There is a General Idiot forum?

There is a General Idiot forum?

:changspew:

There is a General Idiot forum?

yeah its right here: RickRoll'D - YouTube (http://tiny.cc/nyl5iw)

it makes your breath smell like beer, pot and salmon?

:rofldata: :rofldata:

....yeah.


Are you drunk on a Thursday?

I was drunk on a Wednesday.

:smug:


see you all in 3 or 5 weeks!

Dont' go.

Pervert.


There is a General Idiot forum?

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Best. Comeback. Evar.

I thought so too. :laugh:

Winning the interwebs one stupid post at a time.

yeah its right here: RickRoll'D - YouTube (http://tiny.cc/nyl5iw)

:eye:

i got sick of seeing a half dozen new welcome threads every time i log in. so i started a welcome thread. now the powers that be can make it a sticky, and hopefully noobs will be smart enough to use it.

I tried that.

Failed.

Let's just derail them all and teach this world a lesson.


yeah its right here: RickRoll'D - YouTube (http://tiny.cc/nyl5iw)

Right where you belong. Can't even post a proper Rick Roll without giving away all the spoilers.

Off to the abortion clinic for you.
:bearclap:

https://is1.4sqi.net/derived_pix/Znu6QLH8T7mzdzUlk2IrY4zQ_XAqGWnR7Q17Foq15TY_300x30 0.jpg

Hey, will you take me, please, to Chuck E. Cheese
And to see everybody at the mall, please

Miracles happen at Chuck E. Cheese's.

https://is1.4sqi.net/derived_pix/Znu6QLH8T7mzdzUlk2IrY4zQ_XAqGWnR7Q17Foq15TY_300x30 0.jpg

Hey, will you take me, please, to Chuck E. Cheese
And to see everybody at the mall, please

Miracles happen at Chuck E. Cheese's.

I lost my virginity there. From the mouse costume-guy.
I tried to tell them it was rape.

They just said it was a miracle and threw me a party.

With the mouse costume-guy.

There is a General Idiot forum?


:changspew:

:changspew::rofldata::roflheston::roflbalok::roflw orf::loldata::doc::changspew::rofldata::roflheston ::roflbalok::roflworf::loldata::doc::changspew::ro fldata::roflheston::roflbalok::roflworf::loldata:: doc::changspew::rofldata::roflheston::roflbalok::r oflworf::loldata::doc:

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yeah its right here: RickRoll'D - YouTube (http://tiny.cc/nyl5iw)

Somebody is in dire need of help.

not even able to rick roll. :notgood:

Seriously, Crysta, get some help. mental help. :rolleyes:

Le Doc had himself a minor titter.

Le Doc had himself a minor titter.

matter of fact I was still laughing at the fart soundboard thing. Symphartnic finale is quite impressive. :erm:

SO combine that and the proverbial "never hold on a fart, it'll just spark some shitty ideas when it gets to your brain", add Crysta to the mix, and voila !

laughing frenchman.

Plus, who Rickrolls in 2012.

Honestly.

:rofldata:

Must be an alternate line from John Lennon's Imagine.

There are lots of random videos I'd love to see become the new rickroll, mostly because they crack me up every time I click on them. I've been meaning to gif this one:

top that - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WKa83iK7R4)

So the new Snow White and the Huntsman franchise (who knew it was a franchise?) is in the re-works.
Kirsten Twilight having an affair with a married man.
Chris Hemsworth too in demand.

I was happy just thinking it was a one-shot deal.
I enjoyed it. Not enough to want more.

top that - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WKa83iK7R4)

:doc:

I don't even know.

Search Results (http://videvo.net/?page_id=98)

free, public domain. convert to GIF, update the blogs.

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:erm: Search "film" and you'll see what was supposed to be linked...

:doc:

I don't even know.

Look at how funky he is.

Look at how funky he is.

:laugh:

He makes Vanilla Ice look like Eazy-E.

I've been meaning to gif this one:

top that - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WKa83iK7R4)


God bless the white people<3

:doc::doc::doc:

A man in Alabama was arrested the other day for manufacturing crystal meth.

His name was Walter Eddy White.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

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:bearclap: :bearclap:

You're right.

A man in Alabama was arrested the other day for manufacturing crystal meth.

His name was Walter Eddy White.

Magnificent

You're right.

:doc: I didn't know if anyone would. You made my day.

:doc: I didn't know if anyone would. You made my day.

Grabbed it for my 9hr bus ride tomorrow. :)

Grabbed it for my 9hr bus ride tomorrow. :)

It works best when you drift in and out of it. Like if you're Nutting, your writing will be holding your attention, and 3 or 4 minutes later you drift back into the music and it's still going... the same killer riff. :laugh: I love it.

I don't think it would work so well on headphones.

Wtf are you talking about?
9 hours? Jesus. I can barely stand the 1 hour it usually takes.

Your comments on bud's post are from different dates and they have different avatars! :shock:

9 hours? Jesus. I can barely stand the 1 hour it usually takes.

I know.

It's long. I'm almost considering popping down to Futureshop tonight and picking up a handheld video game system.

...almost.


Your comments on bud's post are from different dates and they have different avatars! :shock:

The who what?

Really?

erotic.

Wtf are you talking about?

A song. It's 41 minutes long. Shit and Shine - (2005) - Ladybird - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMam34cfuuU)


9 hours? Jesus. I can barely stand the 1 hour it usually takes.

My mp3 player battery wouldn't last 9 hours. It lasts as long as it takes me to walk into town and do what I have to do, and walk home again. It's always on one bar by then.


It's long. I'm almost considering popping down to Futureshop tonight and picking up a handheld video game system.

I'd lend you my DS but ... :rolleyes:


The who what?

Really?

Yea. I thought all your comments would update to your new av. Seems not.

My mp3 player battery wouldn't last 9 hours. It lasts as long as it takes me to walk into town and do what I have to do, and walk home again. It's always on one bar by then.


No. My phone won't last that long either.

It's what I listen to most of my music on when I'm oot and aboot.

I'm bringing my discman and tablet too.

The bus should have plugs or something for that. :laugh:

Drain the bus battery and get stuck in the desert.

Be awesome.

