I think that picture deserves a big "Awwwwwww..."

Awwwwwww......can i eat it?

Oh my Lord.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Well, I did it. I finally signed up for debt consolidation. There's no way to make all my credit card payments with the APR rates shot way up, so I had to do it. Now I only pay one lump sum, but I'm unable to use that money for credit card advances anymore now that the limit is reached (and my accounts are closed). So hopefully I'll save money (since the monthly payment is lower), but I'll be unable to bail myself out of any tricky situations should they come up (and knowing me, they will)... :-\

I love having a thread where I can vent about my stupid personal shit. :rolleyes:

In 3 years, I'll be debt free! :) $25K rain cloud, goodbye!

money is your worst friend.

and Credit Cards are your Best Enemy

I should eat them, but I think it might cost too much.

I should just eat everybody and live in the forest. And, y'know, live on berries and shit.

I should just eat everybody and live in the forest. And, y'know, live on berries and shit.


that'd be pretty snazzy.

http://www.gamesfree.ca/wg_images/img_gal/uflf73cSrnDMRbGxCkTaXuiDmgamesfree_ca_bears_shitin thewood.jpg

There's a movie idea right there...it'll be like the opposite of Human Nature. A guy who moves into the forest in order to escape credit card debt. And then he meets a bear who shits in the woods. Sounds like a winning buddy flick to me!

Yeah, I should just kill myself...

wow......my buddy flick is going to be about a boy & his penis and the many zany adventures and mishaps they encounter while taking public transit

"Richard & Me"

: a touching story about a boy and his penis.


The kids will love it.

wow......my buddy flick is going to be about a boy & his penis and the many zany adventures and mishaps they encounter while taking public transit

"Richard & Me"

: a touching story about a boy and his penis.


The kids will love it.

I'm guessing there will be many gags that involve Richard "accidentally" nudging underage girls on the bus, am I right? I'm so there.

Well, it's certainly a better premise than Edward Penishands. :notgood:

I'm guessing there will be many gags that involve Richard "accidentally" nudging underage girls on the bus, am I right? I'm so there.

Well, it's certainly a better premise than Edward Penishands. :notgood:



ahhh....the notorious Edward Penishands......wonderfully thought out, isn't it?

the guy looks more like Robert Smith with two Chicken Drumsticks for arms.

ahhh....the notorious Edward Penishands......wonderfully thought out, isn't it?

the guy looks more like Robert Smith with two Chicken Drumsticks for arms.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

And that summarizes that!

would we get a stern talking to for posting pics of road kill? they don't really seem to mind nudie pics....but bloody pics?

would we get a stern talking to for posting pics of road kill? they don't really seem to mind nudie pics....but bloody pics?

I think these guys are too far gone for anything to seem "offensive" to them. But let's try it and find out, shall we?


Ouch. That's a nasty mess. :(

I think these guys are too far gone for anything to seem "offensive" to them. But let's try it and find out, shall we?


Ouch. That's a nasty mess. :(

that's what fell out of my bum the other day....wrapper and all.

Um...you should really see a doctor about that. :erm:

the doctor laughed at me..........


............so i ate him.....that cheeky fucker.

Um...I meant the other kind of doctor. ;)

oh.....yeah......i don't really need those guys anymore......i'm all better now.....they let me out of the psych ward years ago.
:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Yeah, me too.



There's your bloody pic right there.

oh that's pretty.

nice and emo. :rolleyes:

Well, I's gots to go. Gonna turn in the timecard and call it a night. Hard day's labor and all. :rolleyes:

TTFN! Ta-ta for now!

The wonderful thing about budarcs
Is budarc's a wonderful thing
Their brains are made out of rubber
Their penis is made out of string
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, DUMB!
But the most wonderful thing about budarcs is I'm the only one
I'm the only one, HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

http://users.bendnet.com/storm/ttfn%20tigger.gif

i like that long springy striped thing coming out of budarc's arse

Have a good night, man....hope you're feeling better when you wake up tommorrow. :)

Thanks, dude. Good night.

Yes, we can be civilized. Every once in a while. ;)

Yes, we can be civilized. Every once in a while. ;)


NO! Don't listen to budarc, kids! He's mad, I tell you! He'll eat you first chance he gets! We're downright rude mo-fo's 24/7 and that's the truth!

Have a good night, man....hope you're feeling better when you wake up tommorrow. :)

I'll feel better in 3 years when my debt is down to zero. Of course, by then it will be 2012, when the Mayans predicted the world will end. Oh cruel fates, why do you mock me so?


NO! Don't listen to budarc, kids! He's mad, I tell you! He'll eat you first chance he gets! We're downright rude mo-fo's 24/7 and that's the truth!

Ruined our reputation, have I? :rolleyes:

Okay, so venting time. My computer's been at Best Buy for the past 4 days. They finally called to tell me it was ready. I get there, start up the computer...and it freezes. They say "Leave it with us, we'll fix it." :mad:

Okay, so venting time. My computer's been at Best Buy for the past 4 days. They finally called to tell me it was ready. I get there, start up the computer...and it freezes. They say "Leave it with us, we'll fix it." :mad:

wow......just wow......you don't know whether to laugh or cry do you? Computers are great, but when they aren't, they really really aren't.

In my case, you laugh because you're out of tears to cry. :-P

And no, I can't post a witty picture to tag on to that, because I'm typing from my fucking iPhone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've got a pic in my head of some crazy guy huddled on some busy street corner in the rain (it's raining in Vancouver [surprise surprise]), laughing but crying too while typing into his iPhone.........

