at the risk of sounding totally creepy...

hotness personified.

Sorry, I'm having a rough night over in aurora..... Even with 7/20 still happening in my life, I realized that my classmate in college is snakes. He's been a total dick to me since 2007.

Shut the hell up. We all know that you and SnakesInPantaloons are the same person. There is no mistaking it. And we all know you make shit up just so people feel bad for you. And we all know that you still haven't learned anything about making custom edits/DVD rips/what-have-you. And if you can't admit to any of that, any psychiatrist would, without a doubt, tell you you have a frightening case of schizophrenia as well as being a sociopath. Get some help. I'm being sincere.

Love that shit. Don't even care if it's the same game every time. Friend and I used to have marathon sessions, one lasting 3 days that we didn't even leave the futon. His mother brought us Taco Bell.
Fuck. That was like 12 fucking years ago.






Sure bet for me. I could live the rest of my life on just a million.

One million, then buy the other button.
:smrt:

Never said nothin bout buying buttons.



:shock: Sounds like Demi Moore! :fap:

That Jester's got a loveable jib!

lawl

I remember when Snakes was normal. What did you guys do to him down there?

at the risk of sounding totally creepy...

hotness personified.

Mandi Mania has a potential new recruit. Good, because Tom's ability to maintain the club treasury has come into question.


One million, then buy the other button.
:smrt:

Never said nothin bout buying buttons.

You can't press it though. You can only press one.

You can't press it though. You can only press one.

:nathanfillion:













































































































Shit.

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lawl

I remember when Snakes was normal. What did you guys do to him down there?

Oh, we did nothing. We only watched him turn.

Into one of us~

We need only watch. :169:

Sparky logically smacked down, again.

Drinks on me.

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We need only watch.

All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.






























Oh wait, we're talking about Shriners :rolleyes:

tbh, I don't know.
I just did my usual downstairs.

In no way, shape or form do I claim any responsibility for what else transpires beyond mine posts.

I just watch :169:



Even without checking out IMDb, that's not her singing. I wouldn't think it to be.
She's too manly of a voice to hit notes so high.

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hypnotic
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/gomlekaskisi-tumblr.gif

Dougie Milford (Character) (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0052127/)

:shock: Shere Khan/Megabyte/Elder God (Kain)/ and now Dougie Milford (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0052127/).

Who was Dougie Milford? :confused: It's been too long since I've watched the series.
I started it again a couple weeks ago but my copies have all kaput. So I couldn't get to Season 2 :sad:
Will have to buy the Golden Box Set.

hypnotic
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/gomlekaskisi-tumblr.gif

Giant 6ft Water Balloon - The Slow Mo Guys - YouTube (http://youtu.be/j_OyHUqIIOU)

Mandi Mania has a potential new recruit. Good, because Tom's ability to maintain the club treasury has come into question.

i always thought she was hot. especially since she grew a mustache.

(http://fuuu.us/195)


i always thought she was hot. especially since she grew a mustache.

Is Mandi Mania NDI Mandi Mania?

All that for a 360?

Fucking fail :rolleyes:

(http://fuuu.us/195)



Is Mandi Mania NDI Mandi Mania?

indeed

Sign me up for MM.

If there's going to be a poster, I'll take one.
Might come in handy when I need to "vanish like a fart in the wind~"



Hunchback ended.

Cuckoo will be ever so disappointed~

Except for the end credits.

Disney always has to play some shit music.
Always sounds like something that "Michaels" guy would sing.
Whatshisface. Popular in the 80's, early 90's.
Smutty, romance type music.

Tried to google and couldn't find him.


Michael -jackson -mullens

Almost like Jon Secada.
My mom had a "Michaels" album, a Jon Secada album and a Prince album.

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Cuckoo will be ever so disappointed~

That's what happens when you neglect your fans and disappear :169:

I don't half blame him :169:

Arkham's Court - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH2wnQ4LWrI)

there's a sizable group of mandi stalkers in here, evidently :laugh:

They remade Total Recall with Colin Ferrell?

What the fuck Hollywood? What the fuck.

Couldn't make an original movie now to save their souls.

i know. :facepalm: i just don't know why they remake films that are perfectly fine to begin with. there should be a law that unless the original really sucked, it can't be remade for at least 40 years.

Movie industry in the shitter. Game industry in the shitter. Economy in the shitter.

Someone push the fucking button.

Write snowman's name on it before you do. Because he's delusional enough to think he wants to keep living in this world.

hollywood has always had a tendency to go through creative droughts where there are more rehash sequels and remakes than original films but i don't think it's ever been quite this bad.

I remember in that philanthropist Performing Arts & Entertainment program (AILANTHUS Achievement Centre, of CEDAR Foundation) I was enrolled in for two years, they did a performance using the English version of Les Sans Papiers (Asylum) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDh6-cx6fZ8).

:erm: Although, my memory is foggy. I wasn't in that scene. That much I know.
I think it was in another show before or after my time there.

I remember it was much louder and more "epic" in style with a little more percussion.
And when they said "asylum" it had much resonance and depth.

I think they used "Spanish Web" for their scene plus rope for those not playing around on the Spanish Web.
I would ask some former "Ailanthespians" about it, but I'm friends with none of them any longer.
Too much drama from the likes of them.

The Ailanthus (Ailanthus is a genus of trees: The Tree of Heaven) program started out to help kids that are fucked up on drugs, identity, and mental health problems such as anxiety, depression, suicide, etc.
It turned out to be a failure, as the kids were not so competent. They hired only top-class resumes. People who actually worked along side Cirque Du Soliel and graduated Harvard and Yale and all that pompous shit.
The staff and activities proved too much for the deviants they accepted into the program.
"Hellions with a soul", was their goal.
Never has the Tree of Heaven burned so elegantly by the time they closed the program for good.
On stage, they would give miraculous performances.
Off stage, they were hellspawns. Befriending and backstabbing each other constantly. So much drama just talking to one.
They offered "residency" to the most fucked up children. They would be given sanctuary and opportunities to educate themselves with nearly unlimited resources. Their medical and dental was fully covered.
Yet they still pissed away their lives, mocking the very face that sheltered them when no one else gave a bloody damn.
Miscreants. All of them.

Feed them all to the Hellfire!

Tough Love: The Bentalls and Philanthropy (http://anonym.to/?http://www.bcbusinessonline.ca/bcb/top-stories/2008/06/01/tough-love-bentalls-and-philanthropy)

I keep meaning to take screenshots from Return of the King where the White Tree of Gondor is on fire and caption it with Ailanthus motto.
I think they used Stan Lee's/Olympic's Excelsior motto.

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They remade Total Recall with Colin Ferrell?

What the fuck Hollywood? What the fuck.

Couldn't make an original movie now to save their souls.

An original movie based of an original book :rolleyes:

Been contemplating on downloading the TV series too.

An original movie based of an original book :rolleyes:

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-gifs-a-way-to-transfer-knowledge-from-a-book.gif

No PS2?

What a noob.

;P

Except for the end credits.

Disney always has to play some shit music.
Always sounds like something that "Michaels" guy would sing.
Whatshisface. Popular in the 80's, early 90's.
Smutty, romance type music.

Tried to google and couldn't find him.

I prefer the british version. Same song, but different group. Sounds way better. Sorry Boyz.


there's a sizable group of mandi stalkers in here, evidently :laugh:

:awsm:


No PS2?

What a noob.

;P

There's a fat PS3 which may be backwards compatible. Saving space works for me.

There's a fat PS3 which may be backwards compatible. Saving space works for me.

Sure. If you want to mortgage your house, or steal Doc's.

Sure. If you want to mortgage your house, or steal Doc's.

Stealing Doc's might not be so bad. I could probably kill him and take his place and only his mother might notice. Then when she reports me, I'll say "bitch be crazy" and she'll be committed. The neighbors will back me up.

He doesn't live to close to London, I hope. Want something close to being in the countryside.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-gifs-a-way-to-transfer-knowledge-from-a-book.gif

That's the book! Right there in his hands. See? Even Neg knows.
I think Mr Ludvig would be quite proud, sir.

lawl

I remember when Snakes was normal. What did you guys do to him down there?
He was never normal. It just took a while for his psychosis to become apparent.

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Is that Shir Khan? :shock: This is going to wonderful.
He has the perfect voice for animated villains.
If you mean the Jungle Book, that was the legendary George Saunders, who has been dead now for many, many decades. Claude Frollo is done by Tony Jay, who has only been dead much more recently.
JonC

Watching gifs of Avengers, I still have a hard time seeing what's going on.

You have got to slow action down and not put debris in the way. My old man brain can't process that shit.

Slow wire-work like in Toku. Get that shit done, Hollywood.

i miss good old fashioned slow action. movies in the last 15 years or so have gotten so sped up and shit. fucking pandering to the adhd generation. at least use some bullet time

They think it's okay, because weirdos like Sparky keep shelling out for the shit.

Watching gifs of Avengers, I still have a hard time seeing what's going on.

You have got to slow action down and not put debris in the way. My old man brain can't process that shit.

Slow wire-work like in Toku. Get that shit done, Hollywood.

This reminds me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae71q_3yqqs&feature=player_embedded

It's a trailer for a Nausicaa short film done by Hideaki Anno. All toku-style. :D It's for an exhibit on practical special effects. Really do wish we'd take a page from toku more often. Effects look goofy sometimes, but they also look great sometimes, and the fight choreography is usually spectacular.

It looks more like an Evangelion short with a Nausicaa tribute shot at the end.
Good 'splodey.
JonC

They think it's okay, because weirdos like Sparky keep shelling out for the shit.

:rockwell:

i miss good old fashioned slow action. movies in the last 15 years or so have gotten so sped up and shit. fucking pandering to the adhd generation. at least use some bullet time

What Hollywood needs is a fucking huge injection of Verhoven style violence. Loads of blood, gory deaths, just good old violence.

Jesus christ the checkpoint system in Chainsaw sucks ass. I went through like 3 sequences/waves/whatever, one of which had a time-wasting teacher zombie. I try to do this mini-game that's just repeatedly pressing buttons, fuck up, that actually kills me and I'm all the way back at the beginning of the level.

She has less moves than Wolverine, to start with. So it's like the same 3 over and over and the one time I've been to the store I didn't have enough to buy any new ones.

