Watch out triple penis butts!

that pic screams for a budarc, cuckoo, rick says "Shoot the shit" promo.......but.....well...........yeah.....

You want a toe? I can get you a toe!

isn't that the other Hilton sister?

isn't that the other Hilton sister?
naw it's just some pool blonde drinkin' a beer. That Hilton chick is much smaller.

well......i think i'm done for the night.......we did well i think..........budarc should reward us.

you're leaving tomorrow aren't you?

Yup I'm off or a week.

all right then.......hopefully when you get back I will have either buried this thread deep in the ground if budarc hasn't returned or else we've revived it into something nice, new and shittier

enjoy!

and

good night!

Hopefully.
Alright, later. See ya soonish, might pop in on my vacation from remote locations who knows, hopefully I won't be that bored!

http://i26.tinypic.com/jrttoi.gif

what an unpleasant wake me up.................the Material Girl herself, in all in her grandmaey cougary ughness.

I should throw up her.

i'm just gonna have to remedy that god awul pic of Madge with these:

There's a Jehovah's Witness thread here?

On the KHI forums. I was saying they REALLY don't like it when someone talks about something else other than the topic. Even if no one posted in it for a few days. Anyways, this is what I said in their Jehova's Witnesses topic:

There was this huge booger in my house. He kept eating all our food! So I called an awesome booger exterminator, Knegative, to take care of the problem. That booger didn't see what was coming :).

And the response:

Let's not spam. Seriously.

Came from a Jehova's Witness too. Luckily I didn't talk about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, huh?

My name was used on another site?

Bless you, my child. Spread my gospel.

It was! You booger exterminator you!

Budarc will find this interesting:

it seems Richard Elfman has started pre-production on "The Forbidden Zone 2: The Forbidden Galaxy". Elfman's brother, Danny, is back onboard as the song and score composer. Whether or not Danny will be reuniting Oingo Boingo as his back up band again is still unconfirmed. Richard's Daughter-In-Law, Jenna Elfman (Dharma & Greg) will be making an appearance, as well as Superman himself, Brandon Routh.

Yeah, I've heard about this pre-production business on Forbidden Zone 2 for some time now. Sadly it's become one of those "25 years later" things that will most likely end up disappointing, a la Star Wars and Indiana Jones. Still, any kind of involvement with Danny Elfman always gets me atwitter.

Those are some great shoot the shit teaser posters, by the way.

Fuck it all.

i'm not ignoring you're post.....i'm just gonna say it's too bad you feel that way and I'll let you sit on your rage for awhile.................

.....so with that......here's the trailer for Peter Jackson's "The Lovely Bones"

http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/thelovelybones/index.html

Good News Everyone!

The whole cast is back (with the exception of a few supporting cast voices)

http://slurmed.com/?p=news&date=2009/07/31_01

:(

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090806/ap_en_mo/us_obit_hughes



R.I.P. John Hughes

Drillbit Taylor (2008)
Maid in Manhattan (2002)
Just Visiting (2001)
Home Alone 3 (1997)
Flubber (1997)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Miracle on 34th Street (1994)
Baby's Day Out (1994)
Dennis the Menace (1993)
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
Beethoven (1992)
Curly Sue (1991)
Dutch (1991)
Career Opportunities (1991)
Home Alone (1990)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Uncle Buck (1989)
The Great Outdoors (1988)
She's Having a Baby (1988)
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Pretty in Pink (1986)
Weird Science (1985)
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Mr. Mom (1983)

that sucks.

atleast he wasn't in the middle of a project.

there's nothing worse than a project having to be finished without the original vision.

Brand Spankin' New Trailer for "Where The Wild Things Are":

http://www.spike.com/video/where-wild-things/3221621

...am i the only one that gets a lump in the throat from these trailers?

wow.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120510/

i wish there were dead people in this one.....specifically it's leading actress.

who knew?

it appears Slappy and Reginald Bigglesworth III keep shooting the shit.



reach into the back of your pants, with your bare hands ofcourse, scoop out as much as you can and fling (preferably at the nearest innocent bystander or Jesus).

it appears Slappy and Reginald Bigglesworth III keep shooting the shit.



