Most of my friends, with the exception of 2, wouldn't know a good film if it was thrust down their throat

i liked Evan Almighty.

I want one.

zombie nipples?

Haven't saw it. That's a comedy, right? Last great comedy I saw was Superbad. Yea, thats how far behind I am in the gross-out comedy releases. McLovin had me on the floor with laughter.

"You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds."

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Haven't saw it. That's a comedy, right? Last great comedy I saw was Superbad. Yea, thats how far behind I am in the gross-out comedy releases. McLovin had me on the floor with laughter.


Evan Almighty is known for being kinda really bad. I don't know why...but for some reason I enjoyed it.

Yeah...Superbad is fuckin' hilarious.

There's quite a few of these Frat Pack films that are pretty funny...."I Love You Man", "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and "Role Models" are the ones that immedietely come to mind.

A friend of mine has Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I'll borrow it next time I see him. I've got his Family Guy Season 6 (or 7, I forget) to watch before I get it. I got him Zack and Mira make a Porno a while back. Half of it was funny too. It lapsed into romantic territory halfway through.

I haven't seen "Zack and Miri"....Kevin Smith, isn't it?

he's fallen off his horse as of lately.

Yea, it's Smith. The first half is great. Then it slips. I had no idea what a Dutch Rudder was until I watched it. I'd never even heard of it. I wish I hadn't.

Choice Quote:

Deacon: I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you, ref!
Zack: Dude.
Deacon: It's cool. He's my cousin.

I have no idea what a "Dutch Rider" is either...........i think i'll stay in the dark for that, until i get around to seeing that film.

curiosity got the best of me....i googled "Dutch Rider"

hmm....not quite as bad as I thought i would be.....awkward, sure..... but I guess my imagination made it worse.

For when you run out of Corn Flakes for breakfast.




I thought it was Dutch "Rudder". Probably the same thing. Either way, you won't find me on the receiving end of one.

Exactly the same thing.

yuck.

all right, man....i'm heading to bed now.

niters :)

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yuck.

You didn't like Tubgirl's offering?

Niters.

They don't look comfortable.

LADIES !!!!!!!!!

well,........so much for the destructable SONY Laptop Adaptor....fuckin' things working again !!!!!!!!!! was squeaking & fizzing at me the other night when it "died"....so,...........

wtf ?

so,....just in time for me to ask EVERYONE.....Why the f**k no one.....repeat, NO ONE told me of Slash's "new shit" coming out soon ?!?!?!? Huh ?

man ! i been outa the Rock-Loop for too long guys......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAXElT1bgBk&feature=related

now i gotta read 3 or 4 pages of amusing shot-shit..... gimme a minute.

Other news....I got a mouse in my house !!

i've called him "tiny bob"....because he's tiny....about an inch + tail.....and, he looks like a "bob" !

well,......what can i say ????

Doc thanx for the link....and also that train-tracks-girl cartoon brings a whole new dimension to "Fudge Tunnel" !.

we pass & miss each other,like farting squirrels....&/or Chipmunks

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ok

Large breasts.



who did those tiles....? i'm not impressed. very shoddy indeed.

HEY GUYS WAS THA HAPS?

[B]I got a mouse in my house !!

i've called him "tiny bob"....because he's tiny....about an inch + tail.....and, he looks like a "bob" !

I had a mouse once.

I named him "Mister Jingles", much to my ex-girlfriend's dismay. We would be watching movies most of the time, when Mr. Jingles would come about and run across the floor.

"There goes, Mister Jingles again!", I would say.

"I don't want him in our apartment," she would say.

After a few weeks, my gf got used to Mister Jingles and when I announced his presence, she would mumble (I suspect just to amuse me) "Hi, Mister Jingles".

Finally one day Mister Jingles ran across the floor, when suddenly we saw him run across the floor again. It was quickly determined Mister Jingles had invited a friend over...Hmm...interesting.

Interesting until, Mister Jingles invited another friend....and another....and another....and another...and another.

At one point we had 6 mice running around our floor..........that was enough for me....and without a doubt, enough for my gf too.

So I found the mouse hole the next morning, stuffed it with SOS pads and steel wool. Then bought a kitten......

.....haven't seen the little buggers since.

...............................and that's my sexy mouse story.

hey man !!

just what is with chix n' mice ????. i get that they don't "snakes" 'cos they kinda like a strange "penis"....but, a little, tiny, fluffy...cute mouse !?!?

here is his pic....bit of a paparazzi pic...he was in a rush....so was i !!!!



{but,then again,...yeah,...i was gonna kinda feed him somethin'....then thought,..."fuck! he probably don't roll on his own....he probably got,...like,...a whole posse just waiting for me to show my vunerable side.....then they'll be chewing at my arteries as i sleep !}

nice mouse-tit pic by the way.

hey, mental :)

long time no talk.....we kept on passing eachother as of the last few days.

last place i worked at was infested with mice............we had to kill 'em.......mice don't make for a good way to greet customers.

They literally ran up to us and wouldn't budge.

We were hitting them with brooms and dropping plates on them.

