Laterz! Going to fap.

Post it good.

Yes. MY alcohol.

Not yours.

Jeez, man

Laterz! Going to the mailbox.


Um...say hi for us. :D

Laters.

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE.

Post it good.

No, seriously.

I'm going to the mailbox.

No, seriously.

I'm going to the mailbox.

So say hi.

:rolleyes: :confused:

Uh huh?

HD's weird.

Everyone thinks I'm fapping when I'm not.

I can think of worse fetishes than mailboxes. :-P

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Everyone thinks I'm fapping when I'm not.

I have the opposite problem.

I have the opposite problem.

We're vice-versa.

Emphasis on vice. :p

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Laterz, going to work.

For real.

It's going to suck.

Not sexually, though.

Really.

Uh-huh? :D

Everyone thinks I'm fapping when I'm not.

No....we thought you were going to the mailbox.

Were you fapping?

He was fapping.

I was eating with one hand and on the phone with the other.

Guess how I was typing? :naughty:

You put your food down to type?

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He was fapping.

Pretty much.

That's some rare soap.

Am I wrong for expecting a bathtub shagging to be the next panel?

Has :bud: did a number three yet? I can't find the link.

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Am I wrong for expecting a bathtub shagging to be the next panel?

Is that normal procedure in Missouri?

Bud's done up to 5.

If you're in Oz, you might get a handjob.

cuckoo hasn't been properly advertising?

Oh well.

III.rar (http://www.mediafire.com/?27c51ajkyauj8sk)

Confirmed: Ridley Scott is making a new Blade Runner film
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://movies.ign.com/articles/118/1188867p1.html

That's some rare soap.



:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

That's racist, right?

cuckoo hasn't been properly advertising?

If you wouldn't like it so much, I'd fap on your pillow.

Oh no, cuckoo. Please don't do that. You know how much I hate that. :naughty:

Never did see Blade Runner.

Spoony likes it, iirc.

Confirmed: Ridley Scott is making a new Blade Runner film
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ridley Scott Making Blade Runner 2 - Movies News at IGN (http://movies.ign.com/articles/118/1188867p1.html)

As long as it's not a remake, I think it would be pretty cool to see something new set in that universe.

Can you give me 4 and 5, too. I don't know how I got so far behind. :sad:

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As long as it's not a remake, I think it would be pretty cool to see something new set in that universe.

K W Jetter did 2 follow up novels. I read one of them.

It's okay. I would be surprised if anyone besides cuckoo listened to them anyway.

Goatse 4 - Family Friendly Edition.rar (http://www.mediafire.com/?e8m4zjcejmye3lh)

Goat's-Eye (fiVe).rar (http://www.mediafire.com/?8hg0w3622rmu6ak)

The fourth is my personal best, so far.

Oh no, cuckoo. Please don't do that. You know how much I hate that. :naughty:

Oh? You don't like it? :naughty: Then I'll guess we'll just have to start fapping. :naughty:


As long as it's not a remake, I think it would be pretty cool to see something new set in that universe.

It'll be interesting enough. If it's not good, oh well, at least the original is still there.

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It's okay. I would be surprised if anyone besides cuckoo listened to them anyway.

Goatse 4 - Family Friendly Edition.rar (http://www.mediafire.com/?e8m4zjcejmye3lh)

Goat's-Eye (fiVe).rar (http://www.mediafire.com/?8hg0w3622rmu6ak)

The fourth is my personal best, so far.

Tom does a super job at keeping up and listening to them all.

I should just get him to organize everything and make sure every one's set up.

His cheque's in the mail too.

It's okay. I would be surprised if anyone besides cuckoo listened to them anyway.

I have been. The picture of your first one took over my folder. It's still like that. :mad:

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His cheque's in the mail too.

+1 for English spelling of cheque. :D

The picture of your first one took over my folder. It's still like that. :mad:

:rofldata:

That was intended from the start.

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His cheque's in the mail too.

