yeah....i was going to say that too, but most ppl haven't seen that.

for some reason drag queens aren't a popular subject to do movies about

I don't know why.

:itsamystery: :itsamystery: :itsamystery:

http://home.comcast.net/~flickhead/PF120507.jpg

they should pay us to host children's birthday partys and senior citizen's after church tea sessions.

no thanks.

Kind Diamond?

how about Twisted Sister

He's a bit more spooky.

i don't really think of these rock star looking guys are really all that spooky.

there's a few out there that are pretty fucked though......eating their bandmates and shit.....wow.

"i wonder how my drummer tastes?"

EDIT: i'm trying to find something on that band....can't find anything.

A death metal band from Denmark if I remember correctly........i had some magazine...the 24 most fucked up things in music history.....that was the one that really stuck out....there were a few more....but was The One.

Yeah that sort of thing goes beyond spooky.
King Diamond never ate anyone though.

King Diamond was great.

Mercyful Fate's album "Don't Break the Oath"......classic.

King Diamond's The Puppet Master is a fav of mine.

I need more KD. I'm totally downloading some soon.

i got some KD for ya right here:


sorry just couldn't resist....i know i know......really stupid joke :D

Ridiculous!!!

no.....

Ridiculous!!

right....Dollhouse on.

be back laters. ;)

i don't really think of these rock star looking guys are really all that spooky.

there's a few out there that are pretty fucked though......eating their bandmates and shit.....wow.

"i wonder how my drummer tastes?"

EDIT: i'm trying to find something on that band....can't find anything.

A death metal band from Denmark if I remember correctly........i had some magazine...the 24 most fucked up things in music history.....that was the one that really stuck out....there were a few more....but was The One.

mornin'

i remember that shit ! some norwegian bands were having a black death thrash metal fued and the guy went to the other guy's place,shot him in the head & when cops turned up....he was eating the brains off the wall.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5834/faceoffl.gif

smacks of "effort" if you ask me !

he probably waited 'til the last minute....coated his tongue in cooking oil/wax and THEN started chewing ! heheheh

death metal...heheh

i like a little average GN'R,MetallicA,A.I.C.,Corrosion of Conformity,MegadetH, ...and The Bangles ! {I lie,...A.I.C. ain't what they used to be.}

None more metal > http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/927/4ec34d238fdb23991f5e4b9.gif

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If any of you do decide to re-watch all the Matrix films don't forget The Animatrix.

i remember that shit ! some norwegian bands were having a black death thrash metal fued and the guy went to the other guy's place,shot him in the head & when cops turned up....he was eating the brains off the wall.


he made stew outta his brains and a necklace out his skull bits.

really pleasant fellow....take him home to meet mom kinda chap.



If any of you do decide to re-watch all the Matrix films don't forget The Animatrix.

without a doubt.....without a fuckin' doubt.

Final Flight Of The Osiris is great.

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y'know ...for YEARS as a kid,i couldn't work out if stormtroopers were meant to be robot or guys in suits in the movie....was a little befaddled when Han etc,wore the suits...thought they had to pull all the wires out !

i was only little !

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y'know ...for YEARS as a kid,i couldn't work out if stormtroopers were meant to be robot or guys in suits in the movie....was a little befaddled when Han etc,wore the suits...thought they had to pull all the wires out !

i was only little !

It didn't help that the Stormtroopers figure form the 70's & 80's had what looked like the word "Oil" on their backs.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9728/animated133.gif

seriously....i was about to post that Stormtrooper gif.

weird.

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funny,... my inflatable girlfriends all had "do not use near sharp objects" on their backs !

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9728/animated133.gif

seriously....i was about to post that Stormtrooper gif.

weird.



mind-meld-ing ...cool.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/861/1238512309freakycat.gif

my girlfriends only had butterflies or silly tribal designs on their backs :(

no chicks with the nuts n' bolts things in their faces !?

never got around to liking that stuff.....a little ink....thas it !

oooh found this gif "en-biggened"

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2581/627g.gif ...dark chunky nips....another fetish.

yeah...i had a few with the "nuts n' bolts" in their faces.

