It's in there. Look for it.

Inappropriate Children’s Toys | Digital Bus Stop (http://www.digitalbusstop.com/inappropriate-childrens-toys/)

Imma do it. GIS T-REX PENIS HOOOOOO!

Got some spiny anteater four headed penis. :confused:

http://scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophy/spiny_anteater__four_headed_penis.bmp

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Inappropriate Children’s Toys | Digital Bus Stop (http://www.digitalbusstop.com/inappropriate-childrens-toys/)

:rofldata: Even at the design stage this one must have been obvious.

That's....

that's....


http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/hmmm.gif

That's....

that's....


http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gif-rock-band.gif

We should all make a resolution to pelvis-thrust more often.

Someone'll appreciate it, and that'll make all the stares, restraining orders, and violent removals from respectable establishments worth it.

Just get your food to go. Thrust. Take it with you.

k, guys i got some bills to pay.... and they are all a little bit.... WTF ?????

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/panda.gif

Laterz

We should all make a resolution to pelvis-thrust more often.

I can see it catching on. At the popcorn aisle. Thrust!

At the Post Office. Thrust!

At the bus stop. Thrust!

At the toy store. Thrust!

Maybe not that last one. :erm:

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k, guys i got some bills to pay.... and they are all a little bit....

Laters, mental.

http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gif-kid-plane.gif

k, guys i got some bills to pay.... and they are all a little bit.... WTF ?????

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/panda.gif

Laterz

Jim Jefferies - All Pandas Should Die - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD4kpmi-GnM)

I've come to rather dislike going to toy stores. Not for the reason you'd think (because I see guys my age there, quite a bit). It's not fun to drive around two towns searching for stuff when gas is fucking ridiculous.

Going somewhere just to be disappointed is not worth it. Can usually find stuff with free shipping on Amazon, anyway, if it's a domestic toy, at any rate.

What I like about amazon is I can buy stuff at 2 a.m. :D In my snuggie.

Jesus fuck. I would squeal like a pig and break the chair then scrub that shoulder till it bled.

I'd flick it off. That's about it.

Jesus fuck. I would squeal like a pig and break the chair then scrub that shoulder till it bled.

She might let you fuck her after that. :-P

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http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gif-wtf-is-this.gif

What if it caught your finger?
Like Mr. Burns trying to crush that ant?

Obviously you wouldn't want to freak out. Gently remove it.

Assuming you didn't agitate it by trying to flick it.

I see where you're going with this....

Mr Burns "crushing" an ant - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRji6Wh41c)

Maybe I just remembered i had two eps of true blood and watched those instead of stargate ^_________________^

Kind of wish I had followed more closely with my Wiccan friends.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Witch-scene2.JPG
highly inaccurate depiction :-\

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Night IU!

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Niters. IU. :D

http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gif-in-your-room.gif

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http://www.sacred-texts.com/grim/lks/img/fig156.jpghttp://www.kipnews.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Seal_of_demon_Astaroth.jpg

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Gangsta.



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http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_01/Cruise180507_468x499.jpghttp://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/02/03/scientology460x276.jpghttp://www.iasmembership.org/modules/img/std/scientology/scientology1.jpghttp://www.xenex.org/justify/i/th-scientology.jpg

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:mad:

I had a nice little them going there :)
Most of them have been portrayed as evil and convicted for it.

All but one...
Can you guess which one? :rolleyes:

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I'm out. Laters. :D

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_01/Cruise180507_468x499.jpghttp://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/pingong.gifhttp://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/dance_1.gifgiddy as a schoolgirl

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Can't look at this pic without thinking his ears make a rubbery sound.[Doc might remember uk spitting image of Spock...lol]

http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gif-eggbeater.gif

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:mad:

I'm still waiting for Doc to tell me her name !

[then i'll rub one out for her & tell you guys what she was like !!]

Looks like she can cook too.....phlegm & ear wax ! Mmmmm

I was thinking that, but I don't know if i'd be able to afford to assemble everything i want to make it look perfect.
http://www.thescifiworld.net/img/smilies/stargate/daniel/daniel_new_anime022.gif
i wouldnt even know where to get a zat gun, or even how much one costs :sad:
but i will make that a goal for next year and work on it all year around :smrt:

If I was you, I would modernize the SG1 military kit. Find some cheap MARPAT or ACU camo, find a cheapo P90TR airsoft, and get a MOLLE Vests and holsters and get a FN Five-Seven airsoft. Add some patchs and IDs and your good. Thats just me though.......

