You notice how confusing it gets when there's more than two people at a time, though? All the posts start getting disorganized and three separate conversations ensue.

As opposed to when there's just one person posting by himself. :-P

...and some jackass farts and everybody tries to blame someone else........this way there we only have eachother to blame for the rancid smell of flatulence.

Actually...since we're all pretty much in our own respective spaces...if you smell a fart, then it was probably you, wasn't it? ;)

shhh....the kids don't know that. :rolleyes:

LOL....you google our names the laughing data head shows up in images.... :loldata: :loldata:

Oh God, don't google my name, man. I haven't taken down those nude pictures yet...

I'm serious, cuckoo. Don't do it! Don't push the red button!

:rolleyes:

we get endless pages of score and soundtrack album covers plus other members avatar pics.......disappointing.....but i got a pic of Sean Kingston so yay me.....and some fucker's using cuckoo77 as part of their hp address for some gay looking website......it shames me :(

.....and some fucker's using cuckoo77 as part of their hp address for some gay looking website......it shames me :(

Ooh, link please?

lol....somebody else uses the same name that has these sweet little innocent pics and websites....then you have my things, like Sunnyville, all the posts here and whatnot........so in a way, both cuckoo77's are dragging eachother through the mud. :loldata:

Heh. Luckily, when you google my name, the only thing that comes up is Travels with Bud: Arc de Triomphe (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze4rj8j/TOURISTBUD/arc.htm).

fuck this site....fuck it in it's asshole with a big rubber dick

http://cuckoo77.qzone.qq.com/

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

I can't even read half that crap! Catchy theme song, though. ;)

EDIT: Aw damn...that website just froze my browser. Freakin' spam site...

EDIT 2: Yet, for some reason, I just clicked it again to hear that song...

i didn't even turn my speakers on to hear it......but yeah...the damned thing froze everything.....what's the song like? it must be worth clicking on again

Heh. Luckily, when you google my name, the only thing that comes up is Travels with Bud: Arc de Triomphe (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze4rj8j/TOURISTBUD/arc.htm).



lol....best quote ever:

"The people in Paris were very friendly. They kept asking Bud questions and touching him. He didn't mind that but because he doesn't understand"

Appropriate as always, cuckoo.

:loldata:

By the way, uh, while we're here, we might as well start the show. :-P

By the way, I just wanted to introduce a new style change to "The budarc & cuckoo show." Judging from the backlash from our last episode, certain persons (hint: his name rhymes with "rocks") have deemed our material too offensive and controversial for general consumption. I would like to apologize to them and to anyone who found our last show unpleasant and in poor taste. I would also like to take this time to make a David Letterman-esque apology to Ms. Miley Cyrus for the uncouth comments I made regarding her nubile, underage body.




Miley, we are truly sorry for the hurtful things we said. Your music is great. =)

So, from now on, I'm taking a new direction with my comedy...no more profanity, no more rude humor, no more offensive jabs at the unwilling public. In fact, I'm seriously considering changing the name of this thread to "shoot the gab," and I'm going to edit all my individual posts for offensive content (oh boy, this'll take awhile...). My aim is to make this thread appropriate for the whole family...that's right, Uncle Henry, Aunt Ruth, and Little Joey can all gather around together in the living room to read the wonderous musings of budarc and cuckoo! :)

Because, let's face it, folks. Free speech has gotten way out of control. People shouldn't be allowed to say whatever they want, as it may cause undue harm and distress to other people. There should be limitations on our First Amendment Rights, and I'm here to fight the cause. (By the way, none of this applies to you, cuckoo. You're a Canadian. ;))

One more shout-out to our last guest, Mr. Alex Chaplin, whom I treated extremely rudely at our first interview. I am sincerely apologetic, sir. You are a very good actor. :D

:loldata:

And on with the show!

*cuckoo staggers onto the stage half-empty whiskey bottle in hand*

did i ever tell you

(burp)

did i ever tell you about time the.....the time.................hey, budarc....did i ever tell you about the time i........

*cuckoo staggers back to where he came from*

*pulls cuckoo aside*

Oh Jesus, cuckoo...you came to work drunk again? Oh God, nothing good can come from this......okay, let's just try to take it from the top...

*back to the show*

So, uh...how 'bout those Bears? :D (nervous)

Uh, cuckoo...?

*looks backstage*

Oh shoot...he's passed out again...um...

And now for a word from our sponsors! :D (more nervous)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Cuq-BueEs

*cuckoo is slow to answer*

Bears?

fuck the bears.....they masturbate on tv you know?

fucking masturbating bears touching their bare bear parts.

*cuckoo starts masturbating on stage*

I apologize for the content of that last commercial. I can see how it may be construed as "offensive" to some of our younger viewers. Apparently our censors failed to view the commercial its entir---

OH MY SWEET JESUS! CUCKOO! YOU CAN'T POST THAT! THAT'S...THAT'S OFFENSIVE! AND MORE THAN THAT, THAT'S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!

Johnson...get our lawyers on the phone...yes, that's right, Williams, Beltrami & Elfman!

Uh... :D (even more nervous)

SWEET JESUS! CUCKOO! STOP SNICKERING YOUR DOODLE ON STAGE!

snicker snicker snicker.......

doodle doodle doodle.....

jesus jesus jesus....

jesus snickerdoodles

Technical difficulties, folks. Technical difficulties.

Here, please watch this short educational video while we sort out...er...inconsistencies! :D (sweating profusely)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHVeK0wp7I

HOLY FUCK!

CUCKOO? YOU CHANGED THE EDUCATIONAL VIDEO ON ME? PLEASE, FOLKS, DON'T CLICK ON THAT LINK!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!

Oh my God, I am profusely sorry for dropping the F-bomb right then...I didn't mean it...oh God, cuckoo, what have you gotten me into... :(

Hey you guys!

