Its ironic because my greatgrandfather was a MP in the Army (in the European theater but still......)

oooooooooooooooh. i like this movie a lot.
man was i ever drunk the first time watching it. it's not easy keeping up with his riddles when you're drunk.
but sober, this movie is awesome.
i got the chills when she was in the rain. so beautiful.
the dominos scene was spectacular.

oooooooooooooooh. i like this movie a lot.
man was i ever drunk the first time watching it. it's not easy keeping up with his riddles when you're drunk.
but sober, this movie is awesome.
i got the chills when she was in the rain. so beautiful.
the dominos scene was spectacular.

Still watching V for Vendetta? I havent finished it, got about to the part when they capture the comedian and Portman's character. Really need to finish it just for the sake of hearing more of Hugo Weaving.

Really need to finish it just for the sake of hearing more of Hugo Weaving.

Or you could watch Dark Of The Moon.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Forget that shit :laugh:

every time i see hugo in a movie i expect him to say "mister aaandeeersooon"

Every time I see him I hafway expect that or his speech at the end of Revolutions.

yeah it's distracting to expect elrond to quote the matrix

Was Revolutions ever any good? Reloaded never clicked the way the first Matrix did.

Or V quote Elrond or Megatron to quote Smith.

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Was Revolutions ever any good? Reloaded never clicked the way the first Matrix did.

The movie (sans the final fight and the random guy in the power armors last stand) sucked pretty hard imo. Some people like it, I dont really.

It's weird to not have Neg appear. :sad:

O Neg, Where Art Thou?

Was Revolutions ever any good? Reloaded never clicked the way the first Matrix did.

the big battle scenes are kinda neat but i felt a little let down at the end.

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yeah where the fuck has neg been? he's like an sts elder and i haven't seen that fucker in days.

Usually when Matrix is mentioned he gets that ass twitch, even when he's asleep.

just finished it! such a good movie.
yeah, i liked revolutions. really liked reloaded a lot. love the first one.
got 500 days of summer on right now. is it good? am i wasting time?

just finished it! such a good movie.
yeah, i liked revolutions. really liked reloaded a lot. love the first one.
got 500 days of summer on right now. is it good? am i wasting time?

Well the critics loved it so I should expect it to be good.

there a lot of things that could've dragged Neg out of the woods.

there a lot of things that could've dragged Neg out of the woods.

We should form a search party. You and Cuckoo cover Canada, HD cover from texas to west coast, and Ill go east. Doc and Lye I have no Idea where your at so do what you all do best.

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As a matter of fact I have no Idea where Neg is located so this will be fun :)

We should form a search party. You and Cuckoo cover Canada, HD cover from texas to west coast, and Ill go east. Doc and Lye I have no Idea where your at so do what you all do best.

I live in the fap district, aka the UK.

It's weird to not have Neg appear. :sad:

I like to think his ass just twitched a little. :)

I live in the fap district, aka the UK.

Then just fap with neg in your thoughts.

got 500 days of summer on right now. is it good? am i wasting time?

I really liked it.



As a matter of fact I have no Idea where Neg is located so this will be fun :)

We should all just start shit-talking Revolutions. His ass will go off the radar.

Or V quote Elrond or Megatron to quote Smith.

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The movie (sans the final fight and the random guy in the power armors last stand) sucked pretty hard imo. Some people like it, I dont really.

I already said that Revolutions was shit despite 2 scenes.

I already said that Revolutions was shit despite 2 scenes.

Why am I imagining the slime in Ghostbusters II in the tupperware dish?

:rofldata:

Why am I imagining the slime in Ghostbusters II in the tupperware dish?

:rofldata:

Whoa the one movie I hate more than Revolutions......well thats bullshit because there are still worse movies than both of them (Uwe Boll's entire filmography).

Ghostbusters 2 Insulting the slime - YouTube (http://youtu.be/EXZZvCsio3U)

:rofldata:

Then just fap with neg in your thoughts.

Again? :erm:


(Uwe Boll's entire filmography).

Don't fucking remind me. I bought one recently by accident. A whole English pound, wasted! :mad:

Family Guy Impressions - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H-CINLirq4&feature=relmfu)

Not too much of a Family Guy but this is good.