Drain the bus battery and get stuck in the desert.

Be awesome.

Cool. Bring beer.

Cool. Bring beer.

:laugh: I should.

Bring a whole mini-bar for the ride.

Be the popular one on the bus. :D

They probably won't let me.

They have heavy security before you get on the bus.

A few years ago, a guy literally cut someone's head off on one the rides.

A few years ago, a guy literally cut someone's head off on one the rides.



Bring a towel.

Bring a towel.

I'll bring the one you made out of your ass hair and gave to me as a Christmas gift last Easter.

Delight the kids with it.

Damn. Everyone will want one once they see how absorbent it is. I'd better get clipping and weaving.

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I bet this guy is popular with the ladies. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pcsfXsQY1rt8t3no1_400.gif

Only Texans will understand...



If that orange tunnel was an woman's ass, I'd definitely crawl in it.

Damn. Everyone will want one once they see how absorbent it is. I'd better get clipping and weaving.

If you want you can have some of mine and you can weave folk's names into the towel with it. :)

I know.

It's long. I'm almost considering popping down to Futureshop tonight and picking up a handheld video game system.

...almost.

port-a-ble dee-vee-dee p-lay-er

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:laugh: I should.

Bring a whole mini-bar for the ride.

Be the popular one on the bus. :D

They probably won't let me.

They have heavy security before you get on the bus.

A few years ago, a guy literally cut someone's head off on one the rides.

he was an injun too wasn't he??

they're going to give you a colonoscopy.

port-a-ble dee-vee-dee p-lay-er

Nope.

Don't really want to watch movies on something the size of a placemat.

Only Texans will understand....

Our resident Texan has left. Although, I'm going to jump to a wild assumption and assume you're from Texas.


If you want you can have some of mine and you can weave folk's names into the towel with it. :)

Excellent idea. Then we can market it as containing real Injun hair. It'll give a more traditional feel.

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Nope.

:treknod:

If you want you can have some of mine and you can weave folk's names into the towel with it. :)

:notgood: your hair doesn't have that same musky, wet dog smell like Doc's.
People will know and demand refunds.
even on towels made of legitimate doc-hair.

he was an injun too wasn't he??

they're going to give you a colonoscopy.

I think he was.

Dem Injuns are all fuckered up. :laugh:

Nah...they'll just search my bag.

Last time they found a utility knife in my bag and took it away and put it under the bus.

I got it back on when I go there.

Nope.

Don't really want to watch movies on something the size of a placemat.

Your tablet can play movies.
:smrt:

For about 3 hours :erm:

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Nah...they'll just search my bag.

Now bend over and cough. Doris is going to check your... bag.

:notgood: your hair doesn't have that same musky, wet dog smell like Doc's.
People will know and demand refunds.
even on towels made of legitimate doc-hair.

No refunds. I keep the money in my ass to ensure there won't be any.

Your tablet can play movies.
:smrt:

I know.

But I don't watch anything on it.

Just use it for a music player.

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No refunds. I keep the money in my ass to ensure there won't be any.

I take my profit by sucking it out of your ass. :)

I know.

But I don't watch anything on it.

A tablet could be good for comics.


I take my profit by sucking it out of your ass. :)

And you earn it.

I could make you a comics pack for the bus, Cuckoo. Just tell me what kind of stuff you feel like reading! Could maybe do some cool miniseries?

A tablet could be good for comics.


'Tis.

Don't have many digital comics though.

It's all right for books too.

It came with Baum's Wonderful Wizard Of Oz.

A website called doc challenge. :laugh: I thought, that's sure to be good. It's full of amateur documentaries.

http://docchallenge.org/International-Doc-Challenge/

I could make you a comics pack for the bus, Cuckoo. Just tell me what kind of stuff you feel like reading! Could maybe do some cool miniseries?

:D :D

That'd be awesome.

I'm game for anything really.

I trust your judgment. :)

:doc: Start singing, do your own karaoke. :laugh:


Police arrived on the scene today where another injun had gone insane on the bus. Luckily, there were no casualties. We now go to Dale, reporting live at the scene of the crime with the full story and interviews with crying, shaken passengers of the same bus.
Dale?


I'm standing here with 27 passengers who count themselves lucky to get off that bus behind, alive. During, what would have been, a 9 hour bus ride turned into a 45 minute bus ride. What happened is that the perpetrator, a wild injun -- YES FOLKS! THEY STILL EXIST! -- has run out of battery power for his mobile devices and had to entertain himself. What started out as a quiet hum turned into a rampaging karaoke stint.
Passengers were alarmed and paralyzed with fear as the injun jumped out of his seat with his dead cell phone to continue his singing of "old school" Metallica and some "sick" Marco Beltrami tunes, mixed with impersonations of riffs by Buck Sanders.
Passengers started crying and wishing they were dead. One passenger had even tried to bribe the driver to go off-road with the karaoke bus to end their pains once in for all. Another had wished that the dead cell phone in the injun's hand was a bomb detonator.
After a taser to the throat, the injun was taken down and the passengers were freed.
The injun, of unknown origin, is being taken to an institution to be examined by scientists to find out what exactly type of injun he is and then have shipped back to his "homeland" and freed, and I quote, 'like a bunny.'

Awesome! Have some ideas already, I'll get to work.

It's all right for books too.

It came with Baum's Wonderful Wizard Of Oz.

If you can install stuff on it you could install some e-reader software. Lots of free books. :smrt:

A website called doc challenge. :laugh: I thought, that's sure to be good. It's full of amateur documentaries.

International Doc Challenge || DOC CHALLENGE (http://docchallenge.org/International-Doc-Challenge/)

:laugh:

Amateur Documentaries?

In a way that might be a bit of a challenge.

...

which reminds me.

I found Bloodied But Unbowed (http://deadercuckoo2.blogspot.ca/2012/07/bloodied-but-unbowed-2010.html) streaming online.

You mentioned you were interested in watching it. I don't know if it's available in The Future though.

Bloodied But Unbowed: Early Vancouver Punk | Knowledge Network (http://knowledge.ca/program/bloodied-but-unbowed)

There's a Ramones documentary on that channel tonight. :) I am the excites.