Looks like you could use my help! :)

*cuckoo looks at Mew-Mew*

what the fuck?

I'm here to make all things right in the world because I love you! :)

hey you guys

looks like you could use my help



Hi there! :)

Well, aren't you the cutest little thing. :)

This is EXACTLY what we needed on this show. A little bit of wholesome cuteness. ;) Welcome to the show, Mew-Mew.

*cuckoo looks at budarc*

did you bring this little shit here?

I'm here to make all things right in the world because I love you

I, um, love you too, Mew-Mew. Wow, what a cute little green outfit you have there! What are you, a leprechaun? Haw haw haw haw!

*chokes cuckoo on the side*

*cuckoo looks at budarc*

did you bring this little shit here?

No...uh...I thought you invited him? Her? It?

Hi budarc! You know what? I love you.:)

And i love you too, cuckoo77.:)

I love all of you here!:)

YAY!!!!:)

What? what is this? is this a joke budarc?

Oh cuckoo77. You're so silly you make me smile:)

Hi budarc! You know what? I love you.

and i love you too, cuckoo.

I love all of you here!

YAY!!!!

Wow...that's, um. That's great, Mew-Mew. I'm sure we all love you, too...

So, uh, how'd you find us?

What? what is this? is this a joke budarc?

Don't look at me, man. Honestly, I'm a little freaked out.

Wow...that's, um. That's great, Mew-Mew. I'm sure we all love you, too...

So, uh, how'd you find us?

I heard somebody needed a big huggy wuggy so i answered your sad wittle facey waceys:)

Uh...huh?

God, you're so fucking cute, I almost want to squeeze your little neck!

Er...excuse me for that outburst.

oh Budarc Don't be silly willy. Come here you need a hug :)

dude, seriously....can i hit this thing?

Cuckoo77
Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the happy bed this happy morning
I think you need a hug before buddy wuddy:)

dude, seriously....can i hit this thing?

Um...

Yes.

Please.

You've got to admit though, the damn thing is pretty cute.

*cuckoo hides behind budarc*

dude....hit it....kill it....DO SOMETHING!!!!!

Here comes the hug-wug monster, you silly willys! Roar! :)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

There's only one way to fight cuteness...with more cuteness.

Allow me...

:kirbyinhale:

Ohhh!!! It's my bestest fwiend in the whole wide world! Kirby!!!! He always gets a hug!!!:)

:kirbyinhale: (|====8

*cuckoo looks at budarc*
*cuckoo looks at Mew-Mew*
*cuckoo looks back to budarc*

sorry, I gotta do it.

*cuckoo lines up and kicks Mew-Mew past the horizon like a football*

scary little puke

Wow. That was...odd, to say the least.

You think he/she/it's really gone for good?

*cuckoo's face turns white*

bu----bu......buh......bu------

*he rapidly taps budarc on the shoulder and points behind budarc*

Well that wasn't a friend thing to do:)

Friends hug:)

OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's it...there's only one way to dispatch cuteness. And that's with a little hard-assed racial humor. Sorry it had to come to this, people. Believe it or not, this is for the integrity of our show! =-O

A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother and says "Look Momma, I'm a white boy." His mother slaps him hard on the face and says "Boy, go show your Daddy." The boy goes into the living room and says "Look Daddy, I'm a white boy." His Daddy slaps him on the face, too and says, "Boy, go show your grandmother." So the boy goes to see his grandma and says "Look Granny, I'm a white boy." She slaps him on the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "Well, did you learn something from all this?" The boy shakes his head and says "I sure nuff did, I've only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people".

NOOO!!!!

That's not love!

That's where the no-no things come from!:)

Heeeeeyyyy why can't I write in colour too?

Oh wait...

Tadaaa!!

I would like to profusely, profusely apologize for all the offensive shit that has gone on in the last couple of pages...god damn it, I'm sorry, not shit..."crap"...this seriously wasn't supposed to go this way...I have pages and pages of wholesome jokes about priests and gardeners that I was supposed to tell...

You're just a bad bad no no man, Mister Budarc:(

A bad bad no no man and i shake my finger at you!

But after i want to give you a hug!:)

this is fuckin' insane.

Mew-Mew. You know what? Why don't you go...

Suck... :kirbyinhale:

My...


DICK. 8===D


(apologies to all)

Hello Miss Laei:)

i bet you need a huggy wuggy from Mew-Mew:)

I'm going to be sick....seriously sick.....get this thing out of here

Heeeeeyyyy why can't I write in colour too?

Oh wait...

Tadaaa!!

Laei! Hi! Here's hoping you can "class" things up for us. Heeeh.. :)

http://forums.ffshrine.org/customavatars/avatar340981_1.gif

That mother fucking thing is so cute I want to fucking kill it. :mad:

Son of a bitch...

FUCK

Isn't this sooooo cute? don't you want to hug it too?

http://very-bored.com/pics2/cuteanimals/cute-animals-1.JPG

*cuckoo needs another barf bag....this one is full*

Holy fucking shit...I'm going to throw up, cuckoo. Where's that whiskey bottle you had? Break it... Seriously, gouge that fucker's throat.

I am SO sorry, folks... :-\

Laei! Hi! Here's hoping you can "class things up" for us. Heeeh.. :)

Er... not today I'm affraid. Bad mood ^^'

Oh cuckoo77, you just need to know what it's like to be loved by a friend. I love you cuckoo77!:)

Er... not today I'm affraid. Bad mood ^^'


That's okay...

I'm having a bad day, too. :notgood:

Holy shit, we're going to get so cancelled...

Er... not today I'm affraid. Bad mood ^^'


Bad mood? too bad.....

shitty day all around then

:)Smile! It's Free!:)

I am going to shove my foot so far up your ass, the only thing you're going to be doing is whistling dixie...out of your asshole. You fucking THING. KILL IT!