Don't fucking remind me. I bought one recently by accident. A whole English pound, wasted! :mad:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Good times. Good times.

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PJ forgot something... I wonder what it was..?

[/COLOR]PJ forgot something... I wonder what it was..?


The Spice Girls still blow?

The Spice Girls still blow.

No need for the question mark. I turned it into fact.

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Cat thread.

How do we derail a thread that's derailed to begin with?

Cat thread.

How do we derail a thread that's derailed to begin with?

It's a challenge. :rolleyes: I'm sure we could if we really tried.

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Yum. Cock head.



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That just put me in the mood for a cheese sandwich. :D And I have cheese... WIN. *tweet tweet*

Yum. Cock head.


Feck....I remember this one time, when I was 16 or 17 my folks went out to a traditional Chinese restaurant with a very traditional Chinese family. Not the Western version we all think is Chinese food.

The brought home leftovers. I came home at like 2 or 3 in the morning stoned out of my mind. Opened the fridge and was so happy to see take-out boxes. Opened them and one had cooked bird heads in 'em.

I just about dropped the feckin' box.

I don't know if they thought it was a joke or something....but I never asked. :laugh:

I figure they got whole birds and they lopped off the heads at the table or something. I don't know. I hate birds. I fuckin' hate them.

:rofldata:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: +1 rep to your parents.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: +1 rep to your parents.

My parents were hilarious back then. :rolleyes:

They got me a bottle of gin for X-mas just to prove a point....when I was hanging over the toilet the next day wishing sweet baby jesus would take his cock out of my mouth and just let me die.

My parents were hilarious back then. :rolleyes:

They got me a bottle of gin for X-mas just to prove a point....when I was hanging over the toilet the next day wishing sweet baby jesus would take his cock out of my mouth and just let me die.

They maybe had a little bet on the side, about how much puke you would produce and how many tears would be shed.

I would have. :D

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Both you guys watched a Rom Com? Did you Skype and fap and weep into your corn flakes simultaneously? :laugh:

Both you guys watched a Rom Com? Did you Skype and fap and weep into your corn flakes simultaneously? :laugh:

I think budarc watched that a few months ago. :laugh:

Cuck's review of Friends with Benefits got me thinking about it, because it's probably exactly the same kind of movie.

I think budarc watched that a few months ago. :laugh:

He hated it and he still gave it a point. Nat's ass must have gave him wood. :laugh:

It's like we reviewed it twice. :)

Ah, here he is. Can you confirm or deny the stiffness?

I'm a generous cantankerous bastard, what can I say?

I'm a generous cantankerous bastard, what can I say?

Cantankerous and curmudgeon are two of my favourite words. I aspire to be them both.

Besides, like the elusive 5-star ratings, I like to save the 0s for the worst of the worst, bottom of the rung sludge piles.

I'm watching Priest right now, that one will probably qualify.

I'm watching Priest right now, that one will probably qualify.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Why? Why do you watch this shit when you know it's going to be terrible? We all know it's terrible.

I'd rather go fap or draw or play music or fap some more rather than sit through Priest or anything else that I know is going to suck fat titties.

Fapping to bad film would be like Alex in Clockwork Orange listening to Beethoven in the chair with the eye things.

or fapping on my own pillow.

or fapping on my own pillow.

That's why you invite me round.

That's why you invite me round.

I find it uncomfortable that you fap while you watch me fap on my pillow thinking about budarc fapping to Priest.

Very complicated faps we have.

It's the classicist in me; religious themed communal fapping was all the rage back then.

religious themed communal fapping was all the rage back then.

Why do you always make your family BBQs sound like they happened centuries ago?

Why? Why do you watch this shit when you know it's going to be terrible? We all know it's terrible.

I don't fucking know, man! I'm an idiot. I'm not even really watching it, it's just playing in the background while I do other things (okay, fap). It's the completist in me that makes me watch every single piece of fucking shit Hollywood puts out there. I think it's a manifesting mental illness.

Off the top of my head, Beastly, Red Riding Hood and Take Me Home Tonight were all zeroes that I expected them to be, and yet I still suffered myself through them because I apparently like pain.