I know.

It's long. I'm almost considering popping down to Futureshop tonight and picking up a handheld video game system.

...almost.

You don't even have an old GBA or something? For shame... :notgood:


My mp3 player battery wouldn't last 9 hours. It lasts as long as it takes me to walk into town and do what I have to do, and walk home again. It's always on one bar by then.

If I'm lucky, it will last the bus ride and part of the walk. And only if I pick a song and don't touch it and the playlist is in alphabetical order so the harddrive doesn't have to do more work and use the battery power.


No. My phone won't last that long either.

It's what I listen to most of my music on when I'm oot and aboot.

I'm bringing my discman and tablet too.

The bus should have plugs or something for that. :laugh:

Drain the bus battery and get stuck in the desert.

Be awesome.

Cool. Where you going again?


A few years ago, a guy literally cut someone's head off on one the rides.

I thought Canada was all proper and clean...


Nope.

Don't really want to watch movies on something the size of a placemat.

I got one as a graduation present. It was alright, but yeah the 7 inch screen was a last resort. It was better to bring the connections and hook it up to a larger one. This was of course before everyone had something that can play a dvd somewhere whether it was a player or laptop. I used it as a last minute replacement when my tv was stolen. From 50 to 7 inches... Oy. I couldn't even read the channel guide.


I think he was.

Dem Injuns are all fuckered up. :laugh:

Nah...they'll just search my bag.

Last time they found a utility knife in my bag and took it away and put it under the bus.

I got it back on when I go there.

I once got one on a plane just because I forgot it was clipped to my leg. No one else noticed either.


I know.

But I don't watch anything on it.

Just use it for a music player.

That seems rather... inefficient. It's alright for watching if your holding it in your lap.

Get him the Joss Whedon comics aboot Firefly, eh?

If you can install stuff on it you could install some e-reader software. Lots of free books. :smrt:

Yeah.

It's a bit confusing installing stuff but once I figure it out it's fine.

Took me forever figuring out how to get the file archiver to work.

I found Bloodied But Unbowed (http://deadercuckoo2.blogspot.ca/2012/07/bloodied-but-unbowed-2010.html) streaming online.

You mentioned you were interested in watching it.

Yup.


I don't know if it's available in The Future though.

It's not. :sad:

I thought Canada was all proper and clean...

:rofldata: : redrum : : laughingpopcorn :

We have our very own Dexter here in the neighboring province.
The guy asked women over for dates, put on a hockey mask, chopped them and hid them.
He was caught.

We also have our very own gay, pornographic cannibal.

We even have the very famous pig farmer, Robert Pickton.

The Bacon Brothers (of the Hell's Angels).

The UN Gang is here in the lower mainland.
and a few other international gangs and mixed-race gangs.

Cool. Where you going again?

The Okanagon area.

It's like B.C.'s California like area.

Lots of wineries and citrus orchards.

....and not a whole lot of green.


That seems rather... inefficient. It's alright for watching if your holding it in your lap.

I suppose it'd be fine if I were to grab Fawlty Towers or something.

...but also a colossal battery drainer.


Get him the Joss Whedon comics aboot Firefly, eh?

I have 'em all.

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:rofldata: : redrum : : laughingpopcorn :

We have our very own Dexter here in the neighboring province.
The guy asked women over for dates, put on a hockey mask, chopped them and hid them.
He was caught.

We also have our very own gay, pornographic cannibal.

We even have the very famous pig farmer, Robert Pickton.

The Bacon Brothers (of the Hell's Angels).

The UN Gang is here in the lower mainland.
and a few other international gangs and mixed-race gangs.

You forgot to mention the fappers in the bushes.

And only if I pick a song and don't touch it

:rofldata:


Get him the Joss Whedon comics aboot Firefly, eh?

He has those already.

It's not. :sad:

Shitty. :(

Now we know. :)

I wonder if it's up on piratebay or anything.

I have 'em all.

:nathanfillion:
^ huh? getit? nathanfillion?? huh?


He has those already.

:mad: Once is enough.
Now move along, move along.

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I wonder if it's up on piratebay or anything.

I wonder if piratebay is still up or anything...

I said I have them already, Sparky.

:laugh:

I thought it would be on youtube but it doesn't seem to be.

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:mad: Once is enough.
Now move along, move along.

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n89/bloodydreamer27/Gifs/7ae1ce45.gif

I thought it would be on youtube but it doesn't seem to be.

No. Can't find it for downloads anywhere.

I said I have them already, Sparky.

:laugh:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmdp5mq4dw1qk7v05o1_r1_400.gif
Should've played ball~

We have our very own Dexter here in the neighboring province.
The guy asked women over for dates, put on a hockey mask, chopped them and hid them.
He was caught.

We also have our very own gay, pornographic cannibal.

We even have the very famous pig farmer, Robert Pickton.

The Bacon Brothers (of the Hell's Angels).

The UN Gang is here in the lower mainland.
and a few other international gangs and mixed-race gangs.

Are they at least polite while committing their crimes. Otherwise my whole impression is shattered.


:rofldata:

*sips water*

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n89/bloodydreamer27/Gifs/7ae1ce45.gif

Saved and upped to Sparky. For when I inevitably get my shit handed to me.

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No. Can't find it for downloads anywhere.

It had Jello. :love: I'll find it someday.

Now, Top That is in my recommendations.

Fantastic.

Are they at least polite while committing their crimes. Otherwise my whole impression is shattered.

The Dexter dude bought her dinner, put on HBO's Dexter for her to watch, gave her "his seat".

The gay cannibal gave head, his bum, a handjob, a rimjob, and a nutjob (?) before decapitating and reciprocating the actions.

The pig farmer freed us of filthy prostitutes to cleanse the world.

The Bacon Brothers... I'm not sure... But I imagine they offered bacon before "frying" their contracts.

The UN Gang did not discriminate against race or color.

:smrt:

And the fappers in the bushes always said "thank you" before running off into the shadows like a fart in the wind (even if they did just fart into the downwind :erm:).


Saved and upped to Sparky. For when I inevitably get my shit handed to me.

:doc:




:doc::rofldata:

when I inevitably get my shit handed to me.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Good times. Good times.


