the "religious" doesn't get us in trouble here.

atleast i don't think it does.

why the other day i stuck a live rat up the baby jesus' ass and then stuck him on a rotating spit for a hearty neighborhood bbq.

everybody was invited.

nobody came.

stupid baby jesus.

Dr Faustus
10-19-2009, 01:57 AM


Well if you put it that way - maybe mine wasn't so bad after all

cuckoo77
10-19-2009, 01:57 AM


nice...thanks man...this should give me a fix, until Caprica in the New Year.

i haven't even seen the Caprica pilot, 'cuz....well.....you know all about the waiting.

cuckoo77
10-19-2009, 02:00 AM
:loldata:

this is still my favorite "funnies with jesus" pics



how about the rest of you kids out there?

why not share one of your favorite "Funnies With Jesus" pictures?

Dr Faustus
10-19-2009, 02:03 AM
Yeah - that's better than mine - LOL


Dr Faustus
10-19-2009, 02:06 AM

cuckoo77
10-19-2009, 02:10 AM
BOOBIES!!!



Harry Potter, you dirty dirty little man.


rick_says
10-19-2009, 02:32 AM
nice...thanks man...this should give me a fix, until Caprica in the New Year.

i haven't even seen the Caprica pilot, 'cuz....well.....you know all about the waiting.

Yayy, more BSG.
I've been rewatching it in anticipation, I'm in the middle of season 3.


An oldie but a goodie, still makes me LOL

:loldata:

cuckoo77
10-19-2009, 06:44 AM
here you go bud and rick (and anyone else interested)

my rough edits of 15 Marco Beltrami suites:

Disc 1:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=G2N2UV8Q
1) Scream 13:00
2) The Minus Man 13:12
3) The Watcher 14:44
4) Terminator 3 : Rise Of The Machines 14:58
5) 3:10 To Yuma 17:32
total running time : 73:31

Disc 2:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FFS1D075
1) Scream 2 14:10
2) Flight Of The Phoenix 14:45
3) The Three Burials Of Melaquiedas Estrada 10:36
4) The Omen 13:48
5) Hellboy 18:05
total running time : 71:21

Disc 3:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CSST5EV3
1) Mimic 15:41
2) In The Electric Mist 10:44
3) I Am Dina 15:22
4) Knowing 16:17
5) Scream 3 10:31
total running time : 68:39

for the first disc, all the scores need minimal (if any) work done on them. I'm fairly happy with the way these ones came out.

the second disc, 3 Burials needs a little work, (particularily on the crude intro) and Hellboy isn't even close.......like i said to Rick....it's gonna be a juggling project and this rough draft shows (I need some input on this one especially)

the third disc is fairly good I think.....maybe a little tinkering here and there....

....and a rearrangement of the track orders on all 3 discs

and i know....

....hey cuckoo! this isn't the download links section.......but is it really hurting any of the other shriners?

rick_says
10-19-2009, 07:43 AM
Sounds good, lemme know when it's done upping.

cuckoo77
10-19-2009, 07:48 AM
:loldata:

my comp froze up while uploading.

i tried upping 'em all up at the same time on megaupload......apparently it didn't like that or something.

i was at 85-90% on the 3 of them.........so now i'm starting up again, doing it one by one.

EDIT: 1st one is edited in now. ;)

i'll put the next 2 up tommorrow......i'm heading to lala land now......

cradub
10-19-2009, 09:05 AM
Movie Reviews En Masse:

Law Abiding Citizen: *** Good, although highly improbable
The Stepfather: * Bad, spoiled completely by the trailers (with the best part of the trailer cut completely out of the movie)
Couples Retreat: ** In the middle, spoiled by a highly improbable ending

Thanks for the suites, cuckoo! I'll download 'em tomorrow after trebajo.

mentalmelvin
10-19-2009, 10:47 AM
I look at this more as.... "Jesus Gets A Power-UP". ZZZZZZZZZZAP


mentalmelvin
10-19-2009, 10:58 AM


I have a wrist-flame tattoo....makes my Fap-Hand look like its going faster ! ....An' I'm not even jokin' !

[SANICO....yeah baby...y'know you wanna see "friction burns"....anytime hunny.]

hehehh

cuckoo77
10-19-2009, 06:23 PM
I have a wrist-flame tattoo....makes my Fap-Hand look like its going faster ! ....An' I'm not even jokin' !


:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

i nearly spat out me morning coffee when i read this.

cuckoo77
10-19-2009, 07:18 PM
Thanks for the suites, cuckoo! I'll download 'em tomorrow after trebajo.

i hear budarc is working as a male escort now.

A reality show is being developed depicting the life of budarc: male escort.....a riveting study of the trials and tribulations of working in the escort service, living a life outside of the job and owning a masturbating cat.

very interesting stuff, kids.

FOX has picked it up and plans on cancelling it after 3 episodes.

EDIT: on another note, all three Beltrami suites are up now
http://forums.ffshrine.org/showpost.php?p=1350901&postcount=10427
;)

cuckoo77
10-19-2009, 09:17 PM
The Shamwow guy at his best.





Dr Faustus
10-19-2009, 09:36 PM

cuckoo77
10-19-2009, 10:08 PM
yes....i think the Shamwow Guy (Vince Offer) gets a standing ovation for such a terrible movie (2.5 out of 10 stars at imdb.com)....on the brighter side: Michael Clarke Duncan, Slash, Gena Lee Nolin, Bobby Lee and Karen Black are also in this stinker.

this crowd is not happy though.....must be the whole beats on a hooker deal.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/347774515.gif

cuckoo77
10-19-2009, 11:04 PM
this is kind of a neat video.

the music really isn't that great, so i turned the volume down on it and played Paul Dukaas' The Sorcerer's Apprentice over it instead....very fitting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDoQwIAaXg

Dr Faustus
10-20-2009, 02:08 AM
Can't rememebr where I found this - don't think it was on here so for your viewing pleasure... makes me howl every time.


cuckoo77
10-20-2009, 02:28 AM
:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

that is a "shoot the shit missed it by that much" moment

Dr Faustus
10-20-2009, 02:31 AM
What happened to shoot the shit? I used to hover in the background reading you guys... not in a weird way... I think

cuckoo77
10-20-2009, 02:50 AM
this is "shoot the shit".....we weren't funny so The Man changed our names to "We Like Dicks" to discourage us or something.....it didn't work.

so then we were "Happy Birthday Patrick!"......Patrick wanted this thread for about 2 seconds (only god and Patrick know why)......apparently he didn't want the people that came with the thread though.......so the name got changed to what it is now....................i think i'm missing a chunk though.....

....was there another name i'm forgetting in my old age?

cuckoo77
10-20-2009, 02:51 AM
I used to hover in the background reading you guys... not in a weird way... I think

when you're reading this shit there only is a "weird" way.

:loldata:

Dr Faustus
10-20-2009, 03:00 AM
Shit... you're younger than me so cut that shit out. You seem to piss "The Man" off a LOT.


cuckoo77
10-20-2009, 03:28 AM
for your viewing pleasure.....an old man getting ready to bring in the sheep for the night. ;)


well...The Man man is actually a woman.....and she doesn't really seem to care what we do......it's the people under her that get ticked off at us....and by "us" i mean budarc and Rick Says for posting pretty pictures of penises and fecal matter.


and that pic of the Gary Busey is fantastic, is it not?

Neg posted that awhile ago......i had to use it for my blog


The DeathCar Family

Dr Faustus
10-20-2009, 03:39 AM
I didn't know it had had been up before, I found it elsewhere. Bloody creepy.



My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
So I fucked her up the arse, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don’t watch the same movies.

cuckoo77
10-20-2009, 03:54 AM
he is a man of many....um.....hmm....he's Gary Busey.



http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Comedy+Central+Roast+Larry+Cable+Guy+Show+0krP8Aab HMVl.jpg




and just for good luck.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
...The Richard Kind.

cradub
10-20-2009, 04:04 AM
Can't rememebr where I found this - don't think it was on here so for your viewing pleasure... makes me howl every time.



Ow. Damn. Is that a piece of his head flying off there?


this is "shoot the shit".....we weren't funny so The Man changed our names to "We Like Dicks" to discourage us or something.....it didn't work.

so then we were "Happy Birthday Patrick!"......Patrick wanted this thread for about 2 seconds (only god and Patrick know why)......apparently he didn't want the people that came with the thread though.......so the name got changed to what it is now....................i think i'm missing a chunk though.....

....was there another name i'm forgetting in my old age?