Checky? What's that? :-P

+1 for English spelling of cheque. :D

Weird.......you know what?

I think I spelt it both ways today.

Queue up you fucks. You're gonna eat my shite.

Suck on my fat titties. :)

Bloody 'ell.

:rofldata: Vol 5 had a normal cover. I was prepared for the worst. It was anti-shock shock, which made me uneasy. :erm:

I need a new cover.

:rofldata: Vol 5 had a normal cover. I was prepared for the worst. It was anti-shock shock, which made me uneasy. :erm:

Sparky & I were commenting on it before.

I think we both agreed that somehow it was still the creepiest out of all bud's covers.

:rofldata:

Vol 5 had a normal cover. I was prepared for the worst. It was anti-shock shock, which made me uneasy. :erm:

The calm before the storm?

When I first saw it (GISing goatse pics), I thought it was something weird coming out of a hairy anus in the thumbnail. It turned out to be so perfectly tame, I had to use it.

I want to see this pic.

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/262485_10150275061808017_220273423016_7742480_8064 08_n.jpg

lol

You'd be surprised how hard it is to find new and original goatse pics. It's always the same two or three, over and over again. Looks like I'll have to break out the old super 8 camera and tripod tonight. :erm:

You'd be surprised how hard it is to find new and original goatse pics. It's always the same two or three, over and over again. Looks like I'll have to break out the old super 8 camera and tripod tonight. :erm:

If you did find 4 more goatse pics and made one original but not tell us which cover is the original I would forever be in your debt.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

You'd be surprised how hard it is to find new and original goatse pics. It's always the same two or three, over and over again. Looks like I'll have to break out the old super 8 camera and tripod tonight. :erm:

Is that bizarre insertions site still going? It had some weird shit on it. Pens and forks in penises and such like. It might have some new goatse.

The pop ups were like a battering ram, so I'd suggest not going unless you have a good anti-virus just in case.

If you did find 4 more goatse pics and made one original but not tell us which cover is the original I would forever be in your debt.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

(Hint: #2)

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Is that bizarre insertions site still going? It had some weird shit on it. Pens and forks in penises and such like. It might have some new goatse.

The pop ups were like a battering ram, so I'd suggest not going unless you have a good anti-virus just in case.

Fuck, man. I think I've seen enough goatse, assholes, and objects stuffed up (and out) rectums to last me a lifetime. :laugh:

(Hint: #2)

Jesus wept. It was the worst. :laugh:

It was my homage to Neg, for the ass-jar incident.

Was 2 the jar?

Hells yeah.

(Hint: #2)

Did it just....um...:erm:....pop right back in?

It was the size of a planet.

A sexy planet.

Is it just me, or did Neg's av suddenly get sullen?

Making new stuff. Damn the man.

Is it just me, or did Neg's av suddenly get sullen?

It did.

...then just disappeared into the dark.

Amuse us with girlie Neg in the meantime. :love:

Neg keeps us on our toes.

I'm on my toes now.

I fapped and almost tipped over.

It was sexy.

I fapped and almost tipped over.

It was sexy.



'twas. :naughty:

I'd wear it.

I'll probably be getting blown by a lot of men.

'twas. :naughty:

Thanks for catching me at the last minute. :D

Sorry about your eye. :sad:

Thanks for catching me at the last minute. :D

Sorry about your eye. :sad:

It's all right. It was all ready infected.

I accidentally rubbed my eyes this morning after playing in my cat's litter box.

I accidentally rubbed my eyes this morning after playing in my cat's litter box.

You left stuff behind.

You left stuff behind.


I left them for you.

I know how you love the feeling of moist kitty litter in your underwear.

I love to imagine the noise it would make as it works it's way into my pipe. :D I meditate on it.

Pink and polka dot is so me. :D

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcs8t2HAhW1qa0krjo1_250.gif

Okay, that is not conducive to good sleep. :shock:

I didn't know DeVito played Wednesday Addams.

