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Neg
12-22-2009, 07:41 AM
w3rd

:popcorn:

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 07:51 AM
Okay redid gum doing that:

When I try to use that on the onering.gif it looks weird for some reason, though. :(

The gum one looks better, I think. I don't know what the other one is? It doubles the size of your file too. Just do whatever you think looks best, and gets the most laughs/respect/anger, or whatever the desired result is. :)

Neg
12-22-2009, 07:52 AM
Elias is saying ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 07:58 AM

Neg
12-22-2009, 08:02 AM
You asked what the other gif was.

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 08:03 AM
I know that, but I didn't see it. You're trying to confuse me, aren't you. I'd rather not tell you, but I think you're succeeding.

Neg
12-22-2009, 08:17 AM
Yes.

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 08:25 AM
Ha, you fell for my reverse psychology. I think. :ohgod:

Neg
12-22-2009, 08:27 AM
Maybe.

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 08:30 AM
:ohgod:
:ohgod::ohgod:
:ohgod::ohgod::ohgod:
:ohgod::ohgod::ohgod::ohgod:

Neg
12-22-2009, 08:31 AM
:shakehead:

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 08:37 AM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2u6pifq.gif

rick_says
12-22-2009, 08:40 AM
http://i47.tinypic.com/262lb3r.gif
http://i49.tinypic.com/2i7se1w.gif
http://i49.tinypic.com/2j4t26d.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/2i7se1w.gif
http://i49.tinypic.com/2j4t26d.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/2i7se1w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/2j4t26d.gif
http://i49.tinypic.com/2j4t26d.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/2i7se1w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/2j4t26d.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/2i7se1w.gif

TM
12-22-2009, 08:41 AM
ABABOOO

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 08:42 AM
http://i50.tinypic.com/6fxsmv.gif

Neg
12-22-2009, 08:43 AM
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WEREWOLVES OF LONDON~

R.I.P. Warren.

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 08:44 AM
image google result of "worst animated gif ever"
http://mozey.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/5fcec2134a5d0259fcb50565666981f0.gif

i know i know...nothing to do with whatever you guys are on about, but i figured it was the best way to jump in and interrupt :D

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 08:47 AM
http://www.creepygif.com/images/full/175.gif

Neg
12-22-2009, 08:48 AM
That guy who reviews horrible toys on Youtube did that one. Mike something or another.

He always asks for 5 stars. That just sorta rubs me the wrong way. :noonecares:

rick_says
12-22-2009, 08:51 AM
Can't see that giff dr.
I've seen that batman squirtgun toy before.

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 08:51 AM
He always asks for 5 stars. That just sorta rubs me the wrong way.

the who now?

i'll find him and slap him in the ass.....the smug bastard.

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 08:52 AM
Neg, is that a red matching hat and scarf set, or is the hat just really long and you were able to wrap it around like a scarf? It looks nice and warm. It's cold where I live. :(

Neg
12-22-2009, 08:53 AM
The toys are actually pretty lol and I've watched almost all of his videos. I really don't hate him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgBvkHwCxJc

Doc:

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 08:55 AM
WHOA! I like it.

Neg
12-22-2009, 08:58 AM
Me too ^_^

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 08:58 AM
you know what they say about a man and his santa hat :naughty:

we're all going to Neg's house on Christmas Eve.

Neg
12-22-2009, 09:00 AM
I've got an appointment in Vegas, then I'll be heading to Miami.

You can meet us all at the pool party at Rob's!

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:04 AM
a pool party on Christmas?

i've never heard of such a thing on X-mas.

actually, my X-mas eve is a traditional get so ripped I start to pour Egg Nog up my nose with my best bud

Neg
12-22-2009, 09:05 AM
Tell bud to get his butt back here~

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:08 AM
message sent.

i await his response.

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:09 AM
the new title is great :D

it's like the sequel.

the tagline for Shoot The Shit II should be "same shit, different pile"

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 09:10 AM

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:14 AM
i should give you one of you photoshoppers pics of budarc to paste his head on some naked fat man's body and threaten to post the pics until he comes back

:D :D :D

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

rick_says
12-22-2009, 09:17 AM
'
coooool
that's quite a hat!

Neg
12-22-2009, 09:17 AM
I'm waiting~

rick_says
12-22-2009, 09:18 AM
i should give you one of you photoshoppers pics of budarc to paste his head on some naked fat man's body and threaten to post the pics until he comes back

:D :D :D

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif
I have photoshop.
But I see him riding like a cool shark or maybe a dinosaur or something.

