My damp undies and ass rug give rise to such a varied and colourful imagery.

It's apparently the inspiration for Svankmajer's next film.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m78olb75rI1qjvujxo1_500.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/eJ4E4.jpg

I actually listened to Mega(dave)(duck)deth today. The first album. Not that hideous remaster. The real one.

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It really pulls the room together.

Did you finally watch Lebowski? :ashine: Did you like it?


It's apparently the inspiration for Svankmajer's next film.

Cool. I wonder will I get a cameo?

Loosely based on The Elves & The Shoemaker.....

A poor old Underwear maker receives mysterious help from some strange folk while he sleeps.

Turns out it's his ass hair that comes alive at night, sneaks downstairs and sews 20 pairs of quality undies a night.

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I actually listened to Mega(dave)(duck)deth today. The first album. Not that hideous remaster. The real one.

I love the first 4 albums as silly as they are.

Countdown has a handful of good songs.....and then it's all shit.

on a loosely related note:

Been planning on Nutting Kill 'Em All for awhile.

Almost have it all nicely worded in my head. :laugh:

Loosely based on The Elves & The Shoemaker.....

A poor old Underwear maker receives mysterious help from some strange folk while he sleeps.

Turns out it's his ass hair that comes alive at night, sneaks downstairs and sews 20 pairs of quality undies a night.

It sounds fantastic. Really. :laugh:


Been planning on Nutting Kill 'Em All for awhile.

Almost have it all nicely worded in my head. :laugh:

James' voice was kinda high back then. That's another album I've not heard in half a decade. I don't own it any more. :shock:

I listen to about half of ...Justice every now and again. Last 2 songs are great.

They were the entire side 4 on the record. They worked beautifully together.

I think they just like to see me being a bitch.

:169:




Being Stath is his character. He's really a fairy in a tutu in real life. :eye:

I worded it wrong. I meant everyone else. Yes, Stath was Stath.


Free food. :brofist:




Wicket's going in dry.

:changspew:


I could just eat the mayo.



Also, it appears you'd need to use Grape DRANK. Not juice.

:changspew:


Vodka in a water bottle is better. :D

For getting drunk. Not for messing with other people. The mayo would gross me out.


I am imagining the silhouette of them sitting on that sign, as the sun goes down.

Real men take care of their children.

Fantastically moving ad campaign.

You 'sposed to take care of yo' kids!


I had 16 earlier. Down to 8 tabs, Q-Dir open and one computer open also using Q-Dir.

I always have at least 3 open. 1 for shrine, 2 for pics and gifs.





For being some all powerful mask, it sure didn't do anything except make him look stupid.
Wasn't the whole point to become a necromancer? He didn't raise a single zombie.
Really hard to fap to Rose McGowan with that stupid hairdo. Good thing the other one showed some skin.

This guy looks better than the movie goatse-mouth one.



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Really hard to fap to Rose McGowan with that stupid hairdo.

Persevere.

It sounds fantastic. Really. :laugh:

Some concept art from the film.

:bearclap::bearclap: I did get a cameo. It captures my best side.

Rose McGowan .

Saw her in something OnDemand with Ray Wise recently.

It sucked ass.

She looks a mess now. Did not age well at all.

Persevere.

Nope. Rachel Nichols filled the void.

She looks a mess now. Did not age well at all.

She was in a nasty car accident, I'm pretty sure it messed up her face. :sad: A friend of mine was in a horrible accident right after graduation. She got a lot of reconstructive surgery and looks normal now but she's never looked the same.

Last thing I saw Rose in was that Rodriguez flick.


Nope. Rachel Nichols filled the void.

Had to GIS. Don't recognise her.

For being some all powerful mask, it sure didn't do anything except make him look stupid.
Wasn't the whole point to become a necromancer? He didn't raise a single zombie.
Really hard to fap to Rose McGowan with that stupid hairdo. Good thing the other one showed some skin.

:confused: zwuh?


This guy looks better than the movie goatse-mouth one.



Holding it in. Letting it build. Replacing pictures with teddy bears and fluff instead of graphic and gratuitous violence and blood. :)


Some concept art from the film.




:awsm: There's that advertising appeal.


She looks a mess now. Did not age well at all.

True story~

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She was in a nasty car accident

:erm: Really? :sad:

http://i.imgur.com/6ljF8.gif


Replacing pictures with teddy bears and fluff instead of graphic and gratuitous violence and blood. :)

I'm not afraid of blood. Even my own.

:confused: zwuh?

Conan remake.
Twas dumb.

http://i.imgur.com/6ljF8.gif

*bowling pin sfx* :doc:



Computer lagging... internet... firewall update... MS Security Essentials is acting up...

Transferring data to external...

back later, must update crap and do some security stuff. :whatever:

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Conan remake.
Twas dumb.

:treknod:

'Nuff said.

:erm: Really? :sad:

Yup, I'm pretty sure it happened around the time that Death Proof came out. Had glass break on her face or smth

She was starting to look weird before the accident as well.

Too much surgery being done.

Such a shame.

There was nothing wrong in the first place.

Oh wow, just googled Rose McGowan 2012 and she doesn't even look like a person now. :sad: She was so pretty.

I just remembered her having some scars at the Death Proof premiere or something similar, reading about the accident, and being reminded of my old friend. Didn't know it was a lot worse than that.

I do stuff like that. :laugh:

Then I start laughing and they ask me "what?"

...which makes me laugh even more.

It's terrible.

:rofldata:

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Oh wow, just googled Rose McGowan 2012 and she doesn't even look like a person now. :sad: She was so pretty.

I just remembered her having some scars at the Death Proof premiere or something similar, reading about the accident, and being reminded of my old friend. Didn't know it was a lot worse than that.

Yeah...saw some of the ones after her accident.

She was still quite good looking.

Now it's just.......weird and doughy and not face shaped.

Randomly tearing off people's glasses is hilarious to me. To imagine I mean, I've never done it. I don't know why, I wear glasses so I know full well it would suck. It's just such a bizarre thing to do.

Randomly tearing off people's glasses is hilarious to me. To imagine I mean, I've never done it. I don't know why, I wear glasses so I know full well it would suck. It's just such a bizarre thing to do.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

You're a monster.

Note to self: wear contacts around Mandi. She's wily.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qjwhQ9B01rw7p2go1_250.gif

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I gotta do a decent run of that show from the start.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I gotta do a decent run of that show from the start.

First season treads very unoriginal ground. You remember that first season X-Files that was a remake of the Thing? They are like that. But the brothers keep it interesting. When it stops being bad ghoul of the week it gets really really good.

Castiel FTW.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

You're a monster.

You're the one who wants to go around punching people in the face, buster. At least I have the courtesy to remove their glasses for them first.

Supernatural is good times. It can be campy but that's part of its charm. Just a fun show that occasionally makes me want to cry too. End of season two. ; ;

Cosplay done right part 4.

X-Files

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/1/6/z/k/16zkh/Happy%20Bunny.gif


You're the one who wants to go around punching people in the face, buster. At least I have the courtesy to remove their glasses for them first.

:) Ain't no monster like the cuckoo monster. :)

Did you finally watch Lebowski?

No. I sincerely have a behavioral disorder.

99% of my life is hitting New Posts and watching the same vids over and over on youtube.

You made a Lebowski joke and were too lazy to watch Lebowski. The Dude would be proud. :laugh:

You made a Lebowski joke and were too lazy to watch Lebowski. The Dude would be proud. :laugh:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

One-upping The Dude.

Nope. :shock: Nope. :shock: Nope. :shock:

http://i.imgur.com/AiaQi.gif

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One-upping The Dude.

I just pictured the Dude in Iron Man pants and a : smug : face.

It was wonderful. :rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

At least he drinks.

I haven't brought myself to do that in ages. No matter how much I plan.

http://i.imgur.com/AiaQi.gif

Had to youtube pulling insects out of ear. :laugh:

June bug in some dude's ear. :laugh: Yum.

Spider's living under skin.

Maggots in someone's face.

:bearclap:

I've always liked the journey "popping cysts" takes you on.

At least he drinks.

He does. Copiously.

I've always liked the journey "popping cysts" takes you on.

:laugh: It never really gets old.

Like visiting it for the first time every time. :laugh:

Maggots in someone's face.

You old romantic. You say the sweetest things.

Life is hard work. http://i.imgur.com/GaGuD.gif

Sisyphus cat will shortly be NOT AMUSED.