Everything went to shit when Raul died.

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/147568d1281143627-animated-gif-thread-1280650645046.gif

That is creepy as fuck. :rofldata:

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/147568d1281143627-animated-gif-thread-1280650645046.gif

I couldn't stop watching that. What's it from?

That is creepy as fuck. :rofldata:

:rofldata:

I know! The way his legs move when he first runs into the room. Feck...what the?

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I couldn't stop watching that. What's it from?

Deep Red.

Argento.

It's on streaming. :D

Expect a write up, later tonight.

Deep Red.
Argento.

I watched that a while ago. Profondo Rosso. It was the international version, I think I had. That must have been one of the scenes that was cut. :mad:

Hmm.

DVD details:

Length
126 minutes

Streaming details:

Length
104 minutes

I can't find my copy to see how long it is. I posted about it in the movie you last watched thread but it was many pages back.

And now for something completely different.

https://7chan.org/fag/src/131254207530.gif

Yay penis.

Not just any penis. It's a dancing penis.

Which is what I use :-*

And now for something completely different.

https://7chan.org/fag/src/131254207530.gif

Cue the hillbilly chase music.

Cue the hillbilly chase music.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

The bunnies have competition.

This is repost. Still, it's a good shot.

http://i.imgur.com/9Q966.gif

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Whut? No golf fans here?

A rim shot.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh195/itsonlydinah/animated%20gif%20images/black_guy_laughing.gif

*ba-dum-tish*

Did it again =/

I thought you were flirting.

Um. :eye:

http://i.3dporch.com/fvn9.wiggle.gif

:confused: :eye: :confused:

Is that a cat?

I don't know. All I know is i want a french fry up my ass.

I don't know. All I know is i want a french fry up my ass.

Make sure it's unsalted...........'cuz.....ouch.

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/491206/491206,1255641721,6/stock-vector-happy-french-fries-38936350.jpg

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Make sure it's unsalted...........'cuz.....ouch.

:rofldata: A friend of mine went swimming in the dead sea and and he said if I ever do it to make sure and not fart while in the water.

It's all about physics and displacement.

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A lull.

What?

We all know that guy or something?

You all fap at once?

:confused:

i think they should get that dude from Tron Legacy in the Blade Runner sequal thing.
sequel/prequel, which ever.

it just might get scrapped and turned into a whole new thing, just like Prometheus.

Garrett Hedlund.

I want to see how well he did with the character of Dean Moriarty before they give him something like Blade Runner.

i bet a $100 that it's going to be 3D.

Scott's not against using it.

He's filming Prometheus in 3D.

I want it in 4D or not at all.

Yes, that was a trick response.

Not at all.

You mean like Rodriguez's new sniff Jessica Alba-o-vision? :laugh:

so i win bet? who pooled in? :confused:

You mean like Rodriguez's new sniff Jessica Alba-o-vision? :laugh:

:laugh: It's on a scratch and sniff card.

I wonder...

.. if you turn it over and scratch the backside of the card... :erm:

gross. there's kids in that movie. you just know there's going to be a diarrhea scene, some vomit, some farting. all from a dog too :laugh:
the pasty kind :laugh:

He should've done the movie with just Jessica Alba.

so i win bet? who pooled in? :confused:

I had no real cash so I pooled in a pic of my neighbour fapping that I er... accidently snapped through his open window at 2.am.

:erm: Did I say it was accidental? I want to stress that.

so i win bet? who pooled in? :confused:

I think it was just you, dude.

You win!!! :D :D :D


.....and lose. :-\

i should plan bets better in the future.

$101 says i won't.

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:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:
That show would not have gone anywhere if it weren't for those three alone :laugh:

My neighbour's self-esteem will be crushed.

How about I just bet you $200 I can have you betting by the end of the day?

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That show would not have gone anywhere if it weren't for those three alone :laugh:

It's true.