Damn they're good.


wow.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120510/

i wish there were dead people in this one.....specifically it's leading actress.

who knew?

Ah yes, M. Night Shyamalan's first (commercial) movie. Not as bad as one would have you think. Actually a very thought-provoking drama.


Brand Spankin' New Trailer for "Where The Wild Things Are":

http://www.spike.com/video/where-wild-things/3221621

...am i the only one that gets a lump in the throat from these trailers?

Being John Malkovich and Adaptation are two of my favorite movies ever, so yes, I'm very excited to see how Spike Jonze makes it work.

Ah yes, M. Night Shyamalan's first (commercial) movie. Not as bad as one would have you think. Actually a very thought-provoking drama.


i don't care if it's god damned Citizen Kane.........






....i DO NOT like this woman.

Ah, I see your point.

however that cute little number she wore in A League Of Their Own?



hells yeah....tap that ass, yo. :erm:

Well, I wouldn't tap anything of hers, but I'd say she had her day in the sun. You don't see too much of her around anymore these days.

I think Webwa Walters saw to that after The View

Whoopi Goldberg on the other hand...



...there's some tapping I would be doing right there.

that pic will haunt my dreams

i've seen it before and it won't go away.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/9/91/Guinan_and_Data_(1893).jpg/292px-Guinan_and_Data_(1893).jpg

a buddy of mine once pointed out that Whoopi Goldberg has the name of what appears to be a Jewish clown......

.....i think he's right.

she dated Frank Langella for five years...............really weird couple.

the sex must have been very....well.....i don't know.

http://www.gstatic.com/hostedimg/a9206d99e9bb50a1_landing

hells....throw James Woods in the mix and you got gold.

the sex must have been very....well.....i don't know.

Comical?

he would do his Dracula act and she would do her Sister Act.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:


did you see that? did you see how I played with the words?

i'm a muddafuckin' genius................................i should be shot.

Actually, for some reason I was imagining a pair of Groucho Marx glasses on her vagina...her bush would be the mustache and he would provide the cigar...I don't know why, I'm just fucked up that way.

that's really weird.

fuck....i just finished the second volume of that mix i made last month and realized i forgot the two songs i intended to put on before i even started it.

sonofabitchcake
http://www.mikeandmandy.us/uploads/Shelby_as_Groucho_Marx.JPG

it's really creepy that this is what comes up when you image google "Groucho Marx vagina"


it's also really creepy that i image googled "Groucho Marx vagina"

This one is a bit more pleasant. Not much, but a bit.

then this happens

this monkey knows what's up.

little fucker.

This looks...luscious.



Daniel Craig Popsicle (http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-quick-pic-daniel-craig-has-a-license-to-chill/)

There are some amusing comments on that page, too. "Squidtermz" comment was so cuckoo-esque that I had to check his bio to make sure it wasn't the same guy. Good times.

There are some amusing comments on that page, too. "Squidtermz" comment was so cuckoo-esque that I had to check his bio to make sure it wasn't the same guy. Good times.

lol......that was me.....only it wasn't......and.....yeah.....creepy.

i should eat squidtermz

This looks...luscious.



Daniel Craig Popsicle (http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-quick-pic-daniel-craig-has-a-license-to-chill/)


upon sleeping on it for a few hours, i have come to the conclusion that doesn't look like Daniel Craig at all................

..................it looks like Peter Cushing

I'd still eat the hell out of it, and suck on the stick for good measure.

this comment astounds me.

i don't really know what to say.

suck away, guy.



me?

i'm gonna have cake.

Heh. That's the way it's done.

I hate to bring up such a sore subject, but there is something you fine gents are forgetting about Rosie O'Donnell up there.



Exit to Eden, oh boy.

Nice. :-X

Do you get the feeling that rick_says isn't coming back? What is it about this place and people disappearing? First Laei, now Rick. It's a little frightening. Someone is obviously getting rid of shit-shooters...