Is that sandpaper or Taco Bell napkins?

Is that sandpaper or Taco Bell napkins?

Aren't they the same thing?

Never been to Taco Bell. I don't even know if they are over here. I know they're not in my part of the dark woods.

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This is cool. Seems to have been an influx of new cat gifs. http://i.imgur.com/9YrBH.gif

Never been to Taco Bell. I don't even know if they are over here. I know they're not in my part of the dark woods.

I think Taco Bell is just in the America's.

We have Taco Time. It's just as trotty.

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According to wiki there's Taco Bells in Canada and The Future.

Trots for everybody!!! :D :D :D

Aren't they the same thing?

They aren't particularly coarse, here.

GTA had Cluckin' Bell. Eat too many and you CJ got overweight and couldn't run from the cops as well. True story.

Running from the cops as a wee lad keeps one fit for life. :smrt:

If not for that Doc wouldn't look so bangin' in those yoga pants.

GTA had Cluckin' Bell. Eat too many and you CJ got overweight and couldn't run from the cops as well. True story.

Philip getting overweight, I remember.

Shou, not so much :erm:

Which character do you most relate to? (http://the-big-bang-theory.com/polls/viewpoll/41/)
Sheldon (8,859 votes /30.2%)
Leonard (9,131 votes /31.2%) <---most popular.
Penny (5,056 votes /17.3%)
Howard (1,412 votes /4.8%)
Raj (2,198 votes /7.5%)
Amy (1,100 votes /3.8%)
Bernadette (1,550 votes /5.3%)

29,306 votes
Thanks for voting

:whatever:

Which character do you most relate to? (http://the-big-bang-theory.com/polls/viewpoll/41/)
Sheldon (8,859 votes /30.2%)
Leonard (9,131 votes /31.2%) <---most popular.
Penny (5,056 votes /17.3%)
Howard (1,412 votes /4.8%)
Raj (2,198 votes /7.5%)
Amy (1,100 votes /3.8%)
Bernadette (1,550 votes /5.3%)

29,306 votes
Thanks for voting

:whatever:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

You always struck me as a Howard type.

Money. Do not want.

At least the money's being honest.

Who knows how many crackwhore's asses that last $20 I stuffed in mouth has been in.

No seriously, what does CJ stand for?


Also:

The great injustices of the first world. I wasn't told I'm my favorite character based on easy to manipulate questions :ashine:


~_~

Makes me strangely glad I am utterly broke atm :smrt:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

You always struck me as a Howard type.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

So true :laugh: I so wanted to be Sheldon though. :sad: But I know it's just not true.

...until I put on my SparkTech mask.

...but then that changes when I talk about "viruses", "infections" and "cleaning".

:ifyouknowwhatimean:


Money. Do not want.



:confused: Is "mickey" slang for penis, vagina, anus, peginus?

Over hear, I've grown up hearing people calling a "mickey" a small bottle of liquor.
Don't remember what the size is in ounces or litres... :laugh: I don't read when I drink :rolleyes:

No seriously, what does CJ stand for?

He was a GTA character. Carl Jenkins.

Makes me strangely glad I am utterly broke atm :smrt:

Plastic is the way to go.

You know your card's only been up your bum.........mostly.

Over hear, I've grown up hearing people calling a "mickey" a small bottle of liquor.
Don't remember what the size is in ounces or litres... :laugh: I don't read when I drink :rolleyes:

Cuckoo used that, made me chuckle. A Mickey is an Irishman's penis. Much less pleasant than a bottle of Jack.

Oh, I didn't even notice GTA was at the beginning of that sentence :erm:


So, when you put on your SparkTech mask, you spout incorrect science and techno babble.

Good to know.

Plastic is the way to go.

Plastic means having to spend extra time in shops waiting for the cashier with the blonde hair and dark eyebrows to figure out the machine.

I prefer cash. Then when I have none I know I can't overspend.

Plastic means having to spend extra time in shops waiting for the cashier with the blonde hair and dark eyebrows to figure out the machine.

Yes...but it gives you time to chat the hoor up and it can be you being the one stuffing bills up the cashier's ass once she's off work. :smrt:

I voted for Sheldon.

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Carl Jenkins.

Was he played by SLJ?

Yes...but it gives you time to chat the hoor up and it can be you being the one stuffing bills up the cashier's ass once she's off work. :smrt:

Yes...but it gives you time to chat the hoor up and it can be you being the one stuffing bills up the cashier's ass once she's off work. :smrt:

Foresight. And an agenda. You're a dangerous one.

Somehow there's a way of bringing back wiping one's bum with sandpaper to the mix again.

Making it full circle. :laugh:

Was he played by SLJ?

I don't know what an SLJ is so ... maybe? :confused:

So, when you put on your SparkTech mask, you spout incorrect science and techno babble.

Good to know.

Very biased babble, yes.

I don't know half of the science half as well as I should like; and, I like less than half of science half as well as I deserve~

Who's the one who's babbling, now?

I don't know what an SLJ is so ... maybe? :confused:

Say "what" again.

Ah. SLJ. No. Same game. Different charcters.

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Say "what" again.

Is that the safe word? :naughty:

Is that the safe word? :naughty:

Safe word doesn't come into play until I start stuffing $2 coins up your bum.....

...and even then....only if I'm feeling friendly. :)

Much less pleasant than a bottle of Jack.

To each their own.

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Who's the one who's babbling, now?

Bilbo is.

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Say "what" again.

...what? :confused:

Safe word doesn't come into play until I start stuffing $2 coins up your bum.....

I'll be in profit. I'm going to guess they're the same size as the �2 coins over here. I can accommodate those.

I'll be in profit. I'm going to guess they're the same size as the �2 coins over here. I can accommodate those.

Ours are just a tad bigger by a few millimeters.

It'll be a change.

Some mild discomfort at first, but soon you be rolling in the dough....and probably some anal spillage as well.

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Neil Gaiman reviewed The Dark Knight Rises.

He says it's pretty predictable but still enjoyable.

Spoilers or not, you're going to figure it all out within the first 30 minutes.

His third fave film of the year so far.

Moonrise Kingdom and Cabin In The Woods beat it.

:treknod:

Good man, Mr. Gaiman. Good man.

....and probably some anal spillage as well.

"Probably" leaves room for doubt. It's worth the risk.

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His third fave film of the year so far.

How many films has he seen this year? Three? :baddoc:

Safe word doesn't come into play until I start stuffing $2 coins up your bum.....

...and even then....only if I'm feeling friendly. :)

I still haven't seen Moonrise Kingdom. Can't wait for TDKR. It's a good year for movies.

I'm out. Movie time. Niters, all. :D

Can't wait for TDKR.

:love: You shall be my new #1 BFF.


I'm out. Movie time. Niters, all. :D



Niters, Doc :)

:bearclap: Want. Use. Cuckoo. Amish. Yankovic.

"Probably" leaves room for doubt. It's worth the risk.

:) Excellent.

Shall I do two rolls or three?


I still haven't seen Moonrise Kingdom. Can't wait for TDKR. It's a good year for movies.

I've enjoyed every 2012 I've seen so far.

...don't remember them all anymore though. :laugh:

Part of the problem of seeing too many.

Spidey, Cabin In The Woods, The Grey, The Woman In Black and The Avengers are probably the ones I'll remember fondly at the end of the year so far.

---

TDKR should be good times.

Friday. :D

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I'm out. Movie time. Niters, all. :D

Niters. :)

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Want. Use. Cuckoo. Amish. Yankovic.

What?

:laugh:

Revelation 2D :)

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Is Avengers the only one I've seen in 2012?

Is Avengers the only one I've seen in 2012?

The Doc & Canadian Currencey sex tape will be sent to you once I'm done editing.

That will make it two 2012 films. :)

I receive all Doc and Cuckoo sex films.


Whether I want them or not :erm:

I think Cabin in the Woods is my number one right now. With The Avengers right below it. Can't wait to own Cabin. :D

I saw The Hunger Games in theaters and that was just alright. Brave was mildly disappointing but still good. I think I just have unrealistic expectations for Pixar movies that don't have cars in the title.

Going through a 2012 list....

seen Man On A Ledge, 21 Jumpstreet, Brave, Prometheus, John Carter, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, American Pie 4, Snow White, MIB III and Ted as well.

...:confused:....seems like I've seen more than that, considering I go nearly once a week.