:rofldata:

That show would not have gone anywhere if it weren't for those three alone :laugh:

I used to watch the UK version, I think it came first. Those guys were regulars, and the big sweaty guy. He was great.

I used to watch the UK version, I think it came first. Those guys were regulars, and the big sweaty guy. He was great.

Oh yeah...I forgot about the big sweaty guy. :laugh:

How about I just bet you $200 I can have you betting by the end of the day

i see you're 200 and raise you an automatic fap-machine.


I used to watch the UK version, I think it came first. Those guys were regulars, and the big sweaty guy. He was great.

yeah, the UK version was really great too. it came first, USA got sloppy seconds :laugh:

i see you're 200 and raise you an automatic fap-machine.

You just lost the bet.

Fork over the fap machine. :)

I must not have read it correctly in my mud tinted glasses, Scott is directing? That sheds new light on things.

Let's face it, he hasn't did anything good since the original. I'll follow from afar. :-P

Let's face it, he hasn't did anything good since the original.

:(

I liked Gladiator, Kingdom Of Heaven, Black Hawk Down, American Gangster and Body Of Lies.

:(

I liked Gladiator, Kingdom Of Heaven, Black Hawk Down, American Gangster and Body Of Lies.

I've not seen the last two. I liked Ollie in Gladiator but not the rest. I don't know how Ollie was received across the waters but we loved him here in the UK. Well, concerned Mom's and teachers and interfering Christians hated him but that just made him better in my eyes.

You just lost the bet.

Fork over the fap machine. :)

I gotta warn you though... it has some "bite" to it :naughty: and it could use a little cleaning :erm: some of the mechanisms are a little *coughs*rusty*coughs*

It's the T-4000 model.... the T stands for teeth... :erm:

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I liked Gladiator, Kingdom Of Heaven, Black Hawk Down, American Gangster.

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i haven't watched body of leo yet.

I offended people earlier with my film views.
I think I just did it again?
I should run and hide.

Here's ponies. :D

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lji1m8cEwP1qadi39o1_500.gif

I've not seen the last two. I liked Ollie in Gladiator but not the rest. I don't know how Ollie was received across the waters but we loved him here in the UK. Well, concerned Mom's and teachers and interfering Christians hated him but that just made him better in my eyes.

It's kind of hard not to know who Oliver Reed was if you got your cinema brains screwed in correctly.

How can you not like Djimon Hounsou? He's feckin' fantastic.

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I offended people earlier with my film views.
I think I just did it again?
I should run and hide.

Here's ponies. :D


In STS, ponies are the worst offense.

Your punishment is a mystery.

Who knows when and where?

You just know it's not going to be pretty when it does happen. :)

Sleep tight.

How can you not like Djimon Hounsou? He's feckin' fantastic.

I saw Gladiator when it came out, I've not seen it since then. I honestly don't remember that guy's performance. :erm: Sorry.

I googled him. He was in that recent version of The Tempest, I'd like to see it.

Djimon Hounsou? He's feckin' fantastic.

he was cool in The Island and Push.
He should do more movies.

Oh well....I need to get ready for a fap attack on the town tonight.

Be shotty. Be shitty.

Sniff my big fat titties.

Laters. :)

laters cuckoo!

i gotta head out for some damned family reunion :mad:
the only reunion i want to see is with Mother.
(if you know the reference, you are awesome)

Your punishment is a mystery.

Who knows when and where?

You just know it's not going to be pretty when it does happen. :)

Sleep tight.

:laugh: I'm off to bed now. You've gave me a case of the worries. I'll be gaffer-taping up my anus tonight.

Niters, all. :D

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljk4acE9lZ1qfjo2go1_500.gif

Nighters doc!


...and then there were none :shock:

Laters, guys. :D

Only Mother reference I could get was Alien. :confused:

laters cuckoo!

i gotta head out for some damned family reunion :mad:
the only reunion i want to see is with Mother.
(if you know the reference, you are awesome)

Is it F3AR?