I seem to remember there being another name between "HB Patrick" and this one. Can't for the life of me remember, though. Rick?

Dr Faustus
10-20-2009, 04:06 AM
This never gets old

http://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gif

cuckoo77
10-20-2009, 05:03 AM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gifhttp://i33.tinypic.com/2mrce2x.gif

http://i34.tinypic.com/2qdo7r4.jpghttp://i34.tinypic.com/2qdo7r4.jpghttp://i34.tinypic.com/2qdo7r4.jpghttp://i34.tinypic.com/2qdo7r4.jpghttp://i34.tinypic.com/2qdo7r4.jpghttp://i34.tinypic.com/2qdo7r4.jpghttp://i34.tinypic.com/2qdo7r4.jpghttp://i34.tinypic.com/2qdo7r4.jpg

stupidity can really be quite beautiful, can't it?

cuckoo77
10-20-2009, 05:15 AM
I seem to remember there being another name between "HB Patrick" and this one. Can't for the life of me remember, though. Rick?

i went back and found the moments where the Thread title was changed.....judging by the conversations, I all ready listed the title changes.......weird, huh? not that many.

what i did notice is from the older posts, all those other shriners that post here, are fairly cool with us on their own, but once there's a big group of them they get hostile and turn into douchebags towards us.

isn't that what happens in highschool?

Dr Faustus
10-20-2009, 05:38 AM
Gotta go zzzzz - it's early morning where I live.. again!! Damn it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_iRSsDmEAI&feature=related

cuckoo77
10-20-2009, 06:54 AM
niters kiwi

and ahhhh gawd....that video....that little trick could go horribly wrong at any given moment.

cradub
10-20-2009, 07:19 AM
i went back and found the moments where the Thread title was changed.....judging by the conversations, I all ready listed the title changes.......weird, huh? not that many.

what i did notice is from the older posts, all those other shriners that post here, are fairly cool with us on their own, but once there's a big group of them they get hostile and turn into douchebags towards us.

isn't that what happens in highschool?

Yeah, it's called peer pressure and conformity.

So there were only three name changes? Now once again, we've been dumped and abandoned. Shoot the shit shall forever be known as "test new smileys."

:dohoho:
"It's shit!"

cuckoo77
10-20-2009, 07:41 AM
we peer pressure each other too.............like remember that time we told you, you'd be cool if you stuck that slug up your ass and squeeze it with you anus so much that it'd squirt open up into your anal?

so you did and we all laughed at you and then you ran home and cried to my mom, and then the next day we told you'd be cool if you pulled that slug out of your ass and smothered it all over your penis and fed it to Rick's dog, Kat......no wait.....that wasn't you....that was-----um.......i miss the "shoot the shit" title.

mentalmelvin
10-20-2009, 11:58 AM
Randoms...






Well,..i had the one 2nd row from front,10th from left....she was no good.
what kinda girl likes to watch video > "church of fudge" !!!!?

mentalmelvin
10-20-2009, 12:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2Ac6RYSvo8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2kuGGmx6DU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knQGq5V_cUs
enjoy-ness !

his hair will never look right again !

MwaaaHAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAA

mentalmelvin
10-20-2009, 02:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9zc4wgMSNg

just hilarious !

cuckoo77
10-20-2009, 08:20 PM
enjoy-ness !

his hair will never look right again !

MwaaaHAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAA

holy fuck.....my stomach seriously turned........it's still turning...........holy fuck.

bleech.


:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

mentalmelvin
10-20-2009, 09:25 PM
ah ! the botfly....fun for all the family !

and maybe a possible answer for men with erectile disfunction....load up your thingy with botflies....& the swelling & mind-of-its-own-look will really impress the ladies.

just an idea !

cuckoo77
10-20-2009, 09:44 PM
i suspect anybody with erectile dysfunction will have it even worse after hearing about your colorful idea.

even people without will have it now............not me though......my penis is throbbing with daddy long legs spiders running all the way through it.



mentalmelvin
10-20-2009, 10:02 PM
reminds me of GN'R lyrics in "Oh My God" !!!!

oh man ! what am i doin' !? i'm watchin the zit stuff now....! i gotta get out the house !!

looks like cottage cheese in some of these people....! ewww

nite nite,bed time

cuckoo77
10-20-2009, 10:45 PM
ewww....um....pleasant pusy dreams.

pusy....pusey? not pussy.....hmmm.....me thinks it's dictionary time.

rick_says
10-21-2009, 01:32 AM
I'm a little behind....Just now downloading the Marco Beltrami suites. WIll give ya feedback when I listen.
You guys seem to have conveniently forgotten about the bit where this thread title was changed to something to the effect of we like dicks.
That was an inspirational change because of the dicks that changed it.

