I'm a one man advertising vehicle for the Wicker Man. The original. It's the best Brit movie ever made. STILL. I posted the soundtrack a while ago if you are interested in some Pagan singalongs.

Yeah, I liked the Wicker Man. I saw the remake first. The only good thing about it was that it inspired me to seek out the original. It is a very unique film, I really like the feeling of old '70s horror movies. Another great one that comes to mind is Picnic at Hanging Rock. Love the atmosphere.

But, but Nic Cage beats women. Surely that's a good thing about it?

I saw Diary Of The Dead a few months ago. I liked it enough. Don't remember it though. I think I watched it back to back with Zombieland and got confused. They both go to big mansions......only one has Bill Murray in it.

But, but Nic Cage beats women. Surely that's a good thing about it?

Like I said, I saw the remake first so I actually didn't think too badly of it at the time. People ridicule the remake as much as they ridicule "The Happening," but I honestly can't see what's bad about either of them. I can think of far shittier movies than those two.

But, but Nic Cage beats women. Surely that's a good thing about it?

I didn't really like the original Wicker Man......but after seeing that Nic Cage moments on youtube, i might have to watch the remake for some good chuckles.

Nic Cage beating up woman in a bear costume and yelling at little kids is priceless.

I'm positive the director snuck it past the studio head honchos as a thriller and actually delivered a comedy. His resume has only romantic comedies on it. :)

Doc, the monsters in W are called Dopants!

Ah! I've only watched the first 2 episodes. I've got the first 14 so far. There 49 of them! I'm trying to wait uintil I have enough to burn to disc so I can watch them on the 40" next door. My PC monitor is only 17".

I thought the shark "person" in episode two was a bit silly, but the show has a wonderful charm about it, that I really like.

If you guys haven't seen Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans, DO IT RIGHT NOW.

Shark? You mean T-Rex?

The show has a lot of humor, get used to it. All modern Kamen Rider and Sentai shows have 49 eps. They change over yearly.

I didn't really like the original Wicker Man......but after seeing that Nic Cage moments on youtube, i might have to watch the remake for some good chuckles.

Nic Cage beating up woman in a bear costume and yelling at little kids is priceless.

I'm positive the director snuck it past the studio head honchos as a thriller and actually delivered a comedy. His resume has only romantic comedies on it. :)

I think Neil LeBute is known as being a bit of a misogynist in his works, especially "In The Company of Men." I think his worse offering was the shitty Death at a Funeral remake. I mean, who the hell remakes a movie a year after the original comes out (in English, no less)?

If you guys haven't seen Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans, DO IT RIGHT NOW.

I've seen it....a weird movie indeed.


I think Neil LeBute is known as being a bit of a misogynist in his works, especially "In The Company of Men." I think his worse offering was the shitty Death at a Funeral remake. I mean, who the hell remakes a movie a year after the original comes out (in English, no less)?

I've never seen the remake. Had completely no interest in it.

You just don't replace Alan Tudyk with James Mardsen. You just don't.

Atleast they kept Peter Dinklage in it though.

Wicker Man has Christopher Lee in a dress! What's not to love?

Weird.....you mean COMPLETELY FUGGEN AWESOME, surely :p

You just don't replace Alan Tudyk with James Mardsen. You just don't.

Atleast they kept Peter Dinklage in it though.

Yeah, that's what I mean, it's fucking pointless. I only watched it because there were a lot of black comedians in it, I thought they could make it funny. But it was diarrhea shit coming out of my ass.

The show has a lot of humor, get used to it. All modern Kamen Rider and Sentai shows have 49 eps. They change over yearly.

My D/L sucks and MU only lets me get 2 or 3 episodes a day because I exceed my limit. What? Exceeding? Isn't that what limits are for?

I assure you when I get them to disc I will devour 2 or 4 episodes a night.

But it was diarrhea shit coming out of my ass.

um....:eye:....what else comes out of your ass?

....

actually, you know what? nevermind.

Sorry, I've been watching Angry Video Game Nerd episodes almost nonstop. I can't stop fucking laughing at the shit he comes up with.

My D/L sucks and MU only lets me get 2 or 3 episodes a day because I exceed my limit. What? Exceeding? Isn't that what limits are for?
MU gives you limits on only 2 or 3 eps?

weird.

I usually grab about 4 or 5 full lenght movies at a time and then it tells me i have to wait like 2 hours or something to use it again.

Poor future rules.

um....:eye:....what else comes out of your ass?

Psychedelic cupcakes?

Oh no, I completely understand. It took me a solid week to get them all. I was getting like 6 episodes a night or something. That math might not add up, but I was getting Shinkenger at the same time, so it's kinda a big blur of downloading.

If you guys haven't seen Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans, DO IT RIGHT NOW.

I haven't seen it. I heard it's a sequel, do I need to see the original?

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We're really shooting the shit tonight. There's like 8 conversations going on concurrently.

It's more like a quasi-remake. And, no. I've never seen the original.

MU gives you limits on only 2 or 3 eps?

weird.

I usually grab about 4 or 5 full lenght movies at a time and then it tells me i have to wait like 2 hours or something to use it again.


BASTARD. :(

Episodes are 233 mb. I can't get more then 3 I think. 4 absolute max if I'm on in the evening as well. MU hates me.

I haven't seen it. I heard it's a sequel, do I need to see the original?


No....contrary to popular belief it has absolutely nothing to do with the '92 film "Bad Lieutenant".

Herzog is one of my fave directors......i highly recommend it. 2 viewings actually. You need to absorb what actually happened.

It's more like a quasi-remake. And, no. I've never seen the original.

I've Netflixed that bitch. And it's on instant streaming, too!


No....contrary to popular belief it has absolutely nothing to do with the '92 film "Bad Lieutenant".

Herzog is one of my fave directors......i highly recommend it. 2 viewings actually. You need to absorb what actually happened.

Shit, I didn't even realize it was Herzog produced. Kind of out of character for him, eh?

Found this oddity.