Why do you have to be so mean when the world is so nice, Mister Budarc and Mister Cuckoo77?:)

All right...god damn it. I can't fight it anymore.

It's come to this.

Guys, please look away.

Uh...Mew-Mew? I have a special little surprise for you! :) It's something sunshiny and special and rainbow-colored all around! :) You want to see it? Just click here...

(NSFW...I'm not kidding, guys)

I don't see anything, Mister Budarc.:)

actually i don't either.

Click again.

I don't understand, why is that lady hugging those wormy wormys in the shower?:)

Are you fucking serious? Those are tentacles up her yoohoo! You fuckin pussy!

*sigh*

If at first you don't succeed...then try, try again.

This is going to get ugly, folks. Little Joey, I suggest you turn off the computer and do your homework.

wow....this is surreal

Hah-hah Mister Budarc is so funny.

I am a pussycat.:)

:rolleyes:

Yes...you are a pussycat. :)

Here, I'd like to introduce you to another pussy you may like... :D

:angel:

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Don't click it, Laei!!!!!!!! :()



Yes, we're going to get cancelled folks. BUT THE HELL WITH IT! We had a good run...

:shock:

wow....i can actually smell the cancellation

What is that, MIster Budarc sir?

Is that an alien? :)

Yes, it is, Mew-Mew. yes, it is.

I give up. :(

I quit.

Yes, it is, Mew-Mew. yes, it is.

I give up. :(

I quit.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?! I DON'T LIKE THOSE!!!!!! MAKE THEM GO AWAY!!!!!

wha?

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Don't click it, Laei!!!!!!!! :()


XD
(very contructive comment, I know. I'm tired, I can't react well. And no, I didn't click ^^)

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Why are you laughing, you son of a bitch? That means you'll have to do this show alone! :-P

Seriously, how can we get rid of that motherfucking cutey kitty?

:loldata:

these?

:loldata:

these?

:loldata:

NOOOO!!!!!!!

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

Okay, you asked for it.

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Take that you fucking pussy assed mother fucking PUSSY ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKING CRAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did i mention this is surreal?

FUCK YOU!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY!!!! FUCK YOU AND THE SHIT ON YOUR ASSHOLE!!!!! YOU AND CUCKOO77 ARE COCKSUCKERS!!!! FUCKING BITCH-FACED COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!

did i mention this is surreal?

Yes, it sorta is.

By the way, to the "under 18" ages in the crowd...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

*cuckoo watches Mew-Mew start to bubble*

wow....you wake up in the morning and think your day is going to be normal......but this?

Yeah, who knew a laughing Data head would cause Mew-Mew to bubble up and melt like Stripe at the end of Gremlins?

Wow, those laughing heads are really powerful...

I'LL BE BACK!!!!!! YOU FUCKERS WILL SEE!!!!! MY DAY WILL COME!!!!! MY DAY WILL COME!!!!!!!!!!:)

speechless....absolutely speechless

Well, that was fun...in a not-so-fun, unpleasant and uncomfortably painful way. And now back to our regularly scheduled program...

Which was...what? Oh yeah, this shit. :p

i'm still....just.....wow............leftfield much?

I'm not sure what the hell happened, but somehow I don't feel I succeeded in my mission to clean this place up...... *sigh* I guess it's just as well.

Hey, did that pussy picture really come up for you? All I got was an error thumbnail.

i didn't look......seriously.......i've learned to not look at most of the pictures posted here

Good point...good point.

So...uh...it's quiet around here now, huh?

it's back to normal......normal for here

Hmm. Well.

Interesting.

*coughs*

*cuckoo walks over to the steaming pile of goo that was once Mew-Mew*

it stinks

*pokes it with a stick*

so was that a he or a she?

I think it was a shit monster. So...'it.' 'She-it.'

*scratches ass*

So, um...

*making small talk*

I can't wait till I get paid next week. Seriously, I just checked my bank account. What the hell am I supposed to do with 35 cents? That's good for like half a Top Ramen.

i had my last box of Kraft Dinner for lunch.....i'm looking at a fridge full of condiments now......not yum.

Well, I guess that means one thing...

We're eating Mew-Mew for dinner for the next week.

You really think it was serious about swearing revenge on us? It'll probably do havok to our intestinal lining...

Well, I guess that means one thing...

We're eating Mew-Mew for dinner for the next week.

You really think it was serious about swearing revenge on us? It'll probably do havok to our intestinal lining...

*cuckoo looks at Mew-Mew...bleech :(*

Pan fried or BBQ-ed?

I'm sure if we put enough BBQ sauce on it, it'll taste like chicken! That...or a big pile of gooey shit.

doesn't smell like chicken......smells like...like....cinnamon vanilla?

fuckin' little shit even smells cute all boiled up in a pile of goop

Heh heh. It was cute, wasn't it? :)

Maybe we shouldn't have killed it. :(

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

little fucker killed itself....should have known better not to come here.........

I think it was a little convenient, though, that he came here at a time when I was renouncing my past sins and trying to start anew.

Almost like the fucking thing was trying to teach me a lesson.

You know what? FUCK IT. I'm tired of apologizing for my own brand of stupidity/humor. If people don't like it, they can go fuck themselves. Seriously, they can grab their dick and insert it up their tight cookie-hole, if you catch my SUBTLE, NOT-AT-ALL APPARENT MEANING!

Oh, and another thing:



I want to fuck this bitch up her tight wet asshole.

FUCK BITCH PUSSY SHIT COCK DAMN WHORE CRAP SHIT PISS BALLS DICK RIMJOB WHORE SHIT FUCK DAMN CRAP PUSSY PUSSY CUNT HOLE DICK!!!!!!!!!!!

Good night, everybody! :D

*audience applause*

*cuckoo puts his face in his palm*

dude....no.


The stage lights dim and the curtain closes

Gotta go out with a bang. Or a cancellation. Which one of the two was it...?