Now, Top That is in my recommendations.

Fantastic.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Now, Top That is in my recommendations.

Fantastic.

Perfect timing to break in the new emote...

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/Sparky/7ae1ce45.gif

Now, Top That is in my recommendations.

Fantastic.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ryoeiGNj1rn8h5e.gif


nutjob (?)

I ... huh?

Perfect timing to break in the new emote...

No. No it isn't.

We need to find a way to disable Sparky's use of emotes.

:laugh:

It'd be almost like neutering him.

:rofldata:

I ... huh?

I'll demonstrate.

I'll need a volunteer!


No. No it isn't.

Yes. Yes it is. The expression is perfect. Look at how happy he is until he finds out that Top That is in his recommendations.


We need to find a way to disable Sparky's use of emotes.

:laugh:

:puppydog: You wouldn't harm a harmless, little ol' gay injun with glasses would you? :puppydog:

:puppydog: You wouldn't harm a harmless, little ol' gay injun with glasses would you? :puppydog:

Yes I would.

...and probably really enjoy it too.

...

hey hey.

Check this out.

...

wait for it


wait for it.....








:169:

It'd be almost like neutering him.

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:


I'll demonstrate.

I'll need a volunteer!

I'm busy. I'm washing my hair. I'm clipping my ass hair. I'm taking the neighbour for a walk. I'm invisible.

:169:

:eye:

That's hardly harming.


I'm busy. I'm washing my hair. I'm clipping my ass hair. I'm taking the neighbour for a walk. I'm invisible.

Feel free to pick someone else to help demonstrate. :)
You can watch us perform.

Yes. Yes it is. The expression is perfect. Look at how happy he is until he finds out that Top That is in his recommendations.

You don't waste an emoticon like that on something so trivial.


:puppydog: You wouldn't harm a harmless, little ol' gay injun with glasses would you? :puppydog:

Yes. Yes I would.

I'm busy. I'm washing my hair. I'm clipping my ass hair. I'm taking the neighbour for a walk. I'm invisible.

Sometimes when it's late at night and I'm bored, I lay on my kitchen floor in the dark and pretend I'm your ass hair.

:shock:

It's like looking into a mirror...
A chick or egg type deal...

Who came first?
The Spider-man or the Sparktank?

:eye:

That's hardly harming.

See what it's like when someone else is doing it? :laugh:


You don't waste an emoticon like that on something so trivial.

DItto. :laugh:

If women were like this they could store stuff in there when it's empty.



That'd be really useful. Like socks. Or CDs. Or tools. Or a spare dildo.

You don't waste an emoticon like that on something so trivial.

:laugh: Do you take or give lessons on this?



























































































:puppydog: Can I sign-up?


Sometimes when it's late at night and I'm bored, I lay on my kitchen floor in the dark and pretend I'm your ass hair.

:rofldata: Leave the window open slowly roll around in the wind :rofldata:

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See what it's like when someone else is doing it? :laugh:

:confused:

I give lessons all the time.

You think all those beatings I give you are for my health?

:rofldata: Leave the window open slowly roll around in the wind :rofldata:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I'll make slight swishing sounds too.

Sometimes when it's late at night and I'm bored, I lay on my kitchen floor in the dark and pretend I'm your ass hair.

:changspew: It's like interpretive dance when a breeze blows in the open window.

All right.

I'm gonna head to the store grab some dinner and travel snacks for tomorrow.

Back laters.

The fuck? Two open windows? That's disturbing

You think all those beatings I give you are for my health?

Mutters: Certainly not for my health.

: laugh track :


:rofldata: :rofldata:

I'll make slight swishing sounds too.

:rofldata::rofldata:

I actually want to see this :laugh: Video tape it for the STS Movie.

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The fuck? Two open windows? That's disturbing

On opposite sides so he can swish back and forth on the kitchen floor.
:smrt:

I'm gonna head to the store grab some dinner and travel snacks for tomorrow.

Grab them and then stand very still. People will get frightened.

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On opposite sides so he can swish back and forth on the kitchen floor.

Like a mop? Send him my way.

Like a mop? Send him my way.

I could tranquilize him, slap a sticker on him that reads "SparkTech Industries presents The STS Mop 3.0", slap his bum, box him up and send him on his merry way.

The all new SparkTech; STS Mop 3.0 is more absorbent and picks up dirt with its brand-new mouth-receptor application.
Perfect for those really rough nights with the neighbor's dog and peanut butter.
Having an STS party and need to clean up?
Accidentally invited Sparky over and left him alone in a room for more than 3 minutes?
Is the gram-gram shedding again?

With the STS Mop 3.0, you'll have that flat cleaned in no time!

Also perfect for sponge bathes, using as a towel, using as a towel on your neighbor's dog, using as a towel for gram-gram, catching jizz, catching your neighbor's dog's jizz, catching gram-gram's jizz.

It literally has an endless surprise of uses.

You can have your very own STS Mop 3.0 for the low, low price of 18-easy-payments of $14.99! WOW!
That's 18 easy payments and haaaaard motherfuckin payment of $15.99 for taxes.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Open his mouth and you got yourself a portable urinal, bed pan, dog poop scooper, trash disposal, a place to put your keys, loose change, CD's, tools or a spare dildo!

That's 30 payments of $19.99!

CALL NOW!
Billy Mays approved~
:billymays:

The neighbour's dog is excited.

I think I'll craigslist my Fourze stuff and get a GT-02/RH-03 set. I can have GoBuster-Oh and GoBuster King displayed together, come October...

Oh....King

Bandai.

There is a new Kamen Rider x Super Sentai album downstairs if you're interested.

Am I crazy, or is We Are Brothers not even on it?

The one good thing about that movie isn't even on the soundtrack?

Fucking fail.

Am I crazy



That is not a question we ask outloud in STS...

It embodies our new thread title. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77fynlTID1qf5do9o1_500.gif

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I have cheese. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tp8xElTt1qk9uif.gif Going for a snack. *tweet tweet

GIS strangeboob


gets nothing but Shrine.

Mostly. :laugh: We can add it to goatse and fap.