The humor is just weird. It's like he's trying to edgy, but it's like.....flat. Saying testicles and fuck doesn't make you edgy, Suda.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OpKuNSd3shw/T41QR1K8PjI/AAAAAAAAB7I/L5rNnTc1Heg/s1600/Pika_Slap.gif


Sure bet for me. I could live the rest of my life on just a million.

Same. :D


Drinks on me.

The three little words that make me wet.


http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-gifs-a-way-to-transfer-knowledge-from-a-book.gif

:rofldata: Perfect.


No PS2?

What a noob.

Maybe ...


There's a fat PS3 which may be backwards compatible.

Yea, that's what I was going to say.


Stealing Doc's might not be so bad. I could probably kill him and take his place and only his mother might notice.

She might.


The neighbors will back me up.

They would. :laugh:


He doesn't live to close to London, I hope. Want something close to being in the countryside.

Hell, no. I'm in a small town but the countryside is just a stroll away. You can walk there easily.


This reminds me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae71q_3yqqs&feature=player_embedded

It's a trailer for a Nausicaa short film done by Hideaki Anno. All toku-style. :D It's for an exhibit on practical special effects. Really do wish we'd take a page from toku more often. Effects look goofy sometimes, but they also look great sometimes, and the fight choreography is usually spectacular.

I saw that on your post on CON. I really liked the style of it. Most unusual.

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Jesus christ the checkpoint system in Chainsaw sucks ass.

It's been getting bad reviews but I'd still give it a rental.

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http://i.imgur.com/lT6GO.gif

If it doesn't get better it'll probably get chucked your way.

There were some really nasty graphical tears, too.

We can trade shit games. :D You want Dead Rising? It has chainsaws too. :laugh:

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I had a lot of fun with Dead Rising, though I didn't really play it seriously. Mostly, I just tried to get a bunch of zombies after me until I was being swarms, then try to fight my way out. Livin' a sort of fantasy.

I would hit the million dollars button also. I concoct crazy ideas about the things I'd buy if I had a ridiculous amount of cash, but really, I wouldn't know what to do with it. A house and a trip to Japan are the only big purchases I'd want to make.

I had a lot of fun with Dead Rising, though I didn't really play it seriously.

The customisation is great but having to...

...return to give his daughter the vaccination was a real pain for me. I don't know if that aspect of it goes away as I gave up before that.
The escort missions irked me a little, too.
Cutting swathes of dead-heads with home-made weapons was entertaining for a while. :D

tbh, the slow motion today is a lot better than 20 years ago.

Today, they have the technology to actually slow things down and retain motion quality.

20 years ago, to slow things down is like slowing down a VHS tape. Frame by ever-so-visible frame.

You can see the blur in the motion from frame to frame.

It needs to be filmed in higher frame rates to capture the all the visual motion and translate it to clean and crisp shots.

If you go to youtube and watch some very amateur video edits, you'll see people slowing down the video.
@24000/1001 fps in slow motion, you'll see the missing data between frames.

It's actually kind of weird when you think about it.

Movies will film a slow motion sequence in extremely high frame rates, well over 1000 fps and higher, and then play it back in standard "FILM" fps. 23.976. Or 24000/1001 if you want to be mathematically correct without doing any rounding up.
That's some serious pulldown right there.

In the old days, they would film in standard film frame rates and slow it down post-pod. Either by doubling the frames or just doing a cheap frame-by-frame slowmo like the old VCR's.

I think they had their artistic appeal. Assassins with Stallone and Banderas did that. The cheap slomo. It worked.
The trick is to make everything look stylistically choppy and get the music and sfx crew to help with that.

Bullet Time was a fantastical technology for filming.
Too bad it proved to expensive to work with.
Also technically very demanding. Such an enclosed area, it only allowed for simple filming without too many stunts.
I think what was done in The Matrix was about the best it can offer.
Car stunts would be too risky and may damage or destroy one of the cameras.
It's not uncommon for cameras to be destroyed.
Christopher Nolan smashed an IMAX camera to smitherines while doing The Dark Knight.
That director shot a camera to death with 50cal. rounds for Battleship.
I think it was 50cal. It was a big-ass turret. People re-assured the bullet-proof glass would shield it something or other.
Nope.

Chocolate is bad for you. http://i.imgur.com/rF7Qd.gif

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Bullet Time was a fantastical technology for filming.

It got overused in the wake of The Matrix but yea, it was a phenomenal leap in capturing the moment.

The Matrix is still the benchmark in my mind.

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Jebus. This girl earned her sips. http://i.imgur.com/sqhvB.gif

Lost in Space (1998) simulated Bullet Time. They did okay.
Except that everyone looked entirely CG.
Bullet time does not fake a person with CG.
Bullet Time is real people in real time.
Time being really slowed down. Or sped up. Or viewed from a different angle.
Or all at once.
I think something like that interrogation scene in Hanna would serve its use for Bullet Time.
Granted, there wasn't much action in that scene at all.
It would still serve it use, no matter how lacking in artistic ingenuity.

So many movies tried their best to rip off the bullet graphics from The Matrix in hopes of grabbing audiences.

Charlie's Angels used the ripple effect and used slow motion. And panned the camera around.
But most of that was blatant CG and post-prod work.
You're not fooling anyone McG. :notgood:

I don't think it's really been used so much since The Matrix trilogy... :erm:
They should've sold the patent and made it open-source technology.

Paramount could have put it to better use for Bayformers.
Although Bayformers did improve their slowmo for 3, it could have saved them plenty for 1.
There's so much I don't like about 1 :sad:
The film grain, the mosquito noise, the frame-rate for some of the scenes.
I don't know if there's a different BD pressing out there or not...
I still haven't really read anything on what bay has to say about it...

It just makes me sick. Some of it looks like VFR without any pulldown or anything.
I should rip it to the PC and do some exclusive editing/repairing.
The frame-rate needs to be fixed.
Somehow. I don't imagine I'll be able to do much, except re-endcode to a frame rate that will also change the playback time of the scenes needed to be fixed.

omg im so tired.

Niters.

Yay. Chrome update fixed the buggy I was getting today. Thanks, google. :D


Lost in Space (1998) simulated Bullet Time. They did okay.

Not seen it.


I think something like that interrogation scene in Hanna would serve its use for Bullet Time.

Not seen it.


Charlie's Angels used the ripple effect and used slow motion. And panned the camera around.

:erm: No comment.


Paramount could have put it to better use for Bayformers.

Tuned it off.

:smug:


omg im so tired.

Niters.

Niters. :D I'm out now, too. Dental appointment.

Okay, so I redid the first level and had enough to get two moves Wolverine has. Those are nice. A little fun was had.

Then I progressed. This game makes the shit that HOTD: Overkill wisely put into separate mini-games completely separate from the game itself, into parts required to progress.

Annoying shit. Scoring baskets with zombie heads. 100 points. Keeping waves of fire zombies from an explosive cake. This shit is annoying and deserves to be optional.

Got to what I assumed was the beginning of the next area. Fought a guy. Beat his ass. Second phase. Fucking head is yelling at me to destroy the speakers. I did that for like 10 or 15 minutes. Fucking zombie kept jumping around. I have no choice.

I exit out, to see where it'd start me, since there were checkpoints along the way. It's the same stage.....

IT STARTS ME OVER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STAGE.

:nathanfillion:

I don't even......

tbh, the slow motion today is a lot better than 20 years ago.

Today, they have the technology to actually slow things down and retain motion quality.

20 years ago, to slow things down is like slowing down a VHS tape. Frame by ever-so-visible frame.

You can see the blur in the motion from frame to frame.

It needs to be filmed in higher frame rates to capture the all the visual motion and translate it to clean and crisp shots.
High speed cameras for shooting slow motion have been around for a very, very long time. there use in movies was rare, (and expensive,) but not unheard of. Raiders of the Lost Ark, for instance, used one for the 'bad dates' shot. They even credited the camera at the end.

Bullet Time was a fantastical technology for filming.
Too bad it proved to expensive to work with.
Also technically very demanding. Such an enclosed area, it only allowed for simple filming without too many stunts.
I think what was done in The Matrix was about the best it can offer.
Car stunts would be too risky and may damage or destroy one of the cameras.
Lost in Space is Bullet Time. It doesn't look as good because the compositing isn't as good.
From a technical stand point, Bullet Time is less like motion pictures as properly defined and more like the work of Edward Muybridge a hundred and fifty years ago in that they both involved multiple still cameras being triggered in sequence:

(Check out the awesome Muybridge tribute shot in Speed Racer)
I have more to say, but I'm tired.
Back to this at a later date,
JonC

Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/57380)

What about the scones?

What about the scones?

The tea brings hope. The scones bring joy. Get 'em both for jolly good pip-pip times.

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The first of the GTA V virals. KIFFLOM (http://www.epsilonprogram.com/)

DDL only....

Site for the SD file is fucking up. HD one is taking forever to dl.

I think today officially sucks.

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YOU JUST MADE A NEW TRACKER, MAKE A NEW TORRENT :mad:

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SD worked

:happycroc::happycroc::happycroc:

What Hollywood needs is a fucking huge injection of Verhoven style violence. Loads of blood, gory deaths, just good old violence.

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High speed cameras for shooting slow motion have been around for a very, very long time. there use in movies was rare, (and expensive,) but not unheard of. Raiders of the Lost Ark, for instance, used one for the 'bad dates' shot. They even credited the camera at the end.

Lost in Space is Bullet Time. It doesn't look as good because the compositing isn't as good.
From a technical stand point, Bullet Time is less like motion pictures as properly defined and more like the work of Edward Muybridge a hundred and fifty years ago in that they both involved multiple still cameras being triggered in sequence:

(Check out the awesome Muybridge tribute shot in Speed Racer)
I have more to say, but I'm tired.
Back to this at a later date,
JonC

Ick. It is a nice scene. Just ick that they didn't spend time on rendering the people.

Jiminy!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Muybridge_race_horse_animated.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkbrd77Nxb1qe6mn3o1_400.gif

dizzying.

reminds me of those home-made animation wheels where you draw on a strip of paper.

JIN DOES NOT NEED TO ASK. HE IS INVITED TO EVERY PARTY.