Ladies and Gentlemen... the EMOticon.

that emo-ticon is sad because he doesn't have any arm to cut..........and he's run out of money to pay for his fancy-shmancy hair cut and hair products.

speaking of sad....i'm listening to Zimmer's "Beyond Ragoon"........wow....sad......with that, budarc's comp and the rain, my day's been kinda :( so far.........i should go out and eat people...............starting with Michael Boatman



:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

i hate this guy.....



....i should eat him too.


....cuckoo....you triple posting sonofabitch.

Yeah, I'm tired of that Megaupload fucker. Oh and maybe I should go check out Beyond Ragoon...oh wait a minute, I don't have a COMPUTER to download it with.

:loldata:

Sometimes denial is the best medicine.

Hmm, maybe I should go jerk off. That would make me feel better...OH WAIT A MINUTE... :-P

Do you know how pathetic it is to jerk off to porn on your iPhone? Ah well...

....here's a compilation I made for a buddy......so I'll post it here for y'all to hear and wonder what is wrong with the cuckoo:


WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN

a collection of songs for the night




2 CD / VBR-Lossless
Disc 1: 289 MB / 13 tracks / 65:03
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZWMYTNNP
Disc 2: 326 MB / 14 tracks / 67:52
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=01VK59LB

....so light some candles and incense, turn on your lava lamp, do whatever it is you do to make your mind turn into scrambled eggs, sit back and enjoy!


:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

....here's a compilation I made for a buddy......so I'll post it here for y'all to hear and wonder what is wrong with the cuckoo:


WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN

a collection of songs for the night




2 CD / VBR-Lossless
Disc 1: 289 MB / 13 tracks / 65:03
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZWMYTNNP
Disc 2: 326 MB / 14 tracks / 67:52
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=01VK59LB

....so light some candles and incense, turn on your lava lamp, do whatever it is you do to make your mind turn into scrambled eggs, sit back and enjoy!


:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Looks like a good one... You made the cover? ;) I look forward to downloading this one as soon as I get my computer back...thanks.

Looks like a good one... You made the cover? ;) I look forward to downloading this one as soon as I get my computer back...thanks.

i added the lettering......i didn't take the pic....I don't think i'd be too comfortable in the same room as those two colorful folk

So what genre of music should I be expecting? Weird shit? Dark shit? Rock? Ambience?

By the way, are you familiar with Barnes & Barnes at all? I haven't listened to them in a while, but today I popped a CD in and LOL-ed. They're these two guys who sing about fucked up shit. Naturally I thought of you ;) and figured you of all people could truly appreciate it. These guys are right up our alley... :erm:

If you're interested, let me know. I've got all their albums.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkK9OodOExo

So I finally got my computer back, the infection is gone and everything's fine. They still weren't able to sync my iPhone to my backup, but I figured it all out when I got home. Finally, everything is back to normal... $200 later. :(

Oh, and Neg, I finally got a chance to check out Lux-Pain.

It sucked.

So what genre of music should I be expecting? Weird shit? Dark shit? Rock? Ambience?

Ah, I see it's a nice eclectic mix of a lot of different shit. Nice! :) I've already downloaded and burned to CD (I've got to tell you what a pain in the ass lossless is for me, buddy) and I look forward to listening to it on my car stereo for the next few days. Groovy.

Ah, I see it's a nice eclectic mix of a lot of different shit. Nice! :) I've already downloaded and burned to CD (I've got to tell you what a pain in the ass lossless is for me, buddy) and I look forward to listening to it on my car stereo for the next few days. Groovy.



well, I don't expect you to enjoy all of it, I know you don't like "hip-hop" (as the kids call it), but the "hip-hop" i did throw on i will stand behind it and say it's some pretty cool shit. I'm not a fan of the "I got bitches, dolla bills and guns" type of hip-hop.....i like shit that actually tells a story.
.....i'm planning on making a sister-comp to that one, dealing with the "A Collection of songs for the day"........so "give me some sugar, baby"


^^^ is that not a kick-ass pic?

well, I don't expect you to enjoy all of it, I know you don't like "hip-hop" (as the kids call it), but the "hip-hop" i did throw on i will stand behind it and say it's some pretty cool shit. I'm not a fan of the "I got bitches, dolla bills and guns" type of hip-hop.....i like shit that actually tells a story.
.....i'm planning on making a sister-comp to that one, dealing with the "A Collection of songs for the day"........so "give me some sugar, baby"


^^^ is that not a kick-ass pic?

'Tis a kickass pic, sire.

I shall be sure to reserve judgment and listen to the whole comp before condemning you for some of your choices. ;) I saw the Badalamenti and Beltrami (and Python!) and thought that was rather cool. I'll save it for my ride in and out of work (I like to ride in style, homey :rolleyes:).

Morning, gentlemen.

Oh, is it afternoon? Pretty sure it was morning when I signed on...

Holy shit, your avatars run the gamut. Silent Hill to Clerks? It's like Extreme Makeover, Shit Edition over here!

http://anyeventuality.files.wordpress.com/2006/04/Bianche%20Two-Face%20Cropped%2080pc.JPG

Close!

Aren't Silent Hill and Clerks both pretty cynical, though? I have yet to see the "soft" side of Neg. ;-)

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Porch Monkey For Life?