Why do you always make your family BBQs sound like they happened centuries ago?

Grandma laughed at the foot long weiners.

Then she disappeared for an hour. :confused:

Apparently every time I show up, I kill the fucking thread.

Okay, laters. :rolleyes:

Grandma laughed at the foot long weiners.

Then she disappeared for an hour. :confused:

Grandma's a saucy ol' girl. :naughty:

I had to buy a pack of 8 hotdog buns the other day because the 12's were out.

It was frustrating.

At the cashier this spoiler rich bitch lady in front of me spent the whole time complaining to the check-out girl about coupons and shit, what products they didn't have.....then she paid half with a credit card and then some in like 90 pennies or something. Then she wouldn't leave until somebody helped her out to her Mercedes with her 3 bags of groceries. That's when I noticed what was in her bags. 6 bags of 12 pack hotdog buns. I just about killed her. :laugh:

I just tried and couldn't even sit through the Priest trailer, I'd rather shave my balls with broken glass than watch that.

Good luck :bud: :laugh:

Good luck :bud: :laugh:

I wonder if he's crying while he's Priest fapping.

I had to buy a pack of 8 hotdog buns the other day because the 12's were out.

... That's when I noticed what was in her bags. 6 bags of 12 pack hotdog buns. I just about killed her. :laugh:

What a bitch. She was your own personal demon. You should have ran her over with a shopping trolley full of tampons. Twice.

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I wonder if he's crying while he's Priest fapping.

He was fapping to nuns last week. I guess it's a natural progression to be Priests this week. I fear for next week... :erm:

He was fapping to nuns last week. I guess it's a natural progression to be Priests this week. I fear for next week... :erm:

I hope it's mary with the baby jesus' head sticking out of her stanky vagina while a horse and a cow watch. :)

I hope Hell has running water and electricity.

Save me a spot beside the fire. Bring marshmallows.

Save me a spot beside the fire. Bring marshmallows.


It'll be you, me and Neg making 'smores in our snuggies, won't it?

I hope I don't spill any on my Snuggy.

It'll be you, me and Neg making 'smores in our snuggies, won't it?

I'll be making a tent in my snuggie. :naughty:

It'll be just like home.

I could bring my Alvin & The CHipmunks tent to pitch.

It's got 3 compartments. We could have a Chipmunk tri-fap in hell. :)

It's got 3 compartments. We could have a Chipmunk tri-fap in hell. :)



Too much excitement. I need a blood pressure check. Stick that thermometer up my ass.

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If you don't have a thermometer a finger will do.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqb051zWyH1qm7ip9o1_500.gif

If you don't have a thermometer a finger will do.

:D :D :D

I've got one of those!!!

I've got one of those!!!

But... I saw a thermometer in your drawer... wait... :eye: .... I know your game.

But... I saw a thermometer in your drawer... wait... :eye: .... I know your game.

My game is a sexy one. Filled with fun and.....um..........hrm....actually it's just me filling your bum with my fingers. :)

I'm out. Movie time.

I have to decide if I'm going to spend the rest of my night with George Clooney, or Apes.

On the one hand, hairy ass and nipply nipples...



...on the other hand, Apes.

Why chose when you can have a 2 in 1, right here at STS?



....hrmph...

...Niters.

SHAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaablam........

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PJ forgot something... I wonder what it was..?



oohohfapfapfapfap pj...........

Good to be back home where my downloads arent monitored, gonna upload my mix either tonight or more likely tommorow.

lol

Ape men?




I laughed hard the first time I saw this and noticed the line for Koreans.

Family Guy Impressions - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H-CINLirq4&feature=relmfu)

Not too much of a Family Guy but this is good.

he's okay. the longer he does it, the more he sounds like them. i think its either the practice or you just get used to it cus its been so long since you've heard the actual voices.
there isn't enough Brian :notgood:
too much stewie.

He said he cant really do a good Brian. He does great dubwork, His My Jeans and Royal Wedding dub are absolutely spectacular imo.

i sold my matrix movies on bluray for some uwe bowl movies on bluray http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/169.gif

i sold my matrix movies on bluray for some uwe bowl movies on bluray http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/169.gif

What???? Why on earth would you do that????