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I receive all Doc and Cuckoo sex films.


Whether I want them or not :erm:

:)

Wait'll you find the easter eggs.

...or shall I say "Easter Negs". :naughty:


I think Cabin in the Woods is my number one right now.

Cabin is my fave by a long shot so far.

Spidey isn't far behind.

Checking the list........yes. Revelation will be the only other movie I see in theatres this year.

If it comes out.

Spidey, Cabin In The Woods, The Grey, The Woman In Black and The Avengers are probably the ones I'll remember fondly at the end of the year so far.

I want to see Cabin. And Spidey. :whatever:
Cabin I'm looking forward to seeing. :awsm:
Spidey... :whatever: If I enjoy, which I'm sure I will... :laugh: You know what to do.

I enjoyed The Grey and The Woman In Black.
I watched TWIB with my Pulfrich. :happycroc:
The Grey has yet to be watched with the Pulfrich.
The Avengers I cannot wait anymore for. :bearclap:


TDKR should be good times.

:love: You will be my #2. You. *touches your nose* You will.
(I need an AD gif for that... Stan does it better.)


Friday. :D

:happycro----

CRAP!!! :sad: I spent all of my money. Damn owing money to my drinking. :rolleyes:

So I've got two weeks to assault him with spoilers real and fake.

He'll never know. MWUAHAHAHAHA

Ahh....list I was reading off was incomplete, that's why.

The Phantom Menace, Cosmopolis, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Wanderlust, The Raid, Goon, The Chernobly Diaries and The Raven too.

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Checking the list........yes. Revelation will be the only other movie I see in theatres this year.

If it comes out.

Looking at what's to come.

Think I'd like to see The Bourne Legacy, The Expendables (:rolleyes: general rule I have to see every Stath film), ParaNorman, Lawless, Finding Nemo, Dredd, Killing Them Softly, Looper, Frankenweenie, Taken 2, Argo, Silent Hill 2, 7 Psychopaths, Life Of Pi and The Hobbit,



:love: You will be my #2.


I will be nothing of the sort. :notgood:


So I've got two weeks to assault him with spoilers real and fake.

I'll supply you with real ones and you can do with them as you wish. :)

What?


Say what again.

We should get those, fill them up, and then hit the town singing Amish Paradise :laugh:


Revelation 2D :)

:bearclap: A movie that must be seen in any format.


Whether I want them or not :erm:

You want them.


I saw The Hunger Games in theaters and that was just alright.

You're #2, Cuckoo's #1. :whatever:


Man On A Ledge, 21 Jumpstreet, Brave, Prometheus, John Carter, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, American Pie 4, Snow White, MIB III and Ted

I have MoaL downloaded, converted to DVD but not yet watched all the way through... :erm: Why? I lurrrve Sam.
Sadly watched 21JS... :nathanfillion: all around. Except for cameos :laugh:
Have not watched Brave. Looking forward to it. Almost.
Prometheus. :love: Really good movie. So far, my #1 this year.
Watched the first 5 minutes of JC... :erm: Stopped. Right. There.
EL&IC... what's that one again? Have not seen it. Tom Hanks? 9/11?
:laugh: American Reunion, DVD, ready to go. Tonight.
Snow White was fun. Not a solid 4 out of 5. A 3.5/5.
MIB3... :erm: Stopped. On. Trailer.
Ted, will watch. For free. :169:

Downloaded movies available on BD and DVD. Not theatre.
Wrath of the Titans I enjoyed a lot. :bearclap: Really fun. Sam :love:
Sherlock 2 was extremely enjoyable.
The Immortals was brainless fun.
MI:Ghost Protocol is actually watchable. I don't mind it.


If it comes out.

:ashine: I'm concerned about that, too. With the complete lack of promotional material, advertisements, official news, or even a trailer, I'm so confused.
And scared.
Although he states on his blog the official release date in theatres, it just doesn't feel like it's all that official.

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So I've got two weeks to assault him with spoilers real and fake.

He'll never know. MWUAHAHAHAHA

:nathanfillion: I both hate and love you...
Monster of monsters...
Monster...


The Phantom Menace, Cosmopolis, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Wanderlust, The Raid, Goon, The Chernobly Diaries and The Raven too.

:erm: 3D Phantom came out already? I remember all the hype but don't remember seeing any news about the reviews, the box office ratings, the theatre promotions or any of the sort.
It's like the movie had the hugest build up then just had one showing and was never talked about. Twilight Zone.

I want to see Cosmopolis, The Raid and Chernobyl Diaries.

The Raven is available in 1080p, will have to make room to get it.


The Bourne Legacy, The Expendables (:rolleyes: general rule I have to see every Stath film), ParaNorman, Lawless, Finding Nemo, Dredd, Killing Them Softly, Looper, Frankenweenie, Taken 2, Argo, Silent Hill 2, 7 Psychopaths, Life Of Pi and The Hobbit,

TBL, Nemo, Dredd, Looper, Frankenweenie, Taken 2, SH2, and The Hobbit look good.
I'd want to see those.

with Pulfrich or circular polarized glasses :rolleyes:


I will be nothing of the sort. :notgood:

:( You take all the fun out of BFF's.


I'll supply you with real ones and you can do with them as you wish. :)

Monster #2

HBV, not spoilery

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/vlcsnap-2012-07-17-20h37m48s110.pnghttp://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/vlcsnap-2012-07-17-20h37m53s173.png

You should be used to it by now, Gentaro :rolleyes:

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I'll supply you with real ones and you can do with them as you wish. :)

We are righteous bastards.

Notice how he's willing to suffer it from us, but Letterman's a cancer-lipped faggot :rolleyes:

:( You take all the fun out of BFF's.

Because I don't want to act like a 15 year old girl?


fag. (http://youtu.be/GkSFijFzw8I) :laugh:



We are righteous bastards.

Notice how he's willing to suffer it from us, but Letterman's a cancer-lipped faggot :rolleyes:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Because Letterman can't rip him a new asshole in retaliation. :laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/uuZ9D.gif

http://i.imgur.com/uuZ9D.gif

....y'now.....I'd rather watch DOTM than talk to Cindy as well. :laugh:

---

Neighbor cooked me up a steak. :D

Gotta go.

laters, perverts.

You know how I think the concept of one person representing an entire race/culture/etc. is bullshit?

I'll let it slide, just this once.

Sparky, you're now singlehandedly responsible for everyone who likes Bayformers.


















Start running.

:doc::doc:

I don't mind the Costner one, Alan Rickman and Morgan Freeman really makes it worth it.

But damn, Cary Elwes really delivers. My family and I prefer CE's early career over his recent years :laugh: :sad: Poor guy. He was pure gold.
We were so excited to go watch Kiss The Girls in theaters. Then... :sigh:
We bought it on DVD afterward, anyway :laugh:
Errol Flynn. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0029843/)
Everyone else is a pretender.
JonC

Is it wrong to wish I could go back in time just to stop Michael Bay's parents from meeting, thus erasing him from existence? I mean, I haven't really been into Gen 1 TF since I was 12, but even I despise what Bay did to the franchise.

Is it wrong to wish I could go back in time just to stop Michael Bay's parents from meeting, thus erasing him from existence? I mean, I haven't really been into Gen 1 TF since I was 12, but even I despise what Bay did to the franchise.

It is the opposite of wrong.

The universe where you successfully did that is the greatest of them all.

Neighbor cooked me up a steak. :D

Gotta go.

laters, perverts.

Is that just a canada thing? Neighbors that actually interact without hostility or speak at all? I have lived in places for years and sometimes never even met mine or on one case never even saw them despite there only being 10 feet between us.

I used to give my old neighbors food all the time. My downstairs neighbors thought I had an eating disorder. :laugh: I just like to bake and I dislike wasting food.

Is it wrong to wish I could go back in time just to stop Michael Bay's parents from meeting, thus erasing him from existence? I mean, I haven't really been into Gen 1 TF since I was 12, but even I despise what Bay did to the franchise.

If you succeed in your quest, you shall be absolved of all sin and welcomed back into the bosom of STS.




See, Dracula's Curse wasn't poorly translated at all :awsm:

Is that just a canada thing? Neighbors that actually interact without hostility or speak at all? I have lived in places for years and sometimes never even met mine or on one case never even saw them despite there only being 10 feet between us.