:loldata:

Blame it on the DayQuil... I do.

a little bit of a....a little bit of b.....and a whole LOTTA C!!!!!!!

and c is for what? :naughty: well.....i guess it could be for two things actually....whatever rocks your boat then. :naughty:

Good show, good show... :rolleyes:

:loldata:

The C is either for Crap or for Cunt. This show had both. A shoot-the-shit exclusive first!

and we killed kittens on this one!!!!!

My God... I posted both a pic of tentacle rape and a human vagina and it took...data's laughing head to get rid of it?

Man oh man...if only our mothers knew what we were doing while we were at work.

if only my district manager knew what i was doing while i was at work.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

And finally...if only I knew what I was doing at work... I've been here 8 hours and I haven't done a damn thing!

Time to clock out soon... :naughty:

I think our last viewer quit this board... My deepest condolences to Laei, who I hope we haven't scared away.

And to Mew-Mew...she smells like vanilla, but she tastes like roadkill. Yum yum...bottom's up.

I'm seriously considering going back and editing some of those posts, but what would be the fun in that? :-P

She'll be back...it's morning where she is....i think she's watches the shit show while she eats breakfast for a few minutes and takes off for the day.....unless Mew-Mew was too much.

This thread doesn't even need a sticky....we always manage to keep up top on the GD list :)

She'll be back...it's morning where she is....i think she's watches the shit show while she eats breakfast for a few minutes and takes off for the day.....unless Mew-Mew was too much.

What about you, cuckoo? Taking off for the night...or you already at home?

EDIT: This thread is sticky enough as it is...

I'm not working for a few days....my back's all buggered up.....it renders me useless in the kitchen..............still going to go in for a few hours this weekend to do fuckin' shipment orders though.

gives me time to do some work on computer stuff i've been meaning to do (that isn't this here), like my blogs and some uploading........if my back can take the chair i'm sitting in for much longer.

EDIT: This thread is sticky enough as it is...

ewww.

I'm not working for a few days....my back's all buggered up.....it renders me useless in the kitchen..............still going to go in for a few hours this weekend to do fuckin' shipment orders though.

gives me time to do some work on computer stuff i've been meaning to do (that isn't this here), like my blogs and some uploading........if my back can take the chair i'm sitting in for much longer.

Sorry to hear that. How did you fuck it up?

I should have taken the day off (I've been sneezing and leaking all night), but I figured, hey, free money, right? Where else can I get paid for shooting the shit? ;)

Sorry to hear that. How did you fuck it up?

I should have taken the day off (I've been sneezing and leaking all night), but I figured, hey, free money, right?

Where else can I go to get paid for shooting the shit? ;)

i picked up an empty garbage can, turned around and put it down........it was in bad shape to begin with, it's just little things that do it now.....i must have twisted a little too fast or something.

It hurts like a son of a bitch though, i'm NOT being a wuss, that throbbing pain you know?.......makes it hard to sleep or do anything really.

leaking? that's really gross man...........sucks to be sick in the summer time. Are those allergies or a cold?

Sorry about that. :-( Take it easy, man. Get some rest.

Me? I gotta go...my relief's here. I'll see you tomorrow...

If this place is still around tomorrow, that is. :-P



Good night!

:loldata:

Goodnight, Creepy old woman in the corner of the room!

http://www.bookpage.com/9705bp/images/goodnightmoonart.gif

and for the rest of you, all 0 of you, I'll still be around for the next hour or so to answer any questions, comments, complaints or criticism. :)

I'm still here... I just don't know what to answer to this display of pure shitness. You'd need a lot more to scare me off ^^

"pure shitness?"

that's probably the best i've heard all day.......

"pure shitness?"

that's probably the best i've heard all day.......

:-D

we aim for "pure shitness".....i guess it was successful.

O:]

...actually successful is too good a word for it.....we barely passed with a C average. :-P

leaking? that's really gross man...........sucks to be sick in the summer time. Are those allergies or a cold?

I guess it's a cold...it started (coincidentally) around the same time we ended the last show...and now tonight I've got a hell of a migraine. I don't know what it is about shooting the shit that takes so much out of me. Anyway, I've taken an overdose of NyQuil, so that's the final nail in the coffin. Now I'm just waiting for it to kick in. ;P

we aim for "pure shitness".....i guess it was successful.

O:]

...actually successful is too good a word for it.....we barely passed with a C average. :-P

A C average...is that for cunt or crap?

The whole night is a blur... :loldata:

C is for caca for cuckoo puffs.......err...yuck.....cuckoo puffs sound like little birdy droppings.

You'd need a lot more to scare me off ^^

More? MORE?

AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p

What more can we possibly do to outdo ourselves, cuckoo? That's a mind puzzler right there. :itsamystery:

C is for caca for cuckoo puffs.......err...yuck.....cuckoo puffs sound like little birdy droppings.

I was going to say...back when you were telling us your origin story...it's a good thing you didn't see a piece of shit with a sign next to it that said "dead caca." Otherwise right now you'd be caca77.

:loldata:

Goo goo g'joob!

More? MORE?

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p

What more can we possibly do to outdo ourselves? That's a mind puzzler right there. :itsamystery:

I'm way above you, you can't touch me XD
Seriously, crap flies so often over my head that I don't even notice it anymore.

I'm way above you, you can't touch me XD
Seriously, crap flies so often over my head that I don't even notice it anymore.

Hmm, you must work in politics. :loldata:

Anyway, it's good to know that we don't offend the womenfolk in our audience. Lord knows we try. ;)

Fuckin' NyQuil...KICK IN!

*hits self repeatedly over the head with a frying pan*
*woozy*

I was going to say...back when you were telling us your origin story...it's a good thing you didn't see a piece of shit with a sign next to it that said "dead caca." Otherwise right now you'd be caca77.