I like animals, so that was kind of not fun....at all.

nice mouse-tit pic by the way.

titmouse :)

[just added a tiny-bob pic above !]

plates ???? jeepers...!!! were they heavy enough...? empty or loaded with spaghetti or somethin' ?/.......cos i thought you might have to.....erm,....tread on the plate too ! ewww



yeah i kinda half grew up on a farm...so i kinda like animals....but,...heres the deal...the couple i might be swapping homes with....they got 2 cats....so i was gonna try grabbing this little fella and....relocated him or something...i don't wanna get all attached to him munching down by my washing machine....then seeing him ripped to shreds as i leave !

heheh

[just added a tiny-bob pic above !]
cute lil' bugger.

plates ???? jeepers...!!! were they heavy enough...? empty or loaded with spaghetti or somethin' ?/.......cos i thought you might have to.....erm,....tread on the plate too ! ewww
yeah...the plates were heavy enough. Restaurant plates usually are.

yeah i kinda half grew up on a farm...so i kinda like animals....but,...heres the deal...the couple i might be swapping homes with....they got 2 cats....so i was gonna try grabbing this little fella and....relocated him or something...i don't wanna get all attached to him munching down by my washing machine....then seeing him ripped to shreds as i leave !

heheh
they don't really get ripped to shreds....almost eaten whole.

well...the mice here do.....they're pretty small. I used to watch my buddy's cat eat them in one gulp....really weird.

[yep !! i been refreshing page 931 for 5 minutes !!! wtf ???? i lost my forum mojo there for a while !]

i once saw a pigeon get run over by a bus......it was so weird....i was waiting the bus like 20 minutes,i see this scrawny looking young pigeon....and it was just slowly walking around IN TRAFFIC....cars were swerving & everythin'.....i was tryin the jedi mind-trick willing him out of the road.....

then it makes a turn into the bus garage....and i'm thinkin' "cool,hes a little safer now than the full traffic...". Then,....BANG....both sets of bus tyres directly straight over him...i heard a "pop" of the lungs go.....then,...shit you not,...i could smell the "death" from 15 meters away !!!!.....
not a nice story......why did we get onto this....!?

need somethin' cute after those mental images.

cue "kitteth".

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[yep !! i been refreshing page 931 for 5 minutes !!! wtf ???? i lost my forum mojo there for a while !]
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I did the exact same thing last night.


not a nice story......why did we get onto this....!?
my bro was telling me how he and his wife saw a squirrel drown in ice water.

A squirrel was scurrying across a frozen river, when the ice was too thin and he fell through.

He was saying it was in a public park, while a whole bunch of families were watching.........the squirrel apparently stuggled for awhile and then just stopped and disappeared underwater.

shit !!...thats the old lungs simultaneously filling with paralyzing ice cold water ....& suffocating. a slow way to go....like getting caught in the gears of a combine.

accidentally locking yaself in the microwave....

baby go burp.

baby go burst.

[when fricken imageshack finally catches up with me...i'll post a vaguely amusing,slightly related pic]



there it is.

kinda not as impressive when ya have to wait 20 minutes for it. too much build up.

um....do i want to see this pic?

this is kind of neat

cool.

i once had a dream when i was a kid....of a jukebox....big ol' 1950's thing...that was also a refridgerator...and played your favourite song each time you opened it !!

didn't pan out though....think it'd flood people's kitchens,'cos they wanna hear the whole of their favourite song !

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that's one brassed off looking cat.

cool.

i once had a dream when i was a kid....of a jukebox....big ol' 1950's thing...that was also a refridgerator...and played your favourite song each time you opened it !!

didn't pan out though....think it'd flood people's kitchens,'cos they wanna hear the whole of their favourite song !

I'd pick "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"....not because I like the song.........but the energy it would waste would be astounding :D

cat's face says "displeased".

inside it says.....you have just awoken the Chuck Norris in me.......

my cat makes that face after he learns I'm not giving him treats anymore.

I used to give him "Whiskas Temptations" everynight before I went to bed, but I stopped doing it, because I swear to god, there's something addictive in them.

He's like a addict when he doesn't have them......he searches the area where I give them to him, like a crackhead scouring the pavement for a rock. And when he realizes he's not getting them, he throws a little tantrum.

He's hasn't had them for 2 months now and he's still looking for them.

it's mildly amusing....

man!, i used to buy one of my cats "prawns"...! just the frozen kind....but,one day i went in a fish mongers and just asked for prawns....

they gave me a paper bag....with the fully.....full "prawns"....with those fuckin' huge spine-y needle things that poke outa their faces.....

my cat looked at me as if to say, "wtf is this shit !!!!!?" what am i meant to do with these ?!!!!".

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cat's "WTF is this shit?" is hilarious.

when I first took my cat off his treats, I gave him a small saucer of milk instead......and he would make that face.

lol

yeah, its a face,like......."DON'T fuckin' mock me....seriously,.....i know where you sleep".

or another variation :

that's exactly what that face is.

seething anger.