Yep. My friends in New West are friendly and on good terms with their neighbors. They get lots of invites for food.
Or they have desserts delivered out of the blue :laugh:

My ex-friend (whom I recently gotten rid of) had the same living terms with their neighbors. Still do. :erm: Past-tense is applied to her existence.
Not her neigbors.

Yeah her neighbors, too.

"Secondary friends" applies to "acquaintances" whom are less-than-existent than the Secondary Friends.

My dad is good neighbors with some of the guys here. The ones he volunteers with.

I'm not friendly neighbors with anyone.
Cus I hate people.
It's not a Vancouver thing, despite what people say.
I was born in a small town and still hated people then :laugh:

I hear Toronto is worse than Vancouver.
Here, we're rude and ignore.
Over in Toronto they'll stab your neck with a pencil and call you obscene racial slurs.

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fag. (http://youtu.be/GkSFijFzw8I) :laugh:

:rdj:


Because Letterman can't rip him a new asshole in retaliation. :laugh:

because you guys actually haven't said anything yet. I'm still debating whether I should sing out for good until I watch the movie.
I don't know if he actually spoiled the movie for real or not. i haven't heard a single peep from anyone about the validity of his spoil.
I ignored reading the article. Once I saw the sentence I rage fapped.
And then Cuckoo pretty said he spoiled the ending.

The only other reviews I heard about the movie is that it was very :awsm: and it lived up to everyone's expectations. Nothing about a surprise ending though.
Not like Prometheus where Scott said the ending really makes you think twice of how it's related to the Alien franchise (and that it's not).




:rofldata: How? Are the Tenenbaums so royal that they get their own super powers to transform?


....y'now.....I'd rather watch DOTM than talk to Cindy as well. :laugh:

Is that who's on the phone? What's that from?


Start running.

For the finish line.


Is it wrong to wish I could go back in time just to stop Michael Bay's parents from meeting, thus erasing him from existence? I mean, I haven't really been into Gen 1 TF since I was 12, but even I despise what Bay did to the franchise.

Depends. Is this going to be directed by Cameron or McG?
:laugh: For the love of jeeboo, not Jonathan Mostow. :notgood:

Watching "The_Spectacular_Spider-Man" for the first time.

Shit is SO much better then Ultimate Spider-Man, at least in terms of voices/humor.

In that universe Derrick J. Wyatt directs them and we all live happily ever after ^_______^

JonC

JonC

We need a DreddNod

:treknod:

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:laugh: So me and my mumsy are watching Stigmata (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145531/) on DVD (haven't watched it forever).

Can't remember, something, something, Sodom and Gomorrah, the flood, Humans 2.0, humans are stupid and gullible for religion.

I said something about "That's why we're Satan's favorite and why he preys on us: we're gullible as shit."
She got chills :laugh:

Oh right! I remember how we got into that. She thought I said humans are stupid and that either god or devil are stupid too.

:eye: Although...if we look at the fact that we are created in jeeboos image, then by that definition He that is called Him is stupid.
Which leaves only one of the three not stupid.
:smrt:

"fact" :doc: bible has facts in it :joker lightning:

There's a facebook comment that wraps logic around to call Satan a Knight watching over us. A Dark Knight.

But, I'm not in the mood to dig it up.



AMEN.





I don't understand the logic of this. How much of a lightweight are you that American beer does anything for you?

Errol Flynn. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0029843/)
Everyone else is a pretender.
JonC

I like the idea of Robin Hood but have never really enjoyed any version of him in TV or film...

...except Disney. :laugh:

If I had to pick a live action I suppose it would be Flynn.

He was fun stuff.

If not serious then....

Vincent Cassel in Shrek, Rik Mayall in Black Adder and John Cleese in Time Bandits. :rofldata: :rofldata:



The universe where you successfully did that is the greatest of them all.

One problem with this universe...

...Square Enix never existed. Therefore Final Fantasy never existed. Resulting in no Shrine and no STS.

...although Neg, IU, CM and Thomas all found each other on a funny cats youtube video comments.


Is that just a canada thing? Neighbors that actually interact without hostility or speak at all? I have lived in places for years and sometimes never even met mine or on one case never even saw them despite there only being 10 feet between us.

Somewhat. I've known my neighbor for a good nearly 7 years now.

He takes care of my cat when I'm away...I take care of his.

We have evening drinks and cigarettes when ain't nothing else going on...watch movies and all that. Silly neighborly shit.

I do have some neighbors that hate me......this couple. They love shit-talking me. Calling me a drug addict, waste of space and shit like that.

...so I bought a BBQ for the building to rub it in their bitchy faces.

I get free BBQ all the time now.

Spend some to get some, I say.

I don't understand the logic of this. How much of a lightweight are you that American beer does anything for you?

I imagine it's more or less their I.Q. that plays a larger role.

:rofldata:

Gave Sparky some energy drink/vodka drinks the other night.

....that's about the time he stopped remembering and got pesky.




:rofldata: :rofldata:

One problem with this universe...

...Square Enix never existed. Therefore Final Fantasy never existed. Resulting in no Shrine and no STS.

...although Neg, IU, CM and Thomas all found each other on a funny cats youtube video comments.

ChronoxVI scenario.

MAKE IT SO.

cue the music (http://youtu.be/NnvZ6Dqv7Ws).

I don't understand the logic of this. How much of a lightweight are you that American beer does anything for you?
You're going for range, not power.

JonC
(I don't drink, so this is only a guess.)

He scratches my pussy, I scratch his.

I don't ever let neighbors say anything about me. They're all too bloody scared to even bat an evil eye at me :laugh:
I'm not the friendliest looking person when confined in spaces like corridors, hallways, elevators, doorways, staircases, sidewalks, buses, big open roads, big open hallways, big open fields.
When I'm cornered, I look more like that cat that stands on all two and ready to pull out a shank :laugh:

I like the idea of Robin Hood but have never really enjoyed any version of him in TV or film...

...except Disney. :laugh:

If I had to pick a live action I suppose it would be Flynn.

He was fun stuff.

If not serious then....
Have you ever seen When Things Were Rotten? It was only the air for about a month, but it was made by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry and was a hell of a lot funnier than Mel brooks' solo effort.

As for the Disney version, I found it a desperate rehash of tired material used from the last dozen films by an animation department cast adrift since losing their guiding light who had abandoned them long before he died.
The only reason it should be preserved is that Tim Burton worked on it as an inbetweener.
Sorry to be so harsh.

I don't ever let neighbors say anything about me. They're all too bloody scared to even bat an evil eye at me :laugh:
I'm not the friendliest looking person when confined in spaces like corridors, hallways, elevators, doorways, staircases, sidewalks, buses, big open roads, big open hallways, big open fields.
When I'm cornered, I look more like that cat that stands on all two and ready to pull out a shank :laugh:

You're like a perverted little Care Bear. :laugh:

How could anyone think you're intimidating?


Have you ever seen When Things Were Rotten? It was only the air for about a month, but it was made by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry and was a hell of a lot funnier than Mel brooks' solo effort.

No. It is available anywhere?

I imagine it's more or less their I.Q. that plays a larger role.

I am not denying my stupidity but I can definitely get drunk off a few American beers. Especially if I don't pace/don't eat before I drink. I don't weigh very much, though. I don't think I could handle vodka + energy drinks. :laugh:

I haven't drank beer in ages because I haven't drank to just to get drunk since I was maybe 19 or 20. Mixed drinks are the best, especially if you have a real liquor cabinet to play with.

I don't ever let neighbors say anything about me. They're all too bloody scared to even bat an evil eye at me :laugh:
I'm not the friendliest looking person when confined in spaces like corridors, hallways, elevators, doorways, staircases, sidewalks, buses, big open roads, big open hallways, big open fields.

I went ahead and fixed this, so I wouldn't asphyxiate from laughter.

I am not denying my stupidity but I can definitely get drunk off a few American beers.

Sparky's talking out of his ass. :laugh:

Nothing to do with intelligence.

Your size, how empty is your stomach, tolerance of alcohol.

I have one friend, she has one glass of wine she's on her ass. It's odd.

I think she might be allergic.

No. It is available anywhere?
I take it back. I found some clips on youtube.
They haven't held up well. But they seemed hilarious thirty years ago.
And laugh tracks destroy everything.
JonC
(But I remain dispassionate about the Disney one.)