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I would get a tatoo but I can't think of a single thing I'd want permanent.

get your FFS avatar tattooed!!! :D :D :D

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I would get a tatoo but I can't think of a single thing I'd want permanent.

you male or female ?

i once had one said : Sucker For Pussy, covered it though....shit artist did it!

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1782/igw1lz.gif

what'd you cover it with?

what'd you cover it with?

well,....believe it or not....the cover-up was done by a different retard !

roses....but i'd gone to the trouble of drawing them out PERFECTLY to cover the banner with Sucker For Pussy on it....and the stooopid bitch put it on back to front and made thewhole thing crooked !

same witha row of stars i had done to cover something else....girl was a fuckin lesbian satanist & put the stars on upside down {i was too busy checking her huge rack to notice what she was up to !} upside down stars represent denouncement of "man"....apparently !

but i'm not gonna beat myself up about it. http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8963/9443c98610438c60014665d.gif

you male or female ?

i once had one said : Sucker For Pussy, covered it though....shit artist did it!

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1782/igw1lz.gif

I'm a guy, pal.

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something with tits,then.

tits never go outa fashion ! i got a tits tatt.

I'm a guy, pal.

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that would have been my guess.

"shoot the shit" doesn't really seem to attract any of the ladies for some strange reason.

that would have been my guess.

"shoot the shit" doesn't really seem to attract any of the ladies for some strange reason.

well,....as you know i had always been hoping Sanico had used a pseudo-thingy and had secretly been trying to get close to me......

anythin you wanna tell me cuckoo ?

heheheh

uh...no dude. take your hand off my thigh

....although strangely enough, Sanico did mosey on in here, during your absence......i think you showed up again the next day or maybe even later the same day.

hence her non-return !

g'evening/mornin'/afternoon, Argus :)

------

one day the world will see that shit-shooters are a sexy breed.

one day.

our day will come.

they'll see. THEY'LL ALL SEE!!!



but untill then...pass me the doritos.

uh...this is the part where you guys are supposed to cheer or yell "Here Here!"

that was 'inspirational' movie speech.

they always cheer after the speech is done.

has no one seen Braveheart or any alien invasion movies?

sorry dude,....

server too busy stuff again!

HERE HERE

it's too late.
:(

we lost the battle..........

......but not the war ;)

our sexiness will rise......IT WILL RISE!!!



I WILL LEAD US INTO SEXINESS AND ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE SHALL SEE JUST HOW SEXY THE SHIT-SHOOTERS REALLY ARE!!!!!

TOGETHER, MY SHIT-SHOOTING BROTHERS, WE SHALL BE NOTICED NOT JUST FOR OUR STRANGE ODORS AND PUBIC LICE, BUT FOR THE SEXY SONSABITCHES THAT WE TRULY ARE!!!!!!!!!!

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/180/264t.gif

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/4169/1607tvtheofficestanleyb.gif http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9476/f8a2bac6eec1c92e60310dd.gif
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4701/kfc.gif

hilarious http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9811/kfcy.gif

it's too late.
:(

we lost the battle..........

......but not the war ;)

our sexiness will rise......IT WILL RISE!!!



I WILL LEAD US INTO SEXINESS AND ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE SHALL SEE JUST HOW SEXY THE SHIT-SHOOTERS REALLY ARE!!!!!

TOGETHER, MY SHIT-SHOOTING BROTHERS, WE SHALL BE NOTICED NOT JUST FOR OUR STRANGE ODORS AND PUBIC LICE, BUT FOR THE SEXY SONSABITCHES THAT WE TRULY ARE!!!!!!!!!!

somewhere on a gay-man's soccer forum..those exact same words have been spoken.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1604/ftiyl0.gif

why did you just re-post them there?

:D :D :D

say it with me kids, "OOH!!! SNAP!"

i have no idea....its like a mad house here/there....servertoo busy before....deays !