"whiskas temptations".....yeah.....like pringles for cats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmIuW7yhBI&feature=related

lol

shit !! they look good. i wanna try those !!!

i havn't had a cat in a while...just the stray i was feeding a few years back....didn't go too nutz with food,just Whiskas...

but,that looks like restaurant food.....i don't even eat stuff that looks that good !

server busy stuff again !!!!.....

and i gotta go fix myself something to eat......Mmmm Pringles & .....erm,.....oh ! i'll find something out there in a packet of some kind.

Sanico ? wanna cook for me sweet pea ? LOL

back later...

laters...enjoy the Whiskas :)

what does it mean,....when ya find a coupla old fortune cookies.....and one dosn't have a "fortune" inside of it ?

thats bad,right ?

thats like dividing by zero or somethin' !.

{i can just picture all of you silently shaking your heads....asking aloud "what are we gonna do about mental ?".}

i got plenty of luck....it just happens to be all bad.

i stick leprechauns up my ass for good luck.........they gnaw their way out.

it's not so lucky.

i just ordered more Chinese.... i can't do the "cookery" thing again tonight....

hopefully i'll get fortune cookies....with next week's winning lotto numbers in it !

if you win the lottery you have to buy me a dinosaur.

so, i hear you guys are all on the {C.I.A. front} "facebook"..!

i only ever bothered with myspace 'cos last time i tried putting fake names up for facebook...it denied me !!!! wheres the fun in that !?

if you win the lottery you have to buy me a dinosaur.

can i buy you a newt,some sea monkeys & a black light....see what'll happen !? or does really have to be a full grown dino ?

so, i hear you guys are all on the {C.I.A. front} "facebook"..!
i only ever bothered with myspace 'cos last time i tried putting fake names up for facebook...it denied me !!!! wheres the fun in that !?
well....budarc, tigertail, parker, Zoran and Rick are up on the facebook.
it let's you put up fake names............i think parker was 'Tony Stark' for awhile.


can i buy you a newt,some sea monkeys & a black light....see what'll happen !? or does really have to be a full grown dino ?

:)

i snort dehydrated sea monkeys for kicks.

Really? Does that means I have to get one?

well,....thats all fine n' dandy.....was anyone gonna ever mention all this, to "moi" !!!!?

lol

wow ! i'm even shunned in cyber-space......heheheh

no,thats ok,....[sniff].....i'll get over it.....i won't cry.... not again.

hey Allen :)

don't cry mental........nothing worse than a grown man crying.

well.....actually a masturbating crying man is slightly worse............and more disturbing......especially if he's pointing at you while he's doing it.

Sup!
Also posted this yesterday!


Just posting to say Welcome back Cuckoo!

and Hi, STS guys... and lurkers...



Bye.

Welcome back, dude.

Mmmmm my Peking Ravioli.....thats just for starters....i got like 20 crispy spring rolls there too......and the chicky noodles.....

Sup!
Also posted this yesterday!

Welcome back, dude.
thanks, man :)

i must have missed that.

hey Allen :)

don't cry mental........nothing worse than a grown man crying.

well.....actually a masturbating crying man is slightly worse............and more disturbing......especially if he's pointing at you while he's doing it.

With a dog at his knees looking at him,like, "WTF is all that shit about ?".

Mmmmm my Peking Ravioli.....thats just for starters....i got like 20 crispy spring rolls there too......and the chicky noodles.....

i like chicky chow mein the best.

makes my arteries and heart stop quite nicely.

sweet n' sour chicken or pork.

yum.........my mouth is watering now.

all right, boys....i'm outta here.

I'm going to go meet the family for Easter Lunch.

Mother says we're going to eat Jesus today.

i like chicky chow mein the best.

makes my arteries and heart stop quite nicely.

sweet n' sour chicken or pork.

yum.........my mouth is watering now.

sorry dude !

well the chicky noodles are actually meant to be chicken chow mein,but,they don't do it exactly as i used to get it. Used to be a big hefty ol' piece of chicken breast WITH the noodles next to it,....now its just slivers of chicken in the noodles.

still rocks though.

currently coughing 'cos ravioli is SPICY !

Hey Asamiya...how goes ? sorry missed ya posts within the frenzied typing/Chinese meal eating/coughing fits.

all right, boys....i'm outta here.

I'm going to go meet the family for Easter Lunch.

Mother says we're going to eat Jesus today.

ok...i missed that post too...!

have a good one dude. don't eat too many bunny eggs....or whatever pagan-nesses thats all about !

Hey Asamiya...how goes ? sorry missed ya posts within the frenzied typing/Chinese meal eating/coughing fits.

Hahaha! It's been all good, man. Not too much still have some projects I need to finish. You taking anything for that cough, and ooooh~ Chinese food! :D


Take care, Cuckoo until next time! :D

:)

i snort dehydrated sea monkeys for kicks.

Tha's fuckin' Hard-Core man....

ok nite guys....

yes,....i am losing my six-pac........maybe i shall revisit the 38 inch gut days !!!! {Sanico,you shoulda snapped me up when i was in my prime....its all gonna be down-hill now}

sweet dreams fellas....



...an' i've spoilered this one,just in case little kidz present....can't horrify the little mites. [brace yourselves]



the horror,....... the horror.