Do you get the feeling that rick_says isn't coming back? What is it about this place and people disappearing? First Laei, now Rick. It's a little frightening. Someone is obviously getting rid of shit-shooters...



either it's their polite way of leaving or someone is hunting "shit-shooters" down like dogs and doing away with them..........


.........or else they truly did shit-shoot correctly and are never to be seen again.....very much like our good friend, Buttons.

Budarc si Rorschach. Won't see the big picture until it's too late~

Huh?

You fools knew I was going to be gone on Vacation.
Sunburnt, burnt out and mildly hung over.
Didn't check my Email this week, it was great.
I was far too busy watching the waves roll in on a beach in Aptos for two days.
The week went by too fast.
Tired, so tired.

welcome back.

so you didn't go the way of Buttons?

damn.

I keep hoping someone will find Buttons and tell him to send word.

Welcome back.

Glad you didn't desert us. :-P

Budarc si Rorschach. Won't see the big picture until it's too late~

i have noodles hanging out of my nose, monsieur.

Thanks. Too tired to stand up and go pee. Someone get me a bedpan.

wear wooly underwear.........it'll absorb all the urine.

then you don't have to worry.

I have furry underwear that's naturally occurring. It happened one day I was hairless and one day I was a man with a full crotch afro.

am i allowed to post pics of my pubic hair like that?

Cha cha cha Cia.
Looks delicious.

Cha cha cha Cia.
Looks delicious.

wow....um.....

....what is one supposed to say when another says your crotch hair looks delicious.

It looks like instant noodles with some green.

that's what my Great Uncle Hank says when he comes over to play.

Now this is what I'm talking about.



My pubes.

your pubes grow out of your head?

dude.......that's kinda weird.

No, that was my cock, silly.

your cock has an interesting taste in hats.

Hey, a top hat adds 6 inches.

i should invest in a top hat.

it'll be all the rage with the kids.

Indeed.

Did you just draw that? That's very, very good. And while we're on the subject, is that your illustration of the bunny on the "funny on the outside" promo? I've been wondering that awhile.

This is an excellent cartoon, good work.
Be grateful I don't have a scanner....
There should be more cartoon penis.

yeah..........that's good?

no not really......i whipped it up in a about 2 minutes.

it took longer to upload.

but the bunny?

no it's not my art.........i should do a really good one though.

You just whipped it out.

i did.....i drew a face on my penis, took a pic and I'm uploading it right now.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

thank the heavens i really didn't.

What, you've never drawn on your penis? I highly doubt that.

yeah..........that's good?

no not really......i whipped it up in a about 2 minutes.

No, I mean it's really good. You got the actual size of it and everything.

then you'll love this ;)



we're all half-retarded penises.

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That's gotta be Sharpy.

yup.

it's quick and shows up better.

.....and looks really juvenille

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Mickey Mouse, Mr. Peanut, and the Dunce?

I love it!

i love these old 50's rock songs on the Stand By Me soundtrack.

i'm listening to them as I'm tagging them.

great....just great.

Thanks a lot, dude. I'm downloading right now...

sup

Hasn't the Nazi thing run its course yet? It seems a little...I don't know...stale.

speaking of staleness...

Half of us have abandoned it. Okay, me and Byrd. We're quitters, okay?

Yeah, I know shoot the shit is growing stale, but so are these whole damn forums truth be told.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

we're kicking the dead horse that kicked the other dead horse here at shoot the shit

we're like the Saw movies or the Police Academy movies......they're dumb as dirt....not really scary or funny.........but they kept on going and going.


.....but we were never as lame as nazism.

damn it feels good to be a gangster.

Office space ftw

Do you have my stapler?

I'm Ron Livingston / Peter Gibbons.

nice.

Why are you Samir though?

and Rick is Michael Bolton

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

By the way, no one ever mentioned that shoot the shit celebrated its 2nd month of tastelessness, random inanity, and atrocious shit-flinging just a few short days ago. Yay...no one ever thought we would make it this far.

our shit is golden.

If you're gonna eat shit, people, eat ours :)

Ha-ha, that's great. That actually even looks like your silhouette there, too.