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some white folks like KFC too.....too much.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4716/12204.gif

ok cuckoo....i gotta go....busy day.

niters

i blame jesus for the busy server.

usually it's too busy for me here around 10am and 9pm.

yeah....i should get some sleep now......niters. :)

nite dude

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5207/kittysurprise.gif

or.....

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5407/tumblrkue59w0fqj1qz7ptz.gif bikini kitten

Ooooooooooooooooh "PREDATORS" pics.....



ahhhh



mmmmm

thats that piano-guy !

!

mornin'

i remember that shit ! some norwegian bands were having a black death thrash metal fued and the guy went to the other guy's place,shot him in the head & when cops turned up....he was eating the brains off the wall.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5834/faceoffl.gif

smacks of "effort" if you ask me !

he probably waited 'til the last minute....coated his tongue in cooking oil/wax and THEN started chewing ! heheheh

death metal...heheh

i like a little average GN'R,MetallicA,A.I.C.,Corrosion of Conformity,MegadetH, ...and The Bangles ! {I lie,...A.I.C. ain't what they used to be.}

None more metal > http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/927/4ec34d238fdb23991f5e4b9.gif

It was Mayhem. The lead singer called himself Dead as a stage name. He blew his head off and when the guitarist Euronymus came home, he saw Dead lying there on the floor. He went and bought a disposable camera, and took a picture. Said picture is on one of the band's CD's. Anyway, Euro made necklaces from skull fragments, and supposedly the band wore them next time they played. Dead was weird. He never ever laughed or was happy about anything. He would bury his clothes in the ground a few weeks before a show. So they would rot more or less, and wear them onstage. He also had a dead raven in a plastic bag and would sniff the contents before a show. He was fucked up. Funny thing about Mayhem though... When Nthe bassist Varg Vikarness killed Euronymus he went to Norway's prison for 21 years - the maximum sentence for man slaughter. He formed his one man band Burzum while in prison. He was on leave one day and escaped, buying a slew of weapons. The police caught up with him at like 3:30 that night, and put him back in prison. This was a long paragraph, but I JUS' DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

g'evening/mornin'/afternoon, Argus :)

------

one day the world will see that shit-shooters are a sexy breed.

one day.

our day will come.

they'll see. THEY'LL ALL SEE!!!



but untill then...pass me the doritos.
"Account Inactive"

what happened to his account?

oh i see what you did thar. me so stoopid.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/6163821/Prisoner-escapes-jail-in-cardboard-box.html

I LOLed when I read this at another forum I'm in.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/6163821/Prisoner-escapes-jail-in-cardboard-box.html

I LOLed when I read this at another forum I'm in.

I LOLed too!

That's badass.

When Nthe bassist Varg Vikarness killed Euronymus he went to Norway's prison for 21 years - the maximum sentence for man slaughter. He formed his one man band Burzum while in prison.

This is the usual MKS bullshit, Burzum formed long before that, in 1991. Varg released 5 albums before he was imprisoned, and 2 while inside.


"oh please, Mr. Cuckoo....tell us the story about the Mental Melvin again! He would post such extravagant images here!"http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

This is the usual MKS bullshit, Burzum formed long before that, in 1991. Varg released 5 albums before he was imprisoned, and 2 while inside.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

FFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK YOU. Maybe I'm a tad wrong, but don't fucking call me bullshit, you pompous assclown faggot. Just shut the fuck up and never ever talk to me or about me again, you mongoloid waste of space.

Actually, I really love you. It's a defence mechanism on my part to claim you are full of the odourish bullish output. I want your babies!!! Come and inseminate me with your metal swimmers from your little metal rod so I can at last be complete.

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you're a dick, with warts all over it. and lice. and microscopic mites that eat away at your dickskin.