JIN STARTS PARTIES, BY HIS MERE PRESENCE.

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I don't know why he has ever felt like he has to sneak around and ask to enter HQ.

Kurorin better recognize.

He has the strongest, most versatile, stand-alone mech. He's a genius engineer and ladies' man~

He's obviously pissed off about Hiromu's dad sealing everyone away and STILL acts as care-free as a summer breeze and treats everyone in the organization with respect and affection.

Check yourself Kurorin.

Tried playing Human Revolution. It let me get through the prologue.
Then it told me I don't have the resources to play it even though it was going fine up until then.

Create an electromagnet, and magnetized material will flow to the strongest of two magnets?

Is that how science works?

Since when is Beet a stronger magnet than a magnet metaroid?

.....

It's troll thievery at the end of the day, so I don't really care.

The Dark Knight Returns - Blu-ray Trailer - IGN Video (http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/08/02/the-dark-knight-returns-blu-ray-trailer)

Hope they toned down Miller's facist overtones.

:rofldata:


CM!

Hunchback downloaded. 720p HDTV.
The video is taken from the TV release.
The audio is taken from the DVD release, in DTS@768.

I'll keep an eye out for Hellfire/thing for editing later.
It's got chapters emdedded, so this should be piece of piss.

Going to watch it now.

http://i.imgur.com/h9Riz.gif







Sure bet for me. I could live the rest of my life on just a million.

*reaches to push the 1mil button................ pauses* Wait a second........ is this one of those scam buttons? Is someone going to die if I push it????



They remade Total Recall with Colin Ferrell?

What the fuck Hollywood? What the fuck.

Couldn't make an original movie now to save their souls.

I keep seeing that trailer at the theater ................. I keep waiting.......... but they never get their asses to Mars :notgood:

Is someone going to die if I push it????

Yes, but they are annoying as fuck.

Press w/o remorse~

Way too common :(

Sadly yes... too many times I've missed appointments/interviews/important phonecalls/Bayformers fan lynchings because I yawn and think "I'll just close my eyes and get a few minutes sleep" - 'few minutes' of course ends up being six+ hours. :(

That moment when you have so much shit to do

that you go to Shrine instead and press New Posts for hours.


Wait, that's not a moment. That's a lifestyle :erm:

That moment when you have so much shit to do

that you go to Shrine instead and press New Posts for hours.


Wait, that's not a moment. That's a lifestyle :erm:

Mm~ Mm~ MM~ Preach it Neg! PREACH!


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:rofldata: Oh the implications~ Did Rush Limbaugh's Newsletter Steal An Image From Dungeons & Dragons? (http://kotaku.com/5931009/did-rush-limbaughs-newsletter-steal-an-image-from-dungeons--dragons)

I wish someone would steal Limbaugh's life

:smug:

Dislocated elbow. Don't step to me about grotesque weight lifting injuries, unless you got pics of a prolapsed rectum. Just don't. Fuck you AOL.

I love how Vader looks so lonely riding in that car :rofldata: Hanging Out with Darth Vader Sure Seems Fun (http://kotaku.com/5930754/hanging-out-with-darth-vader-sure-seems-fun)

I wish someone would steal Limbaugh's life



Offer a bounty on him. Bring him before the people! Let the games begin. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEGc5EmOXxc)

Offer a bounty on him. Bring him before the people! Let the games begin. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEGc5EmOXxc)

I watched the TDKR trailer to see if Bane had said this.

That football field imploding. So, Bane is Kefka http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/Kefka-Laugh.gif

ic wot u did thar

Bane was pretty fucking awesome in Rises.

Reminded me of a cross between the Comic version and Simon Gruber from Die Hard With A Vengeance.

All I remember from with a Vengeance is the water puzzle....

now. i. have. a machine gun. ho. ho. ho.

All I remember from with a Vengeance is the water puzzle....

I could go with both Grubers, but Simon was always more theatrical.

now. i. have. a machine gun. ho. ho. ho.

Final Fantasy VIII - The Man with the Machine Gun [HQ] - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jho-peCAKs)

I have a movie where Alan Rickman cuts hair.....

And Rachael chops hers off.... :fap:

I have a movie where Alan Rickman cuts hair.....

And, I've got a movie where Alan Rick-----man gets his hair cut. Gets his throat-----slashed.
What a terrible tragedy it is.
What a horrendous crime he did.
Can you blame him?
Would you blame him?
Sweeney did.
The demon barber.
Of Fleet------- Street~

are the rumors true that patrick stewart will play the 3rd gruber brother in die hard 5? cuz that would be SUHWEEEEEET

Are the rumors true that he's going to voice Gosei Knight in Mega Force?

I hope not. No reason he needs to be associated with shit.

Ever since I saw that movie in the theater, I always imagined Snape roaming the halls of Hogwarts in the middle of the night singing about pretty women~ :rofldata:

Offer a bounty on him. Bring him before the people! Let the games begin. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEGc5EmOXxc)

(ｏ`皿′ｏ) "I am Emoticon's reckoning~"


Bane was pretty fucking awesome in Rises.

Reminded me of a cross between the Comic version and Simon Gruber from Die Hard With A Vengeance.

I'm going to it tomorrow \o/


All I remember from with a Vengeance is the water puzzle....

I solved that puzzle in grade 3. Piece of piss.
:erm: I have the vaguest memory we all spent time on pictorials of the puzzle to solve it and provide different answers...


I could go with both Grubers, but Simon was always more theatrical.

"Well, Well you took my advice about theatricality a bit literally."
Vengeance is good fun.
Loved it so much in theatres.
Irons, Jackson, Injun, Kamen and dat Johnny Comes Marching Home theme!

Isn't the middle bit upside down to be Cthulu?

There was a piece in Cosmo by Chris Jones about his penis. Ktulu is freelancing.

Yes, I have a stack of Cosmos in my bathroom. Gotta love reading about what gets Bieber's rocks off :rolleyes:

Ever since I saw that movie in the theater, I always imagined Snape roaming the halls of Hogwarts in the middle of the night singing about pretty women~ :rofldata:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:


Potter puts his invisicloak on and hides quietly in the corner as Snape lingers closer.
He can hear the footsteps moving closer. He can hear a mumbling. No, a humming.
What is he humming? questioned Potter. And, how?
Harry never took Snape to be a joyful person in his own time. Then again, not much of anyone else would either.
As Snape got closer and Harry remained quieter and undetectable, Harry witnessed the most bizzare events he has ever witnessed in Hogwards. And at the rate he's been going at the school, Harry has witnessed a great number of strange and unusual ongoings.
But nothing like this.
Snape began to let out some words here and there, "All around us~"
There was a slight saunter his in stride as the words began to take form.
He had stopped for a mere second to point his wand at an armored display to influence it with his music.
Snape let out a low, rising moan that turned into a slew of jibber jabber, "Oooooh-BUP-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup--bup!"
He danced with the armoured statue for a few moments before prancing along the halls, changing his jibberish incantation to a whistle while randomly tossing out the words "pretty women, all around us".

After Snape had passed, Harry whipped his inivisicloak off and folded it away.
He decided to call his midnight excursion a night, walking off with a sigh of confusion, "Where the Hell am I?"


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what gets Bieber's rocks off

#1) Neg's around the globe reading about Bieber on the can.

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I should watch today on BD...

DH: WaV
BB
TDK

and then fap and call it a night :awsm:

:erm: I got up at 430pm... Im going to bed late. :rolleyes:

I got up at 430pm... Im going to bed late. :rolleyes:

:this:

Really should go get my car inspected. Get that shit out of the way.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:


Potter puts his invisicloak on and hides quietly in the corner as Snape lingers closer.
He can hear the footsteps moving closer. He can hear a mumbling. No, a humming.
What is he humming? questioned Potter. And, how?
Harry never took Snape to be a joyful person in his own time. Then again, not much of anyone else would either.
As Snape got closer and Harry remained quieter and undetectable, Harry witnessed the most bizzare events he has ever witnessed in Hogwards. And at the rate he's been going at the school, Harry has witnessed a great number of strange and unusual ongoings.
But nothing like this.
Snape began to let out some words here and there, "All around us~"
There was a slight saunter his in stride as the words began to take form.
He had stopped for a mere second to point his wand at an armored display to influence it with his music.
Snape let out a low, rising moan that turned into a slew of jibber jabber, "Oooooh-BUP-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup--bup!"
He danced with the armoured statue for a few moments before prancing along the halls, changing his jibberish incantation to a whistle while randomly tossing out the words "pretty women, all around us".

After Snape had passed, Harry whipped his inivisicloak off and folded it away.
He decided to call his midnight excursion a night, walking off with a sigh of confusion, "Where the Hell am I?"


:rofldata: I'd read that book~

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Neat~ This Man Built a Working Computer From Fallout. It's Pretty Damn Great. (http://kotaku.com/5931459/this-man-built-a-working-computer-from-fallout-its-pretty-damn-great)

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Neat~ This Man Built a Working Computer From Fallout. It's Pretty Damn Great. (http://kotaku.com/5931459/this-man-built-a-working-computer-from-fallout-its-pretty-damn-great)


ZombieSIayer84 - 2 Inert 2 Con... 12 minutes ago
I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for Caps, I can tell you I don't have caps.
But what I do have are a very particular set of perks; Perks I have acquired over a very long career.
Perks that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you give me that PC now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and Fisto will have his way with you and then i will kill you.




:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata:

I like it when Doc threatens people :)

Niters~ :)
http://i.imgur.com/KJCer.gif

So...Chik-Fi-a day?

Ha...nope.

So it's okay for priests to pedo the world, but it's not okay for fully grown males to engage in coitus?

What, too old? Fuck you Jesus!

:fuckyou:

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ADVENT CHILDREN | The Lifestream (http://thelifestream.net/advent-children/)

some side-by-side screenshot comparisons.
Regular or Complete.
Blu-ray or DVD.
Take your pick.

And wallpaper it :awsm:

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:mad: They used lossy JPG compression for the comparison shots :mad:

:fuckyou:

But they used PNG for the Changes page. :awsm:

So...Chik-Fi-a day?

Ha...nope.