Just got home and was going through my little brothers search history and on tuesday he had searched about 15 porn sites.Good idea because my mom sometimes uses this computer for facebook.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

i sold my matrix movies on bluray for some uwe bowl movies on bluray

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

...............:eye: :notgood:

...let's get him, boys!



my little brother had searched about 15 porn sites.


:)

He's shaping up to be a fine shit-shooter indeed.

im trying to hoax neg out! :laugh:

Try talking nicely about The BOOF or Obama.

He used to be able to sense that too.

Shai LaBeouf...I would invite him to a fap bbq. have a few fap beers. and finally play some fap poker, texas holdem style... :erm:
:rofldata: "texas holdem". that just makes SO MUCH dirtier :rofldata:

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:sad: i feel dirty. i went to look up if i spelled uwe shit-bowls name right...ended up reading everything on wikipedia :sad:
his wife is from here... :shock: locks the windows and doors. our own home! we were neighbors with her! she was on the bus. she was in our schools. she my mother. my father. and my sister.
she was you.
and me.

Goatseed (7).rar (http://www.mediafire.com/?x0a5gcwn8uhgiiz)

Shai LaBeouf...I would invite him to a fap bbq. have a few fap beers. and finally play some fap poker, texas holdem style... :erm:
:rofldata: "texas holdem". that just makes SO MUCH dirtier :rofldata:

While we're fapping with The Boof we should get him to tell of us of the story about him fapping on Megan Fox's pillow and blaming it on Michael Bay.

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his wife is from here... :shock: locks the windows and doors. our own home! we were neighbors with her! she was on the bus. she was in our schools. she my mother. my father. and my sister.
she was you.
and me.

I think he's filmed a lot his movies here too.





Goatseed (7).rar (http://www.mediafire.com/?x0a5gcwn8uhgiiz)

Running with Kind. :)

The Richard Kind.

While we're fapping with The Boof we should get him to tell of us of the story about him fapping on Megan Fox's pillow and blaming it on Michael Bay.

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I think he's filmed a lot his movies here too.





Running with Kind. :)

The Richard Kind.

michael bay will blame it on his dog.

i know :sad: i think dungeon was filmed here. its times like these were i think about stargate and begin to believe that not all out there is evil.

ima go read Johny the Homocidal Maniac. Just bought it soft cover. The store keeps running out of hardcover :mad:

and watch Universal Soldier in bluray at the same time :D

laters.

"Nailbunny. I'm depressed."

:rofldata: :rofldata:

michael bay will blame it on his dog.

i know :sad: i think dungeon was filmed here. its times like these were i think about stargate and begin to believe that not all out there is evil.

ima go read Johny the Homocidal Maniac. Just bought it soft cover. The store keeps running out of hardcover :mad:

and watch Universal Soldier in bluray at the same time :D

laters.

I hate hardcovers because of their expense (usually 25 versus 7 or 8 dollars).

Never really been convinced to buy a game soley on a demo, but Space Marine is very damn good imo.

I paid $40 for my hardcover of JTHM.

I think the soft is $22 or something.

In this case I prefer the hardcover. It's got more content and looks nicer. :)

I'm want SQUEE! to go hardcover soon.

I'd buy all the Slave Labor Graphics in Hardcover if I they were available.

They're so pretty.

he's okay. the longer he does it, the more he sounds like them. i think its either the practice or you just get used to it cus its been so long since you've heard the actual voices.
there isn't enough Brian :notgood:
too much stewie.

i do a good joe/warburton and a decent carter

I really want to get The Killing Joke but $25 seems awful steep for a nearly 25 year old graphic novel.

i do a good joe/warburton and a decent carter

I cooked food for Patrick Warburton a couple of times.

He was always drunk. He was filming The Twilight Zone or something dumb.

I miss working for the Cactus Club sometimes. We got some cool folks coming in........mostly to watch the waitresses. :naughty:

hi there guys. i am welcome?

As long as you don't post anything gross. :p

As long as you don't post anything gross. :p

:rofldata:

oh cool guys i try to do follow the rule and etuiquetts

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but i seen you have also posted pervy pics, no?