Verily, you have shamed me on my home soil. I bow to your superior witticisms and look forward to making victuals of your man sauce. I await thy entry.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif
Whoah, is it a full moon or something?

i'm never posting in this bloody thread again. ignorant fuck. go ahead and get your laughs out 'cause i won't see or hear them.

http://moviescoremagazine.com/2010/01/elfmans-score-back-in-the-wolfman/
"MovieScore Magazine is reporting that Danny Elfman is back on board THE WOLFMAN (2010) and Paul Haslinger, who replaced Elfman after his score was originally rejected, is now out."

i'm never posting in this bloody thread again. ignorant fuck. go ahead and get your laughs out 'cause i won't see or hear them.


http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif
Whoah, is it a full moon or something?

No bleeders here.

http://moviescoremagazine.com/2010/01/elfmans-score-back-in-the-wolfman/
"MovieScore Magazine is reporting that Danny Elfman is back on board THE WOLFMAN (2010) and Paul Haslinger, who replaced Elfman after his score was originally rejected, is now out."

http://www.3daysleep.com/images/hooray.jpghttp://www.3daysleep.com/images/hooray.jpg

whoa....what was all that about?

making friends are we, Doc? :D

I guess not. My humour is unappreciated.

http://www.texaspopfestival.com/cornycomix/Hmm.JPG

underappreciated....i think you mean underappreciated. ;)

besides...doesn't look like MKS is making too many friends here.

maybe we're all ignorant fucks on FFS!!!!

I'm guessing maybe I shouldn't have mixed that funny looking white shit from the back of the fridge in with my OJ this morning. He antagonises me. I need a happy little cartoon to calm me.
http://www.kartoen.be/cartoons/happysad/hmmhmmhmm.gif

That'll do nicely.

yes...whenever i'm feeling irratated i draw boobies.

very soothing.



the doctors would have a field day if they ever found my notepad....

I'm wearing my vertigo banishing glasses and my umbrella headband right now. Thanks Japan, you make the best useless crap ever.

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank">

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Okay....Christian Clemmensen is fuckin' hilarious....so many people hate him....i love the guy.

http://www.filmtracks.com/scoreboard/index.cgi?read=48039&expand=1

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mornin' fellas

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/3193/mulletmankills.gif

just here for 5 minutes !!

mental.....you've come back to us :D

....and you bring us more disturbing imagery.

you future people are an odd bunch

this Gif makes me feel "spurtsome & squirtsome" !

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/4109/sabrinaoda.gif

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES !

you should be ashamed to show yourself in public. crawl back into your hole and die.

You're not fooling me, Christian Clemmensen is your alter ego.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/5602/55642539.gif

huh !?

no its not.....

this is.
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/3963/37675935726081dab753o.gif

"spurtsome & squirtsome"?
:eye:
eww, man.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

mental.....you've come back to us :D

....and you bring us more disturbing imagery.

you future people are an odd bunch

Just the 5 minutes or so....kinda in the middle of something...and the net is closing in ! heheh

Morning mental! Had breakfast yet?

Morning mental! Had breakfast yet?

anom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

i always make pussy happy

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mornin' fellas

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/3193/mulletmankills.gif

just here for 5 minutes !!

It's time for 5 questions.

breakfast time!!!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/RanZiG/image0011.JPG

wait a minute...that's not a pussy...well...it is...but...well...yeah..........that's not a pussy

It's time for 5 questions.

do we win something?

like....a dinosaur?


oooh...a dinosaur...yeah.....i would be king of the world..................that is until the dinosaur eats me.

You win this.

do we win something?

like....a dinosaur?


oooh...a dinosaur...yeah.....i would be king of the world..................that is until the dinosaur eats me.

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, Man destroys god....

You win this.

i get to suck off a teddy bear?
dude...i don't wanna suck off a teddy bear...you go first.

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, Man destroys god....
we're kinda funny that way, huh?

ok guys my interwebs ain't working properly....

so have a good one....

and heres a few Gifs to mull over... and maybe spritz over if you dig that chix wobbly ass !

laters.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6996/oh1mh0.gif

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/1804/2616.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqTSl4Jme0Y&feature=player_embedded#

This girl knows how to handle balls.