:loldata:

Goo goo g'joob!

hmmm...i've never even thought of that.....caca77.....wow......so close.....it's like knowing your parents almost named you Neville

Seriously, crap flies so often over my head that I don't even notice it anymore.

then you fit in just perfectly here.......not only does shit fly over my head all the time, it pratically hits me in the face before I get it.....and even then.

hmmm...i've never even thought of that.....caca77.....wow......so close.....it's like knowing your parents almost named you Neville

It's little gems like this that are only discovered when you're high on cold medicines. :rolleyes:

Seriously, dude, you should take that Vicodin for your back now. It'll help you..........relax.

*yawns*
*budarc drifts slowly into drowsy state*

I've been popping the pain killers like I'm tricking or treating......not much other than a loopy head, the pain hasn't gone away, but my head's a little loopy. I'll have to wait 'till tommorrow to get the prescription pain killers.

Anyway, it's good to know that we don't offend the womenfolk in our audience. Lord knows we try. ;)

Define "womenfolk" ^^

I'm feeling..............tiiiiired................

Goodbye, caca77 and Princess Leia............

Coo-coo ca-choo...

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......

Oh no, pink elephants on parade!

Define "womenfolk" ^^

:-Pbudarc.....i'd chose your words wisely.

:-Pbudarc.....i'd chose your words wisely.

Um.........folk who are women?

Am I missing the joke here or what? :-P

??????????????????????????????????????

would you call us manfolk? i've never heard that expression.....manfolk.

Go to bed, you sick guy.....sick guys don't get better "shooting the shit"

would you call us manfolk? i've never heard that expression.....manfolk.

Go to bed, you sick guy.....sick guys don't get better "shooting the shit"

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=menfolk
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=womenfolk

I don't wanna go to bed, daddy... the monster in my closet's going to eat me... :puppydog:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=menfolk
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=womenfolk

I don't wanna go to bed, daddy... the monster in my closet's going to eat me... :puppydog:

nooo...the monster in your closet was eaten by this guy:

All right, I'm going. Jeez. Good night, everybody. :-P

:loldata:

I may be out of commission for the next few days. Don't weep for me...

nooo...the monster in your closet was eaten by this guy:



Oh fuck. Now I'm never going to sleep.

All right, I'm going. Jeez. Good night, everybody. :-P

:loldata:

I may be out of commission for the next few days. Don't weep for me...

nite nite......

....lucky me my bed is on the floor and I sleep in the living room of my house!!

Bonne nuit Budarc :)

....lucky me my bed is on the floor and I sleep in the living room of my house!!

Hello, who are you?

Oops, double post XD

Bonne nuit Budarc :)

Thank you, Laei. Je t'aime.

*collapses on the floor*
*zzZZzzzzzZZzzz*
*monster slowly creeps towards budarc's incapacitated body*

TO BE CONTINUED

....lucky me my bed is on the floor and I sleep in the living room of my house!!

new guy.....who isn't afraid of stuff under his bed on the floor....hello

Oops, double post XD

lol....triple post now......

....wait.....now i double posted because of you

lol....triple post now......

....wait.....now i double posted because of you

Hee hee...

The new guy didn't answer my question. I feel ignored and left out.

not very nice of new guy.....comes in says something about his bed and leaves.......how rude! :-P

not very nice of new guy.....comes in says something about his bed and leaves.......how rude! :-P

I know, some people just have no sense of propriety.

Oh well, Budarc loves me, what else could I want from life?

that is what he said, wasn't it?

I wasn't quite sure, since my french isn't that great.

and yes...as long as you have budarc love you need nothing more....or so i hear.

*budarc murmurs something in his sleep*

zzZZzz....that Laei is a hot piece of ass....zzzZzz

Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving already... :p

I didn't leave....I am James. Hello all!

hello James.

i go by the name cuckoo :)

you new to these forums or is that just a new account you have there?

I only started a few day's ago. I am still trying to figure out the ropes on this forum.

*budarc murmurs something in his sleep*

zzZZzz....that Laei is a hot piece of ass....zzzZzz

Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving already... :p

Say it in French or I doesn't count. From now on, Budarc, I shall only acknowledge your posts if you address me in French.


I didn't leave....I am James. Hello all!

Hello James!

Hey you saw that? I multi quoted so I could avoid a double post!

well this is not the thread to figure out the ropes.......we're constantly angering someone.....we double post....triple post...blah blah blah.....all the wrong stuff on purpose.....we're just cheeky bastards.

Oops :p

Hey you saw that? I multi quoted so I could avoid a double post!

and then you double post....lol........:-P

Say it in French or I doesn't count. From now on, Budarc, I shall only acknowledge your posts if you address me in French.


time for budarc to brush up on his french :loldata:

and then you double post....lol........:-P

I like my sticking-out-tongue-guy better than yours! :p

Hey you saw that? I multi quoted so I could avoid a double post!

I haven't quite figuired out the multi-quote yet.....i haven't even tried to figuire it out......i suppose i should

oh well. I am on some other thread as well. I figured I would try to find the most active and so far this is it. I enjoy talking to people I don't know for some reason. I guess I like making new phriends.

oh well. I am on some other thread as well. I figured I would try to find the most active and so far this is it. I enjoy talking to people I don't know for some reason. I guess I like making new phriends.

oh i'm not telling you to leave or anything! stay! i'm just saying we don't exactly follow the forum ettiquette here......so if you wanna learn all that stuff, another thread is recommended.....here we just have fun and don't really care about much.........see us double posting? yeah.....that doesn't go over well on other threads......:)

I haven't quite figuired out the multi-quote yet.....i haven't even tried to figuire it out......i suppose i should

I figured it out by accident. Basically I was pushing all there + buttons on the side there (the "multi-quote" ones) but nothing happened. So I was like: this is shit it doesn't even work. Then some day I hit the "post reply" button at the top of a thread, and magic! All the posts I had multi-quoted appeared ^^