I remember that! :D :D

There was a whole bunch of them. I fapped.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k535/noexdrive/tumblr_lpmjl1EGxg1qlo8sl.gif

ok, Doc......gimme top girls name & i'll give ya this chix name !

heheh

The cook?

A quick google gave me Nurse Tifa right away.

JESUS H CHRIST

Don't worry--it was a cutaway to a shaved dead cow having it's eye cut. It's a shot from Bu�el's Un Chien Andalou.

The cook?

A quick google gave me Nurse Tifa right away.

Thanx Dude....Gonna busy for a little while now,..... Don't get the WRONG idea !!

[Doc might remember uk spitting image of Spock...lol]

Feck! I stumbled upon a Spitting Image pic earlier today. :shock: It was of The Beatles.


I'm still waiting for Doc to tell me her name !

[then i'll rub one out for her & tell you guys what she was like !!]

We need names now? To fap? Lets call her Tracy. :rolleyes:


The cook?

A quick google gave me Nurse Tifa right away.

Oh... kay. Tifa will do just as well. :D

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Don't worry--it was a cutaway to a shaved dead cow having it's eye cut. It's a shot from Bu�el's Un Chien Andalou.

I always thought it was a dog's eye for some reason.

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A quick google and you're right.

It's a calf. :(

I always thought it was a dog's eye for some reason.

I read some place it was a cows but I never knew of it was dead or alive.

It always bothered me thinking it may be alive more than the wiggins of watching it.

It was dead. :laugh:

It was dead. :laugh:

I can sleep happily again. :D

Next week... world peace.

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Sweet mother of fuck. What is going on here?

If i walked in on that I would promptly head for the door.

If i walked in on that I would promptly head for the door.

I would pause and consider wearing the mask... :naughty:

Giving cat's medicine is always a pain in the arse.

:rofldata:

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I would pause and consider wearing the mask... :naughty:

Why is Gee-Boo in the whole mess of pictures?

Giving cat's medicine is always a pain in the arse

Yea. You just got to be quick and forceful.

I've heard you're one of those. :erm:

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Why is Gee-Boo in the whole mess of pictures?

I didn't notice that. :laugh: That makes it even more bizarre. :laugh:

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When a bad days turns into a shitfest bad day.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr7wtf2pTV1qar1zto1_400.gif

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Food time.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr71ai1fBC1qdezf9o1_500.gif

IMAGE DUMP:

This is like eXistenZ weird ass shit:

]

:rofldata: :rofldata: :rofldata:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I didn't even see that.

That's the kind of Piece of Ass birthday cake every 10 year old deserves.

FUUUUUUUUUUUU. Gtg. Back Laters. :sad:

Richard Gere ass-cam.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr4mb0vWGJ1qbxi45o1_500.gif

Gangsta.





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Ponder this one awhile

Fly your freak flag, yo.

High and proud.

I don't think I want to see Grandpa Funnypants fly his freak flag high and proud in those little shorts.

CHARLIE RICH Behind Closed Doors - YouTube (http://youtu.be/iyoPaVxMyWY)

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Snagged a job for Monday. Back in the saddle.

Had one for next friday but someone took it before I could click the button. NINJAS!

Snagged a job for Monday. Back in the saddle.

Nice. :) You show those bastards who's Neg.

cock

balls

sack

bewbs

areolas

Sparky, you feel the earthquake?

It was strongest in Burnaby apparently.

Not much....rattling plates, swinging light fixtures and maybe Great Uncle's Sammy's belly jiggled a little. :laugh:

Not much....rattling plates, swinging light fixtures and maybe Great Uncle's Sammy's belly jiggled a little. :laugh:

Yea, Americans are really fat. :sad:

Its a 6.7 quake? Thats unusual....

The music on this Area 51 special sucks. :mad:

Yea, Americans are really fat. :sad:

I didn't even think about Great Uncle Sammy being Uncle Sam.



Over 50% of Americans will be obese by 2030 though.

That's kinda scary.

What are you guys feeding your kids?

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Its a 6.7 quake? Thats unusual....

Highly unusual for this area.

:rofldata:

Here comes The Big One we've all been worried about for the past few decades.

areolas

thats a WIN.

If we ever have an earthquake here, it will be sheer,bloody panic.

'Friscos gonna go....BIG TIME.....Real soon.