Are you taking it back?


wow....pushing the limits here aren't we? :loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

I never got the racist connotation of the term. Doesn't it just mean a generally lazy person who sits on the porch? :p

I never got the racist connotation of the term. Doesn't it just mean a generally lazy person who sits on the porch? :p

do we dare venture into the world of racism on "shoot the shit"?

here's some posts on a blog I participate in, "DeathCar", they'll fit quite nicely here.......be warned though........we aim to offend on that blog....so if you start going through the entire blog prepare to be offended.....hell, some of the post offend me sometimes :loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

http://whoshouldhavedied.blogspot.com/2009/01/good-old-fashioned-disney-racism.html

http://whoshouldhavedied.blogspot.com/2009/01/truth-about-cats-dogs.html

http://whoshouldhavedied.blogspot.com/2009/01/growing-up-as-native-child-in-white.html

http://whoshouldhavedied.blogspot.com/2009/01/and-award-goes-to.html

fuck....i could spend all afternoon watching old Bugs Bunny cartoons.....i best stop now.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Evening, gentlemen.

do we dare venture into the world of racism on "shoot the shit"?

here's some posts on a blog I participate in, "DeathCar", they'll fit quite nicely here.......be warned though........we aim to offend on that blog....so if you start going through the entire blog prepare to be offended.....hell, some of the post offend me sometimes :loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

http://whoshouldhavedied.blogspot.com/2009/01/good-old-fashioned-disney-racism.html

http://whoshouldhavedied.blogspot.com/2009/01/truth-about-cats-dogs.html

http://whoshouldhavedied.blogspot.com/2009/01/growing-up-as-native-child-in-white.html

http://whoshouldhavedied.blogspot.com/2009/01/and-award-goes-to.html

Some good reading, there. Am I to understand you are part-Native American? I honestly had no idea. My "Injun" jokes are as bad as my "Canadia" jokes, so no worries there. :-P

Anyway, bring on the shock humor. I have yet to be offended. ;)

And I see you posted the monkey sex video there, too!

These aren't the droids you're looking for.



"You're an impatient generation"
-Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago

Some good reading, there. Am I to understand you are part-Native American? I honestly had no idea. My "Injun" jokes are as bad as my "Canadia" jokes, so no worries there. :-P

Anyway, bring on the shock humor. I have yet to be offended. ;)

And I see you posted the monkey sex video there, too!

good reading?

we should win the bloggy award for "most complete library of shitty writing".

monkey sex video had to be posted there......it's monkey sex.

and G'evening, neg

"You're an impatient generation"
-Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago



I never noticed this before, but... She looks like Jim Carrey.

good reading?

we should win the bloggy award for "most complete library of shitty writing".

monkey sex video had to be posted there......it's monkey sex.

I think you're holding back on us here at shoot the shit. :-P

I never noticed this before, but... She looks like Jim Carrey.

she's like a cross between Jim Carrey and Tony Perkins

I think you're holding back on us here at shoot the shit. :-P

very much holding back...these are someone's else stomping grounds......the DeathCar blog is mine and 3 other writers (which by the way, are actually quite good writers too....we just don't show it there)......so we post whatever the hell we want.......and we've received some fairly angry comments back......:-P

....fun fact: Our DeathCar blog is banned in China.....i shit you not.

....fun fact: Our DeathCar blog is banned in China.....i shit you not.

How did you manage that? I'd like to see the exact blog post that did it. ;-)

it was banned before I was a part of it........the original concept of DeathCar was picking 5 people (usually "celebrities" ie: Paris Hilton etc etc) to put in a car....two in the front, three in the back....and sometimes six (in the trunk) and kill them in a car crash.....apparently, it was not suitable for the people of China.......so I don't really know which exact post it was.......but they're all in pretty bad taste. :-P

.....some of which, I'm really not too proud to be a part of. :loldata:
http://whoshouldhavedied.blogspot.com/2007/11/gist.html

it was banned before I was a part of it........the original concept of DeathCar was picking 5 people (usually "celebrities" ie: Paris Hilton etc etc) to put in a car....two in the front, three in the back....and sometimes six (in the trunk) and kill them in a car crash.....apparently, it was not suitable for the people of China.......so I don't really know which exact post it was.......but they're all in pretty bad taste. :-P

.....some of which, I'm really not too proud to be a part of. :loldata:
http://whoshouldhavedied.blogspot.com/2007/11/gist.html

Interesting. I understand the concept of "DeathCar" now. ;)

Some amusing shit. Looks like I could kill a few days of work at that site.

By the way, I started listening to your compilation. I must say, it's obvious that a very disturbed individual put these tracks together. That being said, I've enjoyed it so far.

:loldata:

lol....apparently Wikipedia didn't like us either.

Interesting. I understand the concept of "DeathCar" now. ;)

Some amusing shit. Looks like I could kill a few days of work at that site.

By the way, I started listening to your compilation. I must say, it's obvious that a very disturbed individual put these tracks together. That being said, I've enjoyed it so far.

:loldata:

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

mouse pooh.

You want to do the ABC's of shit? All right.

A

Aardvark shit:

Thank goodness I finished eating before I clicked this thread.

B: Beaver Shit
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fXtEFdqRbwo/SOjyMVhg9SI/AAAAAAAABLY/bzDjTBMdsaA/s320/Beaver+shit+(Small).jpg

it is obvious the beaver has been feasting on cranberries

Thank goodness I finished eating before I clicked this thread.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Beware the word "shit" in the title of any thread. :laugh:

B: Beaver Shit
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fXtEFdqRbwo/SOjyMVhg9SI/AAAAAAAABLY/bzDjTBMdsaA/s320/Beaver+shit+(Small).jpg

it is obvious the beaver has been feasting on cranberries


Looks like jam.

And yea...I will keep that in mind Budarc. O_o;;

C

Cat poop

Thank goodness I finished eating before I clicked this thread.

i never eat when i decide to mosy on over here......that budarc guy is disgusting :loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

C

Cat poop



lol....that is brutal.

D: Dog shit
edit: fuck the pic i wanted isn't loading properly so....

You haven't posted tubgirl, yet?

FOR SHAME

lol....that is brutal.

D: Dog shit



I love how it's being used as a fort. :loldata:

E

Elephant dung



Is that a person's legs sticking out from under there?

You haven't posted tubgirl, yet?