Dr Faustus
10-21-2009, 01:51 AM

rick_says
10-21-2009, 02:06 AM
Half a hangover is still a hangover....

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 02:50 AM
You guys seem to have conveniently forgotten about the bit where this thread title was changed to something to the effect of we like dicks.
That was an inspirational change because of the dicks that changed it.



this is "shoot the shit".....we weren't funny so The Man changed our names to "We Like Dicks" to discourage us or something.....it didn't work.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

yeah....i'm a big jerk loldata-ing in your face.

but.....we like dicks here....so it's only natural.


what are you talking about, cuckoo? you're not making any sense.

shhh....all in due time, my pet.....all in due time.

:eye:

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 03:09 AM
Half a hangover is still a hangover....



it's true.

Dr Faustus
10-21-2009, 03:11 AM
Half a hangover is still a hangover....

Then what's half an overhang?

Dr Faustus
10-21-2009, 03:12 AM

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 03:22 AM
it appears Mr. Bigglesworth III's penis finally stopped working

http://www.thosefunnypictures.com/resize.php?file=pictures/7695/orangutans.jpg

and Slappy's moved onto to bigger and better things......

....well...Slappy's moved on.

rick_says
10-21-2009, 03:28 AM
So far so good. This is gonna take me a while to listen to.
Never heard anything from his Omen before. I don't know what I was expecting, but I am very familiar with the Goldsmith scores. Ave Satani is so awesome. So far I haven't heard any mistakes!

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 03:34 AM
nice......yeah....Beltrami didn't use any of Goldsmith's Omen themes, but he did do a rearrangement of his themes for the soundtrack album. Beltrami has a habit of throwing on little bonus tracks on most of his soundtracks which is kind of nice.....but is sometimes distracting too.

He did however appear to tip his hat to Goldsmith in Flight Of The Phoenix. That is pure Goldsmith sound.

He scored that film the same year Goldsmith died......i guess it was his way of owing homage to his old teacher.

I don't believe there are mistakes, but some possible bad edits here or there.......which is funny, when actually doing my edits, i noticed a few bad edits done on the actual albums. Even funnier, on the Scream scores, there's so much dissonance on them, alot of times there sounds like there were edits done by me that weren't.

Dr Faustus
10-21-2009, 03:37 AM

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 03:40 AM
...and the weird part?

i don't think primates seem to mind the taste so much.

i personally don't like it, unless you mix in some Grape Kool-Aid with it.

Dr Faustus
10-21-2009, 03:45 AM
If you drank nothing but Kool-Aid then you'd piss kool-Aid and you could save yourself the bother of having to mix it in ... just a suggestion.

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 03:46 AM
you learn a new thing everyday

Dr Faustus
10-21-2009, 03:55 AM
True - yesterday I lerned how to stalk people wearing only my slippers.

Today I learned how to fly.
First you gotta put on your "I've just sucked dick for money 'cos I'm all outta weed" face, and wear red or grey long shorts. Simple.


cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 04:09 AM
um....wow.....maybe tommorrow we'll help you learn how to fly without having to suck dick....'cuz...um....wow.....you really don't have to go that far, when you have a whole bunch of fly-inducing chemicals under your kitchen sink.

rick_says
10-21-2009, 04:19 AM
Just listening to more tacks. Flight of the Phoenix is a little Goldmithy. It's going to be hard to beat his Hellboy tracks, one of his best scores and it perfectly fit the films tones. Also good to listen to while reading comics.

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 04:32 AM
Hellboy is one of my favorites.....3:10 To Yuma, Scream 2, I Am Dina and The Minus Man actually....i can't really pick between the five of them.

I just pray they bring Beltrami back when (and if) Del Toro does a final Hellboy film.......i was really, really disappointed with Elfman's score.

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 04:54 AM


....and bathroom humor.