I would love to see the gay community fight back By making chick-fil-a a gay hangout spot. Wouldn't it be sadistically ironic? Imagine the look on all the conservatives who go in to enjoy their meal.

Yeah, fuck you, chick-fil-a, you homophobe bastards!

dammit, i'm going to add FF:AC to the watch list for the night too... :erm:

Must find Lifestream screensaver....

dammit, i'm going to add FF:AC to the watch list for the night too... :erm:

Must find Lifestream screensaver....

We should all have a Skype night where we all watch FF:AC, or any movie, together and have our own "commentary"

See, the problem with that is, it's not necessarily the employees, it's that cunt-nugget at the top.

I'd love to go into Chick-fil-A and be all I LOVE COCK!

Knowing my luck, the guy at the counter would be like FUCK YEAH! And, nothing is accomplished. Well, I might make a friend~

We should all have a Skype night where we all watch FF:AC, or any movie, together and have our own "commentary"

I've actually been working on plans for doing a David Lynch thing.

One DL movie per month.
I'll do an encode, put it online streaming site (absolutely private no public viewers to cause traffic overload and have a take-down).
And the option to download the video as well.
All links provided.

Figure out a time that works for everyone and we all click start the video at the same time.
Then comment on it afterword.

Skype optional for live-feedback.

Horrible granny, English voices provided by Cuckoo and Sparktank.

Oct/Nov area.
Come Sept, I'll start pushing out questionaires to get a general consensus on the subject matter and introduce it to the tri-fap via Skype with live video where we're all dressed as Swollen Eyeballs members.

Or maybe The Avengers.
I'll get HD in there with an eyepatch to talk for me to the High Council.

Cloud Strife- my swords combine - YouTube (http://youtu.be/ymtKzT5aH1w)
Sephiroth's Masamune sword cutting - YouTube (http://youtu.be/CuVd7hRtBEk)

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New posters and frames!



Note to self: Give Sparky Mark's address...

Well, you guys are all still invited for FFShrine movie night.

Also, would have gotten the Bane poster, but they were out, and Anne Hathaway is hot anyway.

The Nut Box: Wonderfalls (2004) (http://deadercuckoo3.blogspot.com/2012/08/wonderfalls-2004.html)

Any excuse to watch it again.

The Nut Box: Wonderfalls (2004) (http://deadercuckoo3.blogspot.com/2012/08/wonderfalls-2004.html)

Any excuse to watch it again.

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yay. Validation.
Celebrate with sexy dance.
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/1/7/g/F/17gFv/australias-michelle-jenneke-does-sexy-dance.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/16508709-original.html)

yay. Validation.
Celebrate with sexy dance.
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/1/7/g/F/17gFv/australias-michelle-jenneke-does-sexy-dance.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/16508709-original.html)

Michelle Jenneke! :swoon:

Note to self: Give Sparky Mark's address...

:169:


:erm:

:angel:
:169:


Well, you guys are all still invited for FFShrine movie night.

Also, would have gotten the Bane poster, but they were out, and Anne Hathaway is hot anyway.

:treknod: forgiven.
Movie night should be fun.




(http://fuuu.us/195)


http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/1/7/g/F/17gFv/australias-michelle-jenneke-does-sexy-dance.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/16508709-original.html)

Can you imagine standing right behind her as she does that?
: ifyouknowwhatimean :

http://i.imgur.com/KZ9E5.pnghttp://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j432/docrate/Kaboom1.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/KZ9E5.pnghttp://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j432/docrate/Kaboom1.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/KZ9E5.pnghttp://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j432/docrate/Kaboom1.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/KZ9E5.pnghttp://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j432/docrate/Kaboom1.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/KZ9E5.pnghttp://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j432/docrate/Kaboom1.gif

Getting up to speed, 50 pages at a time. long post ahead.



Neg, JonC and Sparky need a wacky sitcom together with Docrate as their crazy foreign landlord.

Friends: the day they met that angry french bearded guy.






That's fecking wiggins.


Thought this was cool!

Staples eReader interactive infographic.| Staples.com� (http://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/technology-research-centers/ereaders/speed-reader/index.html)

first try (ante-coffee): 5% slower
second try (after coffee) : 156% faster.

Not bad for a foreign speaker.


Ernest Borgnine, Oscar winner, has died at 95 - latimes.com (http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/moviesnow/la-ernest-borgnine-oscar-winner-has-died-at-95-20120708,0,1736052.story)


Fuck. :sad:


Ray Bradbury and Moebius died this year too. :sad: Makes me sad.

FUckity FUCKFUCK !!! :sad::sad::mad:.




Pretty much similar story.

Of the 20 or so novels we were assigned in high school, I think the only ones I read were Stephen King's Christine, Romeo & Juliet and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

The rest I bullshitted my way through. :laugh:

I didn't start reading till I got out of high school when it didn't feel so forced upon.

Can't remember a lot of what I read in high school, but I know I bullshitted through lots of it. especially Maupassant and Chateaubriand. I have good memories of Voltaire, Rabelais and Poe, though. Best reading assignment was in the german university I studied in in 2007. Frankenstein, Dracula, Dorian Gray, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Melmoth the Wanderer. 'twas awesome something fierce. especially the report I got to do on the evolution of the Vampire in medias since Dracula.


Feck...it's hot here.

Can't imagine how bad it is for the rest of you folks.

You have my sympathies.

For a second I read "You have my fat titties" :eye:. I was like "LeZWUUUUUUHHHHH!!!"




:rofldata:


The Guy Who Played Magneto from X-Men: First Class Will Be Wearing The Assassin (http://kotaku.com/5924412/the-guy-who-played-magneto-from-x+men-first-class-will-be-wearing-the-assassins-creed-hood)

Well, At least there's one good actor in there.


I'm putting all Fast and Furious under one label.. Removing the individual ones. Then when part 6 comes along... :awsm:

Finally saw all five movies. I only really enjoyed the first and the fifth one.


Be lucky he just wants it in color. He could be begging for it to be converted into 3D.


:puppydog:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pu-M_x1QYQg/TocUe860Y6I/AAAAAAAAAag/M-sZqJKVuyc/s1600/NO_Kick.gif


I'd have to hurt him.

DOOOOOO IIIIIITTTTT


I can see all of these having a nice home here~

http://i.imgur.com/co1Q9.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/K7Pxv.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/P4wOr.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/w9A1s.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/ntHV2.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/6BRma.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/1VYmR.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/3T9f5.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/Awxrr.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/Ly7hU.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/Dp52N.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TgVWa.gif

I like the Cool Cthulhu one. can I has this one ndi ? please :puppydog:


you seen this site, sparky, anyone else that's interested?

Download Soundtracks (http://download-soundtracks.com/)

Not bad. fav'd


:lye:



Is that King Kong Bundy ??? :shock:


:bearclap: ahh, vintage. not something cheesy like Commando :laugh:

That wasn't a bazooka in Commando, Sparky. it's an M202A1 Flash rocket launcher. Globally considered highly unreliable by the US army as it misfired quite a lot in Vietnam, if I remember correctly.


Savin' for later. :baddocrate:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0lojbQXly1r3zat8.gif

But WHyyyyyyy !!!!!

reminds me of those home-made animation wheels where you draw on a strip of paper.

:seriously:


The Dark Knight Returns - Blu-ray Trailer - IGN Video (http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/08/02/the-dark-knight-returns-blu-ray-trailer)

Hope they toned down Miller's facist overtones.

Watched that a few days ago. I liked that they kept the character designs pretty close. And the lightning flash scene was :fap:

I'm still unable to accept anyone other than Kev as Bats. :sad: I need to get over that.


Wait a second........ is this one of those scam buttons? Is someone going to die if I push it????

Yes.

Crysta.

Push it.

Twice.


That moment when you have so much shit to do

that you go to Shrine instead and press New Posts for hours.

x2. :love: Neg wins STS.




Hell, yes!


I like it when Doc threatens people :)

It's a vocation.


Knowing my luck, the guy at the counter would be like FUCK YEAH! And, nothing is accomplished. Well, I might make a friend~

:doc:


The Nut Box: Wonderfalls (2004) (http://deadercuckoo3.blogspot.com/2012/08/wonderfalls-2004.html)

Any excuse to watch it again.

Excuse earned.


Finally saw all five movies. I only really enjoyed the first and the fifth one.

The jib is liked, and shelved.

CM when adobe fritzes her comp
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fu777Ztl1ru7ftzo1_400.gif

:rofldata:


Game over.



Internet explorer is pure evil.



Restaurants with the dead in India (http://www.chillhour.com/restaurants-with-the-dead-in-india)[COLOR="Silver"]



Wiggins. Feckin. 's. That.




Very troublesome indeed. Unless your Doc is called "Goro". then it can be perfectly normal.


Rewatched Korra.

Did that too. result is that I'm doing something I had sworn to never do again.

I'm writing a fanfiction. first one in 12 years. I thought I was past that. oh, well.


Army uses 'Xena: Warrior Princess' as inspiration for new body armor for women - CSMonitor.com (http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Military/2012/0709/Army-uses-Xena-Warrior-Princess-as-inspiration-for-new-body-armor-for-women)

US army. :facepalm:


How to chop wood. Get wood. Get an Ax. Go fucking ballistic.



:bearclap:




It's one of Beltrami's best.

Waltz, tangos. Dark heavy Gothic orchestral music.

Coupled with violence. Beltrami knows how to write violence. I think only Goldsmith was better at it.

Wasn't Goldsmith one of Beltrami's mentor in the film music industry (I remember reading something like that in Beltrami's the Omen score) ? and Don't forget Poledouris. Or Shore. or Goldenthal (whose music did marvels on that movie with spartans. :169:)


Didn't some goddess spring from Zeus's forehead?

Or was it his thigh....


Bravo. T'was Athena.

:bearclap:



Meh...we're all allowed a crappy movie here and there.

Mine is Stallone's Expendables.



Kids: Avatar!
Teens: Titanic!
Elderly: Terminator!

you forgot:

Crazy people: Pirahnas 2 !!

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Not enough courage to do the hundred pages left.

Anything real funny happened between page 5560 and this one ?

Anything real funny happened between page 5560 and this one ?

I dunno. I can't even remember yesterday. :p It's swings and roundabouts.

See, the problem with that is, it's not necessarily the employees, it's that cunt-nugget at the top.