By the way, here's the updated archive of shoot the shit pics, logos & promos:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JVNAYXB0

except i'm a little taller i think

y'now....there aren't any funny dead horse pictures.

you found it

we are like the FFS GD board's roaches

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

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Funny stuff guys.
But you can tell by the photo I am the only male cockroach.
You can tell by the sex organs on the lower thorax.

yeah...um.....we know. :erm:

My thorax is bigger than yours.

your thorax has a nasty camel toe.

Your thorax is engorged with dozens of tiny eggs.

Your thorax plays a mean six-string.

i'm the god damned sexiest female cockroach you're ever gonna shoot the shit with.


.....sadly, I don't think I'll ever find another situation where I'll be able to use that sentence again.

yeah......look at this shit.......whip it out boys............we're masturbating to cockroaches tonight.




.....anus.

I'd reply, but...you know...masturbating....

Look at the puny size of his cercus.

cockroach necrophilia is apparently quite popular here on the FFS boards.

Yes, but then they get rebuilt and come back to life.



Revenge of the Shit Shooters 2: The Roach's Cock

or

Robocockroach

Now there's a movie I'd pay to see.

we're some evil cockroaches.

fear us and our thoraxes.

We're Coming To Get You.





http://www.dappercadaver.com/imagemagic.php?img=images/giant_cockroach_15.sized.jpg&w=200&h=150&page=prod _info

Roboroach has a ring to it.

lol it looks like a made for tv B-movie

http://forums.ffshrine.org/images/smilies/rofldata.gif
nice

That's a pretty cool poster. I love the antennae.




:ohgod:

This is true. I mean, if I had the opportunity to continuously stomp on you until you squished into a million pieces...







I would prolly do it.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

i would too!

don't feed the trolls though.



.............we're hungry.

Wait a minute...there's four of them? Hmmm...looks like we might have a new shit-shooter around here pretty soon.

um......it's a baby troll.

is there something you're not telling us budarc?

Budarc & Cuckoo: The Early Years

um......it's a baby troll.

is there something you're not telling us budarc?

Hey, don't look at me. The white-haired one is rick.

:-P

Is this how the human race was started?

Trolls. I had that book in 6th grade.

good little trolls

Is this how the human race was started?

budarc and I mated....yes.

and out popped Rick Says from both of our anuses.

it was a magical day for the human race.



they only got stupider.

Is it wrong if that picture turns me on? o.O

Is it wrong if that picture turns me on? o.O

if you think it's wrong you're in the wrong place.

:naughty:

Does it feel wrong?

It is pretty hot. Look at that pink-haired troll's ass.

i should make KKK cloaks for trolls and sell them.

they'd sell like hot cakes.

budarc and I mated....yes.

and out popped Rick Says from both of our anuses.

it was a magical day for the human race.



they only got stupider.

I remember that day like it was yesterday. I remember the hot, sweltering troll sex, and then squeezing rick says's head out of my asshole.

Then we ate him.

and after we ate him we had to squeeze him out of our anuses again.

it was not a good day for Rick Says.......

Ew.

i think that's what you said the first time you squeezed out of our anuses........the second time you muttered something about "big fuckin' jerks" and "my day will come".......

Poor Rick_says

Rick Says is a tar baby?


budarc, do we squeeze tar out of our asses?

Brer Fox meets Rick Says

Tar babies are mildly offensive. lol

Uncle Remus didn't seem to think so.

....

but yeah.....we're teetering on not so funny.......

....actually, we're always teetering on not so funny.

budarc, do we squeeze tar out of our asses?

I don't know about you, but I do.

Tastes incredible.

Uncle Remus didn't seem to think so.

....

but yeah.....we're teetering on not so funny.......

....actually, we're always teetering on not so funny.

So tonight's the meteor shower...

I haven't seen shit.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20090811/sc_space/strongmeteorshowerexpectedtonight


In North America, the best time to watch will be between midnight to 5 a.m. on Wednesday, Aug. 12, but late Tuesday night and also Wednesday night could prove fruitful, weather permitting.

a meteor shower?

where have i been?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX44YHK5Bik
Yeah I watched the whole film recently, cringing every moment.