FOR SHAME

Do I even want to know?

And damn...did that elephant eat at Taco Bell?

Don't pretend like you haven't seen Tubgirl :mad:

i'm stumped....i can't find any pics of frog or ferret shit...and for the life of me can't think of another animal that starts with f....so French Poodle Shit:




....i just saw tubgirl....and holy shit......:iveseenthings:

This is so fuckin' gross, it's hilarious.

G

Giraffe droppings



This index of shits is a zoologist's dream!

Edit: Will someone post this tubgirl shit, or do we have to wait until "T"? :-P

Don't pretend like you haven't seen Tubgirl :mad:



Oh...my...god...

Mien eyes!

You guys are fucking rookies. Go find Worst Sex Accident Ever.

...the pic says it all.

You guys are fucking rookies. Go find Worst Sex Accident Ever.

do i want to?

i think i'll stay with my rookie status, thank you.

I

Iguana dump



Yes, it's green.

Either that, or Hulk shit.

DO IT NOW OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL :mad:

You guys are fucking rookies. Go find Worst Sex Accident Ever.

I'm good...I saw 2 girls 1 cup, I was like meh, I saw 1 Priest 1 Nun, I was like...um...eww...

But then Tub Girl...holy crap...that was disturbing...

I'm good...I saw 2 girls 1 cup, I was like meh, I saw 1 Priest 1 Nun, I was like...um...eww...

But then Tub Girl...holy crap...that was disturbing...

It has to do with pooping in the tub, then?

Just post it already!

They are nothing compared to worst accident. You haven't lived til you've seen it.

You guys talk a big game, now let's see you live it.

Jesus shit:

http://www.hobotraveler.com/140varanasi1/0047.JPG

:loldata:

K

Kangaroo krap



Comes bottled for your convenience.

It has to do with pooping in the tub, then?

Just post it already!

Just google it and look at the images...and prepare yourself... O_O

Just google it and look at the images...and prepare yourself... O_O


It's a girl shitting Skittles all over herself...yay... :-\

Lizard shit:



.....as much as I'd like to finish this game, I'm gonna go make dinner.....i'm getting kinda hungry after looking at all these yummy pics.

M

Monkey shit :)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TABk_EO5eZU/SW6mCwNNLnI/AAAAAAAAAfI/j31rF4IBIn8/s400/Monkey_Poo_for_you_pt1_by_Jays_Dood+(1).jpg

All right, cuckoo. We'll continue this later. :rolleyes:

It's a girl shitting Skittles all over herself...yay... :-\


Rofls!

Lizard shit:



.....as much as I'd like to finish this game, I'm gonna go make dinner.....i'm getting kinda hungry after looking at all these yummy pics.

What the fuck is that white thing attached to the turd? An egg sac? :shock:

Lizard shit...too obvious. I would have went with llama shit. ;)

That skittle pic isn't loading for me. I am sad.

Rofls!

Once you've seen one girl shitting, you've seen it all. :-X

Seriously, I was tricked into watching that 2 girls, 1 cup video, and I never was the same again... :(

NSFW BLAH BLAH BLAH

http://www.1man1jar.com/

Do it.

I just fucking clicked that link, and someone walked in on me. I closed the fucking thing as fast as I could, I'm not sure if they saw. My heart is pounding a million miles a second. Fucking not safe for work, man... :shock:

Was this thread supposed to be safe for work?

Was this thread supposed to be safe for work?

No, but now everyone's going to think I was looking at gay porn. Which I guess I was. :-\

CUCKOO, DON'T CLICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[20:26] < Neg > Sarah put a NSFW tag on the Shoot the Shit thread. budarc is all up in arms cuz i linked worst sex accident, AFTER HE POSTED 50 PICTURES OF SHIT

I wasn't complaining. I know it's a NSFW thread, I created it. :rolleyes:

Damn ghosts.

She didn't feel like putting one on anyway. I really did forget your comp is at Best Bust. My bad.

It's cool. I can take most NSFW shit, but a guy sucking a jar up his ass is even beyond tasteless for me. ;)

It's what happens after it goes in...

It's cool. I can take most NSFW shit, but a guy sucking a jar up his ass is even beyond tasteless for me. ;)

is that the video where he sucks the jar up his ass and it breaks.....really bloody shit.....god........makes 2 girls one cup look like a Mini-Pops video.

Yep!

LOL.....i was waiting for someone to walk in while budarc was posting on this board....

is that the video where he sucks the jar up his ass and it breaks.....really bloody shit.....god........makes 2 girls one cup look like a Mini-Pops video.

What are you still doing here? Eat, god damn it! :-P

And no, I didn't finish the video. Yeowch. :erm:

is that the video where he sucks the jar up his ass and it breaks.....really bloody shit.....god........makes 2 girls one cup look like a Mini-Pops video.

I've seen that vid.

There is this other one where this guy chops up his twig and berries.


It's called the bme pain olympics.


DO NOT WATCH. It's disturbing.

Yep!

....and the worst part? i don't think he seems to mind.

There's another one where he sticks a screwdriver.....

LOL.....i was waiting for someone to walk in while budarc was posting on this board....

Fucking humilating, man. But yeah, I guess it was just a matter of time... :-P

But noooo, they couldn't walk in when we were discussing The Richard Kind...

What are you still doing here? Eat, god damn it! :-P

And no, I didn't finish the video. Yeowch. :erm:

I'm boiling taters for some mashed potaters.....

There's another one where he sticks a screwdriver.....

He really didn't learn his lesson, eh?

It was a different hole, if you catch my drift.

i'd think it'd be kinda weird if they saw you googling pics of The Richard Kind....."why are you looking at pic of that guy?" they'd say......you say "Um...that guy is The Richard Kind....get with it".

