It is.

this is the best image ever created.

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Farscape.....i never did watch that show.

Farscape was cool it had puppets.

i remember the puppets.....courtesy of Henson's Creature Shop, if I'm not mistaken.

I think i saw an episode or two when it was still on.

I liked Farscape, though it did get a bit too weird and kind of shuffled up its own ass around the last season, but season 2 and 3 were excellent. I hear it cost $1 million an episode to make on season 3.

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that's kinda twisted.....i like it.

There's Slothy, Envy, Gluttony, Greedy, Pridey, Wrathy and.....ooohh....go in the bedroom and you'll see Lusty.

The seven dwarves were all together in a bed, feeling happy, so happy got out. Then then felt grumpy, so he got out too.

I loved farscape, I can hardly remember most of it but it was awesome.

Dargo:
There's a shape shifting intruder aboard, we must all stay in the same room and within site of each other.

Cheana:
But what if I gotta piss?

Dargo:
Then we will all pee together!

hmm...maybe i should check it out.

I've almost caught up to Dexter, so I'm out of an hour-long TV series to get hooked on for a few weeks.

hmm...maybe i should check it out.

I've almost caught up to Dexter, so I'm out of an hour-long TV series to get hooked on for a few weeks.

Revisit Twin Peaks.

i've revisited Twin Peaks about 30 times in my life.

EDIT: ...and now you got me thinking......maybe I will......well atleast the 1st season, the first 10 eps of Season 2 and the last two eps......the better half of Season two really really really blew.

i've revisited Twin Peaks about 30 times in my life.

It's a shame they wouldn't let him do Mulholland Drive as a series. It may have been even better than TP.


Unrelated image, just found it, thought to myself, OUCH!
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EDIT TOO: The movie Fire Walk With Me, don't forget it.

yeah...i've seen that.....the whole scene atleast......i think i posted the youtube video of that here before with some other really gorey vids.............well, it was here or one of my blogs....i don't remember which now.

I'm okay with Mulholland DR. not being a series.....the movie was perfect to me in every way.

But it does make me curious as to what a series might have been like though.

I agree the movie was perfect. It's the most Lynchian thing Lynch has ever done, and is my favourite of his works, BUT the characters deserved more space to develop. The cowboy for instance, we needed more of him. And coco. I loved the spanish rendition of crying at the theatre. Very moody.

I wanted more of the weird diner shit......what the hell was that?

i loved it!!!

That is my favorite Lynch film.......it's funny, scary, sexy and just plain fuckin' weird.

Hey, you messed/fixed your compilation. What'd you do exactly? I liked it; my only gripe was it was WMA and not mp3. What did you remove/add? The intro was fantastic, and seeing how we are on the Lynchian vibe, where does Waldo come from?

I threw in a few more nuggets, mixed in some intros to some songs using other others songs, edited a few songs by a minute or two. Removed a few songs, but don't worry, they'll appear on the other 2 comps in the trilogy. Finally, i blended most of the songs together, which (I don't mean to toot my own horn) works really really well with some of the songs....it creates more of non-stop atmosphere.

....and Waldo is from the Twin Peaks series......he was the bird, in the movie, that was in the cabin that Laura and Ronette were getting nasty with Leo and Jaques......then in the series, they find him in his cage and bring him into the Sheriff's station and Leo snipes him off.

I liked Farscape, though it did get a bit too weird and kind of shuffled up its own ass around the last season, but season 2 and 3 were excellent. I hear it cost $1 million an episode to make on season 3.

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I fucking lol'd

Yeah, I know who/what Waldo is/was, I meant where did it come from? What soundtrack is it off? I have the Peaks cd's and it's not on those as far as I know.

Okay, I'll D/L it again and see the diff.
And nothing wrong with tootin your own horn.
Blowing your own horn is a different matter. It's a big NO.

Aishwarya Rai

Aishwarya Rai


She's got the most striking eyes. I've saw her in a few movies over the years. She can act too.

Yeah, I know who/what Waldo is/was, I meant where did it come from? What soundtrack is it off? I have the Peaks cd's and it's not on those as far as I know.


it's not from any soundtracks.

it's recorded directly from the series. I added in some fx though.

but I do have an album that Kyle McLachlan recorded when the series was on the air, of Cooper talking to Diane. It's kinda boring at times....but there's a few good pieces.