Later mental, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Don't worry, that doesn't limit you in the slightest.

laters Mental :)

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Peter Dinklage....that guy is great.

check out "The Station Agent" if you ever get the chance.

or "Death At A Funeral"

Peter Dinklage....that guy is great.
check out "The Station Agent" if you ever get the chance.
or "Death At A Funeral"


What are they? Films?

This girl has the look of someone who's deep in thought, before thinking deep.

yeah...movies.

that girl looks like she's holding a chestburster.

I think its called a SLUT BUSTER

A STS regular cookie monster is no more.

It's time for 5 questions.


God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, Man destroys god....

Tom's a bit of a strange guy.

comes in here...says a few random things and leaves.

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i like him. :)

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Hello my baby, Hello my honey, hello my rag time gal,
Send me a fly-by-wire, baby my heart's on fire,


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...and then he pulls that out!

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It's your turn to muck out the cage.

would it be wrong to bury her in a shoebox in the backyard after mom accidentally sucks her up in the vacuum cleaner?

...and then he pulls that out!

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Like them? I took those myself.

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was that you that took the star wars foot fetish pics too? or was that someone else...my memory fails me at the moment

Yes that was me.

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http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

ahh yes...i saw that too.

kinda weird.....fuckin' hilarious.

BILF


no...wait...i meant this

is he saying "oink mine gut"?

EDIT: all right...all right...lame joke...I know.

I'm tired.

more boobies!!!

It's a good thing I can scroll down to hide the Bean face or that might have disturbed me.

jesus....lol.

all right...i think i'm just laughing as much as I am right now, because I'm sleep deprived.

I'm heading off for some shut eye.

niters.

It's an epidemic. Save me someone.

http://www.funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=MrBeansSister.jpg

you can tie my pork down...just don't touch my beans

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it said 'cock'

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Shoot The Shit's joined facebook......whether it works out or is a colossal failure we'll see.......

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shoot-The-Sht-Fanpage/220273423016?ref=ts

maybe we'll try MySpace later...it seems to be more preferred by the STS regulars.

Cyanide & Happiness..........and it moves and talks now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2b8ENc_Ak

I still don't have facebook.
You know what? Facebook has a dumb name. What does the book of faces even mean?
Facebook, the more you say it the stupider it sounds.
I don't know, maybe I'll get over it and open an account soon.
If they named it Nomicon I would have joined it yesterday.
Yeah.

i eat Nomicons for breakfast.

...it usually results in an interdimensional shit later on that day.

The Electric Boogaloo doesn't seem to be Booging or Alooging in the past 24 hrs.

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the jesus has been acting a might bit weird lately, hasn't he?

Come on there, come on there,
There we are come push push,
And there we go.

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank">

<a href="http://s834.photobucket.com/albums/zz261/View_Meister/Costumes/?action=view¤t=eb22a7ece2193c278c530a82630a615b.jpg" target="_blank">

i'm not entirely sure what is going on in that picture.

what are they holding?

i'm not entirely sure what is going on in that picture.

what are they holding?

Blow up dolls I believe.

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Shooting the shit, old school style.

that's how Grandpa used to "shoot the shit"

oh the stories he told.

woman in bathing suits that showed their upper arms.

pictures of Popeye eying Bluto in lustful ways.

a monkey with a potentially dirty diaper on.

a black man holding hands with a white woman.

dirty stuff for those days.

Don't forget the naked piano legs. Seems we're the only thread on the go at the present time. STS is for the die hards.

Hang on, Popeye eyeing Bluto? And not Olive?

nah....i couldn't sleep.

went to bed around 1:30am.....rolled around for an hour and a half.....said fuck it....gotta be up in less than 3 hours.

I think it has something to do with knowing I have a 12 hour shift today :)

Nasty, 12 hours is almost half a day (hang on - WTF) I've had about 4 hours myself. Will catch some before I go out later.

Hang on, Popeye eyeing Bluto? And not Olive?

Olive Oyl would be as much as trying to fuck a screecy broomstick.

I put my money down on Bluto........or Wimpy.

very plush fellows indeed. :erm:

hey...atleast I didn't say Sweet Pea.