It was a different hole, if you catch my drift.

I was afraid of that.

It was a different hole, if you catch my drift.

awww.....so sweet......i'm gonna to tell this story every year at the Christmas Family Dinner table.......

i'd think it'd be kinda weird if they saw you googling pics of The Richard Kind....."why are you looking at pic of that guy?" they'd say......you say "Um...that guy is The Richard Kind....get with it".

You're right...I'm not sure which would be worse.

You know what would be really funny? If someone walked in on me doing actual work.

:loldata:

I totally recommend it. It's a hit with the geriatric set.

I'm boiling taters for some mashed potaters.....

It's funny that posting shit pictures put you in the mood for some mashed potatoes. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Me? I'm in the mood for some Lincoln Logs.

I want a Baby Ruth

It's Caddyshack over here all over again. ;)

I've never seen that in its entirety.

How could you not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th_aBzrV37M

Heh...

mashed taters and a nice steak with peppercorn gravy and mushrooms for me tonight...........complimented with a ice cold beer.................you can pratically smell the manliness coming from my dinner.....:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

I've never seen that in its entirety.

blasphemy......if you're older than 25 it is a must see........it's like never have seen The Goonies and being older than 25......just blasphemy.

mashed taters and a nice steak with peppercorn gravy and mushrooms for me tonight...........complimented with a ice cold beer.................you can pratically smell the manliness coming from my dinner.....:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Damn, you treat yourself well, bachelor man. ;)

How's your back, by the by? Have you been back to work yet?

Loves me some Goonies :D

blasphemy......if you're older than 25 it is a must see........it's like never have seen The Goonies and being older than 25......just blasphemy.

We should make a "required viewing list" for shoot the shit.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles, and Airplane! are at the top of that.

Ghostbusters....Stand By Me....Back To The Future.....Evil Dead Trilogy

Ghostbusters....Stand By Me....Back To The Future.....

...Debbie Does Dallas, Deep Throat, Taboo...

all....now me dinner is ready......i'm gonna go watch an episode of Sex and The City and eat dinner! :loldata: :loldata: :loldata: i kid i kid.....i'm gonna watch the movie.

all....now me dinner is ready......i'm gonna go watch an episode of Sex and The City and eat dinner! :loldata: :loldata: :loldata: i kid i kid.....i'm gonna watch the movie.

Have fun with that. I always enjoy the nudity of the early SATC episodes...before they all got too good and prudish for that shit.

Enjoy your juicy, mouth-watering steak. I'll just be chewing on some month-old beef jerky over here. :whatever:

I just watched the jar video. I've gotta go take a shower now. :(

Seriously, how does one recover from that? Fuck...

That's honestly the worst thing that's ever been posted here. Ever.

And yes, that's an invitation for someone to try and outdo that. :p

budarc is now a man. And, I like the way he thinks.

Someone take up that challenge.

budarc is now a man.

Really? I feel sick to my stomach. :(

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Well...maybe.

That's honestly the worst thing that's ever been posted here. Ever.

And yes, that's an invitation for someone to try and outdo that. :p

if i shove a web cam in my anus after a hard night of drinking whiskey and shit all over it, is that good enough?

it's not as gross as the other vids....but you know who it is.....it makes it kind of personal.....kicks it up a few points. :)

Yeah, but there's gotta be some blood. Maybe you could cut your dingle up a little, too?

So, how was your steak? Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna give you the evil eye all night for bragging about your dinner and not sharing with the rest of us. :eye:

a meal fit for a king.......:loldata:

bbq'ed to med rare, with steak spice and cajun.......a generous heap of garlic mashed potatoes....pan-fried gravy cooked with red wine, peppercorns, cream and mushrooms......some nicely steamed broccoli smothered in garlic butter.......topped off with an ice cold honey-brown beer...........

.......mouth watering yet?

i figured it's a good day to spoil myself.......been eating a lot of KD and hot dogs since i hurt my back.........this makes up for it.

Fuck you.

:-P

:loldata:

yeah.....fuck me.

:loldata:

So I'm trying out this "chat" thing. That place is almost as dead as this place when you and I aren't posting here.

EDIT:

[18:44] < Neg > so now budarc is talking shit about chat in the thread
[18:44] < Neg > gjgj
[18:45] < Sarah > ur face is dead butt aches
[18:45] < buttarc > Wow, what a brown noser. :P

[21:43] < Neg > so now budarc is talking shit about chat in the thread
[21:43] < Neg > gjgj

So I suppose now I can't say anything, because you'll report it to your lackeys. ;)

I'm sorry, I'm too busy talking in chat to reply.

This is all so very confusing.

Edit: sarah makes me hot? What?

Yes, it's true.

bbq'ed to med rare, with steak spice and cajun.......a generous heap of garlic mashed potatoes....pan-fried gravy cooked with red wine, peppercorns, cream and mushrooms......some nicely steamed broccoli smothered in garlic butter.......topped off with an ice cold honey-brown beer...........

.......mouth watering yet?

So I've been reading this description for a while...over and over again, actually...and I guess I'll go get some Chinese food from down the street. That's the only thing that will satisfy this unquenchable void in the pit of my stomach right now. :notgood:

And what is this about a "honey-brown beer"? Damn your descriptively illustrating use of words!

Ah, Szechwan Crispy Chicken. I guess you will have to do.

*eats in silence*

...

*turns on some music*

*doesn't eat in silence anymore*

*sighs*

*evil eye to cuckoo77 :eye:*

*finishes Szechwan Crispy Chicken*

*sighs*

*turns off music*

...

*clicks 1 man 1 jar again*

*watches in horrification*

*vomits*

...

*triple-posts :-P*

So I'm bored and nobody wants to play with me. Time for a "Problem Child"-esque montage!