As for the Disney version, I found it a desperate rehash of tired material used from the last dozen films by an animation department cast adrift since losing their guiding light who had abandoned them long before he died.
The only reason it should be preserved is that Tim Burton worked on it as an inbetweener.
Sorry to be so harsh.

You're a monster. :laugh:

I know it's from that lazy weird period.

Haven't seen it since I was a kid and knew it even back then. Still liked it though.

:shrugs:

Did Burton work on it?

I don't think so. That would have been too early for him.

He was on The Black Cauldron and The Fox & The Hound, though.

Gave Sparky some energy drink/vodka drinks the other night.

....that's about the time he stopped remembering and got pesky.

Yeah. Something among those lines. I see the world in a whole different light when I get to that "Point Of No Sober" :laugh:

It's like that flamethrower dude.
Me: "I bring you love"
Others: "Ack! Fuck off, dude. I'm not that drunk."
Me: "Yet. :169:"

Group hugs are fun. Surprisingly men have objection to them. Women on the other hand. Fucking perverts and a half if I ever saw one.
They're all like "ew, don't rape me".

I have group hug etiquette. No groping, no raping, no cupping of the asses.
One-on-one hugs are prime opportunities, however.

Are you getting drunk now?

You're getting stupider by the post.

It's like that flamethrower dude.


The who?

I think I know what he means. Which is scary beyond reason that I have any insight into how his mind works, at all.

My mind says I think I know what he means but can't quite find that file yet.

....if you know what I mean. :-P

FataBataRang - YouTube (http://youtu.be/wtvx8TBA5EM)

Can't recall the last time I replaced a couch with gay sex. :laugh:

You're a monster. :laugh:

I know it's from that lazy weird period.

Haven't seen it since I was a kid and knew it even back then. Still liked it though.

:shrugs:

Did Burton work on it?

I don't think so. That would have been too early for him.

He was on The Black Cauldron and The Fox & The Hound, though.
I could have sworn I saw his name in the credits. Unlikely, since he would have been 14 at the time. He was a prodigy, but not that much of a prodigy. If you've got it, take a careful look through the credits, it would be minor and quick. Hell, I'm not even sure how much they counted inbetweeners in 1973...
Robin Hood looks especially sad when you see their earlier work. By the 1970's, it was easy to believe that animation was going to die out and never come back.

JonC

I'm fat and thus it takes a good amount of beer to get sloppy drunk. It's actually really hard to get sloppy drunk even on hard stuff. I mostly just get tunnelvision and pressure behind my eyes. I can count on one hand how many times I have gotten totally wasted. Never blacked out, I can remember every stupid thing I did which kind of sucks.

I mostly just get tunnelvision and pressure behind my eyes. I can count on one hand how many times I have gotten totally wasted.

My condolences :sad:


Hello. I'm failed psychologist and internet cunt, Dr. Ashen.

This sounds so so familiar.....

Oh yeah, that's my life story, too :awsm:

Best reason ever to start exercising: Found my wedding ring was causing circulation and nerve problems. Haven't taken it off in years, and find I have to give it a rest.
Damn fat fingers.
JonC

Robin Hood looks especially sad when you see their earlier work. By the 1970's, it was easy to believe that animation was going to die out and never come back.

I think I'm in the minority when it comes to Disney films and kind of liking that era most.

The Phil Harris/Sterling Holloway era, if you will. :)

The Jungle Book being the best.

The Aritstocats was decent.

...and Robin Hood is just a guilty pleasure and nostalgic thing.


Never blacked out, I can remember every stupid thing I did which kind of sucks.

Didn't you black out sometime late last year.

I think it was you talking about blacking out at some party last year.

....maybe it was....no one but Doc, Sparky and Neg drink here.

So yeah...I think it was you.

Didn't you black out sometime late last year.

I think it was you talking about blacking out at some party last year.

....maybe it was....no one but Doc, Sparky and Neg drink here.

So yeah...I think it was you.

I forgot about that. New years. They tell me I didn't do anything stupid though, just fell asleep. Is falling asleep the same as passing out?

I forgot about that. New years. They tell me I didn't do anything stupid though, just fell asleep. Is falling asleep the same as passing out?

Sort of.

I find when I pass out I never get rested or refreshed.

Weird...don't understand it...but that's the way it works.

Doc's a doc...he should know.

You're like a perverted little Care Bear. :laugh:

How could anyone think you're intimidating?

I'm Sparky The Terrible remember?



I don't weigh very much, though. I don't think I could handle vodka + energy drinks. :laugh:

I weigh a lot and still can't handle that much. I feed off the energy of others, so I really don't need that much at all.
Before Zoloft, I used to get batshit crazy off just life.

Actually, one of my friends is partial to blame for how I am today. Before her, I was all uptighty in person.
It was actually questionable to smile or say hello to me unless it was absolutely necessary.

Pre-2007 I had a reputation. Not a prison one or anything gangster.
Just a sagacious prick :laugh:
My mom is scared to hug me, drunk or sober.
Things were just. People knew their place. Crowds parted like a school of fish. I could reach my final destination in due time.
I was able to find people's weakness in 15 minutes and exploit them on subtle levels if they ever got on my nerves (which never took much back then :laugh:)
Most of the friends I had were just plain idjits. If we made reservations, I was the one they got to talk to the staff about it.
For some reason when they tried, no one understood a single word. But when I talked, the moved as if I snapped my fingers :itsamystery:
My PR skills were frighteningly efficient with staff members, whether it be the atypical dullard or the overworked, underpaid managers.

But life happened, things changed, people got lost in memories and I found a new friend, found Zoloft and everything turned for the... :erm: better? worse?
I'll let others decide. :itsamystery:

My ex-friend has this wild and open personality, she draws feeds off the energy like I do. Together we absorbed our friends and radiated something fierce enough for our friends to come alive. It's weird. Some of her friends are actually just really quiet people. But with me and her combined, we wake up the whole city.

It's like electricity and super conductors.

We weren't a thing. We considered each other best friends we never had. Or had and lost.
But even then things got intense. Sometimes that personality is too much and too demanding on my overall being.
I need time regenerate and compose myself.

I usually take a month off to be just by myself, no outings, no calls, no other interaction. Just me, my voice and my intrinsic idiosyncrasies.
Which, after you reach a certain age, the world no longer cares for.

And now, I am what you made me~




I went ahead and fixed this, so I wouldn't asphyxiate from laughter.

:doc: I had to re-read that several times before I figured it out.


Sparky's talking out of his ass. :laugh:

Nothing to do with intelligence.

Just wanted to take a punch at them college folk who drink "lite" beer. :notgood:
Coronas with limes are acceptable.
1) They don't say "lite"
2) They come with limes
3) They taste good.


Your size, how empty is your stomach, tolerance of alcohol.

:this: I'm oversized for my height and age. By about 30lbs.


I think she might be allergic.

I think the problem is that she is a she~

Most women I know really can't handle anything stronger than a "lite" beer.
Wine drives them batshit crazy. Hard stuff also.

Ick, women can be so disgusting. I've yet to meet one that can drink and not bring up their personal life.
"He's such a jerk." "He keeps texting me" "No! I'm not that kind of person, I'm not going to block him" "god i wish he would quit texting me".

Women.
:smug:

Ew, they even like to order Road Side too.
Such whores. In denial of being said whore.

I turned up the strength of my skim function for that one.

Still got enough fuel to imagine Sparky humping mew-mew :notgood:

Knowing that bit of Spork now, I'm thinking Cuckoo should spend some more time with those guys who said they should rape and kill him and dismember the body. :laugh:

I think the problem is that she is a she~

Most women I know really can't handle anything stronger than a "lite" beer.
Wine drives them batshit crazy. Hard stuff also.

Ick, women can be so disgusting. I've yet to meet one that can drink and not bring up their personal life.
"He's such a jerk." "He keeps texting me" "No! I'm not that kind of person, I'm not going to block him" "god i wish he would quit texting me".

Women.

Ew, they even like to order Road Side too.
Such whores. In denial of being said whore.

:rofldata:

Your worse than 5 women combined.

...and you're sweaty. :laugh:

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Knowing that bit of Spork now, I'm thinking Cuckoo should spend some more time with those guys who said they should rape and kill him and dismember the body. :laugh:

He's scared to walk down alleys or go anywhere near the Eastside.

Every time I suggest it he never wants to.

First night I hung out with he was nervous in the alleys of the Westside. :rolleyes: No idea why.