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anyways i am being used to pervy porn in germany also too

:eye:

Why do you smell like socks?

I keep reading that as deep shark..........

i'm sorry i do not understand your senses of humour guys. i'm still kindof new at this

I keep reading that as deep shark..........

Deepthroat's lesser-known and still undercover brother?

http://www.fanserviceftw.com/gallery/_images/6db13de5d405deb6bffee13e1f254564/5192%20-%20animated_gif%20futurama%20narrow_eyes%20phi%20p hilip_j_fry%20reaction_image%20stare.gif

im derp shark

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HOWS IT HANGING!

/obscurepoliticalreference

do You guys still like to be going to the raves?

They still have raves?

I Love electronica trance and house. I love to go to the parties. Yeaah WOOT HOOT!!

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Schnell m�ssen wir alle party hard bis zum Morgengrauen und Rave bis zur Bahre!

I understood party hard..........

Something about raving and partying hard till morning or till bedtime?

My mottos! All you need to know in lifes is to party hard and rave untill dawn, right?

I did for 12 to 14 years straight..... :D

...and then I got old and now I'm here. :(

I don't party.........

Hey man you have stamina still you are young, right? I am 37 and still partying hard all weekends man. Im eating the vitamins and exercicing and so I can have the good drugs still, yeah yu know how Im sayin' bro?

I can't come up with anything witty................

I take vitamins and exercise daily but I can't party anymore. For many different reasons.

I'm fine with this now. :)

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I can't come up with anything witty................

:rofldata:

You too, huh?

"type type type type.....delete.....type type type type.....delete.....type type type type.....delete.....etc. etc."

:rofldata:

You too, huh?

"type type type type.....delete.....type type type type.....delete.....type type type type.....delete.....etc. etc."

EXACTLY! I'm like dude I'm a girl but I got nuthin witty to go with it.

I didn't even have "dude, I'm a girl" :( .....for various reasons. :p

Oh like he would know the difference :laugh:

Oh like he would know the difference :laugh:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

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I think he left anyways. :laugh:

"You guys are poopy pants," he probably muttered to himself as he walked out the door.

Welp it's time for bed for me. Laterz all :)

NIters. :)

i borrowed my friends copy of JTHM to read while I leave my floppy untouched and unopened. (although there's a little hole in the plastic. i think it was like that at the store, it being the only copy left) but the book looks unscathed. and i shall keep it like that for as long as possible.
if i get hard cover, im so opening it the floppy one.

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niters cm!

Killing Joke in hard cover is very much worth it.
Mine's hard cover :)
and opened :(
but barely touched :)
I did my best to memorize everything before closing it :)

med time for me. ima pass out watching kill bill and hope my dreams dont make me start kicking and flailing around in my sleep.

anyone awake in this motherfucker?

trying to sleep at least weird now that im back home. its hard to use ipod for this sort of thing.

wish my cats would do that

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aden i tried to rep you earlier but it says i need to spread it around 1st

Guys, check this (http://neosonix.bandcamp.com/album/thinking-back-looking-forward-2) out. :D

I just splash my dick around. :laugh:

hehehe

I just splash my dick around. :laugh:

:)

And I run around and giggle in my skivvies like a little kid at a waterpark.

hd, it was loading slow on my comp so i found some of their stuff on youtube. i like it.

I found somebody's guitar music on myspace. :D

it's chill. i could listen to this when i'm relaxing but i could also drive to it

I found somebody's guitar music on myspace. :D

omfg please no, that's soo old and lame.

if you're talking about what i assume you're talking about

http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=2061786&t=o

Feck, that kid's seen Tarzan. :laugh:

anyway, i haven't played in a while. i need to take piano lessons and learn music composition

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oh jesus, why is that kid climbing like that?

i like it.

Really!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA7NbDqLNxM&hd=1) :D

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Juicy.
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1468273&t=o

anyway, i haven't played in a while. i need to take piano lessons and learn music composition

:laugh:

I can't even get into my old MySpace profile and erase it.