I'd love to go into Chick-fil-A and be all I LOVE COCK!

Knowing my luck, the guy at the counter would be like FUCK YEAH! And, nothing is accomplished. Well, I might make a friend~

Yup. Sure there are people who work there and feel shitty about all these, but they need jobs. At least they can spend their paychecks on oreos~

Chik-fil-A gives money to some seriously scary groups (one helped fund the homosexuality death bill in Uganda), so best not to give them any money at all. I know this is pointless for me since there's no Chik-fil-A here and I don't eat chicken anyway, but it keeps popping up everywhere.

I have seen some supposedly good fake recipes if people want them.



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Aww, I was enjoying this doc1 sponsored blast through the past. I know it wasn't really that long ago, but internet.

Aww, I was enjoying this doc1 sponsored blast through the past. I know it wasn't really that long ago, but internet.

Heck...I might continue this this evening. and tomorrow. but close to a 1000 post at a time is a maximum for me.

i get wary about having to catch up if it's been more than 20 pages since i posted or lurked.

Depending on the page count I'll just forego catching up. Sometimes it'll only be a few pages and I'll still say fuck it.

I'm not a role-model, yada yada yada.

Failed inspection. Made appointment to fix my brakes.

*tweet**tweet*

Neg, JonC and Sparky need a wacky sitcom together with Docrate as their crazy foreign landlord.

Friends: the day they met that angry french bearded guy.

JonC

It works so well....

:laugh:

I meant the impatient ones.

The ones who want the complete recording sessions in FLAC six years before the film comes out.


Ah. those Zimmer fans. On a side note...I liked the score to The dark Knight, even if the movie disappointed me.


I think that was the only villain they could afford. I don't see them getting a big enough budget for this movie.
The first one had a large fan-base.

But then also didn't do so well. took 3 production years to hit screens.



Ain't It Cool News: See the new Q in Skyfall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/56960)

:eye: That's not really cool... :eye:
not liking the looks of the other "cool links"...

http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j432/docrate/angry-no.pnghttp://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j432/docrate/235185_o.gif


I think it was pirated online. Full 1080p rip. Or DVD at least.
I avoided it.

same time low-budget jona hex came out.

Jonah Hex was shit. Solomon Kane is pretty good. Not gonna say it's the best movie possible, but the actors are good, the acting is good, the sets and SFX are ranging from decent to good for a 30millions dollars movie, and the script is relatively faithful to Howard's Kane. in other words, this movie is much better than Conan 3D or even than Conan the destroyer. I'd give it a 3.5/5. Even Badelt's score is surprisingly good, with a strong theme. as for the story...well, there's Kane, a bad guy with demonic powers, and Kane got to kill bad guy's henchmen. pretty much as in the novels. with a little (and a bit unoriginal) twist on Bad guy's identity and nature. all in all, good times. Bought the DVD. watched it after Conan 3D to keep my frail mind from breaking completely.

Yup, I think my limit is around there too. I always skim too, and somehow I do this thing where I read something but it's like I don't really process it until later, and want to respond to it even though it's been lost in the STS abyss.

Crazy people: Pirahnas 2 !!

:changspew: That was his directorial debut wasn't it?
Started out as a spashal effekts dude?

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JonC

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: I'm going to have to practice my le accent~


this movie is much better than Conan 3D or even than Conan the destroyer. I'd give it a 3.5/5. Even Badelt's score is surprisingly good, with a strong theme. as for the story...well, there's Kane, a bad guy with demonic powers, and Kane got to kill bad guy's henchmen. pretty much as in the novels. with a little (and a bit unoriginal) twist on Bad guy's identity and nature. all in all, good times. Bought the DVD. watched it after Conan 3D to keep my frail mind from breaking completely.

I have yet to watch a full trailer of it. The movie industry works weird when they do stuff like this.
They'll hold a movie back, there'll be a leak of the movie, there's barely any trailers, there's the soundtrack, and finally a re-release.

11:11 is on that road.
There was an early draft leaked and everyone downloaded it and watched it.
The director found out and said they watched the first draft of the movie.
They weren't exactly ready to release, they went through and did some changes to the movie before actually getting it to select theatres.
I don't know the current status on that movie. I don't think I've seen the actual movie leaked online.
Just the first draft.

Iron Sky is finally hitting theatres. Select theatres.
But it's already been leaked online. I'm not sure which version it is online in AVI/DVD/BD formats.
But since that movie is largely fan-created, I don't see any reason to explore more than one version/viewing :laugh:
You can tell where the fans created the scenes. The references are absolutely lol-able.




All it needs is a David-8 to complete the set~
(a naked one)

(a naked one)

:eye:

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Yup, I think my limit is around there too. I always skim too, and somehow I do this thing where I read something but it's like I don't really process it until later, and want to respond to it even though it's been lost in the STS abyss.



with some of the embarrassing shit i've posted, i'm quite glad for it to remain in the sts abyss. i cringe when i read my old posts

I've always believed fat guys have an innate advantage at doing voices like Cartman's and Meatwad's.

Explains why I can get close. Dave isn't large at all, though.

I've never been able to do Shake, as much as I'd love to be able to.

i used to do a pretty great carl. i still do a good meatwad. but years of smoking changes and fucks with your voice

NIPPLE HUT

I still haven't watched all of Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1.

I used to be able to do Dexter. Not sure if I still can at all, I haven't tried in forever.

i was never a big brosnan fan but that little shit craig makes me nostalgic for the 90s bond

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Making summer squash quesadillas with asiago, cheddar, fresh basil and parsley ^___^ on red pepper tortillas

the last sentence :laugh::doc::roflheston::rofldata::roflworf::rofls pock::changspew:



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Making summer squash quesadillas with asiago, cheddar, fresh basil and parsley ^___^ on red pepper tortillas

i wish we could teleport food. because that sounds tizasty

Did that too. result is that I'm doing something I had sworn to never do again.

I'm writing a fanfiction. first one in 12 years. I thought I was past that. oh, well.




US army. :facepalm:



jk, I just wanted to use that.


Yup. Sure there are people who work there and feel shitty about all these, but they need jobs. At least they can spend their paychecks on oreos~

Chik-fil-A gives money to some seriously scary groups (one helped fund the homosexuality death bill in Uganda), so best not to give them any money at all. I know this is pointless for me since there's no Chik-fil-A here and I don't eat chicken anyway, but it keeps popping up everywhere.

Arson. Arson everywhere. We need more In-n-Outs anyway.




That's one of those things, I don't care how long it's been processed.


Making summer squash quesadillas with asiago, cheddar, fresh basil and parsley ^___^ on red pepper tortillas


Sounds delectable.
Pics so I can torture myself.

Sheep poop in Wales has been known to contain farmer's jizz.

I already ate it, but I might make it again for dinner if there's still squash! I'll take pics then.

We don't have In and Out here either, I don't think. This is mostly because I'm in the middle of nowhere, though. We have a Subway, that's my fast food of choice.

I haven't been watching the Olympics but I keep saving Olympic gifs for some reason?

http://i.imgur.com/gd9D4.gif

Sheep poop in Wales has been known to contain farmer's jizz.

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/1/0/h/5/10h5f/tumblr_li9211ezrq1qafrh6.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/14842009-original.html)

Yes science, very innovative, just don't tell me the shit I don't want to know. I'll be fine with soylent green as long as I don't know.

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We don't have In and Out here either, I don't think. This is mostly because I'm in the middle of nowhere, though. We have a Subway, that's my fast food of choice.

I'm pretty sure it's only in like 4 western states.
I always get the philly cheese steak or a spicy italian. Fuck. Now I have to go walking.


I haven't been watching the Olympics but I keep saving Olympic gifs for some reason?

I wanted to watch, but I don't have TV service and NBC's streaming totally fuckin blows. It doesn't work most of the time and they cherry pick the schedule.

I watched everything back in 2008 because I was in the hospital when they were on. :laugh: I liked basketball and gymnastics.

I like this girl. I don't know who she is, she just makes for fun gifs:

http://i.imgur.com/MVxPH.gif

I watched everything back in 2008 because I was in the hospital when they were on. :laugh: I liked basketball and gymnastics.
I like Taekwondo, fencing, gymnastics (for the reasons most guys watch), and even though I know nothing about it, rowing is usually exciting to watch.


I like this girl. I don't know who she is, she just makes for fun gifs:

http://i.imgur.com/MVxPH.gif

That's Gabby something. She was the first black female to win gold in that particular event I believe.

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/1/0/h/5/10h5f/tumblr_li9211ezrq1qafrh6.gif (http://pimpandhost.com/image/14842009-original.html)

Yes science, very innovative, just don't tell me the shit I don't want to know.

:doc: I just made that up.

It's one of those regional things. You know, English people eat crumpet and sip tea all day. Scottish people keep their money in their ass. Irish people fight over potatoes. Welsh people fuck sheep.


I watched everything back in 2008 because I was in the hospital when they were on. :laugh: I liked basketball and gymnastics.

I saw the clay-pigeon shooting in the dentist waiting room yesterday. That's all I've seen. The sound was really low and there was a little girl beside me singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star over and over. It was surreal.

:doc: I just made that up.

It's one of those regional things. You know, English people eat crumpet and sip tea all day. Scottish people keep their money in their ass. Irish people fight over potatoes. Welsh people fuck sheep.

I know, but that doesn't make shit paper any more appealing.




I saw the clay-pigeon shooting in the dentist waiting room yesterday. That's all I've seen. The sound was really low and there was a little girl beside me singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star over and over. It was surreal.

All good under the hood?

All good under the hood?

Yup. Just the annual spit and polish. I forgot to grab the freebies this time. :mad:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m80fomQTpZ1qedb29o1_r1_500.gif

Clay Pigeons.

Lester....the Molester.

I got a timebomb....in my mind mom~ (http://youtu.be/bnw3wHMdJMU)

I don't remember watching fencing then. I usually like that sort of thing. Might just not have been on when I was in my room. I actually have a fencing gif saved too, though.

http://i.imgur.com/pd57y.gif

I missed the part about it being a dentist office.