Its all going clockwise,around from Chile a coupla years back !

Sparky, you feel the earthquake?

It was strongest in Burnaby apparently.

Not much....rattling plates, swinging light fixtures and maybe Great Uncle's Sammy's belly jiggled a little. :laugh:

O_O whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............... ....... i was dead asleep.
maybe it was the other side of burnaby.

Or whenever the Yellowstone volcano finally goes boom, then all life on earth is fucked. Except for the lizard and mole people and a sole sasquatch.

The west coast has been LONG overdue for a terrible one.

It'll wipe out me and Sparky.....and the boy scout too. :D

6.7 Magnitude Earthquake Off Vancouver Island's Coast

Oh. yipes. that just means....

The west coast has been LONG overdue for a terrible one.

It'll wipe out me and Sparky.....and the boy scout too. :D

A silver lining to the shittiest of situations. :laugh:

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Oh. yipes. that just means....

Aw, lardy....

O_O whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............... ....... i was dead asleep.
maybe it was the other side of burnaby.

Buildings were swaying, Sparky. You missed it. :(

We're expecting aftershocks. :) Maybe you'll get to see the Metrotown towers rock back and forth. It'll be like your own little 9/11. :D

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A silver lining to the shittiest of situations. :laugh:

:rofldata: :rofldata:

Oh. yipes. that just means....

:ashine:

Niterz CM








So...after all this is done, is Mental taking the Elders off to a higher plain or something?

Leaving Urinal, Sparky, Lye, Aden, CM and HD to take over the kingdom of shit?

I'm gonna have to do all the cleaning aren't I? :sad:





Here: http://i55.tinypic.com/2m2jtjq.gif

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YA! Excellent! :D




Better Lighting




:eye:.................... I think I can see a little face on there...........







This onion definitely did not learn from the Master Onion Parappa The Rappa - Chop Chop Master Onion - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eZcV1UuUzI)




The pimp-hand just got real.




.................. Not one speck of blood anywhere?..........




Jesus fuck. I would squeal like a pig and break the chair then scrub that shoulder till it bled.

x2

I saved the pic, was gonna outline where you can see the face.
it's a baby monster. all you need to do is give it one drop of blood each day.
keep it in a dish filled with milk and put it under your bed.

Or whenever the Yellowstone volcano finally goes boom, then all life on earth is fucked. Except for the lizard and mole people and a sole sasquatch.

...and whats the bettin' that sole BIG FUT is gonna end up pissin' on my bones !?!?!? heh

I'm gonna have to do all the cleaning aren't I? :sad:


If it makes you feel any better Neg's bringing along a little maid outfit he bought me a few years ago.

I suspect I'll be wearing it when Mental takes us and Tom, Doc & bud away. :(

ok, i'm done fellas..... long long day & my internetz in flickering like a fucker on here & my imagebucket !

niters....



God Bless, Neg. ;)

God Bless, Neg. ;)

:rofldata: :rofldata:

god will do nothing of the sort.

Niters, Mental. :)

Niters, Mental

If it makes you feel any better Neg's bringing along a little maid outfit he bought me a few years ago.

I suspect I'll be wearing it when Mental takes us and Tom, Doc & bud away. :(

Off to the Grey Havens? :sad:

Off to the Grey Havens? :sad:

We're shit-shooters. It doesn't get that good..........at all. :laugh:

Off to the Grey Havens? :sad:

If I had to bet, they will become semispectral and come back to fap on peoples pillows every night unless you leave an exceptional offering.

Just got a phone call from some guy trying to scam me.

Apparently their computers are telling them my Windows isn't working properly and want my info.

I should fap on this guy's pillow for even trying.

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/kalskirata1/FlameThrower.gifhttp://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/kalskirata1/batman_5.jpg

Just got a phone call from some guy trying to scam me.

Apparently their computers are telling them my Windows isn't working properly and want my info.

I should fap on this guy's pillow for even trying.

You shoulda told him you use a Mac

You shoulda told him you use a Mac

He started getting desperately angry with me when I told him things were fine and didn't need his help.

I just googled it.....I guess A LOT of it is going around.

He started getting desperately angry with me when I told him things were fine and didn't need his help.

I just googled it.....I guess A LOT of it is going around.

Standard response is tell them to shut the fuck up and hang up the phone on them. Its quite fun :)

He started getting desperately angry with me when I told him things were fine and didn't need his help.