Nasty, 12 hours is almost half a day (hang on - WTF) I've had about 4 hours myself. Will catch some before I go out later.

yeah....it's gonna be a loooonnnng day......my Friday night will either end in going to sleep right after work or getting so trashed I sleep until Monday :D

I plan on doing the latter. I did that last week, or was it the week before? Whatever weekend I wasn't on for a few days, and mental was here and I missed all the quality depravity. But I had a nice Rip Van sleep. :)

so this guy has been cast as the next Conan



the next Barbarian......not Tonight Show host. :rolleyes:

Conan the Rastafari? Jah ousts Crom as the god of choice? Hmm. I'll reserve judgement. I'm a Conan fan boy, so I hope its good. Any idea who the Dir is?

no one else has been cast.

however they seem to be trying to get MIckey Rourke for Conan's Father ? hmm...maybe.

Mickey rocks! That's a good call. Keep me posted if you hear anything else.

I'd like to think this is just a regular boiled egg that maybe fell in a dusty corner and got covered in pet hair, but somehow I don't think its working for me.

god dammit, man

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Its horrible, isn't it? It's like a car crash, you can't help but look. Here's a nice pic of a kitten to banish it's goosepimpled hairiness from your fragile mind.



Back in 5, got something in the oven. It should be dead by now, but have to check.

Required Reading for all the kids

That's just too weird. And why is there a little Dutch girl carrying a pail in the background? Is it a Jack and Jill story with an even more unhappy ending?

Kids are wise the that "masturbation makes you go blind" crap, but this guy obviously took things a little too far.

when i was a 6 year old kid i wanted a dog so bad, I thought if I masturbated enough I would go blind and get a seeing eye dog.

when i was a 6 year old kid i wanted a dog so bad, I thought if I masturbated enough I would go blind and get a seeing eye dog.

That's tragic. Did it work? No, don't answer that. I retract my impulsive stupidness. Imagine if you fapped 20 hours a day, you may have got a seeing dinosaur.

I've often wondered how they did that.

i'm not sure if i should try to get 2hrs sleep or not.

i know bloody well, 2hrs will just make things worse.....but my bed looks so comfy right now.


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Was on the phone. Those are cool. Did you shop any of those, or find them all online?

Just found 'em all online.

I thought this was cool. Kinda creepy too. Evil hair day.

you get these pics when you image google "budarc":

I didn't believe you, so I tried it, and it's true. :) :) Priceless.



This isn't one. Just liked it.

BOOOOOAHHHH!!!!!!

oh....um....how nice......digitally manipulated pubic hair tapestries.

Interesting. I googled "disturbing pictures" and I'm wondering why now. Try it, what the hell is happened that chick on the second row of page one? Did she hump an elephant?

This is one that is suitable for all.

holy fuck....that had to be shopped.....that's just too gross.

did you scroll down the rest of the page of the website that pic was from?

fuck man....i'm not going to sleep now.

I scrolled... I scrolled... Arrggh!

you will never look at forks the same way again :)

I'm glad I've finished eating already. Why would anyone do that?
To help my sanity I googled "happy pictures". Yay! Got these happy little guys.



and this



and finally

strange things help your *ahem* sanity.

I'm beginning to think you're not really a doctor are you, Doc?

erm... shhh.

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it was the syringe that kinda tipped me off

Hey, it's my syringe. I remember where I left it, and I wondered where that girl had gone. What were you doing that you found it? You're not a proctologist, are you?

i found it in dangling out of my left ass check when I woke up in the hospital basement again with more missing patches of hair missing.

Ah, that would be my underling then, she likes to shave bits off for trophies. On thursdays she likes to snip other things that dangle so be thankful for a little bald patch. There's not much call for court eunuchs anymore.

i snipped 'em off myself :)

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anyways....i'm gonna get an early start......i'll probably be in and out during the day.

okay, have fun in your 12 hour stint

i'm off in a few minutes.....but who could resist monkey love?

The sensitive side of STS shines like a pearl in shit.