It's 7.36 am for me. Can I come live in the past wirth you guys? i could get more sleep. :)

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I spilled my tea. Is it wrong of me to want to eat those?

I'm the one at the bottom left.

Found this oddity.

It's 7.36 am for me. Can I come live in the past wirth you guys? i could get more sleep. :)

is it weird that I immedietely thought budarc would like this picture? :D

It's 11:39 here.....i'm sick as a dog. I'm going to bed soon. I'm going to try and watch a movie, but I'll probably fall asleep from the medication I'm on.

Herzog did something with Lynch recently. Or is that waht you're talking about? I'm a little lost.

Hey bud-butt, I don't check the download pages anymore, but did they post a link to the "I'm Here" soundtrack?

If not, do you want it?

2:40 in the AM. Feel pretty okay.

Herzog did something with Lynch recently. Or is that waht you're talking about? I'm a little lost.

Lynch produced something of his. I can't find a link anywhere for the film though. Been looking for months.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1233219/

Hey bud-butt, I don't check the download pages anymore, but did they post a link to the "I'm Here" soundtrack?

If not, do you want it?

I requested that soundtrack about a year ago. Of course, I'd love it! :)

No, not the cupcake... .

The edit function is our friend. It makes assholes of all of us. It doesn't judge.

Oh man, this is the kind of picture that got me banned last year.



Don't say I didn't warn you.

I requested that soundtrack about a year ago. Of course, I'd love it! :)

here ya go...it varies in kbps from about 256 to 320, so it's pretty decent.

I'm Here /Soundtrack/2010

01. ASKA – There Are Many of Us
02. Gui Boratto – Beautiful Life
03. Sleigh Bells – A/B Machines
04. The Lost Trees – The Past Is A Grotesque Animal
05. Animal Collective – Did You See the Words
06. Girls – Hellhole Ratrace
07. ASKA – Y.O.U.
08. Sam Spiegel – Lonesome Robot Theme
09. Sam Spiegel – There Are Many of Us (Electric Dream Version)

http://rapidshare.com/files/424962134/Soundtrack_I_m_Here.zip

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Oh man, this is the kind of picture that got me banned last year.



http://mob481.photobucket.com/albums/rr180/brice42/Blank-Facepalm.gif?t=1242216224

here ya go...it varies in kbps from about 256 to 320, so it's pretty decent.

I'm Here /Soundtrack/2010

01. ASKA – There Are Many of Us
02. Gui Boratto – Beautiful Life
03. Sleigh Bells – A/B Machines
04. The Lost Trees – The Past Is A Grotesque Animal
05. Animal Collective – Did You See the Words
06. Girls – Hellhole Ratrace
07. ASKA – Y.O.U.
08. Sam Spiegel – Lonesome Robot Theme
09. Sam Spiegel – There Are Many of Us (Electric Dream Version)

http://rapidshare.com/files/424962134/Soundtrack_I_m_Here.zip

Score! Literally, score. ;) Thanks.

Can't wait to listen to "Lonesome Robot Theme."

@budarc. Someone put their cupcake in the wrong place?

Here's another couple by that same guy with the big phallus' a page back

http://mob481.photobucket.com/albums/rr180/brice42/Blank-Facepalm.gif?t=1242216224

It's worth it just for that reaction.

Now I have to deal with shitty Rapidshare...

;)

I thought you'd like that. :D

South Park was great last night. Check Snooki out.

@Cuckoo. Thanks for sexy pm. :)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5137353-original.html)

Check Snooki out.


i still haven't figured out who or what this "snooki" is yet....i keep hearing the name.

Is it another famous for no reason silly bint?


@Cuckoo. Thanks for sexy pm. :)

i knew you'd enjoy that pic.

Do you like what i did to my nipples in it?

Do you like what i did to my nipples in it?

I didn't know you could do such things with glass paper and bulldog clips.

oh weird...."Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans" just got posted on the movie links blog i check regularly

This is a Snooki and I still have no idea why she's even popular.



It's amazing how realistic they made her in South Park.

I didn't know you could do such things with glass paper and bulldog clips.

And that's why they call me "sexy bitch"................at the local prison :(

;)

I thought you'd like that. :D

It's still downloading.

This is a Snooki I still have no idea why she's even popular.




yeech....she's not even cute.

She's just....orange?

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5137425-original.html)

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is that Jack Handy or something?

Exactly what I was thinking, Cuckoo.

This shit is gross, but it never fails to make me laugh.

is that Jack Handy or something?

No idea. :)

For Tom


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This shit is gross, but it never fails to make me laugh.

There was a clue in the text.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5137491-original.html)

IT'S STILL FUCKING DOWNLOADING.

This shit is gross, but it never fails to make me laugh.



Is that chili?

Jack Handey :)

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."

There was a clue in the text.

I'm funny like that.

IT'S STILL FUCKING DOWNLOADING.

that's what you get for posting those pics :-P



Is that chili?

god....I hope so.

Hmmm...this version of Aska's "There Are Many Of Us" is different from the version I downloaded last year and have been listening to ever since. I think the version I have is a little better. Is this a film rip? It's quite good.

i don't think it's a film rip......perhaps the version you have is the remix at the end?

I don't know.

EDIT: not a film rip...it's from iTunes.

The one I have is of lower quality, but it sounds different. It might be the original version and not the film-y version. I'm used to it though, which is why I think I prefer it.

Compare for yourself: MEGAUPLOAD - The leading online storage and file delivery service (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YW7R16KE)

One size fits all

that's what you get for posting those pics :-P

Here's one more and then I'm off to bed.

Heh...by the time they realize I didn't post anything, I'll be long gone.

You won't get away with this, budarc!


XD

Niters.

curse you bud-butt! CURSE YOU!!!



niters :)

It's called ass-pinata. You beat it with sticks for fun. :)

I should probably head off to....especially if I'm a sick cuckoo.

niters :)

Niters cuckoo.