Totally.

It's cloudy and raining here. No chance to see meteors.

Yeah I watched the whole film recently, cringing every moment.

lol.....i remember seeing it in theaters as a kid............for some reason i don't think Disney is planning on rereleasing it anytime soon.



Totally.
kind of mostly.......it's sad funny.

like stepping in shit on your birthday.


It's cloudy and raining here. No chance to see meteors.
it is cloudy and rainy.

no such luck here either.

It's clear here...but no dice.

By the way, I have stepped in shit on my birthday and it's not nice.

Unintentional rhyme.

P. Diddy stepping in shit.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:



priceless

What a schmuck.

Stupid shiny gold shoes.

i once stepped in shit and when i went to go wipe it off i wiped it in more shit.

a classic moment in cuckoo history

:loldata:

I don't know how to follow that.

you don't.


it's sad, I know.

i don't gloat about that one.

:loldata:

if i could chop that "loldata" in half, I would........it only deserves half a data head.

One time though I did step in shit and took my shoe off and then stepped in more shit. And another time I slipped on shit and got shit all over my backside. Those were my last two birthdays.

It's a budarc yearly tradition.

One time though I did step in shit and took my shoe off and then stepped in more shit. And one time I slipped on shit and got it all over my backside. Those were my last two birthdays.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

ALanis Morrisette should have incorporated those stories into her lyrics for that "Ironic" song.

i think the nicer response to that should have been

"shitty deal."

And one time I masturbated, and when I went to go clean up with toilet tissue, I realized the tissue was already smeared with shit. So my penis got smeared with shit.

Good night, everybody!

Another time I was shitting and I thought I was done, so I went to go wipe with toilet paper, but then I accidentally let one out and I shit all over my hand. I also had shit all over my ass due to shitty toilet water splattering all over my ass.

I can stop now.

Another time I was eating a soft serve chocolate ice cream cone and later realized that the guy who served it to me was someone I had spited earlier. It was only when the fly landed on my ice cream cone that I learned the bitter truth...

Too much?

so you're familiar with fecal matter?

Well, I once dated a woman who resembled a piece of orangutan poop if that's what you're getting at...

Another time, I was bathing in a pool of horse feces, then went to go dry off with a giraffe shit stained beach towel, drank a nice tall glass of hot badger defec-ade, and just when I thought things couldn't get any worse..........I stepped in alligator dung.

so..........do you like.......want me to save all my used toilet papet for you?

so..........do you like.......want me to save all my used toilet papet for you?

No, that's gross.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

then i'll clean out my freezer ASAP

Whoa, whoa, whoa...did someone say "fudge-sicles"?

Hells yeah (as the kids say).

popsicles, bitches.


my shit is neon green.

i eat Arby's too much.

Dude, that's little Joey from down the street!



No...wait. It's just another Nintendo-lovin' fat boy.

is it?

his younger days?

oh yeah......the old school Nintendo

weird little fucker.......i've been feeding him my neon shit for years.

That also looks like young Sexman in the background of that neon green picture.

Ah Sexman. The good ol' days...

i should feed Sexman my feces in a bowl of chili.

I don't think one would be able to tell the difference.

Of course, I am now living 5 years chili-free.

chili diarrhea just isn't the in-thing these days.

there you go, you little shit-eating monkey, you like how that tastes?

Diarrhea is just recycled chili, I always say...

Fuck, yeah. Finger lickin' good.



I wish I were double-jointed so I could shit down my throat.

you like to recycle, do you?

Piss is just a sour-smelling and bitter-tasting apple juice, I always say.

yeah....i've had stuff pour out of my ass that looked tastier than that.......usually after a night of Jacky Daniel's and Chinese Take-Out.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

That's fuckin' sick.

Anyway, I'm gonna go brush my teeth and shit on my own chest. I'll talk to you later.

laters.


shits n' giggles....shits n' giggles.

that seemed to be the popular subject tonight...................that and sexy cockroaches.