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 09:19 AM
I could put his head onto this guy. Or is that our bud already?


cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:23 AM

Neg
12-22-2009, 09:23 AM
Oh man XD Yes, yes, that's the one! No, not that one. The beach guy. You fast postin' bastards :p

rick_says
12-22-2009, 09:25 AM

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:27 AM
Oh man XD Yes, yes, that's the one! The beach guy.

fuck....i'd love to see his face on that pic..........but somehow i don't think posting his pictures up here is a way to get him back.

rick_says
12-22-2009, 09:28 AM

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 09:28 AM

That crazy fool. Doesn't he know lightning and water don't mix?

Neg
12-22-2009, 09:29 AM
Just do it for yourself Cuckoo. Someone must have the joy!

Goren
12-22-2009, 09:31 AM
That crazy fool. Doesn't he know lightning and water don't mix?

Maybe he is trying to cook the shark?

rick_says
12-22-2009, 09:31 AM
And that water is going to put out his fire-hair.


http://www.stagecraft.on-rev.com/Stagecraft,_Inc./AquaRiders_files/SharkRider.png


cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:33 AM
Just do it for yourself Cuckoo. Someone must have the joy!

oh, i could make so many homoerotic masturbation jokes aimed at myself.......so many homoerotic masturbation jokes.



http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 09:35 AM

Neg
12-22-2009, 09:36 AM
oh, i could make so many homoerotic masturbation jokes aimed at myself.......so many homoerotic masturbation jokes.



http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif


I'm waiting~

Goren
12-22-2009, 09:37 AM
So anybody care to explain the sudden shark posts?

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:37 AM
i'm eating Mr. Noodles for dinner.

for a guy who runs a kitchen for a living, i sure do eat a lot of crap at home :D

Goren
12-22-2009, 09:38 AM
You run a kitchen?

Neg
12-22-2009, 09:39 AM
Didn't you know? Cuckoo is Jones!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:39 AM
You run a kitchen?

my constant nonsense and silliness suddenly makes so much sense now, doesn't it?

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 09:40 AM
i'm eating Mr. Noodles for dinner.

for a guy who runs a kitchen for a living, i sure do eat a lot of crap at home :D

Noodles, isn't that your neighbors name?

rick_says
12-22-2009, 09:41 AM
oooOOoo now i want noodles, but i have none.

Goren
12-22-2009, 09:41 AM
my constant nonsense and silliness suddenly makes so much sense now, doesn't it?
HAHA, not really!


Noodles, isn't that your neighbors name?

No you are thinking of Elmo's neighbor.

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:41 AM
Noodles, isn't that your neighbors name?

sadly yes.

he was a mean landlord.

Red
12-22-2009, 09:42 AM
Didn't you know? Cuckoo is Jones!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk

Hahahaa Neg

Thank you for bringing up memories!

Neg
12-22-2009, 09:43 AM
Mr. Eldoon

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/eldoon-hata.gif

No problem, Eleni-doll~

That's how he refers to Trucy in the game, I am not being a creeper, jftr

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:44 AM
oooOOoo now i want noodles, but i have none.

these aren't really Noodles.....I just checked, Mr. Noodles is only Canadian.....i guess that didn't make much sense.

Mr. Noodles is like Sapporo Ichiban....only shittier.

rick_says
12-22-2009, 09:45 AM
I am craving those thick Japanese noodles.

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:47 AM
Maybe you should just go out and get a supersized Big Mac meal and put it on a pizza crust.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2700000/Family-Guy-Puke-A-Thon-family-guy-2772560-513-386.gif

rick_says
12-22-2009, 09:49 AM
There's no 24 hour drive throughs near me or I totally could.

Red
12-22-2009, 09:50 AM
Mr. Eldoon

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/eldoon-hata.gif

No problem, Eleni-doll~

That's how he refers to Trucy in the game, I am not being a creeper, jftr

Hhahaa no worries~

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:51 AM
There's no 24 hour drive throughs near me or I totally could.

holy shit....it's almost 1 am..............i should be asleep....i didn't get to sleep till 5am and got up at 7.

head all funny

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 09:51 AM
Or you could settle for a sandwich.


Neg
12-22-2009, 09:52 AM
Almost 4. Need sleepy. Have to shop in the morning....