And so my day begins.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5218/15dtbgy.gif
WTF is this >>>

WTF is wrong with females these days ? They don't develop any kinda worthwhile loving personalities, then they just cake their faces in fake tan & make-up until its easily mold-able into what they think is "pretty".

Like these dollops of lard out there that went the "day shoot at a studio" route and put themselves all over myspace.....wtf ?

They ALL thinks they are models these days.....get back in the darn kitchen & make me a sammich.

heheh

Yep! I'm on that trip these days.[Its called HONESTY]

In fact...i can't actually remember last time i had a decent conversation with a female.....i just yawn at them now.

DJ Tedious and her spinning disks of TEDIUM.

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Is this an "offer" Doc ?

Cos suddenly I wanna talk to brainless tedious females all over again. LOL

Yawning, it's the new mating call of the modern man.



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Is this an "offer" Doc ?

That would be a NO. You're not the right gender for Doc to examine. And fat man titties don't do it for me. (Sorry you had to find out this way cuckoo, your man titties just dont cut it.)

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Cool.

So this.....


Going cold turkey....she can suck my turkey-like skin......its situated around my scrotal region.

heh

Your scrotal region is not what I want to be reading about this early. Or ever. I feel there is a joke in there about your turkey making gobble gobble noises but I'm not going to attempt it.



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I'm thinking a low-cut top wasn't the best idea.

There you go slipping onto the next page while I'm refreshing that old shit on the last page ! heh. Joys of the interwebs.

I see the gal in that toon is all hair,bad news & attitude.....so life like !

Now to find a funny pic and add it within the post...cos we can't double/triplepost no more.
[gotta set some time aside for a new Gif & Pic folder]

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[/COLOR]I'm thinking a low-cut top wasn't the best idea.



Taking the fun out of fun-bags. A classic STS one liner....penned,if I'm not mistaken,by you Doc.

Fun-bags. I think you may be right. One of my finer moments.



wear above your ChucK Norris action jeans for extra street cred.

I jus' feel like I'm lettin' the side down....

man !

we had a system...

it was like,.... so cool...

someone says some funny shit & within SECONDS we'd all have a Gif or funny pic posted in return......

man ! You can never go home..........

Well.....I'm gonna set aside this weekend and pan n' scan the entire cyberwebs net for Gif n' funny shit. I will give these sites the anal drubbing of a search.

If all else fails trout seems to be a winner.



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The body odour police on patrol

i can smell fish.

so does dog.

well...i say fish...hope its fish... but it could be...

ewww i don't wanna say it....i don't wanna say some dude was breaking his new missus in. [dirt box derby stylee]

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Forget the poncho. THIS is the shit, right here. This is pussy magnet city.



It has rhinestones. FUCK! I must have one.

Good Lord...!!!!!




Maybe its cos i'm all porned out...but...subtlety of this pic....is quite arousing. i mean I'm not saying i'd suck the shit out of her ass and use it for toothpaste.... but...

Oooh

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[/COLOR]Forget the poncho. THIS is the shit, right here. This is pussy magnet city.



It has rhinestones. FUCK! I must have one.

Thats fuckin hard core right there man.

I wanna look like One Tough Mutha Fucka like him in one of those..... and you're right, those dangerous looking metal star studs just set it off.

Stand back, this is long one. No wait, that's not right. Sorry, was just practicing for later.

This is a lengthy one, no, not right either.

Big Pic. That's it.



Technical difficulties. Pic is there now.

Holy shit !!!

what kinda depraved mind..... wouldn't add color to such a masterpiece ?

and theres me thinking at the top..."heheh she lost her ring"....."anal joke heheh".

It was long but it was worth reading. Very STS territory.

Here's one in colour. She's a bit on the ugly side.

okey dokey i gotta motor.

back some time around the weekend......which is tomorrow.....i knew that.

see ya Doc
heh



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It was long but it was worth reading. Very STS territory.

Here's one in colour. She's a bit on the ugly side.



Thats that snooki chick...prior to the the face caking......

ok laterz

Laters MM. I'm seconds away from going, too.



In fact, I'm gone already.

Just finished watching "Vacancy" and "May" back to back.

Vacancy? well....the first half was actually quite good. Very creepy and setting up for a good disturbing thriller. Then it shit the bed and turned into...well...shit. Frank Whaley was good though. And it's unfortunate to see Ethan Embry having to take such bit parts these days.

Oh well....i'd recommend watching the first 45 minutes of this film then shutting it off, acting out what you think should happen in the end, with your cat and your Underworld Kate Beckinsale cardboard stand up.

And "May"?

That was great....she was a freaky little cutie. Reminded me of a psychotic Fred Burkle from "Angel".

I don't know why, but i kept on thinking about "Heathers" while watching this.

...and for the love of god, get Anna Faris better roles these days....I think she has potential to be really, really funny.

k.....now, i'm really going to sleep.....niters.

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/6100/maymilk.gif
milk :)

I went into town and things were wrong. There were stupid people everywhere. I couldn't get out quick enough.

I went into Tesco and saw a magazine called ARSE FISHING.
I knew it wasn't porn (it was Tesco) so I had to know. After moving aside the magazine from the shelf above which some fool had inexplicably managed to knock behind the shelf and in front of arse fishing, it turned out to be coarse fishing. Disappointing.

I found myself wondering as I left exactly what kind of bait does one use to go arse fishing?

Plus, I had to walk back into Mordor because I forgot to get something.

Is this a young budarc?





That was great....she was a freaky little cutie. Reminded me of a psychotic Fred Burkle from "Angel".

Fred was sexy.

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I bought some bookends that look a little like this. The cat's arse goes up against the book.



There is a piece of wood beween the arse and the book but one of them had it's arse come disconnected from the wood and now he's free to set anywhere on the shelf.

Arse come disconnected? Ouch.

Fred was sexy.

Fred was so very, very sexy. Probably my favorite of the Whedonverse.