I just googled it.....I guess A LOT of it is going around.

He just didn't want you to hang up I bet. Telemarketers = forever alone

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Standard response is tell them to shut the fuck up and hang up the phone on them. Its quite fun :)

Or you can just mess with 'em :laugh: I messed with one before doing my best Stewart from Mad TV impression :laugh: I kept telling him "I wanna cookie".

He just didn't want you to hang up I bet. Telemarketers = forever alone

Standard response is tell them to shut the fuck up and hang up the phone on them. Its quite fun :)

I usually try to have normal conversations with them in my Monty Python old lady voice.

It's funny. Awkward pauses of the person on the other end wondering if they're being had.

-------

It was these guys:

Microsoft speaks up on phone scams targeting Windows users (http://www.geek.com/articles/news/microsoft-speaks-up-on-phone-scams-targeting-windows-users-20110616/)

Just put the phone down and put your hands together to make fapping noises directly into the phone.

Its really hard to find a gif of that... :erm: but you know what i'm talking aboot? right? ....right?

I did an impression of an east german olympic one time. They hung up on me :laugh:

"Ze fucking spiders are crawling all over me!!!"

Or just set the phone down next to a speaker and have the bit "you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world" looping as loud as it can go :laugh:

Looping a Rebecca Black album is just too cruel :rofldata:

But, seriously that would be fun.

I was a telemarketer for a few months.

We phoned Texas and San Jose and tried to sell magazine subscriptions.

San Jose was a little confusing. I had learn Spanish to speak to some of them. SOme people would actually stay on the line just to hear me struggle with the language. I could hear them snickering.

Texas was just hilarious. They were really short tempered. I had my life threatened so many times. :laugh:

We were instructed to stay on the line until they hung up. It was terrible. :(

Ever want a job to crush your spirits, that's one of them.

Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08hHUn2_Uh4)

Im going home and then going to a football game. Laters.

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/kalskirata1/Wonkatastic-1.gif

Laters, Aden.

Enjoy the game. :D

I think I should spend the rest of my days doing a fap-a-thon. just in case the big one happens, i have go with a smile and since i'll be so euphoric i wont even know whats happening. and if it doesnt happen, then it was a good day not wasted ;)

Hey. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPN4Fpcoh-E&feature=related)

Laters Aden.


:laugh: i guess i should turn the speakers on before i watch that vid :laugh:

Hey. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPN4Fpcoh-E&feature=related)

That's creepy.

I like it. :rofldata: :rofldata:

That first one is like perfect for the telemarketers. It's nearly 10 minutes long :laugh:

:rofldata:

i giggled like a kid over this one
:doc:

Make Fake Poop! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfvtkXCojL0&feature=relmfu)

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i found it via related videos > most annoying sound > make your own annoying sound > make your own fake poop!

:rofldata:

i giggled like a kid over this one
:doc:

Make Fake Poop! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfvtkXCojL0&feature=relmfu)

:rofldata: :rofldata:

My weekend is officially booked up.

:sad: started watching Thor. they started chasing the storm anomaly, then... i just shut it off before they found out what it was :-\
my brothers will like it though. (they fucking better)

I also finished downloading the Pierogi Tapes. So ima start with that first.

bye world!

Laters Sparky :)

How appropriate the source.

:sad: started watching Thor. they started chasing the storm anomaly, then... i just shut it off before they found out what it was :-\
my brothers will like it though. (they fucking better)

I also finished downloading the Pierogi Tapes. So ima start with that first.

bye world!


:rofldata:

You didn't even give it 5 minutes? :laugh:

Ouch.

The Poohkeeper Tapes? In the middle of the afternoon?

I need to watch that stuff at night.

I started to watch Malevolence....but stopped it. Missing children stuff.

Didn't seem right at this time, if you know what I mean.

It's never right....but.....aww, feck. No real good excuse.

...I don't think they're gonna find that kid alive. :(

You know...that's a good point.
i'll wait til everyone goes to sleep and play it loud. LOUD!!

I wanted to watch Beavermint but when I heard you guys talking about Maleviolence, I was like... :sad: i should get the first one first.