乙女よ大志を抱けという曲を聴いている私は
このスレを殺したい
以上

We really should just rename the forum Shoot the Shit.

If that ever happens, i will leave.

Someone mentioned Papa Midnite.

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Why? It pretty much already is. I mean people are free to post scat porn, and all~

Someone mentioned Papa Midnite.

si, signor.

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reunion with Jenova starts now :sad:
(not really Jenova, but i'll just pretend and scare the shit out of my aunty)

View Profile: Captain Crunch - Final Fantasy Shrine Forums (http://forums.ffshrine.org/members/captain-crunch-31352)
Who is this?

Garamond.

:rofldata:

I know! The way his legs move when he first runs into the room. Feck...what the?

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Deep Red.

Argento.



in a-italy we-ah call-ah it-ah profondo rosso. itsa good-ah movie-ah

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I watched that a while ago. Profondo Rosso. It was the international version, I think I had. That must have been one of the scenes that was cut. :mad:

internat'l version is same as american version, i think. whole lot of good stuff cut for no apparent reason, plus romance subplot completely cut and in american version shit is dubbed in typically bad 70's foreign movie dub fashion a la devil fish and fulci.

okay, but what's the deal with david hemmings? he's from the future like doc so was an english speaker. being an italian flick in which the italian actors did the original dialogue, did he speak italian for it or did they use an italian voice-over? second question, in the english language dub, does hemmings himself provide the v/o or is it another english speaking actor? please one of you film nerds must know this shit. i'm not paying you to sit around and fap. not paying anyone at all, come to think of it

Which is why all we do is fap.

I used to watch the UK version, I think it came first. Those guys were regulars, and the big sweaty guy. He was great.

i liked the host on the future version better. when i see american shows based on future shows and then i see the future version it's usually better.

Clive Anderson

I've not seen the last two. I liked Ollie in Gladiator but not the rest. I don't know how Ollie was received across the waters but we loved him here in the UK. Well, concerned Mom's and teachers and interfering Christians hated him but that just made him better in my eyes.

american gangster is classic. denzel is always better as a mean guy. i'm sick of his inspirational leader type roles

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Which is why all we do is fap.

well get ready for a big surprise

Raspberry scented lotion?

http://twitter.com/#!/111001001101010

I Shaved My Pussy (http://youtu.be/MvYFbFv6Wdg)

There's a hair growing straight out of my asshole.

When I tug on it, I cough.

Only one?

It's very long.

I've got quantity over quality.

I bet it would be extra warm in there.

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They added Sexting, retweet, and woot! to the Oxford dictionary.

Get with the program spellcheck. You fucking cunt.

I bet.

Adam Yauch?

There's a hair growing straight out of my asshole.

When I tug on it, I cough.

The thing is I don't know if you're kidding or not.

I wasn't kidding.

The thing is I don't know if you're kidding or not.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Therein lies the humour.

Stopped by for a quick fap.......saw a lot of overly hairy men (who may or may not be budarc).......

...the quick fap was shelved for a later time.

k.....laters. :D

...the quick fap was shelved for a later time.

Oh, I just enhanced it for you, honey. :-*

hello, boys

We like men.

so do i *growl*

:smug:

i eat men for breakfast

I'm not really the greatest role model, sugarbritches.

yrrrowwllll

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mmmphhh mmm

oh my

Oh hai Lye.

:foreveralone:

hello bud bud. don't cry

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Is he playing again this year?

psshffftt. i dunno. i pay zero attention to sports. thought i overheard some coworkers say he got traded again...i really don't remember

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lord of the rings: the extended extended cut

Poony pics.......

brb

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Small site, text links instead of thumbnails.

FAIL.

Peens aren't painted enough.