....and if you didn't know who we were talking about you'd probably be thinking we were talking about some dude who looks like this:
http://blogs.suburbanchicagonews.com/cn_bylines/fred.gif

when infact we're talking about a WiniFRED:
Actress Amy Acker :)

...and for the love of god, get Anna Faris better roles these days....I think she has potential to be really, really funny.


Anna is great in Smiley Face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8SzujSn3CY). Such a funny movie with a great cast.

heh-heh....that looks kinda funny.

I think I saw it move.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5136604-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5143876-original.html)

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Sorry, I've been watching Angry Video Game Nerd episodes almost nonstop. I can't stop fucking laughing at the shit he comes up with.

The great thing about him is he's smart. In his movies collection vid me talks about how he added the deleted scenes from King Kong back into his film reel by hand by watching the DVD while he was doing it.


But, but Nic Cage beats women. Surely that's a good thing about it?

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5052723-original.html)

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Sorry, I've been watching Angry Video Game Nerd episodes almost nonstop. I can't stop fucking laughing at the shit he comes up with.


(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5137425-original.html)

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9103/rofldata.gif

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Yawning, it's the new mating call of the modern man.

[COLOR="Silver"]



Why is that bunny poking that puppy with a carrot? Are they playing knight and dragon?

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i can smell fish.

so does dog.

well...i say fish...hope its fish... but it could be...

ewww i don't wanna say it....i don't wanna say some dude was breaking his new missus in. [dirt box derby stylee]

That thing's got a suction cup on the bottom so you can just sit back and enjoy without worrying about it getting away on ya. 'Course you''l need a glass coffee table or something for the cup to suck on.

The great thing about him is he's smart. In his movies collection vid me talks about how he added the deleted scenes from King Kong back into his film reel by hand by watching the DVD while he was doing it.

Yeah, cuckoo turned me on to this great Pee-wee's Big Adventure review he did. Then later, parker1 introduced me to his Nerd character and now I can't get enough of the guy. I've been watching all of the videos chronologically (using the episode list from Wikipedia) and I think they're all brilliant. Plus I learn about a whole bunch of games and systems I never even heard of. I just finished the second Bugs Bunny episode, those fight scenes are so fucking hilarious and over the top. :)

That thing's got a suction cup on the bottom so you can just sit back and enjoy without worrying about it getting away on ya. 'Course you''l need a glass coffee table or something for the cup to suck on.

man...could you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the suction cup came loose while you were using it and you fell off the glass coffee table?
All your friends would laugh at you, as your writhing on the floor with a rubber penis stuck in you.

not cool.

Why is that bunny poking that puppy with a carrot? Are they playing knight and dragon?

I'm left wondering what it would be like if they were playing hide and seek.


Yeah, cuckoo turned me on

Er, okay.

Yeah, cuckoo turned me on

Er, okay.

hey ;)....it's me.

Is that your defence? Or an admission? :D

You've got 9000 posts you post whore. You'll be catching up on Neg soon. Or not.


Baskets full. Time to do the washing.

post-it whore

post-it whore



Pretty inventive, who said blondes are dumb? Unless she was attempting to actually write a memo. Which begs the question: where is the pen hidden?

Look how happy this chappy is. He loves his sweater.



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Hang on, hold the phone, Tuba's don't "beat", they, you know, make that tuba sound. That's one of those clever euphemisms, innit?

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I KNEW IT!

Red jumper guy is a serial killer. I can tell. That gay thing is just a cover.

That outfit Justin is wearing will go great with his new line of nail polish.

Justin Bieber to debut his own nail-polish line - Entertainment - Celebrities - TODAYshow.com (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39603721/ns/today-entertainment/)

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I think I'll wait for the dvd.

that horse is barking at the wrong tree
those aren't his glasses

Apparently this is McNugget paste. Now I want to eat 50 mcnuggets. GIVE ME RAW PINK BATTER PLEASE <3333

Apparently this is McNugget paste. Now I want to eat 50 mcnuggets. GIVE ME RAW PINK BATTER PLEASE <3333


frezze it and eat it like ice cream!!!! :p

McNugget :)

....and ofcourse, we have to come back to these kids.



The Young McRolyPolys

Okay! Halloween gif countdown continues!

October 15th's gifs come from John Carpenter's The Thing. Spoilered for The Thing spoilers~



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Sorry if I missed anything, there's so much good stuff to gif in this movie. ; ;

I am happy to take any suggestions for future movies to gif! If no one has anything in mind though, I'm sure I'll come up with something. ^^

haha thoughs are great...

:D :D :D
Nice job, Ndi!

I've seem to have forgotten how much fun "The Thing" was. I'm gonna toss Zombie's "Halloween II" and watch "The Thing" instead.

(watched the first 25 minutes of "Halloween II" and shut it off....snoozy).

yo dawg we heard you like monsters so we put a monster in your monster~

I actually liked Rob Zombie's first Halloween remake, I know a lot of people didn't, but the second one is pretty wretched.

I liked his first remake too.....apart from a few flaws (too much little Mikey Myers), I thought it was an interesting new take on the idea while still keeping the original story intact.

I should see his versions of Halloween, if only because I love House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects.

I should see his versions of Halloween, if only because I love House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects.

Dude, see 'em now! They make the original look like Sesame Street.

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Apparently this is McNugget paste. Now I want to eat 50 mcnuggets. GIVE ME RAW PINK BATTER PLEASE <3333



So they take chicken meat and grind it up until it's that then press it out into nugget shapes and then batter it up and fry that? Damn that's icky and not only that but all this time I thought nugget shapes were some random thing but all this time they could have just made them look like whatever they wanted!

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5137621-original.html)

McNuggets come two shapes. Round and that weird shape.

You're gonna eat it anyway, so it's not icky. It's actually better because it's pink~

McNuggets come two shapes. Round and that weird shape.

You're gonna eat it anyway, so it's not icky. It's actually better because it's pink~

I thought it was a christmas stocking when I was little. Was confused why they'd still have the chrsitmas shape all year round though.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5137660-original.html)

I'm an old man. Won't you come and do old man things with me?