Ummm...I think I'll just sit here and fap :p

Ummm...I think I'll just sit here and fap :p

Move a little to the right.....the sun is in the way.

the sun is in the way.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj65f3djPs1qirf1po1_400.gif

^

Jeepers creepers! Where'd you get those peepers? ~

1939 -Porky Pig - Jeepers Creepers - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm7i5ZT01II)

the sun is in the way.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l46dbvJkei1qamgw7.gif
HOUSE IS IN THE ...house :erm: why'd he pick such a redundant name?? :confused:

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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l454pi9hsr1qamgw7.gif


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 corgis!

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Dough_For_The_Do_Do. - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC6lBsr_rNU&feature=related)

Dough_For_The_Do_Do. - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC6lBsr_rNU&feature=related)

I was thinking "do do" as in "doo doo" as in "DUUUUUUUUUUUUTYY!!"
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonl98h2M31qzr2th.gif

Do-do bird :laugh: i get it now. :erm: proceed.

I've got doo doo on the brain, too.

ONORE BUDARC!!!

I was thinking "do do" as in "doo doo" as in "DUUUUUUUUUUUUTYY!!"


For some reason my mind thought the same thing.

Our minds are sick, us shit-shooters. :(

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l46dbvJkei1qamgw7.gif
HOUSE IS IN THE ...house :erm: why'd he pick such a redundant name?? :confused:

Back sooner than expected so Im going to start Human Revolution. Might not be able to stop :laugh:

Speaking of space~

Try not to laugh. You will fail.

going to start Human Revolution Centipede. Might not be able to laugh




:doc::doc::doc:

Human Centipede is hilarious.

WHAT U TALKIN' 'BOUT SPANKY?!?

Human Centipede is hilarious.

WHAT U TALKIN' 'BOUT SPANKY?!?

Speaking of space~

Try not to laugh. You will fail.



Is that the famous dildo man ?

*squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
this is the one!
Hat, pants, vest, belt, dog tags!!!
no shirt or boots but thats easy :-/

i really want this one!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The gif I just made is too big for imgur.......... so I was gonna try to put it on imageshack and it won't let me!!!!! That's it! I officially abandon IS completely..... well maybe except to grab pics I already put up on there but no more using IS :mad:


http://78.46.18.75/download/1315607456-9290545/temp-320-74987032.gif

I use IS for anything not GIF or porn.
Its pretty good despite some new policies.
P&H is slow as balls to use for everything.

Deep Inside the Goatse (9).rar (http://www.mediafire.com/?u0u4cjhalc5hdyl)

Don't be fooled by the cover, this turned out to be my darkest mix yet.

All instrumental, so don't bother downloading if you're not into that kind of thing.

Just like the rest of you motherfuckers who never bothered downloading any of my mixes. :-P

Some of these costumes... I just want the model sans the costume :P

That guy is wearing pink lipstick.

That guy is wearing pink lipstick.

:shock: Wha? No....how'd you....NO!

....:confused:.....

...oh the picture. Yeah. :erm:

I'll be damned...so he is...does that mean I have to as well?? :confused:

Just like the rest of you motherfuckers who never bothered downloading any of my mixes. :-P

Just the 2 I've seen.

Marketing, Mah Boi!

Marketing, Mah Boi!

This. :)

I'll be damned...so he is...does that mean I have to as well?? :confused:

He's also wearing mascara ~

He's so pretty though!

Deep Inside the Goatse (9).rar (http://www.mediafire.com/?u0u4cjhalc5hdyl)

:rofldata: :rofldata:

I guess I'll just try posting that cover on FB as is.

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That's 78 volumes now.

If all 11 submitters get up to 10, that would mean 32 to go.

Neg & Bud (with Lye not far behind) are inching towards the finishing line now. :D

:shock:....that's a lot of feedback still to go.

Sunday morning (barring a chunk of cement falling and exposing my brain to oxygen and other natural and biological disasters), look forward to it.

im so far behind....
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Grand Opening of The Church Of Neg? :D

I would go.

We would eat, drink and be merry.

What do those hissyfits teach you, except how to cry, pussy, cry?

What do those hissyfits teach you, except how to cry, pussy, cry?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcgo569phi1qzr2th.gif
if michael j fox was a cat? :confused:

Lye will be pleased.

Everyone else shall be bemused.

Shit-shooters don't get offended.

erm: too far?

Nah.

A lull?

I think everyone just stopped and started to fap at the thought of Lye being pleased. :naughty:

See, now that's bullshit.

Pokewalkers are the dumbest fucking shit. You can only up them a level at a time before transferring them back. Biggest crock of fucking bullshit.

See, now that's bullshit.