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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mxmxmsXF1qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif I could do that. I just don't want to. :erm:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mxmxmsXF1qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif I could do that. I just don't want to. :erm:
I can't do that nor would I care to.
JonC

It's nice to see someone succeed for a change. Of course, if they'd failed and spat teeth then I'd have been equally entertained.

UK man gets 4 years for linking to videos on other websites | Sync (http://www.sync-blog.com/sync/2012/08/uk-man-gets-four-years-for-linking-to-videos-on-other-websites.html)

Just for posting links. 4 years in prison.

No downloading, no file-sharing.
Just ass-rapage for 4 years.

In other news, this guy will never get caught.
Severed head, foot found in Mississauga, Ont. river | Sympatico.ca News (http://news.sympatico.ctvnews.ca/home/contentposting?newsitemid=1_916543&feedname=ctv-topstories_v3&show=false&number=0&showbyline=true&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc&date=true)

Go-Busters

:happycroc:

Can we get some seeds up in here?

Halfway done :sad:

UK man gets 4 years for linking to videos on other websites | Sync (http://www.sync-blog.com/sync/2012/08/uk-man-gets-four-years-for-linking-to-videos-on-other-websites.html)

Just for posting links. 4 years in prison.

No downloading, no file-sharing.
Just ass-rapage for 4 years.

In other news, this guy will never get caught.
Severed head, foot found in Mississauga, Ont. river | Sympatico.ca News (http://news.sympatico.ctvnews.ca/home/contentposting?newsitemid=1_916543&feedname=ctv-topstories_v3&show=false&number=0&showbyline=true&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc&date=true)

Just links? Wtf, UK? You already have the largest per capita rate of security cameras, don't let that whole big brother, nanny state thing actually become more than a stereotype.

Just links? Wtf, UK? You already have the largest per capita rate of security cameras, don't let that whole big brother, nanny state thing actually become more than a stereotype.

They will just blame America. Thats what all the ones on FP do.

Like a mop? Send him my way.

My hair is an effective scrubbie.

Like steel wool. :D

It embodies our new thread title. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77fynlTID1qf5do9o1_500.gif

Yep, I have to agree with you on that one. Those certainly are some strange boobs.

Those certainly are some strange boobs.

They same the same thing about STS. :)

Fuck, I wish I could go back in time!

Yep, I have to agree with you on that one. Those certainly are some strange boobs.

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/kalskirata1/emot-rimshot.gif

Cuckoo, your comics pack is almost done. If you don't have long I can cut the stuff I'm waiting on and send as is. I think I have a good mix of stuff! Hopefully it'll be fun.

Cuckoo, your comics pack is almost done. If you don't have long I can cut the stuff I'm waiting on and send as is. I think I have a good mix of stuff! Hopefully it'll be fun.

Take your time. :)

I'll be around all night.

In and out.

Thanks again. It's awesome. :D

Big Brother has turned into a slutty sex show here in the Americas.

It's all about men jacked up on steroids and testosterone trying to sleep with the slutty, loose women.
And gays getting picked on by everyone.

Why they throw in a gay or two every now and then beats me.
It's not like they're "gay for pay" or anything.
:shrugs:

Big Brother has turned into a slutty sex show here in the Americas.

It's all about men jacked up on steroids and testosterone trying to sleep with the slutty, loose women.
And gays getting picked on by everyone.

Why they throw in a gay or two every now and then beats me.
It's not like they're "gay for pay" or anything.
:shrugs:

They usually try to find the dregs of humanity to put on these shows.

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Cuckoo, your comics pack is almost done. If you don't have long I can cut the stuff I'm waiting on and send as is. I think I have a good mix of stuff! Hopefully it'll be fun.

Not meaning to pry, but sort of comics?

Mostly indie miniseries! Sticking Batman Earth One in there too because I don't think Cuckoo's read it yet and it was fun. I'll post it here when it's done so everyone can grab it if they want :D

Big Brother has turned into a slutty sex show here in the Americas.

It's all about men jacked up on steroids and testosterone trying to sleep with the slutty, loose women.
And gays getting picked on by everyone.


What do you mean "has turned into"?

I thought it was always like that.

I think there was a different reality tv show where there were two gay jocks.
Not really "jock" in the sense of really pumped muscles.
More like "athletic" builds.

I remember watching because they were making out in the pool.
But that was the extent that they showed :notgood:

Sticking Batman Earth One in there too because I don't think Cuckoo's read it yet and it was fun.


Nope. :D

I was hoping there'd be some Batman I haven't read yet.

What do you mean "has turned into"?

I thought it was always like that.

:erm: What George Orwell did you read in highschool?

Sorry about that, I was catching up with my phone and thats kind of slow.

I would appreciate it, I need to expand my horizons on comics, I never read anything outside of Batman with the Emperor Joker set being the exception.

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What do you mean "has turned into"?

I thought it was always like that.

Yup thats pretty much true.

Just more Jersey douches.

so everyone can grab it if they want :D

:happycroc:

:erm: What George Orwell did you read in highschool?

:doc: :doc:

Oh. I thought you meant the show Big Brother didn't used to be like that.

:doc: :doc:

Oh. I thought you meant the show Big Brother didn't used to be like that.

And thats what I was going on too.

Sorry about that, I was catching up with my phone and thats kind of slow.

I would appreciate it, I need to expand my horizons on comics, I never read anything outside of Batman with the Emperor Joker set being the exception.

If there are any characters/groups you want to get into let me know and I can make you a comic pack! Love doing stuff like this. :)

:doc: :doc:

Oh. I thought you meant the show Big Brother didn't used to be like that.

He did.

I've got him on ignore and I'm still awash in his idiocy :rolleyes:

security cameras...big brother, nanny state thing...

I completely decimated your initial context and turned it into yet another SparkShenanigan.

What do you mean "has turned into"?

I thought it was always like that.

It was.

I completely decimated your initial context and turned it into yet another SparkShenanigan.

You're a goof. :rolleyes:

:badsparky:

Nope. :D

I was hoping there'd be some Batman I haven't read yet.

I haven't done a ton of superhero stuff but I can totally throw in some more Batman! Have one I'm almost certain you haven't read I'll throw in there, have you read Gothic?