EFFECT RUINED ;;

psshffftt. i dunno. i pay zero attention to sports. thought i overheard some coworkers say he got traded again...i really don't remember

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lord of the rings: the extended extended cut

oh fucker fuck me it showed at first

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i guess i should spoiler. oops....busted

Needs moar lens flare.

celebrity fake time



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FUCK

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Better off just posting Lisa Ann.

i find that the more fake they look, the more hilarious

Oh. I see.

Makes sense.

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it's usually obvious anyway, so i dunno why people try so hard to realistically shop, say, lucy liu with jizz all over her face and a couple of fat cocks smacking her forehead, as an example

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what's funny about this is yoda's dirty old man expression.

Yoda's a pervert.

i do love her freckles though...

that's it, niters

hmmmmmrm. Suck it again, you will.

Yoda's a pervert.

yeah, totally :rofldata:




that's yoda's "take it all, bitch" expression

that's it, niters

Niters. Those Princess Leia ones weren't so bad, aside from that over-sized head one.

yeah, i've seen a lotta good leia nudes. fanboys pay extra special attention to the details. who's the girl in the yoda tattoo pic? i like her smile.

niters, again, i think.

I got nothing. You know, Bud?

No idea.

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This one just puzzles me.

i'm serious. i probably sounded like a total creep. "hurr durr i like her smile"

she is genuinely quite attractive, aside from the sperm dripping down her face. sometimes i see a very pretty girl doing porn and get a little upset....i know hotness is the whole point...i dunno...hard to explain...i've been awake since 4am this morning.

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leia is hot in black leather.

Incest tranny Star Wars porn.

Life is beautiful.

If I knew Lye, I'd tell ya. Can't know 'em all by name :sad:

They have yet to make a decent Star Wars porn with a Princess Leia bun-type girl.

Tom can probably point ya in the right direction.

i know. i don't generally give a rat's ass about their names unless i wanna see more pics. okay, passing out, niters for reals this time :D

The only one I know of is Porn Wars.

Oh look! They're making one!

STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY-teaser #1 - YouTube (http://youtu.be/QiKPjPLPLh4)

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Look at the stormtroopers! Bahaha!

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i know. i don't generally give a rat's ass about their names unless i wanna see more pics.

Through a little bit of detective work (and a general lack of a life), I found more pics here:

Try Teens - Tattooed Guy Fucking A Sweet Blonde (http://www.teenscoreclub.com/gal677jco/g17kwc.html)

I hear tell there's a porn star with Master Shake wielding chainsaws on his side.

:confused:

http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/zombie_shake_ribcage.gif

I was told it was gigantic. And, two chainsaws.

Still kinda cool.

That's usually labeled as a fail.

I think differently.

I get a feeling most or all of these were posted before.

I almost wonder if nazi boy is being ironic http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/hmmm.gif

Never in my life did I ever think I would be googling "nazi butt tattoo."



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Swasticock. :)



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Hm. Doesn't seem like the kind of place you'd want to be emphasizing blood.



Good use of stubble, though.

I get a feeling most or all of these were posted before.



:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:
that is precious!!!

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i hate family gatherings.
it's always ends up like a bunch of seagulls gathering... SO LOUD!!!

He was fapping.

Was not.

i hate family gatherings.
it's always ends up like a bunch of seagulls gathering...

that's it, niters

Niterz

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That's racist, right?

It is.

I expect we will now be enemies.

bahahaha, the eyes are bloodshot murderous.


This should be the new attack picture :)


also...
Epic Meal Time makes a cameo in this.
DC SHOES: KEN BLOCK'S GYMKHANA FOUR; THE HOLLYWOOD MEGAMERCIAL - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=btViXvIDsi0#t=235s)

I expect we will now be enemies.

I don't like guns. :(

the schwartz!

I guess that could work.

I'm Rick Moranis though.