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/10632_o.gif

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Girl-Next-Door jiggle:
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1178819_o.gif

fuck it, hd, now i have to fap to them titties.

i don't know how to delete my myspacce profiles either....

:shock: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/64.gif

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fuck it, hd, now i have to fap to them titties.

:3
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8gx7UWNq1qb8oz7o1_500.gif

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1420121_o.gif

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The one thing Diora Baird is good for:
http://api.ning.com/files/jZJxW5PBYLsUffktLAkDAGoZvZJbMPUgHxadzAbpQrAP8OotyK CHKooV1T1OudK8aRSoyXtbgRRo6NdThFufM7mgmJK1vve7/wtfgirlphotobouncy1.gif

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It's dead in here.

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Is everyone really fapping to these gifs? :laugh:

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They're just tits.

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Come on.

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I'm lonely. :sad:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Why does everyone :laugh: at my pain?

I'm crying on the inside.........and the front of my pants. :erm:

me likey some wendy james

To commemorate what EVERYONE is doing right now.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4062/4581147067_a3f91e83ce_o.gif

Yes, even me. I have my hands down my pants RIGHT NOW!

:laugh: I don't need to know. :laugh:

Yuck........now I'm hungry.

food time.

This outta cool things down a bit.

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/122301_o.gif

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:laugh: I don't need to know. :laugh:

Yuck........now I'm hungry.

food time.

Suck on my fat titties. :p

Suck on my fat titties. :p

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

It's kinda offensive hearing it from the other end.

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Is everyone really fapping to these gifs?

noo. i was looking at wendy james

fuck she's hot

noo. i was looking at wendy james

fuck she's hot

don't know who that. :)



He knows what you're doing.
http://h8.abload.de/img/stare36a.gif
And he doesn't approve.

now i am off to fap to more wendy



niters

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/festivetimesp1.gif
the tits are the best part

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now i am off to fap to more wendy



niters

Niters, Lye.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110121/1000/friday_gif_selection_36.gif

Niters, Lye.

Um....:erm:.......happy fapping?

Teasing titties are teasing

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-x8CTLn1jiXw/TgZVTTRxXKI/AAAAAAAAEoE/0FuGSkycd34/movie-gifs-216.gif

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http://plus4chan.org/b/pco/src/131345990788.gif

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:unfap: :unfap: :unfap:

Well, isn't that just.........special.

Well, isn't that just.........special.

:rofldata:

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cuckoo, about your Corn Flakes.
http://www.talisman.org/~erlkonig/humour/british.9.gif

Well, you're not 'eating' them, so it shouldn't matter. :)

Well, you're not 'eating' them, so it shouldn't matter. :)

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110121/1000/friday_gif_selection_06.gif

Oh gee. Where ever did HD go?

How ever will I stuff corn flakes up his bum if I can't find him hiding in that box?

There was a lull.

Did you just fap to that gif of the cat going into the box? :laugh:

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More box cat fapping now?

:laugh: yuck.

I'm going go watch a movie and sleep.

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Laterz, cuckoo.

Well, that's the last thing I was expecting to see first thing in the morning.

She should get her name tattooed on her eye socket then when she takes the fake eye out people can...

Jebus, my eyes watered as I was typing that, just thinking about it. :shock:

I hope you're making erotic face.

I hope you're making erotic face.

Always. :naughty:

:rofldata: First one is great. The monday blues show their real face.

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I see dead Odie and Orson. :laugh: Nermal must have shit a brick and headed for the hills.

:rofldata:

I like how he's cut off the end of his own tail with scissors.

Either those Film score guys are generally slow or they're having a laugh...a weird one...but a laugh none the less.

I should fap on their pillows either way.

How much clearer does it have to be? :laugh:

Either those Film score guys are generally slow or they're having a laugh...a weird one...but a laugh none the less.

I should fap on their pillows either way.

How much clearer does it have to be? :laugh:

Maybe they've all got us on their block lists. :laugh: I'm going to put myself on my block list. That'd be the shit.

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That one you want is from the remake of A Tale of Two Sisters. The original film is fantastic. Very slow and understated at times.

I found it in 320 if you can't get FLAC.

I've seem the original too. :)

I want the FLAC for editing reasons. I have the 320. :) Thanks though.