*Bad to the Bone plays*

I'm gonna try and beat my previous record of 7 posts in a row. See if I can get myself banned... :-P

(4)

This Szechwan Crispy Chicken is going right through me. Oh...my tummy... :(

(5)

Most of the time when I read this thread, my head feels like this:



(6)

I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. Hope I don't have cancer.

(7)

Hmm...no one will take the bait?

(8)

What a lonely thread this is.

(9)

Yes, I can do this all day. ;)

10 posts in a row! I did it!

*budarc is now banned*

--The Administration.

(11 :-P)

This is beginning to lose its novelty value.

(12)

Lucky #13.

All right. I'm outta here.

One more for the road.

(14)

I guess you know by now I'm not gonna stop here.

I'm going out in a blaze of glory!



(15)

Somebody stop me!



(16)

I have officially abused my privledges.

I am now on the shit list.



(17)

Heh... it's a piece of shit with wings and a halo. Cute.



(18)

I am a fucking loser.



(19)

20.

20 posts.

Nobody cares.

Who clicks this thread anyway?

They all think I'm crazy...but I know better. It is not I who are crazy...it is I who am mad! Can't you hear them? Didn't you see the crowd?

Go to bed.

You have all now witnessed the mental breakdown of budarc.

Ta-da!

http://sciences.aum.edu/students/lambchr/website/bowing.gif

I'm still at work till the midnight toll.

It's a quarter past. What time zone you in, bro?

Um...the one on the left. Pacific?

Ah. Eastern, represent.

Yeah, three more hours until I catch up with you. It's a never ending game.

It's 9:25 PM here.

Oh shit! MJ!

Man, you guys change your profiles as often as you change your socks. :loldata:

*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Oh dammit. My speech recognition software is still on.

*turns off*

(fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap)


Less than an hour left!

Now you're here? :mad:

I'm sure you were busy enjoying your steak...with your masturbating cat...probably masturbating all over the steak, too...and then eating it...and enjoying it...and shitting it out and eating it all over again. Just to spite me!!! :whatever:

EDIT: too gross.

Dude, seriously. WTF. o_o

Oh ick.

so yeah.......how about those Mets?

:loldata:

what?

jar in the ass...you guys can handle....a pair of dirty underwear though?

I'm the masturbating cat.....my cat doesn't masturbate

what?

jar in the ass...you guys can handle....a pair of dirty underwear though?

Oh, I can handle it. Post it again!


I'm the masturbating cat.....my cat doesn't masturbate

Right...I forgot.

pooh

Yeah, they are the most inconsistant bastards I've ever seen~

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW DO YOU POST THAT FAST!?!

masturbator....master poster.

it's sexy for the kids

Damn, you guys are on a double posting roll.

Or did you miss my 21-free-for-all earlier? :rolleyes:

I don't know about you budarc, but I'm really getting my pirate ass kicked.

i saw it....i laughed....then i posted your dirty underwear again

I don't know about you budarc, but I'm really getting my pirate ass kicked.

I stopped playing that ages ago. You really can't do shit with just 3 people on your crew. :-P

I'm trying to find that pink "24 hour underwear" on google, but I can't seem to find the right search terms.

Story of my life...

i'm not doing half bad with my little crew....you weren't doing half bad....level 12..................i've just about reached that.

I suppose I could try again, but the tasks have grown rather monotonous...I want to kick some real pirate booty and fuck wenches at brothels. :(

I'm trying to find that pink "24 hour underwear" on google, but I can't seem to find the right search terms.

Story of my life...

i found the original pic of your 5-day undies

Ah yes, the classic original.

I suppose I could try again, but the tasks have grown rather monotonous...I want to kick some real pirate booty and fuck wenches at brothels. :(

i'm about to kick your dog's ass.

Look at this. It's a shit face.



Fun for the whole family!

i'm about to kick your dog's ass.

And I'm about to spank your monkey... :erm:

lol

Dude, you should really feed your monkey. He only has about 2% health. :-P

Wow, a shit award! I should put that in my signature. :p

Edit: That's a huge shit for a newborn. And look at the way it's upturned.

Dude, you should really feed your monkey. He only has about 2% health. :-P

is he? little shit......he's fucking costing me so much shit.............i should eat him............apparently you have to feed the fucker everyday..........i wasted my last two energy packs on feeding your bloody dog.........i was gonna feed him, pet him back to 100% and beat him up. :loldata:

This thread is literally becoming about shooting the shit. It's a little disturbing.

Sarah said she was afraid of this thread.

That's an accomplishment, any way you look at it.

This thread is literally becoming about shooting the shit. It's a little disturbing.



oh....that's nasty

:loldata:

Sarah said she was afraid of this thread.

That's an accomplishment, any way you look at it.

"Those fast talking fuckers.....fucking weird."

we should get some sort of prize or punishment for that.

the fine pooh collection

I'm afraid of this thread as well.

http://thm-a01.yimg.com/image/01338c6af4306410

the fine pooh collection



Oh man. That's pretty sick. Yet it looks very chocolatey.

the minds behind "shoot the shit"



or maybe it was these guys....

Heh heh...we're two wild and crazy guys!

I still prefer to think of you as the Twins.

I still prefer to think of you as the Twins.

These guys?

:loldata:

There ya go.

:loldata:

There ya go.

i'm always the twin on the right.

None of those twins are gangsta enough.

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/stuckonyou.JPG

Only we can go from posting pictures of human feces to posting pictures of twins, without missing a beat.

I really liked that movie.

gangsta twins yo.

i'm always the twin on the right.

Is it your right, or my right? ...or their right?

I think you were Skids, bud.

I've got to fucking go now...typical that as soon as I'm leaving, the party begins.