Gollum's mouth?

It gets busy even when mental isn't on? http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif


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I just imagined every single anime girl I've ever lusted after wearing only a loin cloth carrying a giant penis.

Good to see your PC's running again MM.

If any one's buying a dinosaur I recommend the "Bull T-Rex" from the jurassic park Lost World toy line. I was never able to get one but it's huge and most awesomely of all it's hallow so it can crunch up figures in it's mouth and swallow them down it;s throat.

I quite enjoy chinese/japanese/American food. I just recently started to like egg rolls.
Thing is why are they called eggrolls? Shouldn't omelets be called egg rolls seeing as how that's egg-sactly how you cook them?

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ok nite guys....

yes,....i am losing my six-pac........maybe i shall revisit the 38 inch gut days !!!! {Sanico,you shoulda snapped me up when i was in my prime....its all gonna be down-hill now}

sweet dreams fellas....



...an' i've spoilered this one,just in case little kidz present....can't horrify the little mites. [brace yourselves]



the horror,....... the horror.

Ya know FF Shrine is the first palce I got to at night so any nightmere full ya'll post has no efect on me cuz I check out sexy stuff before sleep.

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I too have started to run out of stuff to post but don't worry I'm doing major sorting and purging of stuff on me 'puter, gonna get a few more pimp and host accounts on my other emails and upload a bunch of stuff and only keep the best most useful stuff on my camputer. VIP content gets megauploaded & rapidshared. I need to make at least 4GBs of room.

Mmmmm cold crispy spring rolls for breakfast.....now thats fine dining....

morning guys.

i need coffee.......i need a swimming pool full of coffee....stat.

now you know, "i" can't stop laughing.... those things are "real" heheheh

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I have yet to understand your humorous infatuation with those weird series of pics

I guess we all giggle at strange things.

I think it's funny to tie all my underpants to a ceiling fan from long strands of string, then turn it on to see them soar as the fan spins around and around..........and oh, how they soar.

true true...... me i like watching white people dance......

they are a funny breed :-P

with the hipping and the hopping and the flipping and the flopping.

What ever happened to Rick?

true true...... me i like watching white people dance......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=664OuAZnsMI&feature=related

i'm a little disappointed none of these guys did a Big Finnish....Eyes & Teeth : Jazz Hands. Chaaah.... but maybe they were off their game.

What ever happened to Rick?

I'm right here. Hi Allen!
Been working on something last few days, it's done now.

What ever happened to Rick?

I'm writing a book called "Whatever Happened To Rick?"

it's about a fallen celebrity mouse, named Mouse, who claws his way back to the top, through the use of his imaginary moose friend, Moose.

Moose takes him wonderful worlds within his mind, but ultimately ends up in the same place Mouse was, when he was at his lowest.

A touching drama about friendship, greed, insanity and what fame will do to a mouse.

i just had my first beer in over a year....whats goin' on with me !?!?!?

i'm losing grip....i'm gonna be living in a dumpster wearing women's slingbacks,talking to buildings, ranting over conspiracy theories & Big Futs.....

then again,it was only one beer..... [but thats the slippery slope...right there....]

hehehe

I'm right here. Hi Allen!
Been working on something last few days, it's done now.

Oh, Hey! What's up, dude!?


I'm writing a book called "Whatever Happened To Rick?"

it's about a fallen celebrity mouse, named Mouse, who claws his way back to the top, through the use of his imaginary moose friend, Moose.

Moose takes him wonderful worlds within his mind, but ultimately ends up in the same place Mouse was, when he was at his lowest.

A touching drama about friendship, greed, insanity and what fame will do to a mouse.

Can't wait to give that a read! :D

they are a funny breed :-P

with the hipping and the hopping and the flipping and the flopping.

so they don't know what the jazz is all about! Ya see?!
Jazz is like, jello pudding.
No!
Acutally it's more like Kodak Film No!
Actually, jazz, is like the new Coke: it'll be around forever
Heh heh heh

mornin's.

i have a sore throat.....opening that container of accidentally forgotten rotted chicken didn't help ! {makes Jerry Lewis faces...the good ones....from nutty proffessor}

me + coffees = conscious = 20 mins.

ok you guys ain't around & probably headed for la-la-land.

sleep well.



gotta go.

Guys, whatever it is you been eating, keep eating it. That was some funny shit. A dog in a kimono. Q to the u to eh? And all the rest. I was in la-la-land but they asked me to leave. I think the giant squid tentacle I had hanging out of my trouser zip scared the nuns. I fear a retalliation.

Any takers? Mp3 audio thing. Not music.



The Art of War (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=L22CHMBZ)

The next time you guys need coffee, I sugest you try here.



A little doctor fun. Makes my day go by with a smile.

Hmmm.....anyone remember bradster's movie, Babel...?

why was i the only one in the cinema....like,....going,...."W T F ?"....

i'm sure she wasn't "a kid",Asian chicks age really well {hear that Sanico!?} but even so,school girl uniform etc,...i was more than uncomfortable.

she {above} has a nice pussy though !