Goren
12-22-2009, 09:52 AM
UGH! THAT IS PURE EVIL AND HAS MURDER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!

rick_says
12-22-2009, 09:52 AM
yikes. I'm not tired and I am getting hungry again.
If only I had some cheese I might make grilled cheese.



I could eat part of this in chunks.

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 09:53 AM
Breakfast time for me. :)


cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:53 AM
Almost 4. Need sleepy. Have to shop in the morning....

yeah...man...get some shut eye.

nothing worse than busy malls on minimal sleep.

makes me wanna punch people in the back of head.

Goren
12-22-2009, 09:54 AM
It's almost 1 here.

rick_says
12-22-2009, 09:55 AM
12:54 a.m. pacific standard time.

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:55 AM


that's kinda freaksome.

Neg
12-22-2009, 09:55 AM
It wasn't too bad, tonight.

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 09:56 AM
It's a childrens book, I think. I just added the cuckoo word. I forget now what it originally said.

http://16.media.tumblr.com/LC3X5PeGXqcgnny61xEAOAPao1_400.gif

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 10:03 AM
that's really weird.

it's creepy and cute

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 10:04 AM
It's like Mr Oogie Boogie man's sister, or mom. I near shit when it moved though.

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 10:08 AM
all right.....i gotta get some shut eye.

running on a couple of hours of sleep really isn't the same it used to be when i was in my 20's......now it just hurts. :-P

niters all :)

rick_says
12-22-2009, 10:18 AM
Later cuckoo. Sleep well.

TM
12-22-2009, 11:14 AM
It's a childrens book, I think. I just added the cuckoo word. I forget now what it originally said.

http://16.media.tumblr.com/LC3X5PeGXqcgnny61xEAOAPao1_400.gif

where the hell is that from

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 11:22 AM
where the hell is that from

http://www.stumbleupon.com/stumbler/HauntedPlaces/review/38317868/

rick_says
12-22-2009, 11:37 AM
That link explains nothing!

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 11:40 AM
Was I being too literal?

Red
12-22-2009, 11:46 AM
Haha literal :D

Dr Faustus
12-22-2009, 11:48 AM
I applaud your honesty, sir, but you're still not getting any money.




I've got an appointment in Vegas, then I'll be heading to Miami.

You can meet us all at the pool party at Rob's!



--------------------------------------------------

rick_says
12-22-2009, 12:11 PM
Toy Story 3 clip, the first one I think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQcQjX34aIk

Robin Hood new UK trailer:
http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/features/exclusive/

Tanis
12-22-2009, 12:19 PM
Blah blah blah.

Fuck man, I'll be stuck in a car for 4 hours with my parents tomorrow.

I think I'm going to fake sick.

avilslare
12-22-2009, 12:20 PM
where the hell is that from

It's artwork from Stephen Gammell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Gammell). The illustration and others are for the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books. Here's a link (http://stateofaffairs.info/archive/drawings-by-stephen-gammell/) to more of his artwork from the series. I remember reading those books back in elementary school.

rick_says
12-22-2009, 12:20 PM
Thanks for the links. :)


~4 hours. Bring a book.

Tom Toonami Tunes
12-22-2009, 07:58 PM
It's artwork from Stephen Gammell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Gammell). The illustration and others are for the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books. Here's a link (http://stateofaffairs.info/archive/drawings-by-stephen-gammell/) to more of his artwork from the series. I remember reading those books back in elementary school.

So that's were some of those came from.

cuckoo77
12-22-2009, 09:31 PM
from the mouth of budarc....well...not mouth...keyboard more like it :rolleyes:

"I considered coming back, but dropped in for a moment and quickly discovered how awesomely the thread thrived in my absence and even noticed this weird harmony developing between you guys and the others. I'd really hate to affect that balance, as all I ever seemed to do was make trouble there. Anyway, I'm much happier being a lurker than an actual contributor there, since there's so much great material and the only thing I would have to add are a shitload of loldata heads.

But I fully endorse and/or approve of the name change. Finally someone gets it right. It's like the sequel, only better. "

i respect that.....and he is kind of right.......there does seem to be more of a harmony developing among the shit-shooters and the FFs regulars........it's weird....but i can roll with it.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 02:56 AM
yum.
pizza

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 06:09 AM
I respect that too, but harmony is only measurable when contrasted with chaos. It's a shame. I know I don't know the guy all that well, as I started becoming regular he started to get disillusioned, but when I used to lurk and read your random nonsense it felt like that was how it was supposed to be. It's like watching Buffy or something, you think you know the people even though you don't. Does that make a weird kind of sense?