:) we did good tonight, Henry.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

this pic showed up in the google image results for "nerds"


y'now.....i'm beginning to think we might be "nerds"

Fuck, if Danny Elfman is considered a nerd, I'd say we're in good company.

That's kind of sad though, Oingo Boingo being relegated to a "nerd" band. I mean, what the fuck? Stupid kids these days... I suppose if you're not wearing baggy pants or gold jewelry all over your body, we're all considered "nerds."

holy shit....Vatos has seen better days.

his hair's still fucked up though.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

i didn't know it was Bear McCreary and his bro that took over for this band.

...ahh yes...Richard Gibbs.....BSG connection right there.

Wow...they're old. Vatos does look like he's put on a few pounds and the other three look grayed and worse for wear. Is there an Oingo Boingo reunion planned or something?

Kudos to Bear McCreary, though.

Wow...they're old. Vatos does look like he's put on a few more pounds and everyone else looks grayed and worse for wear. Is there an Oingo Boingo reunion planned or something?

Kudos to Bear McCreary, though.



no reunion....well....not really.

these guys still do Halloween shows, only without Elfman.......McCreary helps out with his bro on this project.

Apparently they also bring in an orchestra and perform Nightmare B4 X-mas songs too.

Ah I see, it was a 2007 tribute concert.



Fuck, Vatos...

I should give McCreary a listen.

I only have his Sarah Connor Chronicles stuff....and actually have never heard his BSG stuff.....but keep hearing good stuff about it.

Fuck, Vatos...

dammit, Vatos......you're looking.....well.........um.......a little older.

i hadn't seen him since "From Dusk 'Till Dawn" and then he still looked like he did during the "Boingo" era..........but now?

wow.

i should eat him.

I should give McCreary a listen.

I only have his Sarah Connor Chronicles stuff....and actually have never heard his BSG stuff.....but keep hearing good stuff about it.


Get seasons 2 & 3 to start.
You may like it, you might not.
I find it...acceptable.

I'm actually giving Season One a listen right now...i'm only 7 tracks in, but so far I quite like it.

Season 2 is better, it's my favorite. It really gained some momentum on the show and the music too.

that's what i gathered from reading the fan reviews....season 2 does seem to be the score that's the fan favorite.

i have yet to watch the series, (i really do intend to) so i'm listening to the score without any preconceived visuals which I quite like to do anyways.

I haven't heard much more Bear like Sarah Conner Chronicles or anything, so I really don't know, but season 2 BSG might be his best work yet.
BSG was fun, nasty, interesting and sometimes brutal. It's really not all good, so don't expect 100% gold if you watch it. It's still better than most shit that's broadcast.

i hear BSG was pretty good to begin with but it quickly lost it's footing and got too "Lost or Twin Peaksy" for fans. Too many character alterations and twists.

which reall isn't a problem in my books......but I'll see.

I might save the show for the winter or late fall. i'll rent the first season out....see how it is and if i like it, i'll buy 'em.

They did some pretty stupid shit if you ask me, for instance inexplicably in one episode all the characters start boxing, including Edward James Olmos.

I wont give it away, but I suppose most people were unsatisfied with the ending.

ooohhkay........

.......i could flow with that maybe.......maybe.

i heard by the end of the series though, people were pretty much asking "well who isn't a frickin' Cylon"


..............and where's the dog that moved like a monkey?

Alas no Daggit in this one and the children are mostly silent.

No insectoids, no Imperius leader, no light beings and no lucifer robots.

Alas no Daggit in this one and the children are mostly silent.
....as all children should be....and if they're not tranqy darts come in handy.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

wow....i just listened to the 23rd track, "Wander My Friends". i'm sold on this soundtrack without a doubt.

I really like the mixture of different cultural influences weaving in and out of the album.

"Wander" really reminds me of Joe Strummer's version of "Minstrel Boy".......i wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it was a temp track.

I disagree, this face was a major player.
he has no equivalent in the re-do.
Because in 2009 syfy is no longer for kids...even though it is.

Joe Strummer's Minstrel Boy is a long song, didn't Ridley Scott use it in one of his films?