Pokewalkers are the dumbest fucking shit. You can only up them a level at a time before transferring them back. Biggest crock of fucking bullshit.

Isn't it though?! I still have a ton of watts I haven't used because I'm not about to sit there all day digging in the bushes only to get fresh water :sad:

I would have loved to go to work and come home with a decently leveled poke, but nooooooooo.

Is it really THAT hard to let you pick moves once you transfer them back? Just ask me about each move, in order. I'll accept or decline.

This is not rocket science Nintendo.

I want unsalted peanuts all of a sudden. :confused:

What a weird craving.

I must be pregnant again.

Dammit, Bud. :mad:

:doc:
STAR WARS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=up9crByjT8Y#t=60s)

^starts at 60s.

I would have loved to go to work and come home with a decently leveled poke, but nooooooooo.

Is it really THAT hard to let you pick moves once you transfer them back? Just ask me about each move, in order. I'll accept or decline.

This is not rocket science Nintendo.


That broke me when I figured out I couldn't choose my moves after transferring :( I had to actually strategically gain on the pokewalker and stop before I got it high enough to level, then transferred it and fought one or two small battles to get it to level. I ended up strapping the pokewalker to my leg and just bobbled my leg about while lying in bed........ that's more tiring than I realized.

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These are so super neat Papercraft Paradise | PaperCrafts | Paper Models | Card Models (http://papercraftparadise.blogspot.com/search/label/Chrono%20Cross)

Look at her feet. wtf?

Look at her feet. wtf?

i find a lot of pisc/videos have dirty feet :mad: CLEAN YOUR FUCKIN HOUSE!!!!

like i'll find a good video. but right in the middle of the action, i lose my boner cus im too busy staring at their feets :mad:

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but i think dirty socks are worse though :erm: not sure how that logic works out :laugh:

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Look at her feet. wtf?

I think we all know the first place Mark's eyes go to, now~

:smug:


That broke me when I figured out I couldn't choose my moves after transferring :( I had to actually strategically gain on the pokewalker and stop before I got it high enough to level, then transferred it and fought one or two small battles to get it to level. I ended up strapping the pokewalker to my leg and just bobbled my leg about while lying in bed........ that's more tiring than I realized.

I mainly just wanted watts to unlock the route with Snorunts. I gave it to my mom and she took it to work. Never actually did end up using a snorunt :S

Forsake Pokemon, buy Go-Onger engines.

[GP 8] Go-onger + Engine full roll call (subbed) - YouTube (http://youtu.be/2eI6roYAhhA)

Wish to fuck they hadn't taken down the complete roll call for all 12 :( And yes, the toys talk.

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I killed STS.

500,000,000 points to me.

CURSE THAT AUTO-SAVING FEATURE............................. I thought I went mad for a second there........

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We deserve ad revenue, I swear to gawd.

"Hey mommy will you look up fijits for me on da internets! I wants it for Christmas!"

"Sure Suzy. What are these fijits you're talking about?"

"There that's fijits! I want one!.................. Ooooh! A kitty man! Click on that one mommy!"

Look at this Lye...the weapons have been sold out but they have some other cool stuff.
The Plasma Infusion....Stargate SG-1 Prop Preplicas (http://www.plasmainfusion.com/stargate_sg-1.htm)

bookmarked. thx. :D

i herped a derp.
and we all lived derpily ever after :p

We deserve ad revenue, I swear to gawd.

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saved!

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Listening to Commando.... It makes think of a particular track on Max Payne video game....
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/hmmm.gif

Listening to Commando.... It makes think of a particular track on Max Payne video game....
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/hmmm.gif

"I let him go."

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

Wonderful. Just wonderful. :laugh:

^

I thought you'd enjoy seeing that :laugh:

"I let him go."

:( i need to find Max Payne soundtrack...feck. i know i have.
i want to call out the composer for max payne...

GIS: Look at this shit computer

(was looking for the pic where some guy smooshes another dudes face against the computer screen and yells and points "look at this shit"

(was looking for the pic where some guy smooshes another dudes face against the computer screen and yells and points "look at this shit"

Oh.... that's what it is?? :laugh: not quite the context i had in mind for its then :laugh:
i should look up the clean pic and caption it with just "LOOK AT IT! -- LOOK AT IT!!!"