I was imagining a girl beside you in your bed singing.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82ekzas2h1qh0qluo3_r1_500.gif

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Chick-fil-A in New Hampshire Goes Rogue, Announces Plans to Sponsor Gay Pride Festival (http://jezebel.com/5930978/chick+fil+a-in-new-hampshire-goes-rogue-announces-plans-to-sponsor-gay-pride-festival?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)

This is the Chik-fil-A closest to me. Hours away, but still. Sometimes I'm very glad I live in New England.

I was imagining a girl beside you in your bed singing.

You were imagining me in bed... :naughty:

Getting your annual spit and polish.

:smug:

You were imagining me in bed... http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ehvd8HrC1r1850co2_400.gif

Getting your annual spit and polish.

:doc::doc::doc:


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ehvd8HrC1r1850co2_400.gif

Good old Pegg. :laugh:

Chick-fil-A in New Hampshire Goes Rogue, Announces Plans to Sponsor Gay Pride Festival (http://jezebel.com/5930978/chick+fil+a-in-new-hampshire-goes-rogue-announces-plans-to-sponsor-gay-pride-festival?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)

This is the Chik-fil-A closest to me. Hours away, but still. Sometimes I'm very glad I live in New England.

That's great and all, but eating even at that one would still put money in their coffers that they would use for anti-gay crap. Noble intention though I still wouldn't eat there. Guess I'll have to get my criss-cut fries from Carls Jr.


Getting your annual spit and polish.

:smug:

:changspew:

Only 33 pages of STS to catch up on?

You perverts been slacking.

I blame Sparky.

Chick-A-Fill-Waffle Fries (http://www.copykatchat.com/recipes-try/12193.htm)

Only 33 pages of STS to catch up on?

You perverts been slacking.

I blame Sparky.

Oh look at that. I thought Spork made a coat out of you.

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Chick-A-Fill-Waffle Fries (http://www.copykatchat.com/recipes-try/12193.htm)

:treknod:

Oh look at that. I thought Spork made a coat out of you.

Pervert's too lazy to make a floor mat out of me....what makes you think he's going to make a coat?

Pervert's too lazy to make a floor mat out of me....what makes you think he's going to make a coat?

He seemed to be on a streak of doing stuff... until he started sleeping until 4 in the afternoon.

They canceled The Killing. :(

Oh well.

At least it wrapped up nicely.

Like a great mini-series.

I could make a glove out of you. It wouldn't even require surgery. :p

I could make a glove out of you. It wouldn't even require surgery. :p

Your cold Future fingers know their place. :naughty:

I could make a glove out of you. It wouldn't even require surgery. :p

I didn't scroll up before I read this and I thought it was just a bit of randomness. Lol' heartily. People should make spontaneous offers to turn people into furnishings or accessories more often.

Your cold Future fingers know their place. :naughty:

I'll work on my ventriloquism. We'll have you mumbling in a future accent in no time.

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People should make spontaneous offers to turn people into furnishings or accessories more often.

Everyone loves a comfy chair.

I'll work on my ventriloquism. We'll have you mumbling in a future accent in no time.

It will be comedy gold.

Dress me up in a little English school boy's uniform and you in your frilly Bo-Peep dress.

:eye: I think I've stumbled upon this before but I don't remember it being quite so odd. Maybe this is a newer version.



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It will be comedy gold.

Dress me up in a little English school boy's uniform and you in your frilly Bo-Peep dress.

I was thinking a scout master uniform but any chance to go full Bo Peep and I'm there with bells on.

They canceled The Killing. :(

Oh well.

At least it wrapped up nicely.

Like a great mini-series.

Worse ways for a show to go out.

Alright.....so 33 pages is still kinda a lot.

:erm:

I like the slacking now.

Alright.....so 33 pages is still kinda a lot.

:erm:

I like the slacking now.

Docrate has quite the task ahead of him.

Going through it he's about the same as me.

We'll hold hands and do it together. :)

Sparky raped and murdered my motivation in 1990.

Want.



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Brain hurt bad. :confused:

I can see it.

Maybe it's a binocular fusion thing.

I can trace about half the circumference of the outside circle with my eyes and then my brain bends.

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Yay! I thought I was out of tea, and ... let's skip right to the end of the story ... I'm not. :smrt:

I'm fairly certain I lost half the quotes I checked. Oh well.

I'll just have to go back again.


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Anyone who watched it only came because they wanted to see Anne Hathaway's boobs. I rather enjoy stupid rich kids getting reality checks.

I watched it for Joseph Gordon Levitt.

Went on a kick and rented out Mysterious Skin and Brick.

Loved them so got out Havoc and....The Lookout I think it was.

Havoc sucked and The Lookout was decent.

Anne Hathaway's boobs were a pleasant surprise though. :)


That's a shame.... Nobody took my cookies. ):

:eye: You were supposed to leave cupcakes.


so rick moranis probably has a big dick.

Feck....why does my imagination have to be so vivid sometimes?


The children................ they're coming.............




I remember when Snakes was normal. What did you guys do to him down there?

:rofldata: :rofldata:




:rofldata: :rofldata:

I said something along the same lines as that to a friend while we were watching it the other night.

Something like "hair stylist must do a lot of sitting around".


Cuckoo will be ever so disappointed~

Disappointment is for pussies.

Blow those fuckers away and "smug".


http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-gifs-a-way-to-transfer-knowledge-from-a-book.gif

:rofldata: :rofldata:


Jesus christ the checkpoint system in Chainsaw sucks ass.

That Lollipop Chainsaw you're playing?

Game kinda blows, huh?

Sort of thought it'd be bad fun or just bad bad.

How's Yamaoka's music at least?




I stuck a tea bag up your ass.

What say you?


I like it when Doc threatens people :)

:rofldata: It's charming.


Anne Hathaway is hot

:) That's all you had to say.


The Nut Box: Wonderfalls (2004) (http://deadercuckoo3.blogspot.com/2012/08/wonderfalls-2004.html)

Cool.

Is that our first Fuller show on The Box now?



Finally saw all five movies. I only really enjoyed the first and the fifth one.


You, me and Doc can all hold hands and fap now. :)






http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/235185_o.gif

http://i.imgur.com/1B1yf.gif :rofldata:

I used a pic of him for my Guilty Wrestling pleasures a while back. Wackiest finisher ever.


I don't get it.

Buffy. Season 6 final. Go. Watch it.


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74ar6FUvS1qc6rl3.gif


That awkward moment when Giles realises he's drinking his tea in the same cup Spike used a few minutes ago to heat his blood in the microwave. before just rincing it. :naughty:


Maybe the new Godzilla movie wont be shit.




Maybe. I'm not holding my breath though. At least, it can't be any worse than what Emmerich did.


I don't know how to explain it.

Action movies with WWE wrestlers-turned-actors (aside from Dwayne Johnson) mostly have the same poster.
All running away from explosions, holding guns, all looking serious. What's his face...Cena...
It's like they took one picture of him and used stock pictures for the explosions, vehicles, buildings and helicopters for the poster.


That's Cena's only expression:laugh:. He's the poster boy for PG WWE. I'd go as far as calling him the 21st century Hulk Hogan: Limited in ring abilities, lots of talent with the microphone, no acting talent outside of the ring whatsoever. Even Steve Austin has more acting talent.

Hell. Even Bill Goldberg or Paul "Big SHow" Wright have more acting talent.

Funny thing is that the most charismatic WWE wrestlers NEVER tried to do a movie. You'll never find a movie starring Shawn Michaels, nor one starring Mark Calloway (the Undertaker), nor an old one with Randy Savage (and I don't count his cameo in Spiderman as starring in a movie.).

jk, I just wanted to use that.

:eye: After all that...
*shakes head side to side with hands on hips like a white Dave Chappelle in a bowtie tux*
Jee whizz.


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82ekzas2h1qh0qluo3_r1_500.gif

:eye: Piranha 3DD??
That's an awfully clean shot for a creature that doesn't have the jawline to do a clean cut.
:facepalm:


I blame Sparky.

I await my punishment~
:naughty: Whenever you're ready, Dungeon Master :naughty:


He seemed to be on a streak of doing stuff... until he started sleeping until 4 in the afternoon.

:nathanfillion:

Screw you guys, I'm going home.




It's a tra--ap? It's a... :ashine: I sort of want to kiss it...?


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7he6fivRC1ql9yofo1_400.gif

I made transformers sounds in my head... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lOhioheIlI)


Sparky raped and murdered my motivation in 1990.

Yesterday, your motivation. Today... :169: Tomorrow, I nap.


I'm fairly certain I lost half the quotes I checked. Oh well.

I'll just have to go back again.

And, you, pervert! I only quoted you because I thought there was going to be more posts after your post in which you have... :erm: post. ed.

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That's Cena's only expression:laugh:. He's the poster boy for PG WWE. I'd go as far as calling him the 21st century Hulk Hogan: Limited in ring abilities, lots of talent with the microphone, no acting talent outside of the ring whatsoever. Even Steve Austin has more acting talent.

Hell. Even Bill Goldberg or Paul "Big SHow" Wright have more acting talent.

Funny thing is that the most charismatic WWE wrestlers NEVER tried to do a movie. You'll never find a movie starring Shawn Michaels, nor one starring Mark Calloway (the Undertaker), nor an old one with Randy Savage (and I don't count his cameo in Spiderman as starring in a movie.).

NINJA'D!!!!
ninja'd.

With great charisma comes great responsibility~
Amen for them not mixing the peas with the corn.
:bearclap:

:changspew: That was his directorial debut wasn't it?
Started out as a spashal effekts dude?

He was immediately made director on that one. but he kept hellish memories of it.

From what I read, it seems he made his directorial debut filming scenes for that debacle called "Battle beyond the Stars". on which he was initially a SFX guy.

I watched it for Joseph Gordon Levitt.

JGL FTW.


I stuck a tea bag up your ass.

What say you?

Hope fulfilled. :D


:eye: Piranha 3DD??

Fuctifino.

Neg and Cuckoo will understand. :laugh:



:rofldata:

Best solution to that is to always buy a bottle of something you don't like.

That way you'll always have it around and it will be a last resort in such a situation.

Tastes like poop but gets the job done. :smrt:


It's a hard plastic like material. Used for quite a bit of kitchenware. Keeps for years and hardly ever stains~

hard to break too!





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Why can't I hold all this virtual reality???