That bastard Pedobear owes us money, dammit.

i'm sure she wasn't "a kid",Asian chicks age really well {hear that Sanico!?} but even so,school girl uniform etc,...i was more than uncomfortable.

she {above} has a nice pussy though !

I know I think half the reason they don't go brazilion on their carpeting is to help tell if their adults or not.

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Gotta go, lunch is ready.
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tonight I might post some more yummy asian girls.

THING stuff....

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44538

ok guys i gotta go snooooooze...if the crazy old fucker next door can STFU !

THING stuff....

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44538

ok guys i gotta go snooooooze...if the crazy old fucker next door can STFU !

Are you the only 2 people living on that block or is there a def leppard colony?
'cause I'd think some one would also get really aggravated by it.

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Rena from When they Cry

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Damn I love this one, take note the snowflakes on her pussy willows.
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So I was on the Yuri board of 4chan and a sketch artist was doing requests, Any 2 female characters plus a song to set the mood.
There was only 1 other request so I figured it was some troll so I offhandedly asked for Katara & Malon to "I Love to Love Ya Baby" and she delivered.

Are you the only 2 people living on that block or is there a def leppard colony?
'cause I'd think some one would also get really aggravated by it.

mornin's.

no, other people have complained,been interviewed,reported him...theres 4 of us now been witnesses to his "shit"..[including an Ex-housing mannager]...and yet,....5 MONTHS on....apparently he has more rights than we tenants !!!!.

i wanted to veto just cutting his arms off.....that'd stop the banging...but apparently thats not allowed !

Morning, mental. Haven't had wake up drug yet. Overslept. The beer fairy came to me last night. (Had a shit week, think she felt sorry for me.) Talking in clauses. Or. Less.

Fuck.

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Cmd + Open

Morning, mental. Haven't had wake up drug yet. Overslept. The beer fairy came to me last night. (Had a shit week, think she felt sorry for me.) Talking in clauses. Or. Less.

Fuck.

Damn !!

you like Slash ? {who dosn't ? heheh} {Axl Rose} {Good point.}

anyhooo if you got VUZE loaded ?....tap in "Slash 2010" and theres a 21 track,320kbps, 3 minute loading version of the new album....Holy Shittles...Its rocks.

also go here to see Slash play with a wolf-man big-fut looking guy....who can fuckin' sing !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_wJnvROGNo currently my favorite song.

havn't we all done that on a hot summer's day !?!?

i know i have.

anyhooo if you got VUZE loaded ?....tap in "Slash 2010" and theres a 320kbps, 3 minute loading version of the new album....Holy Shittles...Its rocks.

I don't even know what a VUSE is. Is it contagious?

http://i40.tinypic.com/nccdab.gif GET OFF MY BRIDGE!

Not a big fut, but close.



Tom. You'll like this. Maybe.

I don't even know what a VUSE is. Is it contagious?

i didn't know either 'til a few weeks back...when was told i could download "Private's" entire back issues from there >>> www.private.com <<< then you'll know what i'm talkin' about !!!!

but they do all files hosting/sharing on there & it searches others hosters too !

worth the bother i find !

probably THE most un-rock n' roll pic of Slash you'll ever find.

i'll spoiler it for those who wanna remember him as a Rock God.



women !?!?!?

they have to spoil everythin'....

:) The kid looks more rockin than he does.

VUSE. I have been educated.

its pretty good. {VUZE}

but i find,trying to find the actual file i downloaded half the fun....!

usually ends up in a folder within documents.....somewhere !

yeah hormones + many beers is never a good mix....i've done a coupla "Hogs" & "Munters" in my time...

i still got the flashbacks i'd rather forget....

Ooooh ! heres a coincidence....one was on Slash's birthday July 23rd. Damn him for making me celebrate way too much that night. {not that i met him or know him,but felt the need to have many more beers than the many i usually had.}

and another reason i remember this particular one-night-stand was, she was a pretty hefty girl,but when we got back to her place....shit you not,was on 1st floor...she hadn't got a key....and she starts scaling the outside of the building.....ala spider-man...though not quite so agile....and then asks "me"....drunk-as-fuck "me" to follow......

Are you sure it was her place? Sounds like a forced entry. Erm. The building, not the hefty lass. :)

well we were sitting in a parked car....shes gettin all "hot n' bothered"...and then says,"ok my flatmates out...but i don't have a key"....so she starts scaling the chicken-wire type fence above the rubbish room,up to a balcony and then calls down to me to "follow"....like opening the door...and letting me in is too much trouble !!! ..but i was so drunk, it seemed like as much fun as to add to my anecdote list !



if only she went 2nd....she have broken any fall i had.

It's the thought that counts.

i do also remember in the scurry to get dressed in the dark...i went to the trouble of taking my number out of her pocket i'd given her earlier.

just awful drunk.

i do also remember in the scurry to get dressed in the dark...i went to the trouble of taking my number out of her pocket i'd given her earlier.

just awful drunk.

That's foresight in reverse. http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

ok, i just gotta eat my sammich & get a coffee.....food of the gods.