Oh.... that's what it is?? :laugh: not quite the context i had in mind for its then :laugh:
i should look up the clean pic and caption it with just "LOOK AT IT! -- LOOK AT IT!!!"

look at it! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJymdkB1u_s)

look at it! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJymdkB1u_s)

So...after all this is done, is Mental taking the Elders off to a higher plain or something?

Leaving Urinal, Sparky, Lye, Aden, CM and HD to take over the kingdom of shit?

http://dudelol.com/img/hooray-people-are-paying-attention-to-me.gif


finished moonraker suite and diamonds suite. MR is spot on but not sure i'm happy with diamonds. both clock in at just under 12 mins. yikes

That look on her face says "You can have this one... cuz the rest are mine."

Oh.... that's what it is?? :laugh: not quite the context i had in mind for its then :laugh:
i should look up the clean pic and caption it with just "LOOK AT IT! -- LOOK AT IT!!!"

Why not make your own :laugh: or just crop the one Urinal posted?

Why not make your own :laugh: or just crop the one Urinal posted?

Cus I don't think that far ahead. :sad: i get an idea and then i have to do me best to keep up with it before i loose trac--- loose track? ...lose track.
lucy was loose.
lucy aims to lose.

before i lose track.


the end.

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Finishes the sour candies and eats the sugar





























tears up when no one is looking

Are you crying because no one saw your beautiful display of sour sugar manliness or are you crying because you have no sour sugar manliness? :D

cus im out of sour candies http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/bawling.gif

Why not make your own :laugh: or just crop the one Urinal posted?



Exploitable. Lazy Spork.

A lull?

I think everyone just stopped and started to fap at the thought of Lye being pleased. :naughty:

that explains why my pillow is all soaked and sticky

Exploitable. Lazy Spork.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcwyynageD1qzr2th.gif

Lol.

"I let him go."

"Right?"

"WRONG!"

http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandowrong.gif

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......... ..............


Imma just a.............. I'm gonna go over there............. *scoots off*

Lol.




I know what Uni i'm giong to :naughty:
I don't think it's ALLL from fappin.

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"Little dick wick, plays with his prick, don't the smell just make you sick?"

next order of business: OHMSS suite. i know this one's gonna be tough. every ounce a music is great. wish i could just put entire score as one giant suite :rofldata:

Aaaaaaaaaaand just like that I killed STS :rolleyes:

Nah, just reading something.


I agree with this.

I need a stroke of genius............ but it's just not coming................ :sad:

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Nah, just reading something.


I agree with this.


People do this already with frappucino boxes.................... but they're not supposed to :mad:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?2,file=35075,filename=predator.gif

Nah, just reading something.


I agree with this.


This is really nice :)
When we had regular poker games, one of the guys would buy it like this.
some nice samplers.
miss it though.
poker and beer. and pizza. :(


Hey, does anyone else use American Dad voices when reading STS? Hm? Just me? :shock:

Aaaaaaaaaaand just like that I killed STS :rolleyes:

The youtubes has swayed my attention.

Neg sent me a vid I completely forgot to watch until right now.

It was two gorillas humping to "Do You Believe In Life After Love".

Fuck yo mamma.
Fuck yo sista.
Fuck yo grandma.

But, most of all...

FUCK YOU.

I agree with this.


They used to let us get away with mixin' n' matchin' at our local liquor stores.

Not anymore. :(

The youtubes has swayed my attention.

Neg sent me a vid I completely forgot to watch until right now.

It was two gorillas humping to "Do You Believe In Life After Love".

:rofldata::rofldata::rofldata:

Just reading that, I don't think I'll be able to listen to that song again without leaning my head back and thinking: STS...

Hey, does anyone else use American Dad voices when reading STS? Hm? Just me? :shock:

There's voices here now?

:itsamystery:

Fuck yo mamma.
Fuck yo sista.
Fuck yo grandma.

But, most of all...



FUCK YOU.

I don't think it's exactly always my internal monologue voice reading this shit, but I can't place the voices and inflections that do crop up well enough to report that it's anything else.

Occasionally I'll read it in that person's voice if I've actually heard it.

I just heard Stan's and Roger's voice.
That's the only two i use...

What does Spanish Mighty Mouse have to do with Capt. Spaulding?

I've only talked to Zoran before but I don't relate his voice to his posts though.

I've heard a fair deal of voices, but only one I get to use much now is Mark's.

What does Spanish Mighty Mouse have to do with Capt. Spaulding?

:rofldata:

It's telling you to go to another site to see the "hotlinked" image.