Josh Hartnett against some samurai :confused:
He doesn't exactly do any box office movies.
I mean, I liked 30 Days of Night. And every seems to like Lucky Number Slevin, but I don't think anyone would chose to watch it again if they had a choice.
That's the general feeling i get when i hear people talk about it "oh yeah, i liked that movie."
"i have the dvd, want to borrow it?"
"no thats okay"
>.>

Bunraku Trailer HD - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVabHVw4dMc&hd=1)

i dont know who gackt is or that dude from greys anatomy.
but ron pearlman and woody harelson is in it too.
and demi moore :-\

and since i know you all love underworld...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUcrbUCWKQc&hd=1
:smug:

Laterz guys.

Cutting boxes and listening to hip-hop.

How wants to play Crocodile Dentist with me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfP_rJ7Jn84

How wants to play Crocodile Dentist with me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfP_rJ7Jn84

let's antee up the game and use our (neighbors) penises :laugh:

hey, i think that's the same dude that did that easy home made jack sparrow tutorial :laugh:

laters hd.
im out, med time and i can prolly squeeze in a fap before bed time.
niters!

How wants to play Crocodile Dentist with me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfP_rJ7Jn84

Thought that would be a Steve Irwin video, to be honest. He'd do something like that.

Who wants to sit on the inlet port for a swimming pool's filtration pump for an hour?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU_Bj9LVbOc

Or eat a banana with me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzA8WRAM5s8

Well now I want to buy a carrot and ky.

NOTHING ELSE.

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You have to listen to this, guys.

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New voices in the HD Collection, courtesy of Smarty: Silent Hill Gamescom Video - Silent Hill HD Collection - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX1GFlbICWw)

Perfectly fine. Nothing to be butthurt over. They're just different. Not better or worse.

Neg, just got back from seeing Red State and ....fuck yeah...you'll love it. Violent church hating Kevin Smith.




:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:
I actually said "oh my god" when I saw that. :laugh:

Yoda's a pervert.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

yeah. :)

I get a feeling most or all of these were posted before.



That one was...but I had to.

I didn't know where Doc was in that tattoo. :laugh:

But......Dogma?

I remember seeing a trailer and it was just the guys and her talking about the 3 way, or w/e. Most boring trailer I have ever seen.

This one?

Red State Trailer (Red State: Unrated Trailer) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi247897113/)

It's not supposed to be a funny movie if that's what you were expecting. :laugh:

John Goodman's got some great bits to laugh at......but that's about it.

No idea.

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This one just puzzles me.



:shock: hehehe i didn't notice leia's cock last night.

Wakey-wakey time, all ready, Lye?

Requires me to log in. I don't have an account, that I can even remember the name to.

I wasn't expecting it to be funny, I was expecting a trailer with more in it than an awkward exchange between an older woman and two dudes.

The only one I know of is Porn Wars.

Oh look! They're making one!

STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY-teaser #1 - YouTube (http://youtu.be/QiKPjPLPLh4)

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Look at the stormtroopers! Bahaha!

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Through a little bit of detective work (and a general lack of a life), I found more pics here:

Try Teens - Tattooed Guy Fucking A Sweet Blonde (http://www.teenscoreclub.com/gal677jco/g17kwc.html)



you are a god among men. she's purdy

and a nubile...yummy

You're not the searching type if we don't directly link you, are you? :laugh:

Red State Official Red Band Trailer - YouTube (http://youtu.be/iLmcjmocC1k)

She doesn't really do much for me.

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I looked on youtube, but all of them had a shit ton more stuff going on in them than the one I saw. So, I felt safe assuming what you linked wasn't the one I saw.

But, no. I'm not http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/169.gif

Is Lye shit-shooting in his sleep?


......or fapping? :laugh:

I'm going to wager he slept. I have not.

bahahaha, the eyes are bloodshot murderous.


This should be the new attack picture :)


also...
Epic Meal Time makes a cameo in this.
DC SHOES: KEN BLOCK'S GYMKHANA FOUR; THE HOLLYWOOD MEGAMERCIAL - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=btViXvIDsi0#t=235s)

amaury is the climber :D

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Wakey-wakey time, all ready, Lye?

ughh i got up when jen had to go to work and i decided to stay up

Dack Janiels

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

yes. I should indulge tonight.