I was merely pointing out that no one today knows what the original concept of Big Brother is anymore due to America being slutty and selling sex. :rolleyes:

I'll throw in my favorite Tim Drake oneshot too :D

FP did its part

Daily Dot | Pranksters flood Subway&#39;s Facebook page with anime sandwich porn (http://www.dailydot.com/news/subway-facebook-anime-sandwich-porn-hentai/)

The original photoshop thread: Photoshop Subways Sandwiches Into Hentai comics. (http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1150592)

I haven't done a ton of superhero stuff but I can totally throw in some more Batman! Have one I'm almost certain you haven't read I'll throw in there, have you read Gothic?

I'm cool with whatever you toss in.

I really enjoy non-superhero stuff.

Haven't read Gothic. :D


I was merely pointing out that no one today knows what the original concept of Big Brother is anymore due to America being slutty and selling sex. :rolleyes:

Big Brother was from The Future originally.

Don't blame the Americas for that one.

FP did its part

Daily Dot | Pranksters flood Subway's Facebook page with anime sandwich porn (http://www.dailydot.com/news/subway-facebook-anime-sandwich-porn-hentai/)

The original photoshop thread: Photoshop Subways Sandwiches Into Hentai comics. (http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1150592)






Big Brother was from The Future originally.

Don't blame the Americas for that one.

Oh, I did.
And, you guys simply re-enforced it.

Hook.
Line.
Sink.

...
Hooker.
Line (of blow).
Sink (to upchuck the excess of liquor, booze and cum).

I hear the term Big Brother thrown around too much by people who don't know what they are talking about. Jail for copyright shit really has nothing to do with Big Brother, its has more to do with corporate interference with government.

related shenanigans: Daily Dot | Ladies: 8,000 creeps on Reddit are sharing the nude photos you posted to Photobucket (http://www.dailydot.com/news/ladies-photobucket-nude-photos-hacked/)

:rofldata: sluts.




























...now where's the photos? :erm:

That rabbit is not SWAG: Sex with a Ginger

:smug:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Oh little asian girl.

When will you cease to amuse?

That rabbit is not SWAG: Sex with a Ginger

It isn't. :laugh:

When I saw the other pic wasn't linking I pasted it anew but I'd already copied the rabbit in my clipboard so got instead. I said Fuck It and gave up. :laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/kZL5J.gif

Little bugger.

He'll get his good and proper when the time is right.

I don't know why people are so upset over the Cheetahmen II Kickstarter project.

AVGN and Mike Shitstain are saying it's a scam and they regret James being in the video?

Why? If they deliver the product, there's no problem. People are WAY too sensitive about Kickstarter projects. It's not ebegging when the product is delivered. The internet is teeming with fucking idiots.

Found it.



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:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata::rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

I don't know why people are so upset over the Cheetahmen II Kickstarter project.

AVGN and Mike Shitstain are saying it's a scam and they regret James being in the video?

Why? If they deliver the product, there's no problem. People are WAY too sensitive about Kickstarter projects. It's not ebegging when the product is delivered. The internet is teeming with fucking idiots.

Its fine as long as no one stops the project because the Sun told them too.

POPPED! FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN!



:shock: That site has videos embedded... :ashine:

Guys.

Hey guys.

I think I have an account signed up over there... one sec...

brb.

You'll be banned in a day if you act like you do here, warez is completely off limits, and arguments happen all the time. Be careful.

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http://forums.ffshrine.org/f92/conan-barbarian-intrada-new-release-93932/5.html
second to last post here.

Probably the angriest little bastard in the forum.

I know the mods are a bit loose here but this is unwarranted flaming.

I completely decimated your initial context and turned it into yet another SparkShenanigan.

Oh. I wasn't paying attention.
:badsparky:


It was.

I wasn't sure if you guys were yelling at me or not.




Last line is gold.
:changspew:


I hear the term Big Brother thrown around too much by people who don't know what they are talking about. Jail for copyright shit really has nothing to do with Big Brother, its has more to do with corporate interference with government.

This was definitely directed at me. :sad:


Why? If they deliver the product, there's no problem. People are WAY too sensitive about Kickstarter projects. It's not ebegging when the product is delivered. The internet is teeming with fucking idiots.

What is cheetahmen?


Found it.



Wish I had swag...

Acually IU it wasn't directed at you, it was directed at the people who scream big brother with every news item. Conservatives do it, liberals do it.

Its just my opinion.

Wish I had swag...

Get Doc to wear a wig and those yoga pants of his and it's satisfaction guaranteed. :)

He squeals too.

... satisfaction guaranteed. :)

Or I get my money back.

Or I get my money back.

...and then I suck it out of your ass and make off with it in the night.

Assuming you still hide your money up your bum.

Otherwise I'm in for a very unpleasant surprise.

Thank you for logging in, sparktank!

Bye, arrivederci, toodle-loo, bon voyage, ta-a (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwrvBDmu3gY&feature=player_detailpage#t=418s)~




Cuckoo, before I go...
Let&#39;s Make a Cartoon Together! HISHE Fan Collaboration - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYlvtawmmk0)

And anyone else who's watched the newest Spiderman movie.
Cuckoo saw it 10 times already.

He'll be back.

He'll be back.

It'd be just our luck.

Going through my files I found dick.rar and was kind of confused until I realized it was a bunch of Philip K. Dick books. :laugh:

Going through my files I found dick.rar and was kind of confused until I realized it was a bunch of Philip K. Dick books. :laugh:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Going through my files I found dick.rar and was kind of confused until I realized it was a bunch of Philip K. Dick books. :laugh:

That sounds like the name Im going to use to hide some uploads with.

...and then I suck it out of your ass and make off with it in the night.

Assuming you still hide your money up your bum.

Otherwise I'm in for a very unpleasant surprise.

The fun is in the not knowing.

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Going through my files I found dick.rar and was kind of confused until I realized it was a bunch of Philip K. Dick books. :laugh:

:bearclap: I love Dick.

I love Dick.

For posterity.

The fun is in the not knowing.


:eye:

You're just pretending to sleep, aren't you?

I recognize this series... :eye:
I think I just thought that out loud...

I think I just thought that out loud...

We.....