Aishwarya Rai


yeah...she is gorgeous

it's not from any soundtracks.
it's recorded directly from the series. I added in some fx though.
but I do have an album that Kyle McLachlan recorded when the series was on the air, of Cooper talking to Diane. It's kinda boring at times....but there's a few good pieces.

Great job cuckoo. It was probably my favourite piece of the comp. More like that please in the future. Although, I'm a Peaks fan so that adds to it. If it was a movie/series I didn't know it mightn't have the same impact. Also, I like weird music/soundscapes. I once mixed some Wicker man samples the same way, but it was on cassette and is long lost now.

I have that Cooper CD too, it's funny in places, as only Cooper can be.

Frank "BOB" Silva was one of the scariest things to ever grace the small screen.

I was like 12 or 13 when that series was first on.....fuckin' scared the shit outta me.

These are great, from a planned but sadly never finished Peaks graphic novel. They too big to post here so here's the link.







And here's where I first read about it if you're interested.

http://twinpeaksarchive.blogspot.com/2007/07/exclusive-matt-haley-interview.html

The shortest movie ever made.

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those are pretty cool.....that's odd.....i've never heard of that.

that would have been cool to have.

Reminds of how they were planning on finishing up that series "Carnivale" up as a comic series.

----

I'm still waiting for "Fire Walk With Me" to be released as The Director's Cut or atleast with the missing scenes.

I guess we should change topic before they change our name again to the Lynch thread, but before we do that here's a link to Lynch's latest pasttime. He's giving space to newcomers, and some of them are pretty good.

http://dlf.tv/

And if you hunt around you can get a daily weather report from the man himself. It's bizarre because it's so normal.

yup...i know all about it.

I get messages on facebook and myspace from the official pages.

and i've stumbled upon his weather reports on youtube....lol.....i'm not sure what's going on there....it is so normal it's weird.

Did the internet create freaks, or just give them a platform to express themselves? And WTF is this?
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Aishwarya Rai almost steered our attention elsewhere, but we managed to stay on topic for 2 pages........that must be a new thing for "Shoot The Shit".

She is delightful.

meow, kitty, meow

Did the internet create freaks, or just give them a platform to express themselves? And WTF is this?
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There have always been freaks. I you think something like 2 cartoon frogs humping was spawned from the Internets then look up Tijuana bibles.

the internet was made for freaks.......it's a great way to get pictures of the inside of your anus spread all the way across the world *cough cough* budarc.

Tijuana bibles.

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the internet was made for freaks.......it's a great way to get pictures of the inside of your anus spread all the way across the world *cough cough* budarc.

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Madness. ;)
I refuse to post at a place called the "hannah montanna appreciation thread"

we should set a trap up for budarc, using a large pile of porn and creamed corn

"just kidding....I'm not a woman!"

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Old Spice guy...what a funny douchebag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BId3y81bU1U

i laugh at that line everytime....he says it like it's a bad thing.

we should set a trap up for budarc, using a large pile of porn and creamed corn


It would have to be midget clown porn, creamed corn anal candy canes and a gay ass frog on a motorcycle for no other reason than it's so completely random and pointless.

midget clown porn, creamed corn anal candy canes and a gay ass frog on a motorcycle

That's a candidate for a google image search. Maybe.

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maybe we can decapitate Brent Spiner and leave his head on the pillow.

you're a nasty doctor.

no wonder none of us are getting better.......you've even given budarc, Mental and Rick day passes...those guys shouldn't be let out even when supervised..........and you know what? i don't think budarc or mental are coming back.

It they'd migrated they'd have invited you along. And then I'd be the only one here... waiting for ... something.

They'll be back. So will I.
I'll be back soonish.
Warm a milk bottle for us.

rick, what's with the Little Women?

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rick, what's with the Little Women?

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What was the question?

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Little Bart Simpson can look up my rear window anyday.

ahhh...i know what the movie was.............i was just wondering why were ye posting youtube vids of it up on that other thread.

just seemed really random....made me laugh......but it's not so funny now that i see the Stoltz Red head thing.

EDIT: scratch that last bit....it is funny...fuckin' hilarious...i just noticed, you're the only one talking about redheads

too fuckin' funny......why?!?!?!