Good Luck budarc, wherever you may roam.

rick_says
12-23-2009, 06:20 AM
It's like when the drummer from Def Leppard lost an arm, they still kept him as drummer.
Now he drums with one arm.
We're a band with a one armed drummer now.
Only we could have two arms, but one arm is only watching like a ghost arm.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 06:23 AM

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:05 AM
it's like he speaks through me.....
.....i am momentarily possessed by the spirit of budarc and his voice comes from within my ass..........very sexy.

He didn't care if the 3 of us wanted him back, but once he heard of Neg's request for him to come back, he's ready to jump on his mighty horse and trot on back here.........IF we can get "loldata" back.

what a monster.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

what's wrong with these LOLdata's?

budarc, that filthy, filthy beast.......i should eat him.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 07:07 AM
it's like he speaks through me.....
.....i am momentarily possessed by the spirit of budarc and his voice comes from within my ass..........very sexy.


Doesn't that echo a lot? http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:08 AM
I never knew I had such sway~

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 07:09 AM
Emo soap.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:10 AM
Doesn't that echo a lot? http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif
no, the echoes tend to get stuck within all the sticky substances lined along the walls of my--............eww........gross....i'm gonna stop right there.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:10 AM
I never knew I had such sway~

it's the hat.

he must like the hat.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 07:10 AM
no, the echoes tend to get stuck within all the sticky substances lined along the walls of my--............eww........gross....i'm gonna stop right there.

You wanna wash that with some emo soap.

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:11 AM
It is pretty swank, I must admit.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 07:12 AM

Sackboy
12-23-2009, 07:13 AM


It's just a flesh wound.

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:14 AM
Vote Zaphod Beeblebrox

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:14 AM
You wanna wash that with some emo soap.

oh hell......images of One Man One Jar come to mind.:shock:

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 07:15 AM

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:15 AM
Worst Sex Accident Ever.

Is what I know it as.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 07:16 AM
oh hell......images of One Man One Jar come to mind.

Thanks for putting that in my head. You do realise it's very early morning for me? The day is ruined. :(

http://www.quilt.com/HenrysSheep/PlayBillSheep.gif

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:20 AM
your day is ruined? we will be plagued with nasty dreams tonight.

I'll wake up in the middle of the night, with my Care Bear nightlight shoved up my Trash shoot, shattered and sticky.

horrible. just horrible. Sunshine Bear won't know what happened.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 07:22 AM
I'd like to say at this point "That'll be the first time the sun ever shined up there," but I know I'd be wrong.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:23 AM
:eye:
....and when cuckoo finally went on his cannibalistic rampage, the good Doctor Faustus was the first to be devoured.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 07:27 AM
for a guy who runs a kitchen for a living, i sure do eat a lot of crap


:eye:
....and when cuckoo finally went on his cannibalistic rampage, the good Doctor Faustus was the first to be devoured.

prescience?

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:28 AM
Needs more Jones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 07:29 AM


It did say spoiler, it's your own damn fault.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:30 AM
ahh good ol' Jones.......the man with the good ass BBQ, yet I don't believe i've ever seen a single BBQ in any of his ads.

i like the cut of that man's jib.

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:33 AM
Referring to this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOwwA5VUJzs

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:33 AM


It did say spoiler, it's your own damn fault.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

that just ruined "Soylent Green" and "A Beautiful Mind" for me....you bastard :-P

...and "Neg is the One"? Neo might have something to say about that.

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:35 AM
You mean Xenogears and Chrono Trigger didn't spoil Soylent Green for ya?

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:37 AM
I've never actually played those games, so i can honestly say that British bastard of a doctor just ruined them :-P ..............i hope he tastes good with honey garlic.

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:37 AM
Might want to put them on your list.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 07:38 AM
that just ruined "Soylent Green" and "A Beautiful Mind" for me....you bastard :-P

You actually read it all? I saw what it was and stopped. To make up for it, have this.


Neg
12-23-2009, 07:40 AM
Making wings outta the trailer? Well, I can't complain too much. Classics Megs is pretty smexy.

rick_says
12-23-2009, 07:41 AM

Pure Nazi evil.

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:41 AM
Better than a lot of ROTF molds!