I figured it out by accident. Basically I was pushing all there + buttons on the side there (the "multi-quote" ones) but nothing happened. oh wow...thanks for that tip....i'm multi-quoting guy now!!!! So I was like: this is shit it doesn't even work. Then some day I hit the "post reply" button at the top of a thread, and magic! All the posts I had multi-quoted appeared ^^

i also like to write in my quotes too :-P



oh i'm not telling you to leave or anything! stay! i'm just saying we don't exactly follow the forum ettiquette here......so if you wanna learn all that stuff, another thread is recommended.....EUREKA!!!!here we just have fun and don't really care about much.........see us double posting? yeah.....that doesn't go over well on other threads......:)

i feel so smarterer now.

oh well. I am on some other thread as well. I figured I would try to find the most active and so far this is it. I enjoy talking to people I don't know for some reason. I guess I like making new phriends.
oh i'm not telling you to leave or anything! stay! i'm just saying we don't exactly follow the forum ettiquette here......so if you wanna learn all that stuff, another thread is recommended.....here we just have fun and don't really care about much.........see us double posting? yeah.....that doesn't go over well on other threads......:)


Yeah, this is not the right place to come to learn about forum rules. Well, actually we're a counter-example. So if you don't do what we do, then you're fine :p

Yeah, this is not the right place to come to learn about forum rules. Well, actually we're a counter-example. So if you don't do what we do, then you're fine :p

once again....i couldn't have said it better.....:)

...I am sleepy tho, so I think I'll go to bed. I will be back here tomorrow tho. G'night all!

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Hee hee...

...I am sleepy tho, so I think I'll go to bed. I will be back here tomorrow tho. G'night all!
g'night, james......watch out for the monster in your closet then if not under your bed on the floor :)

Hee hee...

lol.....you fit in like a glove on this thread......i don't even know how you did that....but it kind of hurts my eyes. :-P

It's forum art!

It's forum art!

forum art is an underappreciated art.

forum art is an underappreciated art.

Totally... Better go now, I've been up for 3 hours and all I did was have breakfast. My exams are in three days and I haven't started revising, I feel mediocre results coming up -_-

So I'm going to have a shower (haha, Budarc left just before I took my clothes off!!) and then go and sort out a few problems I have with stupid school administration.

See you later :)

Totally... Better go now, I've been up for 3 hours and all I did was have breakfast. My exams are in three days and I haven't started revising, I feel mediocre results coming up -_-

So I'm going to have a shower (haha, Budarc left just before I took my clothes off!!) and then go and sort out a few problems I have with stupid school administration.

See you later :)

Study hard!

Don't worry, i'll take off my clothes for budarc later :erm: (whether he likes it or not)

Laters :)

I haven't quite figuired out the multi-quote yet.....i haven't even tried to figuire it out......i suppose i should

It's easy cuckoo...just right click on qoute button>select open in a new tab or a new window depending on the browser you are using. (I use Opera after Firefox crashed on me one too many times.) Now keep this window open and repeat the above steps with posts you want to respond to and copy & past them in the first window and that is how you make a mulit-quote post. ;)


I figured it out by accident. Basically I was pushing all there + buttons on the side there (the "multi-quote" ones) but nothing happened. So I was like: this is shit it doesn't even work. Then some day I hit the "post reply" button at the top of a thread, and magic! All the posts I had multi-quoted appeared ^^

LOL I never noticed those before...leave it to me to find the round about way of doing things. :p

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LOL I never noticed those before...leave it to me to find the round about way of doing things. :p

lol.....yeah.....i was going to ask about your technique...::-D

*budarc strolls in feeling like a new man*

Hey everybody! Sorry I was gone for the past couple of days. I've been having this really awful flu so my doctor told me to get lots of rest, which was nice..........except for that strange recurring dreamscape I kept having, involving hundreds of floating talking Data heads, a horrible gob of cute kitten remains, and Miley Cyrus and Laei making out while naked... :itsamystery:

So, what did I miss around here? It looks like -- Oh my God. No. I couldn't have posted that picture of -- no, it couldn't be me, I -- OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? I DIDN'T...I COULDN'T HAVE... Holy FUCK BALLS why is this happening to me? Fucking shit!

AND CUCKOO77, WHY ARE YOU NAKED???????

*budarc performs hari-kari on himself, but has only a plastic dildo nearby to work with*
*goes into relapse of flu symptoms*
*immobilized in catatonic state*
*under-the-bed monster creeps closer*
*eats budarc*
*tastes like chicken*

THE END

*naked cuckoo stands over a convulsing budarc on the ground*

dude? are you all right? why are you muttering to yourself like your in a story? Under-the-bed monster creeps closer? Eats budarc's mummified remains? What? What does that even mean? Chicken? What chicken?

*cuckoo pokes budarc's head with a stick*

dude?

*budarc gurgles*

all right man....suit yourself.......i'm going to get a cup of coffee.

In other news, I'm feeling a little better now.

:loldata:

it's good to hear...but there's still liquid seeping out of one your orifices......

*cuckoo points to the front of budarc's PJ pants.*

i'm happy medicated guy now....so that makes two of us........i took a bunch of aspirin last night to help me sleep....knocked me out till 9....haven't slept like that for a looonnnggg time......i went to see the local quack to fix me up with some meds......all is better in cuckoo world......nice and numb.

Happy medicated guy...and slightly less sick man. We should fight evil and stuff. ;)

:-\

i thought we were the evil and stuff

*cuckoo looks around.....there's a dead Aquaman floating in the pool. Bits and pieces of Green Lantern is scattered in a glass tank. A large mysterious machine stands in the middle of the room, it is riddled with switches, flashing lights and a glowey, sparky large evil ball at the top*

.....'cuz I'm thinking this is a Secret Evil Hideout.

I'm baaaaaaack!