But seriously here's the best bit with Claire Danes as Beth getting all plaguey and gooey and (Spoiler alert!) dying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtREQd4Ktlw
I seriously watch this movie every year in winter.

i must be tired or something....i'm killing myself laughing........my cat is freakin' out....he doesn't know what's wrong.

Yeah Eric Stoltz is a rarefied red head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb6s9DhqO0o

I'd much rather have Dickens at Xmas.

i don't think Alyson Hannigan is a natural redhead....but for some reason i don't really seem to mind right now

Yes she is!





Probably...

She has irish ancestors so maybe.

Lets not forget Nicole.
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i thought i heard she wasn't.....but she's been a redhead as far back as My Stepmother Is An Alien and up until the last 3 or 4 years.......it's gotta be natural

Here a red you won't want to meet.
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nope...can't forget Nicole

or Shirley Manson

and Carrot Top.....WTF buddy? what happened?

Oh! be still my heart Shirley Manson!

that fish looks more like Deryck Whibley

well....i gotta be up in a few hours....so maybe i should do something to actually get up from.......like sleep.

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Lost at birth?

niters cuckoo.
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from what i hear, the fish probably smells better.

k. guys...........niters ;)

Nighty night.

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Nope. :)

Gotta go guys. Cyrus has called a meeting and we all got to attend. Looking forward to the journey back. Should be scenic. Maybe get some wool.

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yes it's photoshop, but really, does it matter?

nope...doesn't matter one bit.
throw in CHarisma Carpenter or Emma Caulfield
and you got a happy Buffy fan



...and with that....my day begins :D

Here's a good morning Charisma for you.

mark as NSFW you cunts

Thank you

:) our pleasure

next time look a little closer at the title, you douche.

we post smileys or a picture of christina hendricks or something less sexy

....a lot less sexy.

i don't even know what's creepier the weird bloody movie puppet thing or the freak holding the movie puppet thing.

Hey, Neg.....you'll like this :)

http://darkpassagetravelogue.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html

Fractured Coaster, ZOMG :swoon:

i like this one:



or these ones:

THE ORPHANAGE?!?!?!

holy fuck....i love it.

When the wheelchair comes down the stairs at the beginning of Homecoming, I knifed it for like 30 seconds before realizing it was a wheelchair.

THIS WAS MY SECOND PLAYTHROUGH.

Either I'm the biggest goober on the planet, or the game is JUST. THAT. GOOD.

It's both.

I haven't play Homecoming yet........but i know what i want next.

it should've gone down in price by now.......last year right?

Yep.

i need me some more survival horror.

last game i played that was remotely creepy was Bioshock

and fuck...that was last X-mas

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I jumped more in Homecoming than any other game in the series, but to be fair that's because the combat was completely revamped and I was freaking out until I camped out in the police station and figured it out.

I was always like OH SHIT, ENEMIES, FOCUS, FUCKING FOCUS!!!

Gratz, Doc :)

nice, doc



you are now legally insane

i think the Doc has the coolest 1000th post out the whole shit shooting crew so far......mine was....um....i have no idea.

Thanks cuckoo http://www.parsonsweb.net/images/117_fry-insane.gifhttp://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/1521-gone-insane-be-back-soon.gif

1,000th post? How many years ago was that? I couldn't even tell you. I don't have screencaps til like 8K.

i wish i did remember what mine was.....i just tried searching for it, but i either didn't notice i was at 1000 or it's buried really deep somewhere...........or maybe wasted it in the Film score/VGM thread

Neg, with your insane post count trying to remember your 1000th would be like Rip Van Winkle trying to remember where he put his keys before he took a sleep. I was only on 500 something before I started posting in this thread. It's like a disease!

i hear if you post on this thread you get leprosy

ahh? ah? yeah? leprosy.......ah? ooooh-kay.


tough crowd.

Take my wife... please. I take my wife everywhere... but she always finds her way back home. (Yup, I watched Goodfellas again last night.)

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Is that the same guy separated by the flow of time? The nose gives him away. What a conker.

Henny Youngman.....that's his joke:

Take my wife... please. I take my wife everywhere... but she always finds her way back home.
http://www.funny2.com/henny.htm

http://www.funny2.com/henny.htm

Comedy gold.