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 07:43 AM
For rick The star wars toaster. Just don't butter the dark side.


cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:44 AM
"I posted - you read it. Not my fault. I'm innocent, I tell you. Dammit!"

about as innocent as the guy who gave the box of razorblades to Wristy McSlicey on X-mas Eve.

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:45 AM
Damn, how do you stop delivery of a package...

Ooooh! Remember that movie Overnight Delivery?

rick_says
12-23-2009, 07:46 AM

Yeah that's crazy I seen that.
I think a waffle iron would be cool too in the shape of a helmet.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:50 AM
Damn, how do you stop delivery of a package...

Ooooh! Remember that movie Overnight Delivery?

you mean the Paul Rudd/Reese Witherspoon rom-com "classic"?

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 07:51 AM
I assure you Soylent Green is still worth watching. it has a great scene where:

Did you really think I would do it again? After your inabilty to NOT READ IT last time? I was going to write something like "cuckoo likes to suck off papa smurf", but as you'd never see it I didn't. :)

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:52 AM
Yesh I does.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:57 AM
I assure you Soylent Green is still worth watching. it has a great scene where:

Did you really think I would do it again? After your inabilty to NOT READ IT last time? I was going to write something like "cuckoo likes to suck off papa smurf", but as you'd never see it I didn't. :)

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif
you british sonofabitch :-P

nah....i don't really care.....i've never really been one of those guys who go ape shit when they get something spoiled for them. i figure if movie or tv spoilers gets you that worked up, your life is too easy and i should box you up and put you on a plane to a 3rd world country.

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:58 AM
His name is Nermal

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 08:02 AM


the title under this pic said "Sexy Jailbait cat"

um....what? lol

rick_says
12-23-2009, 08:03 AM
It's just entertainment, folks!

Neg
12-23-2009, 08:03 AM
:erm:

rick_says
12-23-2009, 08:04 AM

Fairly sure sex with cats is illegal.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 08:06 AM
Just in case you ever wondered.


cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 08:06 AM
Fairly sure sex with cats is illegal.

i'd like you to test that theory. :)

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 08:08 AM
i'd like you to test that theory. :)

Here you go rick.


cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 08:09 AM


:D

Neg
12-23-2009, 08:10 AM
Inactive account :ashine:

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 08:10 AM
actually...this looks more like it'd be on Rick's menu


cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 08:11 AM
Inactive account :ashine:

the what now?

Neg
12-23-2009, 08:12 AM
MINE



You pic isn't showing up. The account it's in has been inactive for 90 days.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 08:13 AM
please, just a little nibble, Neg.....just a little nibble?

EDIT: which pic? i can see all of them.

Neg
12-23-2009, 08:16 AM
Oh alright~


Goren
12-23-2009, 08:17 AM
Ugh! Tara Reid. :/

Neg
12-23-2009, 08:18 AM
Oh c'mon, she's adorable in JPC ;;

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 08:20 AM
This thread is getting too sexy. Time to bring it crashing down.


cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 08:22 AM
and crash down it did

Neg
12-23-2009, 08:25 AM

rick_says
12-23-2009, 08:26 AM

Thanks!! I really like the manic smile.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 08:31 AM

Thanks!! I really like the manic smile.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

ohh.....i'm a laugh a minute. :rolleyes:

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 08:32 AM
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

rick_says
12-23-2009, 08:33 AM


Neg
12-23-2009, 08:34 AM
Okay now I'm just going to have nightmares~

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 08:37 AM
This is very odd.


Neg
12-23-2009, 08:41 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/1183099161717.gif

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 08:43 AM


Help Leon!!!

Neg
12-23-2009, 08:44 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/1183099161717.gif.

Tanis
12-23-2009, 08:47 AM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/e/e1/Kill_it_with_fire_scorpio.gif/180px-Kill_it_with_fire_scorpio.gif

Tanis
12-23-2009, 08:52 AM

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 09:01 AM
the chickens and the pig show up at the strangest times, don't they?


Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 09:14 AM

rick_says
12-23-2009, 09:20 AM

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 09:20 AM
This is VERY odd. It's a little unnerving too. Lets see who can resist the temptation.


rick_says
12-23-2009, 09:22 AM


Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 09:24 AM

rick_says
12-23-2009, 09:25 AM

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 09:27 AM


hey...uhmmm.....what?