Did you miss me? ^^

hey hey Laei!
How goes the battle?

i think budarc's still naked......he just wanders around naked.....it's weird.

hey hey Laei!
How goes the battle?

I totally ruined my reputation at school today. I was tired so my "normal behaviour shield" was down. Everybody saw me for who I was: a total lunatic. Apperently they found me quite entertaining, maybe I'll end up in a freak show, in a cage...

...make sure it's a comfy cage.....some of the freakshow cages these days look nice, but they're not really cozy at all.....they really chafe the butt.

What'd you do at school that made you look like a lunatic, if you don't mind me asking?

...make sure it's a comfy cage.....some of the freakshow cages these days look nice, but they're not really cozy at all.....they really chafe the butt.

What'd you do at school that made you look like a lunatic, if you don't mind me asking?

I took pity on a lonesome leaf and gave it some sweets to keep it company, then I got obsessed with a weird tree that had really cool leaves on half of it's side, then I talked about aliens for a whole hour, and other things of the same type...

Nothing too bad, but still. I usually refrain myself when I see things like a poor leaf that's growing on it's own, or these weird people who all look like each other and have a secret meeting on the 2nd floor, while we constanlty hear strange noises like planes passing over the school without seeing the said planes (alien invasion, I'm telling you)

oh :iveseenthings:

i see......tell me about this 2nd floor. :)

i see......tell me about this 2nd floor. :)

Well, we we sitting with a friend on one of the benched of the 2nd floor, and suddenly the security guy shouted "HERE!!" and gave me a huge fright. Then we saw two people approaching, a man an a woman, both rather squashed-oval shaped, who went into the classroom with the two round tables. Then two more arrived, a man and a woman, same squashed look. Then two other men, who looked the same. I went passed the room to have a look and basically they all looked like each other! Really, the two women, the two men and the two other men. They were like sitting in pairs.
And then another guy arrived, and they closed the door...

While all the time, we heard planes of some sort flying over us, like one or two every minute.

Alien invasion. I am sure.

that's really weird....and kinda eerie.

that's really weird....and kinda eerie.

This whole day I've been in a half-awake state. I think I'm a bit sick. (nooo please, I have exams on Monday!!!)

I'm sure I have some aspirin somewhere in my room. Will look for it.

*puts on combat boots, picks up spear and goes hunting for the effervescent aspirin tablets*

Happy hunting!

Watch out though, I hear those Aspirin tablets these days can get pretty nasty when cornered.

Hello bud, cuckoo and the lovely Laei. :) I have been downloading covers from thecrimelounge3.blogspot.com for the last couple of hours.

hey Zoran......how's the day treating you?

thanks for hooking me up with this lovely avatar btw

Got them, it was a hard battle, many pixies lost their lives, but it was for the good of the freak.

Hello bud, cuckoo and the lovely Laei. :)

*waves at Zoran, can't talk because is gulping down the captured aspirin*

Got them, it was a hard battle, many pixies lost their lives, but it was for the good of the freak.

that puts a really weird picture in my head of several pixies being buried deep in a forest......it's dark.....but kind of interesting too.

I have been downloading covers from thecrimelounge3.blogspot.com for the last couple of hours.

i forgot about The Crime Lounge.....pretty neat blog though, isn't it?

that puts a really weird picture in my head of several pixies being buried deep in a forest......it's dark.....but kind of interesting too.

Yep, interesting... And a bit sad too.

Where did Budarc go?

budar's around......he just posted a few minutes ago on the VGM thread......so i'm guessing he's watching us from the shadows...naked.:-\

hey Zoran......how's the day treating you?

thanks for hooking me up with this lovely avatar btw

Pretty well actually, at least I can breathe today and I'm not coughing my head off as per usual. No problem, thought you would dig it.


Got them, it was a hard battle, many pixies lost their lives, but it was for the good of the freak.

Sounds like the second floor of my house...I usually put on a pith helmet, shin gards and carry a hockey stick when have to go up there.

Laei, I noticed you said you won't acknowledge anything I say unless I say it in French. Well...I don't speak the language (although I am a quarter French myself), but I wrote you a poem and subsequently "babelfished" it into French. Here's hoping something doesn't get lost in translation...


Laei, Laei
Vos mots sont si beaux
Votre �me remue ainsi
Vous inspirez le bonheur chez moi
Je t'aime

Laei, Laei
Les oiseaux chantent quand vous �tes dehors
Y compris les oiseaux de coucou
Ces de choses �tranges et �tranges qui sont mortes des causes normales dans 1958
vous sont merveilleuses

Laei, Laei
Vous voyez des �trangers
Vous pouvez �tre peu un fou, aussi
Mais je vous aime toujours
Puisque you' ; fou re comme moi. :)

Translation:

Laei, Laei
Your words are so beautiful
Your soul is so stirring
You inspire happiness within me
I love you

Laei, Laei
The birds sing when you are out
Including the cuckoo birds
Those weird, weird things that died of natural causes in 1958
You are wonderful

Laei, Laei
You see aliens
You may be a little crazy, too
But I still like you
Because you're crazy like me.

Oh, and just so cuckoo doesn't feel left out, I wrote a poem for him, too.

Cuckoo, cuckoo
When I read your posts, my penis becomes rigid...

Yeah...that's all I've got so far.

Sounds like the second floor of my house...I usually put on a pith helmet, shin gards and carry a hockey stick when have to go up there.


now that reminds me of Hellboy II with the tooth fairies......

Laei, I noticed you said you won't acknowledge anything I say unless I say it in French. Well...I don't speak the language (although I am a quarter French myself), but I wrote you a poem and subsequently "babelfished" it into French. Here's hoping something doesn't get lost in translation...



Translation:

Laei, Laei
Your words are so beautiful
Your soul is so stirring
You inspire happiness within me
I love you

Laei, Laei
The birds sing when you are out
Including the cuckoo birds
Those weird, weird things that died of natural causes in 1958
You are wonderful

Laei, Laei
You see aliens
You may be a little crazy, too
But I still like you
Because you're crazy like me.