So, Muscles is Tyler and Dope is Ameer or Alexandre?

You're not the searching type if we don't directly link you, are you? :laugh:

Red State Official Red Band Trailer - YouTube (http://youtu.be/iLmcjmocC1k)

NICE! goodman looks cool, haven't seen him in shit lately. michael parks is creepy as fuck. total teabagger preacher type that you'd see around my parts. kevin pollock too, nice. different movie for kevin smith. he says he's gonna retire from directing soon (i think he's lying), because if this is as good as it looks like it's gonna be, i wanna see him do more in this style. first half of trailer made it look kinda coen brothersy but second half felt like a taranitino film.

He talked a little about retiring tonight.

He said, "I'm not sure. I might be full of shit."

Dack Janiels



i don't expect you to get this reference since you aren't partial to family guy.

I figure Kevin is like Weezer. Put out as much shit as you want, I'm not going to hold it against you. You've done enough solid stuff that I'm satisfied.

Sub-question: Is it better to burn out, or fade away~

i don't expect you to get this reference since you aren't partial to family guy.

I don't get it either.

...and I've seen that one.

I'm also tired and a might bit tipsy so brain-thing not working so well.....what's the joke?

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I figure Kevin is like Weezer. Put out as much shit as you want, I'm not going to hold it against you. You've done enough solid stuff that I'm satisfied.

He said "Cop Out" was kinda funny when he was stoned. :laugh:

i don't think he'll retire.

i think he should do indie films. go back to his roots, but not necessarily indie comedy. what was the last one he did? was it zack and miri? anyway, it had its moments but it felt too much like kevin smith trying to do a judd apatow movie.

Plus Seth Rogan is Shia Jr.

I watched half of Cop Out before I had to go to work, one morning. It started abysmal, but it got on a roll and I was laughing.

I figure Kevin is like Weezer. Put out as much shit as you want, I'm not going to hold it against you. You've done enough solid stuff that I'm satisfied.

Sub-question: Is it better to burn out, or fade away~

i loved clerks 2. it was cool how that whole universe he created got to come full circle and it was done in a low-key manner. after dogma and jay and silent bob strike back sorta went over-the-top, it was nice to return to reality a bit.

Oh? It got better?

I watched the first 20-25 minutes and didn't laugh once.

I thought it was neat he got Harold Faltemeyer for the score though.

:laugh:

Clerks II is and will always be fucking epic.

I love Dogma and Jay and Bob, too. I love the whole Jersey "Trilogy."

I also like Jersey Girl. ooooooooh naaaaauuuughty~

The ones I will stand up for are Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Clerks 2 and Red State.

I thought Zack & Miri and Jay & Silent Bob were all right.....he did a fine job on the pilot episode of "Reaper" too.

I don't get it either.

...and I've seen that one.

I'm also tired and a might bit tipsy so brain-thing not working so well.....what's the joke?

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He said "Cop Out" was kinda funny when he was stoned. :laugh:

i can't find a video clip but it's the character dack (dak?) who says "i feel i could take on the whole empire myself" so chris griffin luke says "hey everyone, dak says he's got this one" and dak flies his little fighter up to a star destroyer and says "hey imperials, get ready to suck some dack" and they just blast him. that sounded lame. it'd been better if you saw it.

i'm a retard

Yeah, it clicked with me enough, after a bit. It wasn't monumentally good, but I was like I'm laughing, and there isn't a general aura of shit coming off of it like Zack and Miri.

Plus Seth Rogan is Shia Jr.

I watched half of Cop Out before I had to go to work, one morning. It started abysmal, but it got on a roll and I was laughing.

i don't find seth rogen all that funny, but i love him and paul rudd together. they should do more team-up, like their scenes in knocked up and 40 yr old virgin