....won't tell?

I don't know this Kinect game. :eye: http://i.imgur.com/2Ag85.gif

I recognize this series... :eye:
I think I just thought that out loud...

I hope I don't stumble upon it. I have already had the misfortune of seeing that thing Sparky posted earlier.

http://i.imgur.com/2Ag85.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo7tcdH02G1qancemo1_500.gif























































































Well, that was quick.

I'm baaaaaaack~

I hope I don't stumble upon it. I have already had the misfortune of seeing that thing Sparky posted earlier.

:doc: :doc:

You have STS nightmares every night, don't you?

...and you love them. :naughty:

I'm baaaaaaack~

http://i.imgur.com/7eJBI.gif

Over half an hour to zip :laugh: Hope I didn't make it too big.

:doc: :doc:

You have STS nightmares every night, don't you?

...and you love them. :naughty:

well it wasn't sparky. Its just one of those things you get directed to on the internet.

Its the source of that "do you hear that, thats the sound of butthurt" pic.

Kuso Miso Technique - Yamakawa Junichi - English (http://www.fakku.net/manga/kuso-miso-technique-english)

You have been warned.

Hope I didn't make it too big.

I hope you. :D

Over half an hour to zip :laugh: Hope I didn't make it too big.

:eye: Are we still talking about comics?

Kuso Miso Technique - Yamakawa Junichi - English (http://www.fakku.net/manga/kuso-miso-technique-english)

You have been warned.

4 pages was enough for me. :laugh:

4 pages was enough for me. :laugh:

Hell the two page preview was enough.

I hope I don't stumble upon it. I have already had the misfortune of seeing that thing Sparky posted earlier.

It's nothing so... graphic as anything Spork will post.
I remember now... it was called Secret Plot or sommething close to that.


:doc: :doc:

You have STS nightmares every night, don't you?

...and you love them. :naughty:

Is it still a nightmare if you enjoy how freaky it gets?


well it wasn't sparky. Its just one of those things you get directed to on the internet.

Its the source of that "do you hear that, thats the sound of butthurt" pic.

Kuso Miso Technique - Yamakawa Junichi - English (http://www.fakku.net/manga/kuso-miso-technique-english)

You have been warned.

:doc:

:eye: Are we still talking about comics?

I crafted a makeshift penis out of back issues of Action Comics and am trying and failing to zip my pants over it.

So yes.

Its just those damned faces.

They are photoshop gold.

I'm baaaaaaack~

I had a sort-of nightmare the other day and in the dream I went and posted on STS about what was going on.

I crafted a makeshift penis out of back issues of Action Comics and am trying and failing to zip my pants over it.

I KNEW IT!

The Dark Knight Comes to Smallville: Season 11 - IGN (http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/08/16/the-dark-knight-comes-to-smallville-season-11)

My god that is the ugliest fucking Batsuit I have ever seen. Its like they hired an autistic child to photoshop The Dark Knight Batsuit and add in the ugliest bat symbol since The Dark Knight Returns original symbol.

I crafted a makeshift penis out of back issues of Action Comics and am trying and failing to zip my pants over it.

So yes.

That's a relief. :p

Oh, I never answered JJ.

Cheetahmen was the premier game on Action 52, an infamously broken collection of NES games that originally retailed for $200.

The sequel was just as bad.

Doc has a smelly bum.

http://i.imgur.com/7eJBI.gif


divx

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyg1swpTck1qfy2kdo1_r1_500.gif


Over half an hour to zip :laugh: Hope I didn't make it too big.


I hope you. :D


:eye: Are we still talking about comics?

:this:

Doc has a smelly bum.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85ozlewr21rvwrkso1_500.gif

I need to watch that again.

Because it's splendid.

well it wasn't sparky. Its just one of those things you get directed to on the internet.

Its the source of that "do you hear that, thats the sound of butthurt" pic.

Kuso Miso Technique - Yamakawa Junichi - English (http://www.fakku.net/manga/kuso-miso-technique-english)

You have been warned.


4 pages was enough for me. :laugh:

I liked it up to page 14. You can do without the rest :laugh:

Dora has weird looking merchandise.

the pee is funny. i was laughing pretty good over it.
but... the last page... :erm:

That sounds pretty bad spark. glad i didnt read it

Doc did you know Guillermo Del Toro and Clive Barker were working on a claymation film that never got made.

Oh the fappable possibilities.

:(

It's a lot funnier when you associate it with Subway :laugh:

Oh, I never answered JJ.

Cheetahmen was the premier game on Action 52, an infamously broken collection of NES games that originally retailed for $200.

The sequel was just as bad.

And how does that involve kickstarter?


I liked it up to page 14. You can do without the rest :laugh:

I got as far as the asshole pissing.


That sounds pretty bad spark. glad i didnt read it

I thought you had since you posted it... Inflicting pain without having it done to you... :mad:

"They make psychiatrists get psychoanalyzed before they can practice, but they don't make a surgeon get cut on. does that seem right to you?"

I got as far as the asshole pissing.

:rofldata:

Doc did you know Guillermo Del Toro and Clive Barker were working on a claymation film that never got made.

Feck. It could still happen. Tell me it could still happen. :ashine:

:changspew:

:laugh: How has he gotten that old? People fart in their sleep, surely.

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Feck. It could still happen. Tell me it could still happen. :ashine:

It could still happen :)

One of the guys who ended up working for the company, iirc, wants to fix the glitch that keeps you from getting past the 4th stage, and re-issue the game in new cartridges, boxes, etc.

Right now, it's one of the rarest NES games. And, still will be, really, since I doubt they're going to have new Action 52 cartridges made. It was originally a backwards A52 cart with a sticker on it that said Cheetahmen II.

Feck. It could still happen. Tell me it could still happen. :ashine:

It was abandoned 5 years ago.

I think a tear just rolled down my face. :laugh:

---

I think claymation is on it's way out again.

We'll see how Frankenweenie and ParaNorman do.

Disney just canceled Henry Selick's newest film earlier this week. :(

It could still happen :)

Good. :D

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It was abandoned 5 years ago.

I think a tear just rolled down my face.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8sllzLHF31r1r48co1_500.gif

Sparky, don't give people false hope.