I'm an old man. Won't you come and do old man things with me?

erm,.....

does this involve a large volume of cough syrup ? 'cos i'm not interested.

Anyhooo....hey guys !

Been on a kill spree. Those online kids never knew what hit 'em. And anyone else out there got the "supernatural" rating on Modern Warfare 2 using only sniper bits n' pieces ? one shot one kill.

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no one home in the house of the depraved...that is STS.

ok....

back killin' & ventilating skulls.

laterz

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no one home in the house of the depraved...that is STS.

ok....

back killin' & ventilating skulls.

laterz

I am happy to take any suggestions for future movies to gif!

Hmm, how about...

From Dusk Till Dawn
Evil Dead (1 and 2)
Tales From the Crypt Presents Demon Knight

:)

Hurricanrana!

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Apparently this is McNugget paste. Now I want to eat 50 mcnuggets. GIVE ME RAW PINK BATTER PLEASE <3333



Are you fucking kidding me? CHICKEN PASTE? I just had a 6-piece earlier. I feel sick to my stomach. :(

of all the disgusting pics we've posted on this thread (most of them yours BTW), this is the one that makes you sick to your stomach?

budarc's weird.

Hmm, how about...
From Dusk Till Dawn


i 2nd From Dusk Till Dawn....

also "Hellraiser" has some nice looking bits in it just asked to be "giffed".

The director of the International Center for Hominology Igor Burtsev assures that yetis leave traces of their stay in the taiga and fight with local bears: "They make strange pyramidal constructions of trunks and branches in the wood – sometimes 3 or 4 meters, sometimes only 30 cm high. Sometimes they bend huge trees and twist their trunks like wheels. A human being is just not strong enough for that, and there seems to be no need for bears to do this. At first, we thought that yetis do this to make shelters, but then we came to the conclusion that this is a sort of landmark for them" . . . If this "war" between yetis and bears continues, there is a risk that bears will not sleep this winter because of a shortage of food, instead going to villages in search of something to eat. To prevent this, the region's authorities plan to organize bear feeding.
In the forests of Siberia, Yetis are fighting bears (http://io9.com/5662175/in-the-forests-of-siberia-yetis-are-fighting-bears)

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Homemade African aircraft are salvagepunk cool (even if they're not 100% airworthy) (http://io9.com/5662884/homemade-african-aircraft-are-salvagepunk-cool-even-if-theyre-not-airworthy)

In Somaliland, Mohamed Abdi Barkadle, Saed Abdi Jide and Abdi Farah Lidan built this homemade helicopter to fight fires. Judging from this video from January, it's unclear whether their creation can fly, but when's the last time you built a DIY Airwolf (with zero financial backing) to help your local fire brigade?

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I keep forgetting to post these so I'm dumping a bunch.

Luc Besson's next film is (http://io9.com/5663948/luc-bessons-next-film-is-the-fifth-element-to-the-power-of-ten)

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The year's strangest, most beautiful visions of the microverse (http://io9.com/5663526/the-years-strangest-most-beautiful-visions-of-the-microverse/gallery/)

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Guillermo del Toro is pitching a take for ABC's new Hulk series (http://io9.com/5664944/guillermo-del-toro-is-pitching-a-take-for-abcs-new-hulk-series)

A GDT pitch? That sounds amazing. There's no telling if ABC will pick up his vision for the Hulk, but they'd be fools not to with the weight his name carries.

here are some other TV projects in the works:


"Heroes for Hire" (focusing on ex-con Luke Cage offering to take on bad guys for a price);

"The Eternals" (a race of superpowered beings live amid humanity in secret, inspiring legends);

"Agents of Atlas, Alter Ego" (private investigator Jessica Jones takes on cases involving superhumans);

"Moon Knight, the Red Hood" (a low-rent criminal discovers a cloak that gives him superpowers);

"Ka-Zar" (a Tarzan-type and his saber-toothed tiger must journey to the concrete jungle to seek justice);

"Daughters of the Dragon" (a dynamic female duo, one with a bionic arm and the other a granddaughter of a samurai, open a private-detective agency); and original hulk

"The Punisher" (one man wages a war on crime; already adapted as two feature films).

I'll take Heroes for Hire & Daughters of the Dragon, iffy about the others.

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Comic book coloring flub turns Darkseid into the universe's most evil pornographer (NSFW) (http://io9.com/5665588/comic-book-coloring-flub-turns-darkseid-into-the-universes-most-evil-pornographer-nsfw)
I'd have just posted thje image but for some reason pictures taken from io9 can't be uploaded unless to edit them.

Luc Besson's next film is[/url

I wish he'd start directing again.


October 15th's gifs come from John Carpenter's The Thing. Spoilered for The Thing spoilers~

Lots of awsome giffage. Top marks Ndi. :)

I am happy to take any suggestions for future movies to gif! If no one has anything in mind though, I'm sure I'll come up with something. ^^

Carpenters best. Love it.

The Shining has some freaky moments, particularily the lifts opening with the 2 little girls in front.

Some Gremlins ones would be cool. Suspiria. Ginger Snaps. Cronenberg's The Fly.

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[URL=http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5157372-original.html] (http://io9.com/5663948/luc-bessons-next-film-is-the-fifth-element-to-the-power-of-ten)

thank me later.

i gotta go beddie-byes.

sweet child o' mine [acoustic] with Slash n' Myles Kennedy. YouTube - Slash - Sweet Child O' Mine (acoustic - Myles Kennedy) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bks95OpMgQ&feature=related)

nite nite

thank me later.

I'll thank you later. :)

Suspiria

I second this. Also The Beyond (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq10mwVXAJs) if possible.

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Time is best spent wasted.

That's a great line. It's kind of the motto of STS if you ask me.

That's a great line. It's kind of the motto of STS if you ask me.

It just came to me after what mental said. It's probably been said before by someone better than I but I've not heard it.

Which reminds me, today is Oscar Wildes birthday. He was a wit and a half. Happy Posthumous Birthday Oscar.