I know what it is.



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:rofldata: You edited. Feck.

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I didn't realize how bitchy it sounds when you can't do voice tones on the interwebs, until I saw it actually posted.

Wording is so much more difficult. :laugh:

Like when I say "eat shit" I'm saying it in a kind and gentle way.........maybe. :p

It looks like she has a security tag to prevent shoplifting.

It looks like she has a security tag to prevent shoplifting.

When you bring her to the counter it's a squealing match when they try to get her on that little machine to remove it.

When you bring her to the counter it's a squealing match when they try to get her on that little machine to remove it.

I don't understand why we don't all just carry chloroform with us at all times.

I would carry it around but whos to say a terrible mix up might occur.

I don't understand why we don't all just carry chloroform with us at all times.

In a handy pocketsize packet. Hell yeah.

They're still at it in the film thread. Maybe only those with the smell of STS on their person can see your posts. :confused:

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In a handy pocketsize packet. Hell yeah.


I would carry it around but whos to say a terrible mix up might occur.

:rofldata: You sneeze and wipe and fall over. I think it'd be safe to jizz on or wipe your ass with.

I think it'd be safe to jizz on or wipe your ass with.

...and you carry these around in your pocket? :eye:

Pretty weird, Doc. Pretty weird.

...and you carry these around in your pocket? :eye:

Pretty weird, Doc. Pretty weird.

I'm a pioneer. Wait and see, it'll be normal practice soon.

I think its funny that people lose their minds over a mediocre score, but when a real score needs to be completed it doesnt happen. Case in point the Lost World of Jurassic Park. I know im kinda bitching but the fact so much shit has happened over a phoned in Zimmer job boggles my mind.

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I'm a pioneer. Wait and see, it'll be normal practice soon.

I hear its the norm in the child molester districts of japan and with :cat:

I know what they are... but damn, I'd like the Obi, no one would have to know I gave George any money. :erm:

Leia looks like she's been on a 3 day rock binge.

Leia looks like she's been on a 3 day rock binge.

:laugh: C3PO looks like Victor Meldrew.

:laugh: C3PO looks like Victor Meldrew.

:rofldata: :rofldata: He totally does.

Chewie looks like Shelly Duvall.

Chewie looks like Shelly Duvall.

There is a definite resemblance. :laugh:

Food time for me. Back in a while. Yum, bull penis.

are you still looking for the Uninvited Untraceable in FLAC?

Naooo...not Untraceable. I have that...raaoor.

The Uninvited in FLAC. Why you play the confuse game? :confused:

I fapped on your pillow all ready so I will to think of another punishment.

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i thought i had it in flac :-\ but i have Untraceable in FLAC :)

Ahh...I see what happened now.

You got lucky this time.

...

Yeah...all I've been able to find are dead torrents and deleted links. :(

Maybe I should just go buy it. I hope it's still available at HMV.

i thought i had it somewhere. i might have it backed up on disc somewhere. i'll have to look when i get back from doc's appointment.

i'll have to look when i get back from doc's appointment.

Ask Doc to stick his "thermometer" up your bum.

He's good at that. :)

I drew a temperature gauge on my penis, in blue biro. :naughty:

Sometimes when my bum starts to bleed after it looks like squid ink is dripping out of my anus because of that blue biro.

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:doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc:

Dammit. :mad: Some days I wish I'd never owned a phone.

Where was I?

Oh, yeah.

Penis.

Penis.

Yes, thank you. :)

Amaury got banned from somewhere. :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

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Yes, thank you. :)

Cumming right up. :naughty:

Amaury got banned from somewhere. :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

that's what all the 'doc monkey' gifs were for.

:rofldata:

that's what all the 'doc monkey' gifs were for.

I was slightly confused and then it began to make sense when I delved further. Kind of like watching goat porn.

goat porn.

Yes, thank you. :)

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No WAIT!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! Joke!!!! JOKE!!!! JOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofldata:

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

Yes, thank you. :)

I couldn't ship a goat over. I sent a gerbil instead.

How delightful. :)

This confuses me. It's a weird and sexy cross between a tiny penis and an angry turd. Do I insert it or flush it? :confused:

Why can't you do both?