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 09:29 AM

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 09:30 AM
nice craftsmanship very nice indeed.

what a sanding job.

rick_says
12-23-2009, 09:38 AM



cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 09:39 AM
here's a little X-mas song for all the Twin Peaks fans out there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3a4aPvhdCo

i guess it was recorded for KROQ back in Peaks' hayday.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 09:58 AM
here's a little X-mas song for all the Twin Peaks fans out there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3a4aPvhdCo

i guess it was recorded for KROQ back in Peaks' hayday.

That was brilliant. Anything Lynchian pleases me. Check this out. It's what Dirty Dancing would be like if Lynch had dir it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjvuCOlkO4E&feature=fvst

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 10:00 AM
Check this out. It's what Dirty Dancing would be like if Lynch had dir it.

either it's a blank space and your humour has just managed to baffle me or else you forgot the link or post.

EDIT: nevermind....the link has shown up now....after some very clever post editing i suspect :eye:

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 10:01 AM
I forgot. Fixed it.


cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 10:05 AM
that was hilarious........it captured Lynch's style pretty well.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 10:10 AM


Lynch, eh? What a guy.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 10:15 AM


http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gifhttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif
i find myself laughing at "Rabbits" more than i would at 99% of the sitcoms on TV today.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 10:21 AM
I believe there was a short series of the Rabbits made, but its not on the Inland Empire dvd. I'll have to youtube that. I'm there now watching a Moby video he did, didn't know about it. And if you haven't saw his advert for the trash on the streets of America check it out. It's disturbing too.

It's here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSWv90msTUc&feature=related

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 10:24 AM
yeah....he made the "Rabbits" series and released them on his website.......they finally got released on DVD last year (or earlier this year) with his weird box set of random Lynch goodies

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 10:27 AM
I found them on youtube, I don't know if that dvd got a region 2 release. Will have to look into that. It took them 2 years to release season 2 of Twin peaks over here because no one (except me) bought season 1. And they made it twice as expensive as season 1. Bastards.

rick_says
12-23-2009, 10:29 AM
I downloaded Rabbits, if I recall it was in a torrent. He's got a lot of animation on his site too. I didn't know he had it on his site, I'll have to watch it again.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 10:33 AM
Season Two took a long long time to get a release here too.

It wasn't because Season One didn't sell well.......CBS, Paramount, Viacom and Worldvision Ent. were all in legal battles after Spelling Entertainment was sold when Aaron Spelling bit the biscuit.
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http://www.amazon.com/David-Lynch-Lime-Green-Set/dp/B001EAWMPQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1261560818&sr=8-1

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 10:39 AM
------
http://www.amazon.com/David-Lynch-Lime-Green-Set/dp/B001EAWMPQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1261560818&sr=8-1

That's nice. I'll have to see how much that costs in the UK. My version of Blue Velvet has crap picture quality, and it's an official release. I'd like to get it as a remastered disc.

edit: NO! No region 2 release. Only on import. Double Bastards.

rick_says
12-23-2009, 10:39 AM
123 quid is too many beans.

"ERASERHEAD - REMASTERED VERSION, ERASERHEAD SOUNDTRACK, THE SHORT FILMS OF DAVID LYNCH, THE ELEPHANT MAN, THE ELEPHANT MAN EXTRAS - DVD DEBUT, WILD AT HEART, INDUSTRIAL SYMPHONY No. 1 - DVD DEBUT, BLUE VELVET - NEW LYNCH APPROVED 5.1 SOUND MIX, DUMBLAND, MYSTERY DISC - DVD DEBUT, INCLUDES 32 DELETED OR EXTENDED SCENES FROM WILD AT HEART, 40 PAGE COLLECTORS PICTURE BOOK."

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 10:44 AM
It says �81.42 in my browser, but its out of stock anyway. But I agree, it's too expensive, even at �81.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 11:01 AM

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 11:09 AM
rick seems to like the dancing dogs......even the dirty dancing dogs.


sexy

rick_says
12-23-2009, 11:13 AM
http://horowhenua.kete.net.nz/image_files/0000/0006/7121/Dog_Dancing.gif
Dogs are natural dancers.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 11:18 AM
damn rights.

rick_says
12-23-2009, 11:22 AM

Boris the bear tries. Dancing bears remind me of sad clowns.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 11:27 AM
my grandma used to love sad clowns.......she had paintings of them all over the guest room that me and my brother used to stay in when we'd visit her.........she had this huge pic as a center piece in that room, surrounded by about 8 more paintings.

scared the hell outta me as a kid.

rick_says
12-23-2009, 11:31 AM
http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/the_sad_clown.jpghttp://farm4.static.flickr.com/3381/3630959553_20c5d8b5bb.jpghttp://www.jwz.org/images/1628311308_00d29b9540.jpgyour grandma was hecka cool. maybe she didn't want anyone staying in her guest room.....