That's foresight in reverse.

i got 20/20 hindsight.

ok, i just gotta eat my sammich & get a coffee.....food of the gods.

Yea. Lunch for me too. Back after.

http://lisatimmons.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/boob-food-01.JPG

mmmm. Titty cakes. :)

check out these F Cup Puddings.



Lordy !

courtesy of www.chestmeat.com

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jeeperz !!!!

i been trying to post a reply for 15 minutes...kept having trouble loading page...for me to find no post !

here goes again.

"heh.

ok Doc have you got any drunk anecdotes ? c'mon tell all, i won't say a word !".

Drunk anecdotes? I once met Jebus. He was a smart arse.

I did the same as you once, climbed in through a top story window, but I was sober. Silly bitch had no key. I was the mug that was game for a laugh. I let her in, and she did the place over. It was her parents house, she'd been kicked out. I did my good samaritan duty. :)

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/518/squeezegreen.gif (http://img361.imageshack.us/i/squeezegreen.gif/)

well if she had jUUgage like that....it was all worth it !

women !?!?!?

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/708/hushbitch.gif

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/708/hushbitch.gif

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif What is that? I think I've saw that before.

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/5251/fist.gif (http://img541.imageshack.us/i/fist.gif/)

WTF?

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3550632-original.html)

i don't know the source of that Gif,but, it sure has alot to say in such a short few frames !

WTF?

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3550632-original.html)

that is one very accommodating "lady" !

i think we just hit our stride on this forum !.



he & the double anus girl should hook up !

he & the double anus girl should hook up !

It's a match made in heaven. I imagine there would be quite a crowd at the wedding, and a goat or two. You know? For the party afterwards?

yeah, nothing quite like a wedding where everyone attending is well aware of the lucky couple's "goods".

we've all been to one of those types of weddings....though luckily i missed the goat ones !

Goats are givers. Now sheep, those wooly bastards are takers. :)

now worms are givers but they'll leave her wanting more.



you know she won't stop calling him !

now i've gona & done it !



i found this ages ago...and now guess i should go check it out....probably some dumb shit,but,....hey ! that is what the interwebs are mostly about.

You ever introduce a worm to a magnifying glass on a scorching hot summer day, when you were young? Or is that just wrong? Did I mention I was young? *sizzle.

Flick that switch. (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3550988-original.html) :)

heheh

& also "heheh" the fuckerz at imageshack removed the girl slapping Gif ! the bastards.

Flick that switch. (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3550988-original.html) :)

if you use capital letters "flick" looks more like "FLICK" ! ...or FUCK !

if you use capital letters "flick" looks more like "FLICK" ! ...or FUCK !

Fluck, you're right.

http://www.pimpandhost.com/media2/image/1/_/_/_/1/7/4/6/1/7461d83e5ed7ce8b32a8331788bbcb8c.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3551006-original.html)

Zoran linked us to http://www.pimpandhost.com/ for NSFW. You get to see what the last guy uploaded too. It has the odd smexy pop-up that irritates me, but you don't get the tinypic and imageshack treatment.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3551030-original.html)

cool.

i got some major sluggish problems with my laptop/every page/site i look at....think i have to reboot.

back asap.

Someone is getting the belt when he gets home.




Ziiiiiiiiiip
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I like a challenge. (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3551162-original.html)

Just married, and already in the shit house alone.

Sorry, mental but I have to get going. 3 pm already. FLICKing hell.

I won't be back until late so likely won't be on until tomorrow. STS and breakfast, a healthy start to the day. :)

Morning, all.

Niters Zoran. Sorry I was in the film thread.

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Hi cuckoo. :)

man I used this on a sig in some forum and they got all pissy :(

mornin's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

I rest my case.

...and to all those that work at "IMAGESHACK" http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/2955/fingerd.gif

SUCK MY BALLS.

..and for those that love to torment the ....little alien looking folks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaqFWdtrGq4&feature=related

just hilarious.

niters.

mornin's...

well whadjaknow...i kept the thread alive yesterday !!

thought for the day : Is Tom Waits's song "Get Behind The Mule" a song about bestiality ?

#Gotta get behind the mule....and "plough"# !>?

Posting to bump for missing Shoot the Shit cast.

Morning mental and Asamiya.

Ah, Tom Waits, the gravel voiced virtuoso. Maybe the mule is his girls pet name. :)

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On Cleetus' first day on the job they sent him to fill a customers tank. "Just stick it in the first hole you see" they said.

(http://img9.imageshack.us/i/fillherup.jpg/)

that Slash got boogie-ing !

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Hi mental. I'm just about to pop out for lunch. Be back later. :)

http://www.aummaumma.eu/cache/varie/images/11072009/Circle_The_Cat.gif

okey dokes.

laterz dude....i'm all music'd at the moment anyhoo...i gotta shine !! heheh

http://gifnation.com/albums/funny/The%20Cat%20Date%20Movie0003.gif Laters. :)

we havn't had one of these on here in ages....

heheh



&



i'm not laughin' AT them...I'm laughing WITH them....'cos you can see they're all laughing at themselves,...right !?

one for cuckoo....we all know hes got a soft spot for Mr. Busey Gifs n' Pix.