I disagree, this face was a major player.
he has no equivalent in the re-do.
Because in 2009 syfy is no longer for kids...even though it is.


Atreyu!!!!!

save your horse!

Joe Strummer's Minstrel Boy is a long song, didn't Ridley Scott use it in one of his films?

Ridley Scott convinced Joe Strummer to re-record it for "Black Hawk Down" with lyrics and cut down to 4 minutes.....unlike the "Global A-Go GO" album version which is like 17 or 18 minutes long with no lyrics.

That's right. I only saw BHD once and had the DVD stolen from me by a girlfriend's brother. Bastard "borrowed" that one and Brotherhood of the Wolf.
Makes me wanna see Pact de Lupes again...

I've never seen it.

it's one of those movies I've seen at the shelf at the video store, but usually pick something else instead.

I've seen BHD like 8 or 9 times though.

...it's one of those movies that I guess i never realized i liked that much until right now when i realized how many times I've seen it.

It's good, you should see it.
It has some of the best visuals in a film I have ever seen.
the story's a bit hokey and they do kung fu a bit, so expect an amalgamation of elements most people don't really talk about.

i think i remember a review of the movie when it first came out in North America mentioning the out of place Kung Fu action.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Yeah, it's an action kung-fu werewolf political mystery romance.

oh.....another one of those movies.

Once you've seen one action kung-fu werewolf political mystery romance movie, you've seen them all.

I've always liked these two



chewie rocks.

LOL. My little pony customizing is all the rage.

and you thought fanboys only played with boy's toys.

"Dear, where's Timmy. I wanna go teach him how to toss the ol' pigskin around out in the backyard?"

"oh he's down in the basement, dressing up his My Little Pony dolls."

"why that fruity little sonofa-----fetch my belt!"

Oh no! Timmy, what are you doing with that doll down your pants!

psst...don't tell anybody....but i think Timmy's a little weird....if you know what i mean.

My little C'thul'hu?

2 months of 300 pages of pure shit we have........:)

"just ignore them and they'll go away" or "they'll get bored of it sometime" apparently isn't always true.

I saw this one.

It just takes itself way too seriously.
lol

Pony love.

there's something to be said about a guy who paints My Little Pony's to look like Batman & Robin............i just don't know what it is......can't be good though.

Down in Timmy's basement he's got his clay, little paint brushes, exacto knife wearing an apron over his pajamas. He's about to make a Robin Pony.....

5 EXT. WOODSBORO UNIVERSITY CAMPUS GROUNDS - THE NEXT DAY

TIMMY

a rather stubby little guy who looks very unapproachable, with his buggered eyes and unkept bowl haircut and greasy skin.

is sitting alone (as usual) muttering to himself, fiddling around with something in his hands. The POV disguises it from the viewer as to what it is. His brown bagged lunch sits next to him, on top of this school books, probably cooking in the mid-day sun.


TIMMY

(quietly)
Yes...they'll see.
They will all see.
Don't you worry.
You and I will show them.

JUST THEN

DAVID

a tall lanky fellow, who looks like a social outcast but still sports the stylish clothes and haircut....sort of a hipster

runs up to Timmy from behind, carrying nothing but an energy drink can and an unlit cigarette.


DAVID

Timmy! My main man!

Timmy swings around taken off guard, tucking away his "precious" into the inside of his jacket.


DAVID

Whoa...Timmy Tim Tim.
Time to knock you down to decaf.
Chill....it's just me, man.
(a beat)
Whatcha got there?


TIMMY

NOTHING!!!
Leave me alone, David!!!

Timmy turns his back to David tightening his grasp on his "precious".


DAVID

Seriously though, Timmy.
What is it?
C'mon, man.
I'm your buddy...you can show me.


David reaches towards Timmy's inner jacket.

Timmy SCREAMS and SLAPS David's hands away.


DAVID

(clearly offended)

Whoa...man.
You don't have to be a bitch about it.
You and your girly screams and --

(lunges towards Timmy's jacket and swipes his "precious".)

HA!!! GOT IT!!!!

Timmy SCREAMS again and looks as if he is about to fall back and faint.