Made him walk down them anywayS and he was fine after 2 minutes when we found a pentagram. :laugh:

Watches too much Dexter & True Blood while listening to Jablonsky and Zimmer......

...gives him special "evil broody" powers. :laugh:

Are you getting drunk now?

No.


FataBataRang - YouTube (http://youtu.be/wtvx8TBA5EM)

:eye: No.

Meet the Pyro - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I)

Meet the Pyro - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I)

I won, guys.

:smug:

Ashens was just random.

we found a pentagram.




Watches too much Dexter & True Blood while listening to Jablonsky and Zimmer......

...gives him special "evil broody" powers. :laugh:

Ah, yes. The relentless, inane babbling of a delusional evil mastermind that is my former youth.

I miss high school. My powers were in my prime. Such sweet succulent memories of exploring the lore of our mythical and magical world that is the Church.

I won, guys.

You can have my Megadeth collection.

he was fine after 2 minutes when we found a pentagram. :laugh:

:eye:

How does th... I don't even...

I won, guys.

:bearclap: Your prize is a hug!

:eye:

How does th... I don't even...

I think I have a pic somewhere. :laugh:

One sec...

You can have my Megadeth collection.

:shock: He gets to meet the real you~

:bearclap: Your prize is a hug!

No thanks, Melvin.

I think I have a pic somewhere. :laugh:

One sec...

:shock:


*waits in anticipation*

No, ma, I don't have to pee. I'm just...waiting.

:eye:

How does th... I don't even...

Here it is:

No thanks, Melvin.

:nathanfillion:

But that wasn't even the real prize...
I would 169 here with just a simple 169, but that would be far too predictable and obvious.
So instead you get this...





















































































































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Here it is:

The only thing you rape is people's patience.

The only thing you rape is people's patience.

Now...


:169:



"Snow Doesn&#39;t Melt Forever..." (official trailer) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54CI61lo7a4&feature=g-vrec)

:erm: Not sure how to feel... I think I may look for that video...

Here it is:



Why would that ease his discomfort is what i was questioning.

Why would that ease his discomfort is what i was questioning.

It directed his attention elsewhere.

:laugh:

...like a little kd.

Seriously.

...he's not turning 30. :rofldata:

It directed his attention elsewhere.

:laugh:

:this:

In his mind he saved his game~

Why would that ease his discomfort is what i was questioning.

:eye: Can't you see how happy that made me?
After seeing that, I felt like Chris Tucker in Rush Hour, "Just like home! :awsm:"

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In his mind he saved his game~

:rdj: :rdj: :rdj:

Neg wins again :doc:

When it gets closer to the release date, fans should paint the Halo of the Sun all around town.

...he's not turning 30. :rofldata:

My conception of reality is crumbling at its foundation.

Cuckoo no...

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When it gets closer to the release date, fans should paint the Halo of the Sun all around town.

Do you have any idea how intricate that is? With spray cans.....

:badsparky:

We will settle for Alex's family crest.

...like a little kd.

Seriously.

...he's not turning 30. :rofldata:

:eye: kd? k...d...lang? :shock: :nokick: :mad:

:laugh: One day everyone will find out if I really am turning 30 or not :laugh:

One day everyone will find out if I really am turning 30 or not :laugh:

To what ill effect? It'll only hurt you if you're actually 30.

We win no matter the outcome :laugh:

My conception of reality is crumbling at its foundation.

My understanding of that crumbles at the word "My".


Do you have any idea how intricate that is? With spray cans.....

But a true artist would take on that task. If you can convince him it's more artistic than the jibber jabber spray painted on walls these days.


We will settle for Alex's family crest.

:treknod:

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To what ill effect? It'll only hurt you if you're actually 30.

We win no matter the outcome :laugh:

...son of a bitch.

To what ill effect? It'll only hurt you if you're actually 30.

We win no matter the outcome :laugh:

:doc: :doc:

It's true.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/251/0/f/halo_of_the_sun_by_ilykadothechacha-d2ybj5y.jpghttp://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/262/2/4/halo_of_the_sun_by_moonlightspirit-d4aaqez.jpg

I am to understand that he has a very long tongue. :naughty:

...son of a bitch.

Quoted for posterity.

All this pentagram talk and GIS'ing Halo of the Sun and reading the first page of The Bible, The Satanic Bible and The Witches Bible to me mum after watching Stigmata really makes me want to dig out my old papers for my writing.

Have lots on the topic from me own mind. Should do more of it. I miss it.
The soft impression of words clamouring against the blankness of a sheet. The life and blood of a pen running freely across the pages. The invisible world seeping into our domain of reality and bending to our laws of physics. The quenching of a thirst long forgotten...

All this really makes me want to dig out my old papers for my writing.

Do it. Go. Now. Run.

Neighbor cooked me up a steak. :D


If she's sexy give her some pork.

If she's sexy give her some pork.

:erm:

She is a gay 45 year old man. :laugh:

Do it. Go. Now. Run.

:laugh:

I found some really old shit. Fun school projects.

Keep meaning to transfer to MS Word for preservation.
Skimming through the edits and revisions, makes me want to listen to Sweeney Todd.

These are my friends~

*old math notes pop-up behind my back* I'm your friend, too, Mr Tank.

I think Cabin in the Woods is my number one right now. With The Avengers right below it. Can't wait to own Cabin. :D

I saw The Hunger Games in theaters and that was just alright. Brave was mildly disappointing but still good. I think I just have unrealistic expectations for Pixar movies that don't have cars in the title.

I'd put Toy Stories, Incredibles, Wall-E, Up, and Ratatouille (almost spelled that right. Remember the TV commercials that had the title spelled out phonically?) on the top.
With Nemo and Monsters next and then I'd put Bug's Life at about the same level as Cars I guess. I've only seen Cars 2 once so I can't place that one right now.

I really hope we're not getting Finding Nemo 2. We're already getting Monsters 2 but in the past. I can't see any possible story that could still be told with Nemo aside from the guys getting out of their bags.

See how they glisten.
See this one shine, how he smiles in the light,
My friends.

Say what again.


Butters - what what in the butt - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxCSSzb0I9o)

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See how they glisten.
See this one shine, how he smiles in the light,
My friends.
I tell the tale of Gandhi Todd.
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/16344591-original.html)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/16344591-original.html)

:rofldata:

That's the one that had whatsherface from Absolutely Fabulous in it.

If she's sexy give her some pork.

:erm:

She is a gay 45 year old man. :laugh:
So should I assume that's a yes?

I tell the tale of Gandhi Todd.
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/16344591-original.html)

:o Ima look up that version. Sir Ben Kingsley is the shit of the Sirs!

So should I assume that's a yes?

http://i50.tinypic.com/2w56fl2.gif

:ashine: Just remembered I saw Phantom of the Opera on BD at the HMV's for 30$.
No, not that craptastic Gerard's Butt version. :notgood:

But one from the stage theatre. Didn't have enough time to read which one it was.
Hopefully the original London cast.

The Canadian cast can't vibrato for shit. :whatever:



Richard Rodney Bennett: Film Music Pt. 10; The Tale of Sweeney Todd (1997) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiAmkYOKMq4)

:interesting cat:

I miss seeing this play in theatre. Grade 11 drama teacher took us on a field trip when it was playing here.
Can't remember who was doing Todd. :laugh: Doubt it was Angela Landsbury doing Lovett :laugh:

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:erm: Should we assume that to be a yes?

:erm: Should we assume that to be a yes?

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O_O

yes...

my...

lord...

*walks out the house slowly, stripping clothes and shits eggs in neighbors lawn*

I'm pretty sure this isn't Amy Pond cuz so far I haven't found any proof she was naked in anything.
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/16344645-original.html)

Phantom of the Opera - Music of the Night lyrics (Gerard Butler) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE7R9UB13wI)

he has too deep of a voice and I think he's singing mostly with his chest than his stomach.
some of the parts sound too raspy and full of air.
sometimes it's like he's running out of air? :confused:

I'm not sure. his ending on certain words really sound too short run for his capability.

don't. like. it.

No gusto when he reaches the climax of the song, which is pretty much the epitome of the song.

blah. going back to Michael Crawford.

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Music of the Night- Michael Crawford - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-GXo10hfKI)

:bearclap:

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/16344661-original.html)

:erm: That wasn't the '86 recording. If you guys don't mind.