Gangsta Pants Mystery solved.



well at least it ain't 'cos they wanna look like dumb-asses !

bring back late 80's fashion,i say...not that early 80's stuff though....that was awful.

heh.

ok,...i just got this chick's number....



said she is into the group-thing....wanna tag-team her.....? i'll let you go first....you can break-her-in. looks kinda "spacious"....."roomy looking".... tie a plank across your ass or you're in for longer than you ever even dreamed of !.

I'll need to find my waterproofs, and my spelunking helmet, and a very long length of illuminious rope, and a flashlight, and a map and then I'm good to go. :)

Watch me dive!

i'm hoping you've simply given up on modern tech G.P.S.....you'd never get a signal in those caverns.

Good luck my dear dear friend......

Pew pew pew.

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/6522/pewpewpew.gif

i'm hoping you've simply given up on modern tech G.P.S.....you'd never get a signal in those caverns.

Good luck my dear dear friend......

Was nice knowing you. Please put flowers on my plot once a year.

her sister was into me too....



but,i thought she was trying too hard....skimpy little outfit...just smacked of too much effort.....hate that, when girls try too hard.

got her number too anyway,if ya want it !

Are those pants? Or is it a denim hammock? And I hope that's her bellybutton peeking perniciously over the top and not the top of - hang it, it looks like a second butt reversed. Is there already a guy down there? Are you trying to trick me?

the denim number was...had slight movement to it...i just assumed it was just the crabs,ticks,lice & weavals......come to think of it,....might've even been some dude "into" outdoor sex !

i also heard a kinda slurping,churning sound....but,just figured she'd eaten one too many pizzas at lunch !

jeeperz !!!!! maybe the pair of these girls were into the group thing !

i just thought the first girl had that kinda face......not so innocent looking !

their couzinz were in town too,but were about to leave on the gangbang bus...headed in the other direction....i took a rain check.

4 paperbags and I'm there.

Female facial hair, turns even the hottest bitch into an arab lookie likey.

oh yeah !! thats the stuff....grizzly adams type chicks.....

i'm not sure why i ended up accidentally finding this....but worth posting !

likewise.

i remember that....thats not even photoshop...or CGI.

thats a real white-man-afro right there.

heheh

gonna have to start "quoting" again !

this is a tad freaky.

...and i can't even get a girl to talk dirty to me.

Ninjas are rarely seen. Damn shame.

she looks like she got some BACKSIDE to her too....Hmm...nice !

this is a tad freaky.



Its not the cyclops eye that gets me. Its the mono-brow. Scary.

Giant Woman. Has potential. :)

well giant woman lead to giant amounts of fappage....hence my now giant fap-hand.

I turned up that picture last week, it makes me cringe to look at it. Jesus man, please spoiler it. Or I'll post ass sniffing wrestlers.

Spoliered by request, in response to my request.

Eh? dude, did you buy that tee yourself?



Hope you kept the receipt.

done.

now spoiler that ass sniff thing.

done.

now spoiler that ass sniff thing.

Thank the Lord of fap.

Ass sniffing wrestler fags would run at the sight of Gangsta boy.

ok,..i gotta go grab a bite....hope i can keep it down while searching these pics..... its been a while...i seem to have regained some of my lost innocence in last coupla weeks.

back soon.

NP. Later. :)

I've posted this before, but I think I love her. So here she is again in all her tongue meat glory.

Can you believe this is on tinypic? I found it on another forum, and its hosted on tinypic. Proof that they hate only us. :( Bastards.



RABIES!

Accident waiting to happen.

Hello? Police? Theres a skinny ass half naked retard taking a shit over a six foot fence into my neighbours veg patch. Can I legally cage her? What? No, I'm not on drugs. can I cage the bitch or not?

Egads, this looks like the most embarrassing thing ever.

NP. Later. :)

I've posted this before, but I think I love her. So here she is again in all her tongue meat glory.



i prefer brunettes when it comes to long slutty meaty tongues !

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8507/longtonguechick253x300.jpghttp://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1070/111tongue.gif

Egads, this looks like the most embarrassing thing ever.

crack-whores....they'll do anythin' for a giggle. ....and a few ounces.

Hurr hurr.

think best Porn Tongue i ever ever ever saw,was on a chick called "Demia Moore". Brunette model for www.private.com

it was like an electric eel...on viagra.

think best Porn Tongue i ever ever ever saw,was on a chick called "Demia Moore". Brunette model for www.private.com

it was like an electric eel...on viagra.

pic coming soon.

You remembered her name? You must have been smitten. :)

You remembered her name? You must have been smitten. :)

shit you not....she is exactly my type....although larger breasts are always a plus. but "yeah"....fuck !!! she was ni-i-i-ice.

i got like 20 of those babes i'd marry

Become a Mormon. Do it with multiple women in the name of God.

Become a Mormon. Do it with multiple women in the name of God.

well i met plenty of moron girls....we just never hit it off.

so,....now at "36".....and having only divorcees & single-moms to chose from.... i prefer hoping a PornStarlet will one day like a pretty broadminded guy,for her guy !!

heheheh

Divorcees can be fun. :)



Thats an unrelated picture, so don't try and Kuleshov it. You'll be wasting your time.