I know where you live :mad:

An improbability beyond possibility~

Sparky, don't give people false hope.

I know where you live :mad:

You just threatened Sparky with "I know where you live".

...and I got excited at the thought of you knocking on Sparky's door with a baseball bat.

Then I thought you would never cross the continent to do that.

You just gave me false hope, dammit.

I have time, and disposable income.

It's far more possible than that claymation getting made.

Doorknob that gives fisheye projection of what’s going on the other side of the door. Interesting.



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disposable income.

What's that? :sad:

You just threatened Sparky with "I know where you live".

...and I got excited at the thought of you knocking on Sparky's door with a baseball bat.

You just started this off like it was going to be an action packed adventure.


Then I thought you would never cross the continent to do that.

Then you just ended up taking the action and adventure out of it.

You just gave me false hope of a fun story, dammit. :mad:

I have time, and disposable income.


We should hop on a plane and go fap with Doc then.

This should be Neg's avatar. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35mhbp4H61qhclsio1_250.gif

Neg likes iCarly too, doesn't he?

:rofldata:

Perfect.

Is she 18, yet?

Fapping with Doc is a far more worthy endeavor, it's true...

We should hop on a plane and go fap with Doc then.

I'll get snacks.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8s5c2WQ0Z1ql2603o1_400.gif

Doorknob that gives fisheye projection of what’s going on the other side of the door. Interesting.



Feck that'd have been awesome when I was roommates with my straight roommate back then.

Neg likes iCarly too, doesn't he?

The woman? Don't know her.

I prefer Sam.

I know she's 18.

Is she 18, yet?

No idea.

Sparky the sick fuck probably knows.

He's all about sleeping with the young ones.


Fapping with Doc is a far more worthy endeavor, it's true...

We'd drink Doc's whiskey and fap on his pillow for reals.

He'd love it.

Doorknob that gives fisheye projection of what’s going on the other side of the door. Interesting.



Actually... wouldn't that come in inverted? :erm:

Wouldn't there need to be a set of prisms in there to re-align the image upright???

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No idea.

Sparky the sick fuck probably knows.

Yep, Justin Bieber is 18 now.
:smrt:

Actually... wouldn't that come in inverted? :erm:

Wouldn't there need to be a set of prisms in there to re-align the image upright???

You're a dork.


Yep, Justin Bieber is 18 now.
:smrt:

http://i.imgur.com/bA9bd.gif

... fap on his pillow for reals.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vbby10p21rn13obo1_500.gif


Actually... wouldn't that come in inverted? :erm:

Don't ruin it.

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Removed the woman. http://i.imgur.com/g0oto.gif But gif maker saves at low res. :mad:

Don't ruin it.

Science ruined it.
:smrt:

Science ruined it.
:smrt:

You.

You ruined it.

:badsparky:

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Removed the woman.

If only it were that easy to remove and reapply in real life.

:rofldata:

Could you reduce the size? That should help the res, a bit.

I'd probably still need help setting it, regardless, though.

If only it were that easy to remove and reapply in real life.

:laugh: Without losing half your CD collection to the bitch.

:laugh: Without losing half your CD collection to the bitch.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Twice. :sad:

They can have 7/8 of it.

I only need a small selection of it. I'd feel less raped by them taking it, than what I'd get selling them to a store :laugh:

Sparky the sick fuck probably knows.

He's all about sleeping with the young ones.

One of the guys who ended up working for the company, iirc, wants to fix the glitch that keeps you from getting past the 4th stage, and re-issue the game in new cartridges, boxes, etc.

Right now, it's one of the rarest NES games. And, still will be, really, since I doubt they're going to have new Action 52 cartridges made. It was originally a backwards A52 cart with a sticker on it that said Cheetahmen II.

Sounds a great fit for a Kickstarter. What was their beef?

I have time, and disposable income.

Almost right there with ya.


What's that? :sad:

But closer to this. :sad:

Is she 18, yet?

Fapping with Doc is a far more worthy endeavor, it's true...

She is. don't judge me. I know because Mark told me.


I prefer Sam.

I know she's 18.

Jennette McCurdy. Okay, I'll take a lashing for knowing that one.


No idea.

Sparky the sick fuck probably knows.

He's all about sleeping with the young ones.



We'd drink Doc's whiskey and fap on his pillow for reals.

He'd love it.

:doc:


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vbby10p21rn13obo1_500.gif

:roflheston:

Could you reduce the size? That should help the res, a bit..

Yup. Could be a useful emoticon. http://i.imgur.com/kZAHL.gif



Twice. :sad:

Painful.

I have a feeling that most of it is carryover from AVGN doing it for his movie, that hasn't been released yet. He says it's coming. Mainly, it's this cunt the Archfiend who makes his living by bitching people out, who is riling people up.

Mark, eh? I KNEW IT.

Yup. Could be a useful emoticon. http://i.imgur.com/kZAHL.gif


:cat: will love it.

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Sometimes it pays to give up as soon as possible.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8hxd6deLO1ql2603o1_400.gif

Cute Spying Doorknob: Room in the Glass Globe by Hideyuki Nakayama | Freshome (http://freshome.com/2010/11/26/cute-spying-doorknob-room-in-the-glass-globe-by-hideyuki-nakayama/)

2010, supposed to be an actual market to this.

Dual-spheres and I imagine when it's custom installed, the "magic" is in the cylinder between the two knobs to keep the images upright.

I should get a bunch, larger sized, open a gay club and have to rooms with the two knobs drilled into the wall.
Get rid of the glory hole and make it a "magical" peepshow.
Complete with sparkles.

Yup. Could be a useful emoticon. http://i.imgur.com/kZAHL.gif

It's too large, as predicted.

I'll take it, if the powers that be are feeling generous.

It's a good time to go for a liquor store run.

Back in a bit, perverts.

It's a good time to go for a liquor store run.

I have to go almost a mile. :mad: The one nearby closed down because the asshat forgot to renew his licence.

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I'm going to grab a few hours sleep. Laters. :D

It's a good time to go for a liquor store run.

Back in a bit, perverts.



Whatever you say, daddy-o.




Inside a laser printer

tyty

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