Still good, but not nearly as breath-taking as the first recording.

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I'm pretty sure this isn't Amy Pond cuz so far I haven't found any proof she was naked in anything.
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/16344645-original.html)

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t.A.T.u."Beliy Plaschik"
Turn Family Filter off.
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Just so you perverts know:

Today is The Nutshell's 1 year anniversary and we are lucky enough to have our very own JonC join Doc, Ndi and myself in wiping our Nuts on the wonderful world of cinema. :)

Just so you perverts know:

Today is The Nutshell's 1 year anniversary and we are lucky enough to have our very own JonC join Doc, Ndi and myself in wiping our Nuts on the wonderful world of cinema. :)

Just so you perverts know:

Today is The Nutshell's 1 year anniversary and we are lucky enough to have our very own JonC join Doc, Ndi and myself in wiping our Nuts on the wonderful world of cinema. :)

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/16344648-original.html)

Just so you perverts know:

Today is The Nutshell's 1 year anniversary and we are lucky enough to have our very own JonC join Doc, Ndi and myself in wiping our Nuts on the wonderful world of cinema. :)

The Nuts frighten me. You guys are too... prestigious. :ashine:

You make my pen seem... :erm:

The Nuts frighten me. You guys are too... prestigious. :ashine:

Behind the scenes, we shave letters into each other pubes and hide dookie's in one another's shoes.

Tomorrow night, I think Doc and Neg are going streaking through the Microsoft building in honor of The Load's love for Xbox.

They're getting the Neg Special.

Cum on EVERY wall.

They're getting the Neg Special.

Cum on EVERY wall.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

They'll be scrubbing for days.

I heard through the grapevine, you've been saving that shit up for weeks.

Sources, good ones you have.

Sources, good ones you have.

Oddly enough it was your local tissue distributor.

Rodney's brother Randy.

Wholesaling brothers from different mothers. It's a sensitive subject, but boys will be boys~

Microsoft building

Leave dookies there. In socks. Set on fire.

:creepyhenchman:

I know it's from that lazy weird period.

Haven't seen it since I was a kid and knew it even back then. Still liked it though.

The animation recycling they did around then is kind of impressive, in that it looks much better than most recycling you see.

Late 50s - 60s Disney is my favorite, but I really enjoyed some of their 70s output. They did some nice live action/animation mixed stuff. I know Mary Poppins gets more attention but I like Bedknobs & Broomsticks more. Maybe Pete's Dragon too, I'd have to rewatch it. I sang Candle in the Water to my cat when she was dying. ; ; Not sure I could handle hearing it still.

Pre-renaissance Disney 80s stuff is really underrated. Was trying to remember if Fox and the House was 70s or early 80s and I started thinking about how much of that stuff I love too. Know Black Cauldron was really bad for Disney but I love it. And The Great Mouse Detective :love:

I can't remember if the first Rescuers was 70s or 80s either. That was good stuff. Named my doll Penny.


I'd put Toy Stories, Incredibles, Wall-E, Up, and Ratatouille (almost spelled that right. Remember the TV commercials that had the title spelled out phonically?) on the top.
With Nemo and Monsters next and then I'd put Bug's Life at about the same level as Cars I guess. I've only seen Cars 2 once so I can't place that one right now.

I really hope we're not getting Finding Nemo 2. We're already getting Monsters 2 but in the past. I can't see any possible story that could still be told with Nemo aside from the guys getting out of their bags.

Andrew Stanton does some of the best work at Pixar, so there's that, but I'm not really enthusiastic about another sequel either. I was all for the Monsters Inc sequel before it was Monsters University because I think exploring the way the world changes as you grow up is one of the reasons the Toy Story sequels were such a success. I feel uneasy about it now, but I love Monsters Inc so I'll give it a chance. Might be the funniest Pixar movie, for me. Put that thing back where you came from or so help me~ Mostly, I just want more original stories from them.

I receive all Doc and Cuckoo sex films.

Whether I want them or not :erm:

Don't be coy. You were our first and most valued subscriber.


Is Avengers the only one I've seen in 2012?

I think this is the same for me. Got invited to a few others but they were to be in 3D. I don't want that shit.

I want to go see Vertigo in Sept. They are giving it a re-release but I'll likely not get there.


Doc's a doc...he should know.

:nathanfillion:


You can have my Megadeth collection.

Ouch. Neg won the wooden spoon. :p


Tomorrow night, I think Doc and Neg are going streaking through the Microsoft building in honor of The Load's love for Xbox.

IU is the only Xbox owner on there. Most of us are PS3.

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Blogger doesn't like Opera.



Found out when I was posting new Avi Nut. The Nut Box: Case Closed: Season 3 (2010) (http://deadercuckoo3.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/case-closed-season-3-2010.html)

I own a 360 as well.


Most people are preparing for The Dark Knight Rises by watching Begins and TDK. I am preparing by watching Batman Forever and Batman & Robin, so that no matter how Rises turns out, it won't be as bad as what could have been.

If you want to submit anything for Nut Load, go for it.

Check out the format. If you can, add the developer in labels (not the publisher) and we''ll throw it up for ya.

Ebay says they'll be back today...

Website says they left 4 days ago and will be back in September...

Shenanigans.

Anyone here got a DSi?

Would It be an alright price be 50 bucks used/refurbished?

Don't know. Don't have one. I got a DS. So didn't need a DSi.

Spent the past few days really cleaning my room. Again :laugh:

There's room to walk, there's room to sleep (my neck is soar, i'm not used to this :erm:), there's room gander at my book shelf and actually feel like pulling one off to read.

Still got about 7 boxes of cords, electronics and trash to sort out.
Then I move onto sorting out all the paper I have.

This is going to be fun.
I got 2 bags of recyclable material already. I think by the time I'm done, Mother Nature will be so proud of me. :awsm:

Got an appointment to get to. Laters.

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Ebay says they'll be back today...

Website says they left 4 days ago and will be back in September...

Shenanigans.

:erm: I was just browsing eBay yesterday or the day before... :itsamystery:

Facebook was down for an hour. Couldn't connect IMDb to the facebooks in order to sign in.
Had to say I forgot my password and go through the process of resetting it. :whatever:

I know Mary Poppins gets more attention but I like Bedknobs & Broomsticks more.

Hells yeah. :D


Was trying to remember if Fox and the House was 70s or early 80s

The '80's. That was the first film I ever saw in a movie theater. :)


Andrew Stanton does some of the best work at Pixar.

After seeing what he did with John Carter I think he should probably stick to animation.

Brad Bird did good going over to live action with M:I 4 though.

That was good fun. The climatic fight scene was just like a Pixar film. :laugh:


Blogger doesn't like Opera.

Found out when I was posting new Avi Nut. The Nut Box: Case Closed: Season 3 (2010) (http://deadercuckoo3.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/case-closed-season-3-2010.html)

That was kind of an odd lead into Avi's new Nut. :laugh:

Opera and Blogger don't say they don't like each other but I haven't experienced really any major problems yet.

I'm stubborn. I just don't want to use Chrome. :laugh:



Most people are preparing for The Dark Knight Rises by watching Begins and TDK. I am preparing by watching Batman Forever and Batman & Robin, so that no matter how Rises turns out, it won't be as bad as what could have been.

I'm preparing with Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad....and then some more Breaking Bad. :)

I'm not preparing at all, I just want to see some Batman. Really need this to be good. ; ;

Got my ticket for tomorrow night this morning since screenings have been selling out. I'd love to do the marathon of all three they're having for $20 but I can't really spare the time :(

I thought about the marathon too. :laugh:

I work directly downstairs from the theater.

I could just go to work after TDKR is done and sleep in a booth for a few hours before my shift starts. :laugh:

but no....not worth the hassle.

Pre-ordered a Friday show instead.

I'll just watch them on the way to Florida. 6 Hour drive. Or I may watch em both on Bluray tonight.

:erm: I was just browsing eBay yesterday or the day before... :itsamystery:

A specific seller.

:badsparky:


Really need this to be good. ; ;

Don't set up such situations. You'll just get fucked.

I know you're right.

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Fourze, Go-Busters THE MOVIE Full Trailer Streamed [Updated] - JEFusion (http://www.jefusion.com/2012/07/fourze-go-busters-movie-full-trailer.html)

You know what I'd like? Some glowy Tron-like underwear. I'd wear them and skip. Just fucking skip all day long.

A specific seller.