Divorcees can be fun. :)


i dunno...that got baggage right....? i mean they obviously kinda hyper for the "sex" 'cos their regular supply is over....but,...i dunno...they kinda smack of desperate to me.....kinda leather mini skirts & white stillettos up at the bar...

that might be "fun" but,i'd like something with a bit more of a future to it !

Hey, I'm a doctor not a marriage guidance councillor. The future can be "fun" too. They don't need be mutually exclusive.

I don't know what this is.

EDIT: Found out, its one of these. Headcrab. Not related to genital crabs.

Spoilered to stop the women getting wet and sliding off their chair and injuring themselves.



ZARDOZ.

lol.

well...seeing as the only alternative is "single moms"...and we all know how shit-house-rat crazy they can be...



i'll play it safe and still hope for a PornStar !

Spoilered to stop the women getting wet and sliding off their chair and injuring themselves.



ZARDOZ.

Yes, ZARDOZ.

Spoilered to stop the women getting wet and sliding off their chair and injuring themselves.



ZARDOZ.

i remember that movie...was on TV about 20 years ago.....frighteningly..i don't actually remember that red-strappy number of his.

cool movie...with a twist...i won't spoil.

lol.

well...seeing as the only alternative is "single moms"...and we all know how shit-house-rat crazy they can be...

Yea. I have a scar to prove it.


i'll play it safe and still hope for a PornStar !

Good luck with that.

Hi rick. yea, Zardoz. I have vague memories of it from my youth. Come to think of it, I have vague memories of yesterday but that's unrelated. Don't recall the ending.

Wear a condom.

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http://www.corruptfibers.com/images/products/shocker_tshirt.jpghttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

damn right.

lol.

havn't met a girl that hooked up with me yet, that hasn't asked or gestured for some...."more stimulations"...while i'm.....er,.....tasting-the-button !

It doesn't feature the bowling ball. :)

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/36640.gif

heheh girls are funny !!!

sometimes i think us guys have tricked into thinking it is always only ever gonna be "us" thats the "sex mad" half of the human race....

sometimes i think they are.

once or twice in my entire life when i just wasn't "in the mood"....[usually cos of all the crap i've taken that day from the b****]...to see their reaction when you say "thanx but no thanx"...their reaction...its THE most unnusally amusing thing you ever see...!

Not tonight dearest, I've got a headache.



She could always whip out her talking vibe. Fuktifino knows what it says.

Not EVER, I've got the mutha of all headaches for the next 50 years. :)



Wanna see Janeway's talking vibe?

sorry guys i gotta motor...i got calls & emails coming from every angle.

laterz

I have to go, guys. The weekend has officially begun. I've been itching to try on my rabbit suit. :)



Laters.

edit: mental's off too. bye rick.

Later guys.

A hello drive-by :D

Everytime I don't log onto STS for a few days and come back to over 2 pages, I think I die a little inside.

My particular favorite was Doc and Mental asking eachother to "Spoiler" their pics. priceless.

Rick mang, did Iron Man 1.5 ever get scanned?

For mental when he wakes up.

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(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3569256-original.html) It's not pretty. Must've been a warm day.

Better take a brolly. (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3569283-original.html) (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3569327-original.html)

This is some quality material. You guys better appreciate this.

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3569328-original.html) (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/3569356-original.html)

For cuckoo. :)

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Laters. :) http://i42.tinypic.com/145j78.gif

Rick mang, did Iron Man 1.5 ever get scanned?
I AM IRON MAN #1.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/j32pwn

I AM IRON MAN #2.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ek5458

swiped from this guy

http://www.mediafire.com/damok

Those are the ones you originally linked me. There's one called Iron Man 1.5 that came out in March. Thanks anyway, though.

I'm sure I don't need to read it to understand the movie. I trust Jon Favreau more than I trust Michael Bay. Of course, I trust everyone on the planet more than Michael Bay.

Those are the ones you originally linked me. There's one called Iron Man 1.5 that came out in March. Thanks anyway, though.

I'm sure I don't need to read it to understand the movie. I trust Jon Favreau more than I trust Michael Bay. Of course, I trust everyone on the planet more than Michael Bay.

I just went through the lists of all the Marvel published in March and didn't see it listed.

That's weird! Thanks for the effort!

I checked out that second one and I was right. It's just a page of Tony getting snarky with Fury and telling him to leave. OOOOOOOH, SO CONSEQUENTIAL :rolleyes:

Those are the ones you originally linked me. There's one called Iron Man 1.5 that came out in March. Thanks anyway, though.

I'm sure I don't need to read it to understand the movie. I trust Jon Favreau more than I trust Michael Bay. Of course, I trust everyone on the planet more than Michael Bay.

What about Uwe Boll?

What?

Oh, lol, Uwe Boll is worth it for his commentary tracks, apparently.

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The girl on the right is rather cute don't ya think?

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Check it out, H.G. Wells played Warhammer.

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