Dr Faustus
10-21-2009, 05:06 AM
Nice... somewhere there is a suit shop with no black suits left on it's shelves.


cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 05:09 AM
This is an interesting discussion. thank you for sharing
However I think you should vary more examples to your writing much more interesting !

zwuh?

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 05:10 AM
this monkey appears to be suffering from sort of deep depression.



.......i should eat him.

Dr Faustus
10-21-2009, 05:10 AM
Spam bot thing a ma jig?

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 05:15 AM
me thinks it is....i haven't clicked on the link, but it appears to want our credit for an online personnel

what a jerk.

i should eat him too.

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 05:19 AM
have you noticed on the threads list, we've been the only active thread in a little over 3 hours!

i'm surprised one of the bored FFS reggies haven't come in here and started insulting us or trying to eat our penises or something like that.

Dr Faustus
10-21-2009, 05:22 AM
I've posted in a few others - i shopped that bot as is my duty - now I can feel superior...

maybe it's too late for everyone - what time is it where you lurk?

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 05:25 AM
it's 9:30 at night.....not too late.

you're like 5:30 or something, right?

Weds night, if I'm not mistaken, judging by your name "kiwi" i'm guessing you're in New Zealand.

Dr Faustus
10-21-2009, 05:26 AM
Foly Huck!! It's 5.25 am here... not too late... but too damn early! I need to zzz soon.


cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 05:29 AM
god dammit, Elmo.....somehow I knew.....somehow i always knew.

rick_says
10-21-2009, 05:43 AM
Hellboy is one of my favorites.....3:10 To Yuma, Scream 2, I Am Dina and The Minus Man actually....i can't really pick between the five of them.

I just pray they bring Beltrami back when (and if) Del Toro does a final Hellboy film.......i was really, really disappointed with Elfman's score.

I liked parts of the Elfman's score, but Beltrami seemed to put a lot more feeling into it. I really got into the Flight of the Phoenix and Mimic. Maybe now I will track down those ones for the full score...

Dr Faustus
10-21-2009, 05:45 AM
I guess I should go sleep if I wanna rise before mid day, but before I go dream of sheep (in a non-sexy way, but possibly in a gravy and potatoes way) I'll leave you guys with the latest music news - KISS have reformed and are touring a zoo near you.



Night all...

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 07:52 AM
I liked parts of the Elfman's score, but Beltrami seemed to put a lot more feeling into it. I really got into the Flight of the Phoenix and Mimic. Maybe now I will track down those ones for the full score...

cool......i could upload 'em if you can't find them......i don't think they'll be around here seeing as most of Beltrami's stuff is on Varese.

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 08:00 AM
I guess I should go sleep if I wanna rise before mid day, but before I go dream of sheep in a sexy way

kiwi's are weird

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:


mentalmelvin
10-21-2009, 08:58 AM
morning all....

ever seen a penis get split 5-ways like a banananananana skin ?.

also...maybe THIS is another way to deal with erectile dysfunction !!.

http://www.kidsinsandbox.net/

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2654/77566737.jpghttp://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7176/bananavsvibrator.gif

{some people just have way too much fuckin' time on their hands....and no access to an x-box/PS2/3....or Atari 2600......}

mentalmelvin
10-21-2009, 09:02 AM
ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN AWSOME "REACTION TO" VIDEO !

the step-by-step warping of a fragile little mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw_jrSEG7nM

I ain't laughed like that since i saw the exorcist.

rick_says
10-21-2009, 09:19 AM
If you know you are going to be playing strip poker, always wear 3 pairs of socks.

cuckoo77
10-21-2009, 09:21 AM
morning all....

ever seen a penis get split 5-ways like a banananananana skin ?.

also...maybe THIS is another way to deal with erectile dysfunction !!.

http://www.kidsinsandbox.net/
holy fuck...no dude....just no......no more of these.............i don't care if that was fake or not......just no...........aww god....no......sweet baby jesus and obama...no!


ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN AWSOME "REACTION TO" VIDEO !

the step-by-step warping of a fragile little mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw_jrSEG7nM

I ain't laughed like that since i saw the exorcist.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

that kid still has cartoon character bed sheets and pillow cases......that's what he gets for watching that shit.

......

...and what is this "mornin' all" business you're going on about....it's 1:30 am I am (which technically is morning but you know what i mean).....i'm going to bed now.

laters ;)