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 11:38 AM
my grandma was hecka weird.

i have a bunch of them paintings stored away somewhere......don't know what to do with them though.......just seems kinda creepy to be a grown man with painting of sad clowns on my wall......serial killerish or something like that.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 11:40 AM
whoa.....2o minutes to 3......i sure did a number on my sleeping pattern the other night.........i'm not the least bit tired.

rick_says
12-23-2009, 11:44 AM


You should display them proudly in your kitchen.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 11:45 AM

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 11:46 AM
[
You should display them proudly in your kitchen.
if i had a basement or cellar, i'd hang them up in there.

very suiting.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 11:47 AM


i have a "Prison Break" promotional bar of soap....and a Fight Club one too.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

rick_says
12-23-2009, 11:48 AM

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 11:52 AM

rick_says
12-23-2009, 11:57 AM

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cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 12:00 PM

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 12:08 PM

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 12:23 PM
i'm not sure what to make of that.

and with that....

......i'm heading off to bed :D

niters all.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 12:26 PM
i'm not sure what to make of that.

I agree. Niters.

Red
12-23-2009, 01:04 PM


For Neg whenever he checks up on this shit~

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 02:09 PM


For Neg whenever he checks up on this shit~

I made it better. :)

Red
12-23-2009, 02:10 PM
hahaha :love:

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 02:17 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/2ppbq8n.gif

Red
12-23-2009, 02:21 PM
STOP MAKING MY FACE ALL: BAWWWWWW

mentalmelvin
12-23-2009, 02:29 PM
Tim and Helena have the same hair, Adorable.

Thanks for the Avatar linx, cuckoo.

My theory is that Mental is on an important secret international assignment to South America to recover the gems.

y'know.....thats uncannily close !!

just wtf is this ????



Merry Crimble time fellas...{Sanico xx thats with tongue....but not mine !}....etc....and other pagen festivity type salutations....

don't get excited....i'm still gone for a while.....ain't even gonna have time to read through your 50+ pages of "deep scholar-ly musings".

have a good one....and if its good....have another...and so on....but give it a break if it starts looking kinda caloused & chaffed...especially if it starts to blister or smell of almonds.

oh ! this cool Xmas gif might work.....

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/4055/mkdavispgf.gif he/she is sayin' "Fuck it...i'm goin' home"....in Cartman's voice ! heheh

i still got it !

i got the randomnesses !

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 02:39 PM
HAPPY XMAS MENTAL

Glad your doing fine.




mentalmelvin
12-23-2009, 03:09 PM
thanx man.

o.k. i really gotta go now....only managed about a 6 page review !.

but lets just say...my time recently has included :

alota physio-therapy,
the cops,
a new woman,
a loss of a great deal of money {see above}
epic travel {no gems....but i know giants existed & ufos are demonic!}
nuts & bananas ! {WTF}
hair-growing {beginning to look "fuckin' rockin'" again !}

OPRAH IS A NEPHILIM !


ahem...

anyhooo....

thats all for now.

MERRY CHRISTMAS SHOOT THE SHITTERS

Marceline
12-23-2009, 05:21 PM
just wtf is this ????



iirc that's a decomposing raccoon.

Neg
12-23-2009, 05:41 PM
Someone got it backwards, up there~

But ty for the original Eleni ^_^

mentalmelvin
12-23-2009, 06:18 PM
iirc that's a decomposing raccoon.

errrr....its 5 foot tall......killed by some Brazillian kids with rocks...after it attacked them !.

almost forgot to post a pic for budarc !

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/voltron.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1912)

now MY flights been delayed.....so,...i'll be "hangin'" for a while....my gal says i can play with you guys for a while....!.



she ain't just been touched with the ugly stick....more beaten half to death with it !

mentalmelvin
12-23-2009, 06:25 PM
not even sure these'll work....in a rush !