Why can't you do both?

You, sir, are a genius. :rolleyes: I'll need to determine which is the best order to proceed.

Yeah...um....I hope you figure that out.

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Nothing beats that feeling of freedom that public nudity gives.

:laugh:

People are dying and this is going on. :laugh:

That must be the "it will never happen to me" attitude kicking in.

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I wonder how Lye's doing...

...isn't he like right on it's path?

I wonder how Lye's doing...

...isn't he like right on it's path?

I have no idea. It may well effect the phone lines so he might not be able to tell us. :sad:

I didn't know anything about it until now. That's the kind of life I live.

I have no idea. It may well effect the phone lines so he might not be able to tell us. :sad:

I didn't know anything about it until now. That's the kind of life I live.

Yes. I know a few people along that area and there hasn't been any interwebs activity at all.

I suspect it's all down at the moment.

I'm watching this building with like 60 old folks who refuse to leave.

They're intent on going down with the ship.

Yes. I know a few people along that area and there hasn't been any interwebs activity at all.

I suspect it's all down at the moment.

I'm watching this building with like 60 old folks who refuse to leave.

They're intent on going down with the ship.

Whats odd is that shit happens down here too. Their like "I was born here so Im staying." and I say "Fuck that Shit, Im heading for the hills!"

We get zero natural disasters here, and no angry gods.

Sometimes the summer causes a water shortage but no one ever dies; all that happens is you aren't allowed to hosepipe your lawn or perform too many colonic irrigations in one day.

You Louisiana folk are all crazy though. :laugh:

...but you guys got all those great Cajun and Creole dishes, so crazy is good. :)

South Louisana, that place fucking scares me to be honost. I like living in the middle because the evangelicals cant get away with pushing people around because the Cajuns are catholic mostly.

My penis just tingled.

Lye must be here. :)

cock

I got to do some uploading for some cross computer work, Ill be back later.

Have fun fapping. :D

It's all about the fap

:laugh:

People are dying and this is going on. :laugh:

That must be the "it will never happen to me" attitude kicking in.

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I wonder how Lye's doing...

...isn't he like right on it's path?

amazingly, i still have power. the wind outside is fucking crazy though. this is weird cuz i usually lose power over milder winds.

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

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amazingly, i still have power. the wind outside is fucking crazy though. this is weird cuz i usually lose power over milder winds.

I hope you have a surge protector, just in case.

I hope you have a surge protector, just in case.

:naughty:

i'm amazed i still have interwebs service. this is nuts. it's fucking scary outside. and will probably get worse. i'm definitely gonna lose power at some point. light the beacons, call for aid from rohan!

It's all about the fap

I wouldn't have it any other way.


amazingly, i still have power. the wind outside is fucking crazy though. this is weird cuz i usually lose power over milder winds.

Windows are all shaking like hell I'm assuming.

I get bad winds here but nothing like that and I'm nervous about the windows sometimes.

yeah i do have a surge protector

It's amazing how Irene isn't going for Texas.

Fuck Katrina!!

I hope you have a surge protector, just in case.

:naughty:

yeah i do have a surge protector

perverts.

I get bad wind

:rofldata:

When I eat hot dogs and I fart, they smell just like my cat's.

It is uncanny.

When I eat hot dogs and I fart, they smell just like my cat's.

It is uncanny.

:shock: It has begun.

http://www.thetripatorium.com/images/uploads/thumbs-up.gif

I'M TURNING INTO A CAT!?!?!?!

Starting with the smell of my farts? :confused:

Odd place to start, don't you think?

Odd place to start, don't you think?

Do you lick your own balls?

Do you lick your own balls?

Not quite as well as you do but yeah.

I enjoy it from time to time.

I'M TURNING INTO A CAT!?!?!?!

Starting with the smell of my farts? :confused:

Odd place to start, don't you think?

:rofldata:

shablam..............



In a handy pocketsize packet. Hell yeah.

chloroform wetnaps............. I think there just might be a market for that............

chloroform wetnaps............. I think there just might be a market for that............

:shock:
Fuck are you plotting?

She's just being forward thinking. :D