The pink fleece is what raises it above your average funny. http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

that one pic of Doc's in the top left hand corner reminds of a stupid thought that often crosses my mind....

"how often do blind people step in dog shit?"

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once i saw this guy walk face first right into a closing door..........i let out a loud "Ha ha....woops!!!!" by pure instinct.....he turned around and i saw that he was blind......i felt terrible.

2 years later though, I think it's kinda funny.

oh yeah...i'm deaf in one ear....just incase that last "Edit" seemed really insensitive.

I hate you Robe Lowe.

Just for you Cuckoo, you sly dog ;)



Cuckoos rule~

Wow, they cast the Conan movie. And it's the dred dude from fargate atlanta. Wow.
I saw Marcus Nispel once at wondercon and had a seat right down in front. I was excited to see behind the scenes stuff from Pathfinder. Marcus Nispel is one crazy German. In his clip he showed his ass when he dropped his drawers for an injection because he had gotten sick while filming. I can't get Marcus Nispel's big white flippy ass out of my mind when I think of him.

He's a funny dude and has a real passion for this barbarian warrior stuff. I'm glad he's finally making his Conan flick and we finally have real news of it moving forward. Pathfinder wasn't the best movie, but it had a really great look and mood anyway. The story sounds interesting too and I hope this thing isn't a real stinker. Praise Crom.

I'm so hungry I could eat an Octorok.


"I speak for the trees!"

Just for you Cuckoo, you sly dog ;)


i'm blushing...nice.

I don't know what that is....but i like it.

after a hella long day, that's just what i needed to see......a shout out from Neg :)

i need a movie to unwind to and possibly fall asleep to as well.......any recommendations, kids?

EDIT: nevermind....i'm gonna grab me some "1408"

I haven't seen it....but Stephen King himself said it scared him and it's based on his own story! it's gotta be good :)

How about some nice Jim Jarmusch?

Dead Man

On the run after murdering a man, accountant William Blake encounters a strange Indian named "Nobody" who prepares him for his journey into the spiritual world.

Imbd
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112817/
http://stagevu.com/video/yqkbfzqnbjhi

Or
1- http://stagevu.com/video/iytvobkwsodb
2- http://stagevu.com/video/wyyigpyzrbzw

Or
1- http://www.mystream.to/file-1317347-...iesecke.Tk.avi
2- http://www.mystream.to/file-1317353-...iesecke.Tk.avi

Or
1- http://filebase.to/files/713034/Dead...iesecke.Tk.avi
2- http://filebase.to/files/714249/Dead...esecke.Tk.avi#

Anyone happen to have Ms. Boone's number ??

Hi fellas.

i see all my hard work via that f**kin-tinypic has all been for diddly-squat ! damn pic nazis.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9783/badkiss.gif <<< bukakke clean-up-man ! heheheh

speakin' of nazis...

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1908/hitler02.gif heheheh

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4601/hitler04.gif LMFAO http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5140/hitler01.gif
lol

ok guys....

another time.

laters

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How about some nice Jim Jarmusch?
Dead Man


Dead Man....great movie.

you keep expecting Tom Waits to show up in it...but he never does.


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ha ha....i just finished it.

Shrine is 1408

is Popeye going to be crucified?.......interesting.

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who paints these and why is there a market for them?

These are my favorites. I want framed copies myself...

i want this one....i like the bright colors. :)

i'm not sure, but I don't think i'm being sarcastic.

I like that one too. One for every room in the house!

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that Running Jesus is fantastic.....i love that one guys WTF face.

Go Jesus, GO!
I came across this one and I considered not posting it, but I find it funny.

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you're sick

If anyone else here cares, this man is getting his scary ass back in the directors chair, for new movie The Ward. I'm smiling. Lets not mention that last abortion he produced and remember such greats as The Thing, and They Live. Hopefully he scores the music too with old pal Alan Howarth.

you're sick


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I dunno about John Carpenter.

I really like Halloween, The Thing and They Live....but that's it.

everything else I've seen that he's done...well...to put it blunty...sucked.