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/dog_cupcake_tease.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4152)
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/nutting.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4126)

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/rahr_yes.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2378) http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/billard4.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1574) http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/lemurs.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4415) t.v. must've told 'em to "do so" !

mentalmelvin
12-23-2009, 07:17 PM
ok guys...

gotta go..... see ya maybe New Year's....if not end of Jan. 2010 ....or February...valentine's Day maybe ! {hear that Sanico...valentine's day !?} ..i'll bring ya back some big foot hairs.....

big fut after the cat fud ! i dunno,sounded funny in MY head !

5
4
3
2
1
see ya

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:24 PM
laters Mental.....i know you probably didn't get this as i just missed you, but it's nice to know you're still up and at 'em. :D

sounds like you're on the run from the law
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cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 07:26 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/2ppbq8n.gif

my cat does that when i pick him up....it's hilarious.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/rahr_yes.gif

and that's just....that's....um....

....file this under: Animated Gifs That Leave Me At A Loss For Words

Neg
12-23-2009, 07:27 PM
Oh Melvin :(

Oh well, until we meet again! Godspeed and good travels <3

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 09:09 PM
....my gal says i can play with you guys for a while....!.


sounds like you're on the run from the law

I pictured this as mental and his new girl after reading that.


cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 09:28 PM
hmm...maybe this might explain where budarc really went.


Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 09:32 PM


Interesting theory.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 09:40 PM
i'm still not sure if i like that movie after all these years.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 09:47 PM
That seems to be the general consensus, no one knows if they like it or not. It's almost too MTV for it's own good.

No such indecision below. Everyone likes a mermaid.


Tanis
12-23-2009, 09:53 PM
http://api.ning.com/files/Q7nH2wJcMHvJoaDbKI7Ml7kQgIiN8rzvM7PxDle9TaKtuOrzZ9 zqZiEjGP-Aq7jlOLzdmrZ8QFmkoB4kMgdliCpFpamRqmb/000q10k7.jpg

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 09:55 PM
hey...it's that there mermaid from "Who's The Boss?"

---

and this deserves to be in the Father's Hall Of Fame of "What In Fuck's Sake Were You Thinking?"

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 09:57 PM
I see what you mean, those shorts are a fashion no no. The mermaid is from Charmed.

no matter what you search for you get star wars. it's everywhere.



I googled "don't know".

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 09:59 PM
fuck Charmed......"who's the boss?" is where the best of crappy tv is at.

Charmed is Aaron Spelling, Shannon Doherty and the death of Rose McGowan's all ready plundering career.....that's just crappy tv and nothing more.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 10:05 PM
the who what in the when where?


Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 10:05 PM
fuck Charmed......"who's the boss?" is where the best of crappy tv is at.

Charmed is Aaron Spelling, Shannon Doherty and the death of Rose McGowan's all ready plundering career.....that's just crappy tv and nothing more.

That's a hell of a

Methinks you are a secret closet Charmed fan, and such a denial only proves my supposition. :)

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 10:06 PM
you got me.......i masturbate to Charmed nightly.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 10:14 PM
That's more info than I needed.

I watched it for a few seasons when Rose whatserface came into it, it wasn't that bad. I've saw worse.

Sorry, I'll self flagellate with some razor wire as punishment.

Rose whoyacallher is the new Red Sonya, it has to be an improvement over the last one. A paper bag full of piss would be more entertaining than the last one.

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 10:33 PM
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

ahh...i don't hate Charmed...i'm just not a fan of anything Aaron Spelling. That guy pumped out pretty people tv shows like no tommorrow.

i have no problems with mermaids.....never really saw the attraction though......they smell like fish worse than grandma gumboots' va-----um....i'm gonna stop there.

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 10:54 PM

cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 11:00 PM


this is kind of a disturbing picture.....

"Daddy, I don't want to."

"I said put up your middle finger for the camera!"

"But I don't--"

"DO IT!!! Or you're not going to see Mommy again!"

"*sniff-sniff* I'm scared!"

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 11:07 PM
Parents are such shits sometimes. I bet it did go down like that. Quick Doc, post something random to erase the disturbing pushy parent.

I know, this'll do.


cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 11:29 PM
yes....Doc you are the master of breaking the constant awkwardness that infests this thread.....unfortunally you break the it with WTF's......which really just make it weirder in the end.
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9103/rofldata.gif

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 11:35 PM
That's my role. I'm the little green guy with the top hat and tails.


cuckoo77
12-23-2009, 11:38 PM
are...are...are you my Great Gazoo?

Dr Faustus
12-23-2009, 11:39 PM