It just came to me after what mental said. It's probably been said before by someone better than I but I've not heard it.


Looked the line up but haven't found a famous source yet. I only found it said on some blog. Another good one is Time spent doing what you love is never wasted. It was the title of some article. And another one from T.S. Eliot Time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time.

And another one from T.S. Eliot Time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time.

I like that. :D

I watched MAY last night. Excellent. The cast were amazing. And I liked the ending.

Just read that Stephen King is giving the world an eigth Dark Tower book. How, or why?



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There's always one anarchist in the family

I watched MAY last night. Excellent. The cast were amazing. And I liked the ending.


:)



IMO this is a win





Chin Man disapproves :(

:)

Brilliant. Jesus saves and occasionally sells.

He also has needs.


Just read that King said that new D Tower novel should be set between the fourth and the fifth books of the series. That answers my earlier question.

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@ TOM
This guy papercrafted his own head.



And then wore it outside. Awesome.

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A Giant papercraft Halloween backwards Shatner Michael Myers mask head thing would be worth making.

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I should go get sleep; I want to be the first person at church tomorrow...
...so I can piss on the pews before leaving to commit adultery, whilst pigging out on ice cream, getting angry at nothing in particular, being a lazy bastard, getting my pride on, and getting jealous of everyone except the pissy pew sitters. Any sins I didn’t cover I’ll squeeze in after lunch.

Laters all :D

Halloween gif countdown continues!

October 16th's gifs are from From Dusk Til' Dawn. Spoilered cause, you know~


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Thanks for all the suggestions, guys! I'll try to do all of them. ^^

Halloween gif countdown continues!

October 16th's gifs are from From Dusk Til' Dawn. Spoilered cause, you know~

Thanks for all the suggestions, guys! I'll try to do all of them. ^^

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Had the biggest grin on my face while indulging in that gorefest!!!

Awesome job :)

Thank-you![COLOR="Silver"]

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trout.

Just watched Let the Right One In tonight and it's everything that Twilight is but, you know actually great.
That one scene with them in the bed is infinitely more emotional and sexy and sad than anything Twilight did.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5159438-original.html)

3 things though...
1. Why's it called "Let the Right One In"? I'd have thought with a name like that it would have been about the 2 children, 1 vampire and 1 not but the other characters and you the viewer don't know which and you had to decide which on is the right one to let inside.

2. That quick crotch shot of Eli, was her vagina sewn shut or was that just a pubic hair qawinkydink?

3. I didn't know this was a foreign film so I watched the english dub. And while the voice work isn't horrible it's pretty cheesey sometimes with the group of older tavern guys.

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It just came to me after what mental said. It's probably been said before by someone better than I but I've not heard it.

Which reminds me, today is Oscar Wildes birthday. He was a wit and a half. Happy Posthumous Birthday Oscar.



When I first was a picture of his statue in Scotland I decided to read him in the voice of Hedonismbot from Futurama.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5156358-original.html)

June Cleaver died this morning........:(

a little bit of all of us little Cable Guys & Gals just died with her.

Whats fun about the rep is trying to figure out who said whatever it was they said. I'm pretty sure it was cuckoo called me a pervert (I'm still unsure if I have grounds for denial) but some of the others I have no idea.

@ Ndi. Again, excellent work.

I was wondering why the page was taking so long to load, I thought mental had scoured the bowels of the net like he threatened and had posted lots of giffage. Coincidentally I watched From Dusk till Dawn 3 last night. It was actually sort of good in places, after the abysmal second one.

Also, Danny Trejo giffage is WIN.

@ Tom. Oscar with the voice of Hedonismbot. It works.

Whats fun about the rep is trying to figure out who said whatever it was they said. I'm pretty sure it was cuckoo called me a pervert.
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I don't actually remember giving you that rep, but that does sound like something i'd do. So i'll take the credit then. :)

I have Night Of The Living Dead (B&W edition), Carpenter's The Thing & The Anti-Christ ready to go when I want.

I've had The Anti-Christ for awhile now......I just haven't been in the mood for being disturbed in such a way. I like me some good scares and some gore, but to actually be uncomfortable is something I haven't wanted for awhile now. weird. when i was younger i would have been all over that stuff.....not anymore. it's been like that for a year now..........am i getting old?

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Who is June Cleaver?

really?

Leave It To Beaver, Doc.

the all american white picket fence tv mom.

I don't actually remember giving you that rep, but that does sound like something i'd do. So i'll take the credit then. :)


I probably earned it. :)

Razor shortage where this guy lives.


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really?

Leave It To Beaver, Doc.

the all american white picket fence tv mom.

No. Never heard of it. I don't think it made it across the pond to me.

No. Never heard of it. I don't think it made it across the pond to me.

weird....in the future, they've never heard of "Leave It To Beaver"..........
......the future looks bright

Leave Beaver To Doc.

Fixed.

Disclaimer: In no way trying to make fun of June, just trying to be funny.

Leave Beaver To Doc.


Fixed.

Disclaimer: In no way trying to make fun of June, just trying to be funny.

be my guest:
:D

Not what we call beaver where I lurk. And why is he smiling like that? Does he not realise he looks like a twat?



Cardigan needs more buttons. And more wool.
http://pics.livejournal.com/kro1975/pic/0036efzb

I'm not sure why I find this so incredibly funny......it's the people in the diner that i find funny. they're looking at the little critter like "WTF?".......that's one of the funniest things in the world to me. ....and I guess that's why this thread is so amusing when people react to it in a negative manner.
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As I was posting it I imagined the anteater thing saying "You want a piece of me? You want some of this?"

English is our Lanaguage.


Respect are country

Protesters are a funny bunch. Less haste more speed with the signage.

Etch-a-sketch toast. WIN. I know what I'd draw. :naughty:

yum....i'd draw pictures of toasters.

What? What? And the 2 above it are creepy realistic.