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
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So Hey-Seuss' exposure to space radiation causes his skin to turn yellow. That's awesome in a disturbing way.

it definately adds a little mystery to the one that is Space Jesus.

it's guys like this that give hip-hop a shitty name:

"On the lead track "3 Peat" on the Tha Carter III, Lil Wayne brags openly about getting shot, as many MCs past have done. Wayne raps: �Two more inches I�d been in that casket. According to the doctor I could've died in traffic.� What he failed to mention was that he actually shot himself by accident at the age of 12. Idiot.

I initially thought that this rap was about when Wayne got shot on his tour bus back in 2001 by a gang of angry female groupies, but that was a completely different scenario. Not only did this guy get shot by a girl, he�s the only self-proclaimed "gangsta" that got shot by his own hand. That fact that he acts like he somehow cheated death is pretty laughable. 50 Cent got shot nine times and lived. Now that�s cheating death. Wayne is also only 5' 6" and has been famous since the age of 15. It seems like a serious Napoleon complex and a very out-of-control ego have made Weezy believe that he's totally unstoppable. Some gangsta."

what a fuckin' loser.

Cosign

"Did I tell you I went to see the proctologist today?"

"Anything serious?"

"Nah, we're just friends!"

shit

piss

fuck

cunt

tit

nigger

"You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
One." That's true."

-the late, great George Carlin ;)

and from now on, The Master will be known as Tater Tits on this thread for uttering such a foul word. :D

Negro

There goes Tater Tits saying another "N" word.

Oh Tater Tits .

potato boobs?

Tater Tits should have his mouth washed out with soap.

Wiggers

That dude at the bottom, wearing the Houston Rockets jersey, it looks like it says "cocks" on the jersey with the c cut off, he also looks like hes ready to receive one from the guy right behind him.

Also, Cam'ron and the rest of the dipset would be upset he's got wiggers like those trying to represent dipset.

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it does!

So Hey-Seuss' exposure to space radiation causes his skin to turn yellow. That's awesome in a disturbing way.


it definately adds a little mystery to the one that is Space Jesus.


and from now on, The Master will be known as Tater Tits on this thread for uttering such a foul word. :D

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But he didn't say the best (and by best I mean the dirtiest) "N" word :mad:

I'm not feeling the love, bro. Not feeling it.

But he didn't say the best (and by best I mean the dirtiest) "N" word :mad:

I'm not feeling the love, bro. Not feeling it.

The dirtiest "N" word? You mean "non-sequitor"?

My name is a 4 letter word.

Wrap your head around that one, mate~

I'm in the wilderness without a paddle. Hang on, that's that not quite right. Shit, I'm just plain confused.

Marv or Ktulu will be here shortly to explain. Until then, just try to breathe calmly.

RESPIRATIONS IN 2010!

I exist in a state of flux. Confusion is my friend. I can self-prescribe some blue meanies.

If you think the harmony
Is a little dark and out of key
You're correct
There's nobody there
And I told you there's no one there

Marv or Ktulu will be here shortly to explain. Until then, just try to breathe calmly.

RESPIRATIONS IN 2010!

I'm here. What's up?

Show him that compound curse word that has my name it.

I read the news today, Oh boy!

Dragged the comb across my head~


man, comb is such a funny word, hehe :)

Even Rambo gets a bad hair day.

Goddamnit Neg.

My cock?

You named your cock Rambo?

You named your cock Rambo?

I think I just did. lol.

I'm impressed...what takes most threads two pages or more, you guys managed in just a few posts. A complete change of subject, yet not really going off the rails. Beginning with a mystery 'N' word, morphing into The Beatles, combing your hair and finally naming one's cock Rambo.
...and that is how one 'shoots the shit' ;)

Bravo, boys.....bravo.

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He changed his post. I'm surprised it makes sense now. The confusion is abating.

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I made you a gif cuckoo. I can't unmake it so hope you like it. I was bored. No one was posting.

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that's hilarious!!!

the hidden tiger

i wish i could say this one was moving

[IMG]the hidden tiger

I saw that pic about a year ago. Took me about 15 mins to see the hidden tiger though. I won't say where.