I think you were Skids, bud.

Are you talkin' 'bout my underwear?



And back to the shit pictures. See? Isn't it seamless?

i like talking about budarc's underwear and all the wonderful adventures it's been on.

She's kinda cute, in a way.

i like talking about budarc's underwear and all the wonderful adventures it's been on.

Yeah, my underwear and your Mr. Wiggly the Wonderful. We should write some fanfic out of that duo.

GO TO BED.

Yeah, my underwear and your Mr. Wiggly the Wonderful. We should write some fanfic out of that duo.

laters.......i all ready do write fan fic about that shit, is that so weird?

GO TO BED.

go to bed?

it's only 12

Budarc. Not you.

Budarc. Not you.

YEAH!

you tell that budarc guy......you tell him and his 5-day underwear!

11:43pm Tigertail
Arrr ye playing pirates?

11:43pm cuckoo77
yup

11:44pm Tigertail
at least ye arn't playing with pirates ye know they don't get women often... that could get nasty :):)
Arrrr y talkin' to the man in the mirror?

11:45pm cuckoo77

yarr......

i be not doin' to well......ppl keep coming and kickin' me pirate ass and taking me loot

11:47pm tigertail
yeah me either its gettin me frustrated
and this upper level crap expects you to have shitloads of weaponry

11:48pm cuckoo77
how big of a crew do you have?

11:48pm tigertail
7

11:49pm cuckoo77
i've got you, budarc, my buddy Joey and some guy who added me......

11:49pm tigertail
I would like some guy to add me.... in the game
;);)

11:50pm cuckoo77
i'm not sure what that means, but it's making me uncomfortable
:P:P

11:50pm tigertail
I have 4 friends from the theater, you, budarc and the freebee guy
I am trying to get enough davey jones points to get 2 more guys (20 points) I am at 19

11:51pm cuckoo77
good luck on that

11:51pm tigertail
and I am not sure, but I think the island feature lets you get more guys too
you need to build up a lot of iron and wood to along with I think $500,000,000 and you can gte 2 or 3 guys to help in fights
its one of the build on feature things

11:55pm tigertail
yeah here it is: Barracks
Bonus: +3 Crew Members in Fights
Resources Required:
5,000,000
180
40

11:55pm cuckoo77
shit...i gotta get on that

11:56pm tigertail
yep keep having your friends get resources for you

11:57pm tigertail
what level is budarc on?

11:57pm cuckoo77
i believe you're collecting wood for me right now.....and you don't even know it :P:P

11:57pm tigertail
HA HA HA he said wood
are you buying property to get more money?

11:58pm cuckoo77
budarc's level 12
i'm bought property (i think) 'cuz i had the money......for the most part I'm running around this game kinda blindly

11:59pm tigertail
LOL I Do hope you are burying your gold?
Today

12:00am cuckoo77
i'm burying it.....i'm seem to be making gold while i'm not playing and then getting beat up and having my gold taking away.....so really it doesn't matter, 'cuz i didn't know i had it in the first place......and in any other conversation that would make absolutely no sense

12:01am tigertail
LOL yes you need to check periodically because you automatically get gold so many times a day and then if you bury it no one can steal it
but when you get the money saved you should get more territories (properties) and then build operations on them thats how you get good amounts of gold to get weapons and such

12:02am cuckoo77
i usually check once a day.....pick a few fights, hire you guys to collect shit for my island, feed my pet and go off
i usually forget to store my stuff though

12:03am cuckoo77
you need to remember that its key
what territories do you have now?

12:05am cuckoo77
secret cave, hidden cove and a bay....not much

12:05am tigertail
hidden cove is one of the best ones because its relatively cheap: $55,000, and then you can build a tree house on it for $240,000 and get $5000 income a day
do you have those built on with operations?

12:06am cuckoo77
this is news to me.....

12:06am tigertail
HA HA HA

12:06am cuckoo77
i'm not a very good pirate

12:06am tigertail
you take your territories and build operations on them to make more gold you have some good territories so now just save up enough to buy some operations to add on
if you look on the properties page under territories it has the operations and tells you in small letters what it needs (consumes)

12:07am tigertail
apparently i own 3 treehoues....they haven't done shit for me....i think.....
maybe that's where all this free gold is coming from!

12:08am tigertail
yep
but ye need to bury it mate
or at least buy more weaponryif you leave it sit around then it can be taken away from ye in fights
also the island has a lot of bonus things you can get too besides crew but I am saving up for crew since they are the hardest to come by

12:11am cuckoo77
yarrr....i just got to level 12

12:11am tigertail
awesome
I am on level 19 I wish I were not though I have a lot of actual levels to go back and beat

12:12am cuckoo77
i truly be a swaggerin' pirate ( who apparently doesn't know too much about piratin' and just got this far by chance)

12:12am tigertail
HA HA HA
hows the comics coming?

12:12am cuckoo77
not too bad......i'm throwing up a pack of new ones probably this weekend

12:13am tigertail
cool! let me know when I want to see them
I am working on mine slowly but surely... too many client jobs right now

12:14am cuckoo77
oooohhh....captain blackbeard.....he's gonna wipe my ass all over the place isn't he

12:14am tigertail
I have not beat him yet
so Arrrrrrr yes

12:15am cuckoo77
how do we know when we've beaten them? i can still go back and fight SMitty Pete and Capt. Josephine
but I've beaten them right?