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What? What? And the 2 above it are creepy realistic.

yeah....i thought about saving them for the obligatory "niters" post.....but fuck it....i'll be daring and post them now

Let's make some bumperstickers that say Homophobes are gay.

Maybe they already exist....

i just facepalmed my own post.....why? why did i even think that?

You can't go against pure logic.

Let's make some bumperstickers that say Homophobes are gay.

Maybe they already exist....

When i was in highschool, some dumbass once spray painted on the wall "Fags are gay".

Gay used to mean happy, so maybe he was a happy fag and wanted to share his joy with the world?

THIS IS NOT FAIL. THIS IS WIN :mad::mad::mad:

When Heartless grow up they get domesticated.

the kids will love it..........very educational.

I was trying to post this (http://c2.api.ning.com/files/ErJclZAnXRLVnrH3ryzU5ie1TbdOJDIYvkLcAKyRMsGUb5C3IX 6OBzERd*cqCSkGdtx5TYcsOYYsk2E3Q6kN4DcX27n16f6j/tumblr_kofo0hwkRo1qzg3kgo1_500.png)because I thought it was cool but it wouldn't work, I think maybe the address was too long?

tee-hee....Rear Window just looks like he has a shiny bald head.

I saw it.

tee-hee....Rear Window just looks like he has a shiny bald head.

It didn't show up for me, so I edited. I made a fool of you without even trying. Yay.

I made a fool of you without even trying. Yay.

suck on my fat titties.

The smoke alarm is the only functional thing in this picture

that kinda looks like you, Doc, from about 12 years ago. :D

that kinda looks like you, Doc, from about 12 years ago. :D

Yea, I had more hair then, didn't I? And I'm not as smexy anymore. :(

http://pics.livejournal.com/lacunaclaudia/pic/00058r9s

Mornings.

Well i bring nothing new today....no Gifs or Fun Pics at the ready....busy yesterday......

Anyone here shot me yet online ?

Anyone got a PS3 & COD4 etc...... Shall we Wargasm together ?

Think someone should take that "Famous Baby" pic and put WARGASM as the tag line.

http://pics.livejournal.com/lacunaclaudia/pic/00058r9s

weird...a buddy and i were just talking about that scene about 2 hours ago.

that's been happening alot lately.

I don't have COD4. I have TROUT3 if that's any good?

:neg:

Shameless Self promotion.

I have COD4, but it's on the xbox.......*waits for public flogging*

/flogs violently

weird...a buddy and i were just talking about that scene about 2 hours ago.

that's been happening alot lately.

Well...thats the Large Hadron Collider for you !

gay version is Large Hard On Collider....heh...i made myself laugh !

weird...a buddy and i were just talking about that scene about 2 hours ago.

that's been happening alot lately.

You can search all you want but you won't find the bugging device I hid in your house.


Hint: It's not hidden under your collection of Barbie doll accessories.

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I have COD4, but it's on the xbox.......*waits for public flogging*


/flogs violently

I have COD4, but it's on the xbox.......*waits for public flogging*

I honestly was gonna get an X-Box....but that fricken wheel,pedals,gears thing I wanted wouldn't attach.Apparently X-Box only let X-Box makes its add-ons ! Thereby creating & killing its own market place.

And PS Network is free.......so far !

And, no RROD. Don't forget that <3

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Is this a sport? Count me in.

buddy doesn't look too enthusiastic

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buddy doesn't look too enthusiastic

he skates on ice. i think thats the only males that are allowed to work so closely with that kinda heat on ice. Us other guys on the other hand....are the fapping spectators.

Good times.

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heh, the new Glory Holes....ain't what they used to be !

Ouch

Ouch

what the hell was i looking at ? wtf ?

thats a pair of freshly shorn scrotums if ever i saw a freshly shorn pair of scrotums !

what the hell was i looking at ? wtf ?

thats a pair of freshly shorn scrotums if ever i saw a freshly shorn pair of scrotums !

That's all I could fathom, too. They didn't seem to have an owner.

Question : Why does the advanced search on myspace NOT include Bra Size ?.....they have every other kinda option !

Search tip....search within "Married or Engaged" Chix...... a singles search is quite horrifying.Hence the "Single-ness".

Question : Why does the advanced search on myspace NOT include Bra Size ?.....they have every other kinda option !

Search tip....search within "Married or Engaged" Chix...... a singles search is quite horrifying.Hence the "Single-ness".

I'm not a member. I daren't ask what you're doing.

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There is something foreboding about this happy scene.

I am just killing time...whilst I await the dvla's decision [after 15 weeks waiting].

I-spy Mothman in that bridge/carrot/rabbit pic.

Sweet fragrant golden showers

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Thats not counting the 17 weeks last year !.....and I'd had their decision by week 12....it just took the FUCKIN' RETARDZ another 5 weeks to refund my money...!

And this year I went to the trouble of getting a Doctor,paying �80.00,returning no fewer than 4 Medical forms......and it is taking LONGER ! Even with 2 Faxes from my Doctor requesting they "bring my case forward" !

Jeeesh !

They are waiting until I start calling them "piss taking c*nts" again,so that they can refuse me again....just like last year !.

And this year I went to the trouble of getting a Doctor,paying �80.00,returning no fewer than 4 Medical forms......and it is taking LONGER !

I'd have did it for �40. :D And I wouldn't bother with silly medical forms. They aren't worth the cereal packets they're printed on.

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Best fridge magnet ever.



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Yeah ! exactly. Apparently I now have Post Traumatic Stress.....but not "1" question on the D4 Medical form included ANY THING to do with my mind ! Just ...literally some piss taking,eyes test,blood pressure and asking if I smoke rocks much or black out ! Thats it !!!!.

Then they sent him the EXACT SAME form MONTHS later,then blamed "paperwork" on the delay .....! He didn't charge me a penny for that one !.Just copied his previous answers from a photocopy !

Oh, I called them more than Piss Taking C*nts by week 13 I can tell ya !. Even think I said something like...."Do I have to be a fuckin freemason or what to get a fucking licence here ?" heheh.. they're probably freemasons !