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Nice kitty, want some kibble?

stupid hidden tiger
i should eat him.



actually...the tiger will probably eat me

Nice kitty, want some kibble?

meee-ow

Been a while since there's been a chimp posted.

A bad case of the crabs.

an even worse case of the crabs

Nasty. I did a google image seach on "giant crab" and I'm having waking nightmares now. They are even more scary than these:
because they aren't real, probably.

look for giant spiders.....specifically bird-eating spiders.......i'm not an arachnophobe....but fuck....those things are creepy.

look for giant spiders.....specifically bird-eating spiders........

Eight.... legged.... oh God.... they scare.
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scary buggers aren't they?

i don't know how they catch them....perhaps they have webbing strong enough to catch a bird with or maybe they're like wolf spiders and attack their prey.......whatever it is they receive the Wiggins Award of the day....again.

Still feeling brave? Try a "Giant isopod" image search. And imagine that freak crawling under your bed sheets while you sleep. "Where's my damn shot gun?"

Goodnight, the truth has come out
Everyone's needy
White teeth, a ticket to meet god
Be all that you envy
The shotgun under your bed has
Started breathing
You shot it, you shot it
I'm bare, I'm bare

Hey, is anybody home
Has anybody painted fear
On the bedroom walls that save us from...

eehhh....it's gross....but doesn't really creep me out.

now...what if this guy crawls outta yer ass one day?

fuck....i don't even....i really don't.

Those guys are in VIII, aren't they? Just bent the other way?

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It's back. Nurse. The confusion is back.

You'll get used to it, eventually. Everyone does.

Those guys are in VIII, aren't they? Just bent the other way?

I think it's VII. In the forests.

Those guys are in VIII, aren't they? Just bent the other way?
no idea....i've only plasy I-III, X, X-2 & XI

It's VIII. I was actually sure. I might go looking for a pic. MAYBE.

yeah...that's right....i meant to say "plasy".....not played.

Lets say both. I finished VII a few weeks back, and I'm sure they were in the forest of the island to the south, where the white chocobo was, I forget it's name. Good AP there though.

HEY. I played XI :mad:

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HEY. I played XI :mad:

:eye: :eye: :eye:

i think it's time to pour Neg some decaf

As fast as we post in here, I figured it would get lost.

nope...i caught it too

we're onto your editing shenanigans

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You can't fool a shit shooter.

I was THF20/WAR10. I played for 3 months. It was fun for what it was. I wouldn't play again. It takes too long to form good parties.

I have a bunch of screencaps if you're interested. After I go eat, though.

ooh me too
lunchtime in the asylum!!!!

Eat your greens, boys.

XII is better than XI. I really hate to love XII.

Really do.

XII suffered from wooden characters, but the gambit system was fun. You could set it up so that you could play with one hand. I don't want to speculate what you'd be doing with your other hand, I was eating with mine.

I'm compulsive about controlling the camera in games where I can. XII is very nice in this respect, even if both the x and y axes are set to invert AND CANNOT BE CHANGED :mad:

This one is titled Fifty Abstract Paintings Which as Seen from Two Yards Change into Three Lenins Masquerading as Chinese and as Seen from Six Yards Appear as the Head of a Royal Bengal Tiger.

sweet

This one is titled Fifty Abstract Paintings Which as Seen from Two Yards Change into Three Lenins Masquerading as Chinese and as Seen from Six Yards Appear as the Head of a Royal Bengal Tiger.

that's neat.

my eyes can clearly see the tiger.....however i can see bits and pieces of the Three Lenins Masquerading as Chinese, but for some reason my brain refuses to put the pieces together.......

I can see it.

Let's get some figure/ground gestalt pieces up in here.

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this ain't Gestalt....but it's fucked when you see it in physical form

You guys are doing it wrong. You need to post Salvador Dali. :p

I can't see the eskimo

He's going into a cave.

oh fuck I see it now

the Hallucinogenic Toreador

You guys are doing it wrong. You need to post Salvador Dali. :p
or Escher....
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....what am i missing in this pic? i see one face...that's it

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it's the word LIAR.

ahhh.....k.....;)

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M C Escher, what a guy. I have a pic of this recreated in lego. if I can find it I'll post it. It's cool

Found it:

lol....that's fantastic!

i guess that means i should post some Lego Dali:

Simple, but effective.

not so simple, but equally effective

umm...wow. wrong for so many reasons

The red curtains are a nice aesthetic choice.

umm...wow. wrong for so many reasons

That's bad!