:erm: curiouser and curiouser...

I'm pretty sure they make Tron underwear? Though maybe it doesn't glow. I swear I've seen it but maybe I imagined it.

Been playing Space Channel 5 and I keep going up up down down shoot shoot shoot in my head. I MAKE THE GALAXY DANCE FOR ME UP. OOH BABY LOOK AT YOU DANCE UP.

You know what I'd like? Some glowy Tron-like underwear. I'd wear them and skip. Just fucking skip all day long.

Tron should have a whole fashion line, imo.
Complete with runway shows.

When I patch myself up for those long walks home, I want Tron-like reflective strips.
And a visor, ala Daft Punk~

I am not seeing the Tron undies. Did I really dream them up? That's just weird.

I'm not even a big Tron person, you would think I'd at least dream up C/J undergarments.

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:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Traumatized for life. :laugh:

Can't find a phobia of snowmen anywhere.

closest thing is snow itself.
but I hardly see that as a valid substitution for snowmen.

that kid is going to have terrible christmases for life :laugh:

Facebook was down for an hour.

Stop the World.


That was kind of an odd lead into Avi's new Nut. :laugh:

Yea. Sorry.

I got distracted by something shiny outside my window. I was expecting an anal probe but no such luck.

Facebook was down?!

How the hell was I going to figure out when the people I fucking hate were going to take a shit.

Hey Sparky. I have Batman spoilers :169:

Hey Sparky. I have Batman spoilers :169:

Keep it to yourself then.

Foly Huck. Filecloud is fast! I like it. It makes you sign up before you can D/L but I outsmarted it. :smrt:

Hide them in laughing puppet gifs. :rofldata:

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Foly Huck. Filecloud is fast! I like it. It makes you sign up before you can D/L but I outsmarted it. :smrt:

I saw some stuff there earlier but I didn't download it. It was just comics so speed wasn't a big deal, really, but next time I will give it a try.

:laugh:

I wouldn't do it. I hope you enjoy it, Sparky <3 Everyone else looking forward to it, too.

I need a break. Take care of yourselves.

I didn't see the Batman spoiler thing. I have no idea what it's about. You can put it on my visitor message page and Spark will see it next time he's stalking me. :smrt:


It was just comics so speed wasn't a big deal, really, but next time I will give it a try.

It's going faster than MF. At least it is for me, it may be different for other peeps.

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Laters, Neg. The next doc/cuckoo sex video will be delivered as soon as I can get the stamps out of cuckoo's ass. He'll be licking them.

Filecloud is fast! I like it. It makes you sign up before you can D/L but I outsmarted it. :smrt:

What site is this? I found 2, one doesn't offer a sign-up. And the other only has premium packages and no free memberships.

Filecloud.io. I had to make an account to use the free D/L but I used guerrillamail.

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Cuckoo, we still have no Q, U, X or Z on Suite. :shock: I don't have anything that begins with Q in my music collection. :p

I don't have anything that begins with Q in my music collection.

Get some Q Lazzarus.

Oops. I have Queens of the Stone Age. I forgot. :erm:

IU is the only Xbox owner on there. Most of us are PS3.

You didn't have to sound so accusatory. :laugh:


Anyone here got a DSi?

Would It be an alright price be 50 bucks used/refurbished?

I'd rather have the ones with the BC still, but it sounds good otherwise.



Watched Ong Bak, Prada to Nada (shut up) and Downfall on the Netflix. I can't fuckin stop. I haven't played a game in over a week.

Problem is I got rid of my GBA games a long time ago, so BC means nil to me.

In hindsight, it was a very bad idea. I have two great condition GBA SPs with no games to play.

I have two great condition GBA SPs with no games to play.

eBay that shit. Get some scratch.

You didn't have to sound so accusatory. :laugh:

:doc: I wasn't. Funny guy. I was saying why PS3 is so prevalent.


Watched Ong Bak, Prada to Nada (shut up) and Downfall on the Netflix. I can't fuckin stop. I haven't played a game in over a week.

Haven't seen Ong Bak since it came out. I liked it.
It went a bit overboard with the same shot from different angles 10 times in a row but still ... it was good.

No Queen? :eye:

No Quick Bunny Cyanide?



:shock: Feck! Premo is cheap!!!



30 days
$6


180 days
$30


365 days
$50

No Queen? :eye:

Only Queen I have is from 10 songs.

You made that table with code!? Feck.

I need a break. Take care of yourselves.

There he goes~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c78PZRsHs)

<3 Have fun.

eBay that shit. Get some scratch.

The Boxes were lost, and they mean a lot to my brother and I, so I couldn't bring myself to do it.

The Strangest Items Ever Created with Human Skin (http://www.sojones.com/news/153190-the-strangest-items-ever-created-with-human-skin-done/)

They obviously haven't browsed the STS inventory in the cellar.

Budarc left some pretty grueso---....:erm:

Bunny slippers.

....

perverts. All of you.


Hey Sparky. I have Batman spoilers :169:

:)


Spam sparky with pms about it.

:rofldata: :rofldata:


Foly Huck. Filecloud is fast! I like it. It makes you sign up before you can D/L but I outsmarted it. :smrt:

It was a little troublesome uploading when it froze on me....but once I got that sorted out it was a breeze. :)


Hide them in laughing puppet gifs. :rofldata:

:rofldata: :rofldata:


Cuckoo, we still have no Q, U, X or Z on Suite. :shock: I don't have anything that begins with Q in my music collection. :p

I have some

Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age & Q-tip.
U.N.C.L.E., U2 and UGK
nothing for X or Z.


You didn't have to sound so accusatory. :laugh:

I have an Xbox too.

We'll fap and fend off the red ring of death together. :)


Watched Ong Bak, Prada to Nada (shut up) and Downfall on the Netflix. I can't fuckin stop. I haven't played a game in over a week.

Been eyeing Onk Bak for awhile now.
While skimming through the selections the legs on the poster for Prada To Nada has slowed me down a bit. Can't deny it. :laugh: :laugh: Better stuff to watch though.
Downfall is good. Haven't seen it since theaters. Should watch it again.

The Boxes were lost, and they mean a lot to my brother and I, so I couldn't bring myself to do it.

Boxes aren't relevant. They mean nothing if they aren't factory sealed except to maybe a collector.
Sentimentality be damned, but fine then. Buy some cartridges then.

I have some X and Z.

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I have some X and Z.

:D



???

I hope it's them. :laugh:

I have an Xbox too.

We'll fap and fend off the red ring of death together. :)

Uh no, OG Xbox. Much lower failure rate for those. About 1 in 10 had a Tomson drive that was pretty much guaranteed to fail.




While skimming through the selections the legs on the poster for Prada To Nada has slowed me down a bit. Can't deny it.

Pretty much why I watched it. Camilla Belle makes me wet. Vega has a rockin body too, but I could take it or leave it.
I've actually seen worse romantic comedies, but I can see why it didn't light the moviegoing audience on fire.
2 Rich Bitches out of 5

Step 1:
"Go Advanced"
Either in a reply or quote.
To open the full editor.


Step 2:
Hit the "Table" button.
It's located under the B I U.
A dialog box will appear.


Step 3:
Modify as needed.
Rows, columns and Width. The Width determines the overall width of all columns combined.
Important! Make sure you set Table Style to Grid. Easier to read.


Step 4:
Input your data inside the fields only! Placing text outside the fields will not appear in your post.
The fields are for your Rows.
The fields are for your Columns.


Step 5:
Preview your post before Submitting.
Edit as needed and submit upon satisfaction.
:smrt:



Typical Table structure:
(Viewed using "noparse" tags. ())

1 Row; 3 Columns.






Hints: Depending on your monitor and Shrine Theme, if you set the width too high, it will generate a scroll bar in the same fashion as "code" text when it exceeds beyond standard width dimensions of a typical post.

In my case, I found that the maximum width is 930.
I have selected to use only increments of 10ths and not 1s.

Uh no, OG Xbox. Much lower failure rate for those. About 1 in 10 had a Tomson drive that was pretty much guaranteed to fail.

...but I whipped up a batch of Fap butter and bought the appropriate gloves and everything.

These guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kiOncD_neE&feature=related

What are you Z's?

Zwan? ZZ Top?

Zoolander: The Motion Picture Soundtrack.

ZZ Top?

:treknod: The good album.

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Zoolander: The Motion Picture Soundtrack.

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