."Do I have to be a fuckin freemason or what to get a fucking licence here ?" heheh.. they're probably freemasons !

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There is a mason hall in my town. Bastards.



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If I told you what my skills set was.....it'd be even funnier......

but guess i have to let these bureaucratic fucks create their own work opportunities.....at 12 to 17 week intervals !.

Then I fuckin' heard there are now waiting times for actually TAKING A TEST [once you've bothered learning all that rules of the road rubbish] of 12 to 19WEEKS......This is looking like alot more trouble than its worth !

Pinner Driving Test centre 19 weeks waiting time

Posted: 15 Oct 2010 10:43 AM PDT




I couldn't believe it when I was told that the current waiting time to get a new driving test appointment at Pinner test centre is 19 weeks!

I thought 12 weeks for Hendon was bad. Looks like I will be giving Pinner test centre a miss when it comes to chossing venues to book my test candidates.

Looks like it'll be 2011 by the time you get on the road. Maybe you'll meet one of them fuckerz in COD4 and can put a cap in his ass.

Well 2011 is a little ambitious....anything before end of 2012 and the end of the WORLD as we know it,would be cool.....then I can MAD MAX the whole fucking deal.

heh


Looking like how i feel !.

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Jenny Taylor, Ben Dover & Phil McKrack should amuse you then.

Jenny Taylor, Ben Dover & Phil McKrack should amuse you then.

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Gwen Phuk.

Mike Oxlong.

Apparently Pornstar that I met and had her autograph tatoo'd.....[Lanny Barby]...has been ...kinda banned for filming WITH her "half sister"......Cananda banned her from working or something. Cuckoo...whats the latest in "acting",filming with family members "in that way" ?

ooh ooh....i got one.

"Doc Faustus"

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ooh ooh....i got one.

"Doc Faustus"

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I know where you live and I have garden shears and butter and one rubber glove. :)

I know where you live and I have garden shears and butter and one rubber glove. :)[/QUOTE]

ahh Bromance....

i quite enjoy it when one plants his butter in my garden ;)

If thats the apple from the tree in the Garden of Eden.....I'm tempted.....

If thats the apple from the tree in the Garden of Eden.....I'm tempted.....

I wonder what the other half of the apple looked like?

I wonder what the other half of the apple looked like?

Full of seed.....if not,i'd provide it ! heh

Ultraman's weakness is a girl who shits fire.

Looks more like some kinda infection, than actual fire !

Doc ?

okey dokey I gotta go hang my washing....cos theres no women here to do women's work.

then i gotta ventilate skulls online.

have a good one

just ask yourself......just ask yourself..............

I spent 2 minutes trying to figure out what was on his head that I didn't notice his penis. Then again, the penis is not the first place I look. I'm digging a hole here. I'll stop while I'm winning.



Laters, mental. :)

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okey dokey I gotta go hang my washing....cos theres no women here to do women's work.

have a good one

Laters, Mental :)

I spent 2 minutes trying to figure out what was on his head that I didn't notice his penis. Then again, the penis is not the first place I look. I'm digging a hole here. I'll stop while I'm winning.


LOL
i was wondering if the penis was going to be the 1st thing one of you yahoos would notice

wow....the...uh...drugs are really taking it's toll on poor Lindsay, aren't they?

I got bad.....but never that bad.

He should grab the knife and plunge it into her. The cake I mean.

that's really weird.

"I'm eating her face! Nom Nom NOm Nom."

I'm eating her ass. Nom Nom Nom. No.

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homeless chic

i don't get it.

what's so funny or weird about a homeless chick?

or are you some sort of monster?

chic, not chick. I thought it was ironic. Park bench sleeper with a stylish quilt. Did I fail? was it massive fail?

I shall try to redeem myself with this.



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or are you some sort of monster?

now he's laughing at the blind and the illiterate.

I laugh at your cutting remarks.

Take this!

well...that's not something you see everyday.............actually....you might..........you are a doctor.

There is a new Dredd movie in the pipeline. Fingers crossed it's better than the last effort.

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WTF happened there? Here is the pic on pimp.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/5161063-original.html)

as long as they get Rob Schneider again, I'm game.

as long as they get Rob Schneider again, I'm game.

You get minus rep for that. :D

Time I was gone. It must be near daylight where you are. Here's the scary pics.

holy shit...it's 3:30 am.......i wasn't even paying attention to the time, i was working on a project. I've been playing music so loud for the longest time. I'm surprised no one's complained.

laters er...niters.....or whatever.

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Jeebus, this is just plain wrong.



Laters. :)

find the trout.

see the trout.

eat the trout.

become the trout.

I'd Marry her fucking brains out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyhooo.....

just finnished my kill spree.......[fuck !] Don't ya jus' hate it when the 'tardz are on your team.....fucking running around like little kids jacked-up on Ritalin,all fucking hyper....just walking into a machine gun nest...or whatever..... Bad fucking times.

Thats the only time I know my team is shit cos the enemy are all over my "6". Ewwww

And another thing....Modern Warfare 2 online...no one chats,you're often thrown into a game half way or "migrate" to a new host [whatever the fuck that means !] and for some reason feels "cartoon-y" commpared to the original !

this one's for Rick, because I know he still lurks around. Doesn't say much anymore, but still posts pics of smoking children and monkeys. what a strange person.

YouTube - Dancing Merengue Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc9xq-TVyHI&feature=player_embedded)

homeless chic



Snow's hit some hard times now that he's out of work, huh :(

Hell....after the poor guy recorded the Drew Carrey Show theme song (which only lasted one season, then replaced by The PResidents of The USA's "Cleveland Rocks" cover), Snow's really been hurting.

I gave him a donut and he started to spew into whiteboy reggae gibberish...................so I took the donut back.
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he has nice bedsheets though.

Haha, I remember that Snow, too.

You weren't talking about that Snow? hmmm.....I'm going to assume it's manga/anime/video game character or weird Jap pop star.