The red curtains are a nice aesthetic choice.

i kinda like how red his ass is

That's bad!
there's a thriller joke in there somewhere too

i'm trying to figure out the story behind this, but can't seem to find one

Name the movie for a bonus point and a chance to play for the holiday.
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that's not 2001, is it?.....i don't remember a guy with a spear in it

I actually kinda like Spongebob....it is weird.

i'm not a fan or anything, but if it's the only thing on, I'll occasionally watch it and almost always find myself chuckling at the pure weirdness that it is.

You're right, on both counts, there wasn't a guy with a spear. I should have noticed that. Did you know the guy in the monkey suit that lifts the bone is one of the 2 Ronnies? The smaller one, obviously. Not the fat one. Do you get the 2 Ronnies in your part of the world? No big loss if you don't, really.

no....never heard of it

no....never heard of it

It's as bad as it looks. The shit side of British comedy.

i think the biggest brit comedy imports here are MOnty Python, Fawlty Towers, Black Adder & Mr. Bean

some others that did pretty well themselves over here were Are You Being Served, Little Britain, The Young Ones, Bottom, Red Dwarf, The Office and Spaced

Fawlty Towers is classic. And The Young Ones too. Python, of course. Surprised Black Adder made it there. And Red Dwarf? It bombed over here, sci-fi and sit com didn't take off - I liked it though. The early seasons especially. Rimmer - LOL.

Seems you got all the best stuff. The "Great" in Great Britian is a myth. Or a typo.

Wow. This is creepy. Or disturbing. Or pick a synonym all of your own choosing.

Red Dwarf bombed?

it lasted 8 seasons (or series as you folk call them)........over here a series that bombed is lucky to last 13 episodes or less

Wow. This is creepy. Or disturbing. Or pick a synonym all of your own choosing.



i like it :)

Red Dwarf bombed?

it lasted 8 seasons (or series as you folk call them)........over here a series that bombed is lucky to last 13 episodes or less

Yeah, it was only ever screened late at night so the druggies and lazies tuned in, and they're crap at showing support. LOL. So it got canned. Then a few years later they brought it back based on video sales. See, the weed consumption caused us to miss episodes and we had to catch up on vid. It's complicated.

sounds like a similiar thing that happened to Family Guy

it got canned twice.

and the third time was a charm....a really big charm.

sounds like a similiar thing that happened to Family Guy
it got canned twice.
and the third time was a charm....a really big charm.

WHAT? NO! I LMAO at family guy. Are you saying it's canned for good?

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Hey. Orange Juice. Nice.

WHAT? NO! I LMAO at family guy. Are you saying it's canned for good?


no....i'm saying the 3rd time it came back it became a huge success.

sorry....i should have been a little more clear.

fuck...upon image googling "sexy orange juice" i stumbled upon a horrid picture of some guy *budarc maybe?* fucking a watermelon.

WTF? Everyone knows watermelons aren't orange.

nipple. :D

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well, atleast the lovely lady kept warm

She's not much good at the dusting, hope she's better in the kitchen.

myabe she shaves.....no duster...no dusting, right?

myabe she shaves.....no duster...no dusting, right?

I'm ashamed to say, it took me a minute to get that. Quality.

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perhaps it was my poor spelling of 'maybe'.

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Yeah, you can be the scapegoat for tonight.
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The day the internet fails to baffle me is the day I'll conquer reality for good.
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technically it's not funny....but fuck.....what a ridiculous picture

Watch out! You'll singe your mullet!
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tinypic isn't a fan of hyperactive elephants............it's a fact.

i've always wanted to do that to young Wesley Crusher.

what a douche.

Wil Wheaton & Denise Crosby should get together and do a show about a gay feminine man and a transvestite.......not sure who would play who though

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You're right; that would work, and we could all not watch it because it's full of twats. Quick, someone hire Brannon Braga. He's probably not busy.

There is a strange similarity between them in those pictures.

i think braga's busy with 24.

but Rick Berman's been out of a job for sometime....he'd be into it.

political humor anyone?

Is politics good for anything else?