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I don't remember why I quoted this.....I just edit it later. :D


Fuck you, BBC. :laugh:


:laugh: BBC.

I don't envy you future folk for that shit.

I don't think it'd be so bad if the programming wasn't such shit.

We used to have that here with the CBC.

Then they stopped making us pay and threw in commercials every 4 minutes.

Programming is just as bad now, but at least we aren't unwillingly paying for it anymore.








:bearclap: :bearclap:

10 Songs That Make You Dance covers.

fyi: that is one of the volumes for round III.

We just haven't come up with a final order for the volumes yet......and I'm going to throw in something extra to the "rules" to make it a bit different from the past 2 rounds.

Talked to a couple of you guys now in PMs on what you'd like to see and will try to make it all work somehow.


i watched hostel 3. it was stupid. the face tearing off was cool

:rofldata:

So did I the other night.

It was terrible.

I thought it'd make a great PoS post on the Nutshell.

:notgood: I failed to check to see if anybody else had done it.

Bud did. Colossal waste of time.




(http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/16430171-original.html)

That's cool. Really cool.



Let's open a STS restaurant. We can use it to get more money for the budget of the next season of the STS TV show.
We'll have Neg and Lye do hosting duties at the door, so the customers know exactly what they're getting into. :laugh:

Docrate needs to be head chef.

Doesn't matter if he can cook or not. He's French. It'll make us that much more awesome.


Why would you go to a concert to sit in a soundproof booth?

:facepalm:

So concerned with FLAC yet he'll go to a concert and do that.

:badsparky:


Woah: Heath Ledger's Joker Was Basically Tom Waits (http://kotaku.com/5929757/woah-heath-ledgers-joker-was-basically-tom-waits)

Saw that on the facebooks awhile ago.

Very coo.


No idea. I have nothing by Jack White. I have some stuff he's produced and guested on but not any of his own stuff.

Weird. I always thought you did.

Steered away from anything Jack White because I figured it'd be you that would cover it sooner or later.


Me neither. Danny Boyle being attached got me a little intrigued though.

All the running and jumping and lifting of stuff has no appeal to me. I'm anti-everything.

I like Frank Turner's reasoning behind performing for the show.

At first I thought "damn...he's doing the sell-out thing".

Then I read that post he made that I sent to you and gained so much more respect for the man.



I should text people more or something but I'm always afraid I'll bug them. Which is silly, probably, I always like getting texts from you guys.


Was going through my phone number contacts the other day and was surprised to find you and Lye on it.

Weird smart phones and computers latching onto that stuff.

I'll be sure to send you two drunken texts from the bars one night. :laugh:




Finished watching Batman Begins and now watching the Dark Knight...

Yeah, I'm watching the Dark Knight Rises again later.

Watched them these past few days on Blu too.

Haven't seen them with my big screen & sound yet.

They were wonderful.

Will be seeing TDKR again this weekend.



Bud upped his game.

We're slacking.

:rofldata: :rolfdata:

Doc sent that to me last week.

I thought of Bud too. :laugh: :laugh:



Cuckoo's still been on the nut blogs. Maybe he has people over and isn't brave enough to visit around them. :laugh:

Had folks over and they saw the STS before.

Ever since Bud and Mental left and Thomas became less frequent this place has been pretty tame.


cuckoo told me he's taking a break. he didn't elaborate.

...but then I sent you Film Composer erotica.

No elaboration is needed in such a situation. :naughty:

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Hope fulfilled. :D


Now I want you to go sit in a steam room with many men and see how long it takes for one of them to ask "do you guys smell tea brewing?"

Concerts have no limit to the frequency response between the artists and the audience.
CD, DVD and Vinyl have a maximum to what you can hear: 44.1kHz, 48kHz up to 192kHz sample rate.
Concerts will do well over that since it's not really measured in conventional means.
And the decibel levels are well over the normal volume that is recommended for human-ear-consumption.
It's the same as sticking your ear in a jet engine.
There's no buffer between you and the speakers.

My ears are far too sensitive for concerts.
I don't share the same enthusiasm as others do.

Best solution to that is to always buy a bottle of something you don't like.

That way you'll always have it around and it will be a last resort in such a situation.

That's genius. :shock: I should get some cheap vodka for that. I can use it to strip paint as well.


Then they stopped making us pay and threw in commercials every 4 minutes.

BBC need to do that. Although ironically, the no ads thing is their greatest strength.

And they need to stop making shitty period dramas.


I thought it'd make a great PoS post on the Nutshell.

:notgood: I failed to check to see if anybody else had done it.

Bud did. Colossal waste of time.

:doc:


Docrate needs to be head chef.

Doesn't matter if he can cook or not. He's French. It'll make us that much more awesome.

Le zing.


Weird. I always thought you did.

Steered away from anything Jack White because I figured it'd be you that would cover it sooner or later.

I heard the White Stripes album with the awful Pink Floyd cover and it put me right off.

That guitar riff of the good song is awesome, though. Can't deny that.


I like Frank Turner's reasoning behind performing for the show.

At first I thought "damn...he's doing the sell-out thing".

Then I read that post he made that I sent to you and gained so much more respect for the man.

Good interview. Good Frank. All good.


I'll be sure to send you two drunken texts from the bars one night. :laugh:

Send goatse.

My ears are far too sensitive for concerts.
I don't share the same enthusiasm as others do.


aka I'm a pussy.

Bring earplugs like other folks then.

Cool.

Is that our first Fuller show on The Box now?

Just the one? Bad on us. Now my comment about his "trend" doesn't make sense. Guess I'll add Dead Like Me s1 to the to do list.


:rofldata:

Best solution to that is to always buy a bottle of something you don't like.

That way you'll always have it around and it will be a last resort in such a situation.

Tastes like poop but gets the job done. :smrt:

I just mooch everyone else's booze. Always free and someone will have it somewhere. Also helps that they will usually share because drinking alone would just make them an official alcoholic.




Ever since Bud and Mental left and Thomas became less frequent this place has been pretty tame.

I just go with what crosses my path. I don't go hunting for it. Maybe i'll go 4chan fishing.

BBC need to do that. Although ironically, the no ads thing is their greatest strength.

And they need to stop making shitty period dramas.


CBC & BBC need to join forces.

Maybe then you might get a good 3 or 4 hours of good television a week. :laugh:

Hang on... It was Scissor Sisters did the Floyd. I heard them both on the same day.. Same guy brought them to my house.

I heard the White Stripes album with the awful Pink Floyd cover and it put me right off.

That guitar riff of the good song is awesome, though. Can't deny that.

I don't recall a lot of the White Stripes stuff, but I quite enjoy the Raconteurs.

Hang on... It was Scissor Sisters did the Floyd. I heard them both on the same day.. Same guy brought them to my house.

Smack that guy a good one.

Scissor Sisters are bints that suck.

...and not in the good way.

Hang on... It was Scissor Sisters did the Floyd. I heard them both on the same day.. Same guy brought them to my house.

I've only got Ta-Dah. I like "I Can't Decide" and a few others.

http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/1_spiderlady.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=126633 8752015

I don't know which ones to buy. I would say silicone-based, but then I think someone mentioned that it really affects the frequency range you can hear.
More like muffled bass. Granted, your completely safe from the tinny din of the crowd who must shout at the band, but it really gives it a... lame? experience.
One of my friends used to try so many different ear plugs when he went to concerts.
He finally just stuck with the foamy ones.
The ones he found to work best were really expensive and he did not feel like replacing them :laugh:

I shat myself, right there, in front of him when he told me they were $50.
I nearly went and bought a pair just emergencies.

http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/1_spiderlady.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=126633 8752015

It's probably from a commercial for facial wash or something like that.

I don't recall a lot of the White Stripes stuff, but I quite enjoy the Raconteurs.

I'll have to give them another chance. I've been mixing them up. Heard them back to back.


Smack that guy a good one.

Often. The crap he listens to. :notgood:

He likes Neil Diamond so it's not all bad.

Conan remake.
Twas dumb.

:bearclap:

and don't forget: it was a piece of shit.


http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/1/6/z/k/16zkh/Happy%20Bunny.gif


:LESQUEE:


I don't know what an SLJ is so ... maybe? :confused:


Say "what" again.

I dare you, I double dare you, Motherfucker !!




http://i.imgur.com/uuZ9D.gif

I can relate to the kid's reaction.

:LESQUEE:


I forgot about that gif.

I need to post it again. :laugh:

http://78.152.38.139/ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/1/6/z/k/16zkh/Happy%20Bunny.gif

And then this other friend, she buys that frilly shit for when you sleep.
I literally went full :erm: on her.

I don't find earplugs practical for sleeping purposes. It will drown out higher frequency registers, which women tend to pick up more than men, but still.
All that muffled bass you get out of it.
All the low to mid tones that get suppressed and just seep through the ear plugs like water soaking through your socks.

I should go into ear plug business.
with kids these days I can get away with radioactive glow plugs and call them "rave plugs" to go with their rave sticks :laugh:

I dare you, I double dare you, Motherfucker !!

:bearclap:

Earplugs? Whut?

Go see Slayer live. That'll put hair on your pencil.

We'll have Neg and Lye do hosting duties at the door, so the customers know exactly what they're getting into. :laugh:

Docrate needs to be head chef.

Doesn't matter if he can cook or not. He's French. It'll make us that much more awesome.


I'm quite a good cook, I just don't do it often enough, I guess. I could probably whip up an Auvergnat salad, followed by tagliatelle with a cream and salmon sauce or a boeuf bourguignon or homemade pizzas or Bolognese spaghettis (homemade sauce, of course), a plate of french cheeses and an applepie as dessert.

It would only take me a full day to prepare all that, and I'd probably leave a mess in the kitchen (I'm a good, if messy, cook)

Go see Slayer live.

:this:


I'd probably leave a mess in the kitchen.

I'd rip you a new bumhole if you did that in my kitchen. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

...

:eye:

We'll have Neg and Lye do hosting duties at the door, so the customers know exactly what they're getting into. :laugh:

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this place has been pretty tame.

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No elaboration is needed in such a situation. :naughty:

Boom, fuckers.

I forgot about that gif.

I need to post it again. :laugh:

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I didn't even see you post that!