Oh, and just so cuckoo doesn't feel left out, I wrote a poem for him, too.

Cuckoo, cuckoo
When I read your posts, my penis becomes rigid...

Yeah...that's all I've got so far.

Awww... My head is spinning, is the the aspirin or Budarc's lovely poem?

i don't know whose poem i like better Laei's or mine.......Laei's is very lyrical, but mine is straight and to the point.

yeah....you know what "point" i'm talking about ;)

now that reminds me of Hellboy II with the tooth fairies......

Yeah that was a creepy scene...loved it !

Sorry I can't stick around, amigos. I just got a bunch of grocery shopping done (all 35 cents worth), followedd by a total relapse into my cold... *cough* *sneeze* *leak* And now I'm off to the happy-go-lucky place we call "work."

Ugh.

Yeah that was a creepy scene...loved it !

I absolutely loved those movies......the first time i saw the 2nd one, i was working on a comic of my own.....i just about gave up on it, I was like...."fuck...i could never come up with some of the stuff I saw in that."

Del Toro's vision of the Hellboy world is astounding.

Sorry I can't stick around, amigos. I just got a bunch of grocery shopping done (and a total relapse into my cold... *cough* *sneeze* *leak*), and now I'm off to the happy-go-lucky place we call "work."

Ugh.

work....shitty deal...hope you get better soon...bring a sleeping bag and pillow to work with you.....the bosses love that when you show up to work with those :-P

Sorry I can't stick around, amigos. I just got a bunch of grocery shopping done (all 35 cents worth), followedd by a total relapse into my cold... *cough* *sneeze* *leak* And now I'm off to the happy-go-lucky place we call "work."

Ugh.

Cya bud...get well soon my friend. :)


I absolutely loved those movies......the first time i saw the 2nd one, i was working on a comic of my own.....i just about gave up on it, I was like...."fuck...i could never come up with some of the stuff I saw in that."

Del Toro's vision of the Hellboy world is astounding.

Cool so your an artist too...I do pen and ink, charcoal & pencil drawings. Well there is the special makeup thing too but most people are like...ok then.

Sorry I can't stick around, amigos. I just got a bunch of grocery shopping done (all 35 cents worth), followedd by a total relapse into my cold... *cough* *sneeze* *leak* And now I'm off to the happy-go-lucky place we call "work."

Ugh.

Have fun :)

[B]Cool so your an artist too...I do pen and ink, charcoal & pencil drawings. Well there is the special makeup thing too but most people are like...ok then.

yeah...i'm a pen & ink guy mostly.....charcoal is pretty fun though....I've started working with charcoal again this year (haven't touched it in ten years or so).......it makes for some very dramatic and dark artwork....i love it.

Pencil ofcourse is my tool of choice......can't do much pen & ink without it.

and make-up? (i don't think I'm "most people" unfortunally) I'm not familiar with it. Do you do like Stan Winstony make-up or standard blush & lipstick make-up?

yeah...i'm a pen & ink guy mostly.....charcoal is pretty fun though....I've started working with charcoal again this year (haven't touched it in ten years or so).......it makes for some very dramatic and dark artwork....i love it.

Pencil ofcourse is my tool of choice......can't do much pen & ink without it.

and make-up? I'm not familiar with it. Do you do like Stan Winstony make-up or standard blush & lipstick make-up?

Not very good at "straight" makeups but I do "special effects" makeups from character to gore.

So what are you up to today Laei? :)

I'm off too, it's past midnight and I have a LOT to do tomorrow. Er... I mean later. So it's off to bed for Laei.

Don't brake anything while I'm gone!

Not very good at "straight" makeups but I do "special effects" makeups from character to gore.

aahhh....i had a friend who got into the "SFX" make-up too......i'll tell you, his apartment is interesting.

he had to do the "standard" make-up too. Strangely enough he got really good at it.

He also did a project where he turned someone into a woman or man (depending on the "victim") then turn them into a drag queen.......

....let's just say that "victim" is never going to let those pictures surface......never.

I'm off too, it's past midnight and I have a LOT to do tomorrow. Er... I mean later. So it's off to bed for Laei.

Don't brake anything while I'm gone!

all right! sweet dreams :)

we'll be good.....probably.

I'm off too, it's past midnight and I have a LOT to do tomorrow. Er... I mean later. So it's off to bed for Laei.

Don't brake anything while I'm gone!

Night Laei, hope you feel better soon. :)


aahhh....i had a friend who got into the "SFX" make-up too......i'll tell you, his apartment is interesting.

he had to do the "standard" make-up too. Strangely enough he got really good at it.

He also did a project where he turned someone into a woman or man (depending on the "victim") then turn them into a drag queen.......

....let's just say that "victim" is never going to let those pictures surface......never.

My werewolf makeup I did for a contest at the technical school I went to back in 2004.

*googles internet for drag pictures of Cuckoo* OH MY GAOOOODDD!

*twitches and convulses in the corner*

[B]My werewolf makeup I did for a contest at the technical school I went to back in 2004.


ha-ha! that's cool....how long did that take to apply?

Yeah Zoran been meaning to ask you how did you do the nails on the werewolf? Everytime I try to do nails for my tiger costume they come off.

*googles internet for drag pictures of Cuckoo* OH MY GAOOOODDD!

*twitches and convulses in the corner*

tiger tiger...burning bright or whatever it is again......how goes?

i don't even want to know why you would google pics of me in drag.....ewww....:loldata:

EDIT: scratch this post.....something's not working..............joke's wasted on my little cuckoo brain.....dammit.

The Tiger
William Blake

Tiger Tiger. burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye.
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat.
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp.
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears
And watered heaven with their tears:
Did he smile His work to see?
Did he who made the lamb make thee?

Tiger Tiger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?