I hear that guy who narrated every movie trailer ever until he died.

I had a hunch XD

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/28/129169338684336677.gif
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQk7Pp_pLsI0Tak92Z3zBWSy4p7bq_7O 3WZX1eSFYqFjz_JBQPlJ0SVqehH
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What does Spanish Mighty Mouse have to do with Capt. Spaulding?


:rofldata:

It's telling you to go to another site to see the "hotlinked" image.

:confused:

We can't see your pic.

I screen capped it, but I'm too lazy to upload.

I'm a monster.

Ohhh....ummm one sec...

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Fuck yo mamma.
Fuck yo sista.
Fuck yo grandma.

But, most of all...



FUCK YOU.

neg should change his avatar so i can stop fapping

I see it now.

neg should change his avatar so i can stop fapping

I keep telling Doc the same thing.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqr6hqdJJz1qg39ewo1_500.gif

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the lost episode

Suddenly I want to watch Dolemite.

Daffy wasn't the first duck Bugs killed. And he won't be the last.
There's a really dark story as to why Bugs wants to kill all ducks: Daffy, Daisy, Donald, Launchpad McQuack, and, especially, Scrooge McDuck.

It all started years before Warner Brother's time...
Back when children were blinded by the uncanny humor that wrought the television...

Once upon a time, Bugs Bunny (along with other bunnies) and the ducks all knew each other...

Guys....Sparky's lost his reality button.

http://ih3.redbubble.net/work.991329.6.flat,550x550,075,f.psst.jpg

Did he ever have it?

Daffy wasn't the first duck Bugs killed. And he won't be the last.
There's a really dark story as to why Bugs wants to kill all ducks: Daffy, Daisy, Donald, Launchpad McQuack, and, especially, Scrooge McDuck.

It all started years before Warner Brother's time...
Back when children were blinded by the uncanny humor that wrought the television...

Once upon a time, Bugs Bunny (along with other bunnies) and the ducks all knew each other...


.................... *tries to contemplate this*........................ *brain won't accept the joke because the timeline makes no sense*............... *brain gives up and moves on*...

I'm pretty sure he can hear you guys...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4xwj9rIQW1qamgw7.gif

cock

He's a worm.


You know what has to be done.

Get a hook?

feed him to the fishes?

I'll go over that one and reword it... I think I left something out.
Maybe not enough dynamic characters... or big fancy words.

I'll try to find more pics...

be back soon....

http://i.imgur.com/MAKsY.gif

Daffy wasn't the first duck Bugs killed. And he won't be the last.
There's a really dark story as to why Bugs wants to kill all ducks: Daffy, Daisy, Donald, Launchpad McQuack, and, especially, Scrooge McDuck.

It all started years before Warner Brother's time...
Back when children were blinded by the uncanny humor that wrought the television...

Once upon a time, Bugs Bunny (along with other bunnies) and the ducks all knew each other...

Maybe Spanky is Mental's padawan, after all~

Hubert Cumberdale! You taste like soot and poo!

Maybe Spanky is Mental's padawan, after all~

:rofldata:

We really gotta get our padawan's straightened out or they're gonna turn out completely insa---.....oh....nevermind.

Neg's right...

Maybe we should all put our heads together and try work up a story that's like Warner Bros meets Inglorious Basterds.

Two heads are louder than one.
:smrt:

Suddenly I want to watch Dolemite.



http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/moviesv/dolemite1.mpg

Maybe Spanky is Mental's padawan, after all~

I think Sparktank's surpassed the Mental One.

XD

I meant to play a drinking game with Dolemite, but it never happened :(

Matt singing: MM #8: Crayola Glow Explosion Kit. - YouTube (http://youtu.be/0RmH4vbx8mY)

Anyone catch The Warrior yet?
It looks like it could be worthwhile.

Segue..
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/7/9/2/57928/B/V/4/h/BV4h/funny-gifs-epic-ko.gif

they're gonna turn out insa---

insa---tiable? ...insanitary?? :confused: insalubrious???

What you gettin' at, Cucks...

what's your game?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowslszSO61qf9m55o1_400.gif
Fuck yeah!! fap! fap! fap!

if sts were south park, i'd be butters.

muthafuckas

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo481g0yBg1qmn7mjo1_500.gif

I'd be the fat one that no one liked. :sad:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowslszSO61qf9m55o1_400.gif

Oh, scissor-me-timbers!