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Oh! I just remembered.
That first friend who tried various ear plugs (not just for concerts, but work as well), he also tried them sleeping earplugs once.
He agreed that you get all the low-end frequencies that just irritate you.
It's like sitting on the bus and this giant fat man fell asleep and slowly starts to fall on you as time passes by.
And it's warm out. The windows are open but that doesn't make a difference. And he's wearing shorts and a dirty wife-beater.
It was clean by the time he left, but his day started early and his return trip home is when he likes to grab a few winks.
He had a beef donair for lunch. With extra onions.
He wears socks with his sandals that were once dry.
Two jogger's get on the bus and sit right in front of you. Their useless, moist towel just makes sloppy, slapping sounds as they try to dry themselves off.
A splash, built up at the tips of their towels flicks you on the nose. Nearly hitting your eye socket.
One of them is trying to fight off a cold by sweating.
He loves to cough.
A 30-something single woman gets on after having finished walking a dozen dogs who love to play with her in the park.
A water park. So she has the ever-so faint aroma of wet dog.
You have to poop and you only got 3 more blocks to go until it's your stop.

To get off the bus now and look for a washroom, go to page 55.
To stay on the bus and wait until you get home, turn to the next page.

Fur on your balls would be terrible if you got a rash.

Delightful. :notgood:


I just don't do it often enough, I guess.

I cook everyday. Well, everyday that I eat. Nothing very exciting but it's not "convenience food" unless you count frozen fish as that.

I don't use a microwave, ever. Hellish things.

Is that where she keeps the butter?
Would lube I guess.
Don't forget the lemon pepper.

Earplugs? Whut?

Go see Slayer live. That'll put hair on your pencil.

:erm: I almost did.

I only ever went to two concerts.

I don't know how was with whom....

But...

White Zombie, Ministry, Monster Magnet, Hole, Marilyn Manson... Zero....they did the song for Scorpion in Mortal Kombat. Only the song in the movie was instrumental...

We tried to make plans to go to Slayer.
Nothing came of it :rolleyes:
My ears are safe for another decade :169:

I'd rip you a new bumhole if you did that in my kitchen.

With a spatula and a potato peeler.

I don't use a microwave, ever. Hellish things.

Don't you be putting down Chef Mike.

He's everybody's kitchen buddy.

Not always quality but gets that shit out there fast. :laugh:

I've been to some live performances, but they were always small dive bar stuff. Only large concert type thing I went to was Weird Al at the county fair. :laugh:

White Zombie, Ministry, Monster Magnet, Hole, Marilyn Manson... Zero....they did the song for Scorpion in Mortal Kombat. Only the song in the movie was instrumental...

I'd have liked to have seen White Zombie. Ministry played here last week. I didn't go. :smrt:

I don't use a microwave, ever. Hellish things.

They are terribly convenient and if you go longer at half power, the food will turn out much better.

Don't you be putting down Chef Mike.

He's everybody's kitchen buddy.

Don't know him. If he washes dishes he can come visit me.

I had a microwave years ago. It only got used for one thing. You can guess what that was. :erm:

I'm out. changed my setting to see 100 posts on each page, so basically this is page 1420 for me right now. I'm up to speed till page 1408. will finish tomorrow.

1408...

sounds familliar.

They are terribly convenient and if you go longer at half power, the food will turn out much better.

I prefer a regular oven. I'd like a fan-assisted but they were to expensive when I was needing one. Baking is so much better with a fan.

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I'm out.

Laters, docrate.


1408...

:shock:

Ministry played here last week. I didn't go. :smrt:

They suck now.

I left halfway through the last one I went to.

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Laters Docrate. :)

:erm: I meant Rob Zombie.... :ashine:

My mistake. :sad: It wasn't as great as it should have been.

He was too into himself and Dragula.

There was barely anything from their earlier stuff. :notgood:

Scratch that! There's a THIRD person who talked about ear plugs just as extensively. And HE said...
Well, I think you can guess how that conversation went.

They suck now.

I left halfway through the last one I went to.

I saw the set-list online a few days before the gig.
The encore was great (in theory), about 6 songs in total from TMIATTTT and Psalm 69 but everything else was all new shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.

I saw the set-list online a few days before the gig.
The encore was great (in theory), about 6 songs in total from TMIATTTT and Psalm 69 but everything else was all new shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.

The concert I saw it wasn't even the suckage of the setlist so much as the enthusiasm for their music.

I had a "smug" on my face as I was walking out on N.W.O.

:erm: I meant Rob Zombie.... :ashine:

Ah... I've heard all of his solo stuff. The first one was kind of okay, I like some of it. I was going to Nut it a few days ago but got called away.

Everything after that is meh.

He has a remix album due soon. I heard 4 songs. Nope.

They suck now.

:this:

I only have and ever want to have is The Mind Is A Terrible Thing Taste and Psalm 69 albums.

The concert I saw it wasn't even the suckage of the setlist so much as the enthusiasm for their music.

Al gave up drugs. Al lost his talent.


I had a "smug" on my face as I was walking out on N.W.O.

I love me NWO. :ashine:

Ah... I've heard all of his solo stuff.

His better stuff is what's been used for movie soundtracks.
House of 1000 Corpses.
Don't let Painted Horses fool you. That's complete garbage.

Al gave up drugs. Al lost his talent.

Creativity and drugs shouldn't be a thing.

...but it is. :(



I love me NWO. :ashine:

Me too.

...but their performance that night was dismal at best.

I only have and ever want to have is The Mind Is A Terrible Thing Taste and Psalm 69 albums.

The first half of The Land of Rape and Honey has some good tracks. Up until the title track is mostly good.

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Creativity and drugs shouldn't be a thing.

...but it is. :(

I know. :sad:

Going to see TDKR in half an hour :ashine: I feel pre-excitement drizzling...

That's really cool.

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I know. :sad:

Ever since you, Neg and I stopped stuffing meth up our bums tri-fapping has been pretty vanilla.

We need to spice it up again.

Throw in some hot sauce, safety pins or even curling irons again.

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We need to spice it up again.

Throw in some hot sauce, safety pins or even curling irons again.

I'll gather some pine cones from the trees outside.

My cat likes to press his up against me when I'm laying down on the couch.

It's gross when you feel this warm little button on your bare arm or leg. :laugh:

...warm little button

:laugh: Do. Not. Push. The. Button.

:rofldata: Feck, going to the new UltraAVX where you can reserve your seats, get a bigger screen and louder speakers.

:ashine: I nearly jumped in my seat watching The Avengers. When it got to the climatic city battle, I almost shouted "turn it down, noisemakers!!" :ashine:

It got really loud. I think they turned it up for that scene.
The rest of the movie was loud and steady.
But the final scene was pretty loud. The bass suddenly kicked out and the movie became so quiet afterward.

That worries me. If the same thing happens to TDKR, I really don't know if it will be worth it to complain to anyone.
All the kids will just stare at me.
Feck, took nearly half an hour to just get the tickets for the movie earlier today. Two workers focusing on stupid kid with a coupon.
It wasn't until I started talking about the sickening and depravity of todays generations trying to run the world that the girl started dealing with other customers as it got busy.
She dealt with 7 of us to just one guy.

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:puppydog: I want one...

I really don't know if it will be worth it to complain to anyone.

Going that extra mile to complain is always worth it. Pretend you're me. Or:

01.Watch Deadwood

02. Note down expletives.

03. Call the staff as many as you can in one breath.

:laugh: Do. Not. Push. The. Button.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

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Going that extra mile to complain is always worth it. Pretend you're me. Or:

01.Watch Deadwood

02. Note down expletives.

03. Call the staff as many as you can in one breath.

04. Begin to argue but stop to sniff their hair and sigh with extreme horniness.

I really don't know if it will be worth it to complain to anyone.

Big screen. BIG SOUND.

:rolleyes:

It's like suing McDonald's for having hot coffee.

Yup.

Big screen. BIG SOUND.

:rolleyes:

It's like suing McDonald's for having hot coffee.

I meant if they fuck up and kill the bass like they did with The Avengers.

I meant if they fuck up and kill the bass

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Think I'm going to try out this Total Recall thing tonight.

Keep hearing "I didn't want to like it going in but I did coming out".

:shrugs: Good enough for me.

I'll give it a 2 for now and see what happens. :D

My cat likes to press his up against me when I'm laying down on the couch.

It's gross when you feel this warm little button on your bare arm or leg. :laugh:


:laugh: Do. Not. Push. The. Button.


:changspew:

I'd watch it if someone handed it to me.

There was a huge difference in one aspect of the Dick story and the last film. If the new one has incorporated it some people may well be disappointed. I don't know if you've enjoyed some Dick, so I won't say until after you watch it.

I'd watch it if someone handed it to me.

My work is in kahoots with the theater.

Free meals for them. Free movies for us.


There was a huge difference in one aspect of the Dick story and the last film. If the new one has incorporated it some people may well be disappointed.

I get the feeling this one is closer to the source material than the Arnie film.

It seems to be more in touch with the paranoia and all that jazz, than the Arnie film too.


I don't know if you've enjoyed some Dick.

Well, I did in my early twentie---....:erm: No wait.

:eye:

Walked into that one.

:laugh:

Yeah....I've read quite a bit of his stuff.

Quaid. Quail? :laugh:

My work is in kahoots with the theater.

Free meals for them. Free movies for us.

That's awesome. Avail of it every day!


Yeah....I've read quite a bit of his stuff.

I love his work. It's often complex but rewarding. I read a biography about his life. Poor guy. He was fucked up. :notgood:

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I love his work. It's often complex but rewarding. I read a biography about his life. Poor guy. He was fucked up. :notgood:

He's got a fantastic imagination.

...but his characters are so boring.

Like Ridley Scott's films. :laugh:

Blade Runner was a match made in heaven.

He's got a fantastic imagination.

...but his characters are so boring.

Like Ridley Scott's films. :laugh:

:doc: All true. :laugh:

Full Metal Jacket got the blu-ray special edition treatment. :shock:

Getting realease next week. :D :D :D

I'm in.

Full Metal Jacket got the blu-ray special edition treatment. :shock:

Getting realease next week. :D :D :D

It came out here on blu over a year ago. Is it a new edition with extra new sexy stuff?