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Awesome.
Yeah Carpenter is coming back. I enjoyed Ghosts of Mars and Vampires.
I'm a fan.

i got about 30 minutes into Ghost Of Mars and shut it off.

and Vampires?

atleast there was James Woods and Sheryl Lee.

I dunno about John Carpenter.
I really like Halloween, The Thing and They Live....but that's it.
everything else I've seen that he's done...well...to put it blunty...sucked.

Heresy. May a thousand camels shit in your tent as you sleep.
Ghosts of Mars is the only one I didn't enjoy. I love all his other stuff. Assault on Precinct 13 is Rio Bravo remade.

I see the dynamic data is getting good use.

CARPENTER. FUCK YEAH.

Yeah James Woods, Vampires was O.K.
See you haven't seen Ghosts of Mars yet, so you don't know. It could have been your mood. It's a bit of a slow starter, but later a Balloon crashes and you find out what the Ghosts of Mars are.

Camel Shit



hmm...not as bad as I imagined it would be.........i say bring it on!

Is that the new Damien Hurst piece?

today was hangover movie day.....

started at 9am with 1408...not a bad little flick....

then I lay on the couch and watched Spidey 2 & 3 on TV.....for some reason they didn't play 1.

Then i watched Defiance...

....and I just finished INglorious Basterds.....meh......it was okay.....better than most Tarantino movies.

I have movie marathons like that. 1408 at 9am? Isn't that a horror movie? I keep horror for night time. The Orphanage isn't a bad horror if you don't mind subtitles. It's has a real old school feel, like the Omen or something, more about tension and atmosphere than shocks.

This friendly little chap is in it.

yeah....1408 is a horror.....9am.....yeah. I usually save the horror movies for night too. I thought about that 30 minutes into the movie...figuired, fuck...I'm this far into the movie, may as well keep going.

THe Orphanage is great too.

Doc keeps PM-ing with clips of German Lesbian porn that he's dubbed in with his own voice.

very unsettling.

I squeezed my balls to get the high pitched female tones. No need to say Danke!

that's even more unsettling

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Stop visualising my balls, dammit!

this one's too big! this one's too small!

....this one's just right :)

Okay, I can't look at any more of these search results. It's a little after 10 am here. Too early for a scrotum assault on my poor eyes. Hey, that reminds me, I ahven't had breakfast yet. Back in 5.

edit: it was the "10am" that reminded me NOT the scrotum.

mmm...breakfast scrotums.

almost as good as bacon.

Bacon Hitler will recruit you with statements like that.

Bacon Hitler can chew on my panfried scrote

Still with the eating weird shit theme, have you saw this film?

I'm going to do a write up on it sometime, when I can bring myself to watch it again. It's nausea inducing at times, but great.

This has NOT the Elfman score, but the usual asshole friendly various artists soundtrack.

The Alice in Wonderland Soundtrack (http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendid=438372074&blogid=525529050)

@Dr Faustus: Did you watch Dumpling on the net or DVD? If you watched it on the net can you link me please? I've heard of the movie and reading about it nauseates me but I'd still like to give it a watch, thanks.

Sorry Asamiya, I have it on DVD. There is a short version of it available on the "3 Extremes" compilation too, but the longer version has more story and a different ending. I have a friend that can convert it to an AVI but I don't see him that often. I can ask him to do it for you and put it on mediafire or someplace if you want?

Also it may need to be split into separate RAR's and you'd need to tell me how to do that.

Haha, I don't know how to split .rar or any of that stuff. Also it kind of sounds like the movie is one of those you watch once and never see it again. Just to say you saw it. Is the movie really that messed up?

It was a release from Tartan Asia Extreme in my country, and it's pretty fierce to watch. It's the subject matter which is a bit eugh, but it's actually very well filmed. I take it you know what the dumplings are (I won't say for the benefit of others). There are some great performances from the leads (Tony Leung is always good imo) and it's worth a watch for more than the imfamous nature it's associated with. The ending is shocking. Very!