12:16am tigertail
well I guess once is enough... I dunno that part of the game I am not sure if its flawed or what I think once is enough because only the first time do you get the reward

12:17am tigertail
it would have been nice to know if you actually are done with them or not... I have gotten the snot beat out of me trying to fight them more than once

12:18am cuckoo77
good enough for me i guess.....i'm gonna go test the Blackbear waters and see what it looks like to have my head shoved up my ass and pop out of my mouth again

12:18am tigertail
I think in the end they will all get together and gang rape you and then keelhaul you

12:18am cuckoo77
WHAT?!?! i need a bigger crew?
where am i gonna get a bigger crew?

12:19am tigertail
like I said the island thing

12:19am cuckoo77
game over, man....game over

12:19am tigertail
also how many davey jones points do you have?

12:19am cuckoo77

5 points...i should eat davey jones

12:19am tigertail
HA HA HA HA HA good luck
you need to start doing the island thing regularly then to save up enough for more crew
140 wood, 40 iron, and $500,000,000 gets you 3 crew

12:20am cuckoo77
dammit.
yeech...i'm got some work to do
well...technically you and the rest of my crew have some work to do

12:21am tigertail
tote that barge... yes masser

12:21am cuckoo77
so keep collecting wood for me, you scallywag

12:21am tigertail
I have morning wood for ye captain\
;);)

12:22am cuckoo77
um....you can keep that tiny little piece of wood to yourself

12:22am tigertail
ye can get killed that way captain
LOL
how many pages is shoot the shit now? have you crashed FF yet?

12:23am cuckoo77
140 pages

12:23am tigertail
how many tablespoons of sugar does it take to reach the moon?

12:23am cuckoo77
apparently Sarah, the FFS head honcho is scared of it, according to Neg...so she just lets us be
what?

12:24am tigertail
scared? okaaaay considering the bizarre shit I have seen in FF threads I find that hard to beleive

12:24am cuckoo77
yeah....i know there's some really weird shit......

12:24am tigertail
there is a foot fetish thread for crying out loud

12:25am cuckoo77
i think alot of the ppl who come on to "shoot the shit" are overwhelmed by how fast we post and how disgusting it get's sometimes

12:26am tigertail
LOL go watch adult swim then get back to me

12:26am cuckoo77
a total assault of pics of dirty underwear and stupid shit like that

12:26am tigertail
eh whatever I have seen far worse

12:26am cuckoo77
Neg showcased a nice video of a jar in a man's ass.

12:26am tigertail
HA HA HA
when is the next budarc cuckoo show anyways?

12:27am cuckoo77
lol........our "other" characters all got banned for a month

12:27am tigertail
HA HA HA why?

12:28am cuckoo77
i'm not really sure....Sarah stays away from us.....
she bans our characters for a month, but not us?

12:28am tigertail
I guess that could have to do with site policy: no sock puppet accounts

12:28am cuckoo77
and just a month?

12:29am tigertail
LOL
so dont tell me you are wating a month for another show? there are other ways my dear BWAHAHA

12:30am cuckoo77
there is.....i think budarc created one, we just got bored with it.....we actually both have access to this guy so we'll see

12:31am tigertail
like get a hosting account on a free pic place and just give each other the pics of the characters with a empty cartoon word balloon use some software to put words in and just pop the new thing with words up on the host and then put it in the post

12:32am cuckoo77
ooohh...our charcters' ban is lifted on the 20th......has it really been that long?

12:32am tigertail
LOL
I have been too busy to check it out lately
I remember the pizza guy though

12:32am cuckoo77
well you're not really missing anything educational

12:32am tigertail
just like tv only more so
unless of course your are watching the discovery channel

12:33am cuckoo77
we don't have annoying commercials.....we do the "annoying" on our own

12:33am tigertail
I think its pretty entertaining really

12:34am cuckoo77
tell your friends! tell your family! tell the world!

12:34am tigertail
better than some of the shit on adult swim now LOL

12:34am cuckoo77
i don't get the cartoon network, so i wouldn't know

12:34am tigertail
well besides we dont need no education

12:35am cuckoo77
damn straight

12:35am tigertail
and we dont need thought control
or dark sarcasm in the classroom

12:35am cuckoo77

"Thought" would take some thinking.....we're strongly opposed to "thought" over at "shoot the shit"

12:36am tigertail
dark sarcasm on the other hand.... my cup runneth over
but at least its not in the classroom

12:37am tigertail
and now ladies and gentlemen something completely different: how fast can cuckoo type?

Jeaporady theme plays here

12:38am cuckoo

not fast enough to come up with a witty remark to go with that

so i'll just say "poop"

12:38am tigertail
which is the magic woid of the day please lower our golden poop from the ceiling

12:38am cuckoo77
ahh golden poop

12:39am tigertail
and tell oour esteemed guest what he has won

well charlie for everyday casual wear its the best poop for those on the go... sponsored by george bush industries raping the planet since before you were born

12:40am cuckoo77
OH! Thank you! Thank you all! YOu love me! You really , really love me!
I want to thank Mom...maybe Dad.....the baby jesus......um...um....i really didn't think i'd win so i didn't prepare a speech
.....um...thank you poop
um....more poop

12:41am tigertail
you know what would be funny? copying and pasting this entire conversation in shoot the shit and making people go WTF???

12:41am cuckoo77

lol

done and done.

EDIT: this conversation went on for another 2 hours after that and ended with me making plans to cannibalize the president.......so you can see where the mentality went.......i hope you felt this to be a bigger waste of time and space than I did. :loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

tl;dr

just skimmed it for my name.

you were mentioned....unfortunally, we didn't really get into how you've got the sexiest...um...avatar (?) here on "shoot the shit"

:loldata:

tl;dr

also skimmed through it but didn't see my name
so I didn't care.

no one's really expected to read it.....i sure as hell wouldn't...........budarc will though........he's got nothing else better to do at work.......except maybe work.

EDIT: whoa....kay....let me take back that "sexy" avatar thing.......for some reason I never found MJ sexy.