DAVID

(a strange look on his face)

Dude....what is this creepy ass shit?

David holds up Timmy's precious....it's a My Little Pony doll painted to look like Super-Girl.

Timmy's eyes roll to the back of his head and he SHAKES like he's going into some sort of seizure.



TIMMY

(in a much lower manly voice)

TIMMY!!! WHAT IS THIS FAGGOT ASS SHIT?!?!

(switches to a higher womanly voice)

NO! Don't hurt him! He's just a little boy!!!!

David's jaw drops and his eyes widen as he watches Timmy go to his "special place".


DAVID

(quietly to himself)

This is like some of that freaky
Norman Bates type shit.



TIMMY

(in a third voice; really high pitched)

No, Daddy! I'm your little Timmy!
See? I'm not a queer!
I like Judy Garland and Barbara Streisand!

(back to his low manly voice)


That is faggot shit if I've ever heard some!
NOW GO GET MY FUCKIN' BELT
AND
I'M A GONNA BEAT THE FAG OUTTA YOU, BOY!!!!

(back to his womanly voice)

NO!!!!! HE'S MY LITTLE BOY!!!! MY LITTLE LITTLE BOY!!!!!

David notices bypassing students are looking their way with funny looks.


DAVID

(grabs Timmy by the shoulders)

'Kay, Timmy Man? Fuckin' cut this shit out right now!
Break out a shotgun and start gunnin' down students or something....
I don't know!
Something a little more normal than this!!!!!

Timmy suddenly STOPS....his eyes slowly turn towards David's and they stare deep into them.




TIMMY

(a new brand new SCARY quiet voice)

You're first.

BLACKOUT!

there.....just had to get that shite out on something.

it's been floating around my head since this morning.

Oooh. Story time.. I have a story too. XD

Dear Diary
Just moved to Arizona ! Now this is a state that knows how to live!!

Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place!
It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

May 14th:

Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an
air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.

What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm
turning into a sun worshipper.

June 30th:

Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots
of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing
the lawn for me.

Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

July 10th:

The temperature hasn't been below 100 for six weeks. How do
people get used to this kind of heat?

At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the
heat is taking longer than I expected.

July 15th:

Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns
over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.

I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a
climate like this.

July 20th:

I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left
this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita
had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then
popped like a water balloon.

The car now smells like Kibbles and Shits.

I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.

Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes again.

July 25th:

The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!

And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the
fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell
me he needed to order parts.

July 30th:

Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now,
$225,000 house and I can't even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one.
Why did I ever come here?

Aug. 4th:

It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today.
It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate
this stupid state.

Aug. 8th:

If another wise ass cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm
going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work,
the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I
smell like baked cat!!

Aug. 9th:

Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when
sat on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was on fire.

My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all
the hair on the back of my legs and ass . . . Now my car smells
like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.

Aug 10th:

; The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot
and sunny.

Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do Shit
for 3 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up
next week.

Doesn't it ever rain in this damn state? Water rationing
will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over.

Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.

Aug. 14th:

Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 120 today. Cactus are dead.

Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out
of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he
asked me??? "Hot enough for you today?"

My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail..
Freaking Arizona .

What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??

Will write later to let you know how the trial goes.

what?

:loldata:

baked cat? Kibbles and shits?

twisted.....i like it ;)

Thanks.



By the way, I got to page 53 of the thread, said "to hell with this" and skipped to the end. XD

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

yeah......i'm impressed you actually got past page 2 and didn't say "to hell with this" and go to another thread.

I actually found the "conversation" funny for the most part. I just got tired of reading.


The "How to be mean to old guys" vision test

my super sight powers have failed me.

dammit.

you are twisted.

If only you knew...

Nah, just kidding. It was my brother that did that one. XD

Oh, and I like that shoot the shit sig with roaches

and ofcourse there's always "how to be mean to young guys" as well

*gags* wth man.

On a different note...

Ooh. This one's better



And this is completely unrelated, yet funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI9z_hSGIQ

girlfriend pissing you off?



there....I fixed it.

missed it, by that much.